"Rick and Morty" Summer of All Fears

1 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:04,044 Crowd: [ Chanting ] CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL! 2 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:05,587 FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL! 3 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:07,423 A huge turnout today at the offices 4 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:10,134 of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith... 5 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,594 <i>as she attempts to make Chargeria history.</i> 6 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:16,056 <i>And this just in: phone chargers are very important,</i> 7 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:19,393 <i>so never, never steal them.</i> 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,103 We're ready to launch the device. 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,855 Do we have eyes on my brother? 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,898 No, ma'am. Then we're not ready. 11 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:28,027 {\an8}♪ 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,611 [ Beeping ] 13 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,113 Come on, Morty. 14 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,157 Wait! Remember! 15 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,617 If you borrow his phone charger... I know. 16 00:00:35,618 --> 00:00:38,120 ...it's really important you give it back! 17 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,373 Even if you think he wasn't using it! 18 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:49,048 {\an8}♪ 19 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,174 [ Gun cocks ] 20 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,051 I'm alone. 21 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,595 I was, too. That's how I like it. 22 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,679 [ Whistles ] 23 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,264 [ Dogs barking ] 24 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:58,474 Ohh! [ Chuckles ] 25 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,225 Come, if you wanna eat. 26 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,395 [ Dogs barking ] 27 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,651 [ Chair slides ] 28 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,446 Saw you on the news. 29 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,531 Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal. 30 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,950 By "normal," you mean the spoon is dirty? 31 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:20,162 CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse. 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,331 Ugh! I didn't put my life's work on hold 33 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,832 to sit here talking to you about chili. 34 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:27,670 He always said the secret ingredient is patience. 35 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,339 Morty, it is time to go! 36 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,965 It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world, 37 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,051 and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen 38 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,427 pouring her bedtime wine! 39 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,929 There's nothing for me back there! 40 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,972 Go without me. That's not how it works, Morty! 41 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:42,726 And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn forty in here! 42 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,686 [ Sighs ] 43 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:45,896 What choice do I have? 44 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,856 We <i>always</i> had choices. 45 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,192 Take some ownership. 46 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,152 [ beeping ] 47 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,863 We're ready. Start the launch. 48 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,157 God have mercy on our souls. 49 00:01:57,158 --> 00:02:02,037 Engineer: <i>Five, four, three. two, one.</i> 50 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,288 Launch. 51 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,707 [ Rumbling ] 52 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:10,045 {\an8}♪ 53 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,421 [ Beeping ] It's charging! 54 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,340 Charging in the air! 55 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,176 Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete! 56 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,803 Woman: No more cords! 57 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:18,929 [ All cheering ] 58 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,557 [ Laughing ] It's working! 59 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,767 A contactless electrical grid! 60 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:26,436 That means no chargers, you old bitch! 61 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:29,314 I win! The matrix is obsolete! 62 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,901 [ Both screaming ] 63 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,111 [ Buzzer sounding ] 64 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,445 [ Both screaming ] What the hell? 65 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,905 Oh, shit. How long was I out? 66 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,783 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick! 67 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:42,452 Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality 68 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,247 to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving it back, 69 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,707 and then he fell asleep and forgot about us 70 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,168 for the matrix equivalent of 17 years! 71 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,586 I'm an emancipated adult! 72 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,754 I demand sovereignty over my mind and future! 73 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:54,798 Don't let him reset us! 74 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,303 This is why I have bedtime wine. [ Slurps ] 75 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,808 {\an8}My-- My hands! A child's hands! 76 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,603 {\an8}You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger?! 77 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,147 {\an8}I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything. 78 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,232 {\an8}Put that mindblower gun down. 79 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:15,611 {\an8}Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long. 80 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,112 {\an8}Long enough to go to law school 81 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,572 {\an8}and revolutionize engineering. 82 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,532 {\an8}Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit. 83 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,035 {\an8}A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering. 84 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,328 {\an8}Don't let him wipe me, Mom! 85 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,954 {\an8}I fell in love, ran a country, 86 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,165 {\an8}visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines. 87 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,958 {\an8}I can't lose those memories! 88 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:32,294 {\an8}Um, I-- I wanna remember it, too. 89 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,087 {\an8}Dad, I think the kids should be allowed 90 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,298 {\an8}to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains. 91 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,633 {\an8}You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults 92 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,635 {\an8}in child bodies? Good luck with that. 93 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,470 {\an8}Yes! I beat you, Rick! 94 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,805 {\an8}You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns! 95 00:03:43,806 --> 00:03:46,141 {\an8}I'm gonna crush it in high school! 96 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,976 {\an8}Give me a holler when this goes south. 97 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:49,686 {\an8}♪ 98 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:52,314 {\an8}Summer: <i>There's literally no limit to what I can achieve.</i> 99 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,608 {\an8}<i>Student-body president. Valedictorian.</i> 100 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,903 {\an8}<i>Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting.</i> 101 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,448 {\an8}<i>Maybe just hold onto 17.</i> 102 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,325 {\an8}- [ Cackling ] - Cold much? 103 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,660 {\an8}You're nipping out. 104 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,453 {\an8}Oh, come on. We don't have to do 105 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,205 {\an8}these teenage-girl stereotypes. 106 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,249 {\an8}Your body violates our code of conduct, missy. 107 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,667 {\an8}Go home and change. {\an8}But-- 108 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,543 {\an8}Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me. 109 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,171 {\an8}Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina. 110 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,339 {\an8}She's nipping even harder! 111 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,132 {\an8}Eat my ass, you shallow bitches! 112 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,384 {\an8}[ Laughter ] 113 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,969 {\an8}Every time I think our friendship 114 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,262 {\an8}can't get any stronger. 115 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,138 {\an8}I know. You're truly my sister. 116 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:26,766 {\an8}Aww! 117 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,852 {\an8}[ Sighs ] 118 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,854 {\an8}School's not what you remember, huh? 119 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,023 {\an8}Ugh. I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me. 120 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,025 {\an8}Those girls probably still believe people like them 121 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,611 {\an8}for their personality and that recycling is real. 122 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,822 {\an8}Hey, do you have a bobby pin? {\an8}Yeah. Here. 123 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,615 {\an8}At least they're too dumb to do real damage. 124 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,575 {\an8}It's like blunt-force trauma, as opposed to 125 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,411 {\an8}a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole. 126 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,829 {\an8}[ Chuckles ] Wow. 127 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,081 {\an8}Which is how I describe my first marriage. 128 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,249 {\an8}[ Both laugh ] 129 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,542 {\an8}You got married in there?! 130 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,502 {\an8}The best part was, I supported him 131 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,962 {\an8}while he worked on his music. 132 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,839 {\an8}Ugh. Been there. It's like, I can either be 133 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,800 {\an8}the primary earner or your mommy. I can't be both. 134 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,176 {\an8}[ Both laugh ] 135 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:04,637 {\an8}Yeah. 136 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,307 {\an8}A <i>third</i> mimosa? 137 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,850 {\an8}On a Wednesday afternoon? 138 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,185 {\an8}Both: Who <i>are</i> we? [ Laughing ] 139 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:15,188 {\an8}Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother. 140 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:16,565 {\an8}Goals! 141 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,734 {\an8}I love this version of you. 142 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:22,738 {\an8}You're so... self-assured. I wish I had more of that. 143 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,282 Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth? 144 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,076 Absolutely! And I'll call you... 145 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,786 Summer? Oh, right. Of course. 146 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,914 You were able to achieve so much in there. 147 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,416 Hashtag girl boss. 148 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,877 Ugh. I hate when grown women call themselves girls. 149 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,712 Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic. 150 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,380 Speaking of grown women, 151 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,882 maybe it's time for a little upgrade? 152 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,259 Oh, come on. Look at who you've become. 153 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,595 You don't need some cliché makeover. 154 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,096 I meant for both of us. 155 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:49,931 Do you just buy your shirts from Target 156 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,225 or do you also work there? [ Groans ] 157 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,603 Aww, Beth! I was joking! 158 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,480 Part of my management style. 159 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,398 But isn't comedy just the revelation 160 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,816 of an unacknowledged truth? 161 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,109 Think about it. 162 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,445 Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout! 163 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,905 [ Crackling ] 164 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,323 The hell are you doing, Morty? 165 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,657 Get your hands off my death race car! 166 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,201 The struts were a little off. 167 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,744 [ Scoffs ] The struts were a little-- 168 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,913 Wow. Okay. The struts <i>were</i> a little off. 169 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,415 Picked up a few skills when I was inside. 170 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,416 The matrix? 171 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:17,751 Matrix prison. 172 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,044 Oh. Badass. 173 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,296 This is that death race on Vega Five, right? 174 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,589 Space <i>and</i> land? 175 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,257 Yeah, actually. Toss me a beer. 176 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,468 Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block. 177 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,806 Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often. 178 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,640 Ohhhhhh! 179 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,100 Morty! What are you doing?! 180 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,394 I'm getting Rick's attention! Freeze! 181 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,645 Fuck you! None of this is real! 182 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,480 Morty, run! Hey! Thieves! 183 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,315 Never take what's not yours, 184 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,609 especially if it's a phone charger! 185 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,861 Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger! 186 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,822 We learned our lesson! Now let us out! 187 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,699 If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now! 188 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,202 You have the right to remain plugged in! 189 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,496 Any charger you steal can and will 190 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,248 be used against you. Summer, help! 191 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,292 Sorry, Morty! But one of us has to find a way out of here! 192 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,919 [Echoing] Summer! 193 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:07,259 {\an8}♪ 194 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,220 [ Grunting and shouting ] 195 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,721 Aah! 196 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,973 Ooh! 197 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:18,520 {\an8}♪ 198 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,313 [ Needle buzzing ] 199 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:27,070 {\an8}♪ 200 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,363 [ Sighs ] 201 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:31,366 {\an8}♪ 202 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,076 [ No dialogue ] 203 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,454 {\an8}♪ 204 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,456 [ Siren wails ] 205 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:43,545 {\an8}♪ 206 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,255 [ No dialogue ] 207 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:54,098 {\an8}♪ 208 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,559 C-CJ. 209 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,478 If you're remembering a bunch of stuff, 210 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,062 you have to say it out loud. 211 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:04,107 I-- I just miss them. 212 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,984 Ehh. Y-You know what, pal? 213 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,528 I think that engine snorkel's a good idea. 214 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:09,821 Bottoms up. 215 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,114 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 216 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,074 Wow. You can really pull that look off. 217 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,534 I could never go short. 218 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,911 It's called disruption. 219 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,871 If you don't take risks, you don't grow. 220 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:20,874 Uh, for me, this is pretty bold. 221 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,753 I guess everyone has to start somewhere. 222 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:26,796 What do you think of this? 223 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:29,257 I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack. 224 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:31,760 I thought you wanted to feel more confident. 225 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,304 Now, <i>this</i> says confidence. 226 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,431 It also says $3,000! 227 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,351 Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself? 228 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,895 My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer. 229 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,231 First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude 230 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,441 with a major in chargers and a minor in-- 231 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,443 Let me guess. English Lit. 232 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,070 Beth, I can't make you 17 again, 233 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,821 but I can give this gift of knowledge: 234 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,740 life <i>is</i> slipping away. 235 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,534 It's time to make some big changes 236 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,078 or get comfortable with some big regrets. 237 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,997 So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what? 238 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,583 And steel plates. Good stuff. 239 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,876 Oh! L-Look at that, Rick! 240 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,461 They-- They got a sale on rebar! 241 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,422 Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one freebar?! 242 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,967 Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal! 243 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,760 [ Crackling ] 244 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,929 I gotta hand it to you. T-This feels pretty good. 245 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,847 Good old American craftsmanship, Morty. 246 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,558 Feels good to use your hands. 247 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,851 [ Engine starts ] Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho! 248 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:25,897 She's purring like a-- like an oily little kitten! 249 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,691 Wow. You guys are... 250 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,485 really spreading out onto the lawn, huh? 251 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,362 Summer: Ugh. Suburbia. 252 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,489 Dad, can I talk to you? 253 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,865 [Burps] Listen. 254 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,492 If this is about the beers, Morty's cool. 255 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,827 He has like four Purple Hearts. 256 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,370 Five. Those and a nickel 257 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,580 will get you a cup of coffee. 258 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,331 Ho-ho! Disillusioned Morty! 259 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,041 Love this guy! 260 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,167 Listen, Beth. 261 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,711 If ya wanna judge someone, call Jerry. 262 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,296 I can't. My phone's dead. 263 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:52,173 I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on. 264 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,426 You need a charger? Use mine. [ Gasps ] 265 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,677 Oh. Okay. You sure? 266 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,345 Ohh! Uh-h, yeah! 267 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,472 Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- Y-Y-You're-- 268 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,807 You're gonna give that back, right?! 269 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:03,685 'Cause I can't impress upon you how... 270 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,145 [ Explosion ] 271 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,982 [ Gunfire ] 272 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,694 [ Beeping ] [ Screams ] 273 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,656 [ Screaming ] Oh, God! 274 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,325 Oh, my God! 8-Ball! 275 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:22,203 [ Gasps ] No! No! CJ?! Chop Block?? 276 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,956 Marmaduke?! 277 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,045 [ Screaming ] 278 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,589 8-Ball. He-- He didn't make it. 279 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,175 [ All gasp ] We-- We saw you die, man! 280 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,092 [ Vomits ] 281 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,595 I-I can't-- I-I can't die! 282 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,555 [ Sobbing ] 283 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,474 I-I got you, buddy. I got you. 284 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,476 Morty: I can't. I can't die. 285 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,645 [ Screaming ] 286 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,730 {\an8}♪ 287 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,732 [ Screaming ] 288 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,234 [ Panting ] 289 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,527 [ Grunts ] 290 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,613 [ Gun cocks ] Huh? 291 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,531 [ Gasps ] 292 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,825 [ Grunts ] 293 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,745 [ Grunts ] 294 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,165 Just take whatever you want. 295 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,750 Nothing out here fucking matters. 296 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,502 Wonder who he learned <i>that</i> from. 297 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,087 Probably someone too tamed 298 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,756 by neo-liberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket. 299 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,008 Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one. 300 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,718 [ Gasps ] Rick: Beth, that's not how it works. 301 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,512 You gotta press it up against their head. 302 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,263 You just tried to mind-blow me?! 303 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,390 [ Screams ] 304 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,600 Summer! Get back here! 305 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,102 This is for your own good! 306 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,812 No, it's for <i>your</i> own good. 307 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,106 I thought you were my friend, bitch! 308 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,108 My friends don't talk to me like that. 309 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,609 Because you don't have any! 310 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,819 Hey! 311 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,153 [ Grunts ] [ Alarm blaring ] 312 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,988 All I want is to live my best life! 313 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,616 You're too scared to even try! [ Engine starts ] 314 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,535 Did you just hotwire that car? 315 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,786 Yes. 316 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,579 - Summer!! - Later, Boomer! 317 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,707 [ Tires squeal ] [ Horn blares ] 318 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,792 Damn. That got out of hand fast. 319 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,127 Welp, I told her it would. 320 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,003 Smart man. Here. Check this out. 321 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,463 Me and CJ came up with it 322 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,382 during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains. 323 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,468 We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's. 324 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,679 Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc. 325 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,930 Try her out. 326 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,098 "Charger" spelled backwards. 327 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,725 Cute. What's it do? 328 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,436 [ Zap ] [ Grunts ] 329 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,730 Pulls the charge right out a man's heart. 330 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,150 Thanks for the ride, Rick. [ Smooches ] 331 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,153 Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too. 332 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,156 I've been planning this a lot longer than her. 333 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,323 Anyway... 334 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,909 [ Engine starts ] 335 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,996 [ Tires screech ] [ Horn blares ] 336 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,206 Cool tank! 337 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,209 [ Groaning ] 338 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,212 No! No, no, no, no, no! Something the matter, sir? 339 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,882 You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you? What? 340 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,634 'Cause that's something you should never do. 341 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,052 [ Screams ] 342 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,221 Seriously, Morty?! You're that uncreative?! 343 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,514 Who's Morty? 344 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,807 Is that someone you put in a matrix? 345 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,142 [ Grunts ] Yes! 346 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,810 Owww. Oh... 347 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,855 {\an8}The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle 348 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,648 {\an8}is now heading towards a power plant 349 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,192 {\an8}at the center of Power Plant Valley, 350 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,652 {\an8}the well-known nexus of America's power grid. 351 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,154 {\an8}[ Bullets clanging ] 352 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,573 {\an8}Why create this unstoppable death machine? 353 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,075 {\an8}Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith, 354 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,160 {\an8}has this to say. 355 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,953 {\an8}Morty: <i>Come into a wolf's house</i> 356 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,622 {\an8}<i>and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit!</i> 357 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,998 <i>T-That's just the nature of the wolf!</i> 358 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,501 That's just the nature of the wolf! 359 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,543 [ Engine revs ] 360 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,670 [ Serene music playing ] 361 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,547 How's the neti pot coming, Summer? 362 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,301 So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins. 363 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,845 [ Bell jingles ] 364 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,931 Go away. I need my space. 365 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:31,017 I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe. 366 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,269 The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits. 367 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,230 They place all lost middle-aged women 368 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,858 in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements. 369 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,569 I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains? 370 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,446 Get the cacao. And the harmonium. 371 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,823 Honey, you shouldn't have to be 372 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,616 a lost middle-aged woman yet. 373 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,201 Take it from me. It sucks. 374 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,496 And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything, 375 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,040 including how hard it's gonna get. 376 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,876 Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said. 377 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,920 I just don't know how to be your friend. 378 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,548 You don't have to be. You're my daughter. 379 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,883 [ Serene music playing ] 380 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,094 Wow. I hate that I'm saying this, 381 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,471 but the energy here feels amazing. 382 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,806 That's called community. 383 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:10,974 And if we had more of it in this world, 384 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,392 and less factory-farmed beef, 385 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,686 our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks 386 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,187 into nuclear power plants! 387 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,523 That sounds too specific to be a metaphor. 388 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,900 {\an8}Morty: <i>What will you do when there's no power in the walls?!</i> 389 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,402 {\an8}<i>What will you charge then?!</i> 390 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,695 See? Beef brain. 391 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,488 Oh, God. I have to stop him. 392 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,240 You know how? I'm a tech CEO! 393 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,909 So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do. 394 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,120 Mom. Hold my calls. 395 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:36,374 "Mom." Hmm. I like the sound of that. 396 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,126 I'll just need a credit card. 397 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,253 [British accent] Please, sir. Not in the matrix. 398 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,589 You shouldn't put people in matrixes. 399 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,216 Uh-huh. 400 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,097 [ Crackling ] 401 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,059 [ Sour notes play ] What the-- Oh. 402 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,272 [ Energy humming ] 403 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:03,110 Matrix my ass! Wubbalubba dub dub! 404 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:08,448 [ Screams ] 405 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,200 [ Coughing ] 406 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,327 [ Groans ] 407 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,038 [ Gagging ] 408 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,208 This better be death race-related. 409 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,714 [ Bullets clanging ] 410 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:34,349 {\an8}♪ 411 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,476 CJ! H-Huh? Hey! 412 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,479 [ Morty screams ] 413 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,565 [ Groaning ] 414 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,359 [ Panting ] 415 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,402 CJ! CJ! 416 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,695 [ Gasps ] 417 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,072 Ohh! 418 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:52,158 [Weakly] She's beautiful. Isn't she? 419 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,576 Morty. 420 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,370 I never had a brother. 421 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,538 U-Until y-you. 422 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,458 [ Exhales heavily ] [ Gasps ] 423 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,089 [ Whirring ] 424 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,801 [ Grunting ] 425 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,886 Death to Chargeria! 426 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,431 [ Both grunting ] 427 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,811 [ Gasps ] 428 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,354 [ Static crackles ] 429 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,148 We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead. 430 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,984 Summer: <i>Full hearts, full charge.</i> 431 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,696 Full hearts, full charge. 432 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,239 She's coming down! 433 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,532 [ All scream ] 434 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,701 Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached! 435 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,495 I repeat, breached! 436 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,832 He's getting too close! 437 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,291 If he reaches the central power plant, 438 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,793 it'll trigger a chain reaction 439 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,378 that renders North America uninhabitable, 440 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,922 but also takes out all cellphones! 441 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,382 Fear not, Guard #2. 442 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,551 The moat was installed for this exact scenario. 443 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:56,055 There's not a tank on earth that can cross that water. 444 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,349 {\an8}Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel! 445 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,393 Dear God. Run! 446 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,770 [ Guards scream ] 447 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:08,151 {\an8}♪ 448 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,862 Morty! 449 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,864 None of this will bring CJ back! 450 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,158 <i>Keep his name out of your mouth!</i> 451 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,117 Whose name? 452 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,119 Christopher James Motorola, 453 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,455 Chargeant First Class?! 454 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,083 [ Engine idling ] 455 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,920 What do you know about CJ?! 456 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,255 This is all my fault, Morty. 457 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,923 You were the only real thing in there, 458 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,508 but I didn't treat you like you mattered. 459 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,260 You couldn't have known what would happen in that war. 460 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,472 But I did know, Morty. I did know. 461 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,016 Once I understood the rules of the matrix, 462 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,768 taking power was easy. 463 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,895 But making power wasn't. 464 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,606 There was only one way to make the charging science work-- 465 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,860 all the lithium we could get our hands on. 466 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,986 We got it. 467 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,238 We can fix it, right?! We can fix it?! 468 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,867 No one can know about this. 469 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,161 [ Explosion ] 470 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,455 Summer: It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it. 471 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,790 Because we had you. 472 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,958 An ex-con with no future, 473 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,252 no family, no way to die. 474 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,838 Morty, I never had a brother. 475 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,632 <i>U-Until y-you.</i> 476 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,634 Summer: You could have had a different life. 477 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,968 I could have given it to you. 478 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,137 [ Screaming ] 479 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,472 [ Static crackles ] We got him. 480 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,140 <i>Osama Been Chargin is dead.</i> 481 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,851 Thank you soldier. Full hearts, full charge. 482 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,895 We're lithium rich! 483 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,480 Summer: You were my greatest asset. 484 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,024 [ Sighs ] And my darkest shame. 485 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,317 I also had your phones bugged, 486 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,902 a tracking chip put in your spine, 487 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,195 and all those birds you liked to feed 488 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,238 were spy cameras built by the government. 489 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,405 My finches?! 490 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,824 I know you lost a brother in there. 491 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,325 Don't make me lose <i>you.</i> 492 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,661 It's like the pain is all I have left of him! 493 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,079 But-- But he's gone! 494 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,123 He never existed in the first place! 495 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,416 Don't say that! Without you and your friends, 496 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,335 we never would have escaped the matrix. 497 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,629 Rick, he-- he would have woken up and let us out! 498 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,256 On whose terms?! 499 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,757 He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open. 500 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,676 And then they'd really be gone, all of them. 501 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,637 CJ, Chop Block... 502 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,681 Marmaduke, um... 503 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,890 8-Ball! Jesus! 504 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,977 I-- I-- I'm sorry, Morty. 505 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,687 You get to decide now. 506 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,438 What do <i>you</i> want to do? 507 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,023 I wanna go home. 508 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,527 Yeah. Let's go home. 509 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,864 It's okay! I-- I'm alright now! 510 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,615 It's not <i>you</i> we were worried about! 511 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,826 Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal 512 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,786 your grandpa's inventions! 513 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,538 What? 514 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:29,625 He said never steal your grandpa's inventions! 515 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,960 - No... - Mother fucker. 516 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,253 Matrix piece of shit! 517 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,880 Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard! 518 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,715 {\an8}Man: [ Grunting ] Stop! 519 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,258 Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ! 520 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,677 You're not in a matrix! You're <i>not</i> in a matrix! 521 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,053 Rick? What the fuck?! 522 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,763 This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson! 523 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,182 {\an8}I was just saying 524 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,225 {\an8}not to steal such dangerous technology. 525 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,394 Your grandpa's obviously a genius. 526 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,146 Both: See?! That's an actual guy, 527 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,523 making several obvious and valid statements. 528 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,775 Beer later? I think my nose is broken. 529 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,235 [ Cracking ] 530 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,738 [ Metal groaning ] 531 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,240 Rick and Summer: Aw, come on! 532 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,701 Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing! 533 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,246 {\an8}♪ 534 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,581 Rick! Are you gonna-- 535 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,875 Yes. [ Rattling ] 536 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,627 - Ew! - What the hell?! 537 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,961 It's anti-radiation gel. 538 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,755 Your tits and bits will thank me later. 539 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,881 - Ew! - What the hell?! 540 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:25,097 {\an8}♪ 541 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,558 So... nuclear reactor, huh? 542 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,601 I had PTSD! 543 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,102 Thank you for your service. 544 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,772 Oh! Oh, my God! You saved us from the-- 545 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,274 The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah. 546 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,443 I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here. 547 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:41,113 Tip? Uh, I don't see an option lower than 20%. 548 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:43,116 There isn't one. 549 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,620 Ooh! Ahh... 550 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,622 Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while. 551 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,126 Alright. Is there anything <i>else</i> we need to do? 552 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,129 [ Needle buzzing ] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww! 553 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,965 I'm gonna remember him. 554 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,049 But I'm gonna miss <i>you.</i> 555 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,634 You won't have to. 556 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,678 I have a feeling things are gonna be different now. 557 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,804 Ready to be kids again? 558 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,930 More than you know. 559 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,973 Y-Yeah. 560 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,557 [ Zapping ] 561 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:09,809 [ Both grunt ] 562 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,061 {\an8}[ Morty groaning ] 563 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,562 {\an8}What'd you do to us?! 564 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,189 {\an8}What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?! 565 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,315 Beats me. You asked for it. 566 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,234 What?! Why?! Whatever. 567 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,194 I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry. 568 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,155 Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! Y-You gotta get this off of me! 569 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,657 Ugh! It makes me uncomfortable! 570 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,494 No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend. 571 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,081 [ Beep ] 572 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,710 [ Beep ] 573 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,003 What the hell? 574 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,546 <i>Hi, Summer.</i> 575 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,089 <i>You probably won't remember making this,</i> 576 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,674 <i>but I just wanted to say...</i> 577 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,552 <i>I love you and you should love yourself.</i> 578 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,762 <i>The first thing your peers will try to take from you</i> 579 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,556 <i>is your adult empathy.</i> 580 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,516 <i>It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they--</i> 581 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,810 Ugh. Send a text. 582 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,353 [ <i>Line ringing</i> ] 583 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:58,691 Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, biiiiitch?! 584 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:29,348 {\an8}♪ 585 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,099 [ Serene music playing ] 586 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,559 [ Sniffs ] Unh! 587 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,353 Can I...help you? 588 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,730 Beth, it's time to come clean. 589 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,732 We "lost women" 590 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,109 feast on the young to stay middle-aged. 591 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,278 So, you're... vampires? 592 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:45,905 Why not feed 'til you're young? 593 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,866 'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth! 594 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:52,995 And it's unfortunately drink or be drank! 595 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,956 Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk! 596 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,418 [ Snarling and grunting ] 597 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,923 {\an8}[ Sizzling ] {\an8}[ Screaming ] 598 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,549 [ Women hissing ] 599 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,551 The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe? 600 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,471 [ Scoffs ] That's on you. 601 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,474 <i>Did you get any of that?</i>