"Leanne" Dog Day Afternoon

1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,929 [upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,645 [upbeat music playing] 3 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:24,774 When I met your mama's folks, I was an hour early, and I brought a mule. 4 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:30,113 We could hear him click-clacking all the way down the road. 5 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,949 How old are you guys? 6 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,661 I swear, Andrew's never late. 7 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,289 How's my hair? Is it holding? 8 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,543 -Hair's fine, and you're spoken for. -[chuckles] Aw. 9 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,420 Try calling him again. 10 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,589 Well, I hate to bug him at his job. 11 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,383 -I hope he didn't get shot. -Why would you say that? 12 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,094 Sorry, I pretty much say every thought I have. 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:54,971 Your ankles look big today. 14 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,477 I should have let it set a little bit longer. 15 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,688 I gotta eat. My blood sugar's crashing. 16 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,356 Me too. Let's dip, Daddy. 17 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,108 [doorbell rings] 18 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,443 Oh. 19 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:09,778 Drop it and smooth it over. 20 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,200 -Hey. -Hey, I'm so sorry-- 21 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,284 He's here! 22 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,830 Everybody's just dying to meet you. 23 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,415 -Oh, Leanne, I… -Yeah. 24 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:27,170 Mom and Daddy, this is FBI Special Agent Andrew Madden. 25 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,589 So nice to meet you both. 26 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:33,176 Well, you were right, Leanne. He is a tasty snack. 27 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,552 Leanne, I really… 28 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,097 You just come scooch right down next to me. 29 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,682 I want to know everything about you. 30 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,560 Where you were born, what church you go to. 31 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,562 -Why you were late. -Uh… 32 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:47,982 Well, Dayton, Ohio. I don't go to church, 33 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,693 and I was late because I was arresting Carol's boyfriend. 34 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,368 You don't go to church? 35 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:03,748 ♪ Leanne ♪ 36 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:06,376 Come on, deep breaths. 37 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,503 In. [inhales] 38 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,629 And out. 39 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,256 In. [inhales] 40 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,550 -And out. -As opposed to what? 41 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,802 I'm so sorry, Carol. 42 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:19,389 -What did Dylan do? -Maybe we should talk in private. 43 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,641 We don't have any secrets in this family. 44 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,644 Well, what about your brother, Kenny? 45 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,480 You have a brother? 46 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,441 I'll tell you about it when you're older. 47 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:35,363 -Go on. -Uh… how do I put this? 48 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,407 How about in a way that doesn't make me hate you. 49 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,616 He robbed banks. 50 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,909 Try again. 51 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,037 Maybe you're mixing him up with someone else? 52 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,165 No, it's him. Dylan McQuaid. 53 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,749 He's a bit of a legend. 54 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,793 I've been chasing him for years. 55 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,212 Finally nailed the slippery bastard. 56 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,630 Uh, language. 57 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,008 Sorry, ma'am. 58 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,551 This is unbelievable. 59 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:59,429 He was a ghost till he showed up on your mom's Facebook page. 60 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:03,016 I helped the FBI catch a bank robber? 61 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,893 You did, thank you. 62 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,686 Yeah, thank you! 63 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,399 Is there a reward? 64 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:14,903 Uh… 65 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,404 Yeah, I'll look into it. 66 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,199 What kind of bank robber was he? 67 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,742 What does that mean? 68 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:24,287 Well, are we talking cold-blooded like Warren Beatty in Bonnie and Clyde, 69 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,790 or sensitive antihero like Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon? 70 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,711 The man stole people's hard-earned money. What else do you need to know? 71 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:34,255 So does the IRS, Daddy. You say it every April. 72 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,217 At least you know he's alive. 73 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,177 He is alive, right? 74 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,305 Very much so, and they're waiting for me to interview him. 75 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,808 You have to go now? But we've got pie. 76 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:50,438 I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you. This is not how I wanted to meet you. 77 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:53,274 Let's do it again sometime under better circumstances. 78 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,486 Oh, sure. Let's all have a picnic at my boyfriend's public hanging! 79 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,112 Nobody's getting hung. 80 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,407 Grammar. Pictures get hung. 81 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,117 People get hanged. 82 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,620 I always mess that one up. 83 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,084 -They're waiting for me at the office. -Thank you for giving us a heads-up. 84 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,752 -I'll call you later. -Okay. 85 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,300 So, what do you think? 86 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:24,013 [bumper music playing] 87 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,521 Did you try for the bed and just give up? 88 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,315 Kind of. 89 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,027 Mom and Daddy said goodbye. 90 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,447 And I'm sure a few other choice words, like what a loser I am, 91 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:44,117 disgrace to the family, got what she deserved. 92 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,370 Sure, but mainly goodbye. 93 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,207 -[sighs] -So crazy. 94 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,210 -[groans] -A real-life bank robber in our own home. 95 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:58,047 I always knew something was off. I just looked the other way like always. 96 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,257 That's not true. 97 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,675 Oh, come on. 98 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,928 Let's run through my greatest hits. Remember Nick? 99 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,015 -Is he the one that stole your car? -No, that was Brian. 100 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,599 Nick stole my identity. 101 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,894 For five years, I owned a Bally's Total Fitness and never knew it. 102 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,815 Think of all the free classes we could have taken. 103 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,488 I was born with a bad picker. 104 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,783 You lead with your heart. There's nothing wrong with that. 105 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:29,537 You're right, in 10 to 15, we'll live happily ever after. 106 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:34,792 I won't let you blame yourself for this. We all fell for Dylan, even Daddy. 107 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:37,003 Then we're a family of idiots. 108 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,006 You just need a good night's sleep. 109 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,800 -[sighs] -You want me to bring my wave machine in? 110 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,844 Makes you feel like you've washed up on shore. 111 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,095 Mm… 112 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,933 No, that just reminds me of when Julio stranded me in Cancún. 113 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,526 Hey, you. It's me. 114 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,736 I need a favor. 115 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,489 [bumper music playing] 116 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,116 Andrew had to pull a lot of strings to set this up. 117 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,326 And I appreciate it. 118 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,286 -How do I look? -Cute. 119 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,330 Interrogation room chic. 120 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,041 Okay. [clears throat] 121 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:16,626 A few rules. 122 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:19,337 -Your boyfriend's in handcuffs. -I've seen him in those before. 123 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,006 There's no touching. 124 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,716 Same rules we had. 125 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,052 You only get five minutes. 126 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,388 That's where our paths diverge. 127 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,723 And we'll be watching. 128 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,393 Mm, never happened, but was discussed. 129 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:36,979 -Please don't make me regret this. -I'll behave. 130 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:42,610 You're gonna be okay. Just speak from your heart. 131 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,904 [Carol exhales] 132 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:47,865 [clears throat] 133 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,579 Hey, baby. 134 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,916 God, I've missed you. 135 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,338 [laughs] 136 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,382 You son of a bitch! 137 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,968 I regret this. 138 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:09,220 She's almost done. 139 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:11,764 There. 140 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,189 How could you do this to me? 141 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,985 I trusted you. I introduced you to my family. 142 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:27,071 I know. I'm so sorry. 143 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,450 How are your folks, by the way? Bathtub holding up? 144 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,661 Who cares about a bathtub? You're a bank robber! 145 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:35,288 Is that even a thing anymore? 146 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,999 Well, I admit, you know, it's a dying art form. 147 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,625 Art form. 148 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,503 You're not shackled to a table for being a mime. 149 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,339 I get it. You're upset. 150 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,800 You walk into banks and yell, "Stick 'em up!" 151 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,969 -Well, there's a little nuance to it. -Ah. 152 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:54,015 I've got a speech, a variety of colorful masks. 153 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:55,141 Try to be polite, 154 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,727 and I never make the women lay on the floor. 155 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,397 How do you live with yourself? 156 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,983 Look, is it wrong? Yes. 157 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,735 Have I tried to walk away? 158 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,237 Yeah… sort of. 159 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,700 You had no problem walking away from me. 160 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,705 Believe it or not, that's been the worst part of this whole thing. 161 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,332 I don't believe it. 162 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,669 I thought I fell in love with a sweet plumber. 163 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,297 You did! I'm in the union. 164 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:32,970 It's just that plumbing doesn't give me the same adrenaline rush. 165 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,181 Have you tried sugar? Maybe a Red Bull? 166 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:41,395 I'll admit, ninth grade, I stole a mascara from Walgreens. 167 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:45,274 It was an accident, but by the time I found out I got away with it, 168 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,485 there was a tingle.7 169 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,780 So was anything true? 170 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,157 What about your wife dying of cancer? 171 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:56,994 Actually, that's what led me to my first bank job. 172 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,163 She was so sick. 173 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,582 And when our insurance ran out, 174 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,126 I needed to find the money somewhere. 175 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,254 God, now I feel bad. 176 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,006 Oh. I can't do this. 177 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,299 I'm lying again. 178 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,302 I was married. 179 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,929 A stripper in Vegas. 180 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:17,056 For whatever reason, it didn't work out. 181 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,644 So was I just a place for you to lay low until you moved on to your next hit? 182 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,104 Initially, yeah. 183 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,648 But you were different. 184 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,025 What we had was different. 185 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,236 You snuck up on me. 186 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,530 So did the SWAT team. 187 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,908 I love you, Carol. 188 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,995 That's the God's honest truth. 189 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,623 [Leanne over speaker] Aw, that's so sweet. 190 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,669 You're leaning against the intercom. 191 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,045 Oopsie. 192 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,257 Oopsie. 193 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,385 [bumper music playing] 194 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,599 I hope seeing him gave you some closure. 195 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,516 Nope. 196 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,643 I know he lied about a lot, 197 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,062 but when he said, "I love you," that felt real. 198 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,398 Well, thank you for weighing in, Leanne. 199 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:11,652 That really slaps a smile on the whole robbery-stripper-wife stuff. 200 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,031 Is there anything I can do to help? 201 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,366 -Just take me to a bar. -No! 202 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,118 You're the one who wanted me to get closure. 203 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,495 I'll get closure from bottomless margaritas. 204 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:24,206 I'm not letting you make more bad choices. 205 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,709 We're going home or to a Cracker Barrel. 206 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,630 Fine, I will destroy a Cracker Barrel. 207 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,549 [bumper music playing] 208 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,510 Stupid. 209 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:37,970 [woman speaking indistinctly on TV] 210 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,221 Lame. 211 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,224 Boring. 212 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,768 [man speaking indistinctly on TV] 213 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,311 Educational. 214 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,190 You sure you don't wanna go to Mom and Daddy's with me? 215 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,108 No, I'm having fun. 216 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,277 Ugly. 217 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,656 You can't spend the rest of your life hating the world. 218 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:58,157 Oh yes, I can. 219 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,201 [gasps] Sports. 220 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,203 Enough. 221 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,997 I'm worried about you. 222 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,835 There are many ways to take care of a broken heart, and this is not it. 223 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,337 You don't understand. 224 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:15,841 It's not that he lied about what he did. It's that he lied about us. 225 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,261 He said he was making plans for our future, that he… 226 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,264 He wanted to build a life together, and I just… 227 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,017 That's the lie I can't get past. 228 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:29,230 That's it, I'm canceling tonight, and I'm gonna hate-watch TV with you. 229 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,944 No. You go have your do-over dinner with Andrew. I'll be fine. 230 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,862 -You sure? -Mm-hm. 231 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,241 Okay, well, if you need me, call me and I'll come home. 232 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,242 All right. 233 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,500 [children on TV] ♪ …Derry-o, the farmer takes a wife ♪ 234 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,794 Ugh! Singing children! 235 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,923 [bumper music playing] 236 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,678 Mrs. Hayes, whatever you're cooking, it smells delicious. 237 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,681 Well, that's my blue-ribbon pot roast. 238 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,475 Mama won three years in a row at the county fair. 239 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,979 And didn't have to wear no low-cut dress like that tramp Opal Mitchell. 240 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:16,152 Well, never trust a woman who slow-cooks in heels. 241 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,070 Amen. 242 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:22,283 They weren't heels. They were orthopedic inserts. 243 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,244 I'm still rooting for your mama. 244 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,123 And thank you again for the flowers. 245 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,541 Oh, well, I just really appreciate 246 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,502 you giving me a second chance at making a first impression. 247 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,130 Oh, you were just doing your job. 248 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,966 [coughs] Any update on that reward? 249 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,051 Daddy, please. 250 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:45,473 I still can't believe that fine young man turned out to be a criminal. 251 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,516 You spend much time with Dylan? 252 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,478 Uh-huh. We were all fond of him. 253 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,481 He spent the day here building Mama a walk-in tub. 254 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,274 [Daddy John] Did a real good job too. 255 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,234 New stone, drywall. 256 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,402 Is that so? 257 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,905 Didn't charge us a dime. 258 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:05,117 All right, who's ready to eat dinner? 259 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,160 Uh… 260 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,747 Do you mind if I take a look at that bathroom? 261 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,292 [dense tapping] 262 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,252 [dense tapping] 263 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,087 [hollow tapping] 264 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,135 There's a pretty good chance 265 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,472 this'll be the last time I'm invited to either of your homes. 266 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,350 [bumper music playing] 267 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,728 They just keep coming out. It's like watching ants. 268 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:38,234 Maybe I should cut up that roast and fix those boys some sandwiches. 269 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,738 Okay, I've been searching for an elegant way to say this. 270 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,282 Your bathroom's a crime scene. 271 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,080 So all this time, I have been bathing on top of stolen money? 272 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,707 And jewelry and a few gold bars. 273 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,710 Any chance we can not tell Carol about this? 274 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,129 There's a news van on the front lawn. 275 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,883 Oh, I hope it's that fellow from Channel 4 276 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,636 who always says, "Good evening, Knoxville." 277 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,224 We're gonna have to clear the whole house. 278 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,602 Well, who's gonna fix my bathroom? 279 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,647 You and Mama can stay with me until we get everything sorted out. 280 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,941 [objects crashing] 281 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,278 Uh, I'll make a few calls, see if I can scare up some reward money. 282 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,823 I like him. 283 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,784 [news anchor] Good evening, Knoxville… 284 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,829 Oh, he's here! He's here! 285 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,916 [bumper music playing] 286 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,877 [door closes] 287 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,338 I can't believe I'm back to bathing Mama. 288 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,259 We're out of bubble bath. 289 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,177 It's just clear water. 290 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,056 What a strange week. 291 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,266 Yeah. 292 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:56,312 But questions answered, lessons learned, 293 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,480 and people are gonna get their stolen money back. 294 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,899 [Carol] Mm-hm. 295 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,610 And best of all, you're gonna be just fine. 296 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,863 We got the worst behind us, and tomorrow is a new day. 297 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,323 Yep. 298 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,158 Good night. 299 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:17,074 300 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,211 Carol, I can feel you thinking. 301 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,758 -It's just… -What? 302 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:26,967 Nothing. 303 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,265 You're still thinking. 304 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,852 It turns out he was telling the truth. 305 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,730 Come again? 306 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,566 He really does love me. 307 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,443 No! No, he does not. 308 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,445 You said it yourself. He sounded genuine. 309 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,530 -I was spitballing. -Oh. 310 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,117 Think about it. He could have stashed that money anywhere, 311 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,954 and he stashed it at Mama and Daddy's house. 312 00:15:55,037 --> 00:16:00,084 And then he was asking me about the tub, and that was clearly sending a code. 313 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,669 He was coming back to me. 314 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,589 No, Andrew found him in the Yukon. 315 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,716 That is not coming back to you. 316 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,054 You're wrong. That money was for our future. 317 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,307 Have you lost your mind? He's a criminal. 318 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,185 Yeah, but his feelings for me were real. 319 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,312 What is happening? 320 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,525 I wasn't being played. 321 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,903 And I think I'm ready to take the next step. 322 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,488 Don't you say it. 323 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,281 Prison wife. 324 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,412 If he'll have me. 325 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,083 [bumper music playing] 326 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,252 I'm glad we got a chance to do this, sir. 327 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,506 You should know your daughter is very special to me. 328 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,675 She's smart. 329 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,593 She's beautiful. She's got a good heart… 330 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,763 Yeah, yeah, terrific. Who actually shot JFK? 331 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,891 Uh…Wh-wh… Sorry? 332 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,645 Come on. I'm an old man. I fought for this country. 333 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,982 -I deserve to know the truth. -And I thank you for your service. 334 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,861 All right, one sip, it's the Cubans. Two sips, it's the Italians. 335 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,406 Three sips, it's Jackie 'cause of Marilyn Monroe. 336 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,829 You got to drink that tea sometime, son. 337 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,081 [end bumper music playing] 338 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,255 [closing theme music playing] 339 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:34,595 ♪ Leanne ♪ 340 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:57,117 ♪ Leanne ♪ 341 00:17:58,305 --> 00:18:58,903