"Leanne" Smooth Like a Dolphin

1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,804 [upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:18,852 [upbeat music playing] 3 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,437 [Laura] Let's talk custody. 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,855 Any kids? 5 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:24,566 Two. Grown. Boy and a girl. 6 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,484 He's my pride and joy. 7 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,070 She's my… daughter. 8 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:32,240 I'm sorry. I'm nervous. 9 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,577 Understandable. No one gets married to get divorced. 10 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:38,329 Sometimes you just gotta wait for them to die. 11 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,083 Uh, now, assets. Do you own your house? 12 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,252 We do. Bill's very frugal. 13 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:45,754 Does not like debt. 14 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,715 If you can believe it, he pays our phone bill with cash. 15 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,092 You can do that? 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,055 Yeah, and you can buy a wedding ring at Costco. 17 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,099 No debt. [chuckles] 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,185 That's just downright un-American. 19 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,645 Uh, and who does he work for? 20 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:03,605 No one. 21 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,524 -Oh. -He owns his own business. 22 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,609 Oh! 23 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,861 RV Emporium. 24 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,988 ♪ RV Emporium ♪ 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,491 ♪ Live your life on the road ♪ 26 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:16,951 I wrote that. 27 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,122 He had, "Live your life in the street." 28 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,293 And that's just sad. 29 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,255 So is there just the one Emporium? 30 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,592 No, there's three. Two in Tennessee and one in Arkansas. 31 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,177 [cackling] 32 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,137 Jackpot! [laughs] 33 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,682 [clears throat] Again, I'm very sorry. 34 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,105 And just to be clear, all three emporiums are free of debt? 35 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,149 -Yes. -Ooh, Merry Christmas! 36 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:52,362 -I don't want this to get ugly. -Bill is the one who made it ugly. 37 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,447 That business would be nothing without my sister. 38 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,658 -Oh? -I don't know about "nothing," 39 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,828 but early on, I did do the bookkeeping, payroll, and taxes. 40 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:00,912 And the commercial? 41 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,247 Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,834 I did star in our first late-night TV commercial. 43 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:10,797 Before the babies, when eating disorders weren't frowned on like they are now. 44 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,135 People loved her. They would mob her at the Piggly Wiggly. 45 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,180 I did make a little noise. 46 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:24,352 You are a good and decent human being, Leanne. 47 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,436 Well, thank you. 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,856 Luckily, I am neither of those things. 49 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:30,400 When this divorce is done, 50 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,861 you'll own the house, half the business, 51 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,280 and the peace of mind that comes from knowing 52 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,616 you'll never have to climb on top of that bastard again. 53 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,497 And you were worried it would get ugly. 54 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:49,127 ♪ Leanne ♪ 55 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,342 Took a big step today, Leanne. I'm proud of you. 56 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,635 Thanks for pushing me. 57 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,179 Ah, that's what I do. 58 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,015 Hey, remember when I made you get your first bikini wax? 59 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,977 Homecoming game, 11th grade. 60 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,187 Painful as all get-out. 61 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,647 But I could do the banana jump with no worries. 62 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,860 No strays, smooth like a dolphin. 63 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,487 All right, a toast. 64 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:20,408 To unwanted hair and unwanted husbands. 65 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,076 Hear, hear. 66 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,536 Hair, hair. 67 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:27,874 All right, which of these cars are you gonna get? 68 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,126 I've changed my mind. I don't want a fancy car. 69 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,879 Come on, you gotta do something with your newfound wealth. 70 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,590 I'll just put it aside for my grandchildren's education. 71 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:36,507 Ah, pfft! 72 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,303 What would you spend it on? 73 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,890 I don't know, a couple of Jet Skis, maybe a pinball machine. 74 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:47,310 You know, stuff that when you get it home, it makes you feel stupid. 75 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,146 So pick a Cadillac, any Cadillac. 76 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:54,317 Well, I have always wanted an Escalade. 77 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,526 It's Escalade. 78 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,321 Are you sure? 79 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,572 Yeah, I'm sure. 80 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:01,783 It sounds French. 81 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,576 That's on purpose. Makes it classy. 82 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,370 Like "Chardonnay"? 83 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,537 You're getting it. 84 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,914 And "cul-de-sac"? 85 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,290 Okay. 86 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:10,792 And "Jon Bon Jovi." 87 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,835 Oh, just pick a damn car. 88 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,505 [bumper music playing] 89 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,636 -[Margaret] We're gonna need more cheese. -[Carol] Okay. 90 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,221 -[Margaret] And Wonder Bread. -Okay. 91 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:26,516 -And butter. -We having lunch or committing suicide? 92 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,143 Why is Daddy out by the curb? 93 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,812 He's waiting for the mailman. 94 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,939 Is he expecting something important? 95 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,566 -No, just the mailman. -Why? 96 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,612 Well, the Valpaks haven't been coming like they used to, 97 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,906 and Daddy suspects foul play. 98 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:47,578 Well, I need to talk to both of y'all. Can you get him in here? 99 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,208 -[beeping] -Jon, it's Margaret. 100 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,043 [Daddy John] Copy, Margaret. Go ahead. 101 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,505 Leanne wants to talk to us. Come inside. 102 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,048 Roger that. Over. 103 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,219 Carol, grab your daddy a beer. He's gonna be thirsty. 104 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,182 Oh, thank you. 105 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,268 This better be good. 106 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,438 I don't know about good, but it's important. 107 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,025 I saw a divorce lawyer today. 108 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,153 Oh, Leanne, no. 109 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,362 I'm sorry. 110 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,449 Shoot, I was hoping my talk would knock some sense into him. 111 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,659 I know this is hard on y'all. 112 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,203 Bill's been a part of our family for a long time. 113 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,705 Son I never had. 114 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,623 Sure. 115 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,879 So what did this, uh, lawyer fella have to say? 116 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,465 She said I should come out of this in really good shape. 117 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,925 -She? -They come that way now. 118 00:05:44,802 --> 00:05:48,848 You sure it ain't like at the airport, we saw that lady dressed as a pilot? 119 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,519 She was a pilot, Daddy. 120 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,980 Who landed that plane on the water in New York? 121 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,982 Sully, not Sally. 122 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,527 [Mama Margaret] So, what are the rules? 123 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,654 Do we see him on holidays? 124 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:07,325 Or can we still wish him happy birthday? Or is he just dead to us? 125 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,826 I'm leaning dead. 126 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,790 I don't know what the rules are. This is all new to me. 127 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,251 Well, no matter what your marital situation is, 128 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,253 your mother and I love you unconditionally. 129 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,505 Thank you, Daddy. 130 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,757 You never once said that to me. 131 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,094 Yeah, think about that. 132 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,102 How have you put up with that attitude all these years? 133 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,604 -What attitude? -Women can't be lawyers? 134 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,439 Well, sure they can. 135 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,733 You know, for little things. 136 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,112 [Daddy John over walkie-talkie] Margaret? 137 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:45,613 Margaret here. 138 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:49,575 Let me know when they're gone so we can talk. Over. 139 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:51,536 Roger that. 140 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,955 [bumper music playing] 141 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,502 [Carol clears throat] 142 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:06,342 [gargling] 143 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,720 Hmm. 144 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,641 You comfy in the guest room? 145 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:14,559 Yeah. 146 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,185 How about the guest bathroom? 147 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,353 Oh, it's great. 148 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,774 -Any chance of you using it someday? -You trying to get rid of me? 149 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:22,984 No. 150 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:26,571 I just can't release certain bodily noises with you in here. 151 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,365 Bodily noises? Just say "fart." 152 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,450 Never! 153 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,911 [sighs] 154 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,122 When did this happen? 155 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:39,750 When did I become a pelican with a mahi-mahi in my throat? 156 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:43,171 Now that you have all this money, you can pay for a nip-tuck. 157 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,757 I suppose a little freshen-up wouldn't hurt. 158 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:51,929 Of course, if I'm gonna do my neck, I'm gonna do my boobs. 159 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,100 And if I'm gonna do my boobs, then I need to do my bat wings. 160 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,102 And if I'm gonna do my bat wings, 161 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:01,105 then I gotta do my belly, my butt, and my cankles. 162 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,650 With all that leftover skin, you can make a cover for your new car. 163 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,236 [bumper music playing] 164 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:14,410 [distant noise] 165 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,123 [thud] 166 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:27,882 [screaming] 167 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:28,841 [gasps] 168 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,760 -Someone's downstairs! -I heard. 169 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,929 -Is that thing loaded? -How would I know? 170 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,681 Is that thing big enough? 171 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,601 If I stick a guy, I'm gonna do it once, not over and over. 172 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,102 Come on. 173 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,321 Whoever you are, I've got a gun! 174 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,115 [Bill] Go ahead and shoot. You'd be doing me a favor. 175 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,452 -Bill? -You heard the man. Shoot! 176 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,040 What are you doing here? 177 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,917 I made a mistake, Leanne. 178 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,211 Yeah, you're in the wrong darn house. 179 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,923 -Please tell me the safety's on. -Of course. 180 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,758 -[safety clicks on] -Yeah. 181 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,387 Can we-- Can we talk alone? 182 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,181 [sighs] Can you go upstairs? 183 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,224 Okay. 184 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,643 But this remains unsheathed. 185 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,689 All right, talk. 186 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,607 I want you back. 187 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:29,318 -You want me back? -Yeah. 188 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,570 What do you say? 189 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,073 I say you got a lot of nerve. 190 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,032 Get out. 191 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,492 Okay. 192 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,580 [groans] 193 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,622 Uh-oh. 194 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:44,041 [Leanne] Wait. 195 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,876 How drunk are you? 196 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,796 Just… Just a regular. 197 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,009 I don't want you driving. 198 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,845 I'll get sheets and a blanket. You can stay on this couch. 199 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,013 Thank you. 200 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,308 But if you're here when the sun comes up, this safety comes off. 201 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:01,976 Yes, ma'am. 202 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,354 Hey, Leanne. 203 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,355 You look pretty. 204 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,525 Oh, thank you, Bill. That changes everything. 205 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,112 Seriously? 206 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,657 [bumper music playing] 207 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,746 [shower running] 208 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,917 Oh. 209 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:27,877 Carol. 210 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:30,713 Why don't you use your own bathroom? 211 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:31,631 [Bill] Morning! 212 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,799 [Leanne] Are you kidding me? Get outta here! 213 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,427 [Bill] Just taking a shower. There's room for two. 214 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:44,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 215 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,522 -[safety clicks off] -[Bill] Leanne, don't! 216 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,732 [gunshot] 217 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,611 Now I got a skylight. 218 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:57,156 [bumper music playing] 219 00:10:57,239 --> 00:11:00,534 Just scrubbing and sudsing like he owned the place. 220 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,911 Both barrels? 221 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,706 Single, but it kicks like a double. 222 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,292 Who are you? 223 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,587 I don't know. 224 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,383 I peed myself. Had to shower all over again. 225 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,551 Good. Get out. 226 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,887 You, uh, looking at buying an Escalade? 227 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,931 Huh. I was right. Escalade. 228 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,143 -None of your business. -If you buy a demo, you can save money. 229 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,645 -Wait here. -Oh. 230 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,482 -Where are you going? -I'm getting the gun. 231 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,068 This time, she won't miss. 232 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,364 [door opens] 233 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,282 -Come back. He's gone. -[door closes] 234 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,537 That man's like one of those movie monsters that won't die. 235 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,123 Are you all right? 236 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,333 I guess. I don't know. 237 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,335 Should we cancel game day? 238 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,630 No. Mom and Daddy are looking so forward to it. 239 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,716 [cell phone rings] 240 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,968 Speaking of. 241 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,928 Hey, Daddy. 242 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,265 Tyler's gonna swing by and get you and Mama. 243 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,851 What do you mean you don't need a ride? 244 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,145 We're en route. Be there in a jiff. 245 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,604 [horn honking] 246 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,481 -Go around! -[honking] 247 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,483 -Go around! -[honking] 248 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,026 -Oh, my gosh! -[honking continues] 249 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,112 [bumper music playing] 250 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,463 -[Mama Margaret] Oh. -Oh, man. We did it again, didn't we? 251 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,339 Two doors down, John. 252 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,633 Can't you paint your house a different color? 253 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:42,344 Let's go, honey. You have a nice day. 254 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,554 You too, Margaret. 255 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,182 He is a big, rugged man. 256 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,642 Put your eyes back in your head, woman. 257 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,481 [football game playing on TV] 258 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:57,359 We're all rooting for the Volunteers or the Vols. 259 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,153 And they're the ones in orange. 260 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,156 See the boys in white? They're from Connecticut. 261 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:05,159 We want them taken off the field in bags. 262 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,203 Yes, we do! 263 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,330 Oh, no, Leanne. 264 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,499 I don't want him watching football. 265 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:12,750 It's too violent. 266 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,462 Too violent? Let me tell you about the Mekong Delta. 267 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,007 Do you get a vote if your son can watch football? 268 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,302 Of course he gets a vote. Tell her. 269 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,347 Uh… 270 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:30,434 Nora's concerned about the concussions and stuff. 271 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,896 Why do you do that, Tyler? Why shut down in front of your family? 272 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,398 I'm not shutting down. I'm just… 273 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,526 choosing my words. 274 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,279 Okay, well, at this rate, your son's gonna talk before you, so… 275 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,699 And it's out. 276 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:50,788 Really? You guys will watch young men hurt each other, but this is unnatural? 277 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,164 Of course it isn't. 278 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,835 Let me just put this blanket over you so you don't get chilly. 279 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,420 She did the same thing to me at Mardi Gras. 280 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,048 [knocking on door] 281 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,719 -Hi. -Leanne. 282 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,346 -What? -It's back. 283 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,392 Bill, you can't keep showing up like this. 284 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,768 I know. I know. 285 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,938 -So? -So I bought you an Escalade. 286 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,109 -I thought it was Escalade. -Me too. 287 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,445 You think you can buy me a car and all's forgiven? 288 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,697 Of course not. 289 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,867 I love you, and I'll do anything I can to make this right. 290 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,660 It's too late, Bill. 291 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,038 Leanne, you know I will always take your side, 292 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,082 but hear him out. 293 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,586 -Why? -It's man's nature to stray. 294 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,004 Oh, God. 295 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,256 Hush. 296 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,967 Before you were born, 297 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:49,263 your daddy broke one of the Ten Commandments 298 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,265 for about a year and a half. 299 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,391 Hey, Tennessee scored! 300 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,646 But we got through it. 301 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,982 [mumbling] I don't know about that. 302 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,276 Daddy, is this true? 303 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,653 Yeah, screen pass. Went for 20 yards. 304 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,869 The point is that he came back and begged me for forgiveness, 305 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,079 just like Bill's doing right now. 306 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:18,417 I didn't get a Cadillac out of the deal. I got an upright vacuum cleaner. 307 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,673 But our marriage was stronger as a result. 308 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,635 You think I should forgive him and take him back? 309 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,346 I think you should consider it. 310 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,680 [sighs] 311 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,224 What about you two? What do y'all think? 312 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,312 Thirty-three years, one mistake? 313 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,939 I don't know, Mom. 314 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,398 Tyler? 315 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,945 Well, you know I love you both. 316 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,447 And? 317 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,034 Well, that's it. Love them both. 318 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,330 -Want to know what I think? -Everyone knows what you think. 319 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,665 Look at this. 320 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,626 There's a family portrait being painted here. 321 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,545 And what's missing from it? I'll tell you. 322 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,297 Me. 323 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:10,344 An imperfect, flawed human being who… who loves his wife and his kids, 324 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:13,681 his in-laws and his grandchildren more than life itself. 325 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,266 -[knocking] -Bill? 326 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,726 Oh, shit. 327 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,189 I've been looking for you. We need to talk. 328 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:26,485 Oh, there's nothing to talk about. I'm sorry, but this is where I belong. 329 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:29,321 This is my family. This is my home. I don't want to lose it. 330 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:30,864 But I'm pregnant. 331 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,619 How about now, Mama? 332 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,080 Cut him loose. 333 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,375 [bumper music playing] 334 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,088 Beautiful car, Leanne. 335 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,256 Thanks, Mama. 336 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,050 -Please tell me you're keeping it. -Oh, I'm keeping it. 337 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,635 I'm keeping everything. 338 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,930 It's kinda chilly back here, Leanne. 339 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,850 Optimal temperature for the baby is 72. 340 00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:01,729 Oh, yeah? Well, optimal temperature for menopause is 65. 341 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,273 Tyler, say something. 342 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,108 Mom? 343 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,069 I'm just playing. I'll warm the car up. 344 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,279 Thank you. 345 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,157 If I want to see my grandbabies, I got to suck up. 346 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,158 Mm. 347 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,077 So tell me about this commandment you broke. 348 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,663 -I don't know what you're talking about. -Grandma said-- 349 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,416 Grandma's an old woman. She gets confused. 350 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,836 Any thoughts of where we're going? 351 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,880 -Home Depot. -Why? 352 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,883 -I need to buy a trailer hitch. -What for? 353 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,218 Hello? For my Jet Skis. 354 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,180 Oh, yeah. Let's get stupid! 355 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,892 [end bumper music playing] 356 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,147 [closing theme music playing] 357 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:51,028 ♪ Leanne ♪ 358 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:13,717 ♪ Leanne ♪ 359 00:18:14,305 --> 00:19:14,192 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-