"Leanne" Don't Dangle a Dream

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:22,188 Starting to feel like there's a church bake sale every other week. 3 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:25,817 I hope this one's to raise money for diabetes because we are ground zero. 4 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,280 This is apple pie. It's healthy. 5 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:33,700 That's what you said about apple brandy when we were teething. 6 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,787 Mom, do you have any of my bridesmaid's dresses in your closet? 7 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:42,167 The last time I had a size 2 in my closet was never. 8 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,254 Look at all these beautiful gowns. 9 00:00:46,337 --> 00:00:47,547 You want to buy one? 10 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,717 I'm selling them on eBay or I'm burning them for fun. 11 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,220 - How many weddings have you been in? - I've lost count. 12 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,807 All anyone around here does is get married and have babies. 13 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,477 That was the best time of my life. 14 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:06,232 Enjoy it, because soon it'll just be hormone replacement and colonoscopies. 15 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,321 Your turn's coming, Josie. You're just a little bit behind. 16 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,656 It's not like growing boobs, Grandma. 17 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,367 Those'll come too. 18 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,497 I'm still waiting for mine. 19 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:28,004 You know, this blush pink is the exact color I wanted for my wedding. 20 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:32,592 One of my biggest heartbreaks was not having my special day. 21 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:33,676 We know. 22 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,097 You and Daddy had to do it at City Hall before he got shipped out. 23 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:40,225 Grandpa and I had to go to City Hall before he shipped out… 24 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:42,811 On his way to Vietnam. 25 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,438 …on his way to Vietnam. 26 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,399 I still have my wedding book 27 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:51,653 with all my plans, the colors, 28 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,489 the music, the food. 29 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:59,452 I wanted a white wedding cake with pearl trim. 30 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,913 Real pearls, not those candies. 31 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,125 - Can one of us leave? - Go ahead. 32 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:10,755 And I was gonna have my hair up in a beehive like Priscilla Presley. 33 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:15,468 And I wanted a little peau de soie, French heels. 34 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,680 And, maybe a sweetheart neckline. 35 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:22,559 No, I'd have to have like a Merry Widow bra for that, though. 36 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:28,690 And then I could also have some sweet peas in my bouquet 37 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:32,443 because they smell so sweet, hence the name. 38 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,737 And maybe have those… 39 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,539 Quick question. Do your gums always bleed when you floss? 40 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,083 - No. - Okay. Mine neither. 41 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,587 Doesn't it break your heart 42 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,798 seeing how sad Mama gets when she talks about not having a wedding? 43 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,760 Not really. She pulls that story out once a year. It was due for a lap. 44 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,306 Where's your romance? Weddings are magical. 45 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,976 Yeah, you're right. Weddings are a blast. It's marriage that blows. 46 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:09,689 Well, there was a time when I would have argued with that, but I married Bill. 47 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:11,024 All right, good night. 48 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:15,653 Remember how beautiful Tyler's wedding was out in the backyard? 49 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,406 As I recall, you took to the bed 50 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:21,409 because your precious baby boy was leaving you for another woman. 51 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,828 I came downstairs. 52 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,954 Eventually. 53 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,083 Yes, and when Tyler said, "I do," 54 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,003 you whimpered like you got your foot caught in a bear trap. 55 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,421 Well, despite all of that, 56 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:37,050 it's a day everyone still talks about, and I just hate that Mama didn't get hers. 57 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,510 I'm thinking… 58 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:40,594 Don't. 59 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,472 - What if… - No. 60 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,515 We throw Mom and Daddy a wedding right here? 61 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,351 Come on. 62 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,769 It'll be fun. 63 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,562 You always say that. It never is. 64 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,315 They're not gonna be here forever. 65 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,524 Here we go. 66 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,482 Won't you feel guilty if you could've done one small, wonderful thing for them, 67 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,572 and you didn't? 68 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,818 Why do you always have to save the day? 69 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:02,909 It's what I do. 70 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,913 No, it's what we do, 'cause you always drag me into it. 71 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,915 I'm hearing "yes." 72 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,211 I just came in to ask about my bleeding gums. 73 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:21,094 I can't believe you girls are doing this for us. 74 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,554 I'm confused. We're already married. 75 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,848 I know, Daddy, but you didn't have a real wedding. 76 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,353 Well, the city clerk stamped our license and we went and got a bucket of chicken. 77 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,063 What's not real about that? 78 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,733 That's great, Daddy. Finger-lickin' romantic. 79 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,904 I finally get to have my big day. 80 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,115 It was my idea. 81 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,197 I was looking at the calendar, and I thought we could plan it for spring. 82 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:48,788 That's so far away. 83 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:51,582 We don't even know if we're gonna be breathing next week. 84 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,334 Good point. No wedding. 85 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,546 We'll do it Saturday. 86 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,299 Saturday as in next Saturday? 87 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,844 Look at you, Miss Saving-the-Day. 88 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,056 That's a lot to pull together in such short notice. 89 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:11,436 Well, don't dangle a dream in my face only to take it away. 90 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,438 Saturday it is. 91 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,275 Carol, fetch me my wedding book. 92 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:20,361 It's on the shelf next to Banjo's ashes. 93 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,655 - I miss Banjo. - Best dog. 94 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:27,910 I got my gallbladder removed. Should I do that again too? 95 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:31,539 Only if it wasn't everything you've always dreamed of. 96 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,626 Hefty little sucker. 97 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:39,005 It's got all my wishes that never came true. 98 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,716 Wow, Mama. Very thorough. 99 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:44,844 I'll tell you right now, I ain't wearing no monkey suit. 100 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,805 Yes, you are. And apparently with a top hat. 101 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,351 This day just gone to hell. 102 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,938 Roy Orbison live might be a little tricky, 103 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,482 considering he's not. 104 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,611 But we can definitely do a barbecue. 105 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:02,779 Bill can do it. 106 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:03,862 What? 107 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,657 He did such a wonderful job with Tyler's wedding. 108 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:11,287 That's true, and everyone still talks about that day. 109 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,498 I really don't want my ex-husband there. 110 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,583 Well, you're not the bride. 111 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:16,793 I am. 112 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,964 Is there an age cap on bridezillas? 113 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,766 It's at Leanne's house. 114 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,102 All are welcome, but we're getting hitched. 115 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,437 We are hitched. Paws off, Bernie. 116 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,149 Good Lord, I've unleashed the kraken. 117 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,819 She's inviting the entire congregation. 118 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,113 Remind me. How many people were at Tyler's wedding? 119 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,197 Thirty-five. 120 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,242 It's gonna be like Woodstock with walkers. 121 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,953 - Hi, ladies. - Hey, Mary. 122 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,913 I'll buy a Dutch apple 123 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,958 and be over tomorrow so you can show me where I'll be performing. 124 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,459 Performing? 125 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,547 Well, your mother has asked me to sing "Music of the Night" from Phantom. 126 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,842 And I'll bring my fiddle for some ambiance during crowd load in. 127 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,762 If you're taking requests, I love "Devil Went Down to Georgia." 128 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,888 You would. 129 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,350 Josie, I hear you're gonna be the flower girl. 130 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,434 What? 131 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,145 What? 132 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,932 Well, at least you're not the bridesmaid. 133 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,315 Flower girl? I'm 30 years old. 134 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,359 Thirty already? 135 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,362 And still single. 136 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,613 It's okay. 137 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,906 I know. 138 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,285 Okay, see you tomorrow. 139 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,960 Want to take her to the parking lot? 140 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:44,422 I'll hold her down. You can stomp on her fiddle hand. 141 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,884 Josie, come over here. I want to show off my flower girl. 142 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,969 Can we take Grandma to the parking lot too? 143 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:55,057 - Did you tell Tyler he's ring bearer? - No, I don't have time for that. 144 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,476 I'm officiating the ceremony, 145 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,853 and so far all I've got is, "Please be seated." 146 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,773 Carol, we need more flyers. 147 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:04,817 Kraken. 148 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,363 Y'all know what's at stake. 149 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,491 We've got a 60-year-old dream in the making. 150 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,327 Hearts are on the line, one with a pacemaker. 151 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,998 I know I got us all into this, but I will get us through it. 152 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,918 It's a vow renewal. We're not taking out Bin Laden. 153 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,963 Leanne's right. We are a family that works well under pressure. 154 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,759 We are no longer a family, but yes, we do work well under pressure. 155 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,178 Tyler, what's your position? 156 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,263 Secure chairs and tables from the church. 157 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,431 And? 158 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,224 Say it. 159 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,436 Carry rings on a small velvet pillow. 160 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:42,688 Get to it. 161 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,065 Josie. 162 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:45,942 Hair and makeup for the bride. 163 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,527 And throwing petals. 164 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,738 Good, and get all that moping out of your system 165 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:54,033 because come Saturday you will be smiling like the corn queen. 166 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,618 Bill. 167 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,789 The grill master is in the hizzy, yo. 168 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,918 You're a white middle-aged man, yo. 169 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,548 I'll have my setup in the garage, 170 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:12,343 where pork butts will be getting deeply injected with my proprietary hog butter. 171 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,096 That how you got Faye pregnant? 172 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,976 You gonna give me a hard time about "hizzy," but that's okay? 173 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,395 Just go. 174 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,523 - Carol. - I'm waiting for the florist. 175 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:26,524 Well, I'm here. 176 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,110 I was just afraid to come in during that speech. 177 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,946 Hey, Stephen. I'm Carol. We spoke on the phone. 178 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,489 This is my sister, Leanne. 179 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,907 Pleasure to meet you. 180 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:38,411 Thank you so much for doing this job on such short notice. 181 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:41,330 It is an honor. I never get these kinds of opportunities. 182 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,873 He's a funeral director. 183 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:43,957 What? 184 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,252 I had three days. You should see his website. 185 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,129 He's a wizard with casket sprays. 186 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,256 Thank you. 187 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:54,093 The botanicals speak. I'm just a good listener. 188 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,928 Have you ever done a wedding? 189 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,722 Alas, no. 190 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,599 But don't be spooked. 191 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,309 Death may be my trade, 192 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:05,688 but love and florals are where my passions truly lie. 193 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,941 You are concerned. I see that. 194 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,902 I'm sure you're very talented, but we've got a demanding bride 195 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,572 expecting a blanket of blush roses covering my yard. 196 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,950 And I can deliver that in any situation. 197 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,662 I have always been known to adapt and pivot. 198 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,957 Who doesn't love a funeral director with a catchphrase? 199 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,625 So are we good? 200 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,711 Yeah, okay. 201 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,671 You won't regret it. 202 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,382 This is gonna be so much fun! 203 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,885 Happy tears. 204 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,845 Now, where's the memorial... 205 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,388 Boy. 206 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,223 Where's the ceremony taking place? 207 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,476 Right out here in the backyard. 208 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:47,021 Above ground! Wonderful! 209 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,568 Mama's all tucked into bed. 210 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,614 I think it's sweet she doesn't want Daddy to see her the night before the wedding. 211 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,615 I guess. 212 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:01,243 At least we talked her out of having that bachelorette party at the strip club. 213 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,705 You know the top-shelf dancers are not working brunch. 214 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,209 So how's your "dearly beloved" coming along? 215 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,544 Okay, listen to this. 216 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,673 "Thank y'all for coming." 217 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,258 "Today is proof that Tinder really works." 218 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,886 Then I point at Mom and Daddy, laugh, laugh, laugh… 219 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,514 What? 220 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,807 That's kind of soft. 221 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,142 I mean, I would open with the story 222 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,104 of when you walked in on them doing it in the recliner. 223 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,190 Carol, that took me years to get over that. 224 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:34,151 Okay, go with Tinder. But you've been warned. 225 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,780 Admit it, aren't you a little glad we decided to do this for Mama? 226 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,449 Yeah, we did kind of slay her wedding book. 227 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,660 I know. We checked almost every box. 228 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,413 Yeah. No doves, but plenty of old crows. 229 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,289 See, now there's your laugh, laugh, laugh. 230 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,710 Was I this demanding when I got married? 231 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,422 I still have the petticoat and parasol. Does that answer your question? 232 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,633 It was a theme wedding. I still think you might wear it someday. 233 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,220 Sure, if I'm ever nannying little British children. 234 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,015 I can't look at this speech anymore. I'm gonna have to go to sleep. 235 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,436 Quick question, when you brush your hair, does a lot come out? 236 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,897 - No. - That's it, I'm getting a multivitamin. 237 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:21,240 The key with agave is if you don't control the heat, it gets brittle. 238 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,242 The key with me is I don't care. 239 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,037 - What are you doing with my chairs? - We're a few short. 240 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,914 No one's getting grass ass on my watch. 241 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,959 You could've said "fanny," but I like your hustle. 242 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,005 Daddy, you're wearing that hat. 243 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,674 The hell I am. I look like Mr. Peanut. 244 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,761 It's the bride's wish. Happy wife, happy life. 245 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,180 Have you learned nothing in all these years of marriage? 246 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,265 Aha, so you admit we're married. 247 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,893 It's just one day. Can't you give her this? 248 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,979 I gave her 60 years. That should count for something. 249 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,898 Just wear the darn hat! 250 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,693 I don't know what we're gonna do with that man. 251 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,571 He'll snap out of it after he gobbles my pork. 252 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,784 Yeah. I heard it. 253 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,995 - So how's Mama doing? - Good. 254 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,080 She's got a mimosa, Josie's doing her makeup, 255 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,207 we're right on schedule. 256 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,209 I could use a mimosa. 257 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,877 Daddy, you want a mimosa? 258 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,295 Speak English. 259 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,841 I'm gonna say it, I do not know what she sees in that man. 260 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:27,056 Hey, everyone! Big day! Big day! 261 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,183 Hey, Stephen. You're right on time. 262 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,684 We have a little hiccup. 263 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,770 How little? 264 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,356 It would appear that my vendor sent us the wrong order. 265 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,941 We have no flowers? 266 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,069 No, we do, it's just the arrangements that were delivered 267 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,197 are for a slightly different occasion. 268 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,740 Who died? 269 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,784 That occasion. 270 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,119 My Lord! 271 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,454 I am so sorry. 272 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,539 It's a sign. 273 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,998 No, it's not. Sit! 274 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,378 The grill quit on me. I got 40 pounds of raw pork. 275 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,506 No amount of hog butter is gonna get me out of this jam. 276 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,383 They're saying rain, 277 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,926 but I don't buy it. 278 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,761 Who's saying that? 279 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,845 I'm going home. 280 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,055 - Sit! - Sit! 281 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,226 Okay, everybody needs to just calm down. 282 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,771 We're gonna adapt and pivot. Isn't that right, Stephen? 283 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,189 Yes. 284 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,274 Louder! 285 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,027 It's just a catchphrase! I saw it on a yogurt lid! 286 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,404 Mary. 287 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:30,786 Never mind. 288 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,874 Carol, we need full access to Mary's grill and every rose in her garden. 289 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,542 Not my Princess Di's. 290 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,751 You'll get two songs. 291 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:38,836 Follow me. 292 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,972 Freeze, old man. 293 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,101 I got a glue gun with three sticks in it. You feeling lucky? 294 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,439 Any chance you got more mason jars? 295 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,108 We're Southern. Of course we do. 296 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,611 I think we might pull this off. 297 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,987 We make a good team. 298 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,196 We do. 299 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,075 And may I say, what you're doing for your folks is very moving. 300 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,078 In my field, I spend a lot of time listening to people weep 301 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,247 over the shoulda, coulda, wouldas. 302 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,083 Thank you, I just wish my daddy was more enthused. 303 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,377 Maybe he's got cold feet. 304 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755 He might. I hid his shoes. 305 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,760 I swear, if he leaves her at the altar, I'm throwing that top hat on Bill. 306 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,386 She loves him more anyway. 307 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,765 Bill the caterer? He's cute. 308 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,308 He's my ex-husband. 309 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,768 I hate him. 310 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,982 The walker-and-cane parade has started. 311 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,776 They're too early. 312 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,278 Well, It's two o'clock. They're ready for dinner. 313 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,658 It's refreshing for me. I don't usually see them in action. 314 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:55,996 Ooh. The widow Tidwell has a plus-one. She bounced back real quick. 315 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,753 I can't believe I'm the bride. 316 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,713 You look beautiful. 317 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,465 Like a princess. 318 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,511 I feel 20 years old. 319 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,056 Well, that makes you ten years younger than the flower girl. 320 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,352 How's my groom doing? 321 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,021 - Super psyched. - Great. 322 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:24,817 Don't lie to me. I know he hates all of this. 323 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,026 And I don't care. 324 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:31,073 You girls have made my dream come true. 325 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,366 Mama. 326 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,660 Don't get us crying already. 327 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,662 I'm not doing your makeup again. 328 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,289 Carol, take Mama downstairs. 329 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,000 - But don't let Daddy see her. - Okay. 330 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,045 Enjoy your last few steps of freedom, Mama. 331 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,216 You want to hook up with Pat Boone, you better get on it. 332 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,098 Let me help you with that. 333 00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:01,145 I know you're sick of being in weddings, but one day it'll be your turn. 334 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:05,315 No offense, but the whole "marriage, kids" thing… 335 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,900 Ooh, hard pass. 336 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,404 Well, maybe not now, but you're young. You've got time. 337 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,406 Not ever, Mom. 338 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,909 But I get why you think that. It's what everyone here does. 339 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,328 Well, not everyone. 340 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,457 Although you would have adorable babies. 341 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,834 Not gonna happen. 342 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,253 Okay, if it's not for you, it's not for you. 343 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,213 This town isn't for me. 344 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,215 What does that mean? 345 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,178 I think I'm ready to make a move. Try something new. 346 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,096 I need to get out of Knoxville. 347 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,725 Felt good to say that out loud. 348 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,392 Thanks, Mom. 349 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,532 I've taken three showers, I still smell like meat. 350 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,451 Stop flirting. 351 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,916 Okay, here you go, you two… cuties. 352 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,418 This is humiliating. 353 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,045 You get to just stand there. 354 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,506 I have to toss… popcorn? 355 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,508 I could not spare a petal. 356 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:21,975 Daddy, it's time. 357 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,312 I'll go get Mama. 358 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,732 I ain't going out there. 359 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,443 I've been saying it all day, but nobody listens to me. 360 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,404 You'll do as you're told, young lady. 361 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,574 Sound familiar? 362 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,832 Sorry. I'm not used to pinning these on the living. 363 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:51,088 Sir, I have been instructed to put this on the groom. 364 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,840 Who are you? 365 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,924 I'm… 366 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,677 the wedding florist. 367 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,056 Daddy, let's get this hat on you. 368 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,057 I'm not wearing it. 369 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,768 Why can't you just pretend to enjoy it for Mama's sake? 370 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:09,565 Because as far as I'm concerned, our wedding day, however simple, 371 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,859 was the best day of my life. 372 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:19,616 It's things like that that make me want to marry you all over again. 373 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,578 - Wow. - Really? 374 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,204 Big wow. 375 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,209 Let's go get married. 376 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,174 Don't forget your vows. 377 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,551 We don't need those. 378 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,471 That's the one thing that we got right the first time around. 379 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,350 No, blush pink! 380 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,102 Perfect! 381 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,855 You got all that at Mary's? 382 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,982 And a quick run to the Kroger's. 383 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,944 Just waiting on a go. 384 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,405 We're ready. 385 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:17,174 What is it about weddings? They always make me cry. 386 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,383 Me too. 387 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,636 - Bill? - Yeah? 388 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,721 We gotta talk about something. 389 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,640 Is it the meat smell? 390 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,228 Never mind. 391 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,311 You sure? 392 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,897 I am. 393 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,481 Then shall we? 394 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,283 Where did the newlyweds go? 395 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,619 They're in your car making out. 396 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,123 Worse things have happened in that back seat. 397 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,334 But not many. 398 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,382 You angel. You didn't have to do that. 399 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,342 I'm Southern. Of course I did. 400 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:08,433 Now, I've been to enough funerals to know when someone's putting on a brave face. 401 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,559 You want to talk? 402 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,605 It's my daughter. I think she's gonna leave home. 403 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:19,486 I know she's an adult, but I've already been through so much change this year. 404 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:26,368 Well, sometimes people leave before we're ready. 405 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,787 But they're never really gone. 406 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,415 They're always right here. 407 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,251 Funeral talk? 408 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,253 Yes, I'm so sorry. 409 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,880 It's okay, you pulled it off. 410 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,133 Adapt and pivot! 411 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,595 They're doing more than just making out. 412 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,433 I'm gonna have to sell that car. 412 00:21:50,305 --> 00:22:50,929 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org