"Leanne" Apology Pie

1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,929 [upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,436 [upbeat music playing] 3 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,562 Bill. 4 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:22,439 Bill. 5 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,651 -Bill. -I get it. I'll start chipping in. 6 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,278 I'll cover the housekeeper. 7 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,946 I am the housekeeper. 8 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,992 Well, you could work that squeegee a little harder in the bathroom. 9 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:39,247 All these bills are Bill's, as in my old, crusty, soon-to-be ex-husband. 10 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,875 He still hasn't changed his mailing address? 11 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,961 No! He also hasn't signed the divorce papers. 12 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,006 Does this mean you're cheating on your husband with Andrew? 13 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:50,967 I guess it does. 14 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:55,930 Way to take something new and perfect and run it through the mud. 15 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,309 I think it's fun down in the mud. 16 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:03,063 You should try rolling around in it. You might sing a different tune. 17 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,399 Hey, you giant tater tot. 18 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:11,571 If you wouldn't mind picking up your mail, changing your address, 19 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:14,991 signing our divorce papers, I'd like to get on with my life. 20 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,327 Oh, by the way, this is Leanne. Pfft! 21 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,038 [Carol chuckles] 22 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,624 Can I swipe one of his Dollar Club razors? 23 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:25,877 Only if you promise to work it real hard and put it back in the box. 24 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:29,881 [chuckling] Oh, I will destroy this thing. 25 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:30,799 [laughs] 26 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:34,636 ♪ Leanne ♪ 27 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:36,805 [pop music playing in bar] 28 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,933 This question is worth triple points. 29 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,519 What '80s band's name 30 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,145 mixed a lot of metaphors-- 31 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,397 Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark! 32 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,192 Correct. 33 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,653 But once again, write your answers down. 34 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,279 Don't yell them out. 35 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,448 Sorry. 36 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,160 I just get so excited. The '80s are my jam. 37 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,081 Even if we lose, I don't care. I'm just loving seeing my girl shine. 38 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:04,624 That's where we're different. 39 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,543 I'm going home with that Cyndi Lauper T-shirt, 40 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,753 and everyone else can suck it. 41 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,840 All right, take a little break. 42 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,551 Please, review your rule books. 43 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,720 I think I made him mad. 44 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,681 If he keeps it up, I'll run a background check. 45 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,184 That mustache has "heads in the freezer" written all over it. 46 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,396 Every date with you is an adventure. 47 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,482 Bill's idea of an adventure was wearing shorts. 48 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,400 [Andrew laughs] 49 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,529 My ex-wife's idea of adventure was selling the house without telling me. 50 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,657 Well, all roads have led to us. 51 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,741 Cheers to that. 52 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,953 I do love seeing that smile on your face. 53 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:43,121 This one? 54 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,331 [chuckles] That one. 55 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,624 What about this one? 56 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,585 Ooh. 57 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,170 I'll take them all. 58 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,464 We're smooching in public. This really is the '80s. 59 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,217 [chuckles] Well, I know you make me feel younger. 60 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,760 -I do? -Yeah. 61 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,345 Even the guys at work noticed. 62 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,556 The other day, I limboed under the police tape. 63 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,855 Okay, folks. Got another tequila shot in me. 64 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:09,939 We're good to go. 65 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,234 What dirty dancer starred in Ghost? 66 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,569 This could not be easier. 67 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,529 -[cell phone chimes] -How do you spell "Swayze"? 68 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,281 Sorry, my dad just died. 69 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:20,617 S-W-A-Y-Z-E. 70 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,161 Oh, my Lord. What? 71 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,288 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 72 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:26,789 No, we should go. 73 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,209 We're in the lightning round, and we're winning. 74 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,960 That T-shirt is yours, baby. 75 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,504 But your father just passed away. 76 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:35,965 We all die. Everybody dies. 77 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,260 Which popular burger chain asked the eternal question, 78 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,845 "Where's the beef?" 79 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,223 Oh, give me that pencil. 80 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:48,061 [bumper music playing] 81 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:56,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 82 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:03,493 [grunts] 83 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:06,788 Hmm! 84 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,376 You won't believe what happened to me. 85 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,129 Ah! 86 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:16,881 Proceed. 87 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,802 Andrew's dad died. 88 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:21,844 Oh, my God. 89 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,430 Okay, right there, you had a bigger reaction than he did. 90 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,598 Why? What'd he do? 91 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,517 Nothing. Literally nothing. 92 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,270 Hm. That's not normal. Maybe he was in shock. 93 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:31,604 I don't think so. 94 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,440 When I tried to get him to talk about it, he just changed the subject. 95 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,986 Well, he's an FBI agent. They're trained not to show emotion. 96 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,821 But it was his father. 97 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:43,908 If I was in the middle of dinner and I got a text that Daddy was gone, 98 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,703 I certainly wouldn't know who starred in Ghostbusters. 99 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:47,745 Bill Murray. 100 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,832 -A man died. -All right. 101 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:51,749 Let's break it down. 102 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,294 If that was his reaction, what are the possibilities? 103 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,628 Well, there's the obvious one. 104 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,713 Pedophile. 105 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,967 No, absentee father. 106 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:04,053 Sure, but let's not just throw pedophile away. 107 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,891 Maybe he was a mean drunk that roughed up his little mama. 108 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,185 And that's why Andrew joined the FBI. 109 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,397 He's devoted his whole life to avenging his childhood. 110 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:20,403 Or your boyfriend's a sociopath 111 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,032 who's pretending to solve the crimes he committed. 112 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,116 Hmm. 113 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,579 He's being paid to live out some sick fantasy. 114 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,957 Stop it. Andrew's a sweetheart. 115 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:37,128 And somewhere, way deep down, he's suffering. 116 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:42,133 And I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. I didn't major in psych for nothing. 117 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,053 You kinda did. 118 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,224 [bumper music playing] 119 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:54,270 Yes, Daddy, I've written it down. Eye appointment at two o'clock. 120 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,023 Yes, I know they dilate your eyes. 121 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,943 No, I don't think they're putting tracking chips in them. 122 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,280 Yes, maybe one day they will. 123 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,241 Okay, gotta go. Love you. 124 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,328 What's with all the photo albums and yearbooks? 125 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,873 Well, I was thinking, maybe Andrew needed some encouragement to open up. 126 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:18,002 If I share some of my history, he'll feel safe sharing some of his. 127 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,090 You think showing him a picture of you sitting on the world's largest chair 128 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:24,675 is gonna unlock his traumatic childhood? 129 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,552 Well, no, not that one. 130 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:29,263 -Although it did make my legs look thin. -Mm. 131 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:31,682 No, I've got birthdays, holidays. 132 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,768 Something in here is gonna make that man crank. 133 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,771 Well, he's a detective. He's gonna sense something's afoot. 134 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:40,066 He's so good-looking. Why does he have to be so smart? 135 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,903 Because you deserve it after 30-plus years of that. 136 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,365 Oh, hello, Carol. Have you put on weight? 137 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:50,868 Just came to get my mail. 138 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,788 You know, you'd get it faster if you had it sent to where you live. 139 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:54,789 Or if it's easier, 140 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,167 you could just have the crows deliver it to your stick in the cornfield. 141 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,381 Mainly around your neck. 142 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:07,385 I don't suppose you've signed the divorce papers? 143 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,428 I'm getting to it. 144 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,138 Could you do it quicker? 145 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:13,015 I break a commandment every time I go on a date with Andrew. 146 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,226 Still seeing that dork? 147 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:19,105 He's an FBI agent. You dressed up as him for Halloween. 148 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:26,195 He's everything you weren't. He plans dates. He listens to me. 149 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,323 He doesn't rattle his keys in his pockets to make me move faster. 150 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:30,992 Whoo-hoo. 151 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:32,160 Big whoo-hoo. 152 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,913 Oh, Tyler's first Easter egg hunt. 153 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,708 Can I take this? It'd be nice to have some family photos at my place. 154 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,628 I'm sure your baby mama has taped some ultrasounds to your mini fridge. 155 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,757 Come on, Leanne. They're my memories too. 156 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:48,551 Okay, I'll tell you what. 157 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:51,554 You sign the divorce papers, and I'll give you some photo albums. 158 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,472 Fine. 159 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:54,432 Oh, sweet. My razors. 160 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:55,475 Enjoy. 161 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,188 [bumper music playing] 162 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,691 You really look great. 163 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:04,692 Thank you. 164 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,778 A little overdressed for WrestleMania, but… 165 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:09,030 What? 166 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,283 I'm kidding. We're going to see close-up magic. 167 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,869 Is WrestleMania still an option? 168 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,078 [chuckles] 169 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,581 Well, I'll tell you what, if we don't like the magician, 170 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,958 we can charge the stage and beat him with a folding chair. 171 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:21,959 [laughs] 172 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,212 You're in a fun mood. 173 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:25,630 Why wouldn't I be? 174 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:26,964 I don't know. 175 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,636 Maybe because your daddy just died and we're going to a magic show? 176 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,517 He's still dead, and I'm still good, and the Amazing Bruce is still amazing. 177 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:43,314 I'm no expert, although I did major in psychology. 178 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:47,318 But I think you're in the first stage of grief, which we call denial. 179 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,988 No, I'm very familiar with that list, and I've skipped straight to acceptance. 180 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,784 You don't have to be strong in front of me. 181 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,247 -Please don't be strong in front of me. -[chuckling] I'm not. 182 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,207 I… I'm really okay. 183 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,085 Okay. Good for you. 184 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,170 Goody, goody. 185 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:09,423 But funerals stir things up, 186 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,509 so if you need me by your side, I'll be there. 187 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,637 Thanks, but I am not going to the funeral. 188 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,555 Oh. 189 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,807 Lord, I'm gonna take to the bed. 190 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,850 Why is it hard for you to understand? 191 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,769 I didn't have a good relationship with my dad. 192 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,354 It just makes me sad. 193 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,774 Well, don't be. I'm really okay. Can we just let it go? 194 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,985 Yes, of course. 195 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,695 Moving on. 196 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,407 You know, this magician can pull a hundred-dollar bill 197 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,325 out of an unpeeled orange. 198 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,120 Amazement awaits us at the Turkey Creek Mall. 199 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,667 I'm worried if you don't go to the funeral and say goodbye, you might regret it. 200 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:48,754 I know you're close with your family, but it's not the same for me. 201 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,215 Is this gonna be a problem? 202 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,341 No. 203 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,261 It's unfamiliar, it's… 204 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,639 different, but I'll adapt. 205 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,349 Great. 206 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,395 So… 207 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:07,982 did your daddy like magic? 208 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,613 [bumper music playing] 209 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:20,077 "Carol, have a cool summer. You're smoking hot. Travis." 210 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,541 All right, Travis from biology, where are you now? 211 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,629 -Hey. -Hey. 212 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:33,507 Check it out. I'm looking up all the boys who thought I was hot in high school. 213 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,051 -[clears throat] -Any luck? 214 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,387 Let's just say I could have quite an afternoon at the state pen. 215 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,974 How'd your date go? 216 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,851 I got sawed in half. 217 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,812 That what they're calling it these days? 218 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,814 It was a magic show. 219 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,734 All right, I get it. You don't need to rub it in. 220 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:55,029 Did you at least get to the bottom of Andrew's daddy issues? 221 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,490 No, and he's not even going to the funeral. 222 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,367 Wow. That is some scorched earth. 223 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,536 I know, and I promised him I'd stay out of it. 224 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,205 And he believed you? 225 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,331 He did. 226 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,043 And you meant it? 227 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,753 -I did. -Hm. 228 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:16,425 Well, then, it might be time to turn this investigation over to your sister, 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:21,305 who "looks rad without braces and kicked acne's ass this year." 230 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,101 [bumper music playing] 231 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,186 [indistinct chatter] 232 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:34,735 Okay, decent turnout. That's a positive sign. 233 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,487 It means he's not a monster. 234 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:41,242 Or he surrounded himself with horrible people, and these are them. 235 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,411 You're not helping. 236 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:48,416 I say we take a peek in the coffin and see how your boyfriend's gonna age. 237 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,501 That's not why I'm here. 238 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,713 I want to pay my respects to the man who possibly raised, abandoned, 239 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,214 or abused Andrew. 240 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,384 This is exciting! We're cracking a case. 241 00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,427 There are loads of men, 242 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,096 and I'm like the third-hottest broad in here. 243 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,725 Keep your Spanx on. We're not here to hook up. 244 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,186 Okay, but if a grieving young man is looking to bury his feelings, 245 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,479 he can do it in me. 246 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,274 I don't want people to know who we are. 247 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:17,111 I'm way ahead of you. My backstory comes with an English accent. 248 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,405 [in British accent] "Hello, so sorry for your loss." 249 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,532 "He was a jolly good bloke." 250 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,035 Oh, was he, guv'nor? 251 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,081 -[in normal voice] What was that? -My English accent. 252 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,124 You ruin everything. 253 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,793 [bumper music playing] 254 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,503 Thanks for coming and getting me. 255 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,756 No problem. Still can't get a hold of Leanne? 256 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,632 If I could, would you be here? 257 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,552 Has anyone ever done you a favor twice? 258 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,764 [car computer chimes] 259 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,016 What the hell kind of car is this? 260 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,436 It's a hybrid. I'm trying to lower my carbon footprint. 261 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,271 You sell RVs. 262 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,440 You're the reason we're all dying. 263 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,359 You want a ride or not? 264 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,652 [Daddy John grumbles] 265 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,240 Is this a regular eye appointment or something else cooking? 266 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,700 It's just routine. 267 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,661 A lof of folks your age would drop the ball. 268 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,497 I respect you for keeping on top of it. 269 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,415 Oh, do you? 270 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:15,336 Well, I'll think about that when they're shoving a thermometer up my keister. 271 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,005 It's the eye doctor, John. 272 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,257 [bumper music playing] 273 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,761 I've eavesdropped on a few conversations, made a couple trips to the ladies' room, 274 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,845 this is what I got so far. 275 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,389 He was in the Navy, spent some time doing construction 276 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,183 before moving on and becoming a cop. 277 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,519 That man was half the Village People. 278 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,981 -What'd you find out? -Nothing. I haven't moved from this spot. 279 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,399 I think we should just leave. 280 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,445 Uh-uh. Not until we cruise the casket and get a glimpse of our guest of honor. 281 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,781 Okay, just a quick look-see. 282 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,332 -Handsome. -Good jawline. 283 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,126 He doesn't look like a bad person. 284 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,296 The more you stick up for him, the worse your boyfriend looks. 285 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,965 What did you do? 286 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,050 What did he say? 287 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,180 Hello, guv'nor. 288 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,268 [bumper music playing] 289 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,769 What are you doing here? 290 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,856 Right question, wrong person. What are you doing here? 291 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,984 -I know I shouldn't have come. -But you did. 292 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,777 Because I care about you. 293 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,238 I was hoping being here would help me understand 294 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,282 what happened between you and your dad. 295 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,034 I swear to you, it came from a good place. 296 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:34,081 I know, and it's becoming clear that you're never gonna let this go. 297 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,667 Here. 298 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,506 When I was a cop, I arrested my father's brother 299 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,175 because he was a con man. 300 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,594 The lowest of the low. 301 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,138 And my dad, also a cop, 302 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,808 was willing to look the other way. And I couldn't. 303 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,811 So I had to choose between my family or my badge. 304 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,522 And I picked the badge. 305 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,275 Disgraced my father, and he never spoke to me again. 306 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,321 Oh, I'm so sorry. I can't imagine what that would be like. 307 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,449 Yeah, it wasn't easy. I became the pariah of the family. 308 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,785 They're Irish, so they used more colorful language. 309 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,662 But I'm the bad guy. 310 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,247 No, you're not. 311 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,167 You're a good guy. You're my guy. 312 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,005 You know, I warned you when we first met that I had trust issues. 313 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,216 And you showing up here didn't really help with that. 314 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,012 But I'm willing to overlook it. Which means… 315 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,184 I must really be falling for you. 316 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,269 You are? 317 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,064 Yeah, I didn't think I'd be saying it at a funeral, but yeah. 318 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,567 -You want to get out of here? -Yes. 319 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,152 Um… 320 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,279 Just give me one minute. 321 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,574 A nosy psych major told me I might regret it if I didn't say goodbye. 322 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,786 Okay, you take your time. I'll go find Carol. 323 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:01,335 [bumper music playing] 324 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,338 Guess you'll be feeding me for a couple of days. 325 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,299 They just dilated your eyes. It'll wear off by the time we get home. 326 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,843 Why do we go to doctors anyway? 327 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,929 We walk in fully functional 328 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,224 and leave asking the trash can to validate our parking. 329 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,186 -That was pretty funny. -Don't get old, Bill. 330 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,022 Oh, kind of hope I do. I'm not a fan of the alternative. 331 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,649 Yeah, sure, now. 332 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,984 When you get here, 333 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,404 you'll be thinking about all the things you used to do and can't anymore. 334 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,197 Yeah, still on Team Living. 335 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,412 At some point, I tied my shoe for the last time. 336 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,788 Didn't even know it. 337 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:42,584 [bumper music playing] 338 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,046 I don't know why, but death always makes me so hungry. 339 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,716 Death's not what made you hungry. 340 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,428 We waited 20 minutes for you and your friend to come out of the coatroom. 341 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,514 My nephew's still in college, by the way. 342 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,641 Would you have said that if I were a guy? 343 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,436 Yes. But it might have come with a high five. 344 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,398 I hope this gave you some closure with your daddy. 345 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,484 -Oh, Lord, Daddy! -What's wrong? 346 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,778 She was supposed to take him to the eye doctor. 347 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,989 You remembered? Why didn't you remind me? 348 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,451 I had young tongue in my mouth. I felt it could wait. 349 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,999 [bumper music playing] 350 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,338 -Hey. -Hey. 351 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,383 Oh, making an apology pie? 352 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,635 I feel awful I forgot Daddy's appointment. 353 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,179 Yeah, it happens. 354 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,263 How's he doing? 355 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,058 Well, Mama said he walked by a dress on a hanger 356 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,393 and told it he would marry her all over again. 357 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,312 [chuckles] Romantic. 358 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,607 -[chuckles] Thank you for taking him. -I love your dad. 359 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,651 You don't know how much I appreciate that. 360 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,694 Anytime. 361 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,489 Oh, and, uh, I signed the divorce papers. 362 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,283 Thank you. 363 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,496 -I guess that means it's official. -It does. 364 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,165 Divorcée. 365 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,208 Yeah. 366 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,754 Okay, well, I believe I owe you a photo album. 367 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,923 This is a good one. 368 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,593 -Tyler didn't have front teeth. -Aw, he was so cute. 369 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,345 -So cute. -[chuckles softly] 370 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,725 All right, well, I'd better get to… 371 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,644 Yeah. I'll clean up. 372 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,440 Oh, I haven't changed my address yet, 373 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,943 so, uh, keep your eyes out for two pounds of oysters. 374 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,152 I joined a club. 375 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,614 [end bumper music playing] 376 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,496 [closing theme music playing] 377 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:48,877 ♪ Leanne ♪ 378 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:11,650 ♪ Leanne ♪ 379 00:19:12,305 --> 00:20:12,457 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm