That Mitchell and Webb Look

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,500 And I'm a PC. 3 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,500 I'm afraid to ask. 4 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,000 I was just sitting at my desk, minding my own business, 5 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 when this bloke comes strolling past, 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 gets his foot caught under my power cable, 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,500 yanks me straight down to the ground. Smack! 8 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:16,000 Yikes. You know, MacBooks come with a power cord that connects magnetically. 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 So, if it gets pulled, it just pops straight out. 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Everything's just kind of thought through, like the tiny built-in eyesight camera. 11 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Mac, wheel me over to the window. 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 I want to look at the pigeons. They make me happy. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,500 What window? What pigeons? 14 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,000 You're funny. 15 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 And I'm a PC. 17 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Mac, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 18 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,500 What? Yes. 19 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:43,500 Mac, can you please tell me, on average, how long it takes you to make a photo book? 20 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,000 Takes a few minutes. 21 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Really? 22 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,500 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A, 23 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:53,500 a hardbound, extremely professional photo book Mac claims to have made in minutes. 24 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,500 Care to change your story, Mac? 25 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,500 Uh, no. 26 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,000 On a Mac, photo books only take a few clicks. It's really easy. 27 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,500 Objection! To what? 28 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:04,500 Mac's statement is neither relevant nor beneficial to the point I'm making. 29 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,500 PC, I have no further questions. 30 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,000 Yeah, but you can't just... 31 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,500 The silence in court. 32 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:12,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 33 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,500 And I'm a PC. 34 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,000 And today, I will perform the extraordinary. 35 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I will exchange a file with a Mac. 36 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,500 Drumroll, please. 37 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:30,500 Just an everyday, 50K, Microsoft Word document. 38 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:38,000 Amazing! 39 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,500 PC, people know we're compatible. We exchange files every day. 40 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,500 Oh, here's a snap. 41 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:47,000 Amazing! 42 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:52,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 43 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,500 And I'm a PC. 44 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,000 What you got there, PC? 45 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Oh, this. This is my naughty step. 46 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 To an errant, unruly child, this is the ultimate deterrent. 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 From what? 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,500 Unruly errantness. 49 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:06,500 Mucking about with pictures and movies and websites. 50 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:13,500 No, a spell on the naughty step will help them realise that that's not how we treat a proper, grown-up PC, such as myself. 51 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,000 That's the kind of fun stuff they like, isn't it? 52 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,500 You're not serious. 53 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,500 The naughty step is always serious. 54 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 55 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,000 And I'm a PC. 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,000 We've got a little network going here, and it was very easy to set up, surprisingly. 57 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,500 Exactly. We speak each other's language. 58 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,500 Yes, we share an internet connection. There are all sorts of things we can do together. 59 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,000 Hang on, who's this? 60 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,500 Oh, this is that new printer from Japan. Just came out. 61 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,500 Why is she connected to you? 62 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,500 She probably doesn't realise you're a Mac. 63 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,500 It's no use! He's a Mac! 64 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,500 PC, we can communicate. Everything just kind of works with a Mac. 65 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,500 Why is he shouting? 66 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,000 I don't know if he has a good sense of humour. 67 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Listen, your efforts are being wasted. 68 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:10,500 He's sure she's Japanese. 69 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,500 Yeah. 70 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:15,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 71 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,000 And I'm a PC. 72 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Interesting how I dominate both the office and the home. 73 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,500 Yeah, that's the funny thing. 74 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,500 What do you mean, funny? 75 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,500 Well, I mean, the way I see it, you know, you wouldn't run your home like an office. 76 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,500 So why have an office computer in your home? 77 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,000 Maybe homes should be run more like offices. 78 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,500 Give family members job titles, annual performance reviews, raises for good behaviour. 79 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,000 PC, I don't think that was quite right. 80 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Honey, good work at the supermarket. I'm promoting you to night manager. 81 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh, Timmy, those glasses are a bit filmy. I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you off. 82 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Wow. Your home sounds like a really fun place to be. 83 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,500 Doesn't it? 84 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,500 Can't wait to clock in for supper. 85 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,500 You're coming for supper? 86 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 87 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,000 And I'm a PC. 88 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 And we're Microsoft Office. 89 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,500 Uh, hello, guys. Why are you standing over there? 90 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:04,500 PC, you know I run Microsoft Office. Have for years. 91 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:09,000 OK, OK, jokes over. Funny stuff. Excel, back to work. 92 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I don't see a ring on this finger. 93 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Come on, PowerPoint. 94 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 You're not the boss of me. 95 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 All right, I'll make it fun. We'll do a quarterly report. 96 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,500 [MUSIC] 97 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,500 Awkward. 98 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:29,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 99 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,500 And I'm a PC. 100 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,500 First day. 101 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,500 So, what's your big plan? 102 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,500 Oh, I might make a home movie, you know, create a website. 103 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,000 You know, I come with iLife, so I can do it all right out of the box. 104 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Ready to get started? 105 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,500 Not quite. First I've got to download those new drivers, 106 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,500 and I've got to wipe the trial software that came on my hard drive. 107 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,500 Then I've got a bit of reading to do. 108 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:51,000 It sounds like you've got quite a lot of stuff to do before you can actually do any stuff. 109 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,500 I might just get started. I'm kind of excited. Let me know when you're ready. 110 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,500 Actually, it turns out that some of me is in some other boxes. 111 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:01,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 112 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,500 And I'm a PC. 113 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:06,000 I'm into doing fun stuff like movies, music, podcasts. 114 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,500 And I also do fun stuff like spreadsheets and timesheets and pie charts. 115 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:16,000 Yeah, PC, it's quite hard to capture a family holiday with, say, a pie chart. 116 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Not really. 117 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,500 For example, this light grey area could represent shenanigans and tomfoolery, 118 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,500 while this dark grey area could represent hijinks. 119 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:32,500 And you see here, we've further divided hijinks into capers, monkey business, and just larking about. 120 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,500 Wow. I feel like I was there. 121 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:39,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 122 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,500 And I'm a PC. 123 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,000 We have a lot in common these days. 124 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,500 We both run Microsoft Office. 125 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,000 We share files. It's great. We just get along. 126 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,500 PC. 127 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,500 And I'm a PC. 128 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,500 Yeah, we've done that. We've moved on. 129 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,500 Yeah, sorry, I had to restart. You know how it is. 130 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,500 Not really. 131 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,500 Oh, what? Macs don't have to. 132 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:04,000 Yep, we had him. We lost him. I'm just going to get IT. Keep an eye on him. 133 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,500 And I'm a PC. 134 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,500 Where is everyone? 135 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 136 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 And I'm a PC. 137 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Hey, PC, do you know that people in Britain work longer hours than in any other country in Europe? 138 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 And they get less holidays. Smashing, isn't it? 139 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 What about the other side of life? You know, spending time with your family, getting together with friends? 140 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,500 Oh, so you'd have them bunking off home to relax instead, would you? 141 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,500 Making photo albums of each other being unproductive. 142 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:37,000 Creating sentimental home movies of newly generated offspring. 143 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,500 Well, that is kind of what iLife's all about. 144 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:45,000 Look, Mac, if you want to survive in the business world, you have to be driven, efficient, single-focused. 145 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Eye of the tiger, claw of the eagle, tentacle of the octopus. 146 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Actually, never mind the tentacle. Don't really need that. 147 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,500 Well, maybe for collating documents. 148 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,500 I don't know what to say. 149 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 150 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,500 And I am no one. 151 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,500 What are you talking about, PC? 152 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:05,000 Shh! Listen to me, my friend. It's not safe for any of us right now. 153 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,500 There's a lot of spyware out there. Sneaks into your system, follows you wherever you go. 154 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:13,500 Here, listen. Take this. It'll keep you safe. 155 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:18,500 I run Mac OS X, so I don't need to worry about your spyware or viruses. You hang on to it. 156 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,500 I should probably have backup anyway. 157 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,500 Did you hear something? 158 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:27,500 There's nothing here! Just a couple of us Macs having fun! 159 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:31,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 160 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,500 And I'm a PC. 161 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,000 Ach! Ach! 162 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,500 Bless you. You okay? 163 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:40,000 No, I'm not okay. Think I've got that virus that's going round. You'd better stay back. 164 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,500 This one's a humdinger. 165 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,000 Okay, I'll be fine. 166 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:49,500 Don't be a hero! Last year, there were 114,000 known viruses for PCs. 167 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,000 PCs, not Macs. 168 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Think I'll get a crash now. 169 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Okay, well if you feel that would... 170 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 ...help. 171 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,500 Hello, I'm a Mac. 172 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,000 And I'm a PC. 173 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Can't decide whether to make the cover of my photo book navy or grey. 174 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:12,000 That statement symbolises the unreconciled conflict between the light and the dark. 175 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:17,000 An abstraction between what is tangible and what is infinite. 176 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 What are you talking about, PC? 177 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,500 I'm trying to relate, Mac. 178 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:25,000 I mean, you're the computer for creative arty-farty types, and I'm trying to connect with you. 179 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Listen, PC, I'm not just for arty-farty types. 180 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 With a Mac, anyone can do creative stuff. 181 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Making a home movie, creating a website, it's easy. 182 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:38,000 This shift in conscious perception conveys a deep existentialist philosophy. 183 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 That's some profound thinking, PC. 184 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Really? I have no idea what I'm saying. 185 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 186 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Wait, hang on. 187 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Whoa, PC? 188 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 It's all the trial software, Mac. 189 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 They pack my hard drive full of it, till I'm bursting at the seams. 190 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:02,000 All these programs that don't do very much unless I buy the whole thing are just plain useless. 191 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 It slows me down. 192 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 There it is. 193 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Actually, I don't. 194 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Macs just come with the stuff you want. 195 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 You know, iTunes, iPhoto, iMovie, all part of iLife. 196 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 So, you ready? 197 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Okay, let's do this. 198 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Hello, I'm a Mac. 199 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Oh, hold on. 200 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Forgot something. 201 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,360 [MUSIC PLAYING] 202 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,940 (upbeat music)