Divorcing Jack

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:31,092 --> 00:00:33,548 When I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night- 3 00:00:33,678 --> 00:00:37,806 and found my brother pissing on my typewriter. 4 00:00:37,932 --> 00:00:42,179 I decided there and then that there was something wonderful about alcohol. 5 00:00:42,312 --> 00:00:46,356 And as my artistic interest grew, I discovered that many of my heroes- 6 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:51,821 had impassioned affairs with what my old dad reffered to as the devil's vomit. 7 00:00:51,946 --> 00:00:56,904 Brendan Behan, Dylan Thomas, George Best, Pete Townsend. 8 00:00:57,034 --> 00:01:01,079 It had not adversely affected any of them, 9 00:01:01,205 --> 00:01:04,371 with the exception of the first two. 10 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,658 Them it killed. 11 00:02:50,476 --> 00:02:52,434 Starkey! 12 00:02:52,562 --> 00:02:55,017 My office, now! 13 00:03:03,239 --> 00:03:04,982 Staying off the wires. 14 00:03:05,116 --> 00:03:08,899 "If elected, Michael Brinn is going to swap West Belfast 15 00:03:09,036 --> 00:03:10,827 for the Guinness Brewery in Dublin." 16 00:03:10,954 --> 00:03:16,494 "They can have our travels, and we can drink theirs." Bollocks! 17 00:03:16,627 --> 00:03:20,576 "Michael Brinn go on to sponsor paramilitary coffee mornings 18 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:25,839 with an ArmaLite in one hand, and a packet of Jaffa Cakes in the other." 19 00:03:25,969 --> 00:03:28,322 -It's shite! -Well, you pay me to write shite like that. 20 00:03:28,346 --> 00:03:31,715 -I pay you to write shite that's funny! -It's satire. 21 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,175 My point exactly! 22 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:37,975 Oh, for god's sake, man! we're going independent here. 23 00:03:38,106 --> 00:03:42,103 We're talking happy, optimistic, joyous! 24 00:03:42,235 --> 00:03:46,695 We're throwing our weight behind Michael Brinn, Dan. You know what our line is? 25 00:03:46,822 --> 00:03:51,864 He's the one man can knit it all together, bring a lasting peace. 26 00:03:51,994 --> 00:03:55,861 -Are you going to print it or what? -Only because [inaudible], Phil! 27 00:03:55,998 --> 00:03:58,453 But do me a favor, Dan Lay off them for a while. 28 00:03:58,584 --> 00:04:03,596 Do what you do best. Get me a story! Get your ear to the ground! 29 00:04:04,381 --> 00:04:07,880 Oh my god! Are you ok? 30 00:04:12,972 --> 00:04:16,887 Could you just move out of the light here?. I'm working. 31 00:04:17,018 --> 00:04:21,763 Gravel inspector, department of stones. 32 00:04:25,627 --> 00:04:30,271 -I thought you'd cracked your head. -I did crack my head. 33 00:04:46,671 --> 00:04:50,123 -Is he late? -She is. 34 00:04:52,093 --> 00:04:55,545 -Your fancy a wee drink? -I have some wine here. 35 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:59,483 -Wine? is that what students are drinking now? -What makes you think i'm a student? 36 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:06,572 The sophisticated screw top bottle would seem to suggest that you're not yet in gainful employment 37 00:05:07,650 --> 00:05:13,237 Medical student? Nope You didn't give me the kiss of life. 38 00:05:13,364 --> 00:05:18,109 But you're sitting all by yourself. Accountancy? 39 00:05:18,243 --> 00:05:21,826 I know! you're a farmer's daughter! Agriculture? 40 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,616 -Horticulture? -You can lead a horticulture, but you can't- 41 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:29,286 Make her think, Dorothy Parker American literature? 42 00:05:29,421 --> 00:05:33,169 Geology? Sociology? Biology? 43 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,965 Scatology? 44 00:05:37,095 --> 00:05:40,380 -Apology? -Art. 45 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:43,136 -Art? -Art. 46 00:05:51,359 --> 00:05:54,941 Why do art students never look out of the window in the morning? 47 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:59,332 -So they have something to do in the afternoon. -Put it there! Daniel Starkey. 48 00:05:59,366 --> 00:06:03,364 -I've seen your column in the paper. -And what do you think? 49 00:06:03,495 --> 00:06:07,908 -Does it make you laugh? -It's better than the other shite. 50 00:06:08,041 --> 00:06:12,917 Better than the other shite? They'll put that on my gravestone. 51 00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:17,091 You're not seriously going to drink all that yourself, are ya? 52 00:06:17,217 --> 00:06:23,219 I'm taking it to a party. Saves me having to carry it. 53 00:06:24,307 --> 00:06:28,055 Look, seeing as you don't seem to have any friends whatsoever, 54 00:06:28,186 --> 00:06:31,519 I was wondering if you'd like to come. 55 00:06:31,647 --> 00:06:34,981 It's my crowd, my music, my house. 56 00:06:35,109 --> 00:06:37,814 You crowd, your music, your wife. 57 00:06:37,945 --> 00:06:40,946 You have read my column. Come on, eh? 58 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:45,118 -She really wouldn't mind you turning up with me? -It's a party! She trusts me. 59 00:06:45,244 --> 00:06:47,817 -Anyway, I don't mess around. -Unless you get the chance. 60 00:06:47,955 --> 00:06:51,952 I don't mess around. Come on. 61 00:06:52,084 --> 00:06:54,290 All right then, What have I got to lose? 62 00:06:54,419 --> 00:06:57,870 -Except my reputation. -That's the girl. 63 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:01,624 We'll fall through the door, my friend Mouse will hand us beer, 64 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:05,175 and my wife Patricia will be waiting on the magic city. 65 00:07:05,305 --> 00:07:07,131 What's so magic about it? 66 00:07:07,265 --> 00:07:13,517 Well, we just call it that because every time we sit on it, we end up making love. 67 00:07:13,646 --> 00:07:17,015 We haven't sat in it for a while. 68 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:22,066 Here we have the man! 69 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:26,438 This must be your cousin, is it? 70 00:07:26,575 --> 00:07:30,655 -I'm sorry? -It's Margaret. 71 00:07:30,788 --> 00:07:35,912 -Where's Trish? -She's not in the best of form, Dan. 72 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:39,376 -Will you please look after my guest? -Certainly, my liege. 73 00:07:39,504 --> 00:07:41,413 I'll see you guys later. 74 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:44,999 -So why do they call you Mouse? -Because! 75 00:07:53,851 --> 00:07:58,394 -So, how's married life treating you? -It's been better. 76 00:07:58,523 --> 00:08:03,647 You know, the guy that owns this house says this is a magic city. 77 00:08:03,778 --> 00:08:08,024 -I think i'll go and get a drink -No, no! It's a magic city 78 00:08:08,157 --> 00:08:10,695 Don't even think about it. 79 00:08:10,826 --> 00:08:14,277 -Working late, were you? -Well, someone has to. 80 00:08:15,706 --> 00:08:19,655 -Who's the wee girl? -Don't know 81 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:24,087 I just bumped into her coming down the street. Margaret something. 82 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:27,494 -You're always picking up bloody strays. -I had to care in the community? 83 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:31,886 -Just the one? you usually manage a couple -Oh, come on, lighten up. 84 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:36,390 -You dancing? -No. [inaudible] 85 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:42,261 -Oh, come on, dance for this. IT'S THIS! -No. 86 00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:35,780 Cider, brilliant. 87 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:42,906 Two bottles of this and you wake up with a pile of vomit in your slippers and six hours pregnant 88 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,290 Are you ok? 89 00:10:09,023 --> 00:10:12,688 -You all right? -Aye. 90 00:10:12,818 --> 00:10:16,104 -Do you want me to get Trish? -No, it's all right. 91 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:19,905 All right... second half. 92 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:23,449 Shift yourself, huh? I'm dying for a piss. 93 00:10:26,790 --> 00:10:29,198 Most are review copies from the paper. 94 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:34,838 It's rare you get macroeconomics and a biography of Skippy the Bush Kangaroo in the same collection. 95 00:10:36,007 --> 00:10:39,957 -You feeling better? -My mouth tastes like a horse's arse. 96 00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:42,420 You want a mint? 97 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:07,992 You have 24 hours to move out of this house. 98 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:12,662 That was a bit nice. 99 00:11:14,169 --> 00:11:17,253 I have to go... i'm in trouble. 100 00:11:21,384 --> 00:11:23,258 Trish! Trish, come here! 101 00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:25,544 She was just giving me a mint! I swear! 102 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,886 Your liar! 103 00:11:30,685 --> 00:11:35,679 As I believe the song says, the best part of breaking up is when you're having your nose broken- you'll keep still? 104 00:11:35,815 --> 00:11:38,769 Will you stop fucking poking me? 105 00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:41,736 Come on... my place isn't that far away. 106 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:45,942 No, no, no. Look, I should go back inside. 107 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:50,024 I'm not having a murder on my conscience. Just for a while 108 00:11:50,162 --> 00:11:54,242 -Till Mrs. Bobbitt comes down. -No, no, no. 109 00:11:54,374 --> 00:11:59,083 -Anyway, I thought you don't mess around. -No... look, I don't! 110 00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:08,466 I had never considered being unfaithful. 111 00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:13,388 Well... at least not with anyone I had a remote possibility of getting. 112 00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:41,459 So, is this what passes for student accommodation these days? 113 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:45,750 It's my dad's warehouse... my design. 114 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:54,512 -Do you want something to eat? -Aye. 115 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,677 -I've got a pizza in the fridge. -Fine. 116 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:16,283 Oh, don't worry about him. His bite is worse than his bark. 117 00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:20,954 Pat, shut up and go to bed! 118 00:13:32,051 --> 00:13:35,171 Who is in the photograph? 119 00:13:35,305 --> 00:13:38,009 -Brother, boyfriend? -Ex boyfriend. 120 00:13:38,141 --> 00:13:41,640 -Long over? -Long enough. 121 00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:45,849 But still has a place in your heart. 122 00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:50,690 Really, I should take it down. It's sentimental. 123 00:13:50,819 --> 00:13:57,107 -He looks... should I know him? -Patrick Keegan. 124 00:13:59,703 --> 00:14:02,953 Cow Pat Keegan? 125 00:14:03,081 --> 00:14:07,458 I kissed a mouth that kissed the mouth of Cow Pat Keegan? 126 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:10,919 Don't worry, he's not going to come gunning for you. He's in prison. 127 00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:13,965 i know! 33 bank robberies for the IRA, 128 00:14:14,092 --> 00:14:16,962 and he gets done for rustling on the [inaudible] of a supergrass. 129 00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:21,388 -Are you going to eat this? -Cow Pat Keegan, King of the Congo? 130 00:14:21,516 --> 00:14:27,850 -Public enemy number 1- -Number 1, I know! I've heard it all before. 131 00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:34,770 I suppose I should get going. 132 00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:42,366 Public transport this time of night is rarely dependable. 133 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:52,708 Hello? Casanova is home! 134 00:14:54,506 --> 00:14:56,249 Hi, only me. 135 00:14:56,382 --> 00:15:01,128 Hope you had a nice time with the wee tart. I've gone away for a few days. 136 00:15:01,262 --> 00:15:05,307 We're having too many fights, drinking too much. 137 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:08,517 We should really think about what we want. 138 00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:15,205 A guy called Charles Parker from the Boston Globe 139 00:15:15,442 --> 00:15:16,893 said he'd meet you at the Waterfront at 12pm. 140 00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:22,187 And you know your mint condition copy of the Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK" you say is worth 300? 141 00:15:22,324 --> 00:15:26,701 I melted it in the sandwich toaster... bye! 142 00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:41,799 Morning, lover boy! 143 00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:46,090 Maggie, I need a piece of single column! 144 00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:50,054 I'll bet you that's what his wife says, too. 145 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:53,434 At least my wife speaks to me. 146 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,566 -Hey, Joe. Is Trish there? -Just hold on. 147 00:16:09,828 --> 00:16:13,327 Hi, are you ok? 148 00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:17,121 It's no use nodding on the phone, you have to actually make a noise. 149 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:22,079 -You're not funny. -Well, I think most of my readers disagree. 150 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,631 Most of your readers don't have to live with you 151 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,298 Come on, Trish! Some girl tried to kiss me. 152 00:16:28,429 --> 00:16:31,383 You beat me up. I walk the streets. 153 00:16:31,516 --> 00:16:34,089 I'm sorry. Come home. 154 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,061 Did you sleep with her? 155 00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:40,939 Of course I didn't sleep with her! 156 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:46,357 I- I was bleeding everywhere, i went around to molly's to get patched up. And- 157 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:50,700 -Are you going to get any fucking work done today? -It's a source. 158 00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:54,823 The source of fucking Nile. Get your finger out, for fuck's sake. 159 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,380 But Mouse... was asleep. 160 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,955 161 00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:13,300 -She called first thing, wanted to know if I had seen you. -Fuck! 162 00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:16,266 Shouldn't mess around with the [inaudible], Dan. 163 00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:18,965 Thanks, Mouse. I'll bear that in mind. 164 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:23,267 Hope you bear it in mind you're supposed to be seeing that American guy 165 00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,522 -35 minutes ago. -Fuck! 166 00:17:27,903 --> 00:17:32,065 -Will you watch where you're fucking going? -Fuck away off and die! 167 00:17:33,158 --> 00:17:35,731 -Starkey? -Aye! 168 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:39,119 That's some fucking crap you write in the fucking paper. 169 00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:41,655 -Thanks -Mind you, the husband loves it. 170 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:45,207 -Good. -But then he's a stupid fucker 171 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:48,847 -I see... -But not stupid enough to drive a fucking taxi, that's for sure. 172 00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:52,665 -No. -Gets me to drive, the fucker, because he's scared of getting fucking tapped 173 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:56,385 He sits at home worrying about me. 174 00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:59,680 Like fuck, that fuck went down a fucking pump. 175 00:18:01,185 --> 00:18:06,891 One of my last creative duties at the paper was I was babysitter to visiting journalists. 176 00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:12,149 Charles Parker from the Boston Globe was my charge for the duration of the election. 177 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:16,146 -Can I help you, sir? -I'm supposed to be meeting... 178 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:21,241 -Charles Parker, Boston Globe. -Dan Starkey. 179 00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,862 Sorry I'm late. 180 00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:26,668 Bomb scare. 181 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:33,415 Bomb scare, huh? 182 00:18:39,013 --> 00:18:43,509 Don't take it the wrong way. There really no black people in Northern Ireland. 183 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:46,478 Plenty of orange, plenty of green 184 00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:50,767 He expects you to take out a machete, cut his nose off. 185 00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:53,604 I've eaten already. 186 00:18:59,866 --> 00:19:04,030 -Sorry... seem to have missed the show -You don't say? 187 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,788 One question at a time, please! 188 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:12,914 You were recently voted the sexiest man in Ireland by Woman's News magazine. 189 00:19:13,046 --> 00:19:16,047 -How does your wife feel about that? -You'll have to ask her that. 190 00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:21,713 I don't feel very sexy after a 12 hour meeting discussing European fish quotas. 191 00:19:21,846 --> 00:19:27,302 You changed your name when you entered politics from O'Brinn to Brinn. 192 00:19:27,435 --> 00:19:30,850 Don't you think you have, in some way, betrayed your Catholic heritage by dropping the O prefix? 193 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:34,929 No, i think I just had a vowel problem. 194 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:39,396 I simply believe that in this country, too much stock is put in your prefix. 195 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,818 The fact that I had an O at the start of my name automatically meant that 196 00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:46,326 I was disliked and distrusted by certain Protestants 197 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:50,153 I'm just a man... a man who wants peace. 198 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:54,453 The less preconceived notions I carry with me, the less prejudice I shall have to overcome. 199 00:19:54,586 --> 00:19:58,251 That's what we all want, isn't it... peace? 200 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,091 Even the reporters are applauding. 201 00:20:08,224 --> 00:20:12,518 Well, see one evangelist, you've seen them all. 202 00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:16,889 -Mind you, I predict a landside victory. 203 00:20:17,024 --> 00:20:22,480 If he bottled that charisma, he could sell it as hair gel. 204 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:28,033 Well, there's one thing i've always want to know about Ireland. 205 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,201 What is the difference between Bush Whiskey and Black Bush Whiskey? 206 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:42,122 4 out of 4. You won't make 5. 207 00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:48,299 -Jameon's -Argh! 208 00:20:52,141 --> 00:20:55,058 Tastes better in Ireland. 209 00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,972 That's Northern Ireland to you, 210 00:21:00,107 --> 00:21:03,191 Or Ulster if you are a Protestant. 211 00:21:03,318 --> 00:21:08,194 and the 6 counties of the north of Ireland, if you are a Catholic. 212 00:21:08,323 --> 00:21:11,241 and if you are British government you call it the Province. 213 00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:16,197 -And what do you call it, Mr. Starkey? -I call it home... after you. 214 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:23,455 -Not that, sir, is Black Bush. -Bollocks! 215 00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:27,881 Here's to pace in our time. 216 00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:34,845 He was badly injured in a bombing, wasn't he? 217 00:21:34,974 --> 00:21:39,185 Brinn? the... The IRA tried to blow up a police dinner, 218 00:21:39,311 --> 00:21:41,933 But they were double booked. 219 00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:47,604 And so Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Club's annual shindig was blown to hell. 220 00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:51,484 They were picking little bits of farro out of the trees for weeks. 221 00:21:51,615 --> 00:21:55,482 13 people died. Brinn was badly burned. 222 00:21:55,619 --> 00:21:59,153 -That's how he got started? -Aye! the sympathy card. 223 00:21:59,289 --> 00:22:05,659 -Does he still play it? -Only to gullible yanks. 224 00:22:08,589 --> 00:22:11,163 And then... the fine blends. 225 00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:20,967 Alfie! 226 00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:23,592 -Starkey! 227 00:22:23,729 --> 00:22:26,267 Can't stop, see you later. 228 00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:29,897 I haven't forgotten you, [inaudible] shit. 229 00:22:33,363 --> 00:22:36,697 -What was that all about? -Billy McCubrey, UBF warlord. 230 00:22:36,825 --> 00:22:39,316 That's protestant paramilitary to you. 231 00:22:39,452 --> 00:22:42,537 I wrote something sarcastic about him a few years ago. 232 00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:46,067 Guys like that don't sue, but a for a few months, I didn't sleep. 233 00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:48,835 -When I went out, I wore a big hat. -And the other guy? 234 00:22:48,962 --> 00:22:53,090 Alfie Stewart, Brinn's right hand man. 235 00:22:53,216 --> 00:22:55,042 What would they be doing together? 236 00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:59,423 Arguing, like everyone else in this stupid fucking place. 237 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:12,891 Hello, it's mom here. 238 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,359 I'll drop around later this evening after bridge. 239 00:23:21,493 --> 00:23:24,244 Loads of gossip for you. 240 00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:26,363 Ok, I'll see you later. Bye for now. 241 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:35,130 If you want to fuck him, you can cook for him as well. 242 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:40,758 I'll be back tomorrow. He just loves turnip! 243 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:55,605 Hello? Patricia? 244 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,439 Margaret? 245 00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:08,033 Trish... 246 00:24:09,205 --> 00:24:12,290 I thought somebody was shooting at me. 247 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,540 I'm sorry. 248 00:24:16,004 --> 00:24:20,630 Knowing Trish, she'll have shopped around for the best deal. 249 00:24:20,758 --> 00:24:24,044 -What's that? -Birthday present from Daddy. 250 00:24:24,178 --> 00:24:27,761 -Well, happy birthday. -Wait a minute, it's not for another week. 251 00:24:27,890 --> 00:24:32,967 But Daddy is going to be busy, so he brought it around early. 252 00:24:34,063 --> 00:24:37,478 Every year he tries to instill a wee bit of culture in me. 253 00:24:37,608 --> 00:24:43,895 Here a set of classical composers, recorded by the National Orchestra of Azerbaijan 254 00:24:48,743 --> 00:24:52,871 Here. "D" for Dan. from me to you. A wee present 255 00:24:52,997 --> 00:24:58,476 Thanks, I'm touched. No one has given me a 1/26 of their birthday present before. 256 00:24:58,503 --> 00:25:01,124 If you think it's any good, come back for the rest. 257 00:25:01,255 --> 00:25:05,419 You just want me to come back 25 more times. 258 00:25:09,764 --> 00:25:13,049 -I love her. -What are you saying? 259 00:25:14,018 --> 00:25:19,439 I am just saying that whatever happens between us, I love my wife. 260 00:25:34,287 --> 00:25:37,371 Maybe you can love two people? 261 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,915 -Hey Vincie, check this out! 262 00:25:57,601 --> 00:25:59,641 Shep's 263 00:26:08,862 --> 00:26:10,902 CLOSED DUE TO VARICOSE VEINS 264 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,863 Hello? 265 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:56,444 -Joe? -How are you doing? 266 00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,741 -Is Trish there? -I'm afraid not so. 267 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:06,516 -Is something the matter? -No. Everything's fine. Bye 268 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,079 About bloody time. 269 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:16,259 Sometimes you've got to wait for quality. 270 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:21,422 And sometimes you've got to wait for shite. 271 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:35,897 [inaudible] trips out to get pizza. 272 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,319 What the fuck is going on here? 273 00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:09,092 I- Divorce... 274 00:28:11,563 --> 00:28:13,971 Divorce... 275 00:28:15,108 --> 00:28:17,148 Divorce? 276 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,946 Jack... Jack! 277 00:29:37,354 --> 00:29:40,723 Come on, you murdering fucking bastard! 278 00:29:53,745 --> 00:29:55,737 Oh, god... 279 00:30:05,965 --> 00:30:09,915 I sat and thought of lovely Margaret 280 00:30:10,052 --> 00:30:12,804 of her hair, and her eyes and her love. 281 00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:18,386 and the way she kissed me, and her skin that smelled of mandarin oranges. 282 00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:22,468 She had died in my arms. 283 00:30:23,941 --> 00:30:28,384 What would she think of me now? Would she still want me now 284 00:30:28,403 --> 00:30:33,907 that I had pushed her mother down the stairs and broken her neck? 285 00:30:57,181 --> 00:30:59,423 Stop that! 286 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:16,316 I had heard the last words Margaret would ever speak 287 00:31:16,449 --> 00:31:19,818 Divorce... Jack 288 00:31:19,953 --> 00:31:22,194 Who is Jack? 289 00:31:22,330 --> 00:31:24,572 Divorce? 290 00:31:24,707 --> 00:31:30,413 Could it be Patricia? I should call her. Call the police! 291 00:31:30,546 --> 00:31:35,208 Someone killed Margaret. I killed her mom. 292 00:31:55,779 --> 00:31:59,563 -Hey there, Mr. Starkey. We have a cancellation. -Really? 293 00:31:59,699 --> 00:32:03,364 Are you ready to meet the next prime minister? 294 00:32:16,007 --> 00:32:20,087 You guys are really into all of this shit. 295 00:32:20,219 --> 00:32:23,552 One phone call and they say come on in an meet the man. 296 00:32:23,681 --> 00:32:27,049 -Must be really desperate for dollars. -Aye. 297 00:32:27,184 --> 00:32:30,719 -Are you ok, man? -Hung over. 298 00:32:30,854 --> 00:32:34,380 Discussing politics with Mr. Smoothie isn't going to help. 299 00:32:34,399 --> 00:32:39,191 Give a man a chance! You guys have been fighting each other so long, you've forgotten- 300 00:32:39,321 --> 00:32:42,606 What the fuck do you know about it? 301 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:52,079 Sorry, it's just 30 years of it, and then an oil slick comes along with a full set of teeth 302 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:56,709 and some trendy platitudes, and everyone thinks how refreshing. Let's vote for him. 303 00:32:56,837 --> 00:33:01,713 He is no different than the rest, he's just got better marketing 304 00:33:01,842 --> 00:33:06,171 What were you drinking last night? 305 00:33:17,441 --> 00:33:21,224 Fuckin' radio. I should have brought my own tapes! 306 00:33:23,446 --> 00:33:25,028 I thought I was coming to a land of culture and music... 307 00:33:25,115 --> 00:33:27,902 Fucking Jim Reeves? 308 00:33:28,034 --> 00:33:31,284 If it's culture you want... 309 00:33:42,923 --> 00:33:45,165 Fucking Jim Reeves! 310 00:33:50,639 --> 00:33:54,090 -Do you have any ID, please? -Charles Parker, Boston Globe. 311 00:33:54,226 --> 00:33:59,414 -Dan Starkey, Belfast Evening News. -Ok, go ahead. 312 00:34:07,322 --> 00:34:09,480 It's one big ass house. 313 00:34:20,543 --> 00:34:22,417 So how's it going there, Starkey? 314 00:34:22,545 --> 00:34:27,088 Still the leading graduate of the smart mouth can't write school of journalism? 315 00:34:27,216 --> 00:34:29,255 That's right, Alfie. 316 00:34:32,346 --> 00:34:35,430 If you're an honest worker, 317 00:34:35,557 --> 00:34:38,973 I've been there too. 318 00:34:39,102 --> 00:34:42,103 If you're unemployed, 319 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:44,556 I've been out of work too. 320 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:47,562 If you're disabled... I haven't been there yet, 321 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:52,605 But if you don't elect me, i'll shoot myself in the foot. 322 00:34:56,244 --> 00:35:01,665 I gather from your reaction you're not too familiar with young Mr. Starkey's work 323 00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:04,827 Dan, at last! 324 00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:09,254 I'm a big fan. and Mr Parker... 325 00:35:09,382 --> 00:35:16,179 You don't know what you're missing. Boston Globe, isn't it? 326 00:35:17,973 --> 00:35:23,394 By way of trade union paper in Cleveland and a weekly political journal in Washington? 327 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,221 -You've done your research, too. -Please. 328 00:35:28,692 --> 00:35:34,315 So fire away, hit me with your hardest first, and then we can relax and have some tea. 329 00:35:35,949 --> 00:35:38,356 Do you mind? 330 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:47,956 -Do you believe in capital punishment for murder? -For terrorists... 331 00:35:48,085 --> 00:35:51,917 -All murder is terrorism. -But not all terrorism is murder. 332 00:35:52,048 --> 00:35:55,547 -Are you playing with words or answering questions, sir? -I'm playing with questions. 333 00:35:55,676 --> 00:36:00,670 You know what my party's policy on capital punishment is. Don't you, Dan? 334 00:36:01,014 --> 00:36:04,228 So, even though you were badly scarred in a bombing 335 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:07,971 What was it, 20% burns? 336 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,054 -30. -So, you're not bitter? 337 00:36:12,192 --> 00:36:14,434 Of course I'm bitter, Mr. Parker 338 00:36:14,569 --> 00:36:19,858 bitter that for 30 years, we've let this go on when, with a little guts, we could have sorted it out. 339 00:36:19,887 --> 00:36:23,702 Don't you want revenge? Or does being a victim give you political edge? 340 00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:29,534 Mr. Parker, a lot of people have died. There are a lot of widows... a lot of orphans. 341 00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:35,584 -I've prospered, I want my people to prosper, too. -Well, i'm sure you do, 342 00:36:36,048 --> 00:36:40,732 but what worries me is that this is being built up as some kind of utopian state all forgiveness and light. 343 00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:43,009 If you're elected, and the Brits pull out 344 00:36:43,138 --> 00:36:47,183 What is to prevent the Catholics or the Protestants from starting this whole war up again? 345 00:36:47,309 --> 00:36:49,136 The ceasefires have never lasted. 346 00:36:49,269 --> 00:36:50,929 Because... 347 00:36:51,063 --> 00:36:54,894 If we get elected and they try causing trouble 348 00:36:55,025 --> 00:36:59,022 we'll have the mandate to deal with it. 349 00:37:00,447 --> 00:37:02,735 And the balls. 350 00:37:02,866 --> 00:37:05,675 Are you suggesting a military crackdown? 351 00:37:05,702 --> 00:37:09,952 No! All i'm saying is, Mr. Parker, is that what we've got there 352 00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:13,494 is the feel good factor that you Americans love in your movies 353 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,295 the happy ending. 354 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:19,836 All i'm saying is give peace a chance. 355 00:37:19,965 --> 00:37:22,919 Didn't they shoot John Lennon? 356 00:37:29,391 --> 00:37:31,597 Dan. 357 00:37:36,273 --> 00:37:40,353 Sorry. I need fresh air. 358 00:38:04,508 --> 00:38:07,213 Mom, you're all wet... 359 00:38:07,344 --> 00:38:09,253 Sorry. 360 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:14,295 -I thought... -It's all right. We were just messing around. 361 00:38:17,479 --> 00:38:22,604 -Dan Starkey, isn't it? -Aye 362 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,773 I'm a big fan. 363 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,904 -Mrs Brinn. -Agnes, please. This is Robert. 364 00:38:28,031 --> 00:38:31,089 -Call me Bob. -Bob! how's about it, big man? 365 00:38:31,117 --> 00:38:34,403 -Your meeting all finished? -No... I wasn't feeling too good. 366 00:38:34,537 --> 00:38:37,491 -Need some fresh air. -Hangover, is it? 367 00:38:37,623 --> 00:38:40,868 -Bad pint. -You're just staying for lunch, aren't you? 368 00:38:40,897 --> 00:38:42,418 I do not know, no one said. 369 00:38:42,545 --> 00:38:47,056 Of course you are! come on up to the house, we'll see how things are going. 370 00:38:47,216 --> 00:38:51,130 Robert, come on! 371 00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:55,093 -So, you as bad as you make out? -How do you mean? 372 00:38:55,224 --> 00:38:58,972 You know... womanizing, drinking, causing trouble. 373 00:38:59,102 --> 00:39:02,554 I'm fond of drink, women and shit-starting 374 00:39:02,689 --> 00:39:05,097 But I don't think that makes me a bad man. 375 00:39:05,233 --> 00:39:09,231 Unless I meet a drunk woman shit starter, then I'm lethal. 376 00:39:09,362 --> 00:39:13,146 -I'm safe, then. -I wouldn't go that far. 377 00:39:13,283 --> 00:39:16,782 Are you flirting with the wife of the next prime minister? 378 00:39:16,911 --> 00:39:19,865 That depends on how the voting goes. 379 00:39:33,427 --> 00:39:35,550 Michael? 380 00:39:38,807 --> 00:39:41,476 What's happened? 381 00:39:41,601 --> 00:39:46,596 -Agnes, oh god. -What? 382 00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:50,480 Our economic spokesman David McGarry... 383 00:39:50,610 --> 00:39:56,529 It's his wife Edna, and daughter, Margaret, They've been murdered in Belfast. 384 00:39:56,658 --> 00:40:01,734 Are there no depths to which these people... I'm sorry. I've got to go 385 00:40:01,871 --> 00:40:05,074 -Is there anything I can do? -Be strong. 386 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:08,082 Come on, let's go. 387 00:40:14,675 --> 00:40:17,629 Take a shit around here and WW3 breaks out. 388 00:40:17,761 --> 00:40:20,383 Hey, Starkey! what the fuck is going down? 389 00:40:22,182 --> 00:40:25,883 Did they say what part of Belfast? 390 00:40:26,019 --> 00:40:28,640 You're the local, come on! Liven up! 391 00:40:28,772 --> 00:40:32,057 -At last, a decent angle. -It's all over. 392 00:40:32,192 --> 00:40:36,439 Yeah, you're damn right it is! if he hold this, he deserves to get elected 393 00:40:36,571 --> 00:40:41,529 Who do you think did it? IRA breaking their ceasefire, the Protestants trying to- 394 00:40:41,659 --> 00:40:45,110 Or just a lone nut case. 395 00:40:45,246 --> 00:40:48,697 -What's wrong? -I have an idea we're being followed. 396 00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:51,075 -Don't be so obvious. -Which one? 397 00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:54,246 Not the Jap, not the Fiat. It's that Audi. 398 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:57,215 Either way, it's a sad reflection on the British car industry. 399 00:40:57,341 --> 00:40:59,914 Relax! you're not that important. 400 00:41:11,062 --> 00:41:14,846 I'll kill you! 401 00:41:36,587 --> 00:41:39,790 I've got you now, buddy! 402 00:41:40,507 --> 00:41:42,500 What the fuck are you doing?! 403 00:41:46,305 --> 00:41:48,214 You fuckin' idiot! 404 00:41:48,348 --> 00:41:51,018 I'm from New York City! 405 00:41:51,143 --> 00:41:53,550 We do this for breakfast! 406 00:42:21,213 --> 00:42:26,552 You told me that was just a simple carjacking. 407 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:30,544 That was just a simple carjacking 408 00:42:30,681 --> 00:42:33,136 Now what the fuck is going on, Starkey? 409 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:35,555 I go to the John, two people get murdered. 410 00:42:35,685 --> 00:42:38,437 Then someone tries to run me off the road. 411 00:42:38,563 --> 00:42:40,935 My stories are good, they're not that fucking good. 412 00:42:41,066 --> 00:42:45,167 -They weren't after you -You quit your cryptic bullshit, if you know something- 413 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:48,646 -They were Protestants paramilitaries. -How could you tell? 414 00:42:48,781 --> 00:42:55,003 1. They fucked up. 2. The gunman had FTP written on his head. 415 00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:57,994 -FTP? -Fuck The Pope. 416 00:42:58,124 --> 00:43:02,073 Actually, they're getting better... usually they can't spell FTP. 417 00:43:02,211 --> 00:43:06,374 -But why us? -I don't know. 418 00:43:08,425 --> 00:43:12,090 All I know is someone has shot up my car and I have to go report it to the cops. 419 00:43:12,221 --> 00:43:16,052 -No, no, no! you can't call the police! -I have to. 420 00:43:30,238 --> 00:43:36,241 Have you ever done anything really, really stupid? 421 00:43:36,369 --> 00:43:40,283 I have a feeling I just may be about to. 422 00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:45,327 But why didn't you know? 423 00:43:45,461 --> 00:43:50,784 You're making love to a beautiful woman and you're thinking: I wonder if she's a famous politician's daughter? 424 00:43:50,799 --> 00:43:51,583 But there must have been some kind of clues, her name or- 425 00:43:51,717 --> 00:43:56,134 I didn't know her name! I wasn't supposed to be there, it just happened. 426 00:43:56,471 --> 00:44:00,202 Those guys were chasing you, for what? revenge? 427 00:44:00,225 --> 00:44:00,132 I don't fucking know! 428 00:44:00,267 --> 00:44:05,142 -I need to make a phone call. Do you have any change? -American Express? 429 00:44:07,023 --> 00:44:09,063 Do you have any change? 430 00:44:09,192 --> 00:44:11,231 NO CHANGE FOR PHONE 431 00:44:14,864 --> 00:44:17,402 I'll sell you a tape. 432 00:44:18,618 --> 00:44:21,819 There's not much demand for crap like that. 433 00:44:21,954 --> 00:44:23,326 -I'm looking for a pound. -Keep looking. 434 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,370 50 p 435 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:35,966 -Call the police, you'd do yourself a favor. -Would you? 436 00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:41,337 Joe, is Patricia there? 437 00:44:41,473 --> 00:44:43,347 Sure, Dan. 438 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:45,717 It's Daniel, Love. 439 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:54,442 I just need some time. 440 00:44:55,653 --> 00:44:59,271 Before you start, she was asking for it. 441 00:44:59,407 --> 00:45:01,316 Oh my god! 442 00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:05,495 They do say revenge is a dish best served cold. 443 00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:10,532 -Oh my god, Trish! -So I potatoed her. 444 00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:15,586 NOT THE POTATOES! I'm talking about murder, and you're talking- 445 00:45:15,714 --> 00:45:19,613 -about fucking garden vegetables? -You'll stop shouting? 446 00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:23,382 Hang on a second. 447 00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:36,541 -What... what? -Just shut the fuck up! 448 00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:40,314 -Emergency, which service do you require? -EVERY FUCKING SERVICE! 449 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:45,230 The murder of McGarry's wife and daughter has sent shockwaves through the province 450 00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:50,280 A clearly distraught Brinn visited the murder scene earlier today and was briefed by detectives. 451 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:55,621 Paramilitary groups have been quick to distance themselves from the murder, 452 00:45:55,753 --> 00:46:00,082 but security sources have hinted that the ceasefire could be at risk if the culprits are not quickly tracked down. 453 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:07,547 I'm in the shower! can you clean it later? 454 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:11,630 I don't intent to clean it at all. 455 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:18,269 "Journalist sought in McGarry murder sensation." 456 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,021 For fuck's sake, don't do that to me! 457 00:46:22,904 --> 00:46:24,695 No fucking way! 458 00:46:26,783 --> 00:46:30,234 I work with these guys. What about Patricia? 459 00:46:30,369 --> 00:46:34,948 Below the headlines, she's missing. Her parents were bound and gagged. 460 00:46:35,082 --> 00:46:38,581 This is out of control. 461 00:46:38,711 --> 00:46:40,502 The best I could do. 462 00:46:40,629 --> 00:46:43,629 I had a chat with the cops, they don't know anything either. 463 00:46:43,757 --> 00:46:44,707 -You went to the police? -No, they came to me. 464 00:46:44,842 --> 00:46:49,836 They were rather embarrassed that a double murderer has easy access to the next prime minister. 465 00:46:49,972 --> 00:46:54,964 I told them you hadn't said anything, and that I hadn't seen you since I dropped you off downtown yesterday. 466 00:46:55,101 --> 00:46:58,555 -And they believed you? -It doesn't matter, they're still looking for you. 467 00:46:58,688 --> 00:47:02,602 -You're not serious? -I got that at a charity shop three blocks down. 468 00:47:02,734 --> 00:47:06,399 -They said it belong to a dead woman. -Did they scalp her? 469 00:47:06,529 --> 00:47:08,272 This is not going to work 470 00:47:08,406 --> 00:47:11,526 I had a conversation with Margaret's classmates in college 471 00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:16,487 -She did have a friend called Jack! -This is slightly flared. 472 00:47:17,581 --> 00:47:20,037 -Jack, man... Jack! -He's divorced? 473 00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:23,665 I don't know. What i do know is that Jack is a civil servant by day. 474 00:47:23,796 --> 00:47:27,228 And by night, he becomes Jibblet O Gibbler, stand up comedian. 475 00:47:27,249 --> 00:47:28,378 He's playing at the Dolphin tonight. 476 00:47:28,509 --> 00:47:30,881 I hope he knows more about this than me, 477 00:47:31,011 --> 00:47:34,961 because I know fuck all squared and a box. 478 00:47:36,516 --> 00:47:38,592 It's the fashion police. 479 00:47:52,198 --> 00:47:55,282 I'll met you at the Dolphin at 8 p.m. 480 00:47:55,409 --> 00:47:57,366 if you make it. 481 00:48:09,965 --> 00:48:12,171 Check the rooms! 482 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:23,643 -Oh my god! -Good afternoon. 483 00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:32,107 You stupid, fat, sweaty bastard! 484 00:48:32,236 --> 00:48:34,312 We've got to get out of here now! 485 00:48:44,039 --> 00:48:46,032 Check all rooms! 486 00:48:48,544 --> 00:48:51,165 Just leave it on the table. 487 00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:09,137 Sorry, big man. Didn't see you there. 488 00:49:11,357 --> 00:49:14,726 Got any children yourself, love? 489 00:49:14,861 --> 00:49:17,530 Two? What are they? Protestants? 490 00:49:18,865 --> 00:49:22,779 Good to see so many [inaudible] 491 00:49:22,910 --> 00:49:25,483 Still doing the [inaudible] 492 00:49:25,621 --> 00:49:28,990 Look like you're eating more than leaving. 493 00:49:30,084 --> 00:49:33,001 Hey, did anybody watch "Scooby Doo"? 494 00:49:33,128 --> 00:49:35,750 There's Shaggy at the bar. 495 00:49:38,383 --> 00:49:40,625 All right, moving on. Put your hands together and give a Dolphin welcome 496 00:49:40,761 --> 00:49:44,011 to the the fabulous Jibblet O Jibber! 497 00:49:53,481 --> 00:49:58,439 There's this american praying earlier on this afternoon, and he was caught on- 498 00:49:58,569 --> 00:50:02,353 -Starkey! sorry I'm late, I had to go- -Look, it's McCoubrey! 499 00:50:02,490 --> 00:50:05,693 Those were the guys that were chasing us... not now. 500 00:50:05,826 --> 00:50:08,827 -Are you looking to get fucking decked? -The fuck's happening? 501 00:50:08,954 --> 00:50:11,741 -Sorry, sorry. -Fuck off! 502 00:50:13,876 --> 00:50:18,123 Call me later, I'm at the Europa Hotel in the Clinton suite. 503 00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:20,746 What do you call a patient in the Belfast burns unit? 504 00:50:20,883 --> 00:50:23,290 A UVF explosives expert. 505 00:50:23,427 --> 00:50:27,341 Present company excepted, of course. What? can't take a joke? 506 00:50:27,472 --> 00:50:33,303 Can't you? the views expressed on this stage are not necessarily those shared by minicabs. 507 00:50:33,395 --> 00:50:35,767 There's been some sad news this evening... 508 00:50:35,897 --> 00:50:37,973 3 IRA men were actually killed 509 00:50:38,107 --> 00:50:40,859 when their car tragically left the road 510 00:50:40,985 --> 00:50:45,694 and struck a tree, and UVF said they planted it. 511 00:50:54,123 --> 00:50:57,373 That's all from me, thanks very much and goodnight. 512 00:51:29,532 --> 00:51:32,782 -Jack, I wondered if I could have a word. -My manager is downstairs. 513 00:51:32,910 --> 00:51:36,077 -Please? I need to talk to you. -Fuck off! 514 00:51:39,917 --> 00:51:42,752 -What was that for? -That was for Northern Ireland. 515 00:51:42,878 --> 00:51:45,369 And that was for Margaret. 516 00:51:46,215 --> 00:51:50,082 -Why did you have to kill her, Jack? -It wasn't me, it was that cunt Starkey. 517 00:51:50,218 --> 00:51:54,086 I'm Starkey, you stupid bastard! 518 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,009 The last thing she ever said to me on this earth was about you. 519 00:51:59,144 --> 00:52:01,220 Why did you have to kill her? 520 00:52:01,354 --> 00:52:06,395 I didn't, I swear to god! I haven't seen her for weeks! 521 00:52:08,027 --> 00:52:10,600 -Look, what did she say? -She was dying! 522 00:52:10,738 --> 00:52:16,720 -She said "Jack" and "divorce"! -divorce? what the fuck does that have to do with me? 523 00:52:16,744 --> 00:52:18,442 I don't know! i'm trying to find out. 524 00:52:18,579 --> 00:52:20,453 Open up! 525 00:52:20,581 --> 00:52:23,072 It's him! It's Starkey! 526 00:52:24,335 --> 00:52:26,660 What are you doing in there? 527 00:52:26,795 --> 00:52:28,871 Open up that fucking door! 528 00:52:55,031 --> 00:52:57,866 -I've got Starkey! come on! 529 00:52:57,992 --> 00:53:00,909 530 00:54:02,637 --> 00:54:04,546 531 00:54:16,859 --> 00:54:21,236 -In the name of god, help me! -Fuck away off! 532 00:54:28,913 --> 00:54:31,285 Holy mother of god! 533 00:54:35,669 --> 00:54:40,497 -Thank you, sister. -You can stick your sister up your hole. 534 00:54:40,632 --> 00:54:43,752 You're bleeding all over my frigging car! 535 00:54:47,514 --> 00:54:50,265 Do you mind me asking which particular order you're from? 536 00:54:50,392 --> 00:54:52,764 Armalite and Carmelite? 537 00:54:52,894 --> 00:54:56,345 Shut up and tie that around your neck, just try and stop the flow. 538 00:54:56,481 --> 00:54:59,102 I can't! 539 00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:03,570 Crown Victoria is just around the corner. 540 00:55:03,696 --> 00:55:08,690 -I can't go to hospital! -You'd rather bleed to death? 541 00:55:11,203 --> 00:55:16,159 Go on... tell me you're a terrorist. Tell me! 542 00:55:16,917 --> 00:55:21,210 I've spent the night being felt up at a priest's retirement party. 543 00:55:21,338 --> 00:55:22,207 Now i've got a man dying in the front seat! 544 00:55:22,339 --> 00:55:25,044 I'm not a terrorist, ok? 545 00:55:26,051 --> 00:55:29,550 I'll be straight with you: my name is Dan Starkey 546 00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:34,173 I'm wanted for two murder I didn't- I didn't commit 547 00:55:34,309 --> 00:55:38,391 I'm being chased by the IRA, UVF, RUC and the British Army. 548 00:55:38,521 --> 00:55:43,562 My wife has disappeared. I've just given a comedian a really good hiding, 549 00:55:43,693 --> 00:55:49,647 And i've been shot in the fucking leg for a [inaudible]. I'm fucking dying here. 550 00:55:49,782 --> 00:55:52,273 Help me, sister! 551 00:55:54,954 --> 00:55:56,827 Jesus Christ... 552 00:56:18,685 --> 00:56:22,184 I'm afraid I had to amputate. 553 00:56:27,735 --> 00:56:30,653 -What?! -Don't panic. 554 00:56:31,113 --> 00:56:37,780 It's just a flesh wound. You've lost a lot of blood, but the bullet went clean through. 555 00:56:37,912 --> 00:56:42,075 -I stitched you up. -What the fuck? 556 00:56:42,207 --> 00:56:45,410 Nun-a-gram by night, nurse by day 557 00:56:45,544 --> 00:56:49,707 Sure you know what the health service pays. 558 00:56:52,592 --> 00:56:56,590 Your picture is plastered all over the papers. 559 00:56:56,721 --> 00:57:01,798 And that girl you didn't kill... her dad's had a heart attack. 560 00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:04,342 -He's on a life support machine. -It just gets better and better. 561 00:57:04,479 --> 00:57:09,022 -Thanks for not turning me in. -I used to read your stuff in the paper. 562 00:57:09,150 --> 00:57:13,017 -They say you kidnapped your wife. -She's in my pocket. 563 00:57:13,154 --> 00:57:17,780 -I'm only telling you what they're saying. -I know, sorry. 564 00:57:17,908 --> 00:57:20,031 Look at you... 565 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,153 Florence Nightingale. 566 00:57:22,288 --> 00:57:27,852 Florence Nightingale is about to spend the next 12 hours shoveling up some senile old bastard's shite. 567 00:57:27,876 --> 00:57:33,630 -Right now, i'd love that job. -I had to do yours last night, you know? 568 00:57:39,304 --> 00:57:41,973 Rest, i'll see you later. 569 00:57:45,643 --> 00:57:47,552 Take it easy. 570 00:57:54,652 --> 00:57:57,855 The future is bright, the future is Brinn! 571 00:57:57,989 --> 00:58:00,740 Vote Michael Brinn! 572 00:58:07,873 --> 00:58:10,759 Michael Brinn, though clearly still shocked by the events 573 00:58:11,105 --> 00:58:13,501 has continued to carry out a program of public appearances and 574 00:58:13,837 --> 00:58:18,359 is stressing his belief that the murders were not sectarian, but rather, 575 00:58:18,383 --> 00:58:24,219 random acts of violence, unrelated to the Alliance party, the ceasefire, or the election. 576 00:58:24,347 --> 00:58:27,716 -Arctic Aroma, [inaudible] -9:30 577 00:58:27,851 --> 00:58:31,682 -And bring your credit card. Yeah, i got that. 578 00:58:33,064 --> 00:58:38,306 Just be sure to leave 10 p pay for that call The wine is 4 quid. 579 00:58:41,739 --> 00:58:45,274 -Feelin' better? -I slept. I have to go 580 00:58:45,409 --> 00:58:52,242 -I have to see a man about a horse -Hope you buy it. You shouldn't be walking on that leg. 581 00:58:52,374 --> 00:58:57,665 I washed your jeans. Couldn't do much about it, but it holds. 582 00:58:57,796 --> 00:59:02,125 I have another job on tonight, if you want i'll give you a lift. 583 00:59:02,259 --> 00:59:05,046 Thanks. I'd be lost without you. 584 00:59:15,104 --> 00:59:20,311 Did you hear the IRA have shot 2 Mormons in Derry? 585 00:59:20,443 --> 00:59:23,693 -Morons? -Mormons! 586 00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:26,905 Apparently, they were mistaken for plain-clothes police, 587 00:59:27,032 --> 00:59:31,279 It's the short hair and superior smiles. 588 00:59:31,412 --> 00:59:33,451 That's the end of that campaign. 589 00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:38,372 Once the mormons are on their case, the IRA will be begging for peace terms. 590 00:59:38,502 --> 00:59:43,744 -Have you nothing more cheerful than that? -It's Dvorak! 591 00:59:44,341 --> 00:59:48,753 What's wrong with Dvorak? there's something so soulful about him. 592 00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:52,719 More sexy than Mozart- what the fuck?! 593 00:59:52,849 --> 00:59:54,723 Get the fuck off me! 594 00:59:57,687 --> 00:59:59,738 Who you with? who are you working for? 595 00:59:59,772 --> 01:00:03,197 I'm working for the fucking health service. I'm a nurse! 596 01:00:03,276 --> 01:00:05,263 -And you said it! -I said what? 597 01:00:05,278 --> 01:00:09,819 You said the last words Margaret ever spoke and I never told you! 598 01:00:09,949 --> 01:00:11,231 I didn't say anything. 599 01:00:11,367 --> 01:00:13,822 Jack! divorce Jack! 600 01:00:13,953 --> 01:00:17,452 -You said it! -Dvorak, the music! 601 01:00:17,581 --> 01:00:20,784 The bloody composer! 602 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:26,752 -Sorry. -Fuck you! 603 01:00:28,925 --> 01:00:32,175 I... I've been so fucking stupid! 604 01:00:36,474 --> 01:00:37,766 -You ungrateful bastard! -I'm sorry. 605 01:00:38,632 --> 01:00:42,346 -I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and then you just- -I thought- I thought it was a man, 606 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,389 Jack. 607 01:00:46,567 --> 01:00:49,236 It's a tape. 608 01:00:49,362 --> 01:00:52,315 Some fucking classical tape. 609 01:00:52,448 --> 01:00:55,117 I've sold it for 50 p 610 01:01:11,258 --> 01:01:14,626 Keep it running, they're not used to nuns around here. 611 01:01:14,761 --> 01:01:17,168 They're likely to throw boulders first and ask questions later. 612 01:01:17,305 --> 01:01:19,761 I wasn't born yesterday. 613 01:01:19,891 --> 01:01:22,382 I keep thinking of you as a nun... 614 01:01:22,518 --> 01:01:28,188 -All sheltered and virginal -You'd be surprised. 615 01:01:30,401 --> 01:01:35,312 -I can wait for you if you want. -Does your life lack excitement, by any chance? 616 01:01:35,448 --> 01:01:39,575 I'd like to help, you have the world on your shoulders. 617 01:01:39,702 --> 01:01:42,074 You've done more than enough. 618 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:50,536 The dirty beast! 619 01:01:52,297 --> 01:01:54,206 I'd better go 620 01:01:57,636 --> 01:02:01,680 -You are disgusting! -Fuck off! 621 01:02:01,806 --> 01:02:04,344 Fuck off yourself, cunt face! 622 01:02:07,437 --> 01:02:12,644 -Can I help you, sir? -It's ok. I'm an artist. 623 01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:25,110 -Dan, how are you? -I'm fine. 624 01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:28,745 Starkey, I... the whole world is after you. 625 01:02:28,874 --> 01:02:31,412 I know. 626 01:02:31,543 --> 01:02:37,083 -What's that smell? -It's gasoline in my underpants. 627 01:02:39,968 --> 01:02:44,215 Sorry... gin and tonic. And yourself? 628 01:02:44,347 --> 01:02:47,383 You'd be Starkey, then? 629 01:02:51,979 --> 01:02:54,897 -Very nice -Sorry, 630 01:02:56,025 --> 01:02:58,777 But I had no choice. 631 01:03:00,279 --> 01:03:03,363 The name is Keegan. Pat Keegan. 632 01:03:03,490 --> 01:03:07,191 Cow Pat Keegan? 633 01:03:07,327 --> 01:03:11,788 -I thought you were in prison? -I was released. Good behavior 634 01:03:11,915 --> 01:03:16,826 These are my colleagues, Mad Dog and Frankie. 635 01:03:16,962 --> 01:03:21,042 -Still IRA? -Still? 636 01:03:22,384 --> 01:03:25,550 You think the IRA wear suits like this? 637 01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:29,801 Don't go blaming your friend here for letting you down. 638 01:03:29,933 --> 01:03:35,556 We had a very entertaining afternoon, didn't we? playing Irish roulette. 639 01:03:40,443 --> 01:03:42,768 You lose again. 640 01:03:45,156 --> 01:03:51,525 By the way, Starkey. I understand that you killed my girlfriend. 641 01:03:51,662 --> 01:03:55,873 -Should we order? -I'm not very hungry. 642 01:03:55,999 --> 01:04:00,246 Gentleman, tonight our special is a breaded escallop of turbot 643 01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:05,503 prepared in a mixture of white bread and brioche crumbs and served with a sourrel sauce. 644 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:10,426 -We'll have a couple of jam sandwiches. -We're really not that sort of restaurant, sir. 645 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,307 -You have bread, do you? -Of course, sir. 646 01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:17,264 -And jam? -I see what sir is driving at 647 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:25,312 -Raspberry or strawberry? -Whatever you like yourself. 648 01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:27,733 Certaintly, sir. 649 01:04:32,951 --> 01:04:35,525 Now, about this tape... 650 01:04:35,662 --> 01:04:39,799 -Tape? -You don't want to play stupid buggers with me, Starkey 651 01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:44,491 Tell me where the tape is, and I'll see what I can do for you that doesn't involve lead. 652 01:04:44,504 --> 01:04:48,336 I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. 653 01:04:48,466 --> 01:04:54,172 What a pity. Still, do you find the penis such a marvelous memory stimulant? 654 01:04:54,305 --> 01:04:56,677 Should we go? 655 01:04:56,808 --> 01:05:00,011 Shouldn't we wait for the sandwiches? 656 01:05:01,562 --> 01:05:03,887 See the last fellow we had that wouldn't talk? 657 01:05:04,023 --> 01:05:08,566 we stopped to put a blindfold on him, took him up to Cave Hill, shot him in the back of the head 658 01:05:08,694 --> 01:05:12,229 Why bother with a blindfold if you're shooting them in the back of the head? 659 01:05:12,364 --> 01:05:15,650 We were wearing the blindfolds. It was fucking amusing. 660 01:05:15,784 --> 01:05:20,612 Took us nearly 20 minutes to plug the bastard. 661 01:05:36,179 --> 01:05:38,337 Don't hurt the fucking dip 662 01:05:41,893 --> 01:05:46,969 Ok, Starkey. I'm going to make this very simple for you. 663 01:05:47,106 --> 01:05:49,063 I'm going to count to 3 664 01:05:49,191 --> 01:05:53,403 If you haven't told me where the tape is by the time I get to 3, 665 01:05:53,529 --> 01:05:56,483 nosy Parker here learns to fly. 666 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:10,167 But there's no point, I don't have it. 667 01:06:16,134 --> 01:06:19,752 -I had it. I sold it! -Three! 668 01:06:32,483 --> 01:06:35,152 Fastest rate I ever saw. 669 01:06:35,277 --> 01:06:39,227 -13 stories in 4 seconds. -You bastard! 670 01:06:44,286 --> 01:06:48,615 Don't fuck me about anymore, Starkey. 671 01:06:48,749 --> 01:06:51,952 Which leaves us the small matter of the tape. 672 01:06:52,085 --> 01:06:56,296 You can stick your tape up your fucking hole. 673 01:06:57,382 --> 01:07:00,466 Well, I don't think it would fit up my hole. 674 01:07:00,593 --> 01:07:04,922 But... I have an idea whose it might. 675 01:07:05,056 --> 01:07:08,756 Look at that. 676 01:07:13,147 --> 01:07:15,389 Hey, Dan. 677 01:07:20,738 --> 01:07:22,529 You fucker! 678 01:07:22,656 --> 01:07:28,943 That's very kind of you, Starkey. But I fucked her already. 679 01:07:30,789 --> 01:07:33,362 Trish? 680 01:08:03,737 --> 01:08:09,360 At long last. It was like having a dead Siamese twin. 681 01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:22,873 -You fuckin' slept with him? -There wasn't much sleeping involved. 682 01:08:23,006 --> 01:08:24,915 That's just lovely. 683 01:08:25,049 --> 01:08:29,842 -Shits in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. -Or potatoes! 684 01:08:29,971 --> 01:08:33,850 -I can't believe you screwed him. -I was out on the web, he cheered me up. 685 01:08:33,876 --> 01:08:38,558 By kidnapping you? I can't believe i'm hearing this. I could understand if it was rape. 686 01:08:38,562 --> 01:08:49,831 -You mean you'd prefer that I was raped? -Yes... no. 687 01:08:51,116 --> 01:08:54,861 -It doesn't matter anymore. -It course it matters. 688 01:08:54,870 --> 01:09:00,674 -It matters as much as you sleeping with her -That's a different thing entirely 689 01:09:00,709 --> 01:09:02,536 Ok, it wasn't right. 690 01:09:02,669 --> 01:09:07,545 But god knows i've paid... she has paid for it! 691 01:09:07,674 --> 01:09:11,292 Screwing someone who kidnaps you, that's... 692 01:09:11,427 --> 01:09:15,824 -It happened to Patty Hearst. -You're not fucking Patty Hearst. You don't have any fucking money. 693 01:09:15,848 --> 01:09:19,513 Has it ever crossed your mind that I might be doing this for revenge, to get even? 694 01:09:19,644 --> 01:09:24,807 I'd hardly ever have found out. Don't make me laugh, he's a killer 695 01:09:24,815 --> 01:09:29,270 -Who do you think he is, Robin fucking Hood? -He does what he has to to survive 696 01:09:29,361 --> 01:09:32,267 It has nothing to do with survival, that was murder for the sake of it. And you screwed him! 697 01:09:32,281 --> 01:09:34,985 -Take it easy! -Just shut up, ok? 698 01:09:35,117 --> 01:09:39,649 Shut up! So I screwed him, but it's over. 699 01:09:39,663 --> 01:09:44,910 -And we're not sleeping together anymore -You mean you did it more than once? 700 01:09:44,918 --> 01:09:47,587 Yes... but it's over. 701 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,789 702 01:09:50,924 --> 01:09:52,833 He did- he's dropped you. 703 01:09:52,967 --> 01:09:57,634 You screwed your kidnapper. You fell for him and now he's dropped you. 704 01:09:57,638 --> 01:10:00,509 -It's not funny, Dan. -Yes, it is. 705 01:10:00,641 --> 01:10:04,001 The revenge that caved in on itself. 706 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:07,934 You must feel pretty bloody dirty. 707 01:10:17,366 --> 01:10:19,857 I never kissed him. 708 01:10:21,745 --> 01:10:23,987 Thats ok, then. 709 01:10:30,253 --> 01:10:32,459 Isn't that just lovely. 710 01:10:35,550 --> 01:10:39,168 You freaker! 711 01:10:43,349 --> 01:10:47,223 If you look down, love, you'll see Frankie shoveling the first pancake away. 712 01:10:47,228 --> 01:10:50,342 -There's no need for this. -You are right, Starkey. 713 01:10:50,356 --> 01:10:54,109 But it's exciting, isn't it? And of course, it gives us a good laugh as well. 714 01:10:54,847 --> 01:10:57,692 -You're so sick. -Ok! 715 01:10:58,864 --> 01:11:03,026 -One... -Look, I don't have the tape 716 01:11:04,202 --> 01:11:04,489 -I had it... -Two... 717 01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:08,555 -Listen! I had it. I sold it. I didn't know what was on it and I still don't 718 01:11:08,665 --> 01:11:10,573 It's a tape of Dvorak, fuck's sake. 719 01:11:10,709 --> 01:11:15,417 I sold it to a second hand tape stall in a market in Bangor. 720 01:11:15,547 --> 01:11:19,129 I swear to god! now let her go. 721 01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:23,177 -Truth? -Yes! let her go, please. 722 01:11:23,304 --> 01:11:25,795 I've told you. 723 01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:31,236 Ah, well... sucker. 724 01:11:35,065 --> 01:11:36,939 You shut your mouth. 725 01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:45,824 -I'm collecting for the black babies. -Not now, sister. You're all right 726 01:11:54,709 --> 01:11:57,117 Lee! 727 01:11:57,253 --> 01:12:00,503 Drop it! I said drop it! 728 01:12:00,632 --> 01:12:03,882 -This? -Are you deaf? 729 01:12:04,010 --> 01:12:07,758 Now get your fucking weapon out and drop it on the floor now. 730 01:12:09,599 --> 01:12:14,391 I don't believe in them. 731 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,146 -They ruin the line of your suit. -So does this. 732 01:12:23,654 --> 01:12:25,611 Get this off! 733 01:12:25,739 --> 01:12:29,903 -Who the hell is she? -Not now, Patricia! 734 01:12:40,712 --> 01:12:43,997 Not so much fun now, eh? 735 01:12:44,132 --> 01:12:46,829 You're not going to let him do this to me, are you, darling? 736 01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:49,506 Not after everything we've been through. 737 01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:53,884 I fell for you. Now you fall for me. 738 01:12:55,476 --> 01:12:58,726 So... about this tape. 739 01:12:58,854 --> 01:13:04,608 -What's so special? -I don't know. It's just special. 740 01:13:06,028 --> 01:13:08,104 -One... -Jesus. 741 01:13:08,238 --> 01:13:11,572 McGarry was looking for 100 grant for it. 742 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:17,202 I wasn't going to pay, but I was very keen for a lesson, that's it. 743 01:13:17,247 --> 01:13:20,164 I can't breathe! 744 01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:24,206 -Two... -Wait, Starkey. 745 01:13:24,337 --> 01:13:29,829 There's something about Brinn on it. something that will keep him of the throne, that's all I know. 746 01:13:29,842 --> 01:13:32,298 Why did McGarry give it to Margaret? 747 01:13:32,428 --> 01:13:35,382 Because he wasn't getting any money for it. 748 01:13:35,515 --> 01:13:38,260 He wanted to put it somewhere safe. He was a greedy fool, and she died because of it. 749 01:13:38,267 --> 01:13:42,051 -You mean you killed her for it? -Not Margaret. 750 01:13:42,188 --> 01:13:47,348 I wouldn't. I loved her. 751 01:13:47,484 --> 01:13:51,696 You're going to damn fucking pay when I get out here! 752 01:13:51,822 --> 01:13:53,898 Wait, Starkey! 753 01:13:56,535 --> 01:14:00,515 -What will it take to get me out of this? -An ability to fly. 754 01:14:00,539 --> 01:14:03,409 -Three. -Don't! 755 01:14:05,085 --> 01:14:08,584 After what he did to you? 756 01:14:08,713 --> 01:14:11,916 That wasn't rape, Dan. And if you do this 757 01:14:12,050 --> 01:14:14,173 it makes you as bad as him. 758 01:14:14,302 --> 01:14:19,972 -And you're not. -She's right. You're not. 759 01:14:21,058 --> 01:14:25,103 Is that some sort of compliment? 760 01:14:30,317 --> 01:14:33,046 -Get me in. -What? Starkey? 761 01:14:33,070 --> 01:14:36,320 I thought you don't believe in violence? 762 01:14:36,448 --> 01:14:40,031 Starkey! don't leave me here! 763 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:45,756 -Where did you get the gun? -It's just a replica from a stripping policewoman. 764 01:14:45,790 --> 01:14:48,733 I saw those men follow you into the restaurant. I knew I had to do something. 765 01:14:48,772 --> 01:14:51,373 -So how did you two... -Not now! 766 01:14:51,504 --> 01:14:55,039 Hold your horses. 767 01:14:55,174 --> 01:15:01,793 That's not [inaudible] perfect, but better. Get back inside 768 01:15:01,931 --> 01:15:04,173 Mine's bigger than yours. 769 01:15:05,476 --> 01:15:08,049 So shoot me! 770 01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:53,259 -What the fuck do you want? -That's not a very pleasant greeting, Mouse. 771 01:15:53,397 --> 01:15:58,106 If the line is bugged, speaking quietly isn't going to fool them. 772 01:15:58,235 --> 01:16:03,312 -Of course the line isn't bugged, Danny Boy. -I need a car. 773 01:16:03,448 --> 01:16:08,798 -I'll see you at the Monkey Puzzle Tree at 9 o'clock -But Dan- 774 01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:16,324 Right, the Monkey Puzzle Tree. 775 01:16:17,420 --> 01:16:20,706 -Where is the Monkey Puzzle Tree? -There's no Monkey Puzzle Tree. 776 01:16:22,008 --> 01:16:25,543 It's election day in Belfast, history in the making 777 01:16:25,678 --> 01:16:28,928 And here I am, hiding behind a tree. 778 01:16:29,056 --> 01:16:34,347 We drank here as kids back when our only worries were about getting served or about getting a girl, 779 01:16:34,478 --> 01:16:37,681 When murder was a hangover. 780 01:16:37,815 --> 01:16:41,599 We always called it the Monkey Puzzle Tree 'cause Mouse told us 781 01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:47,322 That's what it was. But it wasn't, and he knew better than to call me Danny Boy. 782 01:16:47,949 --> 01:16:49,907 Mouse! 783 01:16:53,205 --> 01:16:56,905 -Told you not to mess with the [inaudible] -Did you get the car? 784 01:16:57,042 --> 01:16:59,663 It's an automatic. Takes on leaded petrol. 785 01:16:59,794 --> 01:17:04,539 There's half a tank in it and 3 vouchers towards a plastic beaker with George Best's head on it. 786 01:17:04,674 --> 01:17:09,134 Do you tell me what's going on? Or where you're going? 787 01:17:09,262 --> 01:17:15,134 -Dan... You didn't do everything they say, did you? -Mouse, come on. 788 01:17:15,267 --> 01:17:18,221 -What about Patricia? -You mean this Patricia? 789 01:17:19,772 --> 01:17:22,938 I thought... 790 01:17:23,067 --> 01:17:25,558 -Oh my god! -Not now. 791 01:17:27,821 --> 01:17:33,276 I want you to keep them safe, can you do just till I get everything sorted out. 792 01:17:33,410 --> 01:17:34,858 -Of course. -Thanks. 793 01:17:34,995 --> 01:17:37,450 That's what friends are for, mate. 794 01:17:37,581 --> 01:17:41,744 -You don't have to do this, you know? -I know. But someone has to 795 01:17:41,876 --> 01:17:44,332 May as well be one of the good guys. 796 01:17:44,462 --> 01:17:49,801 -You're one of the good guys. -I have my moments. 797 01:17:52,845 --> 01:17:57,341 Those lips are my lips. I'll be back for them. 798 01:18:03,022 --> 01:18:05,595 He'll be back. 799 01:18:05,733 --> 01:18:09,184 I didn't tell him which car it was. 800 01:18:15,534 --> 01:18:18,488 -Collector's item, was it? -It's worth nothing. 801 01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:22,404 It's just my mother's, you know, sentimental value. 802 01:18:22,540 --> 01:18:26,075 -Was it with the one with all the Vikings and stuff? -That's it. 803 01:18:26,211 --> 01:18:30,789 -What happened to that? -Maybe this will help? 804 01:18:30,923 --> 01:18:34,965 It's coming back to me. It's not quite there yet. 805 01:18:36,179 --> 01:18:40,178 I need that fucking tape, now either you tell me, 806 01:18:40,307 --> 01:18:46,059 or you get "The Collected Works of Engelbert Humperdinck" up your fucking arse! 807 01:18:46,188 --> 01:18:50,516 Ok, ok... a priest, he gave me a few quid for it. 808 01:18:50,651 --> 01:18:53,902 -Did you get his name? did he write you a check? -I don't know. 809 01:18:54,029 --> 01:18:59,106 He was just passing through, said he was from Cross My Heart? 810 01:19:01,328 --> 01:19:03,369 Yes. In the heart of the Congo. 811 01:19:04,205 --> 01:19:06,494 There you go. 812 01:19:08,626 --> 01:19:10,168 Move, fatso! 813 01:19:10,295 --> 01:19:12,371 Watch out, you fucking idiot! 814 01:19:13,131 --> 01:19:15,207 Just shut the fuck up 815 01:19:15,883 --> 01:19:21,257 -I'm looking for Dvorak. -Oh, Dvorak hasn't been in today yet. 816 01:19:21,389 --> 01:19:24,592 I'm looking for a tape of Dvorak, you fucking prick! 817 01:19:24,725 --> 01:19:27,928 I have quite a few, he's hardly Mr. Popular. 818 01:19:28,062 --> 01:19:30,303 Get me them! now! 819 01:19:35,319 --> 01:19:37,395 Five quid? 820 01:19:42,284 --> 01:19:47,325 -What the fuck was that all about? -I told you it had sentimental value. 821 01:20:12,062 --> 01:20:16,475 In the early 70's, when religious rats were tearing Belfast apart, 822 01:20:16,608 --> 01:20:21,069 someone had the bright idea of shipping whole communities out of the city, 823 01:20:21,196 --> 01:20:25,063 giving them new houses and state-supported industry. 824 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:31,072 Except you don't treat bubonic plague by moving victims to unifected areas. 825 01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:35,832 Cross My Heart was soon as wild and ricked as anything in Belfast, 826 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:41,583 And one man cracked the wip: Cow Pat Keegan. 827 01:20:41,716 --> 01:20:46,876 Not many votes for Michael Brinn in this place. 828 01:20:58,899 --> 01:21:03,690 Father, I'm here about a cassette tape you bought in Bangor the other day. 829 01:21:04,863 --> 01:21:09,111 A tape? you mean [inaudible] I picked up in the market. 830 01:21:09,972 --> 01:21:13,739 You see, it was sold to you by mistake, It was my mother's. 831 01:21:13,872 --> 01:21:16,160 Oh dear, your mother's? 832 01:21:17,834 --> 01:21:22,745 She know it was Michael Brinn then, does she? 833 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:27,588 -You listened to it? -Of course I have. 834 01:21:27,718 --> 01:21:34,171 And even as they're counting the votes, I would say our Mr. Brinn had problems. 835 01:21:36,435 --> 01:21:42,105 -How did it feel taking that bomb? -They told me i'd be a hero. 836 01:21:42,232 --> 01:21:47,143 I sent 50 peelers to hell and I loved it. 837 01:21:47,279 --> 01:21:50,564 I thought it was another woman 838 01:21:50,699 --> 01:21:54,198 and he'd been careless with a phone call. 839 01:21:54,327 --> 01:21:57,079 ... or another man. 840 01:21:57,205 --> 01:21:59,494 You're going about your daily business, 841 01:21:59,624 --> 01:22:03,016 and nobody knows that at night, you go out and plant bombs. 842 01:22:03,148 --> 01:22:04,833 He was planting a bomb 843 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:10,668 at a police dinner in the Conway Hotel when it went off prematurely. 844 01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:15,380 He was in the IRA. 845 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:19,891 He killed 13 innocent people in the blast. 846 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:24,053 Fuck! 847 01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:26,597 Fuck, indeed. 848 01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:33,986 -You shot people as well, no? -Not directly. 849 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:39,572 You know, not the trigger, you pass down information. 850 01:22:39,704 --> 01:22:43,155 David, please understand. 851 01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:45,533 Please, understand. 852 01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:50,295 I got caught up in it all, you know? it was like an addiction... 853 01:23:04,311 --> 01:23:09,767 -It's quiet in here. -Only busy on [inaudible] day, then it's pandemonium. 854 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:13,814 -So, what can I do for you? -Can you send this first class? 855 01:23:13,945 --> 01:23:18,239 I'm afraid we only do second class. We reflect the standard of our clientele. 856 01:23:18,366 --> 01:23:22,660 -That's a sad indictment of your clientele. -You haven't met them yet. 857 01:23:22,787 --> 01:23:27,912 -You must make a lot of friends with that attitude? -On the contrary 858 01:23:28,042 --> 01:23:30,284 -Anything valuable? -No. 859 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:35,016 Want a record of delivery? Registered? Guaranteed next day? 860 01:23:35,112 --> 01:23:38,127 Just post it! 861 01:23:42,556 --> 01:23:46,600 -Ok. Guaranteed next day. -Guaranteed next day? absolutely. 862 01:23:46,644 --> 01:23:51,222 -That'll be 3,20. -There you go. 863 01:23:51,356 --> 01:23:52,767 -Do you want a receipt? -No. 864 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:55,307 -Are you sure? -No. 865 01:23:55,444 --> 01:23:57,982 You're not sure? 866 01:23:58,113 --> 01:24:00,485 Just fucking post it! 867 01:24:00,615 --> 01:24:02,738 Suit yourself. 868 01:24:02,867 --> 01:24:07,030 Doctor Zhivago? you see the film? 869 01:24:07,163 --> 01:24:10,664 -No, I prefer... -He dies in the end! 870 01:24:12,794 --> 01:24:15,615 They seek them here, they seek them there. 871 01:24:15,713 --> 01:24:18,548 Get your fucking hands up. 872 01:24:21,677 --> 01:24:24,880 Drop them. Act natural. 873 01:24:25,014 --> 01:24:27,137 Careful. 874 01:24:30,019 --> 01:24:33,269 -Any mail for me today? -Just the one. 875 01:24:39,486 --> 01:24:42,606 -Where's the tape? -What tape? 876 01:24:44,616 --> 01:24:48,448 What's the point in all this? you'll only end up being damaged. 877 01:24:48,578 --> 01:24:52,706 -What's that like? -Come on, will ya? 878 01:24:52,832 --> 01:24:55,038 -Inside the car -You want me to drive? 879 01:24:55,168 --> 01:24:57,207 -Give me the keys. -You are not insured. 880 01:24:57,336 --> 01:25:00,041 Give me the fucking keys, Starkey! 881 01:25:18,607 --> 01:25:23,601 You are your own worst enemy, Starkey. 882 01:25:24,571 --> 01:25:29,814 -You know that tape is worth a fortune? -Don't even suggest it, son. 883 01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:59,514 Well, well, well, Daniel. 884 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:07,727 -Funny what attracts two people, isn't it? -Sorry? 885 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:11,362 Me and Margaret, you and Margaret, 886 01:26:11,491 --> 01:26:13,982 You and your wife, 887 01:26:14,119 --> 01:26:18,163 Me and your wife. 888 01:26:18,289 --> 01:26:24,125 I suppose really to complete the circle, you should sleep with my wife. 889 01:26:24,253 --> 01:26:28,749 -But I wouldn't recommend it. -Crap, is she? 890 01:26:31,469 --> 01:26:34,339 You listen to the tape? 891 01:26:34,472 --> 01:26:38,849 I'm sure you appreciate how desperate he is to get it back 892 01:26:38,976 --> 01:26:43,934 -And how keen I am to get a hold of it -I don't have it. 893 01:26:44,064 --> 01:26:49,203 Let's not go down this road again, Starkey. You know exactly where it is. 894 01:26:49,423 --> 01:26:53,273 Here's what I want you to do: I want you to go see Michael Brinn. 895 01:26:53,406 --> 01:26:57,985 You tell him I have a tape of him confessing to the bombing of the Conway Hotel 896 01:26:58,119 --> 01:27:02,698 Tell him to bring a million pounds to the Salem Valley tomorrow at dawn... 897 01:27:02,832 --> 01:27:05,749 Just him. Him alone. 898 01:27:05,877 --> 01:27:09,043 I'd like you to come as well, obviously, and bring the tape. 899 01:27:09,172 --> 01:27:13,086 And then we'll all have a nice little pow wow. 900 01:27:13,217 --> 01:27:17,464 -And why the fuck would I go along with all that? -Because I want you to be there. 901 01:27:19,056 --> 01:27:22,010 Otherwise I'll have to find out where the tape is, 902 01:27:22,142 --> 01:27:27,302 and so Mad Dog would have to torture you to within an inch of your life. 903 01:27:29,524 --> 01:27:35,148 Are you ready to go now? 904 01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:40,405 It's okay. I'll go for the torture. 905 01:27:40,535 --> 01:27:43,904 What are you protecting him for? 906 01:27:44,038 --> 01:27:50,575 Is there anything funnier than a journalist wrestling with his conscience? 907 01:27:50,711 --> 01:27:53,997 Whatever he did, it was a long time ago. 908 01:27:54,131 --> 01:27:57,915 Sometimes you have to look at the bigger picture. 909 01:27:58,052 --> 01:28:02,677 I'll tell you what, my newly-principled little friend. I'll make it easy for you. 910 01:28:02,806 --> 01:28:08,071 If I didn't have this little [inaudible] Starkey, you'd be dead already, you understand? 911 01:28:08,207 --> 01:28:12,179 And not just you. As of 30 minutes ago, 912 01:28:12,211 --> 01:28:14,891 Our lovely little Patricia 913 01:28:14,922 --> 01:28:17,024 and the nun with the gun 914 01:28:17,154 --> 01:28:21,612 and a man who goes by the name of Mouse are being 915 01:28:21,741 --> 01:28:24,067 held under my protection in Belfast. 916 01:28:24,202 --> 01:28:27,737 How's that for the bigger fucking picture? 917 01:28:27,872 --> 01:28:32,285 You're not as smart as you think. 918 01:28:36,589 --> 01:28:39,673 I've never claimed to be smart. 919 01:28:41,093 --> 01:28:43,933 What if i'm stopped? what if someone recognizes me? 920 01:28:44,103 --> 01:28:47,263 You'll get through. It's been arranged. 921 01:29:04,032 --> 01:29:08,160 -Mouse? -Stop playing the hero and do what they say, will you? 922 01:29:14,167 --> 01:29:19,243 Voters are turning out in their thousands to decide the future of Northern Ireland. 923 01:29:19,380 --> 01:29:22,831 This is Christine Bleakley with the 12 o'clock news. 924 01:29:22,967 --> 01:29:29,799 A BBC exit poll suggests that Brinn has taken a substantial early lead in today's- 925 01:29:31,975 --> 01:29:34,431 Fucking Jim Reeves! 926 01:30:28,405 --> 01:30:30,481 Out! 927 01:30:32,534 --> 01:30:36,448 Well, Dan, your own personal escort service. 928 01:30:36,579 --> 01:30:39,663 In the back. 929 01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:43,622 When I say the back, 930 01:30:43,753 --> 01:30:46,670 I mean the back. 931 01:31:07,109 --> 01:31:11,058 1 million to Cow Pat Keegan... 932 01:31:11,196 --> 01:31:15,359 On a lonely road at dawn... 933 01:31:16,618 --> 01:31:19,737 Now you know why I don't touch alcohol... 934 01:31:19,871 --> 01:31:25,209 one drunken night with David McGarry. 935 01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:30,504 He was my best friend... 936 01:31:30,631 --> 01:31:33,336 I thought he was. 937 01:31:33,467 --> 01:31:37,595 Male bonding. 938 01:31:37,721 --> 01:31:40,924 We told each other everything. 939 01:31:41,058 --> 01:31:45,554 But he was recording it. 940 01:31:45,687 --> 01:31:50,563 And now here you are, the devil's advocate. 941 01:31:50,692 --> 01:31:53,859 Hard to drink mead with eggs, isn't it? 942 01:31:53,987 --> 01:31:57,153 No wonder he's so evil. Tastes like shite. 943 01:31:57,282 --> 01:31:59,820 What a performer. 944 01:31:59,951 --> 01:32:03,402 Laughing in the face of death. 945 01:32:03,538 --> 01:32:08,200 You know more about death than me. 946 01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:13,043 Indeed. How the follies of youth come back to haunt me. 947 01:32:13,172 --> 01:32:17,252 I had a burning fervor for Ireland. 948 01:32:17,384 --> 01:32:20,551 I'd burned for Ireland. 949 01:32:20,679 --> 01:32:24,677 Have you ever heard of words like guilt or remorse? 950 01:32:24,808 --> 01:32:28,177 All of this is about guilt. 951 01:32:28,312 --> 01:32:30,553 It's all about remorse. 952 01:32:30,689 --> 01:32:33,310 I made my mistake. I'm making amends 953 01:32:33,441 --> 01:32:38,234 I just want to put things right, Dan. 954 01:32:39,322 --> 01:32:41,564 I just need the chance. 955 01:32:45,578 --> 01:32:48,912 He hasn't got the tape, has he? 956 01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:51,797 If he had, he wouldn't bother sending you here, he'd do it direct. 957 01:32:52,314 --> 01:32:55,624 It's you, isn't it? you've got it? 958 01:32:55,755 --> 01:33:00,712 What's he offered you? Money, is it? or just another exclusive? 959 01:33:00,843 --> 01:33:04,792 He's holding my wife. 960 01:33:04,930 --> 01:33:06,839 Sorry. 961 01:33:06,974 --> 01:33:12,601 I lost her once. I don't want to lose her again. 962 01:33:12,938 --> 01:33:15,607 Dan, listen to me: If he gets hold of that tape, it will be anarchy. 963 01:33:15,732 --> 01:33:21,188 10,000 people will die. I guarantee it. 964 01:33:21,321 --> 01:33:24,524 Will you accept that responsibility? 965 01:33:24,657 --> 01:33:29,734 1 life for 10,000? 966 01:33:29,871 --> 01:33:35,707 Would you let your wife die if it meant peace? 967 01:33:44,677 --> 01:33:48,591 Sometimes you have to look beyond the individual. 968 01:33:56,938 --> 01:33:59,097 Motherfuck, out ya get. 969 01:34:01,151 --> 01:34:06,737 Hope he's not going to make you Minister of Transport, Alfie. 970 01:35:04,337 --> 01:35:09,793 It's just over 6 o'clock in the morning 971 01:35:09,925 --> 01:35:14,219 Everybody getting very excited 'cause Brinn is set to become Prime Minister. 972 01:35:14,346 --> 01:35:21,392 They say everybody loves this guy... counting of votes has continued overnight, with the result only hours away. 973 01:35:22,145 --> 01:35:26,309 Election fever is raging in Northern Ireland yesterday... 974 01:35:36,951 --> 01:35:41,612 While Brinn looks a firm favorite, regardless of who is elected Prime Minister, 975 01:35:41,747 --> 01:35:48,581 it marks the dawn of a new age for Northern Ireland 976 01:36:36,258 --> 01:36:39,592 Hello, Pat! long time. 977 01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:42,674 Mickey. 978 01:36:42,806 --> 01:36:45,724 You know each other? 979 01:36:45,851 --> 01:36:49,895 We share an interest in hotels. 980 01:36:50,021 --> 01:36:53,639 -Police dinner is our speciality -That is right. 981 01:36:53,775 --> 01:36:57,523 Except you knew they pulled out. 982 01:36:57,654 --> 01:36:59,481 A bomb is a bomb. 983 01:36:59,614 --> 01:37:04,904 Besides, just look what an illustrious career I kickstarted. 984 01:37:07,121 --> 01:37:10,490 Did you have trouble with the word "alone"? 985 01:37:10,625 --> 01:37:14,705 No, but i'm not as naive as I used to be. 986 01:37:14,837 --> 01:37:18,372 It's a little moral support, you know? 987 01:37:25,264 --> 01:37:28,929 -Do you have the tape? -You have the money? 988 01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:46,443 I thought it was a nice touch of irony. 989 01:37:46,576 --> 01:37:48,901 You have wee Margaret killed, 990 01:37:49,036 --> 01:37:52,701 And her lover brings her salvation. 991 01:37:52,832 --> 01:37:56,366 You? 992 01:37:56,502 --> 01:38:01,542 No... I didn't. The dream team here overstepped the mark. 993 01:38:01,674 --> 01:38:05,293 Her father betrayed us. Everything was in a bounce, things got out of hand. 994 01:38:05,427 --> 01:38:08,547 We are back to individuals. 995 01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:12,927 Individuals? it's individuals went out of their way to vote for you... 996 01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:16,642 Individuals giving up their heritage to put you into par. 997 01:38:16,771 --> 01:38:19,331 indi-fuckin-viduals? i'm an individual! 998 01:38:19,357 --> 01:38:24,611 You are an individual! Dougal of the Magic Roundabout's a fucking individual. 999 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,153 You're both the same. 1000 01:38:27,282 --> 01:38:34,156 We're going straight back to civil war here 'cause you two don't give a flying fuck about individuals! 1001 01:38:34,288 --> 01:38:36,323 We got the point, Starkey. 1002 01:38:36,457 --> 01:38:40,751 -Now shut the fuck up. -No! Make me! 1003 01:38:40,878 --> 01:38:43,713 You're going to kill me anyway. 1004 01:38:43,839 --> 01:38:46,923 The problem with you two... it's all numbers. 1005 01:38:47,051 --> 01:38:50,046 1 million pounds, 10,000 dead! 1006 01:38:50,179 --> 01:38:53,920 13 skeletons... numbers! 1007 01:38:54,057 --> 01:38:58,102 It's easy, because numbers aren't people! 1008 01:38:58,228 --> 01:39:01,846 Numbers don't think for themselves! They don't go out for a pint with a lad. 1009 01:39:01,982 --> 01:39:05,647 They don't throw potatoes through people's windows, 1010 01:39:05,777 --> 01:39:10,984 And they don't kiss you the best fucking kiss in the world, do they? 1011 01:39:11,115 --> 01:39:13,606 Do you understand?! 1012 01:39:13,743 --> 01:39:17,579 Scratch a deep souled journalist there's always a little philosopher wainting to come out. 1013 01:39:17,684 --> 01:39:20,996 Fuck you, Prime Minister! 1014 01:39:22,418 --> 01:39:25,335 See what I mean about peace? 1015 01:39:25,462 --> 01:39:28,748 It's easier said than practiced. 1016 01:39:31,385 --> 01:39:36,841 This is a one-off payment for your silence. You try it again, I'll break you. 1017 01:39:48,443 --> 01:39:50,519 Go on, count it 1018 01:39:50,653 --> 01:39:53,738 You're all right, Michael. I trust it 1019 01:40:00,371 --> 01:40:05,116 Let's all have a wee listen now, shall we? and check if this is authentic? 1020 01:40:07,461 --> 01:40:12,170 I was amongst them. God, for so long I wanted to die 1021 01:40:12,299 --> 01:40:17,294 Oh, dear... Nothing like the Mickey O'Brinn I remember. 1022 01:40:17,429 --> 01:40:21,094 Games... 1023 01:40:21,224 --> 01:40:24,925 always loved your little games. 1024 01:40:25,061 --> 01:40:29,391 What about Starkey? 1025 01:40:29,524 --> 01:40:33,474 Do you want me to take the reporter with me? 1026 01:40:33,611 --> 01:40:35,687 No, you are all right, Michael. 1027 01:40:35,822 --> 01:40:38,063 I'll take care of him myself. 1028 01:41:01,054 --> 01:41:04,922 I thought you said they were long life batteries? 1029 01:41:05,058 --> 01:41:08,012 Bet you glad you stayed behind now, Starkey. 1030 01:41:08,144 --> 01:41:11,478 Don't look so shocked. 1031 01:41:20,073 --> 01:41:23,358 I'm just returning a compliment, Danny boy. 1032 01:41:23,493 --> 01:41:25,948 Leave him. 1033 01:41:34,879 --> 01:41:40,465 You're alive, 'cause if you loved Margaret half as much as I did... 1034 01:41:40,592 --> 01:41:44,293 you'll want to write about her... about who killed her 1035 01:41:44,429 --> 01:41:47,596 and why. 1036 01:41:47,724 --> 01:41:52,351 People should know he wasn't a martyr to peace. 1037 01:42:21,799 --> 01:42:24,206 -Here, look at that! 1038 01:43:12,472 --> 01:43:14,880 Dan? 1039 01:43:21,439 --> 01:43:24,357 -Patricia? -She's ok, 1040 01:43:24,484 --> 01:43:26,975 we're all ok. 1041 01:43:27,111 --> 01:43:31,572 They know all about it. Just take it easy. 1042 01:43:35,953 --> 01:43:39,287 They're all dead. 1043 01:43:39,415 --> 01:43:44,575 It's chaos out there. But then it always has been. 1044 01:43:46,964 --> 01:43:49,965 I have to go. 1045 01:43:50,092 --> 01:43:52,547 More shite to shovel. 1046 01:43:57,974 --> 01:43:59,967 Thanks. 1047 01:44:00,101 --> 01:44:03,969 I haven't had so much fun in years. 1048 01:44:09,110 --> 01:44:12,728 -FUCK! -We're not saying you can't write about it, we'd just prefer it if you didn't 1049 01:44:12,864 --> 01:44:16,315 -I'm sure you would -You've got to think of the stability of the country, the harm that this could do. 1050 01:44:16,450 --> 01:44:19,128 Can I make a full and frank statement? 1051 01:44:19,161 --> 01:44:21,591 -Am I wanted for any crime? -No. 1052 01:44:21,726 --> 01:44:23,365 You can fuck off, then. 1053 01:44:23,499 --> 01:44:27,053 Her Majesty has asked me to personally urge you not to write. 1054 01:44:27,273 --> 01:44:30,953 Is she going to make me the Duke of Westminster? or the Count of Monte Cristo? 1055 01:44:31,090 --> 01:44:33,131 -No. -She can fuck off as well. 1056 01:44:41,683 --> 01:44:44,555 Did you have an affair with Margaret McGarry? 1057 01:44:44,686 --> 01:44:48,470 Was Michael Brinn involved? 1058 01:44:50,984 --> 01:44:53,391 No comment. 1059 01:45:07,249 --> 01:45:09,823 How the fuck are you? 1060 01:45:09,960 --> 01:45:12,534 Your gob has been all over the box. 1061 01:45:12,671 --> 01:45:17,793 My husband says to me, you should call the fucking peelers, thell them he was in your fucking taxi. 1062 01:45:17,968 --> 01:45:21,088 Says I: Billy, will you fuck up? 1063 01:45:21,221 --> 01:45:22,929 Thanks. 1064 01:45:23,056 --> 01:45:28,762 I have to go back now and make him his fucking dinner. He wouldn't cook a fucking egg. 1065 01:45:26,914 --> 01:45:30,058 I left for him fucking crispy pancakes. That's all the fucker ate. 1066 01:45:30,188 --> 01:45:32,477 I don't know what i'll write. 1067 01:45:32,607 --> 01:45:35,312 Maybe about love and betrayal, 1068 01:45:35,443 --> 01:45:37,768 war and peace. 1069 01:45:37,904 --> 01:45:41,901 Maybe about Parker and learning to fly, 1070 01:45:42,033 --> 01:45:49,031 or about Margaret, and how a single stolen moment can change the fate of... 1071 01:45:50,541 --> 01:45:55,666 Anyway, I hope it'll be better than the other shite. 1072 01:46:04,429 --> 01:46:10,467 So... how's married life treating you? 1073 01:46:13,354 --> 01:46:19,439 The guy that owns this house says this is a magic city. 1074 01:46:20,305 --> 01:47:20,632 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm