"Twisted Metal" T3STDRV

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:26,724 You gave so much in life. 3 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:30,448 I hope your soul's rest is perfect and peaceful, 4 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:34,655 because your body's in for a long ride. 5 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:40,241 If the coffin's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. 6 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,448 Garret, wait a second. 7 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:47,655 Why is there no casket? 8 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:49,586 'Cause there was nothing left 9 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,275 of his father to bury. 10 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,586 Come join us, brother. 11 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:41,517 Welcome. 12 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,379 You'll be happy here. 13 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,931 I think I like it already. 14 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,620 Hi, pop. 15 00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:34,482 So Dollface has this gigantic insider guard in a chokehold, 16 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:36,517 when all of a sudden I hear this loud... 17 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,551 The guard is dead as hell, 18 00:02:39,586 --> 00:02:42,206 and his eyeballs are just dangling out of their sockets. 19 00:02:42,241 --> 00:02:45,689 And Dollface is like, "Guess this guy's a sailor man, 20 00:02:45,724 --> 00:02:47,551 because I just made him Popeye." 21 00:02:47,586 --> 00:02:51,034 Oh, that's fucking crazy. 22 00:02:51,413 --> 00:02:53,034 She has so many stories like that, 23 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,413 and she tells them way better than me. 24 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:56,724 You would know that if you stopped avoiding her. 25 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,379 I'm not avoiding her. 26 00:02:58,413 --> 00:03:00,620 I'm just not going out of my way to interact with her. 27 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,103 There's a difference. 28 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:03,310 All right, if we're being honest, 29 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,310 she's just not my cup of tea. 30 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:06,620 You don't even know her. 31 00:03:06,655 --> 00:03:08,448 If my brother was in the car behind us, 32 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,310 I sure as hell wouldn't be riding with your dumb ass. 33 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:13,620 Family isn't just being related, okay? 34 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:15,655 If I was a beaver, I wouldn't spend all my time 35 00:03:15,689 --> 00:03:17,965 hanging out with other big ass rodents. 36 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,310 If a gator was cool, and the vibe was right, 37 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:21,655 I'D kick it with him. 38 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:25,344 - Shit, not again. - What? 39 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,827 Oh, let's check it at the next stop. 40 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,827 No. Pull over now. If something's wrong, 41 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:31,482 you should address it right away. 42 00:03:31,827 --> 00:03:33,000 Pull over right here. 43 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,482 Go talk to your sister, asshole! 44 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,758 You piss her off? 45 00:03:54,793 --> 00:03:55,965 Get in. 46 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:57,172 You, out. 47 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,344 Someone need a ride? 48 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,172 I told you, we're done, and I meant it. 49 00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:18,275 That's what I like about the Jeremy Express. 50 00:04:18,827 --> 00:04:20,275 It's all caboose. 51 00:04:32,034 --> 00:04:33,793 I love what you've done with the interior. 52 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:35,862 Really shows pride of ownership. 53 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,413 Still a neat freak. 54 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:41,931 So, what was it like being back at our old house? 55 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,517 Like prison, just with a lot of pizza. 56 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:47,413 Come on, nothing in there caught your interest? 57 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:50,379 The Baby-Sitters Club. 58 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,896 Oh, shit. 59 00:04:51,965 --> 00:04:54,344 - I used to love those books. - Word? 60 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had such a crush on Logan. 61 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,517 Okay, so I gotta know, 62 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,620 how did Abby join the BSC in book 89? 63 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,241 Abby? 64 00:05:04,275 --> 00:05:05,586 Abby. Abby. 65 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,310 Uh, Abby, I... 66 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,758 I don't remember. 67 00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:12,586 Well, excuse me for not remembering a book, 68 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,517 Mr. "I bonked my head 69 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,275 and literally can't remember anything." 70 00:05:15,344 --> 00:05:17,241 Well, it's not like I'm trying not to remember. 71 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:20,689 <i>I'm dying. Should we make camp?</i> 72 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:22,689 Yeah, Ash. 73 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:24,482 We'll head for Diesel City at first light. 74 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:29,275 Why don't you go set up by the water tower up ahead? 75 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:32,448 John and I are going to take a little detour. 76 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,068 Detour? I don't want to take a detour. 77 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,379 - Shut up. You do. We're going. - <i>Copy that.</i> 78 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,827 Have fun, John. 79 00:05:40,827 --> 00:05:41,758 <i>Copy that. Ashley and I</i> 80 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:44,482 will be scouting for food and supplies, over. 81 00:05:47,275 --> 00:05:48,586 Who knows? 82 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,724 Maybe I'll get lucky, find me a muffin. 83 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:52,586 I told you, the bakery's closed. 84 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:56,344 Checking for bakery hours. 85 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,344 Finally. Ready to fucking rock. 86 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:44,000 Here we go! 87 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,172 Would you shut up? 88 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,862 What the hell are you doing here? 89 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,586 Covering my ears mostly. 90 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,103 - That's John singing. - Yeah. 91 00:07:03,137 --> 00:07:04,827 What are you doing in my trunk? 92 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,068 You stood up for me back there. 93 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,137 You... 94 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,965 You saved me, Quiet. 95 00:07:18,275 --> 00:07:20,379 All right, I laid it on a little thick at the end there. 96 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:21,655 Fine. Look, 97 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:24,241 I want to enter the tournament. 98 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:34,241 It's not funny. 99 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,068 Oh, it is the way I'm picturing it. 100 00:07:36,103 --> 00:07:38,103 You'd be dead two minutes in, 101 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:41,241 all flattened out, eyes crossed, tongue hanging out. 102 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:43,413 That will not be me. Okay? 103 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:46,413 You're looking at the best driver on the West Coast. 104 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:49,068 - No I'm not. - Yes, you are. 105 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,206 - Think so? - Know so. 106 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,310 Prove it. 107 00:08:00,034 --> 00:08:02,137 Wow, you don't have a goddamn clue 108 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:03,344 what you're doing, do you? 109 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,310 I am just getting my bearings. 110 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:08,000 You know, my ex-husband's car was European. 111 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,827 It was a lot cooler than this. 112 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:11,413 All right, just put it in gear. 113 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,000 Oh, my God! 114 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:18,862 Stop, stop, stop, oh, my God. 115 00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:21,310 Why did you throw it in reverse? 116 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:22,896 "D" is for drive, dumbass. 117 00:08:22,931 --> 00:08:23,965 What... No, I put it in drive. 118 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 "D," drive. 119 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,206 That's an "R." Do you not know how to read, either? 120 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,793 No. Of course I can read. 121 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:31,896 You're looking at the best reader on the West Coast. 122 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:34,034 Okay, that's it. 123 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:36,068 Get out. We're done. 124 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,310 Ha, got you! 125 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,827 Who's the dumb ass now? 126 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:44,965 Have fun walking to Diesel City, bitch. 127 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,793 Eat my diggity dust! 128 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,034 Oh, shit. 129 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,413 Oh, no, the dust. 130 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,379 Shut up! 131 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,758 Faster to go by canoe. 132 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:17,896 You know what? Fine. Fine, whatever. 133 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:20,758 Just wake me up when Dollface gets back. she'll teach me. 134 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,551 Is that what you think is going to happen? 135 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:25,275 She gives zero fucks. 136 00:09:25,724 --> 00:09:28,241 I sort of gave one teeny fuck, 137 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:31,655 but, damn, I guess I was wrong. 138 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,068 Millennium Drive-In. 139 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,931 Headlights, Camera, Action. 140 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,896 I don't even want to know what kind of action 141 00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,448 got blood all the way up there. 142 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,172 Where are you going? 143 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:57,724 We stopped here one year on the family road trip. 144 00:09:57,758 --> 00:10:00,172 Your little mind was blown by watching a movie in a car. 145 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,586 You were so obsessed, 146 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,344 you made Dad take us here every summer. 147 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,896 - Come on. - You're insane 148 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:06,068 if you think I'm going in there. 149 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,482 This shit looks haunted. 150 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,724 You're still afraid of ghosts? 151 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:13,551 Wow. 152 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:15,000 Amnesia really is a bitch. 153 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,137 You forget your whole life, 154 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,689 but still remember to be a pussy. 155 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:21,413 I'll show you a pussy! 156 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:24,862 Hold up, wait! 157 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:43,551 "L & K wuz here." 158 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,482 This was our spot. 159 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,413 Hmm. Come on, get in. 160 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,689 My God, would you chill? 161 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:57,379 - There's nobody here but us. - I know that. 162 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,448 Get in the car. 163 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:02,310 Come on. 164 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,448 I would try and get the projector working, 165 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,068 but I'm not going in that shack. 166 00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,965 It's okay. We're not here for that anyway. 167 00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,793 I was hoping 168 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:26,965 we could shake some memories loose. 169 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,241 Maybe this will help. 170 00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:38,655 So whenever there was a car chase scene, 171 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,724 Dad would let you climb over into the driver's seat 172 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:43,068 and pretend like you were in the movie. 173 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:46,793 And you would go crazy 174 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:49,103 just pulling at the steering wheel, 175 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:51,172 yelling all your little quips. 176 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,275 - Dry steering? - Mm-hmm. 177 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,758 You mean to tell me they would let me 178 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,827 torque at the tie rods like that? 179 00:11:56,896 --> 00:11:58,965 Not to mention scuff the tires. 180 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,344 So our parents really treated their vehicles like that? 181 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:05,206 Ooh, cool your jets there, Martin Luther Keys. 182 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,310 You were little. 183 00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:07,896 You couldn't do any real damage. 184 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:10,034 But we did do a number on the upholstery though. 185 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,896 Every time Mom and Dad would go to the snack shack, 186 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,586 we would climb through the sunroof 187 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:18,448 and scuff up the back seats. That would piss them off. 188 00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:26,655 What you staring at me for? 189 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,862 The family whistle? 190 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,137 It was Dad's way of telling us to sit our asses down. 191 00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,689 I swear you could hear it from miles away. 192 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:38,172 Right, it's like when Abby's dad taught her 193 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:39,517 how to whistle through an acorn cap. 194 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,482 Would you shut up about the stupid fucking book? 195 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,862 Look at me. Are you even trying to remember? 196 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,103 No. I'm not. 197 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:50,482 You want to know what it was like for me being in that house? 198 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:53,172 All the pictures, all the stuff in my room, 199 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,689 all the things I'm supposed to remember, but I don't. 200 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:58,862 And then realizing if I did get my memory back... 201 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:03,931 I'd just be weighed down by everything that I lost. 202 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,620 My parents, my sister, myself. 203 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,241 I'd rather just be me, be John. 204 00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,103 - But you're Lionel. - Lionel's dead! 205 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:25,793 What was that? 206 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,758 I don't know, you brought me here! 207 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,620 What the fuck? 208 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,379 What the fuck am I even looking at right now? 209 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,517 I don't know, but whatever he is, 210 00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,620 he's not wearing a shirt, and he's fucking jacked. 211 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,310 Those perfectly formed pectorials 212 00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,793 are basically bull's eyes. Watch this. 213 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,482 Oh, I'm so sorry! 214 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:38,965 You shot me! What the fuck? 215 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,655 I'll lay down suppressive fire, and you run. 216 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:42,793 - Okay. - Run! 217 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,896 Goddammit! 218 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,379 - In there! - Go, go, go! 219 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,413 Oh, shit. 220 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,344 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 221 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,689 Oh my God, you fucking shot me. 222 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,551 - What the fuck? - I'm so sorry! 223 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,517 - Please don't cry. - I'm not gonna cry, asshole! 224 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,896 - Ow, Jesus! - It's okay. Is it bad? 225 00:15:19,931 --> 00:15:22,000 Oh, shit. Uh, it's barely noticeable. 226 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,413 No, no, no, 227 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:24,551 It's not... You can't even see... 228 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,896 Shh! 229 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,344 Here, sew it up. Sew it up. 230 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,379 I don't want a nasty scar. 231 00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:35,586 Right. 232 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,068 I got this, okay. 233 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,068 Come on. Have you got it? 234 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,344 Yeah, I got it. 235 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,551 - You got it? - Okay. Do I come from the top 236 00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:44,000 - or the bottom? - You ain't got shit! 237 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,241 - Okay, I... - Hold onto this. 238 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,586 - Okay, okay, okay. - Make yourself useful. 239 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,172 - Okay. - God. 240 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,275 Oh, that's so aggressive. 241 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:56,068 Before you even start the car, do your checks. 242 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:59,862 Gassed up, guns loaded, mirrors clear of vultures, 243 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,448 hands on the wheel at ten and two. 244 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,931 No way! I wanna look cool 245 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:06,275 - when I cross the finish line. - Okay, yeah. 246 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,793 First lesson. 247 00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:12,241 You gotta outrun some vultures. Think fast. 248 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,241 Tried to 180 out of here, and the vultures caught you. 249 00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:21,793 You're dead. 250 00:16:21,827 --> 00:16:23,000 Again. 251 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,310 Wrong. 252 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,413 Nope. 253 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,068 Dead, dead, dead. 254 00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:39,724 Lesson two. 255 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,275 Holy men dead ahead. 256 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,517 Shit, shit! 257 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,310 You're hanging your ass out. 258 00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,379 Oh, fuck! 259 00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,896 You were supposed to drive through the barrels. 260 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:04,827 Guess what? You died again. 261 00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,482 Goddamn it. 262 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,862 Time for your final exam. Drive. 263 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:09,862 What are you doing? 264 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,172 There's a killer clown 265 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,137 with flaming hair right behind us. 266 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,517 - What's the move? - At first I... 267 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,689 Go! 268 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,206 You didn't even give me a chance! 269 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:19,689 Neither will they. Think fast! 270 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,172 Are you giving up? 271 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:25,034 I knew it. I knew you weren't cut out for this. 272 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:26,379 Fuck you, Quiet! 273 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:36,172 I don't even want to know what nasty diseases 274 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,724 you gave yourself using that dirty ass needle. 275 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,862 I don't need medical advice, Dr. Piss. 276 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,344 We just need to figure out how we're getting 277 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,896 past those sound wave things 278 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,862 without sexy car man knowing that we're in here. 279 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,137 Well, if we're going to make it out of here, 280 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,724 we're going to need a better vantage point. 281 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,206 I'm going to climb to the top of the projection screen. 282 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,517 No, you're not. 283 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,517 We're going to the concession stand. 284 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,103 Whatever's powering those sound wave thingies 285 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,379 is for sure coming from there. 286 00:17:58,862 --> 00:17:59,931 Wait. 287 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,172 Wait, I'm remembering something. 288 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,758 - Really? - Yeah. 289 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,551 - What? - I remember telling you 290 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,586 it was a fucking bad idea to come in here! 291 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,896 Shh! 292 00:18:08,931 --> 00:18:10,034 Do you hear that? 293 00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:15,068 It's the sound of a scared little bitch. 294 00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,413 Oh, wait, that's you. 295 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:02,413 Did you see those metal hands? 296 00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:04,000 This motherfucker is full of surprises. 297 00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:11,827 I wonder how he, uh, you know, 298 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,000 starts his own engine. 299 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,827 Forearms on that guy? 300 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,137 One wrong move, he'll rip the shit off. Poor son of a bitch. 301 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,448 Okay, so what's the plan? 302 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,655 Oh, yeah. Let's shoot our way out of here, 303 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,000 because that worked so well the first time. 304 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,137 It worked well for me. 305 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:26,413 I looked fucking great. 306 00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,655 Ashley! Ashley! 307 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,310 Oh, yes, give mama that French bread! 308 00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,275 Oh, it's proofing. Oh, it's proofing. 309 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,000 Did you hear that? 310 00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,482 Come on, May, 311 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,241 you can't stay back there forever. 312 00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,034 Fine. 313 00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,758 If you're not going to come out, then I'm going to eat. 314 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,862 I am starving. 315 00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,517 Mmm! 316 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:07,827 Mmm! Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's so good. 317 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,034 Mmm, and I have so much of it. 318 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,344 What is it? 319 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:20,034 - Rattlesnake. - You can make snake jerky? 320 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,413 Yeah. It's not that hard. 321 00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,655 My brother taught me how. 322 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,689 Killing the fuckers is a pain in the ass. 323 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,724 But then you salt them 324 00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,965 and put them in a salt bath 325 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,310 and hang them out to dry. 326 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,793 It has to be strong sunlight, though. 327 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:34,931 I learned that the hard way. 328 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,241 - What happened? - What do you think? 329 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,000 I ate it raw and puked so hard I shit myself. 330 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,000 Yeah, it was a lot of shit too, 331 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:46,896 - like, everywhere. - Ooh, that's tough. 332 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,689 My brother wouldn't stop laughing, the jagoff. 333 00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:52,344 Hmm, guess being a jagoff runs in the family. 334 00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,068 Yeah. 335 00:20:58,448 --> 00:21:01,413 He wasn't a great teacher, but he helped me survive. 336 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,482 Eventually, I figured it out on my own. 337 00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:11,068 Listen, why do you want to enter this tournament so badly? 338 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,827 You do know it's to the death, right? 339 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,206 Yeah. So? 340 00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,275 I'm not afraid of dying. 341 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,137 And if I win, 342 00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:22,862 I could wish for a better life. 343 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,000 Come on, let's try again. 344 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:30,931 Okay. 345 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:32,068 Shh, shh, come on. 346 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,000 Okay. 347 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,344 How is this guy even alive? 348 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:56,413 Come on. He's distracted. 349 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,344 Eww. This place is a mess. 350 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,379 But it's still cleaner than your car. 351 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,172 Smells better too. 352 00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,103 Shut up and cut the power. 353 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,655 "Axel." 354 00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:36,275 What kind of sick fuck would do this? 355 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,758 I'd lower that pea-shooter if I were you. 356 00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:45,172 Put it on the counter. 357 00:22:45,724 --> 00:22:48,000 Well, I'm impressed you got past my guard dog. 358 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:50,034 Not many do. 359 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,551 We're just trying to get out of here, man. 360 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:53,379 Oh, please. You're like everyone else 361 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,517 who comes sniffing around here 362 00:22:54,551 --> 00:22:56,517 trying to steal my life's work. 363 00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:57,724 You're jealous. 364 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,379 Oh, why would we be jealous of you? 365 00:22:59,413 --> 00:23:00,896 You're making car people. 366 00:23:00,931 --> 00:23:02,379 That's an oversimplification! 367 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:05,896 I evolved that broken killer into something more. 368 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,793 If the only way to survive outside 369 00:23:07,862 --> 00:23:09,724 is to be in a car, 370 00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:13,068 then what if you could be the car? 371 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:14,896 But it's still not right. 372 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:16,724 There's still too much human in him. 373 00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:20,379 Oh, but I could get it right with one of you. 374 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:23,586 So what, you just make cars out of Black people? 375 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:25,931 What? No! It's not racially motivated. 376 00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:27,793 - Is that how it's coming off? - Yeah! 377 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,965 I mean, you look at him, you look at us. 378 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,241 Let me just say, 379 00:23:31,275 --> 00:23:33,310 I've always believed science is colorblind. 380 00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:35,758 Oh, God. 381 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:40,344 What... What's going on with him? 382 00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:42,724 He's not sick, is he? 383 00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,448 To be honest, I have no idea what he's doing. 384 00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:46,793 Family whistle! 385 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:47,931 The family whistle! 386 00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,103 Ooh. 387 00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:02,206 Some of my best friends 388 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,000 are Black. 389 00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:08,586 Thanks, big bro. 390 00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,206 Now, if we can just get that 391 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:13,551 tiny little butthole of a mouth to whistle. 392 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,379 If my mouth is a butthole, so is yours. 393 00:24:15,448 --> 00:24:16,689 That's how genes work. 394 00:24:16,724 --> 00:24:18,172 Now, go cut the power so we can bail. 395 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:33,758 Hey, uh, 396 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,379 Axel, right? 397 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:37,965 Listen, I know we had our differences, 398 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,310 but, um, 399 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:42,172 we just killed this little racist nerd, 400 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:43,655 and we cut the power, 401 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,689 so you're free to go. 402 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:48,068 Now I hope we can go our separate ways peacefully. 403 00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:50,275 What? 404 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,724 We've had our differences... 405 00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,103 Dude, you got... You gotta use your big boy voice 406 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:58,620 - What you... - We cut the power. 407 00:24:58,655 --> 00:24:59,862 You're free to go. 408 00:24:59,896 --> 00:25:01,620 Oh, good looking out. 409 00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:03,724 I hated that motherfucker. 410 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,172 Peace! 411 00:25:12,931 --> 00:25:15,586 Remember, driving is about making a decision 412 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,862 and making it happen. 413 00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103 You second guess yourself, you crash and burn. 414 00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:22,586 All right, gassed up, guns loaded, 415 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,965 mirrors clear of... Jeremy? 416 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,551 Run! 417 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,448 He's coming! 418 00:25:36,517 --> 00:25:37,862 Damn. 419 00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:38,931 Drive. 420 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,793 Uh, what is he doing? 421 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:05,275 Oh, shit! We decided to drive! D! D! 422 00:26:13,482 --> 00:26:14,793 Holy shit, I did it! 423 00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,310 - Celebrate later. - Right! 424 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:27,034 Uh, what the hell is that? 425 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,344 Quiet, this wasn't on the final exam! 426 00:26:31,655 --> 00:26:32,620 Think fast! 427 00:27:35,068 --> 00:27:37,379 When we win I was thinking maybe 428 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:39,896 I'd take Quiet up to Grandpop's cabin. 429 00:27:39,931 --> 00:27:41,482 Oh. The cabin. 430 00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:43,896 You know, that brings back some memories. 431 00:27:44,448 --> 00:27:46,379 Wait, how are you gonna remember Grandpop's cabin 432 00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,344 and not Grandpop? 433 00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:51,103 I might have found a way there. 434 00:27:54,586 --> 00:27:56,206 - Hey, I drew this. - Yeah. 435 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:01,103 Bitch, you read my diary? 436 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,379 What? No, I wouldn't... 437 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,655 Yeah. Okay, just a little bit. 438 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,103 Look, I got tired of hearing about horses 439 00:28:06,137 --> 00:28:08,275 and how funny Brian Carroll was. 440 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:09,931 Ooh, funny and fine. 441 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,275 Ugh. 442 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,241 No third grader could resist his charms. 443 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,931 Oh, well. 444 00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,275 Look who decided to show up. 445 00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:19,931 Why is the kid driving? 446 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,103 Why is your face all fucked up? 447 00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:23,655 We just had a run in with the grim douchebag 448 00:28:23,724 --> 00:28:25,413 and a naked man on wheels. 449 00:28:25,448 --> 00:28:26,965 Axel! 450 00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:28,827 Ashley and Jeremy are dead. 451 00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:30,344 They're real fucking dead. 452 00:28:30,413 --> 00:28:31,275 And we're going to be next 453 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,758 if we don't get the fuck out of here. 454 00:28:32,793 --> 00:28:34,620 Shit. Okay, uh, we should load up. 455 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,000 - I'll ride with you. - Okay. 456 00:28:40,827 --> 00:28:42,931 - So the detour worked, huh? - It did. 457 00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:44,620 Thank you for making that happen. 458 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,620 You're high, aren't you? 459 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,000 Indubitab-ably. 460 00:28:56,689 --> 00:28:59,344 Ash and Jeremy weren't the best soldiers, 461 00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:01,689 but their hearts were committed to the cause. 462 00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:06,551 May their souls bang for eternity. 463 00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,517 Why didn't she bury the mask? 464 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,551 The mission lives on. 465 00:29:21,586 --> 00:29:23,310 It'll go to the next doll worthy of wearing it. 466 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,620 Hmm. Well, you know, when you go down, 467 00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:27,000 I'll keep your mask alive. 468 00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,206 - Oh, that's so nice. - Yeah. 469 00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:31,689 Knowing your driving, it'll probably be you that kills me. 470 00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:46,965 Diesel City, 471 00:29:47,482 --> 00:29:48,862 where the biggest, scariest, 472 00:29:48,896 --> 00:29:51,275 loudest special weapons are made and sold. 473 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:53,344 That's cool, but we don't have any money. 474 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:54,896 We don't need money, 475 00:29:55,724 --> 00:29:57,689 because we're going to steal them. 476 00:30:13,413 --> 00:30:14,689 <i>This is my kind of party!</i> 477 00:30:14,724 --> 00:30:17,068 <i>Welcome to my contest.</i> 478 00:30:17,103 --> 00:30:19,758 <i>What are you up to, you long-haired fuck?</i> 479 00:30:19,827 --> 00:30:21,517 <i>You'll compete in multiple rounds,</i> 480 00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:24,413 <i>each unique and more deadly than the last.</i> 481 00:30:24,482 --> 00:30:26,379 Where in the fuck do you think you're going? 482 00:30:26,413 --> 00:30:28,172 <i>If you survive, you advance.</i> 483 00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,275 <i>There's a lot of stone-cold killers here.</i> 484 00:30:30,827 --> 00:30:32,724 - Hi, Sweet Tooth. - Ah! 485 00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:34,758 Grimm, how the hell did you get out? 486 00:30:34,827 --> 00:30:36,827 <i>I got a special invitation.</i> 487 00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:38,137 <i>The last driver behind the wheel</i> 488 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,482 <i>gets their wish granted.</i> 489 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:41,862 We're taking them all down. 490 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,344 Go, go, go, go, go! Fuck! 491 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:50,724 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 492 00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:53,586 <i>You make a run at me, I will end you.</i> 493 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,344 Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything. 494 00:30:56,379 --> 00:30:59,482 <i>It's time for the tournament to begin!</i> 495 00:30:59,517 --> 00:31:00,517 John! 496 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:05,482 Do you think we'll win? 497 00:31:07,379 --> 00:31:10,551 Welcome to Twisted Metal! 497 00:31:11,305 --> 00:32:11,739 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm