"Leanne" Gomez Is a Woman

1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,929 [upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:18,935 [bumper music playing] 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,021 [Josie] I got my room assignment at the farm. 4 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,398 I'm Bunk 11, Barn 4. 5 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,775 You're gonna be sharing a room with ten other people? 6 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,693 You should talk. 7 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:30,447 You and 24 other sorority girls all jammed into the Tri Delt house. 8 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:35,368 We were all on diet pills and drank Tab. We fit fine. 9 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:39,831 -You want to hear about the collective? -Sorry, go on. 10 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,834 We're up at 4:00, picking vegetables. 11 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:46,171 And then we wash them or something. 12 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,799 And then we sell them off a truck in town. 13 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,385 You won't help me in the garden, 14 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,889 but you'll go pick carrots on some communist farm in California? 15 00:00:57,682 --> 00:01:00,226 -I knew you wouldn't get it. -I think what you're doing is cool. 16 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,519 Thank you. 17 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,647 I just don't understand why you need to be roughing it in the wilderness. 18 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,233 She's 12 miles from SeaWorld. 19 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,611 Great, so there's sharks. 20 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,949 My flight's booked. You better wrap your arms around this. 21 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,121 -Collective vegetable farm. -[chuckles] 22 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,958 That's just code for being in a teepee on that ayahuasca. 23 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,087 I did that once. 24 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,798 Talked to a goat. Had a revelation about you. 25 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,551 But let's stick to the topic. [clears throat] 26 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,178 What am I gonna do? 27 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,763 You're gonna let her go. 28 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,682 But California? 29 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,101 Ew. 30 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,897 Do they even have churches out there? 31 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:51,069 ♪ Leanne ♪ 32 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,822 [bumper music playing] 33 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,284 What's all this? 34 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,703 Josie's gonna need some of my survival gear. 35 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,330 She'll be out in the middle of nowhere. 36 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,250 I mean, San Diego doesn't even have a football team. 37 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,544 How did this happen? 38 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,797 Well, the NFL holds a gun to these cities' heads for a new stadium-- 39 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,007 I'm talking about Josie, you dumb giraffe. 40 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,718 Well, you did smother her a bit. 41 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,596 Excuse me? This is my fault? 42 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,682 Oh, come on, Leanne. She's 30 years old. 43 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:23,351 She still comes over to do her laundry and steal toilet paper. 44 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,020 And at 35, we'll cut her off. 45 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:29,357 Are you kidding me? At her age, we already had two babies and a mortgage. 46 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,317 And we lived happily ever after. 47 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,905 -Last time I checked, we both raised her. -Where are you headed? 48 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,657 Going to lunch with Andrew. 49 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,701 [scoffs] That clown still in the picture? 50 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:42,745 He is. Are you still having a baby with our dentist? 51 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:45,832 Enjoy your lunch. 52 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,418 [bumper music playing] 53 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,963 Gotta warn you, FBI cafeteria food 54 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,049 is still just food sweating under a hot orange light. 55 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,469 Oh, I'm loving this. I've got my meat loaf, my carrots, 56 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,431 and I'll be swapping out my milk for your pudding cup later. 57 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,725 [chuckles] This is a bit like high school. 58 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,978 -Do y'all have cliques? -Oh, sure. 59 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,689 Lab techs are the nerds. 60 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,941 Hostage Rescue, they're the jocks. 61 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,903 And Criminal Forensics, they're… 62 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,905 sort of our goth kids. 63 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,157 Where do you fit in? 64 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,910 I'm prom king 'cause I'm here with the hot cheerleader. 65 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,704 Oh, should we make out later behind the bleachers? 66 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,707 We could, but there are cameras everywhere. 67 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,420 Seriously, Madden? 68 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,589 This is where you bring your girlfriend to lunch? 69 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,884 It was her idea. Leanne, this is my partner, Gomez. 70 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,552 Nice to meet you. 71 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,679 [gasps softly] You're Gomez? 72 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,308 Vanessa. Can I sit with you? 73 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,685 No, we're on a very romantic date. 74 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,854 It took me a year to get this reservation. 75 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,315 Don't be silly. Of course. Sit. 76 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,067 Well, thanks. 77 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,236 I dropped the Rodriguez file on your desk. 78 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,946 [Andrew] I'll get to it later. 79 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:58,947 [sighs] 80 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:04,118 So you're the Gomez that was tied to Andrew 81 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,663 in the trunk of a Cadillac for 12 hours? 82 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,124 Face-to-face on a bumpy road. Bleh. What a nightmare. 83 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,043 It will be from now on. 84 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,881 You should know, this guy talks about you nonstop. 85 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,049 He does? 86 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,218 "Leanne's an amazing mother." 87 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,761 "Leanne loves dancing." 88 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,722 "Leanne threw the shot put in tenth grade." 89 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,225 Oh. What an odd list. 90 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,977 I'm proud of you. 91 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,314 So what made you go into the FBI? 92 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,316 Were you discovered at the mall? 93 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,361 I got recruited at Princeton. 94 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:42,699 Mark your bingo cards, people. We got Princeton in there nice and early. 95 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,369 -I have a degree from UT in psychology. -[Vanessa] Mm. 96 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,456 -Are you a therapist? -I'm a mother, so yeah. 97 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,876 Leanne's daughter's about to move to California. 98 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,962 Oh, we know California. 99 00:04:56,045 --> 00:05:00,174 You remember that case where we got stuck in that hotel for two months? 100 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:03,428 This one with the 30-minute showers and hogging all the towels. 101 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,638 I had to dry off by doing jumping jacks. 102 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,308 Where in California? 103 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,019 Um, San Diego. 104 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,108 She'll be fine. I'm sure she's levelheaded. 105 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,110 It's just the wild ones you have to worry about. 106 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,153 What? 107 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,863 -You gonna eat that pickle? -Mm-mm. 108 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,538 So, do you have a husband? Kids? 109 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:34,167 -Husband? -Nope. Just married to my work. 110 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,003 Longest relationship I've ever had is with this guy. 111 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:37,920 Ten years? 112 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,422 Eleven! [scoffs] 113 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,549 He always forgets our anniversary. 114 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,678 [bumper music playing] 115 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,264 Are we out of white wine? 116 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,641 Gomez is a woman! 117 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,936 No! 118 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,272 Who's Gomez? 119 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,651 Andrew's partner. She's gorgeous. 120 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:04,405 It's like Sofía Vergara and Salma Hayek had a baby together 121 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,076 and it grew up to be a really sexy Penélope Cruz! 122 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,372 Hold on. Picturing. Picturing. 123 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,748 Oh my God. 124 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,088 She rolls her R's like a kitten curling up in your lap. 125 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,130 Ugh! 126 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,300 There's no sexier accent, except maybe Irish. 127 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,471 Ooh, I just hear that brogue, immediately it's pants off. 128 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,809 Remember that story where he was carrying his partner ten miles out of that canyon 129 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,394 because of the snake bite? 130 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,813 I was picturing something like Saving Private Ryan, 131 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,481 not Fifty Shades of Gomez! 132 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,527 Calm down. 133 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,695 He would have done the same for you. 134 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,198 How? With a helicopter and a cot? 135 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:52,328 When I left him, he was gonna meet her for squats and a swim. 136 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,126 Any chance you're making more out of this because you're so wound up about Josie? 137 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:01,337 Oh, Josie's gonna die in San Diego. You could see it in their eyes. 138 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:05,466 [bumper music playing] 139 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,556 [woman over speaker] You are exactly where you're supposed to be. 140 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:16,310 -[serene music playing over speaker] -You are perfect in every way. 141 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,526 The light in you radiates with everyone you meet. 142 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,739 Hey, you. How are we doing? 143 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,158 -Better. -[music stops] 144 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,535 -Bubble bath help? -Uh-huh. 145 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,953 Tea and meditation? 146 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,373 Yup. Apparently, I'm the light that radiates. 147 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,126 Good. 148 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,882 -I was acting crazy. -A little bit. 149 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,676 And why? She's pretty. Big whoop. 150 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:49,635 Exactly. 151 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,013 At least she was nice. 152 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,307 Would have been worse if she was a butthole. 153 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,643 Nothing worse than a gorgeous butthole. 154 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,236 They're partners. That's all. 155 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,115 Right. It's not like they're lifeguards and she's emerging from the ocean all wet, 156 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,035 the sun glistening off her perfectly tanned skin. 157 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,040 She's not a lifeguard, is all I'm saying. 158 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,417 You googled her, didn't you? 159 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,629 I had to see if a sexier Penélope Cruz existed. 160 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,130 It does. 161 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,342 -Am I in trouble? -No! 162 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,345 I've seen the way Andrew looks at you. He's locked in. 163 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,597 Thank you. I needed that. 164 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,599 What picture did you see? 165 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,726 Ugh. Her cadet photo. 166 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:42,813 She makes standing in front of a flag in a polyester suit look like porn. 167 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,692 Andrew and I have a date tomorrow. 168 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,736 I don't know how I'm gonna act around him. 169 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:52,073 Hey, you are gonna channel your Miss Knoxville pageant days. 170 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:53,658 Remember the four C's? 171 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,661 Cool, confident, composed… 172 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,955 and cutlets in my bra. 173 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,543 I bet they don't teach that one at Princeton. 174 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,794 Ugh! 175 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:11,384 [bumper music playing] 176 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,302 [indistinct chatter] 177 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,554 Okay. 178 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,848 A few ground rules before our first movie. 179 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,809 I'm a popcorn hog. 180 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:24,647 I point out the exits. There and there. 181 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,732 And I have a nervous tick. 182 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,402 I laugh at the sad parts. 183 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:33,447 I wish I'd known before I picked a movie about a man whose dog gets cancer. 184 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,950 [laughs] 185 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,536 You see? We're gonna get some dirty looks. 186 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:45,084 So it was nice having lunch the other day and getting to see the cafeteria. 187 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,005 If that impressed you, there's an Ikea in Nashville that you're gonna love. 188 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,800 I also enjoyed getting to meet Agent Gomez. 189 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,343 She gave you a big thumbs up. 190 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,762 Said I finally found a girlfriend who isn't crazy. 191 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,514 Yeah, that's me. 192 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,644 Just curious, why didn't you ever mention that your partner was a woman? 193 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,022 I thought I did. Does it matter? 194 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,941 No. It's cool. I'm cool. 195 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:13,946 It's just y'all spend a lot of time together in very interesting situations. 196 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,491 -You're not jealous. -Of course not. 197 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,288 Well, good, because next week we're going undercover as a married couple. 198 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,708 -What? -It's work. We've done it a million times. 199 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,211 You're gonna be doing jumping jacks in a hotel room again? 200 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,547 You are jealous. 201 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,591 Put yourself in my shoes. 202 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,926 If I was working with a hunky, shirtless guy… 203 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,095 Shirtless? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 204 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,182 Our relationship is purely professional. 205 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,769 You're telling me when you first met there wasn't a little something-something? 206 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,771 I was her supervisor. 207 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,230 But you're still a man. 208 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,983 Oh my God. Do I need to take a lie detector test? 209 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,234 Would you? 210 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:57,823 I can't believe you don't trust me. I take my work very seriously. 211 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,659 And I'm insulted that you think 212 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,161 just because I'm a man and she's an attractive woman 213 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:05,414 that I can't see her for the excellent partner that she is. 214 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,709 Now, are we gonna sit back and watch this dog die or what? 215 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,757 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 216 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,051 So right now your boyfriend's at a stakeout 217 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,053 pretending to be married to another woman? 218 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,764 Andrew's just doing his job. 219 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,641 And you're okay with it? 220 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,767 I am. 221 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,560 I trust him. 222 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,146 Well, you trusted Bill, and look what happened. 223 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,899 -[gasps] Becca! -Well, I'm just saying. 224 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,442 Men can be pigs. 225 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,865 Nuh-uh. My Jerry never looked at another woman. 226 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,329 Fine. I get that you trust him, 227 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,206 but what about Agent Hot Cha-Cha? 228 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,667 Nothing more attractive than an unavailable man. 229 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,795 Oh. You'd know. You stole every one of my boyfriends in high school. 230 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,590 Even Randy wasn't safe, and he had teeth like a walrus. 231 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,844 That's what I'm saying. I understand the mind of a hot woman. 232 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:00,845 We want it all. 233 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,431 Even if we don't want it, we still think it should be ours. 234 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,392 You should really come back to my Bible study group. 235 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,436 -Did you make it coed yet? -No. 236 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,645 Pass. 237 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,314 Can't we all just talk about something else? 238 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,443 How's Josie? She still joining that cult? 239 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,076 [music fades] 240 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,995 Don't let Becca get in your head. 241 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,664 What if she's right? What if Andrew's cheating on me? 242 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,666 I don't think that's happening. 243 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,960 I can't be made a fool again. 244 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,964 I've never seen you jealous before, and I gotta be honest. 245 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,467 It is super unattractive. 246 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,720 Great, now I'm losing the personality war too. 247 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,221 That's all I had left. 248 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,434 I mean, I'm the one who was always obsessive, doing drive-bys, 249 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,645 stalking the boys until their parents would call Mama and Daddy 250 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,273 and force one of us to change schools. 251 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,234 Well, if I knew where this stakeout was, 252 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,029 I'd go full Carol and stake them out right now. 253 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,947 Aw. 254 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,408 I think you're falling in love. 255 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,118 You take that back. 256 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,872 I know this wasn't the plan, but that's what all this looks like. 257 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,958 Wrong. What I have with Andrew is fun. I'm just having fun. 258 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,045 Oh, yeah. You've been a real hoot lately. 259 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,548 [bumper music playing] 260 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,675 Shouldn't Josie be here by now? 261 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,846 Yup. I hope it's a sign she's decided to bail on the whole idea. 262 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556 That would be on brand. 263 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,851 -First time I'm rooting for her to fail. -Mm. 264 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,394 That's not true. 265 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,897 Remember when she made her own deodorant? 266 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,984 That was the worst Thanksgiving. 267 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,365 -Hey. -Hey. 268 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,951 -Josie not here yet? -No. 269 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,870 -Think she's bailing? -Fingers crossed. 270 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,247 We just did this. 271 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,707 Call me when she gets here so I can say goodbye. 272 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,545 So… 273 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:58,963 So. 274 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,466 Sort of glad we, uh, have a minute alone. 275 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,177 I was thinking about the other day and what I said. 276 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,556 I shouldn't have blamed you for Josie leaving. I'm sorry. 277 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,726 Well, I appreciate that, but I'm sure I've done my fair share of smothering. 278 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,730 Yeah, but I'm the reason she's soured on marriage and family 279 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,941 and wants to get out of Knoxville. 280 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,150 I'd love to blame you, 281 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,404 but we both know Josie's never been a fan of anything traditional. 282 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,031 Well, didn't help that I blew up our lives. 283 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,658 I mean, it changes a person. 284 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,785 It certainly changed me. 285 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:31,579 Well, I don't know. 286 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,039 You and Mr. Wonderful seem to be doing fine. 287 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,209 Actually, we're not. 288 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:42,131 I've been all spun out, and he didn't even do anything wrong. 289 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,258 But I'm afraid he will because you did. 290 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,386 I don't know what to say. 291 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,431 I've never been a jealous or distrustful person 292 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,099 until you cheated on me. 293 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,019 I hate being like this. 294 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,439 I'm so sorry, Leanne, but… 295 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,484 please don't let the worst mistake I ever made change you. 296 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,447 Next to losing you, that'd be the biggest regret in my life. 297 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,198 [door opens] 298 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,826 I know. I'm late. 299 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,120 Couldn't find my passport. 300 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,833 California's in America. 301 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,502 For now. 302 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,840 [bumper music playing] 303 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,137 Don't forget, text me when you get to the gate. 304 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,055 Mm-hm. 305 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,891 Text me when you get to the plane. Text me when you take off. 306 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,894 Text me when you land. Text me when you get in your Uber. 307 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,896 And text me when you arrive at the farm. 308 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981 Guys, I'm gonna be fine. 309 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,441 This is a good thing. 310 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,569 I know. I just remember carrying you in one arm like a football. 311 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,656 We love you so much. 312 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,324 Love you too. 313 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,827 Get ready to have a whole lot of fresh radishes coming your way. 314 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,288 Dad, I don't know where you live, so I'll send it to Mom's. 315 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,291 Great, another excuse for him to stop by. 316 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,334 Thank you. 317 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,087 All right, I gotta go. 318 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,838 Last hugs. No tears. 319 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,883 -All right, you be safe. -Aw. 320 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,969 -I love you. -I love you, baby. 321 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,053 Bye. 322 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,180 Whoo! 323 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,473 [Bill chuckles] 324 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,227 She's really doing it. 325 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,980 -You know what? I'm proud of her. -Me too. 326 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:25,442 Oh. She's going the wrong way. Gate 11! Gate 11! 327 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,027 She thinks you're waving. 328 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,445 Gate 11! 329 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,742 Wanna go cry in the car? 330 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,953 Yeah, let's go cry in the car. 331 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,666 [bumper music playing] 332 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,547 When I said I'd take a lie detector test, 333 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,133 I thought it might be something fun we could do alone. 334 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,638 Maybe with strawberries and whipped cream. 335 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017 He is telling the truth. 336 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,604 Is my husband in heaven? 337 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,358 It's not a Ouija board, Mary. 338 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,654 Am I the prettiest girl in this room? 339 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,572 No! 340 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,992 And I'm telling the truth. 341 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,828 Let me handle this. 342 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:22,041 Agent Andrew, do you have a girlfriend? 343 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,042 Yes. 344 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,877 He is telling the truth. 345 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,879 And is her name Leanne? 346 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,630 Yes. 347 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,216 And do you love her? 348 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,885 Mary! 349 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,013 Yes. 350 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,893 He is telling the truth. 351 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,439 Everyone get out! 352 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,316 [end bumper music playing] 353 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:55,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 354 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,328 [closing theme music playing] 355 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:05,584 ♪ Leanne ♪ 356 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:28,524 ♪ Leanne ♪ 357 00:18:29,305 --> 00:19:29,693 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-