"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day

1 00:00:02,281 --> 00:00:06,413 Ìèñòåð Ðåéíîëüäñ, ïîõîæå, âñ¸ õîðîøî. Àíàëèç êðîâè â íîðìå. 2 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,315 Îòëè÷íî. Êàê è îæèäàëîñü, äà? 3 00:00:08,315 --> 00:00:11,707 Íî âîò äàâëåíèå âûñîêîâàòî. 4 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:13,613 Ó ìåíÿ ÷òî, âûñîêîå äàâëåíèå? 5 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:16,401 Äà, íî îñòà¸òñÿ ñòàáèëüíûì ñ ïðîøëîãî ïðè¸ìà. 6 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:19,624 Ìîæíî íàçíà÷èòü âàì íåáîëüøóþ äîçó ëåêàðñòâ. 7 00:00:19,624 --> 00:00:23,152 Íåò. Äîê, âû ÷åãî? Òàáëåòêè äëÿ ñòàðèêîâ. 8 00:00:23,152 --> 00:00:25,747  îïðåäåë¸ííîì âîçðàñòå âñåì íàì íóæíî... 9 00:00:25,747 --> 00:00:26,823 Âñåì? Ìíå íå íóæíî. 10 00:00:26,823 --> 00:00:29,308 Òàê ÷òî äàâàéòå áåç... 11 00:00:29,308 --> 00:00:32,064 ß ïîíèìàþ, ê ÷åìó âû âåä¸òå. Íå ñòàíåì òóäà õîäèòü. 12 00:00:32,064 --> 00:00:36,411 Åñëè ÿ çàõî÷ó ïîíèçèòü ñâî¸ äàâëåíèå, òî ïðîñòî ïðèêàæó îðãàíèçìó. 13 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,295 Õðîíè÷åñêè âûñîêîå äàâëåíèå óñòðîåíî èíà÷å. 14 00:00:39,295 --> 00:00:41,789 Òàê óñòðîåí Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. 15 00:00:41,789 --> 00:00:43,626 ß èìåþ õðîíè÷åñêè âûñîêîå äàâëåíèå, 16 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:47,715 ïîòîìó ÷òî õðîíè÷åñêè ñòðàäàþò îò äóðàêîâ, êîòîðûå ìåíÿ íå ñëóøàþò. 17 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,958 Äîê, âñ¸ íîð... 18 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:52,186 ß îáî âñ¸ì ïîçàáî÷óñü. 19 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:55,093 Íå ïåðåæèâàéòå, ïîòîìó ÷òî Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ 20 00:00:55,093 --> 00:00:58,180 ñàì ñî âñåì ðàçáåð¸òñÿ. 21 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,997 "Äýííèñ áåð¸ò äåíü äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ" 22 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 23 00:01:22,477 --> 00:01:26,101 Íà÷í¸ì. Äàâëåíèå. 24 00:01:26,101 --> 00:01:29,430 Ïóëüñ, ñåðäöåáèåíèå, ïðèáîð ñâÿçàí ñ òåëåôîíîì. 25 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:32,717 È îí âñ¸ ôèêñèðóåò. Èäåàëüíî. 26 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:37,026 Ó ìåíÿ áóäóò äîêàçàòåëüñòâà, ÷òîáû òêíóòü â ëèöî äîêòîðèøêè. 27 00:01:41,711 --> 00:01:43,740 - Ñëóøàþ. - Ïðèâåò, Äýííèñ. 28 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:46,415 - Ñêàæè, ìû âûøå èëè íèæå óðîâíÿ ìîðÿ? - ×òî? 29 00:01:46,415 --> 00:01:47,882 Ðàññêàæè ïðî ñåìåéíóþ ãîòîâêó. 30 00:01:47,882 --> 00:01:52,422 Ìû ðåøèëè ïðèãîòîâèòü â ñåìåéíîì ñòèëå, è âçÿëè èíäóñòðèàëüíóþ ñêîðîâàðêó. 31 00:01:52,422 --> 00:01:55,957 Îõðåíèòåëüíàÿ øòóêà, íî íàäî óáåäèòüñÿ, ÷òî ìû âûøå óðîâíÿ ìîðå. 32 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:58,805 Ìû íå ìîæåì áûòü íèæå óðîâíÿ ìîðÿ. Èíà÷å äàâíî áû ïðîìîêëè. 33 00:01:58,805 --> 00:02:01,120 Íî íèæå óðîâíÿ ìîðÿ îíà ìîæåò âçîðâàòüñÿ. 34 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,962 È ìû îïàñàåìñÿ, ÷òî çàñðàíåö âçîðâ¸òñÿ. 35 00:02:02,962 --> 00:02:04,598 Íåëüçÿ âêëþ÷àòü íèæå óðîâíÿ ìîðÿ. 36 00:02:04,598 --> 00:02:07,608 - Îíà íå âçîðâ¸òñÿ. - Äà, ñêîðîâàðêè óñòðîåíû èíà÷å. 37 00:02:07,608 --> 00:02:10,847 Õî÷åøü ñêàçàòü, ñêîðîâàðêó íåëüçÿ ïðîíîñèòü íà ïîäâîäíóþ ëîäêó? 38 00:02:10,847 --> 00:02:12,653 À êàê êîðìÿò âåñü ìîðñêîé ôëîò? 39 00:02:12,653 --> 00:02:14,712 Îíè íå ïîëüçóþòñÿ ñêîðîâàðêîé. 40 00:02:14,712 --> 00:02:17,185 Ïðåêðàòèòå. Âñå ïðåêðàòèòå. 41 00:02:17,185 --> 00:02:19,786 ß âçÿë äåíü äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ. 42 00:02:19,786 --> 00:02:22,546 Äåíü äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ? ×òî åù¸ çà õðåíîìóòü? 43 00:02:22,546 --> 00:02:25,365 Ýòî íîâàÿ ôèøêà. Òèïà áîëüíè÷íîãî, íî äëÿ ìîçãîâ, 44 00:02:25,365 --> 00:02:28,377 è åñëè êòî-íèáóäü åãî áåð¸ò - íåëüçÿ çàäàâàòü ëèøíèõ âîïðîñîâ. 45 00:02:28,377 --> 00:02:30,580 Òû ðåàëüíî áåð¸øü òàêîé äåíü? 46 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:33,604 Äà, äà. ß áåðó äåíü äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ. 47 00:02:33,604 --> 00:02:38,305 Ïîåäó íà ïëÿæ è áóäó âåñü äåíü ïÿëèòüñÿ íà îêåàí. 48 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:39,638 À òâîÿ ìàøèíà íå â ðåìîíòå? 49 00:02:39,638 --> 00:02:42,909 Èçâèíè, ýòî íå âîïðîñ äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ. ×èñòî ïî ëîãèñòèêå. 50 00:02:42,909 --> 00:02:44,120 Áëèí, òû ïðàâ. 51 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,734 Äýííèñ, ÿ òåáÿ îòâåçó. Óñòðîþ ñåáå ïëÿæíûé äåíü. 52 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:50,975 Êë¸âî, çàîäíî âûÿñíèì, ïîä âîäîé ìû èëè íåò. 53 00:02:50,975 --> 00:02:52,010 Îòâåç¸ì ñêîðîâàðêó. 54 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:55,010 Íåò! Ïðîêëÿòüå! Ðàç ïèêàåò - íàäî îñòàíîâèòüñÿ. 55 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:59,120 Íåò! Ñåãîäíÿ äåíü ìîåãî äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ, à âû òóäà íå âõÎäèòå. 56 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,225 Âàøó â Ìàøó! 57 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,271 - Ïðèâåò. - Ïðèâåò. Âàì ïîìî÷ü? 58 00:03:06,271 --> 00:03:08,355 Äà, ó ìåíÿ áðîíü íà èìÿ Ðåéíîëüäñà. 59 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:12,085 - Ñåé÷àñ ïðîâåðþ. - Õîðîøî. 60 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:25,935 Âû ïðÿìî ìíîãî ïå÷àòàåòå. Ïèøåòå ðîìàí? 61 00:03:25,935 --> 00:03:29,411 Èçâèíèòå, ó íàñ íå îñòàëîñü ñâîáîäíûõ ìàøèí ýòîãî êëàññà. 62 00:03:29,411 --> 00:03:30,892 Íåò, íåò, ÿ çàáðîíèðîâàë. 63 00:03:30,892 --> 00:03:34,108 Èíîãäà â ñèñòåìå âîçíèêàþò äâîéíûå áðîíè, ïîýòîìó îøèáêà íàøà, 64 00:03:34,108 --> 00:03:37,638 è â êà÷åñòâå èçâèíåíèé ìû ãîòîâû óëó÷øèòü ìîäåëü. 65 00:03:37,638 --> 00:03:42,882 "Òñóìà EVS" - ýëåêòðîìîáèëü ñ ñåíñîðíûì ýêðàíîì óïðàâëåíèÿ, àâòîïèëîòîì, 66 00:03:42,882 --> 00:03:44,345 ñäåëàí â Àìåðèêå. 67 00:03:44,345 --> 00:03:47,462 ß âèäåë òàêèå. Î÷åíü êðóòûå ìàøèíû. 68 00:03:47,462 --> 00:03:51,300 Õîðîøî, ïðèíèìàþ. È âîçüìó êëþ÷è. 69 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,806 - Êëþ÷åé íåò. - Òàê. 70 00:03:53,806 --> 00:03:56,795 - Åñòü ïðèëîæåíèå. - Ïîíÿòíî. 71 00:03:56,795 --> 00:03:58,631 - Ïðèëîæåíèå. - Àãà. 72 00:03:58,631 --> 00:04:01,225 ×åñòíî ãîâîðÿ, ìíå ýòî íå íðàâèòñÿ. 73 00:04:01,225 --> 00:04:03,826 Íà ìî¸ì òåëåôîíå è òàê ïîëíî ïðèëîæåíèé, 74 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:08,206 à ñõåìà ñ êëþ÷àìè ñóùåñòâóåò óæå òûñÿ÷åëåòèå. 75 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:11,816 Íå çíàþ, çà÷åì ìû ïûòàåìñÿ å¸ óëó÷øèòü, íî ââåëè ïðèëîæåíèÿ. 76 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:16,207 Ïîÿâèëèñü ïðèëîæåíèÿ äëÿ âñåãî. Äàæå äëÿ îòëàæåííûõ ñèñòåì. 77 00:04:16,207 --> 00:04:19,120 Ïîõîæå, ó ìåíÿ ïîäíèìàåòñÿ äàâëåíèå, 78 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,838 ïðÿìî ñêàêíóëî, ïîýòîìó ñåé÷àñ ñêà÷àþ ïðèëîæåíèå. 79 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:24,548 Ïîäóìàåøü, åù¸ îäíî ïðèëîæåíèå. 80 00:04:24,548 --> 00:04:28,043 Òåïåðü òåëåôîí - ýòî êëþ÷. Ïðîñòî è ÿñíî. 81 00:04:30,286 --> 00:04:33,377 Îòëè÷íî. Ïëàâíî åäåò, áåñøóìíî. 82 00:04:33,377 --> 00:04:37,014 Ïîïðîáóåì àâòîïèëîò. 83 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:43,692 Êðóòî. Êðóòî! 84 00:04:44,091 --> 00:04:46,724 Øèêàðíî. 85 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:51,061 Ïîðà ðàñêî÷åãàðèòü äóøåâíîå çäîðîâüå âêóñíîé òðàâêîé. 86 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:55,277 Ìîé õîðîøèé äðóã - ìèñòåð Êðàòîì. 87 00:04:55,917 --> 00:05:00,251 Êàïåö êîìêîâàòàÿ, ìíå íóæåí ìèêñåð. 88 00:05:00,862 --> 00:05:04,537 "Òñóìà", äîñòàâü ìåíÿ ê áëèæàéøåìó ÷àéíîìó ìàãàçèíó. 89 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:08,935 - Ïåðåñòðàèâàþ ìàðøðóò ê "×àéíîé ëîæêå". - Îõðåíåòü. 90 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:13,470 "Òñóìà", âêëþ÷è... "Roxette". 91 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:17,365 Èãðàþ "Roxette" - "Ïðèñëóøàéñÿ ê ñâîåìó ñåðäöó". 92 00:05:18,256 --> 00:05:21,679 Êðó÷å íåêóäà. 93 00:05:22,846 --> 00:05:25,778 ß ìîãó ïðîñòî ñèäåòü è íàñëàæäàòüñÿ ïîåçäêîé. 94 00:05:25,778 --> 00:05:28,145 À ìàøèíà âñ¸ ïîðåøàåò. 95 00:05:35,816 --> 00:05:39,157 Ïðèâåò. Îäèí òðàâÿíîé ÷àé, ïîæàëóéñòà. 96 00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:42,185 - Ñ êàêèì âêóñîì? - Äàæå íå çíàþ. Æàñìèí? 97 00:05:42,185 --> 00:05:46,842 - Èçâèíèòå, ÿ ïðî øàðèêè áîáà. - Êðóãëÿøè èç òàïèîêè è ñàõàðà? 98 00:05:46,842 --> 00:05:48,751 ×àé èä¸ò ñ øàðèêàìè áîáà. 99 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:53,215 Íåïðàâäà, ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ âèæó îòäåëüíî ÷àé è îòäåëüíî øàðèêè, 100 00:05:53,215 --> 00:05:55,312 òàê ÷òî ïðîñòî íå áóäåì èõ ñìåøèâàòü. 101 00:05:55,312 --> 00:05:58,983 Äàéòå ìíå ÷àé áåç ñêðûòîãî âîçáóäèòåëÿ äèàáåòà. 102 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:02,929 Ñèñòåìà íå ïîçâîëèò. 103 00:06:05,068 --> 00:06:09,076 Ëàäíî. Áåç ïðîáëåì. Îäèí øàðèê áîáà, ïîæàëóéñòà. 104 00:06:09,076 --> 00:06:10,999 Óãîùåíèå íà äåíü äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ. 105 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,145 Ïîáàëîâàòü ñåáÿ. Âåäü òàê ëþäè îïðàâäûâàþò ñâî¸ áåçâîëèå? 106 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:18,012 - Íå çíàþ. - Êîíå÷íî, íå çíàåòå. 107 00:06:18,012 --> 00:06:19,640 Îäèí ÷àé ñ æåâàòåëüíûì ñàõàðîì. 108 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,999 Ñåé÷àñ. Îòñêàíèðóéòå êîä. 109 00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:26,691 - Çà÷åì? - Òàê âû ïåðåéä¸òå â ïðèëîæåíèå. 110 00:06:26,691 --> 00:06:30,560 Äâà ïðèëîæåíèÿ çà ñåãîäíÿ. Åñòü ïðèëîæåíèÿ äëÿ âñåãî íà ñâåòå. 111 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,901 Õîòÿ ÿ óæå ãîâîðþ ñ ÷åëîâåêîì, êîòîðûé ìîæåò ïðèíÿòü çàêàç, 112 00:06:33,901 --> 00:06:35,799 íî äîëæåí ñêà÷àòü ïðèëîæåíèå? 113 00:06:35,799 --> 00:06:40,138 Äàâàéòå òàê: ó ìåíÿ åñòü íàëè÷êà, ó âàñ åñòü ÷àé. 114 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,507 Óïðîñòèì öåïî÷êó. 115 00:06:41,507 --> 00:06:43,444 Ìû íå ïðèíèìàåì íàëè÷íûå. 116 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,739 ßñíî. À êàðòû? Ïðèíèìàåòå êàðòû? 117 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,431 - Äà. - Îòëè÷íî. 118 00:06:47,431 --> 00:06:50,683 Íî ìèíèìàëüíûé çàêàç - 10 äîëëàðîâ. 119 00:06:53,003 --> 00:06:56,228 À â ïðèëîæåíèè òàêèõ îãðàíè÷åíèé íåò. 120 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:02,066 Èçâèíèòå... Ýòî íå âàøà âèíà. 121 00:07:02,066 --> 00:07:03,627 Íå âû æå ñîçäàëè ñèñòåìó. 122 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:07,360 Ñèñòåìà òàêîâà, è ìû îáà å¸ æåðòâû, ïîýòîìó... 123 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,982 - ×òî? - Íè÷åãî. 124 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:13,729 Äâà ÷àÿ ñ øàðèêàìè áîáà, ïîæàëóéñòà. 125 00:07:28,035 --> 00:07:29,779 Áëèí. 126 00:07:56,966 --> 00:07:59,078 Ãàäîñòü. 127 00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:05,122 Äèêî ñëàäêî. 128 00:08:06,084 --> 00:08:08,461 À âîîáùå íåïëîõî. 129 00:08:08,461 --> 00:08:10,933  êàêîì ñìûñëå "êëþ÷ íå íàéäåí"? 130 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:13,817 Êëþ÷ íå íàéäåí? Òàê âìåñòî êëþ÷à ìîé... 131 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:15,858 Òåëåôîí. 132 00:08:16,274 --> 00:08:18,806 Ãäå ìîé òåëåôîí? Ãäå ìîé òåëåôîí? 133 00:08:20,212 --> 00:08:22,884 Ïðîêëÿòüå, ãäå ìîé òåëåôîí? 134 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,802 Äà áëèí. Ñëóøàþ. ×òî? 135 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:30,485 Ïðèâåò, Äýííèñ. Ïðèâåò, äðóæèùå. 136 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:34,147 Âîïðîñèê: òâîé ñýíäâè÷ â õîëîäèëüíèêå - ìîæíî åãî ñúåñòü? 137 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:38,456 Îí ëåæèò óæå ìåñÿö, ÷óâàê. Íå åøüòå åãî è íå çâîíèòå! 138 00:08:38,456 --> 00:08:39,936 - Ìû óæå ñúåëè. - Àãà, ñúåëè. 139 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,786 - Ñúåäåíî. - ß ãîâîðèëà èì íå åñòü. 140 00:08:41,786 --> 00:08:45,884 Äè ïûòàëàñü íàñ îòãîâîðèòü. Êîðî÷å, ìû çâîíèì, ÷òîáû òû ïîòîì íå ïñèõîâàë. 141 00:08:45,884 --> 00:08:48,902 Ïñèõàíè ñåé÷àñ, à âîçâðàùàéñÿ ñ÷àñòëèâûì. 142 00:08:48,902 --> 00:08:51,560 Íå ðàññ÷èòûâàé íà ñýíäâè÷, ïîòîìó ÷òî åãî áîëüøå íåò. 143 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,764 Íî âñ¸ ïó÷êîì: ìû åãî îòñêîðîâàðèëè. 144 00:08:53,764 --> 00:08:56,989 - Ƹñòêî îòñêîðîâàðèëè. - Íåëüçÿ òàê ñ ôðàíöóçñêèì ñýíäâè÷åì. 145 00:08:56,989 --> 00:09:00,954 - Êîíå÷íî, ìîæíî. Íà ïîäëîäêàõ òî÷íî òàê äåëàþò. - Õâàòèò! 146 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:04,121 Çàìîë÷èòå! Õâàòèò ìíå çâîíèòü! 147 00:09:11,564 --> 00:09:13,802 Íó çàøèáèñü. 148 00:09:18,495 --> 00:09:21,796 - Çäðàâñòâóéòå, îôèöåð. - Ïðàâà è ðåãèñòðàöèþ. 149 00:09:21,796 --> 00:09:24,170 Ýòî ïðîêàòíûé àâòîìîáèëü. 150 00:09:24,170 --> 00:09:26,145 Çàãëóøèòå ìàøèíó. 151 00:09:26,793 --> 00:09:31,579 Òàêîå äåëî... ß íå ìîãó, ïîòîìó ÷òî íåò êëþ÷à. 152 00:09:31,579 --> 00:09:36,946 Òåõíè÷åñêè åãî âîîáùå íåò. Âìåñòî êëþ÷à - òåëåôîí, è... 153 00:09:36,946 --> 00:09:39,104 Ó ìåíÿ íåò òåëåôîíà. 154 00:09:39,104 --> 00:09:41,487 Ñýð, âûéäèòå èç ìàøèíû. 155 00:09:41,487 --> 00:09:45,751 Ëó÷øå íå íàäî. Áîþñü, åñëè ÿ âûéäó, òî... 156 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,859 íå ñìîãó ñíîâà çàâåñòè ìàøèíó. 157 00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:50,690 Ñýð, ïîæàëóéñòà, âûéäèòå èç ìàøèíû. 158 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,830 Êîíå÷íî, âàì ïëåâàòü. 159 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:56,250 Ëàäíî, âûõîæó. 160 00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:10,986 Êòî áû ìîã ïîäóìàòü? 161 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:15,419 Ïðèâåò. Äîáðûé äåíü. 162 00:10:15,419 --> 00:10:16,922 Õîðîøî, à ó âàñ? Ñïàñèáî. 163 00:10:16,922 --> 00:10:20,670 Ìåíÿ çîâóò Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. Ñåìåéíûé ïëàí íà èìÿ Ôðýíêà Ðåéíîëüäñà, 164 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:22,072 è ìíå íóæåí íîâûé òåëåôîí. 165 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:25,148 - Ýòî ÿ ìîãó óñòðîèòü. - Îòëè÷íî. 166 00:10:25,148 --> 00:10:27,513 Ôðýíê Ðåéíîëüäñ. 167 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:32,817 Ó ìåíÿ íå íàñòîëüêî äëèííîå èìÿ. 168 00:10:32,817 --> 00:10:35,534 ß ìîãó âûäàòü âàì òåëåôîí íà çàìåíó. 169 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:38,001 Ïîëó÷èòå äî êîíöà çàâòðàøíåãî äíÿ. 170 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:40,191 Òàê íå ïîéä¸ò. Ìíå íóæíî ñåãîäíÿ. 171 00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:44,010 Ê ñîæàëåíèþ, òåëåôîíû ëåæàò íà ñêëàäå... 172 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,907 À ðàññêàæè ïðî íèõ, ïîòîìó ÷òî ïîõîæè íà òåëåôîíû. 173 00:10:47,907 --> 00:10:50,067 - Ýòî íå òåëåôîíû. - Íå òåëåôîíû? 174 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,152 Íàðîä, ýòî íå òåëåôîíû, èìåéòå â âèäó. 175 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,995 Ïðîñòî êîðîáêè ñ òåëåôîíàìè, êîòîðûå íå òåëåôîíû. 176 00:10:55,995 --> 00:10:59,420 - Îíè äëÿ íîâûõ êëèåíòîâ. - Íó äà, äëÿ íîâûõ. Ñòàðûå èäóò ëåñîì. 177 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:03,130 Ñòàðûå êëèåíòû, êîòîðûå ïëàòèëè ìåñÿö çà ìåñÿöåì, ãîä çà ãîäîì. 178 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:06,531 Äàâàéòå íàêàæåì ýòèõ ëþäåé è îòäàäèì òåëåôîíû íîâûì êëèåíòàì. 179 00:11:06,531 --> 00:11:07,917 Ïðîñòî òàê óñòðîåíà ñèñòåìà. 180 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,226 Îõ óæ ýòà ñèñòåìà. Âåñü äåíü ñ íåé ñòàëêèâàþñü. 181 00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:16,256 Ïðèÿòåëü, ÿ çëþñü íå íà òåáÿ. À íà ñèñòåìó. 182 00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:20,578 Ê ñîæàëåíèþ, ñèñòåìû çäåñü íåò, è ÿ íå ìîãó âûïëåñíóòü íà íå¸ ñâî¸ ðàçî÷àðîâàíèå... 183 00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:29,682 Õîðîøî. Ïîïðîáóåì äðóãîé âàðèàíò. 184 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:33,863 À åñëè äîáàâèòü â ïëàí Ôðýíêà Ðåéíîëüäñà íîâóþ ñòðî÷êó? 185 00:11:33,863 --> 00:11:35,036 ß ñòàíó íîâûì êëèåíòîì? 186 00:11:35,036 --> 00:11:36,937 Ýòî âîçìîæíî. Ìíå íóæåí âàø ÏÈÍ-êîä. 187 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:41,187 Êîíå÷íî, âåäü ÏÈÍ - êëþ÷ ê òåëåôîíó, òåëåôîí - êëþ÷ ê ìàøèíå, è âñ¸ â îäíîé öåïî÷êå. 188 00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:44,343 Èçâèíèòå, ìíå íóæíî ïîçâîíèòü ïî ÷àñàì. 189 00:11:44,343 --> 00:11:48,308 - Òî÷íî ñðàáîòàåò? - ×àðëè, àëìàçû îáðàçóþòñÿ ïîä äàâëåíèåì. 190 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,163 È ìû ïðèãîòîâèì àëìàçû ïîä äàâëåíèåì ñêîðîâàðêè. Âñ¸ ÷¸òêî. 191 00:11:52,163 --> 00:11:53,050 Ãåíèàëüíî. 192 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:56,783 - È ïî÷åìó íèêòî íå äîãàäàëñÿ? Ìû ðàçáîãàòååì. - Òî÷íî. 193 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,355 - Äýííèñ çâîíèò. - Íå îòâå÷àéòå. 194 00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,837 - Ýòî ïðîâåðêà â äåíü äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ. - Ïðîâåðêà. 195 00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:05,489 Ïðîâåðêà?  ìîè âðåìåíà, åñëè õîòåë óéòè ñ ðàáîòû, 196 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:10,173 òû áèë ñåáÿ ìîëîòêîì èëè ïîäñòàâëÿëñÿ ïîä àêóëó. 197 00:12:10,173 --> 00:12:14,064 Íåò, ìîë÷àò êàê ðûáû. ß ïðîñòî ïîðàæ¸í. 198 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:18,467 Ïîïðîáóåì... 69-69. 199 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,645 Êàê ñêàæåòå. 200 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:22,613 - Ïîäîøëî. - Ñðàáîòàëî? 201 00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:23,668 Ïîëó÷èòå. 202 00:12:23,668 --> 00:12:25,012 - Ñåðü¸çíî? - Âñ¸ ãîòîâî. 203 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,390 - Ýòî òåëåôîí? - Òåëåôîí. 204 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:29,262 ß îòêðîþ êîðîáêó, âêëþ÷ó, è îí çàðàáîòàåò? 205 00:12:29,262 --> 00:12:31,468 Àãà, çàðàáîòàåò. Ýòî âàø òåëåôîí. 206 00:12:34,258 --> 00:12:36,490 Ïî÷åìó âû íå îáùàåòåñü?! 207 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:42,906 Îáùàéòåñü! 208 00:12:42,906 --> 00:12:44,558 Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. 209 00:12:44,558 --> 00:12:47,506 Ä, Ý, Í êàê "Íýíñè"... 210 00:12:47,506 --> 00:12:53,022 Íîìåðíîé çíàê... Á êàê "áëèí", "SX355". 211 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,198 Èçâèíèòå, íå ïîíÿë. 212 00:12:59,198 --> 00:13:02,502 Êîíå÷íî, íå ïîíÿë, âåäü ÿ íè÷åãî íå ãîâîðèë. 213 00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:03,996 Âû ñêàçàëè "ÿíâàðü"? 214 00:13:03,996 --> 00:13:07,706 ß íå ãîâîðèë "ÿíâàðü". ß íè÷åãî íå ãîâîðèë. Íè ìåñÿö, íè äåíü. 215 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,804 Æèâîãî ðàáîòíèêà. Íåò, ðàáîòíèêà. 216 00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:11,889 ×åëîâåêà! ×åëîâåêà! 217 00:13:15,513 --> 00:13:19,537 Ä, Ý, Í êàê "íåäåëÿ", 218 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,389 È, Ñ. 219 00:13:21,389 --> 00:13:22,457 Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. 220 00:13:22,457 --> 00:13:24,454 Ä êàê "äîñòàëî!", 221 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:26,096 Ý êàê "ýòî óæàñ, äàéòå ÷åëîâåêà". 222 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,865 Í êàê "íåâûíîñèìî". 223 00:13:27,865 --> 00:13:30,064 Í êàê "íåâûíîñèìî". 224 00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:32,900 È êàê "èçäåâàåòåñü?". 225 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,692 Ñ êàê "ñïàñèòå"! 226 00:13:35,692 --> 00:13:38,020 Äîëæåí áûòü ñïîñîá îòêðûòü ýòó ÷¸ðòîâó ìàøèíó! 227 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,151 Êàê ìíå îòêðûòü ìàøèíó?! 228 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:43,579 Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. 229 00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,891 Ä, Ý, 230 00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:50,002 Í êàê "íèêîãäà íå çàêîí÷èòñÿ". 231 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:52,725 Ñïàñèáî, ÷òî ïîçâîíèëè â ñëóæáó ïîääåðæêè "Òñóìà". 232 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:56,955 Âàø çâîíîê î÷åíü âàæåí. Ïîæàëóéñòà, ââåäèòå 17-çíà÷íûé ÈÍÒÑ. 233 00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:02,232 - Íàçîâèòå âàøå èìÿ. - Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. 234 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,781 Ïðèíÿòî. Ñåé÷àñ ÿ âàñ ïåðåâåäó. 235 00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:09,274 Âû ïîçâîíèëè â ñëóæáó ïîääåðæêè "Òñóìà". Ìåíÿ çîâóò Äåéçè. 236 00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:11,296 Íàçîâèòå, ïîæàëóéñòà, 17-çíà÷íûé ÈÍÒÑ. 237 00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:14,818 Íåò, íåò, íåò. ß òîëüêî ÷òî... 238 00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:18,955 ß òîëüêî ÷òî ââ¸ë ýòó èíôîðìàöèþ â ñèñòåìó. 239 00:14:18,955 --> 00:14:23,041 - Èçâèíèòå, ñýð, ÿ ïîíèìàþ, íî... - Âñ¸ íîðìàëüíî. Äåéçè, äà? 240 00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:26,069 Íå èçâèíÿéñÿ. ß íà òåáÿ íå çëþñü. 241 00:14:26,069 --> 00:14:28,933 ß ñëåãêà ðàññòðîåí, íî ñàìîé ñèòóàöèåé. 242 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:33,127 À ñèòóàöèÿ òàêîâà, Äåéçè. Äàé ñåêóíäó, è ÿ îáúÿñíþ. 243 00:14:33,127 --> 00:14:36,771 Ìîé íîâûé òåëåôîí íå õî÷åò îáùàòüñÿ ñ ìàøèíîé. 244 00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:41,142 ß ïîçâîíèë â êîìïàíèþ ïî ïðîêàòó, äîø¸ë äî íà÷àëüíèêà, 245 00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,672 îí îòïðàâèë â òåõïîìîùü "Òñóìû", è ÿ ïîçâîíèë òóäà. 246 00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:47,763 Ñ êåì-òî ïîãîâîðèë, íàïðàâèëè íà î÷åðåäíîãî íà÷àëüíèêà, îí îòïðàâèë â ñåðâèñíûé öåíòð. 247 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:51,825 ß ïîçâîíèë â ñåðâèñíûé öåíòð, ïîãîâîðèë ñ äâóìÿ-òðåìÿ ïðèäóðêàìè, 248 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,344 êîòîðûå àáñîëþòíî íå ïîìîãëè. 249 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:57,837 Îòïðàâèëè ê ñâîåìó íà÷àëüíèêó, è îí ñêàçàë ñíîâà ïîçâîíèòü â êîìïàíèþ ïî ïðîêàòó. 250 00:14:57,837 --> 00:15:01,762 ß ïîçâîíèë â ïðîêàò, ïîòîì â òåõïîìîùü, ñåðâèñíûé öåíòð, ïðîêàò, 251 00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:04,923 òåõïîìîùü, ñåðâèñíûé öåíòð, ïðîêàò, òåõïîìîùü, ñåðâèñíûé öåíòð, 252 00:15:04,923 --> 00:15:07,152 è òàê ìåíÿ ïåðåêèäûâàëè ìíîãî, ìíîãî ÷àñîâ, 253 00:15:07,152 --> 00:15:10,797 ïîêà êîãî-òî íå îñåíèëî ñîîáùèòü ïðî ÷¸ðòîâó ñëóæáó ïîääåðæêè êëèåíòîâ. 254 00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:12,524 Ïîýòîìó ÿ ïîçâîíèë ñþäà, 255 00:15:12,524 --> 00:15:14,949 è òåïåðü îáùàþñü ñ òîáîé, Äåéçè, 256 00:15:14,949 --> 00:15:16,578 ìîé ïîëåâîé öâåòî÷åê. 257 00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:20,422 À òû ïðîñèøü ñîîáùèòü ÈÍÒÑ è äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ - 258 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:23,739 èíôîðìàöèþ, êîòîðóþ ÿ óæå âí¸ñ â âàøó ñèñòåìó. 259 00:15:23,739 --> 00:15:27,985 Ïîñëóøàé, Äåéçè, ïîòåðïè íåìíîãî. 260 00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:32,824 ß çíàþ, ÷òî íå òû ñîçäàëà ñèñòåìó. Ïîýòîìó íå âèíþ. 261 00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:35,078 Íî êòî-òî ñîçäàë ýòó ñèñòåìó, 262 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:37,737 è ÿ î÷åíü õî÷ó îáâèíèòü ýòîãî ÷åëîâåêà. 263 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:42,025 - Êòî æå ýòî? - Èçâèíèòå, ñýð, âû ïðî ÷òî? 264 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,888 Êòî ýòîò ÷åëîâåê, ñîçäàâøèé ñèñòåìó îáñëóæèâàíèÿ êëèåíòîâ, 265 00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:51,189 â êîòîðîé èíôîðìàöèÿ èç êîìïüþòåðà íå ïåðåäà¸òñÿ æèâûì îïåðàòîðàì? 266 00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:53,248 Ñýð, íå çíàþ. Ìîãó îòïðàâèòü ê íà÷àëüíèêó. 267 00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:56,152 Íåò, íåò, íåò! Íå îòïðàâëÿé ìåíÿ ê íà÷àëüíèêó, Äåéçè. 268 00:15:56,152 --> 00:15:59,817 Äåéçè, Äåéçè, çäåñü òîëüêî ìû ñ òîáîé. 269 00:15:59,817 --> 00:16:03,257 Òîëüêî ìû ñ òîáîé, áîðåìñÿ ïðîòèâ ïîðî÷íîé ñèñòåìû, 270 00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:05,936 êîòîðàÿ ïðèçâàíà ñâåñòè íàñ ñ óìà 271 00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:10,700 è áðàòü äíè äóøåâíîãî çäîðîâüÿ. 272 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:15,225 - Äåéçè. - Äà? 273 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:19,917 - "Òñóìà". Îíà âåäü ñîçäàíà â Àìåðèêå? - Âåðíî. 274 00:16:20,366 --> 00:16:22,276 Ãäå èìåííî? 275 00:16:32,555 --> 00:16:34,543 Àãà. Îòëè÷íî, ñóïåð. 276 00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:39,155 Ëàäíî, õîðîøî. ß òåáå ïåðåçâîíþ. 277 00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:44,158 Çäðàâñòâóéòå. Êàê ïîæèâàåòå? 278 00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:46,484 Áûâàëî ëó÷øå. 279 00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:49,772 Áûâàëî õóæå. 280 00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:51,294 Ãåíäèðåêòîð íà ìåñòå? 281 00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:55,517 - Èçâèíèòå, à âû êòî? - Äýííèñ Ðåéíîëüäñ. 282 00:16:55,517 --> 00:17:00,140 Ä, Ý, Í êàê "Íýíñè", Í, È, Ñ. 283 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:05,800 Ïîëüçîâàòåëü "Òñóìà" óæå 6 ÷àñîâ 17 ìèíóò. 284 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:11,600 Ó ìåíÿ öåííàÿ îáðàòíàÿ ñâÿçü, êîòîðóþ ÿ î÷åíü õî÷ó ïåðåäàòü âàøåìó ãëàâíîìó. 285 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,517 Ïðèíåñòè âàì âîäû? 286 00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:20,366 ß äîáðàëñÿ ñþäà ïîä ïàëÿùèì ñîëíöåì è ïðîëèâíûì äîæä¸ì, 287 00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:22,246 ïîýòîìó, åñëè íå âîçðàæàåòå, ïðîñòî ïîäîæäó. 288 00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:26,405 Íà ýòîé íåäåëå åãî íå áóäåò â îôèñå, 289 00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:29,652 íî îí î÷åíü öåíèò îáðàòíóþ ñâÿçü êëèåíòîâ. 290 00:17:29,652 --> 00:17:33,258 Åñëè îñòàâèòå åìó ñîîáùåíèå, 291 00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:36,430 ÿ ïðîñëåæó, ÷òîáû îí ïîëó÷èë. 292 00:17:38,269 --> 00:17:41,635 Åñëè ÿ îñòàâëþ ñîîáùåíèå, 293 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:46,406 âû ãàðàíòèðóåòå, ÷òî îíî äîéä¸ò äî ãëàâíîãî? 294 00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:48,712 Ïîëíîñòüþ. ß ïåðåäàì ñîîáùåíèå, 295 00:17:48,712 --> 00:17:51,510 êîãäà îí âåðí¸òñÿ èç ïëÿæíîãî äîìèêà. 296 00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:59,885 - Ïëÿæíîãî, çíà÷èò? - Àãà. 297 00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,984 - ß òîæå ïëàíèðîâàë ïîåõàòü íà ïëÿæ. - ×óäåñíî. 298 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,329 Âû òîëüêî ïîäóìàéòå. 299 00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:13,485 Íà êàêîì ïëÿæå? 300 00:18:23,451 --> 00:18:26,892 Áðýíäîí, îáåä ãîòîâ! 301 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,927 Çäðàâñòâóéòå. 302 00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:31,968 *Ïðèñëóøàéñÿ ê ñâîåìó ñåðäöó* 303 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,390 Ýòî ìåäèöèíñêîå ÷óäî. 304 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:13,538 Âû ñíèçèëè äàâëåíèå íà 20 ïóíêòîâ âñåãî çà ìèíóòó. Íî êàê? 305 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:16,738 Íåìíîãî âûïóñòèë ïàð, åñòåñòâåííûì ïóò¸ì. 306 00:21:16,738 --> 00:21:19,150 Ãîâîðèë æå, äîêòîð Òñóìà. 307 00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:22,260 Èçâèíèòå. 308 00:21:23,889 --> 00:21:25,990 - Àëëî. - Ïðèâåò, Äýííèñ. 309 00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:30,249 - Ìû âûøå èëè íèæå óðîâíÿ ìîðÿ? - Ñåé÷àñ ïðèåäó. 310 00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:34,250 ïåðåâîä: hvblack 311 00:22:35,305 --> 00:23:35,226 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm