"Rick and Morty" Hot Rick

1 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:05,713 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,966 This has been fun. 3 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:10,551 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,512 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:12,553 --> 00:00:14,055 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:14,138 --> 00:00:15,181 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,016 Um, my family hosts 8 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,310 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,521 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:21,562 --> 00:00:23,273 Ugh. I know, I know, 11 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,774 you can't get close 12 00:00:24,857 --> 00:00:26,109 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago. 13 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,069 I know. This isn't that. 14 00:00:28,152 --> 00:00:29,445 It's a barbecue with my parents. 15 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,155 You don't want to get any closer than this. 16 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:34,033 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored. 17 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,660 [ Sighs ] It's a plus one. 18 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,620 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,622 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,875 The Omega device -- the, uh, thing evil me used 21 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:45,712 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:45,753 --> 00:00:47,880 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,216 Wait, why am I talking about this? 24 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,676 Are we having sex again? 25 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,052 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 26 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,804 Oh, the sex clothes. Alright! 27 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:57,932 <i>Welcome back to "Cake or Fake:</i> <i>Celebrity Edition."</i> 28 00:00:58,016 --> 00:00:59,600 <i>Do you need a knife,</i> <i>Mr. Stabby?</i> 29 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,520 <i>I brought my own.</i> 30 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,480 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 31 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,898 Hop off the sack, SB. 32 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,442 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 33 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,068 before you were maybe even cloned. 34 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,361 Oh, relax. 35 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,738 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 36 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,823 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 37 00:01:13,906 --> 00:01:15,366 Okay, first off, you missed it. 38 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,701 It was a real baby, not a cake. 39 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,453 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 40 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:20,747 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 41 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,249 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long 42 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,792 as I can remember. 43 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,461 Excuse me? 44 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,588 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 45 00:01:28,629 --> 00:01:30,465 And that time he invented PB and J. 46 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,091 Rick's great. 47 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,593 What? 48 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:36,262 What?! You guys don't remember this? 49 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,098 Ohh... I think I know what's going on. 50 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:43,061 [ Chuckles nervously ] I don't like everyone watching me. 51 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:44,562 Ah, I knew it. 52 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,774 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 53 00:01:47,815 --> 00:01:52,153 [ Electricity crackling ] 54 00:01:52,236 --> 00:01:53,613 Unh! 55 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,281 Push, sweetie, you can do this. [ Screams ] 56 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,533 He's so supportive. 57 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,285 How did we get <i>this </i>version of you? 58 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,788 He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 59 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:04,040 He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine. 60 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,958 Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 61 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,710 when we shuffled our brains last season. 62 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,629 BirdPerson remembers you as hot. 63 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,631 I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 64 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,549 by invading all this family nostalgia. 65 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,802 Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 66 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:16,969 Cancer?! 67 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,805 He is a clever little bastard, though. 68 00:02:18,846 --> 00:02:21,265 Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 69 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,350 Anyways... [ Beeping ] 70 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,394 The miracle of life, man. 71 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,686 You guys are gonna crush this. 72 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:28,356 Ohh, shit! Ohh! 73 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:29,774 Even if I'm not around to help! 74 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,818 Jerry, take the wheel! Aah! 75 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:34,779 I love spending time with you guys! 76 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:39,492 Aaaaaaah! 77 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,160 [ Coughs ] 78 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,621 [ Groaning ] 79 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,374 Rick: Relax, little guy. Chill out. 80 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,000 <i>You piece of shit.</i> <i>You marooned me!</i> 81 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,545 You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 82 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,004 He likes me now. It's awful. 83 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,133 <i>Fuck you, man!</i> <i>You have a beautiful family!</i> 84 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:56,717 Seriously. Calm down. 85 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,678 I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb, 86 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:01,472 high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 87 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,516 Enjoy eternity. <i>This place sucks!</i> 88 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:04,892 <i>Put me back.</i> 89 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:08,604 So you didn't invent PB and J. 90 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,440 He's just a memory, Jerry. 91 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,650 Ohhhh. 92 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,444 Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 93 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,362 What? What got reset? 94 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,364 Pretty amazing that you can just suck 95 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,241 out an intrusive memory like that. 96 00:03:20,324 --> 00:03:22,577 I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 97 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,078 especially Peter Casey. 98 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:27,540 That guy was way too into lizards. 99 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,962 Fuck you, old man! What? 100 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:35,214 Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?! 101 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,467 You ain't got the juice! 102 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,074 103 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,065 [ Whirs ] 104 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,984 [ Grunts ] 105 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:57,820 [ Sighs ] 106 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,491 He does seem kind of lonely. 107 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,909 Dad fucks all the time. 108 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:04,368 He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 109 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,953 Less talking about Dad fucking. 110 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,079 Sorry. 111 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,378 [ Clattering ] 112 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,506 [ Sizzling ] 113 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,435 [ Whirring ] 114 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,770 Uhh! 115 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,568 [ Elevator bell dings ] 116 00:04:43,991 --> 00:04:46,953 [ Lightning crashing, thunder rumbling ] 117 00:04:46,994 --> 00:04:49,121 [ Alarm blares ] 118 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,249 [ Door beeps ] 119 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:54,460 ♪♪ 120 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,503 [ Gunshots ] 121 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,631 [ Breathes deeply ] 122 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,341 [ Gunshots ] 123 00:05:00,424 --> 00:05:05,638 ♪♪ 124 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:11,102 ♪♪ 125 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:12,478 [ Sighs ] 126 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,689 [ Beeps ] 127 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:17,650 <i>Confirm transfer?</i> 128 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,151 [ Alarm buzzes ] 129 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,291 [ Groaning ] 130 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,670 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 131 00:05:37,753 --> 00:05:39,672 You did this to be more emotionally open. 132 00:05:39,755 --> 00:05:41,382 Don't @ me." 133 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:45,177 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch... 134 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:50,141 [ Yawns ] Dad? 135 00:05:55,479 --> 00:05:56,689 [ Sproing! ] 136 00:05:56,772 --> 00:06:00,318 Oh, shit! 137 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,653 [ Electricity crackling ] 138 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,531 What are you doing? 139 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:08,367 Aah! 140 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,162 Jerry: Honey, kids, breakfast! 141 00:06:12,496 --> 00:06:13,873 Oh, there you are. 142 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:15,541 Where else would I be? 143 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,585 [ Doorbell rings ] 144 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,086 Hey, B.A. 145 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,922 You need a coffee? I could do with a tea. 146 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:22,840 Hi, Beth. 147 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,050 - Hi. - Hey. 148 00:06:24,091 --> 00:06:25,635 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 149 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,886 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 150 00:06:26,969 --> 00:06:28,638 Yeah, she is. Hi, BugAnne. 151 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,889 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 152 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:31,766 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 153 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:33,601 but then his pitch was just going to the thing 154 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:35,144 I invited him to. 155 00:06:35,227 --> 00:06:36,771 Not exactly typical dad behavior. 156 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,314 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 157 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,899 I took the memory of your mom out of my head. 158 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:41,359 Now I'm more emotionally open. 159 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,903 What?! You took Mom out of your brain? 160 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:47,073 You took Mom out of your brain? Don't be weird. 161 00:06:47,114 --> 00:06:48,908 It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 162 00:06:48,949 --> 00:06:50,785 I'm trying something new. It's working. 163 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:51,952 Hop off the sack. 164 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,746 I think it's nice... I think. 165 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,414 Summer: Grandpa, when did you start saying 166 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,249 "hop off the sack"? 167 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,918 [ Grunts ] 168 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,839 Dad? Oh. Hey, kiddo. 169 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,091 Where are you going? 170 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:06,759 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit. 171 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,135 Don't wait up. 172 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,264 Why -- Why are you leaving? 173 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,433 Work stuff. 174 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,394 [ Engine starts, revs ] 175 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:17,395 Aah! 176 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,105 Beth! My daughter! 177 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:20,773 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 178 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,692 I'm back now. 179 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,944 Your hair. It's -- Way cooler, right? 180 00:07:24,985 --> 00:07:27,113 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 181 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:29,198 Yay! Then we'll save your mother 182 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:32,076 from a secret underground memory prison. 183 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,285 Y-Yay? 184 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,705 [ Crowd yelling ] 185 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,790 [ Crowd cheering ] 186 00:07:37,873 --> 00:07:39,041 [ Both laughing ] 187 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,710 Rick. Thank God that's over. 188 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,503 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 189 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:44,880 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 190 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,591 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi. 191 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,427 Huge bitch. 192 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:51,721 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 193 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,013 I guess he was probably staring 194 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,640 for a long time before that, huh? 195 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,268 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 196 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,603 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 197 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,522 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 198 00:08:01,605 --> 00:08:03,983 Mom, Dad, this is Rick. 199 00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:06,861 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 200 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,654 Ah ha. The monkeyman. 201 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,948 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 202 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,742 Such a violent culture. 203 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,994 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 204 00:08:15,035 --> 00:08:16,871 I have. Though BugAnne and I 205 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,664 have only been hooking up for a few months. 206 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:19,874 Both: What?! 207 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,417 Why did you say that?! 208 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,586 I was opening up! 209 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,337 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 210 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,506 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 211 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,008 You're a genius, 212 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,760 and you looked up nothing about my culture?! 213 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,428 I took my wife out of my head! 214 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:33,846 I'm going through a lot! 215 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:36,599 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 216 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,559 or accepts defeat. 217 00:08:38,642 --> 00:08:40,269 If you yield, 218 00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,438 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 219 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:46,817 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 220 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,152 [ Gong sounds ] 221 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,069 Begin! 222 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,529 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 223 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,032 Aah! Fight me, slut! 224 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:57,745 Aaah! 225 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,038 Your mom will be 226 00:08:59,079 --> 00:09:00,706 in some kind of protected area. 227 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:02,208 We'll need special access. 228 00:09:02,249 --> 00:09:04,335 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 229 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:05,628 She should have an access card we can use to -- 230 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:06,921 [ Safe opens ] 231 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,340 That was faster. Nice. Again. 232 00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:11,342 [ Horn honks ] Diane: Honey, come on! 233 00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:12,885 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 234 00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:14,512 Quick, before you go. 235 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,388 Both: Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 236 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,682 I'm the only one who can save her. 237 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,268 This is how we stay a family. 238 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:22,937 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up 239 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,396 is crafty and paranoid. 240 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,648 He's a real bastard. 241 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,233 Beth: But our family will trust me? 242 00:09:27,274 --> 00:09:28,859 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 243 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,569 I won't act weird. 244 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,238 [ Grunting ] 245 00:09:32,279 --> 00:09:34,406 You know, I'm worried about future mom. 246 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,034 But I love spending this father-daughter time together. 247 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,661 You've always been there for me. 248 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,871 And I always will be, sweetie. 249 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,499 Now, one more time... 250 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:46,377 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 251 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:49,088 I'm the only one who can save her. 252 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:52,967 This is how we stay a family. 253 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,177 This is how we stay a family. 254 00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,807 [ Door opens ] 255 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,851 Oh, hey. What's up? 256 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,686 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad 257 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,229 dating someone, right? 258 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,106 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 259 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,024 I don't dislike any of it. 260 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,151 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 261 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:13,070 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 262 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,738 Ohh. Sorry, sweetie. 263 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,615 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about? 264 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,741 Your grandpa. 265 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,285 Oh, speaking of, 266 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:20,995 are there specific parts of the subbasement 267 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,454 to keep important stuff? 268 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,123 Why? Yeah. 269 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:25,541 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 270 00:10:25,624 --> 00:10:28,335 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 271 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,588 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 272 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,172 Uh, yeah. 273 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,632 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff 274 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,259 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 275 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,636 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 276 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,430 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 277 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,514 Yeah Sure. 278 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,765 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing 279 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,309 "Cannonball Run," 280 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:44,768 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 281 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:54,361 ♪♪ 282 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,322 ♪♪ 283 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,698 [ Gasps ] 284 00:10:57,781 --> 00:11:00,409 [ Gunshots ] 285 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:08,375 [ Rumbling ] 286 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,007 [ Hisses ] 287 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:25,809 ♪♪ 288 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:31,607 ♪♪ 289 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,402 [ Moaning ] 290 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,613 [ Laughs ] 291 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,365 [ Both moaning ] 292 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:44,870 ♪♪ 293 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,748 I...remember you. 294 00:11:47,831 --> 00:11:49,792 I remember you. 295 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,043 Let's go. 296 00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:52,461 Hell yeah. 297 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:54,380 I like your new car. 298 00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:55,839 Aah! 299 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,092 [ Door opens ] 300 00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,760 What are you doing down here? 301 00:11:59,843 --> 00:12:01,720 Nothing. I knew it didn't take this long 302 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,430 to go to the bathroom. 303 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,890 And what did you mean when you said, 304 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,975 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? 305 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,518 Weird sentence. 306 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:08,978 Just something Dad said in our teens. 307 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,562 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 308 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,482 We're the same person with the same memories. 309 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,109 Does this have something to do 310 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,735 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 311 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,779 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 312 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,739 We can go check on him. Okay. 313 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,075 [ Thunk! ] 314 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:25,619 Is your skull metal? 315 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,287 It is. 316 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,998 Oh, cool. 317 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,166 Yah! Hyah! 318 00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:38,507 Just stop fighting me! 319 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,592 I can't! 320 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:45,055 This is how we stay a family! 321 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,433 [ Panting ] 322 00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:50,936 [ Sighs ] 323 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,898 Um, Space...Beth? 324 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,484 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 325 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,322 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 326 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,615 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 327 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,451 and we're in her head right now. 328 00:13:05,492 --> 00:13:07,453 We're together in her head right now. 329 00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:09,163 But there's a special ant-farm brain 330 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,998 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 331 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,208 [ Beeping ] Uh, what's wrong? 332 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,294 We should have been shunted over by now. 333 00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,755 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 334 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,006 I'm gonna go see what's up. 335 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,632 Don't touch anything! 336 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,808 [ Hanna Beth grunting ] 337 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,646 [ Gasps ] 338 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,860 Who are you? Um... 339 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:41,987 Oh, God. I'm your mom... 340 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:42,988 somehow. 341 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,448 You can't be my mom. 342 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,366 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 343 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,785 I was. 344 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,536 It's something to do with memories or something. 345 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,747 You're too young. I'm a memory just like you. 346 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,999 And I think we're in real you's head. 347 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,501 I'm a memory? 348 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,169 I'm not real? 349 00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:58,837 It's all new to me, too. 350 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,005 I know. We came here in that pod. 351 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,340 What?! 352 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,217 Hey! 353 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,676 Ugh! Diane. Rick! 354 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,178 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 355 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,638 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 356 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,306 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 357 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,183 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 358 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,601 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but -- 359 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,019 Fuck. Fuck! 360 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,687 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 361 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,356 What? It does?! 362 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,358 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 363 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,360 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 364 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,278 Shit! This -- This -- This is bad. 365 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,489 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 366 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,199 to brainwash her into rescuing <i>you.</i> 367 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,202 Brainwash her? To rescue <i>you!</i> 368 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,870 Aw, our first fight. 369 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,288 [ Crowd cheering ] 370 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,544 This is what happens when you listen to people. 371 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:40,546 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 372 00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:42,256 you're not allowed to kill. 373 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,049 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 374 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,717 You didn't have to come! 375 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,803 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife 376 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,388 out of your head! 377 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,722 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 378 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:51,890 [ Jak-Pu yells ] 379 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,811 Read the fucking room, dude. 380 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,521 I am! 381 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,648 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 382 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:02,151 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement. 383 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,278 Guess I'll just go undo it then. 384 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,863 BugAnne: Rick! 385 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,867 Whoa! 386 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,076 Shit! 387 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,246 [ Tool whirs ] 388 00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:16,165 Please work, please work, please work. 389 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,500 Ow! Thank God! 390 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,377 Dad? Easy, slugger. 391 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,421 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 392 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,922 Why are you down here? 393 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,591 Where's Beth? 394 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,134 And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 395 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,012 And where's Memory Rick? 396 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,930 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 397 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,765 Jesus. 398 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,642 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough. 399 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,978 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 400 00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,646 We gotta find her. 401 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,981 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 402 00:15:41,064 --> 00:15:42,274 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 403 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,484 Would I be here if it went well? 404 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,321 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom. 405 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,947 This is how we stay a family. 406 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,450 This is how we stay a family! 407 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,993 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 408 00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:55,037 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 409 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,372 we can get to talking with her in real time. Our family's not 410 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,624 very normal, is it? 411 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,542 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend 412 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,793 some time with them in our son-in-law's head. 413 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,462 And that didn't mess anything up? 414 00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:05,714 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 415 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:09,218 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 416 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,012 [ Clicking ] 417 00:16:12,095 --> 00:16:13,055 Dad? 418 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,348 Me? 419 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,767 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 420 00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,228 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 421 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,356 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 422 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,399 And so are you. 423 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,152 We've got to be close. 424 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,072 There! 425 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,615 [ Tires screech ] 426 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,287 Damn. Good arm. 427 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,460 Almost there. Whoa! 428 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,922 There you are, sweetie. 429 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,966 Hey, Dad. 430 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,593 What's going on? 431 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,972 She's waking up more of her. [ Grunts ] 432 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:56,473 What are you Beths doing?! 433 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,517 You'll scramble your own brain! 434 00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:02,020 I wonder where I got... the idea! 435 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,313 Sorry, memory daughter. 436 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,690 Oh, you think you can run? 437 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:07,526 That you know my own mind better than me? 438 00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:11,530 [ Panting ] Mom, Dad, I, uh... 439 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,198 I think I just killed Space Beth. 440 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,033 Get back here! Just drive, sweetie. 441 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,952 We're so proud of you, hon. 442 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:25,585 ♪♪ 443 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,088 Now what?! I don't know! 444 00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:29,715 This is as far as I planned. 445 00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,133 I've never actually had to be a parent. 446 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,385 Should we go back? Rick hates me. 447 00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,469 And he pulled you out of his head. 448 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,595 He'll just kill us. 449 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,930 Well, if there's no way out, 450 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,390 should we just Thelma and Louise this? 451 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,599 Both: Wait. What? 452 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,184 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 453 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,270 Honey, we'll be fine! I can't live without you. 454 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,479 Honey, please. 455 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,024 This is how we stay a family! 456 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,734 Beth, no! Wait! 457 00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:51,028 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already... 458 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:55,824 Aah! 459 00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:03,206 [ Clunk! ] Beth, let us help you. 460 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,208 I won't let you take them from me. 461 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,003 They're not your real family! 462 00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:12,090 Listen to me. 463 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,426 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you. 464 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:21,433 ♪♪ 465 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,435 Oh! My head. 466 00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:26,271 Oh, this -- this is how... 467 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,231 Ow. ...we stay... 468 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,816 [ Groans ] 469 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,945 Beth? 470 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,364 I just want it to end. 471 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,032 Whoa, whoa! I just want it to end. 472 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,283 Whoa! Hey! 473 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,786 You see what you did?! 474 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:44,122 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 475 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:47,125 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 476 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,335 Rick! Diane! 477 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,586 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 478 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,172 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 479 00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:54,466 I hear -- I hear so many voices. 480 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,801 I remember loving my dad 481 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,677 and then hating my dad. 482 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,639 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 483 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,307 I wasn't there for you, 484 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,142 and someone took advantage of that. 485 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,560 But I'm here now. 486 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,312 Your real dad is here, Beth. 487 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,356 And he's more emotionally open. 488 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,692 [ Sobbing ] 489 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,656 He seems nice. 490 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,658 Why didn't we get <i>that </i>version of Dad? 491 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,369 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 492 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,329 He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 493 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,832 [ Electricity powers down ] 494 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,919 I wish I could have known her -- Mom. 495 00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,921 You did. She raised you. 496 00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:36,049 I know, but...I don't really remember. 497 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,217 No one does. 498 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,010 Even I only had a scrap of her. 499 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,471 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 500 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,681 I think. 501 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,683 Memories aren't real, Beth. 502 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:46,685 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 503 00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:49,438 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out, 504 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,023 she helped hijack my daughter. 505 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,525 Your real mom... 506 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,945 loved you more than that. 507 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:59,281 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 508 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,993 [ Gasps ] 509 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:06,037 So...it's over? 510 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,706 H-How you doing, sweetie? 511 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,667 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 512 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,668 I'm fine, Jer. 513 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,003 Pretty impressive 514 00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:14,004 reset job. 515 00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:15,505 What happened to Memory Rick? 516 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,299 Oh, uh... 517 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,177 he's gone. 518 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:23,180 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 519 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,389 He gaslit your mom! 520 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,057 Yeah, because he loved grandma. 521 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,602 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 522 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,395 He's a weird thought creature. 523 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,396 He was never alive! 524 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,065 Whatever! I'm gonna -- 525 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,151 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 526 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,695 That's still going on? [ Door slams ] 527 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,624 <i>Uh, thanks</i> <i>for not killing us.</i> 528 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:51,917 Listen up, you little activist. 529 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,710 This is as good as you're gonna get. 530 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,712 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 531 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,756 You get within 100 light-years of my family 532 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,091 or try to build yourself a brain creature 533 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,551 mech suit or whatever, 534 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,512 your whole container thing explodes. 535 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,222 <i>You got it, chief.</i> 536 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,932 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 537 00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:08,517 where you're young forever and presumably 538 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,102 always fucking drives me insane. 539 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,688 So I'm gonna mindblow myself and forget this ever happened. 540 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,398 You're on your own. 541 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,776 <i>Thank you for keeping</i> <i>me alive this long, Rick.</i> 542 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:18,777 Yeah. 543 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,487 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 544 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:28,453 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪ 545 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:31,206 ♪ Down ♪ 546 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:39,005 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪ 547 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,674 [ Sighs ] 548 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,888 ♪ Don't look back ♪ 549 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,558 ♪ Nothin' left to see ♪ 550 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,520 ♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 551 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,648 ♪ If I let it go ♪ 552 00:21:56,731 --> 00:22:02,237 ♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 553 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,740 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 554 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,868 ♪ Just like that ♪ 555 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:14,749 ♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 556 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,919 ♪ I can feel you, though ♪ 557 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:23,133 ♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪ 558 00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:26,386 <i>Ooooo-weeee!</i> <i>Season eight. Huh?</i> 559 00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:29,806 <i>I liked when Jerry was</i> <i>the Easter Bunny.</i> 560 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,516 <i>That was fun.</i> <i>Oh, and that...</i> 561 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:34,352 Who is he... Who's he talking to? 562 00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,687 I could never tell. 563 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:37,897 But that data is irrefutable. 564 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,941 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 565 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,360 unlike any found in our whole reality. 566 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,613 And you believe this traveler came here 567 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,406 to replace your husband? 568 00:22:46,489 --> 00:22:49,993 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 569 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,995 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 570 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,039 You've been very brave, Amy. 571 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,666 What would you have us do with him? 572 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,921 Man: Did you get any of that? 572 00:23:02,305 --> 00:24:02,560 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm