"Leanne" The Important Stuff

1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,554 [upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,561 [calm music playing] 3 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:22,856 [sighs] 4 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:27,777 [sighs louder] 5 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,614 You okay? 6 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,242 I don't know. 7 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,578 Can I get you anything? 8 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:37,746 I'm fine. 9 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,080 You sure? 10 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:43,418 I got Xanax, Ativan, Ambien. I think this might be a laxative. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,337 I'll always take a laxative. 12 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,344 I'm just so confused. 13 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,765 You marry, you have precious babies. 14 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,767 Those babies have babies. 15 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,352 You keep a house running the best you can. 16 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,022 You wear tiny, hateful panties 17 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:08,193 that go up into your crack and split you in two 'cause you love him, you do! 18 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,487 [sighs] 19 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,656 You build a life in sickness and in health 20 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,952 because you took a vow when you were young and skinny. 21 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,663 And you could've married little Tommy Turner. 22 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,958 -He was so cute. -So cute! 23 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,336 It didn't matter that he only came up to here. 24 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,462 [chuckle] 25 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:32,258 But you chose Bill Murphy. 26 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:34,636 [chuckles] 27 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:38,681 Because he was solid and kind. 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,850 Could've been a little bit more chatty. 29 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,270 You know, men only have so many words they use in a day. 30 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:48,650 Sometimes, not even words. It's more like noises. 31 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:53,530 And then, after 33 years of complete and utter devotion, 32 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,907 you find out he's run off with a younger woman. 33 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,493 -How do you know she's younger? -She has to be! 34 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,495 Otherwise, I'm driving off a bridge. 35 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,540 I-- A-Any idea how long this has been going on? 36 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,583 I'm no Sherlock Holmes, 37 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,754 but I'd say around the time Amazon delivered that nose hair trimmer. 38 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,049 So what do you wanna do? You wanna break some dishes? 39 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,592 Set his clothes on fire? 40 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,428 Get drunk on Kahlúa and wander around Walmart in your nightgown? 41 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,596 That was you. 42 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:22,058 All I'm saying is, I've been where you are more than once. 43 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,560 Twice. 44 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,727 Okay. 45 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,689 But when it does come, 46 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,483 when the breakdown of all breakdowns hits, I'll be there. 47 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,652 -I know you will. -As you've been there for me. 48 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:35,196 -I have. -But now it's your turn. [chuckles] 49 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,700 Hey, Mom. 50 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,661 [Leanne] Oh, hey, my sweet angels. Give me that baby. 51 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:44,581 -How are you doing? -I'm fine. 52 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,791 -Aunt Carol? -She's processing. 53 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,335 Nothing to process. 54 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,589 Your daddy has chosen another woman to love and to cherish 55 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,674 and do nasty, filthy things with. 56 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,303 I will just have to carry on and go back to Weight Watchers. 57 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,054 Processing. 58 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,932 Mom, you don't have to be strong. 59 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,269 I can't help it. I'm from farming people. 60 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,479 We're built for lifting and hauling. 61 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,816 I will meet this unexpected turn of events with grace and dignity. 62 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,026 And alcohol. 63 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,819 Again, that's you. 64 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,155 I do need one favor. 65 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,448 Anything. 66 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,993 Your son's name, Bill Jr., is problematic. 67 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:26,039 What? It's on his birth certificate. He's been baptized. 68 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,624 So we'll re-dunk him. 69 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,711 The name Bill will never be said in this house again. 70 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,713 Aunt Carol, say something. 71 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,382 -How about Rex? -[gasps] I love it. 72 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,052 No. No Rex. We're not changing his name. 73 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,512 Oh, he won't know the difference. Look at him. 74 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,848 -He looks like a Rex to me. -[Leanne gasps] 75 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,726 Grandmama loves her big boy Rex. 76 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:52,440 ♪ Leanne ♪ 77 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,529 Here you go. I made it sugar-free. I know you're diabetic. 78 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,658 -Oh, thank you, Leanne. -Don't need you losing another foot. 79 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,784 [woman laughs] 80 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,746 -Don't know how long I can keep this up. -Just breathe. 81 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,832 -I'm having dark thoughts, Carol. -That's understandable. 82 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,626 I keep imagining Bill and this other woman, 83 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:14,379 and I'm stabbing them over and over until my arm gets tired. 84 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,631 Oh, hey, Sylvie. Cute dress. 85 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,343 And there's blood everywhere, and I'm laughing. 86 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,095 Well, how could you not? 87 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,099 Oh, no. Just remember, your son turned out good. 88 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,644 -Hey, Mom. -That's what you wear to church? 89 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,980 I would've changed, but I haven't been home yet. 90 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:36,567 -Where on earth have you been? -Not sure. I think it was a blue house. 91 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,861 Where's Dad? 92 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,573 Well, he woke up with a tickle in his throat and feeling clammy. 93 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:46,411 -I thought with his history of strep-- -Hang on, they found my car. 94 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:47,996 Okay. 95 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,790 At some point, you gotta tell her about you and Bill. 96 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, but not here. 97 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,585 I'm certainly gonna wait until she's sober. 98 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,213 So at family day at Betty Ford? 99 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:01,217 Oh, Lord. Hey, Mary. How you doing, doll? 100 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,595 Oh, you know me, basking in the sunshine of our Savior. 101 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,390 Working on a melanoma. Good for you. 102 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,644 -Wasn't it a beautiful service? -It truly was. 103 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,022 It is nice to have you back, Carol. 104 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,983 I was so sorry to hear about your marriage. 105 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,736 We were rooting for you and that Italian feller. 106 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,822 -He's from New Hampshire. -Still a Catholic. 107 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,826 -Can I get you some Jell-O salad? -Oh, thank you. 108 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,411 So where's Bill today? 109 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,329 -Sick. -Working. 110 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,955 Sick of working. 111 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,209 Honey, I tell you, if my husband traveled as much as Bill, 112 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,712 I'd be up all night with runaway thoughts. 113 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,422 Your husband's dead. 114 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,091 But I know where he is. 115 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,679 -You have a blessed Sunday! -[Carol chuckles awkwardly] 116 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:52,477 -Lord, I hate that woman. -It's like she's got my phone tapped. 117 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,271 -Her new teeth look good, though. -They do. 118 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,731 Right? 119 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,816 [bumper music playing] 120 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:01,694 You gonna tell Mama and Daddy? 121 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,780 Absolutely not. It'll break their little hearts. 122 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,491 -You can't keep it a secret. -Watch me. 123 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,743 [Leanne] Here you go, Mama and Daddy. 124 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,621 -Oh, yum. -Thank you. 125 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,415 Look at you two. Y'all are the cutest couple. 126 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,875 Walter died. 127 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,836 Walter down the block? 128 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,883 Well, he's not down the block anymore. He's in the sweet arms of Jesus. 129 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,803 I never liked him. He was a little handsy. 130 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:30,515 We don't speak ill of the dead, but yes, he was. 131 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:35,770 In my day, we'd walk a pervert deep into the woods and come back alone. 132 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,398 Where's Bill? 133 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,775 Um, Bill's working, Mama. 134 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:41,859 On Sunday? 135 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,611 No rest for the wicked. 136 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:50,076 You know, he promised that he was gonna build us one of those walk-in bathtubs 137 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,246 with a little door and a seat, like on TV. 138 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,039 Sit in the shower? 139 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:58,209 The day I do that, I'm walking myself into the woods. 140 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,213 So when can Bill get started? 141 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:05,591 I don't know, but if he said he'd build it, then he will. 142 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,469 He's a good man, Leanne. You're lucky to have him. 143 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,556 -Sure am. -Salt of the earth. 144 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,891 Yeah. Salt. 145 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:15,935 God love him. 146 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,645 Yeah, God love him. 147 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,940 God love Bill Murphy! 148 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,108 [thud] 149 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:26,654 Menopause. 150 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,574 [bumper music playing] 151 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,995 I might need to find a new church. 152 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,373 Please, you've been a good Christian your whole life. 153 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,877 You're entitled to a small, psychotic break during fellowship. 154 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,212 -Where are you going? -To check on Dad. 155 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,214 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back. We've gotta talk. 156 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,716 What'd I do now? 157 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,634 [exhales] It's not you, honey. 158 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:50,887 It's not me either. 159 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,308 I just drink on the weekends. 160 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,228 Sit. 161 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,569 Your daddy's not sick. 162 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,905 But there is something wrong with him. 163 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,826 I don't know how to tell you this other than tell you. 164 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,997 Your father has left me for another woman. 165 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,666 Oh my gosh, Mom. 166 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,543 -I know. -I'm in shock. 167 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,836 Yeah. 168 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,172 So what, is she like young and hot? 169 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,050 I don't really know. 170 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,635 But one would assume. 171 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,138 This explains everything. 172 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,264 What? 173 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,725 Why I am the way I am. 174 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,230 Okay, what "am" you? 175 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:47,235 Hello, I'm a child of divorce. 176 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,323 Sweetie, this just happened yesterday. 177 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,326 Did it? 178 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,412 Or has it been going on my whole life? 179 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,706 No idea. 180 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,376 What happens now? 181 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,836 I have to choose between you and Dad? 182 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,966 Of course not. I would never ask that of you. 183 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:13,261 But if you want to choose good over evil, I'm here for you. 184 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,056 It's not that simple, Mom. 185 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,184 There's two sides. There's always two sides. 186 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:24,063 There's one side. It's my side. 187 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,775 It's the side that took you to get fitted for a diaphragm! 188 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:28,776 Oh! 189 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,322 Wow. 190 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,740 I blame myself. 191 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:35,658 For that? 192 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,161 I took a buttload of Dexatrim before I knew I was pregnant with her. 193 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,831 Yeah, that could do it. 194 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,750 And I kept wondering why I wasn't losing weight. 195 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,836 [bumper music playing] 196 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,510 Can't believe I'm gonna be a divorcee. 197 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,596 Nothing to be ashamed of. I'm one. 198 00:09:58,306 --> 00:09:59,432 What's that look? 199 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:05,938 You can't compare our situations. You married Boris because he had a Camaro. 200 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,110 And Alex, so his dying little mama wouldn't know he was gay. 201 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:14,322 She knew. She left him her pearls. 202 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:21,120 Point is, I was married to my college sweetheart for 33 years. 203 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:24,165 We had a successful business together. 204 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,793 We raised two wonderful children. We have a beautiful grandbaby. 205 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:28,753 So? 206 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,047 So I win. 207 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,177 Now I'm looking to be alone for the rest of my life. 208 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:39,472 Oh, don't be ridiculous. You'll find someone. 209 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:42,808 -Are you crazy? I'm not gonna date. -Why not? 210 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:47,605 You think I'm gonna crawl into a stranger's bed and let him see all this? 211 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:52,151 Please, get a juice cleanse and a spray tan, you're open for business. 212 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,364 You don't understand. Even if this was all tight and tawny, 213 00:10:56,447 --> 00:11:00,159 up here, the idea of being with another man is unthinkable. 214 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,702 It turns my stomach. 215 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,413 What if it was Tim McGraw? 216 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,918 We could make out on his bus and see what happens. 217 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,088 Attagirl, I'll keep his bass player busy. 218 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,382 [Carol chuckles] 219 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,258 If only we had hormones. 220 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,344 [bumper music playing] 221 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,183 Here you go, Daddy. 222 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,351 Thank you. 223 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,067 Did I tell you Walter died? 224 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,069 -You did. -Did I tell you how? 225 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,028 No. 226 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,905 Reading on the toilet. 227 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:40,574 It's a silent killer. 228 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,369 That's why I keep the door open. 229 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,790 Thinking ahead. Smart. 230 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,421 -How you doing on money? -I'm fine. 231 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,339 Of course. You ain't got no children. 232 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,220 I swear, I will never make my children bathe me. 233 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,722 Carol ain't got no children. 234 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,015 Yes, Daddy, thank you. 235 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,892 It was your turn. 236 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,018 I know. 237 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,397 Wish we could put a snorkel in her mouth and run her through a car wash. 238 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,233 You wouldn't have to help her 239 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:17,111 if Bill gets started on that walk-in tub he promised. 240 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,906 Um, he was here the other day, taking measurements. 241 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,283 Isn't that right, Carol? 242 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,659 -He was? -He was. 243 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,744 He was. 244 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,538 Bill was here? 245 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:28,706 Oh, Daddy. 246 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,460 You have a nice bath, Mama? 247 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,336 Uh-huh. 248 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,007 What you doing? 249 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,802 Taking this potato salad over to Walter's widow. 250 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,764 Don't you think you want to put some clothes on first? 251 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,474 She's just down the road. 252 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,479 Are we just gonna watch this happen? 253 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,024 She'll find her way back. She always does. 254 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,944 Did I tell you Walter died? 255 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,615 -You did. -Did I tell you how? 256 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,283 Brace yourself. 257 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,243 [bumper music playing] 258 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,626 [imitates dad’s gruff voice] I tell you Walter died? 259 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,252 Stop it. 260 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:22,134 You have got to be kidding me. What are you doing here? 261 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,261 I just came to get a few of my things. 262 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,932 You son of a bitch. I always knew you couldn't be trusted. 263 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,266 What are you talking about? 264 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,936 I'm who you called when you had "trouble" in Mexico. 265 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,480 What's this now? 266 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,941 Don't listen to him, he's a proven liar! 267 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,486 Thank you for your help, but I got this. 268 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,695 Go. 269 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:45,533 -I mean, I've got this by myself. -What do you want me to do? 270 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,410 I don't know, take a walk around the block. 271 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,328 Okay. 272 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,039 It was a destination wedding, and I was framed. 273 00:13:55,876 --> 00:14:00,881 So what? You were hoping to sneak out without having to face me? 274 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,133 That was the idea, yeah. 275 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:06,720 Who ends a 33-year marriage with an email? 276 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,598 -Can we not do this now? -I'm sorry! 277 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,060 Is this inconvenient for you? When would be a good time? 278 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:16,063 Tomorrow? Ow! 279 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,649 Who are you? Talk to me. 280 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:23,654 I'm the same guy I've always been, just… tired of being miserable. 281 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,155 You were miserable? 282 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,409 Did you ever think to tell me you were miserable?! 283 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,203 Come on, you and I haven't touched each other in years. 284 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:35,708 -We're more roommates. -So this is all about you getting touched? 285 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,918 No, it's all about me being happy. 286 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,796 I found someone who makes me happy. 287 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,340 Somebody that makes you happy? 288 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,843 Yes, I did. 289 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:46,760 Ow! 290 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,096 Oh, darn it, now I'm happy. 291 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,642 I'm just over in Clarksville. 292 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,562 I can-- I can be around for all the important stuff. 293 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,903 I thought I was the important stuff. 294 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,286 [bumper music playing] 295 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,040 I'm so sorry. 296 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,793 I keep thinking this is a bad dream, and I'm gonna wake up. 297 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,129 -You're gonna get through this. -I won't. 298 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,174 You will, and you'll be stronger and better for it. 299 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,343 What else you got? 300 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,096 I don't know, don't swim after a big meal? 301 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,350 I love you. Stop talking. 302 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,687 -Want me to stay the night? -Thank you, but I can manage. 303 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,857 -Just help me make up this couch. -Why? 304 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,568 -I can't sleep in that bedroom. -Seriously? 305 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,737 We made a baby on that bed. 306 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,114 You never did it on the couch? 307 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,784 -Oh, yeah. -Hmm. 308 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:58,123 Technically, it wasn't this couch. It was the green Chanel with the dimples. 309 00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,667 The one you gave to me! 310 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,504 -Yeah, but I flipped the cushions. -Ugh! 311 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,470 You can do this. 312 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,056 See you tomorrow? 313 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,225 Yeah, see you. 314 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:24,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 315 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,071 Night. Love you. 316 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,155 I love you, too. 317 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:41,000 [muffled breathing through mask] 318 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,883 -Carol! -[Carol] Yeah! 319 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,051 Come back! 320 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,137 [bumper music playing] 321 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,392 Thank you. 322 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,686 -Oh, you'd do it for me. -I would. 323 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,981 If you want, I can snore and fart so you think he's still here. 324 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,692 Very considerate, but no. 325 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,404 -Good night. -Good night. 326 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,328 You know what? There is one thing you could do. 327 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,042 [muffled breathing through mask] 328 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,504 [end bumper music playing] 329 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,802 [closing theme music playing] 330 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:40,726 ♪ Leanne ♪ 331 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:03,540 ♪ Leanne ♪ 332 00:18:04,305 --> 00:19:04,746 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-