"Leanne" Too Much Wedding Ring
ID | 13206897 |
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Movie Name | "Leanne" Too Much Wedding Ring |
Release Name | Leanne.S01E06.WEB.H264-RBB_4_text |
Year | 2025 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 37196381 |
Format | srt |
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So everyone at the bakery knows if your
grandbaby's gonna be a boy or a girl,
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but we're in the dark
till Nora and Tyler cut into this?
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I know, and Shirley was so smug
when she rang me up, like,
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"I finally have the upper hand, Leanne."
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Well, you were
pretty mean to her in school.
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Not mean. Competitive.
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You weren't a cheerleader.
You'd never understand.
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Shirley's got three kids,
three fathers, and a misspelled tattoo.
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You win.
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I'll win when a 17-year-old boy
can throw me in the air again.
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So I'm guessing Bill's coming
to this thing tonight?
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I had to include him.
He's the father and the grandfather.
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And a father-to-be. So stupid.
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He's too old
to be up all night changing diapers.
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If the baby doesn't wake him up,
his prostate will.
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That thing's as big as a country ham.
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I'm sure your religion's really nifty,
but we already have one.
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Are you Carol Hayes?
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I'm sorry, you are?
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Andrew Madden. FBI.
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She's right over there.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Just tell me
what kind of trouble Dylan's in.
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Are we talking bank robber, murderer?
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Is there a podcast about him?
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I just finished listening
to Dirty John, and my Lord.
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I get it. You want answers.
But unfortunately, I can't give you any.
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Brother.
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Excuse me.
I've just got to take these.
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Can I get you some water?
That's quite a handful.
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Yeah.
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I had to have a thing, and now
I got to take these every four hours,
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or I might have to have… another thing.
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I got things.
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My purse is a little Walgreens
with a cute strap.
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I take estrogen,
progesterone, and Prilosec.
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Word to the wise,
if you're taking Prilosec daily,
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you might want to check your bone density.
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I'm taking Xanax
because my boyfriend's missing.
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Can we circle back now?
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All right, so, how long were you
in a relationship with Mr. McQuaide?
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McQuaide?
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You might know him as Deaver.
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Hightower?
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Thank God.
We're talking about a different guy!
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- Jackson?
- Damn it.
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- More pills?
- Nope.
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My watch just told me it's time to stand.
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They do say sitting's the new smoking.
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Great. Now I want a cigarette.
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I used to smoke, too. Newports.
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Camels.
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Marlboro Reds. Are we done?!
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Again, how long were you two together?
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A couple months in this life.
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We're pretty sure
we crossed paths as Vikings.
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I only learned about them recently
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when he pranced through my kitchen
in his tiny drawers.
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We were sleeping here
because her marriage blew up,
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and she didn't want to be alone.
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I was a wreck. I'm talking
pick-me-up-off-the-floor wreck.
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I'm sorry. That's rough.
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I'm surprised you hadn't heard.
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My mama put out a prayer request
to everyone in Tennessee.
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That was you.
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Yeah, everybody at headquarters
is praying for you.
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Can we come back to me?!
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Right. Um, did Mr. McQuaide
leave anything behind?
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A laptop? A phone?
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Nope. Just me.
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Wait, don't we have that stack of mail
we took from his apartment?
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No.
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No, we don't.
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You broke into his apartment?
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Is it time to stand again?
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You both realize that stealing mail
is a federal offense?
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Even if you love the occupant?
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If it wasn't for love,
prisons would be empty.
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He's right.
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It always comes down to love.
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Love of money.
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Or love of just killing somebody.
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- Could you get that mail, please?
- Yeah, I'll be right back.
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You're not really
gonna arrest us, are you?
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No, but I will say
I don't like the path you're on.
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Can you tell me just one little thing?
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Is my sister in danger?
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- No, she's not, ma'am.
- Well, that's a relief.
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And it's Leanne.
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Leanne. That suits you.
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Thank you, Agent Andrew.
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It's just Andrew.
Nobody really calls themselves Agent.
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But you're my first,
and you never forget your first.
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All right, but only you.
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Did you always want to be an FBI agent?
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I did. I like flipping the badge.
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I thought that was just
something they did in TV.
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No, it's a class at the academy.
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Nobody confesses to a guy
with a weak flip.
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All right, before I hand this over,
you've got to give me some information.
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Am I the only woman you're talking to,
or is there a string of us all over?
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- Just you.
- Yes!
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Well, thank you, ladies.
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If you think of anything else
that might be helpful,
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please give me a call.
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We will.
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When you see him, tell him his longboat
is missed on the shores of Valhalla.
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He'll know what that means.
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I think we all know what that means.
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Thank you for the coffee, Leanne.
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You're welcome, Agent Andrew.
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- Ew.
- What?
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My boyfriend's life might be in jeopardy,
and you're flirting.
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Good, I was afraid
I was being too subtle.
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In my day,
gender reveal's where you pull them out,
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hose them off and see what's down there.
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That's right.
You get what you get, and don't get upset.
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You're telling me Grandpa wasn't hoping
that Aunt Carol came out a boy?
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He was fine.
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Yeah, I walked the Appalachian Trail,
screamed once, and turned the page.
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What do you want, Tyler?
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A vasectomy.
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I'm starting to think Dylan didn't tell me
his real last name to protect me.
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I still can't believe I had a real-life,
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devastatingly handsome
FBI agent in my home.
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My God!
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- Just call him.
- What do you mean?
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You've been fiddling with his card
all day. I saw you smell it.
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It's woodsy with hints of vanilla.
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Barf.
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Hey, pizza coming in hot.
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I got beers for everyone
who's not pregnant, which includes me.
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I think.
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I smell pizza,
but I don't see pizza!
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I'll… I'll just take those.
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- Pizza coming in hot.
- Looks lukewarm to me.
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- Can I help with anything?
- I got it.
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- Hey, thanks again for letting me come.
- I did it for Nora and Tyler.
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Understood.
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Still, it's kind of cool
being grandparents again.
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It is.
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Remember how excited we were
when Bill Jr. was born?
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One of the happiest moments of my life.
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Yeah, well,
I'm hoping for a girl this time.
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Well, if not our grandchild,
you got a shot with your baby mama.
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Yuck it up. I'm terrified.
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No one can blame you
for being a little freaked out right now,
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but you know what you're doing.
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Let's be honest.
You did most of the work with our kids.
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I don't remember it that way.
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We were a team.
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You're a great father,
and that's not gonna change.
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How is it you always know what to say?
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Because no one knows you like I do,
and no one ever will.
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Back at you.
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I don't think so.
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- Aw.
- Pink and blue. I love that.
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The baby's kicking. Look, feel.
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Special.
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Where's Leanne?
I can't wait to cut into that cake.
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I got to tell you, I got up this morning,
and I'm feeling a girl.
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Yeah, well, feeling a girl
is what got you in a pickle.
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Thanks, John.
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When are we gonna start opening gifts?
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We do gifts at the shower, Grandpa.
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Lord almighty.
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How many of these parties I gotta go to
before the kid's even born?
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No, the shower's
just for the ladies, Daddy.
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Great. You and me can go bowling.
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But I'm a…
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay, you can do this.
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Madden, leave a message.
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That was fast.
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Hello. Hi.
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Hey, you.
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This is Leanne Murphy.
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We met this morning.
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My sister had a relationship
with a man of many last names.
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I got to go.
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I'm going to the bathroom!
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I'm not actually going to the bathroom.
I'm just in the bathroom.
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Hurry!
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Anyway, something about this investigation
has really been gnawing at me,
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and I might have
some information that could help.
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Wrap it up!
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Daddy, give me a minute!
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I don't live with my daddy.
He's just here.
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You don't need to know any of this.
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- This is not Leanne!
- Lord, make it stop.
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Cake's pink. They're having a girl.
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I missed it?
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No, I cut into it. Everybody's mad at me.
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It's open.
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Howdy-howdy.
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Come on in, Leanne. Please.
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Thank you. Sorry I'm late.
I had to go through security three times.
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I had a mystery beep.
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Turns out it was tweezers in my purse.
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Not that I need to pluck anything.
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You said on the phone
you have some information.
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I do. Physical evidence.
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This is my sister's hairbrush,
but Dylan used it, which drove her crazy.
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But you will find his hair
mixed in with hers.
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Boom.
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Okay.
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I know you people
are always looking for DNA.
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When we don't know who the person is.
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Right.
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You know,
we don't because you won't tell us.
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Exactly.
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Even though it's just you and me
with the door closed?
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Even though.
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Okay, well, I saw something,
I said something.
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Okay, well, thanks, Leanne.
This has been very helpful.
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No, it hasn't.
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No, it hasn't, but you brightened my day.
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I did?
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Pft! Look around. You're the only
pop of color I've seen in eight hours.
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Thank you.
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I used my Kohl's Cash.
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- Thanks for coming...
- Anyhoo…
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It was so nice to see you again.
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You too.
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Hold up. Just one more thing.
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Yes?
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Is your cell phone
the best way to reach you,
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and do you like Italian food?
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I know it's been a long time,
but I think you're asking me out.
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Look at you, solving the case.
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These beachy waves aren't gonna last
if you keep sweating.
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I'm nervous.
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I can't remember the last time
I had butterflies in my belly. Feel!
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Why does this keep happening to me?
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So, I've written out a few questions.
Nothing major.
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But sometime during the meal,
work those in.
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"Where's Dylan?"
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"What did Dylan do?"
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"Does Dylan love Carol?"
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This is crazy.
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- Fine, forget it.
- No!
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Me going on a date, what was I thinking?
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- What are you doing?
- I'm getting undressed.
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That usually happens
at the end of the date.
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I can't go. This was a mistake.
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Carol, you're gonna have to call
and tell him I'm sick.
248
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We'll just try again in a few years.
249
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He's an FBI agent.
He's gonna know I'm lying.
250
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You're right, he is.
251
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Because he's so good at his job
and he's so good-looking.
252
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You are too.
253
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Wait till he tries your meat loaf.
254
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I got that recipe from Southern Living.
It's not even mine!
255
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I'm a fraud!
256
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Pull it together!
257
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Deep breaths, Mom.
258
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In and out. In…
259
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and out.
260
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In…
261
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and out.
262
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Okay.
263
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- Okay.
- We good?
264
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I think so.
265
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,524
Did I ruin my waves?
266
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They're still beachy.
267
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,110
You sure?
268
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,030
- Yeah, but there is one thing.
- Too much blush?
269
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Too much wedding ring.
270
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I think it's time.
271
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She's right.
272
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You just don't put these things on
thinking one day you'll take them off.
273
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But it has lost its meaning.
274
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You're ready.
275
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Okay. Here we go.
276
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:55,102
Well, the one area on my body
that doesn't have sun damage.
277
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:06,071
No pressure, but you're my first date
since George Michael left Wham!
278
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,535
I think we all remember
where we were that day.
279
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,331
I'm just warning you,
I might be a little rusty.
280
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You're in good hands. I date constantly.
You're my third date today.
281
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- Really?
- Yup.
282
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,673
Fell in love at breakfast,
broke up at lunch, and here we are.
283
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,926
You ready to fix me?
284
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,428
I'll try. What's your problem?
285
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,681
Well, that'd be a better question
to ask my ex-wives.
286
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309
Wives? How many are we talking?
287
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,435
Just two.
288
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,227
Okay.
289
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,522
Yellow light. Proceed.
290
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,318
Well, my first wife
was my high school sweetheart
291
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who couldn't take the stress of my job
292
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,323
because I couldn't
take the stress of my job.
293
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,825
Then I married my partner
on the force in Nashville.
294
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,744
Another fascinating choice.
295
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,871
She had more chemistry with an informant.
296
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,247
They're both very happy.
297
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,250
You think you'll ever do it again?
298
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I hope this isn't a deal-breaker,
but no, not in a million years.
299
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,423
I'm right there with you.
300
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,051
Really? Well, what do you say?
301
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You want to not get married with me?
302
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,598
I thought you'd never not ask.
303
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:19,937
This job makes it hard to trust people.
I see the worst in everyone.
304
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:24,024
I was the most trusting person you'd ever
meet until my husband blindsided me.
305
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,528
You should have put a tracker on his car.
I'll be doing that with you.
306
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,739
Is it weird that I'm flattered?
307
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,909
Good. I was trying to be playful,
but it felt creepy.
308
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,620
So, what looks good to you?
309
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,707
I think I'm craving this little gem salad.
310
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,084
It's a felony to lie to a federal agent.
311
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,004
I'll have the baked ziti.
312
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,467
So if Dylan turns out
to be a killer,
313
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,803
are you gonna do the conjugal visit thing?
314
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,599
Depends who he killed and why he killed.
315
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,019
But probably, yeah.
316
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,850
Do you think they have cameras in there?
317
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,608
Who cares? I always do it
like people are watching.
318
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,779
How is it you and I are home
on a Saturday night
319
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,156
and Mom's out on a hot date?
320
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,907
I don't know, but get ready.
321
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,910
You've never known single Leanne.
She's a wildcat.
322
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,871
Yeah, right.
323
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,372
I'm serious.
324
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,832
She was like a bad pet.
325
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,294
She'd disappear for a week,
we'd be calling her name,
326
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:29,423
and eventually, she'd drag herself home
looking kind of chewed up and hungry.
327
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,509
My mom?
328
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,970
She did everything I did,
she just never got caught.
329
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,264
She's on the no-fly list, too?
330
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,392
Okay, not everything.
331
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,816
I had every intention of eating
like a lady tonight, and look at me.
332
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,319
I'm using a cookie as a spoon.
333
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,819
If it makes you feel better,
when you were in the bathroom,
334
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,448
I slipped into pajama bottoms.
335
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,827
The minute I get home,
I'm turning all this loose.
336
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,538
And I can say that
because we're never getting married.
337
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,040
Never.
338
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,461
Excuse me. It's work.
339
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,170
Yeah.
340
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,174
Okay.
341
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,676
Everything all right?
342
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,888
I'm so sorry. I've got to cut this short.
343
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,306
I'm needed in the field.
344
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,225
In the field?
345
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,185
That sounds exciting.
346
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,895
It's really not.
347
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,737
Now he's walking under the crowd tape,
just like in the movies.
348
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,909
The local cops are not happy
because the big dog's on the scene.
349
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,577
This is so exciting!
350
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,663
Can you see the body? Is it Dylan?
351
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,456
Is your hair holding up?
352
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,376
Ooh. Ooh!
353
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,710
What's happening?
354
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,131
He's putting those little booties
on his feet. It is so sexy.
355
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,675
I think he's reaching for his gun.
356
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,469
No, it's his pill time.
357
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,430
He is so responsible.
358
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,272
Well, Agent Madden, what a night.
359
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:11,024
You gave me dinner, dessert,
and a drug deal gone bad.
360
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,278
It's gonna make it hard to top next time.
361
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:15,862
Yeah.
362
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,449
There's gonna be a next time.
363
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,869
I was hoping there would be.
364
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,123
Thank you for making my first date
back in the world so lovely.
365
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,926
- Good night, Leanne.
- Good night.
365
00:19:38,305 --> 00:20:38,602