"Leanne" A Plumber Sent from Heaven

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,316 I hate you! 3 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,820 - That's fine. - I'll run you over in the parking lot. 4 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:34,034 Sorry, I've got seven months to get skinny while Bill's baby mama gets fat. 5 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,037 Looking good, Leanne. 6 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,955 Thank you, Mary. 7 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,499 You sure are giving us a lot to pray about lately. 8 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,877 Happy to help. 9 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,549 I know we don't like to mention carbs in this environment, 10 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:52,385 but I hear that Bill has got a bun in the oven. 11 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,762 Ha! Ha! 12 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,182 - No, come on, that was funny. - I'd rather not talk about it. 13 00:00:57,265 --> 00:01:00,602 This is Bill's peccadillo. You've got nothing to be ashamed of. 14 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,021 I appreciate that. 15 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,815 Even though it's understandable why you'd be ashamed. 16 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,193 My goodness, what a scandal. 17 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,614 Switch places with me before there's bloodshed. 18 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,576 - Hi. - Hi. 19 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,245 I've been acquitted for assault. 20 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,039 Doesn't mean I didn't do it. 21 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,467 How's your bone broth? 22 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,802 What do you think? 23 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,513 It's meat-flavored water. 24 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,476 - You don't want a bite of my chicken parm? - I can't. 25 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:45,814 If I'm gonna build up my self-esteem, starvation is my foundation. 26 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,067 - Well, you have my support. - Thank you. 27 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,912 - Should I eat somewhere else? - No, no, keep going. 28 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:05,917 I'm feeling a little creepy. 29 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:08,336 Less talk, more eat. 30 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,967 You just gonna ignore that garlic knot? 31 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,009 I'll get there. 32 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,762 Get there faster. 33 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,181 Better? 34 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,265 Dip. 35 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,853 Baby, there it is. 36 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,049 Please, Lord, don't judge me. 37 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,139 It's okay! It's cool! I'm with Carol! 38 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,640 Carol! It's cool. 39 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,726 I guess you two have met. 40 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,313 No! No one's met! 41 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,023 Dylan. Nice to meet you. 42 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:12,483 Yeah. You wanna walk me through this? 43 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:16,446 Okay, when two adults like each other, they wanna spend special time... 44 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,947 You know what I mean! 45 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,825 I'm sorry, you were asleep. I thought we could pull it off. 46 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,244 We pretty much did till I got thirsty. 47 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:25,997 All right, I get it. 48 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:30,585 How long have you two been associated with each other? 49 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,504 - I dunno, a couple months? - Two months, 12 days. 50 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,965 - You been keeping track? - Of course I have. 51 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,675 Come here, you. 52 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,846 Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend? 53 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,389 Ooh! 54 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,390 Is that what I am? 55 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,352 Well, I didn't wanna be the first to say it, but it sounds good. 56 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,562 Sounds good to me, too. 57 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,857 Stop kissing! I want answers! 58 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,819 All right, well, look, with what you've been going through, 59 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,822 I didn't want to rub your nose in my happiness. 60 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,327 I want to be mad at that, but I can't. 61 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,829 That's why I love my girlfriend. She's got a big heart. 62 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,998 Come here, you. 63 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:18,549 All right, this is deeply uncomfortable, so I'll leave you to it. 64 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:19,968 Nice meeting you. 65 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,470 And sorry about all the stuff you're going through. 66 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,764 You told him? 67 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,058 We don't just have sex. We talk in between. 68 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,145 You have nothing to be embarrassed about. 69 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,648 I mean, your old man sounds like a real asshole. 70 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,109 Well, aren't you sweet. 71 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,319 Good night. 72 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,906 That's my chicken parm. 73 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,242 You have your snack, I have mine. 74 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,082 Okay. 75 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,584 Start slow. 76 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,211 Pace yourself. 77 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:16,858 One. 78 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,112 How long you figure to stay with your sister? 79 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:23,323 I don't know. She's going through a tough time. 80 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,868 - I wanna be here as long as she needs me. - You're a doll. 81 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,494 A naughty doll. 82 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,584 Hi, it's my house. I'm walking in now. 83 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:40,131 - Pull up a chair. I cooked breakfast. - Thank you, but I just worked out. 84 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,885 - Coffee? - Well, that'd be great. 85 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:47,388 So how did you two meet? 86 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,432 - You want to tell her? - You do it. 87 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,434 I got scones in the oven. 88 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:55,146 A few months ago, I had lunch at the Korean barbecue place at the mall. 89 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:58,024 - Scone? - No, thank you. I'm watching my calories. 90 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:01,819 Don't lose those curves. Nothing good happens on a straight road. 91 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,328 Gimme. 92 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:16,042 Anyway, I got a giant wad of beef jammed in my throat, and I'm seriously choking. 93 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,961 - Marmalade? - Everybody's like, "Are you okay?" 94 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,339 But I can't say no because I'm, you know, dying. 95 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:24,759 Yeah, she was turning blue, like the hot chick in Avatar. 96 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:31,015 Then this crazy bastard swoops in and Heimlich's me like I owed him money. 97 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,353 My goodness. You saved her life? 98 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:39,148 It's no biggie. I'm a plumber. I got a knack for unclogging. 99 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,651 My hero. 100 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:45,947 And look at that. He also gives mouth-to-mouth. 101 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,950 I'm gonna hit the shower. 102 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,159 Hang on. 103 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,870 Forgive me for being cynical, 104 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,582 but as Carol's big sister, I need to ask you a few hard questions. 105 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,584 Shoot. 106 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,504 - You ever been married? - I have. 18 years. 107 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,172 Why'd she dump you? 108 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,383 Let me guess. You cheat on her? 109 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:07,593 She died. Cancer. 110 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,389 - Okay, go take your shower. - Yes, ma'am. 111 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,268 Why didn't you stop me? 112 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,858 I don't know what to tell you, Daddy. 113 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,068 I've called him three times. 114 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,862 That's all I can do. 115 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:29,365 Yes, I know Mama's overdue for a bath. 116 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,618 Till Carol or I could get over there, 117 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:35,663 just wet a towel and give her a quick wipe down. 118 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:40,376 Sure. Use your chamois. Whatever makes it fun for you. 119 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,547 Okay. All right. Love you. 120 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,756 Bye-bye. 121 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,677 You don't suppose your plumber boyfriend could do this? 122 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,678 I can ask him. 123 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,305 Ask me what? 124 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:55,933 Do you know how to install one of those walk-in, sit-down tub deals? 125 00:07:56,017 --> 00:08:00,480 Buttercup, I've installed a Jacuzzi on a moving Lynyrd Skynyrd tour bus. 126 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,482 I can handle a walk-in tub. 127 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,402 Well, now you're saving my life. 128 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,947 You having trouble getting in and out of the tub? 129 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,367 No, I do Pilates. 130 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,037 This is for our mama. 131 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,831 Just when I think you two can't get sweeter. 132 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,334 Text me the coordinates. I'll get on it. 133 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,544 Shouldn't we talk about cost? 134 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,838 Carol can pay me in her special way. 135 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,548 Ooh, I sure can. 136 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,050 And more kissing. 137 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:33,095 No, no keep going. Plumbers don't come cheap. 138 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,686 See, once you've torn out the old bathtub and shower, 139 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,147 these sit-down things are just one unit. 140 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,482 They slide right in. 141 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,109 Great, what are your intentions with my baby girl? 142 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:52,490 Well, we haven't really discussed it, sir, but I can assure you, they're honorable. 143 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,785 Good to hear. I understand you got a dead wife? 144 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,162 I do. 145 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,373 That's terrible. My condolences. 146 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,457 Thank you. 147 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,918 - You have any children? - No. 148 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,711 We tried, but never happened. 149 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,964 Well, it ain't gonna happen with Carol. 150 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:09,924 I realize that. 151 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,509 She missed her window. 152 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,721 Doesn't matter. I love her. 153 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:17,681 Okay. 154 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:19,725 Excuse me a minute? 155 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,189 I like him! 156 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:32,822 So I have to ask, are we hearing wedding bells? 157 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,783 No, we're just enjoying each other's company. 158 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,410 In my guest room. 159 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,329 I can move back to my place. 160 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,709 No, it's fine. Just try to enjoy each other silently. 161 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:46,961 He can. 162 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:49,088 I can't. 163 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,885 Well, all I've ever wanted is for both my girls to be happy. 164 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,262 I am, Mama. 165 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,430 Good. 166 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,098 I used to be. 167 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,061 Did you hear me? I said I like him. 168 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:14,739 Now, this here is called a wand. It'll get at the places you can't. 169 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:19,368 You hear that, girls? It'll help you clean me better. 170 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:23,331 No, no, no, the whole point is that you can wash yourself now. 171 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,499 Well, what about our quality time? 172 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,960 We'll still have it. You just won't be naked. 173 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,296 Go on. Try it. 174 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,882 Okay. 175 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,889 This is gonna be fun! 176 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,976 Just like on TV! 177 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,402 It's open! 178 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,364 Hey, John. 179 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,366 - Bill. - How you been? 180 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,452 Well, I woke up this morning, so I guess pretty good. 181 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,664 Your life still a shit show? 182 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,290 Technicolor. 183 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,878 Well, I'd say it gets better, but I don't really see that happening. 184 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,256 - Yeah, me neither. - What you got there? 185 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,967 Came to take measurements. Gonna start on that walk-in tub. 186 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,303 Jim-dandy. You know the way. 187 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,809 I'm forgetting something. 188 00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,563 Well, this is just cozy as can be. 189 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,234 I put in an extra handrail. Can't be too safe. 190 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:37,446 When you blow up this relationship, can I still be friends with him? 191 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:40,449 Hello. 192 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,201 Fudge! 193 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,245 What? I was gonna get started on the tub. 194 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,789 It's all done. Thanks to Dylan. 195 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,166 I even got a wand. 196 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,750 See? 197 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,920 It pulsates. 198 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,467 I don't understand, I thought this was my job. 199 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,222 It was, but it appears you had more important things to do. 200 00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,266 Like being a tomcat. 201 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,686 Well, at least let me pay for it. What's the damage? 202 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:12,231 - All good. Friends and family discount. - What's that mean? 203 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,816 He's sweet on Carol. 204 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,776 And we're sweet on him. 205 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,696 Okay, well, guess I'll get going. 206 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:19,779 Hurry. 207 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,200 Seems like a nice enough guy. 208 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,494 For an asshole. 209 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,333 Forgot to tell you, don't go in there. Your name's mud. 210 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,460 Thanks, John! 211 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,135 You know you're the first man I ever brought home that my daddy approved of? 212 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,430 I'm sure that's just because he loves you and was being protective. 213 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,475 No, I dragged some real garbage through that house. 214 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,395 You lovebirds okay with a third wheel? 215 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,147 Bring it in. 216 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,858 I cannot thank you enough for what you've done for our mother. 217 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:56,941 And for us. 218 00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:00,863 You haven't lived until you've scrubbed your mama's unreachables. 219 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,074 That's one of the things wrong with our culture. 220 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,618 We don't revere our elders. 221 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,746 We've revered every inch of her. 222 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,959 Boy. Mama sure loves you. 223 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,045 More videos of the tub? 224 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,715 No, she must have taken pictures of Dylan while he was doing the installation. 225 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:21,758 What's this now? 226 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:26,263 She's posted you all over her Facebook, Instagram, and her church website. 227 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,515 You're kidding. 228 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,934 No. And listen to this. 229 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:33,437 "Carol's handsome boyfriend Dylan is a plumber sent from heaven." 230 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,439 And look at all the likes and reposts. 231 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,899 Let me see this. 232 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,360 Jesus. 233 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,821 You gotta make her take all that down. 234 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,198 - Why? - Doesn't matter. Just take it down. 235 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,493 Babe, what's wrong? It's a good thing. You're gonna get a lot of work. 236 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,245 Don't need the work, didn't ask for it. 237 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,289 - Where are you going? - I don't know. I'll call when I get there. 238 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:02,258 I haven't dated in 35 years, but that seemed odd. 239 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,687 I don't know why, but breaking and entering feels wrong. 240 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,731 We should give Dylan a few days to call. 241 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,569 It's been two weeks. I need answers! How does someone just disappear? 242 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,446 Well, here's what we do know. 243 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,742 He's a good man… who may be on the run from the mob. 244 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,578 Or the law. 245 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,788 Or some sort of combo platter. 246 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,833 Okay, I got a credit card, an Allen wrench, and a bobby pin. 247 00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,127 One of these suckers ought to do the job. 248 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,132 Look at that. 249 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,301 You're an accomplice now. 250 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,094 Not if it's a wellness check. 251 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,013 Hello? 252 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,141 Everybody feeling well? 253 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,812 Wow. 254 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,981 He took everything and just left the furniture. 255 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,858 No, this is how it's always been. 256 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,276 Really? 257 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,653 Not even one dirty sock on the floor? 258 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,363 That should have been a red flag. 259 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,116 Well, you know me. Red flag just means accelerate. 260 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,535 This is all I have of him now. 261 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,663 Southern Living. 262 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,625 That's where I got my recipe for jalapeño monkey bread. 263 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,543 Enjoy. 264 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,005 Sorry. 265 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,637 - I think this might be a pivot point. - To what? 266 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,056 You and I becoming those eccentric sisters 267 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,892 that all the neighborhood kids are afraid to go near. 268 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,104 Well, we sure would save a lot of money on Halloween. 269 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,023 We could stop mowing the lawn. 270 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,567 And start parking on it. 271 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,071 - Go grocery shopping in our pajamas. - I did that this morning. 272 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,197 - You did? - Yeah. 273 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,698 Felt a little weird at first, 274 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,493 but by the time I got to produce, I felt free as a bird. 275 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,288 We could make candles and soap. 276 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,667 No more shoelaces. Only Velcro flaps. 277 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,377 Or just commit to slippers. 278 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,295 Sold! 279 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,091 You think we could actually do it? 280 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,259 I don't know. 281 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,764 Giving up might be a fantasy too good to be true. 281 00:16:14,305 --> 00:17:14,646 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm