"Osomatsu-san" Osomatsu-kun Returns
ID | 13206359 |
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Movie Name | "Osomatsu-san" Osomatsu-kun Returns |
Release Name | [HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 01 [1080p]_track3 |
Year | 2015 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 4843820 |
Format | ssa |
[Script Info]
Title: HorribleSubs
ScriptType: v4.00+
WrapStyle: 0
PlayResX: 848
PlayResY: 480
ScaledBorderAndShadow: yes
[V4+ Styles]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:05.98,title,title,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu-kun \NReturns
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.89,0:00:05.23,Main,nar,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu-kun Returns!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.22,0:00:10.94,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's an emergency!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.43,0:00:12.82,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's an emergency, I tell you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.08,0:00:13.86,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Karamatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.86,0:00:14.32,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.32,0:00:15.38,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Choromatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.38,0:00:15.82,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:16.86,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Ichimatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.86,0:00:17.32,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.32,0:00:18.43,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Jyushimatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.43,0:00:18.83,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.83,0:00:19.91,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Todomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.91,0:00:20.58,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.88,0:00:23.53,Main,five,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Osomatsu-niisan?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.53,0:00:24.79,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's an emergency!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.79,0:00:27.45,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,To commemorate the 80th anniversary \Nof Akatsuka Fujio's birth,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:30.67,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,they're reviving the anime \Nabout us sextuplets again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.67,0:00:32.39,Main,five,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.39,0:00:34.50,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Are you serious, Osomatsu-niisan?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.50,0:00:36.76,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I am! In fact, it's already started!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.76,0:00:37.63,Main,all,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.68,0:00:42.70,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,He's right! We're on TV again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.70,0:00:44.07,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,It's a miracle!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.07,0:00:45.02,Main,four,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.02,0:00:47.12,Main,four,0000,0000,0000,,Hooray! Hooray!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.80,0:00:47.62,overlap,choro,0000,0000,0000,,I'm worried...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.62,0:00:48.94,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Choromatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.40,0:00:51.68,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We're an anime from the Showa era.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.68,0:00:54.49,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure we'll be popular now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.80,0:00:55.88,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.88,0:00:57.61,Main,four,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.61,0:00:59.10,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,This is {\i1}us{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.10,0:01:01.45,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,If you say something like that\N when we've just started,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.45,0:01:03.61,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,it's really harsh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.61,0:01:05.29,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Can we use that?\N Isn't that gag a bit old?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:06.80,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.80,0:01:07.58,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wha?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.58,0:01:09.37,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Gachon!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.37,0:01:10.27,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.27,0:01:12.46,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't invited? I wasn't invited...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.46,0:01:14.73,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Well, excuse me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.73,0:01:15.70,Main,five,0000,0000,0000,,D'oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.70,0:01:18.97,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,There's no way we'll be popular like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.26,0:01:22.47,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Did you already run into some trouble?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.47,0:01:23.89,Main,six,0000,0000,0000,,That voice!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.89,0:01:26.31,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Oho! It's been a while!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.31,0:01:27.39,Main,six,0000,0000,0000,,Iyami!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.39,0:01:31.00,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Me gags have been loved \Nthrough the generations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:33.00,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Here it comes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.32,0:01:35.39,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Sheeh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.15,0:01:39.03,Main,cheering,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! That's the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.67,0:01:42.57,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, really? Is this really okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.57,0:01:43.79,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Will people really get this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.79,0:01:46.79,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Now, once more due to popular demand...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.03,0:01:47.77,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Shee—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.03,0:01:48.84,overlap,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wait a sec!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.34,0:01:50.42,Main,five,0000,0000,0000,,Totoko-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.66,0:01:54.42,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Is it true? Are we really \Ncoming back as an anime?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.67,0:01:57.26,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's true! No doubt about it! Look!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.26,0:02:00.26,Main,cheering,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.98,0:02:04.55,Main,hata,0000,0000,0000,,We did it, jo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.55,0:02:05.27,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Hatabou...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.27,0:02:08.77,Main,chibi,0000,0000,0000,,I never thought this day \Nwould come, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.13,0:02:08.77,overlap,choro,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Chibita...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.00,0:02:10.99,Main,deka,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so happy, dasu.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.99,0:02:11.77,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Dekapan...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.77,0:02:14.65,Main,dayon,0000,0000,0000,,So happy, yoon...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.65,0:02:14.65,overlap,choro,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dayoon...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.95,0:02:17.19,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.19,0:02:19.20,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We're not okay at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.20,0:02:21.66,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Making an anime now in this day \Nand age with these characters...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.66,0:02:24.21,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, have these guys \Neven looked in the mirror?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.21,0:02:25.91,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,They totally look like \Nthey're from the Showa era.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.91,0:02:28.66,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Where is their confidence and \Nhappiness even coming from?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.04,0:02:31.34,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,There's no need to worry, Choromatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.34,0:02:35.07,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I have a great plan to make sure we're \Npopular with the current generation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.07,0:02:35.67,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Plan?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.92,0:02:38.19,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, everyone, gather around!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.19,0:02:39.33,Main,four,0000,0000,0000,,What? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.33,0:02:41.42,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,We'll do this, and that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.80,0:02:43.86,Main,four,0000,0000,0000,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.86,0:02:44.89,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.12,0:02:46.73,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wait... What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.73,0:02:49.23,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.96,0:03:04.73,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Oso...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.73,0:03:05.76,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...matsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.74,0:03:05.37,name flags top left,top,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.74,0:03:05.37,brother # flags bottom right,bot,0000,0000,0000,,Eldest \NBrother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.76,0:03:06.50,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Kara...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.41,0:03:07.12,name flags top right,top,0000,0000,0000,,Karamatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.41,0:03:07.12,brother # flags bottom left,bot,0000,0000,0000,,Second \NBrother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.50,0:03:07.12,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...matsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.40,0:03:08.18,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Choro...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.18,0:03:08.87,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...matsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.29,0:03:08.87,name flags top left,top,0000,0000,0000,,Choromatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.29,0:03:08.87,brother # flags bottom right,bot,0000,0000,0000,,Third \NBrother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.18,0:03:10.00,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Ichi...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.00,0:03:10.62,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...matsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.04,0:03:10.62,name flags top right,top,0000,0000,0000,,Ichimatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.04,0:03:10.62,brother # flags bottom left,bot,0000,0000,0000,,Fourth \NBrother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.91,0:03:11.71,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Jyushi...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.71,0:03:12.63,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...matsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.79,0:03:12.29,name flags top left,top,0000,0000,0000,,Jyushimatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.79,0:03:12.29,brother # flags bottom right,bot,0000,0000,0000,,Fifth \NBrother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.63,0:03:13.29,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Todo...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.29,0:03:14.08,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...matsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.54,0:03:14.08,name flags top right,top,0000,0000,0000,,Todomatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.54,0:03:14.08,brother # flags bottom left,bot,0000,0000,0000,,Youngest\N Brother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.53,0:03:19.92,Main,six,0000,0000,0000,,Akatsuka...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.92,0:03:22.13,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,...Fujio!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.13,0:03:25.86,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,Now, laugh! We're going to give you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.86,0:03:26.71,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,Sheeh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.71,0:03:29.52,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,These gags with our all
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.39,0:03:29.52,dayoon,screen,0000,0000,0000,,Dayoon
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.70,0:03:29.52,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,Dayoon!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.82,0:03:33.02,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,Let's forget about work and go all out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.38,0:03:35.85,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,Your forced smile
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.85,0:03:36.82,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,Idjit!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.94,0:03:36.82,moron,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Idjit
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.08,0:03:39.07,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,Hurts me the most
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.07,0:03:40.07,Main,crow,0000,0000,0000,,Dajo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.07,0:03:40.07,dajo,sgn,0000,0000,0000,,Dajo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.37,0:03:42.66,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,We can't grow up that easily
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.66,0:03:43.53,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,We are!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.85,0:03:45.28,Song,song,0000,0000,0000,,We don't want to, either
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.12,0:03:45.74,osomatsu sign,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.28,0:03:46.08,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.08,0:03:47.66,Song,six,0000,0000,0000,,This is how it should be
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.66,0:03:48.37,osomatsu-kun red sign,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.66,0:03:49.54,Song,six,0000,0000,0000,,Let's have fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.21,0:03:56.59,osomatsu-kun red sign - Copy,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.26,0:04:16.55,Main,crowd,0000,0000,0000,,Encore! Encore! Encore!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.60,0:04:14.96,overlap,oso,0000,0000,0000,,All right, everyone...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.23,0:04:15.85,osomatsu-kun red sign - Copy,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.85,0:04:18.18,overlap,all,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.85,0:04:20.73,osomatsu-kun red sign,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.78,0:04:28.12,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This is Osomatsu Academy,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.12,0:04:30.02,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}a school specifically for entertainers.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.54,0:04:32.23,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Japan's one and only
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.23,0:04:35.37,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}"School Filled with \NBewilderingly-Good-Looking People,"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.87,0:04:36.88,BL System,sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(530,1)}BL System
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.37,0:04:37.43,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}aka BL system school.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.88,0:04:38.38,School Gate Signs,gates,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu\N Private Academy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.38,0:04:42.32,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And even among these beautiful people, \Nthese guys garner the most attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.96,0:04:50.25,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}They are sextuplets that are the \Nheirs to the Akatsuka Fujio Group.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.25,0:04:52.41,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}By taking the "F" from Fujio,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.41,0:04:54.52,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}they are known as F6.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.94,0:04:58.08,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The eldest of the sextuplets, \Nas well as their leader...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.08,0:05:00.34,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}...also known as "Refreshing \NJustice," Matsuno Osomatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.34,0:05:02.76,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks. I promise to read it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.76,0:05:04.15,Main,girls,0000,0000,0000,,Osomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.15,0:05:08.01,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The second brother, a carnivorous carnivore \Nwho eats his meat wrapped in more meat,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.01,0:05:09.20,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Matsuno Karamatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.20,0:05:11.62,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are in the way! Step aside!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.62,0:05:13.16,Main,girls,0000,0000,0000,,Karamatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.16,0:05:15.94,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The third brother, an associate \Nprofessor at Harvard University,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.94,0:05:17.97,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the beautiful genius, Matsuno Choromatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.97,0:05:21.17,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,I'm terribly sorry. I'm currently \Nmastering how to decipher hieroglyphs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.17,0:05:22.67,Main,girls,0000,0000,0000,,Choromatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.67,0:05:25.30,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The fourth brother, the \Ncharismatic centripetal force,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.30,0:05:27.39,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the mysteriously cool Matsuno Ichimatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.39,0:05:28.64,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Please be quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.87,0:05:30.07,Main,girls,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.64,0:05:34.44,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The fifth brother, slayer of thousands of hearts,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.44,0:05:36.79,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the sweet prince, Matsuno Jyushimatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.79,0:05:39.87,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Seccross, everyone!\N Oh, whoops. I mean, thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.87,0:05:41.15,Main,girls,0000,0000,0000,,Jyushimatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.15,0:05:43.45,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The youngest, with miraculous looks,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.24,0:05:43.45,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.45,0:05:45.62,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}the cutie fairy, Matsuno Todomatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.92,0:05:47.73,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Bye-bye, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.73,0:05:49.57,Main,girls,0000,0000,0000,,Todomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.57,0:05:51.79,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Their popularity has spread all over Japan,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.79,0:05:53.97,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}no, the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.97,0:05:57.24,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And it is said they have \Nacquired as much status
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.24,0:05:58.99,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}and power as a royal family.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.73,0:06:01.44,Main,chiefmoney,0000,0000,0000,,Here is your schedule today...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.44,0:06:04.95,Main,money,0000,0000,0000,,9 AM, you have your Japanese history \Nclass as well as an autograph signing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.95,0:06:06.84,Main,money,0000,0000,0000,,10 AM, you have a kanji test
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.84,0:06:09.29,Main,money,0000,0000,0000,,as well as a meet-and-greet \Nevent and photo shoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.29,0:06:10.07,Main,money,0000,0000,0000,,At 1 PM...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.07,0:06:11.23,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Cancel them all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.92,0:06:13.12,Main,money,0000,0000,0000,,As you wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.53,0:06:29.15,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Shall we be idols again today?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.71,0:06:30.28,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,With our song...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.28,0:06:31.20,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,...dance...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.20,0:06:32.28,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,...bodies...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.28,0:06:33.12,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,...and hearts...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.49,0:06:34.70,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,...we'll save the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.52,0:06:38.21,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,The ultimate sextuplets that \NAkatsuka Fujio created...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.84,0:06:39.81,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.28,0:06:42.50,Main,all,0000,0000,0000,,...F6!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.67,0:06:47.67,space centre,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Florida ~ Kennedy Space Center
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.34,0:06:47.67,Main - Top,guy,0000,0000,0000,,What's happened?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.45,0:06:50.18,Main,guy,0000,0000,0000,,It's a miracle!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.41,0:06:55.20,Main - Top,totoko,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I can't believe I entered the same school
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.20,0:06:57.68,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}as those godly figures...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.05,0:07:02.69,Main - Top,toto,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And I can't believe I encountered\N them the way I did...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.04,0:07:04.89,Main,tomo,0000,0000,0000,,Totoko! Were you able to buy lunch?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.89,0:07:05.83,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.78,0:07:09.00,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Ow...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.14,0:07:11.31,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.46,0:07:13.58,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,You're...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.37,0:07:17.03,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,U-Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.79,0:07:19.26,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.56,0:07:20.90,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't help but stare.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.90,0:07:23.00,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.45,0:07:27.37,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, now. Flirting at school, Osomatsu-niisan?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.37,0:07:29.09,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,You sure move fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.45,0:07:32.68,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Flirting? That's not it, Karamatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.27,0:07:36.31,Main - Top,bg,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! It's F6! Take me! Take me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.15,0:07:36.85,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It looked like she wasn't able to buy \Nher lunch, so I wanted to help her out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.11,0:07:40.68,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? This dull thing isn't\N worth your time, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.68,0:07:42.52,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,D-Dull thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.52,0:07:44.69,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,I've just met this guy! How dare he?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.69,0:07:45.61,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.61,0:07:47.66,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Th-Thank you ver—
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.34,0:07:52.48,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she's dull.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.48,0:07:55.70,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Jeez. What's with this super \Nsadist? His personality sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.93,0:08:05.17,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Be more careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.84,0:08:09.35,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,But he's so kind!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.35,0:08:10.51,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,Found you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.51,0:08:12.84,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,Audrey Hepburn!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.62,0:08:16.94,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Ow...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.94,0:08:19.13,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing, Jyushimatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.25,0:08:21.81,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Nii-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.39,0:08:24.83,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, your clothes got loose.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.83,0:08:25.81,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Yours, too, Nii-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.00,0:08:32.15,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,J-Jyushimatsu...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.45,0:08:33.61,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Nii-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.63,0:08:39.91,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Were you hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.84,0:08:42.50,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,I-I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.31,0:08:46.57,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm the one that picked that up!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.57,0:08:48.11,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.11,0:08:49.59,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,No need to thank me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.87,0:08:53.29,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Just learn to look out for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.29,0:08:55.02,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,R-Righ—
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.34,0:08:57.24,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Th-That emblem!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.85,0:09:00.21,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,C-Could he be a descendant of
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.21,0:09:02.53,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,the Somethingorother Republic \Nthat saved the world
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.53,0:09:04.35,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,from Emperor Whatshisname 400 years ago?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.21,0:09:07.39,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,It appears we have met after all...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.39,0:09:09.36,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,See? He's even foreshadowing something!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.05,0:09:13.11,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,I see you're as awesome as \Never, Ichimatsu-niisan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.35,0:09:16.61,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,He's using a parasol indoors? \NHe's totally effeminate!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.61,0:09:19.64,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Today's lunch is avocado \Ndip and bagna càuda.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.64,0:09:21.55,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,And some "Red Spring Ride" afterwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.55,0:09:23.12,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, he's just a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.90,0:09:25.07,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Good grief.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.07,0:09:28.38,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Could you all refrain from \Ncausing such a commotion?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.15,0:09:33.38,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Please remember that we are celebrities.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.38,0:09:35.29,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,He's totally the leader of the pack!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.29,0:09:37.05,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,That's a win!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.33,0:09:41.17,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. I'm so clumsy, \NI caused everyone trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.17,0:09:41.99,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.99,0:09:45.98,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Um, i-i-it's not... I didn't \Nmean that you caused trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.98,0:09:47.70,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Was that all an act and \Nhe's actually a virgin?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.70,0:09:49.48,Main - Italics,toto,0000,0000,0000,,The biggest characteristic gap?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.81,0:09:53.19,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys. I'm the one who found her first.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.44,0:09:56.40,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. I forgot to mention this, but she's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.40,0:09:58.57,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,I can't let you have a princess like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.57,0:10:01.42,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph. I'd rather have her for \Nmyself than give her to any of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.42,0:10:03.55,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going to let you \Nguys have her, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.55,0:10:04.78,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Agreed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.24,0:10:06.91,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Wha?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.94,0:10:12.52,Main,six,0000,0000,0000,,Please, choose your favorite Matsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.84,0:10:18.76,Main,toto,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.00,0:10:20.25,Main,friend,0000,0000,0000,,Totoko!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.68,0:10:23.90,Main,friend,0000,0000,0000,,She's dead!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.16,0:10:29.52,Main - Italics,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! This is going great! \NJust according to plan!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.52,0:10:31.23,Main - Italics,oso,0000,0000,0000,,This is what anime is nowadays!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.23,0:10:34.90,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,This is not how anime is \Nnowadays! This is too absurd!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.45,0:10:37.53,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Do we really want to go \Nwith this idol premise?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.53,0:10:38.99,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We even destroyed a meteor.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.99,0:10:41.74,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea what we're \Ntrying to do right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.98,0:10:44.30,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,And what the hell\N is Totoko-chan doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.30,0:10:46.75,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Why did the heroine die \Nin the first episode?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.99,0:10:51.76,Main - Italics,kara,0000,0000,0000,,But we're actually from the Showa era, \Nso we're reaching our physical limits...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.76,0:10:53.29,Main - Italics,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't the commercial coming up yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.29,0:10:55.88,Main - Italics,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we'll never be naturals at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.88,0:10:58.99,Main - Italics,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you two. Don't go all \NShowa on me in this setting.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.99,0:11:02.49,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You're one to talk, Jyushimatsu! \NHepburn? What era are you in?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.49,0:11:03.68,Main - Italics,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Would Higuchi Ichiyo have been better?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.68,0:11:05.09,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,She's from Meiji! That's even further back!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.09,0:11:07.74,Main - Italics,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, we just have to keep up the flow.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.74,0:11:10.68,Main - Italics,todo,0000,0000,0000,,If we can keep this up until the \Ncommercial, we can rest for 90 seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.68,0:11:11.58,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.09,0:11:15.90,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Ichimatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.90,0:11:16.40,Main - Italics,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.82,0:11:18.49,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you let your guard down?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.79,0:11:20.24,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You turned back to normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.73,0:11:22.74,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Are we okay? Did anyone see?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.96,0:11:25.05,Main,girl,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.05,0:11:26.64,Main,girl,0000,0000,0000,,His design suddenly went old-school?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.49,0:11:27.62,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.64,0:11:28.53,Main,girl,0000,0000,0000,,Was that Showa?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.62,0:11:31.12,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna have to be cool again \Nto regain our fans' trust!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.38,0:11:34.63,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, did you say something just now?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.87,0:11:38.13,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the wall slam! It's cliché, \Nbut good job, Karamatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.13,0:11:41.19,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Those are some naughty lips... \NI'm gonna have to seal them up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.14,0:11:44.98,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.39,0:11:46.85,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Did you reach your limit?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.85,0:11:49.77,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Was this kind of anime too \Nmuch for us after all?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.04,0:11:52.33,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Don't give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.33,0:11:54.59,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you doing that to me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.59,0:11:55.44,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it, Todomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.75,0:11:58.12,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You don't understand how the \Nwall slam works, do you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.95,0:12:01.70,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,It's not coming out at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.03,0:12:05.70,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,It's a scam! It's totally a scam!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.21,0:12:05.70,overlap,choro,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And what the hell are you trying \Nto do, Jyushimatsu?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.70,0:12:07.84,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what's wrong, everyone?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.84,0:12:09.64,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look so glum.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.94,0:12:11.58,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,If you look at us like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.28,0:12:14.75,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,it's really harsh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.03,0:12:16.46,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.46,0:12:17.50,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Gachon!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.92,0:12:19.88,Main,jyushi,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't invited? I wasn't invited...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.30,0:12:22.69,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Well, excuse me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.69,0:12:24.26,Main,five,0000,0000,0000,,D'oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.97,0:12:24.22,Main,sfx,0000,0000,0000,,D'oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.26,0:12:25.34,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,They actually did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.34,0:12:27.85,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,That was the Showa full course!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.88,0:12:31.98,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Our anime revival fans are disappearing!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.45,0:12:34.76,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.76,0:12:35.98,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Gentlemen.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.23,0:12:39.63,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,It appears that you're trying to\N join the ranks of popular anime...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.63,0:12:40.73,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,How laughable.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.99,0:12:42.70,Main,girl,0000,0000,0000,,Sensei, you're so amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.70,0:12:44.90,Main,girl,0000,0000,0000,,Sensei, notice me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.24,0:12:45.99,overlap,choro,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sensei?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.59,0:12:50.56,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be taking over this anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.66,0:12:55.42,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on? This isn't good.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.42,0:12:57.92,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,An actual hot guy character showed up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.91,0:13:02.39,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,To think that you'd blow chunks after \Ntrying to act cool for a second...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.39,0:13:04.32,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,If you actually think you can survive
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.32,0:13:06.67,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,the anime warring states era \Nwith resolve like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.97,0:13:08.43,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,you guys are...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.99,0:13:12.22,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Sheeh!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.22,0:13:14.72,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,It was you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.76,0:13:14.42,Main - Top,iyai,0000,0000,0000,,Sheeh!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.02,0:13:17.73,Main,subs,0000,0000,0000,,Pleasure to meet you...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.40,0:13:20.48,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Just leave this to me. \NI just got back from France.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.94,0:13:26.19,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, back from France? \NHe's just a French guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.19,0:13:28.49,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,He totally changed his citizenship \Njust to be popular!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.72,0:13:29.99,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,But we're saved.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.23,0:13:33.25,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Now it looks like we'll be able to \Nmaintain our popular anime status.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.51,0:13:35.71,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,You totally get it, Iyami-sensei!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.87,0:13:37.21,Main,subs,0000,0000,0000,,Leave it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.62,0:13:40.71,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Be more thorough! That's the one part\N of your design you need to change most!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.94,0:13:42.76,Main,dayon,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, now...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.02,0:13:45.00,Main,dayon,0000,0000,0000,,Out of the way, Teach.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.00,0:13:47.47,Main,dayon,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget about us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.47,0:13:48.65,Main,hata,0000,0000,0000,,Dajo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.18,0:13:49.97,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What the—
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.36,0:13:53.01,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Now Dayoon and Hatabou look cool, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.01,0:13:54.68,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,But why did it turn into \Nsome punk anime now?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.68,0:13:57.05,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We're going the idol route right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.05,0:13:59.80,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Stop trying to butt in with a \Ntotally different genre!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.80,0:14:00.44,Main,jyuushi,0000,0000,0000,,Then...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.44,0:14:02.89,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Toss it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.89,0:14:04.32,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We don't need to do a club activities show!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.95,0:14:06.36,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Then could I get Shirakocchi?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.36,0:14:07.32,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hell is Shirakocchi?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.84,0:14:09.53,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to pass you...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.53,0:14:10.35,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,and take my character!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.35,0:14:11.91,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Don't take that character!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.91,0:14:13.54,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, wait, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.83,0:14:15.78,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Don't forget our unity just \Nbecause you want popularity!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.78,0:14:17.80,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,If we all start doing separate things\N when we're sextuplets,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.80,0:14:19.54,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,we won't be "Osomatsu-kun" anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.54,0:14:23.05,dont want to be osomatsukun,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Don't Want This Kind of Osomatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.11,0:14:22.19,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't want this \Nkind of "Osomatsu-kun."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.19,0:14:23.05,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wha?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.05,0:14:24.84,dont want to be osomatsukun - Copy,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Don't Want This Kind of Osomatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.43,0:14:25.59,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,More than Osomatsu-kun...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.46,0:14:28.84,dont want to be osomatsukun - Copy,sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\c&HF63C54&}End of the Century Sextuplets Shittymatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.04,0:14:27.01,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's Shittymatsu-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.01,0:14:28.40,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you even saying?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.40,0:14:30.74,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I think I've seen this before.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.47,0:14:31.93,dont want to be osomatsukun - Copy,sign,0000,0000,0000,,Soundmatsu-kun
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.74,0:14:31.93,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,We totally have seen that before!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.44,0:14:33.27,Main,honoka,0000,0000,0000,,Fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.27,0:14:34.43,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.58,0:14:39.62,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, do something, Ichimatsu! \NDon't take a break all by yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.66,0:14:43.69,Main,girl,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's the principal!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.93,0:14:47.11,Main,deka,0000,0000,0000,,What's all this ruckus? Are you fighting?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.35,0:14:48.86,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,N-Now it's...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.10,0:14:50.29,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,The Principal?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.96,0:14:54.67,Main,deka,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make me call the cops, dasu.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.48,0:14:58.80,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You have no right to say that! \NDon't make Dekapan look realistic!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.80,0:14:59.96,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You just look creepy as hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.02,0:15:02.08,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't good...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.08,0:15:04.97,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Their desire to make this\N a popular anime is too strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.97,0:15:06.86,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,They're combining too many elements!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.86,0:15:09.38,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,If we bring in any more, \Nwe won't be able to control them...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.24,0:15:23.70,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,C-Could this be...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.86,0:15:36.83,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously?! Now a titan showed up?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.07,0:15:38.87,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,And why is it Chibita?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.87,0:15:41.38,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You're the last character that's \Nsupposed to get bigger!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.66,0:15:46.80,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't good.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.80,0:15:48.70,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,Chibita's so worked up that
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.70,0:15:51.92,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,he's lost sight of the best \Npart of his character!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.92,0:15:53.69,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You're one to talk, Karamatsucchi.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.69,0:15:56.31,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! That's totally Chibitacchi!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.10,0:15:58.43,Main,all,0000,0000,0000,,It is!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.43,0:16:00.31,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Why'd you have to leave that part small?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.53,0:16:04.67,Main,guy,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.05,0:16:06.68,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.62,0:16:10.67,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're gonna put him\N in an oden first, huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.36,0:16:13.01,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.17,0:16:17.62,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.84,0:16:19.33,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing, Choromatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.33,0:16:21.58,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,If we don't defeat him, \Nthis anime's finished!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.80,0:16:24.54,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,You're the ones who are trying to end it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.54,0:16:26.59,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Please! Don't make our crime any worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.35,0:16:30.09,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.91,0:16:32.64,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's been 27 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.64,0:16:34.09,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Quit spouting dicey lines!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.10,0:16:38.93,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Take this!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.73,0:16:44.98,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.25,0:16:46.48,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I'll end this now!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.48,0:16:48.27,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, end it already!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.57,0:16:49.65,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Your weak spot is...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.03,0:16:50.90,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,there!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.87,0:16:56.13,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}That's{\i0} his weak spot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.33,0:17:00.08,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.08,0:17:01.50,Main,dayon,0000,0000,0000,,Dasuttebayo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.50,0:17:02.10,Main,iyami,0000,0000,0000,,Sheeh!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.10,0:17:03.36,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.21,0:17:05.75,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,This is awful!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.25,0:17:07.25,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,I choose you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.25,0:17:09.25,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it already!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.60,0:17:12.30,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,This is supposed to commemorate 80 \Nyears since Akatsuka Fujio was born!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.30,0:17:15.73,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Now none of his characters are even in this!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.47,0:17:17.26,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,It's no use...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.89,0:17:19.08,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,This anime
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.04,0:17:22.61,Main - Italics,choro,0000,0000,0000,,is going to end this episode...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.48,0:17:35.39,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.39,0:17:36.99,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,This is totally gonna work!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.70,0:17:46.46,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.76,0:17:55.21,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Man, we went completely off track.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.67,0:17:57.20,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.55,0:18:00.22,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if Akatsuka-sensei is mad...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.92,0:18:03.86,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure it's fine.\N He's been dead for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.98,0:18:10.41,Main,all,0000,0000,0000,,We're sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.00,0:18:12.57,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,And so the sextuplets
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.57,0:18:16.11,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,wandered into a maze with no exit,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.11,0:18:19.49,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,with the task of reviving\N this anime in front of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.41,0:18:24.79,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,And years later...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.20,0:18:28.45,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,Despite being older than twenty,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.45,0:18:30.61,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,they couldn't find anything to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.91,0:18:32.97,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,They lazed around all day and,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.42,0:18:35.40,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,with only their bodies becoming adult,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.51,0:18:38.80,Main - Italics,nar,0000,0000,0000,,they had become Osomatsu-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.65,0:18:42.35,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it's been about ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.75,0:18:44.26,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want to do, Karamatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.11,0:18:47.52,Main,kara,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want to do, Choromatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.92,0:18:50.52,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do, Ichimatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.14,0:18:53.27,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,What about you, Jyushimatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.19,0:18:55.82,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think, Todomatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.10,0:18:58.57,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,What about you, Osomatsu-niisan?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.40,0:19:02.37,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It's been ten years,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.88,0:19:07.23,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,and yet we haven't found \Na single thing to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.54,0:20:45.35,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,So, twenty three minutes after we went on-air,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.35,0:20:48.47,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Osomatsu-san{\i0} has finally started.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.47,0:20:52.22,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,How did you feel ending the \Nshow like this, Jyushimatsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.22,0:20:55.70,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Man, the only reason we got this far is
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.70,0:20:57.59,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,because of all you fans.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.94,0:21:00.54,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Let's meet again somewhere, someday!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.54,0:21:01.36,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, next wee—
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.36,0:21:03.09,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,And that's all, folks!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.09,0:21:03.93,Main,ichi,0000,0000,0000,,Ichimatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.93,0:21:04.63,Main,kra,0000,0000,0000,,Karamatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.63,0:21:05.46,Main,todo,0000,0000,0000,,Todomatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.46,0:21:06.30,Main,jyu,0000,0000,0000,,Jyushimatsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.30,0:21:08.10,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,And Osomatsu-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.49,0:21:10.01,Main,all,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.01,0:21:11.47,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,What's with this ending?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.47,0:21:13.79,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,Er, I promise we'll do \Nthis properly next time!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.08,0:21:15.59,Main,choro,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.05,0:23:49.64,Next Time on Osomatsu-san,sign,0000,0000,0000,,{\c&H4B93E5&}Next Time on {\c&H1E1EC5&}Osomatsu-san
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.71,0:22:49.92,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,This is Osomatsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.92,0:22:52.04,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,We went through quite a bit this time,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.04,0:22:55.36,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,but we plan on properly starting \Nthe anime the next episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.36,0:22:57.74,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,And so, next time on {\i1}Osomatsu-san{\i0},
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.43,0:23:49.64,Next Ep Title,titles,0000,0000,0000,,Let's Get a Job \N The Melancholy of Osomatsu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.74,0:23:00.88,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,"Let's Get a Job," and "The \NMelancholy of Osomatsu."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.88,0:23:02.79,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,See you next week!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.98,0:23:07.31,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.31,0:23:09.05,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Why is the preview not ending?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.05,0:23:10.36,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing left to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.36,0:23:13.35,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,What? After you finished editing episode one,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.35,0:23:16.40,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,you ended up with an extra minute, so you \Nneed me to do something to fill it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.40,0:23:20.22,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?! Come on, you need \Nto tell me that in advance!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.22,0:23:24.72,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,If you had, I would have had\N some awesome gag prepared!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.72,0:23:27.25,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I totally had an awesome one!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.25,0:23:30.12,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,You should have told me earlier!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.12,0:23:33.21,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, is this anime going to be \Nokay with episode one being like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.21,0:23:35.74,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting worried about how the \Nrest of this is going to be...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.74,0:23:36.67,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,We okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.67,0:23:38.54,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what? Gag?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.54,0:23:39.99,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,You want to hear the awesome one?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.99,0:23:41.26,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,We still have time?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.26,0:23:43.67,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,You should have told me that earlier!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.67,0:23:45.88,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,It really is awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.88,0:23:48.35,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Hurry up? Well, I \Nguess I don't have a choice, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.35,0:23:49.64,Main,oso,0000,0000,0000,,There. I used up a minute!