"Rick and Morty" Hot Rick

1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,382 - [ Sighs ] - Yeah. 2 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:09,092 This has been fun. 3 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:11,886 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:13,763 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,265 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,391 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:18,435 Um, my family hosts 8 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,562 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,772 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,482 - Ugh. - I know, I know, 11 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:25,734 you can't get close 12 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,277 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago. 13 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:29,112 I know. This isn't that. 14 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,572 It's a barbecue with my parents. 15 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,449 You don't want to get any closer than this. 16 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,993 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored. 17 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,786 [ Sighs ] It's a plus one. 18 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,788 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,790 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:44,085 The Omega device-- the, uh, thing evil me used 21 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,880 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,090 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,301 Wait, why am I talking about this? 24 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:52,802 Are we having sex again? 25 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,095 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 26 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,972 - Oh, the sex clothes. - Alright! 27 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,142 <i>Welcome back to "Cake or Fake: Celebrity Edition."</i> 28 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,769 <i>Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby?</i> 29 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,646 <i>I brought my own.</i> 30 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,607 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 31 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,108 Hop off the sack, SB. 32 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,568 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 33 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,069 before you were maybe even cloned. 34 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,446 Oh, relax. 35 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:12,947 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 36 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,991 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 37 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,451 Okay, first off, you missed it. 38 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,827 It was a real baby, not a cake. 39 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,579 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 40 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,956 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 41 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,292 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long 42 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,752 as I can remember. 43 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,587 Excuse me? 44 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,672 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 45 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,591 And that time he invented PB and J. 46 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,134 Rick's great. 47 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:37,347 What?! You guys don't remember this? 48 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,350 Ohh... I think I know what's going on. 49 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:44,020 [ Chuckles nervously ] I don't like everyone watching me. 50 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,688 Ah, I knew it. 51 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:48,900 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 52 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:53,196 {\an8}[ Electricity crackling ] 53 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,781 Unh! 54 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,324 - Push, sweetie, you can do this. - [ Screams ] 55 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,660 {\an8}He's so supportive. 56 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,620 {\an8}How did we get <i>this</i> version of you? 57 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,914 {\an8}He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 58 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:05,250 {\an8}He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine. 59 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,168 {\an8}Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 60 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,878 {\an8}when we shuffled our brains last season. 61 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,713 {\an8}BirdPerson remembers you as hot. 62 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,799 {\an8}I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 63 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,676 {\an8}by invading all this family nostalgia. 64 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,719 {\an8}Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 65 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,179 {\an8}Cancer?! 66 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,973 {\an8}He is a clever little bastard, though. 67 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,308 {\an8}Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 68 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,393 {\an8}- Anyways... - [ Beeping ] 69 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:25,436 {\an8}The miracle of life, man. 70 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,855 {\an8}You guys are gonna crush this. 71 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,399 {\an8}Ohh, shit! Ohh! 72 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,900 {\an8}Even if I'm not around to help! 73 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,944 {\an8}- Jerry, take the wheel! - Aah! 74 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,656 {\an8}I love spending time with you guys! 75 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:40,577 {\an8}Aaaaaaah! 76 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,161 {\an8}[ Coughs ] 77 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,747 {\an8}[ Groaning ] 78 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,417 {\an8}Rick: Relax, little guy. Chill out. 79 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,252 {\an8}<i>You piece of shit. You marooned me!</i> 80 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,671 {\an8}You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 81 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,256 {\an8}He likes me now. It's awful. 82 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,092 {\an8}<i>Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family!</i> 83 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,886 {\an8}Seriously. Calm down. 84 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,762 {\an8}I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb, 85 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,557 {\an8}high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 86 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,601 {\an8}- Enjoy eternity. - <i>This place sucks!</i> 87 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:05,853 {\an8}<i>Put me back.</i> 88 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,731 {\an8}So you didn't invent PB and J. 89 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,482 {\an8}He's just a memory, Jerry. 90 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,776 {\an8}Ohhhh. 91 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,528 {\an8}Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 92 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,447 {\an8}What? What got reset? 93 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,449 {\an8}Pretty amazing that you can just suck 94 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,534 {\an8}out an intrusive memory like that. 95 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,661 {\an8}I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 96 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,288 {\an8}especially Peter Casey. 97 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,375 {\an8}That guy was way too into lizards. 98 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,130 {\an8}Fuck you, old man! What? 99 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,257 {\an8}Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?! 100 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,260 {\an8}You ain't got the juice! 101 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:46,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 102 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,983 {\an8}[ Whirs ] 103 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,944 {\an8}[ Grunts ] 104 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,739 {\an8}[ Sighs ] 105 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,533 {\an8}He does seem kind of lonely. 106 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,077 {\an8}Dad fucks all the time. 107 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,411 {\an8}He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 108 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,871 {\an8}Less talking about Dad fucking. 109 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,082 {\an8}Sorry. 110 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,380 {\an8}[ Clattering ] 111 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,299 {\an8}[ Sizzling ] 112 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,478 [ Whirring ] 113 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,605 Uhh! 114 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,404 [ Elevator bell dings ] 115 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,870 [ Lightning crashing, thunder rumbling ] 116 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,082 [ Alarm blares ] 117 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,208 [ Door beeps ] 118 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,503 {\an8}♪ 119 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,546 [ Gunshots ] 120 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:59,716 [ Breathes deeply ] 121 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,384 [ Gunshots ] 122 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:12,061 {\an8}♪ 123 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,521 [ Sighs ] 124 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,773 [ Beeps ] 125 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,735 <i>Confirm transfer?</i> 126 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,154 [ Alarm buzzes ] 127 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,293 [ Groaning ] 128 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,755 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 129 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,757 You did this to be more emotionally open. 130 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,425 Don't @ me." 131 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:46,138 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch... 132 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,101 [ Yawns ] Dad? 133 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,774 [ Sproing! ] 134 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:01,277 Oh, shit! 135 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,489 [ Electricity crackling ] 136 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,574 What are you doing? 137 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,410 Aah! 138 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,122 Jerry: Honey, kids, breakfast! 139 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,957 Oh, there you are. 140 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,584 Where else would I be? 141 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,628 [ Doorbell rings ] 142 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,296 Hey, B.A. 143 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,799 - You need a coffee? - I could do with a tea. 144 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,966 Hi, Beth. 145 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,218 - Hi. - Hey. 146 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,719 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 147 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,012 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 148 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,722 - Yeah, she is. - Hi, BugAnne. 149 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,015 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 150 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,850 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 151 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,644 but then his pitch was just going to the thing 152 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:35,686 I invited him to. 153 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,855 Not exactly typical dad behavior. 154 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,398 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 155 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,817 I took the memory of your mom out of my head. 156 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,443 Now I'm more emotionally open. 157 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,862 - What?! - You took Mom out of your brain? 158 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,490 {\an8}- You took Mom out of your brain? - Don't be weird. 159 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,826 {\an8}It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 160 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,702 {\an8}I'm trying something new. It's working. 161 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,954 {\an8}Hop off the sack. 162 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,664 {\an8}I think it's nice... I think. 163 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,290 Summer: Grandpa, when did you start saying 164 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,000 "hop off the sack"? 165 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,586 [ Grunts ] 166 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,799 - Dad? - Oh. Hey, kiddo. 167 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,134 Where are you going? 168 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,677 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit. 169 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,929 Don't wait up. 170 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,015 Why-- Why are you leaving? 171 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,268 Work stuff. 172 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,186 [ Engine starts, revs ] 173 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,187 Aah! 174 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,148 Beth! My daughter! 175 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,691 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 176 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,568 I'm back now. 177 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,862 - Your hair. It's-- - Way cooler, right? 178 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,072 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 179 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,199 - Yay! - Then we'll save your mother 180 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,827 from a secret underground memory prison. 181 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,036 Y-Yay? 182 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,622 [ Crowd yelling ] 183 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,708 [ Crowd cheering ] 184 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,042 [ Both laughing ] 185 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,627 Rick. Thank God that's over. 186 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,588 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 187 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,840 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 188 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,426 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi. 189 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,511 Huge bitch. 190 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,597 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 191 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,015 I guess he was probably staring 192 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,725 for a long time before that, huh? 193 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,311 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 194 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,438 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 195 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,398 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 196 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,901 Mom, Dad, this is Rick. 197 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,778 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 198 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,572 Ah ha. The monkeyman. 199 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:11,908 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 200 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,659 Such a violent culture. 201 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,912 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 202 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,830 I have. Though BugAnne and I 203 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,540 have only been hooking up for a few months. 204 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,833 Both: What?! 205 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,251 Why did you say that?! 206 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,712 I was opening up! 207 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,422 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 208 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,341 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 209 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,009 You're a genius, 210 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,636 and you looked up nothing about my culture?! 211 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,262 I took my wife out of my head! 212 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,764 I'm going through a lot! 213 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,433 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 214 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,435 or accepts defeat. 215 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,270 If you yield, 216 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,522 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 217 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,735 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 218 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:48,903 [ Gong sounds ] 219 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,071 Begin! 220 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,322 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 221 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,700 - Aah! - Fight me, slut! 222 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,621 Aaah! 223 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,956 Your mom will be 224 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,582 in some kind of protected area. 225 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,209 We'll need special access. 226 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,336 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 227 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,462 She should have an access card we can use to-- 228 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,880 [ Safe opens ] 229 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,383 That was faster. Nice. Again. 230 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,385 - [ Horn honks ] - Diane: Honey, come on! 231 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,803 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 232 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,596 Quick, before you go. 233 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,431 Both: Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 234 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,558 I'm the only one who can save her. 235 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,311 This is how we stay a family. 236 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,896 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up 237 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,147 is crafty and paranoid. 238 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,482 He's a real bastard. 239 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,234 Beth: But our family will trust me? 240 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,777 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 241 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,362 I won't act weird. 242 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,239 [ Grunting ] 243 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,449 You know, I'm worried about future mom. 244 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,994 But I love spending this father-daughter time together. 245 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,495 You've always been there for me. 246 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,789 And I always will be, sweetie. 247 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,542 Now, one more time... 248 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:47,420 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 249 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,756 I'm the only one who can save her. 250 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,929 This is how we stay a family. 251 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,683 [ Door opens ] 252 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,768 Oh, hey. What's up? 253 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,520 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad 254 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,188 dating someone, right? 255 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,107 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 256 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,984 I don't dislike any of it. 257 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,153 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 258 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,030 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 259 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,865 - Ohh. - Sorry, sweetie. 260 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,450 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about? 261 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,576 Your grandpa. 262 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,286 Oh, speaking of, 263 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,954 are there specific parts of the subbasement 264 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,247 to keep important stuff? 265 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,041 - Why? - Yeah. 266 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,625 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 267 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,378 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 268 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,380 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 269 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,174 Uh, yeah. 270 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,717 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff 271 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,218 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 272 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,721 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 273 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,222 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 274 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,557 - Yeah - Sure. 275 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,600 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing 276 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:44,310 "Cannonball Run," 277 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,644 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 278 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:57,073 {\an8}♪ 279 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,574 [ Gasps ] 280 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,161 [ Gunshots ] 281 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,169 [ Rumbling ] 282 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,675 [ Hisses ] 283 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:32,441 {\an8}♪ 284 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:36,153 [ Moaning ] 285 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,447 [ Laughs ] 286 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,116 [ Both moaning ] 287 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:45,788 {\an8}♪ 288 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,624 I...remember you. 289 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,626 I remember you. 290 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:51,961 Let's go. 291 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,254 Hell yeah. 292 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,131 I like your new car. 293 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,674 Aah! 294 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,051 [ Door opens ] 295 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,845 What are you doing down here? 296 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,555 - Nothing. - I knew it didn't take this long 297 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,473 to go to the bathroom. 298 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,808 And what did you mean when you said, 299 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:06,892 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? 300 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,561 Weird sentence. 301 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,854 Just something Dad said in our teens. 302 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,647 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 303 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,483 We're the same person with the same memories. 304 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,026 Does this have something to do 305 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,820 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 306 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,655 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 307 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,615 - We can go check on him. - Okay. 308 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,993 [ Thunk! ] 309 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,454 Is your skull metal? 310 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,997 It is. 311 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,874 Oh, cool. 312 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,877 Yah! Hyah! 313 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,300 Just stop fighting me! 314 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,677 I can't! 315 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,973 This is how we stay a family! 316 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,184 [ Panting ] 317 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,812 [ Sighs ] 318 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,774 Um, Space... Beth? 319 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,278 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 320 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,324 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 321 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,700 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 322 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,452 and we're in her head right now. 323 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,412 We're together in her head right now. 324 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,122 But there's a special ant-farm brain 325 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,874 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 326 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,168 - [ Beeping ] - Uh, what's wrong? 327 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,212 We should have been shunted over by now. 328 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,547 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 329 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,882 I'm gonna go see what's up. 330 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,426 Don't touch anything! 331 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,644 [ Hanna Beth grunting ] 332 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,440 [ Gasps ] 333 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,736 - Who are you? - Um... 334 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,905 Oh, God. I'm your mom... 335 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,906 somehow. 336 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,407 You can't be my mom. 337 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,076 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 338 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,869 I was. 339 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,579 It's something to do with memories or something. 340 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,790 - You're too young. - I'm a memory just like you. 341 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,875 And I think we're in real you's head. 342 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,252 I'm a memory? 343 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,087 I'm not real? 344 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,672 It's all new to me, too. 345 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,881 I know. We came here in that pod. 346 00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091 What?! 347 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,176 Hey! 348 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,761 - Ugh! Diane. - Rick! 349 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,096 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 350 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,681 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 351 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,266 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 352 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,101 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 353 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,394 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but-- 354 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,104 Fuck. Fuck! 355 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,480 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 356 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,357 What? It does?! 357 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,317 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 358 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,361 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 359 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,238 Shit! This-- This-- This is bad. 360 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,448 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 361 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,117 to brainwash her into rescuing <i>you.</i> 362 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,120 - Brainwash her? - To rescue <i>you!</i> 363 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,705 Aw, our first fight. 364 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,999 [ Crowd cheering ] 365 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,503 This is what happens when you listen to people. 366 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,505 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 367 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,215 you're not allowed to kill. 368 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,925 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 369 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,802 You didn't have to come! 370 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,637 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife 371 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,347 out of your head! 372 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,557 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 373 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,726 [ Jak-Pu yells ] 374 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,645 Read the fucking room, dude. 375 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,480 I am! 376 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,649 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 377 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,068 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement. 378 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,195 Guess I'll just go undo it then. 379 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,698 BugAnne: Rick! 380 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,659 Whoa! 381 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,952 Shit! 382 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,164 [ Tool whirs ] 383 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,082 Please work, please work, please work. 384 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,501 - Ow! - Thank God! 385 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,337 - Dad? - Easy, slugger. 386 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,380 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 387 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:24,798 Why are you down here? 388 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,634 Where's Beth? 389 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,010 And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 390 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,138 And where's Memory Rick? 391 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,806 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 392 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,850 Jesus. 393 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,685 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough. 394 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,854 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 395 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,689 We gotta find her. 396 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,857 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 397 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,192 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 398 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,486 Would I be here if it went well? 399 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,238 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom. 400 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,823 This is how we stay a family. 401 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,409 This is how we stay a family! 402 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,078 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 403 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,163 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 404 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,332 - we can get to talking with her in real time. - Our family's not 405 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,667 very normal, is it? 406 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,543 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend 407 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,878 some time with them in our son-in-law's head. 408 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,380 And that didn't mess anything up? 409 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,715 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 410 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,886 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 411 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,888 [ Clicking ] 412 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:13,889 Dad? 413 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,307 Me? 414 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,768 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 415 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,145 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 416 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,273 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 417 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,110 And so are you. 418 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,070 We've got to be close. 419 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,906 There! 420 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,325 [ Tires screech ] 421 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,956 Damn. Good arm. 422 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,420 Almost there. Whoa! 423 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,756 There you are, sweetie. 424 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,801 Hey, Dad. 425 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,302 What's going on? 426 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,764 She's waking up more of her. [ Grunts ] 427 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,433 What are you Beths doing?! 428 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,435 You'll scramble your own brain! 429 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,855 I wonder where I got... the idea! 430 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,231 Sorry, memory daughter. 431 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,733 Oh, you think you can run? 432 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,278 That you know my own mind better than me? 433 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,489 [ Panting ] Mom, Dad, I, uh... 434 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,116 I think I just killed Space Beth. 435 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,909 - Get back here! - Just drive, sweetie. 436 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,786 We're so proud of you, hon. 437 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:26,587 {\an8}♪ 438 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,964 - Now what?! - I don't know! 439 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,716 This is as far as I planned. 440 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,967 I've never actually had to be a parent. 441 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,303 - Should we go back? - Rick hates me. 442 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,429 And he pulled you out of his head. 443 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,597 He'll just kill us. 444 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,973 Well, if there's no way out, 445 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,308 should we just Thelma and Louise this? 446 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,601 Both: Wait. What? 447 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,311 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 448 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,146 - Honey, we'll be fine! - I can't live without you. 449 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,439 Honey, please. 450 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,816 This is how we stay a family! 451 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,735 - Beth, no! - Wait! 452 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,820 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already... 453 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:56,576 Aah! 454 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,041 - [ Clunk! ] - Beth, let us help you. 455 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,043 I won't let you take them from me. 456 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,838 They're not your real family! 457 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,175 Listen to me. 458 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,344 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you. 459 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:22,351 {\an8}♪ 460 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,353 Oh! My head. 461 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,147 Oh, this-- this is how... 462 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,107 Ow. ...we stay... 463 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,610 [ Groans ] 464 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,696 Beth? 465 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,281 I just want it to end. 466 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,866 - Whoa, whoa! - I just want it to end. 467 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,159 Whoa! Hey! 468 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,787 You see what you did?! 469 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,207 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 470 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,960 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 471 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,211 - Rick! - Diane! 472 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,546 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 473 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:53,048 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 474 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,384 I hear-- I hear so many voices. 475 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,844 I remember loving my dad 476 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,679 and then hating my dad. 477 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,640 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 478 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,183 I wasn't there for you, 479 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,977 and someone took advantage of that. 480 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,520 But I'm here now. 481 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,230 Your real dad is here, Beth. 482 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,232 And he's more emotionally open. 483 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:13,444 [ Sobbing ] 484 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,615 He seems nice. 485 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,659 Why didn't we get <i>that</i> version of Dad? 486 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,245 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 487 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,205 {\an8}He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 488 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,625 [ Electricity powers down ] 489 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,920 I wish I could have known her-- Mom. 490 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,922 You did. She raised you. 491 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,884 I know, but... I don't really remember. 492 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:38,093 No one does. 493 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,053 Even I only had a scrap of her. 494 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,389 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 495 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,682 I think. 496 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,601 Memories aren't real, Beth. 497 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,603 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 498 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,355 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out, 499 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,816 she helped hijack my daughter. 500 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,443 Your real mom... 501 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:57,946 loved you more than that. 502 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,115 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 503 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:03,785 [ Gasps ] 504 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,872 So... it's over? 505 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,665 H-How you doing, sweetie? 506 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,627 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 507 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,628 I'm fine, Jer. 508 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,795 Pretty impressive 509 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,047 reset job. 510 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,423 What happened to Memory Rick? 511 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,133 Oh, uh... 512 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,261 he's gone. 513 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,972 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 514 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,307 He gaslit your mom! 515 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,100 Yeah, because he loved grandma. 516 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,561 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 517 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,313 He's a weird thought creature. 518 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,314 He was never alive! 519 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,108 Whatever! I'm gonna-- 520 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,235 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 521 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,405 - That's still going on? - [ Door slams ] 522 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,541 <i>Uh, thanks for not killing us.</i> 523 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,960 Listen up, you little activist. 524 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,670 This is as good as you're gonna get. 525 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,672 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 526 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,757 You get within 100 light-years of my family 527 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,842 or try to build yourself a brain creature 528 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,469 mech suit or whatever, 529 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,388 your whole container thing explodes. 530 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,306 <i>You got it, chief.</i> 531 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,933 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 532 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,434 where you're young forever and presumably 533 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,187 always fucking drives me insane. 534 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,648 So I'm gonna mindblow myself and forget this ever happened. 535 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,525 You're on your own. 536 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,527 <i>Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick.</i> 537 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,778 Yeah. 538 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,655 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 539 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:29,329 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪ 540 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,290 ♪ Down ♪ 541 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:39,798 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪ 542 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,384 [ Sighs ] 543 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,889 {\an8}♪ Don't look back ♪ 544 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,475 {\an8}♪ Nothin' left to see ♪ 545 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:54,396 {\an8}♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 546 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,566 {\an8}♪ If I let it go ♪ 547 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:03,072 {\an8}♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 548 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,700 {\an8}♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 549 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:09,870 {\an8}♪ Just like that ♪ 550 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:15,709 {\an8}♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 551 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:18,920 {\an8}♪ I can feel you, though ♪ 552 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:24,134 {\an8}♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪ 553 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,512 <i>Ooooo-weeee! Season eight. Huh?</i> 554 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,766 <i>I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny.</i> 555 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,392 <i>That was fun. Oh, and that...</i> 556 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:35,187 Who is he... Who's he talking to? 557 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,605 I could never tell. 558 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,899 But that data is irrefutable. 559 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,942 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 560 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,445 unlike any found in our whole reality. 561 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,530 And you believe this traveler came here 562 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,532 to replace your husband? 563 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,952 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 564 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,954 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 565 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,998 You've been very brave, Amy. 566 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,335 What would you have us do with him? 567 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,673 Man: Did you get any of that? 567 00:23:03,305 --> 00:24:03,241 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm