"Rick and Morty" Cryo Mort a Rickver

1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:05,672 Podcast host: <i>You're about to learn the tragic fate</i> 2 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,382 <i>of the Oak Point High lacrosse team.</i> 3 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:09,801 <i>But this podcast won't cash in on their specific</i> 4 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:12,303 <i>and particularly gruesome group decapitation</i> . 5 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:14,180 - [ Switch clicks ] - Too bad. Someone else will. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,265 It's a big market, man. 7 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,599 Morty, don't just respond. 8 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,143 Find a podcast without scruples. 9 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,811 Woman: <i>CryoShip detected.</i> 10 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,604 Ooh, power's still online? [ Burps ] 11 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,773 Whattaya think, Morty? Bunch of sleeping beauties? 12 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,233 Wanna go tap on some glass? 13 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,568 Uh, that could be fun. 14 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:28,069 W-We haven't done one of those in a while. 15 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,946 Podcast host #2: <i>Welcome to "Bloodbath"!</i> 16 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,531 <i>The podcast that's</i> only <i>grisly details!</i> 17 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,867 [ Burps ] Now we're talking! 18 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:39,706 {\an8}♪ 19 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,333 Holy shit. Look at this place. 20 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,919 Damn, Morty, ain't just your run-of-the-mill ark ship. 21 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,588 This thing is gold-plated. 22 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,465 Wow, w-where do you think they're going? 23 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:51,384 Ha ha. Looks like these guys flung themselves into space 24 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,761 after wrecking their home world. 25 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,637 This'll be like taking candy from a baby, 26 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,972 if that baby was in a coma. 27 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:57,974 Oh. We're-- We're robbing them? 28 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,810 Morty [burps] what did I just say about scruples? 29 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,271 {\an8}Whoa, mama. You see this, Morty? 30 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,856 {\an8}T-T-This thing is fancy. 31 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,358 Computer said it's got super-rare hypercoal inside. 32 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:10,153 Ha ha ha! The planet they left must be a husk, Morty. 33 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,780 Woman: <i>Access denied.</i> 34 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:12,989 Huh. 35 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,991 Alright, on second thought, 36 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,618 let's just blow a hole in the ship and drag the vault home. 37 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,119 - What?! - Help me with these charges. 38 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,829 This'll be quick. They got fast countdowns. 39 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,790 Rick, I-I'm fine with taking candy from a baby, 40 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:24,292 but I-I draw the line at blowing up the stroller! 41 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,877 What the hell, Morty?! 42 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,337 We're not literally robbing babies. 43 00:01:27,338 --> 00:01:28,713 Aah! 44 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,006 God damn it, Morty! Look what you did! 45 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,091 They're counting down even faster. 46 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,343 [ Explosion ] 47 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,011 <i>Fire detected.</i> 48 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,930 <i>Emergency Cryo-wake commencing in 30 seconds.</i> 49 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,681 You little shit! You woke 'em up! 50 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,225 - Good! Let's get outta here! - Fuck you. 51 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:43,311 I'm not leaving without that hypercoal! 52 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,480 Now go find that other pod with a dead guy in it. 53 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:46,564 - Hey! - Sub-Bay 18. 54 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:47,941 What dead guy?! 55 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,567 Just get in the pod with the bones! 56 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,486 Or don't, and get thrown out an airlock. 57 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,154 - <i>Cryo-wake in 10 seconds.</i> - You did this to yourself, Morty. 58 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,365 Everything that happens after this is your fault. 59 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,116 [ Muffled ] You're gonna wish you were one of those Oak Point kids 60 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,535 - after I get through with you. - I'm going, I'm going! 61 00:01:58,536 --> 00:01:59,869 Don't you run away from me! 62 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,037 I've got more to yell at you, Morty! 63 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,163 Morty! 64 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:33,903 {\an8}♪ 65 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,239 {\an8}- <i>Cryo-wake in three, two...</i> - Shit, shit, shit. 66 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,659 {\an8}Whoa! Uh! Uh! Aah! Oh! Ah! 67 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,744 {\an8}[ System powering up ] 68 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,956 {\an8}♪ 69 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,082 {\an8}Oh, boy. 70 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,418 {\an8}Talk about cryo-crick in the neck. 71 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,461 {\an8}Hope my schwanz still works. 72 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,213 {\an8}[ Children laughing ] 73 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,715 {\an8}What's a schwanz? 74 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,174 {\an8}- Jimmy?! - Oh, my God! 75 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,426 Jimmy? Is that you?! 76 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,510 Umm, no? 77 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,720 It's our boy, honey-- 78 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:00,263 He's got the family bald spot. 79 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,848 Doctor! Doctor, please! 80 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,266 Ah, Karen. How can I-- 81 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,809 Oh, my God! 82 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,728 The pod. There must have been some kind of... 83 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:07,854 malfunction. 84 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,606 {\an8}Son? Are you in there? 85 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,982 {\an8}What do you remember? 86 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:14,110 {\an8}Um, last thing I remember was being...13. 87 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,778 {\an8}- Doug and Karen: 11. - 11. 88 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,572 {\an8}It must be the pituitary governor on his pod. 89 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,073 {\an8}While we were in stasis, 90 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,617 {\an8}Jimmy kept growing at an accelerated rate. 91 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:21,951 {\an8}Will he be okay? 92 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,495 {\an8}Short answer-- no. Long answer-- nope. 93 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,122 {\an8}Doctor! 94 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,124 {\an8}I went to school for <i>medicine,</i> not <i>manners.</i> 95 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:31,544 {\an8}Look at him-- gray skin, necrotic breath, jaundiced eyes. 96 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,837 {\an8}I give him a week, tops. 97 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,048 {\an8}[ Crying ] Our poor child! 98 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,468 {\an8}We're gonna use whatever time we have left to make things right. 99 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:39,844 {\an8}Should I get him some clothes? 100 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,596 {\an8}[ Whispering ] His penis is big now. 101 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:42,973 {\an8}[ Man coughing ] 102 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,310 {\an8}Ugh. Wish that pod had a snooze button. 103 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,312 {\an8}Alright, Makeys, let's get to work! 104 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:52,231 {\an8}Um, aren't-- aren't we all, like, super rich? 105 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,691 {\an8}[ Laughter ] 106 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,319 {\an8}Only thing "rich" down here is that joke. 107 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,821 {\an8}"Chachaco"... you're on toilet duty. 108 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,783 {\an8}Ooohhkay, I'm not supposed to be here. 109 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,493 {\an8}M-M-My grandpa's a scientist. 110 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:05,453 {\an8}- I-I just jumped in this pod because-- - What? 111 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,039 {\an8}MedBay! Got another compliance chip on the fritz. 112 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,376 {\an8}Why do <i>I</i> have to mop?! I should be driving the ship! 113 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,711 {\an8}[ Screaming ] 114 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,047 {\an8}Ohhhh! Ha ha. J-Jokin' again! 115 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,466 {\an8}I-I'm definitely the thing you guys are. 116 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,218 {\an8}Uh, ready to clean! 117 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,345 {\an8}[ Beeping ] 118 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,555 {\an8}Doug: Jimmy! There you are! 119 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:25,848 {\an8}We've been looking for you. 120 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,392 {\an8}Are you trying to open the vault? 121 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,978 {\an8}I thought maybe you were stuck in there. 122 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,688 {\an8}I'm just a kid and, uh, dumb. 123 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,022 That's alright, sweetie. 124 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,483 Money affords us the ability to be dumb. 125 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,110 Son, it's important to us 126 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:40,029 that you're recognized as a man in the eyes of God... 127 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,699 before you die, which feels soon. 128 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,033 So, tomorrow night, 129 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,995 we're holding your Constellatio Celebratio! 130 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,871 Pretty sure God already made me a man. 131 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,456 Like, very rapidly. 132 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,834 But he didn't make you a <i>citizen.</i> 133 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,043 <i>This</i> will. 134 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,087 And once you join our society, 135 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,214 you'll get access to our knowledge, 136 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,383 - our history... - Our hypercoal? 137 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,801 Well, sure. 138 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,845 You'd get a key to the vault like every citizen. 139 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:06,014 You see, son, we're very, very rich. 140 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,974 Wow. Okay, yeah. Let's, uh-- 141 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,893 Let's Constellatio this up. I-I'm in! 142 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:13,062 - Ahh, that's the spirit! - Come on, son. 143 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,814 Let's get you a big lollipop 144 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,607 and dress you like a little sailor. 145 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,235 Ugh! How much shit is there? 146 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,404 They've only been awake for five hours. 147 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,322 - [ Whistle blows ] - Grub time, Chachaco! 148 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,199 Hurry. We only got eight minutes. 149 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,326 Great. 150 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,412 Man, cryo-sleep, huh? 151 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,539 Guess I forgot how bad the food was. 152 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,708 Yeah, wish I could forget. 153 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:34,917 Tastes like lumpy piss. 154 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:35,918 - [ Electricity crackling ] - Aah! 155 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,253 Which I love! 156 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,088 Love piss. Look at me eat it up. 157 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,716 This gruel, it's got energy, lumps, 158 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,301 all the things a Makey needs. 159 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,095 Um, why do we call ourselves that again? 160 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,598 Wow, cryo really took it outta you, huh? 161 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,141 They gave us that term. 162 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,894 'Cause we "make" it all possible. 163 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,645 - [ Laughter ] - I-If we're Makeys, 164 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,898 may-- may-- maybe that makes them "Takeys." 165 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:58,191 Ha ha. 166 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,776 Did you not just get complio-shocked? 167 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,069 Oh... yeah. 168 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:03,571 Y-Y-You learn to take the pain. Heh. 169 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,739 - Whoa! - Bad-ass! 170 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,283 Chachaco's hard-core. 171 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,160 Mm. 172 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,162 Rick?! W-Where the hell have you been? 173 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,956 Morty! Great news. It's all going as planned. 174 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,958 - We didn't have a plan! - We do now. 175 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,419 These people, Morty, they're golden retrievers. 176 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,297 No natural predators, totally softened by generational wealth. 177 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,132 Tomorrow they're throwing me some kind 178 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,134 of "becoming a man" thing and just giving me the hypercoal. 179 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,178 Who cares?! Get me outta here! 180 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,222 I-I'm literally scooping shit by hand! 181 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,973 Good. You made your bed, lay in it. 182 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,892 - Gimme the car keys! - No! We're not leaving! 183 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,102 Yes, we <i>are,</i> you greedy shit! 184 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:35,978 Damn! Chachaco's giving 185 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,605 that old rich kid a piece of his mind! 186 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:38,773 Aah! Oh! 187 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,191 Give them to me, you Takey scum! 188 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,901 Hey! Leave our son alone! 189 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,861 {\an8}- Your son sucks! - Ugh! 190 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:44,987 {\an8}Chachaco, are you crazy?! 191 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,739 Get back here! 192 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,574 We'll be speaking to your manager! 193 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,494 No, no. It's fine. Just jealous poor people. 194 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,037 Ungrateful monsters! 195 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,580 Impatient, too! 196 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,748 [ Panting ] 197 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,625 Holy shit. Are you crazy? 198 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:58,960 We're all gonna get it now! 199 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,670 What the hell got into you, Chachaco?! 200 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,380 He's an asshole. 201 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,506 Okay, seriously. 202 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,049 How are you not getting zapped? 203 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,635 - Ow! Hey! - Something's up with his chip. 204 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:08,845 He don't got one! 205 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:09,971 - Oh! - No chip?! 206 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,472 Um, I-I took it out. 207 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,099 They said taking the chips out would kill us. 208 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,059 Chachaco is living proof it won't. 209 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,686 Wait! Wait! Stop! 210 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,687 [ Thud ] 211 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,648 Chachaco killed Tibs! 212 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,941 Should we tell someone? 213 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,359 Listen, I'm not who you-- 214 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,652 [ Makeys gasp ] 215 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,112 [ Makeys cheering ] 216 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,906 Chachaco, you're an idiot. 217 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,659 And a goddamn hero! 218 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,035 Um, thanks... 219 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,204 Tell the Makeys to gather. 220 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,665 It's time to show the Takeys who really runs this ship. 221 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,501 And after you finish sipping from the final chalice, 222 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,588 the sacred light will shine down upon you. 223 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:46,841 You've grown so much. We are so proud of you. 224 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:49,510 Jimmy, I used to dread giving this you. 225 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:52,388 It's the most precious thing in our family 226 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,515 and frankly you were a brat. 227 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,893 But there's nothing like a fluke cryopod accident 228 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,395 to show you what really matters. 229 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:02,023 It's your father's Constellatio suit, 230 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:05,276 from his father, and his father before him. 231 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,528 Oh, that's not necessary. 232 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,113 I'm-- I'm still a brat. 233 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:12,867 [ Crying ] I'm just glad we're getting to do this. 234 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,744 We love you, son. 235 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,037 We love you. 236 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:19,248 Ha ha. Yeah. L-L-Love you guys, too. 237 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,084 You've never said that before. Honey, he loves us! 238 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,712 I'm so glad you said it before you die of old age! 239 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,297 [ Crying ] My boy! 240 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:30,092 [ Crying ] Oh, Jimmy! 241 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,511 [ Sighs ] 242 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,265 Fresh planet, fresh start. 243 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,059 Fresh planet, fresh start. 244 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:39,852 - We have a slogan now? - Catchy, huh? 245 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,646 Tibs is looking for ya. Great cover, by the way-- 246 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:44,233 acting like nothin's happening. 247 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:47,902 General Chachaco! 248 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,278 General? 249 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,947 Together: Fresh planet, fresh start! 250 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:53,950 You taught us the only way to beat those rich bastards 251 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,952 is to actually <i>beat</i> them. 252 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,120 Check out this. It's a Bang-Bang. 253 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,623 To bang people's heads in. My invention. 254 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,417 Yeeeeah. Maybe we put a pin in the Bang-Bang 255 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,795 and peacefully ask for some change-change? 256 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,297 What am I saying? They put chips in your heads. 257 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,508 Phew. For a second, you sounded like Spoogler. 258 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,301 Ha ha. Yeah, w-where is Spoogler? 259 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,011 - [ Chuckles ] - Oh, my God! 260 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,348 Spoogler's out there waiting to hear both sides of the issue. 261 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,725 Meanwhile, we're gonna take out the Takeys. 262 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,519 Ah, geez, I-I-I don't know. 263 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,646 We-- We got that old kid's party tomorrow. 264 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,399 That's brilliant, General! Attack during the party. 265 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,359 Not-- Not quite what I was pitching. 266 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,862 {\an8}Those Takeys are gonna regret the day they messed with you! 267 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,948 {\an8}We-- We got a hand thing now? 268 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,491 {\an8}For the resistance. 269 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,494 {\an8}T-This feels too long for a secret handshake. 270 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:39,829 {\an8}- [ Thud ] - Aah! 271 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,498 - Together: Constellatio! - [ Camera shutter clicks ] 272 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,250 The crew is so proud of you, Jimmy. 273 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,668 You've really taken 274 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,670 your grossly shortened life-span in stride. 275 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,381 I couldn't think of two better parents to die before. 276 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,674 Aww, get over here, ya goofball! 277 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,176 Hey, my hair! I just put gel in! 278 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,137 [ Indistinct conversations ] 279 00:09:56,138 --> 00:10:02,893 {\an8}♪ 280 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,353 Ah, geez. 281 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,063 Father, we gotta delay the ceremony. 282 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,940 Something bad is going to happen. 283 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,442 I sure hope so. 284 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,194 Great idea to stick pins in the Bang-Bangs. 285 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,696 [ Feedback whining ] 286 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,197 People of Plociff, 287 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,867 tonight young James Jamerson ascends to manhood. 288 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:21,370 - Hell yeah! Gonna be a man! - [ Cheers and applause ] 289 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,788 Rick, we really gotta go now. 290 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,790 - Aah! - Don't ruin this for these people. 291 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:29,253 Party people! Let's hit those chalices! 292 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,546 We love it, son! 293 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,797 Proud of you! 294 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,507 [ Gulping ] 295 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,177 Alright, Father. Gimme the light. I'll take it from here. 296 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,387 {\an8}How 'bout you take this in your Takey neck?! 297 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,847 - Watch out! - Whoa! 298 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,890 Going off script, padre. 299 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,683 Party's over, Takeys! 300 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,226 Why isn't she complying? 301 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,728 It's not working! 302 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,563 Fresh planet, fresh start! 303 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,066 [ Screaming ] 304 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,442 {\an8}Aah! 305 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,902 - Yah! - Bang-bang! 306 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,738 Wait! You can't attack them! They're helpless. 307 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,532 They don't even know that food comes from somewhere. 308 00:10:58,533 --> 00:10:59,992 {\an8}♪ 309 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,079 We gotta get to someplace safe. L-Like the vault. 310 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,081 - Gimme that! - You got it, boss! 311 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,041 [ Screaming ] 312 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,250 My bad. 313 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,418 Morty. Change of plans. 314 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,670 Take me to the vault! Now! 315 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,340 - Please don't hurt our boy! - Just do what he says. 316 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,800 But if this deranged janitor kidnaps me 317 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,760 and steals everything from this vault, 318 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,346 j-just know you two were great parents. 319 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,432 Really unreasonably trusting. Maybe too trusting. 320 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,184 Honey, what are you talking about? 321 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,728 Open that safe, or you're worm food! 322 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,231 {\an8}♪ 323 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:32,608 <i>Greetings, Doug Jamerson.</i> 324 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,735 <i>Thank you for being rich.</i> 325 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,280 {\an8}<i>♪</i> 326 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,157 [ Grunting ] 327 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,700 Jesus, Morty! 328 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,327 Doug and Karen's only crime is naively benefiting 329 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,162 from systemic inequity. 330 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,289 Just grab the loot, you big baby! 331 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,417 Interesting. 332 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,961 Wait, what?! You-- You gotta be kidding me! 333 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,587 They robbed us! 334 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,464 The rich kid and the janitor 335 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,550 put aside their differences to fuck us over! 336 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,635 Let's follow their example. 337 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,970 Mob justice! 338 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:02,681 - Yeah! - Yeah! 339 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,308 - Hold on a second! - We can explain! 340 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,601 - Where's our money?! - Where's <i>our</i> money?! 341 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,478 We told you-- We don't know. 342 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,856 You manipulated a working class to rise against a ruling class. 343 00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,525 I was right, Chachaco-- You <i>are</i> funny, 344 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,318 but not in the "ha ha" way. 345 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,320 In the bad way, like "is my dog sitting like that 346 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,281 because he's watching TV with us 347 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,408 or is he 'expressing his anal glands'" funny. 348 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,326 Oof. Long walk. 349 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,079 Under the Laws of Space, I sentence you to death. 350 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,331 Wait! Jimmy couldn't have done this! 351 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,292 I opened the safe and it was empty. 352 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,710 Sorry, Doug. 353 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,336 We checked the vault's log, and the last person 354 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,465 to access it was, in fact, Jimmy Jamerson. 355 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:41,760 That's not possible. Jimmy Jamerson is dead. 356 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,762 [ Crowd gasps ] 357 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,556 I don't understand. 358 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,350 Karen, let me make this as gentle as I can-- We're aliens. 359 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,020 Come on, let's go see your dead son's bones. 360 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,146 [ Crowd gasps ] 361 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,647 Bones?! 362 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,609 Oh, shit. Monkey bones. Was Jimmy a monkey? 363 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,861 Lizzy! No! I thought you escaped! 364 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,905 What the hell is going on?! 365 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,031 I'm a zoologist. 366 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,365 Not <i>you!</i> 367 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,784 [ Beeping ] 368 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,744 Karen: Jimmy? 369 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,829 {\an8}And apparently, Guffy Chachaco. 370 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,873 {\an8}They thought I was <i>that</i> guy?! 371 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,333 {\an8}These two hacked the vault 30 minutes 372 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,460 {\an8}after you all started hypersleep. 373 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,504 So Jimmy's still alive? 374 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,464 Fuck him! Where the hell is our money?! 375 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,216 They bought a yacht. It's on Blackjack 9. 376 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,759 They weren't very discreet. 377 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,135 Why would they be? 378 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,221 They thought you'd be asleep for the next 200 years. 379 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,805 Little asshole. 380 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,016 When you woke up, we thought Jimmy'd grown 381 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,518 into a thoughtful, kind man. 382 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,061 - We were so happy. - This guy? 383 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,854 Rick: They were nice, so I was nice back. 384 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,147 Try it sometime, Morty. 385 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,316 Sorry to be the "money" guy, 386 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,318 but our cash is on a casino planet 387 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,779 and we're all just standing here?! 388 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,781 - [ Indistinct shouting ] - Wait! Wait! 389 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,534 All that money did is tear you apart-- from your friends, 390 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,203 your neighbors, even your old home. 391 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,830 But now you can go to a whole new world as equals. 392 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,499 - A place where you can live-- - [ Horns honk ] 393 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,125 Son of a bitch. They're already gone. 394 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,337 Damn it. I was about to tie it all together. 395 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,256 Space race, Morty! Let's go! 396 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:03,259 Gonna pay off med school, baby! 397 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,761 - Aah! - Time of death is now! 398 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:06,845 Hey! 399 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:12,726 {\an8}♪ 400 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,229 T-They're gonna kill each other for that money, Rick! 401 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,605 Why didn't we take your car?! 402 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,274 Constellatio gift from a rich uncle. 403 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,733 Be rude not to take it. 404 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,945 [ Mockingly ] Ha ha! I never believed in God! 405 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,947 I do believe in God! I do believe in God! 406 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,075 {\an8}♪ 407 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,536 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 408 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,580 Chachaco, when I met you, 409 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,164 you were scooping hot steamers out of a pipe. 410 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,125 So I saved you. 411 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,295 Now blow some working-class luck on these dice, amigo. 412 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,379 [ Blows ] 413 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,381 Wa-ho! Jimmy! 414 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,133 All the money goes to the 11-year-old 415 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,801 and his best friend. - Yeah! 416 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,094 Hey, turn up the TV. 417 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,138 {\an8}<i>A massive space race is under way,</i> 418 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,765 {\an8}<i>apparently chasing down a large fortune of stolen money.</i> 419 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,018 {\an8}<i>Glizop is live with the story. Glizop?</i> 420 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,021 {\an8}<i>Tim, I'm here at the scene, where I'm gonna be rich!</i> 421 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,732 I quit! Aah! Snap! 422 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,942 {\an8}<i>Wish he didn't do that. Those mics are expensive.</i> 423 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:05,654 <i>In any case, here's a picture of the suspected thieves.</i> 424 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,490 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - Shit! Oh, man! Oh, God! 425 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,659 [ Both panting ] 426 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,996 Ah, farts! It's my dumb parents! 427 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,750 Punch it, Chachaco! Load up the hypercoal! 428 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,132 Hey! I gotta pay for those! 429 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,217 And soon I <i>can!</i> 430 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,677 [ Engine starts, bell clangs ] 431 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,679 ♪ Lovely pennies, copper pennies ♪ 432 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,389 ♪ Little window-shopper pennies ♪ 433 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,476 ♪ Lincoln-headed pennies, touch them when I'm all alone ♪ 434 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,602 Son of a bitch! 435 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,895 You're a terrible doctor! 436 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,021 Tell that to my money! 437 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,481 I will! 438 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,316 ♪ Eat my pennies, kiss my pennies ♪ 439 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,026 ♪ Give a lil' miss my pennies ♪ 440 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,487 ♪ If you have a penny, then I'll have you for my own ♪ 441 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,322 That money can't bring back Lizzy, 442 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:51,533 but it can buy another monkey that I will also name Lizzy. 443 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,869 ♪ My mouth is full of pennies, pennies ♪ 444 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,206 - ♪ Say it once again ♪ - [ Screams ] 445 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,541 Thank you, New Lizzy. 446 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,543 ♪ Tinkly pennies, sweaty pennies ♪ 447 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,629 ♪ Throw-'em-like-confetti pennies ♪ 448 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,382 - ♪ A hundredth of a dollar is as much as I require ♪ - [ Horn blows ] 449 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,218 [ Laughs ] I'm driving the ship! 450 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,178 I'm finally driving the ship! 451 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:15,641 Uhhhhhh! Riiiiiick! 452 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,394 Okay. Think he found a shortcut? 453 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,978 No, he's just nuts. 454 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,648 {\an8}♪ 455 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,733 [ Radar gun beeps ] 456 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:28,445 My favorite part of the job-- escalating situations. 457 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:33,367 {\an8}♪ 458 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,744 Hey! The race hasn't started yet! 459 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,538 Kinda bummed to leave that race behind. 460 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,164 Thought we'd end up winning it by accident. 461 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,625 Oh! Chicken coop cluster! 462 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,335 It's all coops! Wall-to-wall coops! 463 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,254 [ Screaming ] 464 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,547 [ Coughing ] 465 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,465 Why would you roll the windows down? 466 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,925 I wanted the full experience. 467 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,927 ♪ Pennies, pennies, shiny pennies ♪ 468 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,054 ♪ Have-them-all-for-mine-y pennies ♪ 469 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,681 ♪ Melt me down for pennies in a crackling metal fire ♪ 470 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,808 You have the right to remain poor! 471 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,518 You have the right to shut up! 472 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,979 - Rick, there's too many of 'em! - Smoke 'em if you got 'em! 473 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,648 ♪ Nothing I won't do to get a pocketful of cents ♪ 474 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:05,774 Oh, man! They're on our ass! 475 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:09,194 Man: I'll eat dirt for pennies. 476 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,114 Why is this old dude wearing my Constellatio suit?! 477 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,782 You don't deserve Karen and Doug! 478 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,951 Guffy: Eat a dick! [ Grunts ] 479 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,997 Ow! Blue-collar guys always have an arm. 480 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,625 - [ Pounding on door ] - Oh, I'm gonna be so grounded! 481 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,919 We prepared for this, Jimmy. 482 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,088 Kiss the back of my head. 483 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,548 [ Explosion ] 484 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,049 You little brat! 485 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,260 You can't hit me! I'm a kid! 486 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,262 I can't hit you. You're old. 487 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,974 {\an8}♪ 488 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,643 - [ Gun cocks ] - Back! 489 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,645 I'd hold on to something, Rick. 490 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,105 You wouldn't. 491 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,482 {\an8}♪ 492 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,525 [ Screaming ] 493 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,735 {\an8}♪ 494 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,321 {\an8}- I-I can reach it! - Leave it, Guffy! 495 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,406 {\an8}We'll steal more! 496 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,201 - [ Screams ] - Nooo! 497 00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,287 {\an8}♪ 498 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,331 God damn it! We were right there! 499 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,166 These people will never stop killing each other 500 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,375 for this dumb shit. 501 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:06,794 It's over, Rick. 502 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:10,297 Chachaco, you funny bastard. 503 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,673 All our wealth-- 504 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,008 It's gone. 505 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,721 Ah, screw it. I've come this far. 506 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,556 What's that lunatic doing?! 507 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,433 Taking our money! 508 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,519 [ Indistinct shouting ] 509 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,686 {\an8}♪ 510 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,648 [ Screaming ] 511 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,526 {\an8}♪ 512 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,652 [ Screaming ] 513 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,196 [ Electricity crackling ] 514 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,574 {\an8}♪ 515 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,034 I made it way worse. 516 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,829 - Jimmy! - You're in big trouble, mister! 517 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,039 How could you rob your own parents?! 518 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,041 [ Crying ] 519 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,960 I'm sorry! 520 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,878 I thought it'd be funny if you guys woke up 521 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,797 and thought I turned into a monkey. 522 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,258 - In 200 years?! - You're a piece of shit! 523 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,384 You <i>are</i> a piece of shit. 524 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,927 Stay out of this, fake son! 525 00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,097 Ohh, Jimmy, you're a fuck up. 526 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,766 But we always threw cash at the problem. 527 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,560 Now that we just have these gold bars, 528 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,562 we'll have to throw ourselves. 529 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,942 Dad? I owe money to some baaad people. 530 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,821 I set the navigation to a nearby inhabitable planet. 531 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,407 Also gave <i>everyone</i> a compliance chip. 532 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,701 Y-You can finally get that fresh start. 533 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,161 We'll be fine as long as these poor idiots don't-- 534 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,246 [ Screaming ] 535 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,707 Not so fun, is it, you Takey? Aah! 536 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,418 And if you remove those chips, you will die. 537 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,795 Thanks... uh, Rick, right? 538 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,756 Yeah. Sorry for pretending to be a deformed version 539 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,633 of your dead son and try to rob you. 540 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,926 That's pretty messed up in hindsight. 541 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,511 It's messed up in <i>any</i> sight. 542 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,431 Rick, in only two days, you were a better son 543 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,599 than Jimmy ever was. 544 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,725 [ Muffled ] I can hear you! 545 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,976 Shut up, Jimmy! Aah! 546 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,686 Yeah, shut your fucking mouth! Aah! 547 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,272 Using all our money to pay off your goddamn loan sharks! 548 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,107 You suck, Jimmy! 549 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,442 - Ah, I wish you were never born! - We're putting you up for adoption! 550 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,610 [ Doug and Karen scream ] 551 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,861 You're a loser! Aah! 552 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,280 Welp. The treasure is gone. 553 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,575 And there were massive casualties on both sides. 554 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,952 Still, I think we did good. 555 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,413 Right? 556 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,457 Rick? Y-You okay? 557 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,208 Guess it's true-- 558 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,628 You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. 559 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,046 But I <i>am</i> family. 560 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,631 And you <i>did</i> choose me. 561 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,299 Yeah, it's a stupid quote. 562 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,345 Woman: <i>Cryo-ship detected. Class-- medical.</i> 563 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:24,973 They typically have some pretty good drugs in those. 564 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,975 Okay. But five minutes, tops. 565 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,144 And y-you can't hog all the drugs this time. 566 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,437 Sold! 567 00:20:30,438 --> 00:21:02,220 {\an8}♪ 568 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,015 5 million to call. 569 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,184 New Lizzy, think about this. 570 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,853 That's all our money. We were gonna start a new life. 571 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,730 [ Shrieking ] 572 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,775 Ah, Jesus, you dumb fucking monkey. 573 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,944 Three of a kind to the lizard man. 574 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,571 And a full house for the monkey! 575 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,491 New Lizzy! Holy fuck, I always knew you could do it. 576 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,118 God, I love you! 577 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,661 [ Chattering ] 578 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,957 It's days like these that remind me why I got into this. 579 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,419 Did you get any of that?