"Leanne" Gomez Is a Woman

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,021 I got my room assignment at the farm. 3 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,398 I'm Bunk 11, Barn 4. 4 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,775 You're gonna be sharing a room with ten other people? 5 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:26,693 You should talk. 6 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:30,447 You and 24 other sorority girls all jammed into the Tri Delt house. 7 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:35,368 We were all on diet pills and drank Tab. We fit fine. 8 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:39,831 - You want to hear about the collective? - Sorry, go on. 9 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:42,834 We're up at 4:00, picking vegetables. 10 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:46,171 And then we wash them or something. 11 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,799 And then we sell them off a truck in town. 12 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,385 You won't help me in the garden, 13 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:55,889 but you'll go pick carrots on some communist farm in California? 14 00:00:57,682 --> 00:01:00,304 - I knew you wouldn't get it. - I think what you're doing is cool. 15 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,519 Thank you. 16 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,647 I just don't understand why you need to be roughing it in the wilderness. 17 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,233 She's 12 miles from SeaWorld. 18 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,611 Great, so there's sharks. 19 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,949 My flight's booked. You better wrap your arms around this. 20 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,121 Collective vegetable farm. 21 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,958 That's just code for being in a teepee on that ayahuasca. 22 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,087 I did that once. 23 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,798 Talked to a goat. Had a revelation about you. 24 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,551 But let's stick to the topic. 25 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,178 What am I gonna do? 26 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,763 You're gonna let her go. 27 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,682 But California? 28 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,183 Ew. 29 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,897 Do they even have churches out there? 30 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,284 What's all this? 31 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,703 Josie's gonna need some of my survival gear. 32 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,407 She'll be out in the middle of nowhere. 33 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,250 I mean, San Diego doesn't even have a football team. 34 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,544 How did this happen? 35 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,797 Well, the NFL holds a gun to these cities' heads for a new stadium... 36 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,007 I'm talking about Josie, you dumb giraffe. 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,718 Well, you did smother her a bit. 38 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,596 Excuse me? This is my fault? 39 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,682 Come on, Leanne. She's 30 years old. 40 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:23,351 She still comes over to do her laundry and steal toilet paper. 41 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,020 And at 35, we'll cut her off. 42 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:29,357 Are you kidding me? At her age, we already had two babies and a mortgage. 43 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,317 And we lived happily ever after. 44 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,905 - Last time I checked, we both raised her. - Where are you headed? 45 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,657 Going to lunch with Andrew. 46 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,701 That clown still in the picture? 47 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:42,745 He is. Are you still having a baby with our dentist? 48 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:45,832 Enjoy your lunch. 49 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,963 Gotta warn you, FBI cafeteria food 50 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,049 is still just food sweating under a hot orange light. 51 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,469 I'm loving this. I've got my meat loaf, my carrots, 52 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,431 and I'll be swapping out my milk for your pudding cup later. 53 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,725 This is a bit like high school. 54 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,978 - Do y'all have cliques? - Sure. 55 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,689 Lab techs are the nerds. 56 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:11,941 Hostage Rescue, they're the jocks. 57 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,903 And Criminal Forensics, they're… 58 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,905 sort of our goth kids. 59 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,157 Where do you fit in? 60 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,910 I'm prom king 'cause I'm here with the hot cheerleader. 61 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,704 Should we make out later behind the bleachers? 62 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,707 We could, but there are cameras everywhere. 63 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,420 Seriously, Madden? 64 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,589 This is where you bring your girlfriend to lunch? 65 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,884 It was her idea. Leanne, this is my partner, Gomez. 66 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,552 Nice to meet you. 67 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,679 You're Gomez? 68 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,308 Vanessa. Can I sit with you? 69 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,685 No, we're on a very romantic date. 70 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,854 It took me a year to get this reservation. 71 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,315 Don't be silly. Of course. Sit. 72 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,067 Well, thanks. 73 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,236 I dropped the Rodriguez file on your desk. 74 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:57,946 I'll get to it later. 75 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:04,118 So you're the Gomez that was tied to Andrew 76 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,663 in the trunk of a Cadillac for 12 hours? 77 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,124 Face-to-face on a bumpy road. Bleh. What a nightmare. 78 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,043 It will be from now on. 79 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,881 You should know, this guy talks about you nonstop. 80 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,049 He does? 81 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,218 "Leanne's an amazing mother." 82 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,761 "Leanne loves dancing." 83 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,722 "Leanne threw the shot put in tenth grade." 84 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,225 What an odd list. 85 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,977 I'm proud of you. 86 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,314 So what made you go into the FBI? 87 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,316 Were you discovered at the mall? 88 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,361 I got recruited at Princeton. 89 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:42,699 Mark your bingo cards, people. We got Princeton in there nice and early. 90 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,369 I have a degree from UT in psychology. 91 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,456 - Are you a therapist? - I'm a mother, so yeah. 92 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,876 Leanne's daughter's about to move to California. 93 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,962 We know California. 94 00:04:56,045 --> 00:05:00,174 You remember that case where we got stuck in that hotel for two months? 95 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:03,428 This one with the 30-minute showers and hogging all the towels. 96 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,638 I had to dry off by doing jumping jacks. 97 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,308 Where in California? 98 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,019 Um, San Diego. 99 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,108 She'll be fine. I'm sure she's levelheaded. 100 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:19,150 It's just the wild ones you have to worry about. 101 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,193 What? 102 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,863 You gonna eat that pickle? 103 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,538 So, do you have a husband? Kids? 104 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:34,167 - Husband? - Nope. Just married to my work. 105 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,003 Longest relationship I've ever had is with this guy. 106 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:37,920 Ten years? 107 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,422 Eleven! 108 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,549 He always forgets our anniversary. 109 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,264 Are we out of white wine? 110 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,641 Gomez is a woman! 111 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,936 No! 112 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:56,272 Who's Gomez? 113 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,651 Andrew's partner. She's gorgeous. 114 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:04,405 It's like Sofía Vergara and Salma Hayek had a baby together 115 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,076 and it grew up to be a really sexy Penélope Cruz! 116 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,372 Hold on. Picturing. Picturing. 117 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,748 My God. 118 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,088 She rolls her R's like a kitten curling up in your lap. 119 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:24,300 There's no sexier accent, except maybe Irish. 120 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:28,471 Ooh, I just hear that brogue, immediately it's pants off. 121 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,847 Remember that story where he was carrying his partner ten miles out of that canyon 122 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,394 because of the snake bite? 123 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,813 I was picturing something like Saving Private Ryan, 124 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,481 not Fifty Shades of Gomez! 125 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,527 Calm down. 126 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,695 He would have done the same for you. 127 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,198 How? With a helicopter and a cot? 128 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:52,328 When I left him, he was gonna meet her for squats and a swim. 129 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,126 Any chance you're making more out of this because you're so wound up about Josie? 130 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:01,337 Josie's gonna die in San Diego. You could see it in their eyes. 131 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,556 You are exactly where you're supposed to be. 132 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:16,310 You are perfect in every way. 133 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,526 The light in you radiates with everyone you meet. 134 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,739 Hey, you. How are we doing? 135 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,158 Better. 136 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,535 Bubble bath help? 137 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,953 Tea and meditation? 138 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,373 Yup. Apparently, I'm the light that radiates. 139 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,126 Good. 140 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,882 - I was acting crazy. - A little bit. 141 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,676 And why? She's pretty. Big whoop. 142 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:49,759 Exactly. 143 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,013 At least she was nice. 144 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,307 Would have been worse if she was a butthole. 145 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,643 Nothing worse than a gorgeous butthole. 146 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,236 They're partners. That's all. 147 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,115 Right. It's not like they're lifeguards and she's emerging from the ocean all wet, 148 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,035 the sun glistening off her perfectly tanned skin. 149 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:19,040 She's not a lifeguard, is all I'm saying. 150 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,417 You googled her, didn't you? 151 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,629 I had to see if a sexier Penélope Cruz existed. 152 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,213 It does. 153 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:29,342 - Am I in trouble? - No! 154 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,345 I've seen the way Andrew looks at you. He's locked in. 155 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,597 Thank you. I needed that. 156 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,599 What picture did you see? 157 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,726 Her cadet photo. 158 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:42,813 She makes standing in front of a flag in a polyester suit look like porn. 159 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,692 Andrew and I have a date tomorrow. 160 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,736 I don't know how I'm gonna act around him. 161 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:52,073 Hey, you are gonna channel your Miss Knoxville pageant days. 162 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:53,658 Remember the four C's? 163 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,661 Cool, confident, composed… 164 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,955 and cutlets in my bra. 165 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,543 I bet they don't teach that one at Princeton. 166 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,554 Okay. 167 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,848 A few ground rules before our first movie. 168 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,809 I'm a popcorn hog. 169 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:24,647 I point out the exits. There and there. 170 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,732 And I have a nervous tick. 171 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,402 I laugh at the sad parts. 172 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:33,447 I wish I'd known before I picked a movie about a man whose dog gets cancer. 173 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,536 You see? We're gonna get some dirty looks. 174 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:45,084 So it was nice having lunch the other day and getting to see the cafeteria. 175 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,127 If that impressed you, there's an Ikea in Nashville that you're gonna love. 176 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,800 I also enjoyed getting to meet Agent Gomez. 177 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,343 She gave you a big thumbs up. 178 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,762 Said I finally found a girlfriend who isn't crazy. 179 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,514 Yeah, that's me. 180 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,644 Just curious, why didn't you ever mention that your partner was a woman? 181 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,022 I thought I did. Does it matter? 182 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,941 No. It's cool. I'm cool. 183 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:13,946 It's just y'all spend a lot of time together in very interesting situations. 184 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,491 - You're not jealous. - Of course not. 185 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:22,288 Well, good, because next week we're going undercover as a married couple. 186 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,708 - What? - It's work. We've done it a million times. 187 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,211 You're gonna be doing jumping jacks in a hotel room again? 188 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:31,547 You are jealous. 189 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,591 Put yourself in my shoes. 190 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,926 If I was working with a hunky, shirtless guy… 191 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,095 Shirtless? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 192 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,182 Our relationship is purely professional. 193 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,769 You're telling me when you first met there wasn't a little something-something? 194 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,771 I was her supervisor. 195 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,230 But you're still a man. 196 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,983 My God. Do I need to take a lie detector test? 197 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,234 Would you? 198 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:57,823 I can't believe you don't trust me. I take my work very seriously. 199 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,659 And I'm insulted that you think 200 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,161 just because I'm a man and she's an attractive woman 201 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:05,414 that I can't see her for the excellent partner that she is. 202 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,709 Now, are we gonna sit back and watch this dog die or what? 203 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,051 So right now your boyfriend's at a stakeout 204 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,053 pretending to be married to another woman? 205 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,764 Andrew's just doing his job. 206 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,641 And you're okay with it? 207 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,767 I am. 208 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,560 I trust him. 209 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,146 Well, you trusted Bill, and look what happened. 210 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,899 - Becca! - Well, I'm just saying. 211 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,442 Men can be pigs. 212 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,865 Nuh. My Jerry never looked at another woman. 213 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,329 Fine. I get that you trust him, 214 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,206 but what about Agent Hot Cha-Cha? 215 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,667 Nothing more attractive than an unavailable man. 216 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,795 You'd know. You stole every one of my boyfriends in high school. 217 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,590 Even Randy wasn't safe, and he had teeth like a walrus. 218 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,844 That's what I'm saying. I understand the mind of a hot woman. 219 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:00,845 We want it all. 220 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,431 Even if we don't want it, we still think it should be ours. 221 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,392 You should really come back to my Bible study group. 222 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,436 - Did you make it coed yet? - No. 223 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,645 Pass. 224 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,314 Can't we all just talk about something else? 225 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,443 How's Josie? She still joining that cult? 226 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,995 Don't let Becca get in your head. 227 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,664 What if she's right? What if Andrew's cheating on me? 228 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,666 I don't think that's happening. 229 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,960 I can't be made a fool again. 230 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,964 I've never seen you jealous before, and I gotta be honest. 231 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,467 It is super unattractive. 232 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,720 Great, now I'm losing the personality war too. 233 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,221 That's all I had left. 234 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,434 I mean, I'm the one who was always obsessive, doing drive-bys, 235 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,645 stalking the boys until their parents would call Mama and Daddy 236 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,273 and force one of us to change schools. 237 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,234 Well, if I knew where this stakeout was, 238 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,029 I'd go full Carol and stake them out right now. 239 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,947 Aw. 240 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,408 I think you're falling in love. 241 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,118 You take that back. 242 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,872 I know this wasn't the plan, but that's what all this looks like. 243 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,958 Wrong. What I have with Andrew is fun. I'm just having fun. 244 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,045 Yeah. You've been a real hoot lately. 245 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,675 Shouldn't Josie be here by now? 246 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,846 Yup. I hope it's a sign she's decided to bail on the whole idea. 247 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,556 That would be on brand. 248 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,851 First time I'm rooting for her to fail. 249 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,435 That's not true. 250 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,897 Remember when she made her own deodorant? 251 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,984 That was the worst Thanksgiving. 252 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,365 - Hey. - Hey. 253 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,951 - Josie not here yet? - No. 254 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,870 - Think she's bailing? - Fingers crossed. 255 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,247 We just did this. 256 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,707 Call me when she gets here so I can say goodbye. 257 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,627 So… 258 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,045 So. 259 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,466 Sort of glad we, have a minute alone. 260 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,177 I was thinking about the other day and what I said. 261 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,556 I shouldn't have blamed you for Josie leaving. I'm sorry. 262 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,726 Well, I appreciate that, but I'm sure I've done my fair share of smothering. 263 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,730 Yeah, but I'm the reason she's soured on marriage and family 264 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,941 and wants to get out of Knoxville. 265 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,150 I'd love to blame you, 266 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,404 but we both know Josie's never been a fan of anything traditional. 267 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,031 Well, didn't help that I blew up our lives. 268 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,658 I mean, it changes a person. 269 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,785 It certainly changed me. 270 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:31,619 Well, I don't know. 271 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,039 You and Mr. Wonderful seem to be doing fine. 272 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,209 Actually, we're not. 273 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:42,131 I've been all spun out, and he didn't even do anything wrong. 274 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,258 But I'm afraid he will because you did. 275 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,386 I don't know what to say. 276 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,431 I've never been a jealous or distrustful person 277 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,099 until you cheated on me. 278 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,019 I hate being like this. 279 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,439 I'm so sorry, Leanne, but… 280 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,484 please don't let the worst mistake I ever made change you. 281 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,447 Next to losing you, that'd be the biggest regret in my life. 282 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,826 I know. I'm late. 283 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,120 Couldn't find my passport. 284 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,833 California's in America. 285 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:20,502 For now. 286 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,137 Don't forget, text me when you get to the gate. 287 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,891 Text me when you get to the plane. Text me when you take off. 288 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,894 Text me when you land. Text me when you get in your Uber. 289 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,896 And text me when you arrive at the farm. 290 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,981 Guys, I'm gonna be fine. 291 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,441 This is a good thing. 292 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:45,569 I know. I just remember carrying you in one arm like a football. 293 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,656 We love you so much. 294 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,324 Love you too. 295 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,827 Get ready to have a whole lot of fresh radishes coming your way. 296 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,328 Dad, I don't know where you live, so I'll send it to Mom's. 297 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,291 Great, another excuse for him to stop by. 298 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,375 Thank you. 299 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,087 All right, I gotta go. 300 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,838 Last hugs. No tears. 301 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,883 - All right, you be safe. - Aw. 302 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,969 - I love you. - I love you, baby. 303 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,053 Bye. 304 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,180 Whoo! 305 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,227 She's really doing it. 306 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,980 - You know what? I'm proud of her. - Me too. 307 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:25,442 She's going the wrong way. 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Gate 11! 308 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,027 She thinks you're waving. 309 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,445 Gate 11! 310 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,742 Wanna go cry in the car? 311 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,953 Yeah, let's go cry in the car. 312 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,547 When I said I'd take a lie detector test, 313 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,133 I thought it might be something fun we could do alone. 314 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,638 Maybe with strawberries and whipped cream. 315 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017 He is telling the truth. 316 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,604 Is my husband in heaven? 317 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,358 It's not a Ouija board, Mary. 318 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,695 Am I the prettiest girl in this room? 319 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,738 No! 320 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,992 And I'm telling the truth. 321 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,828 Let me handle this. 322 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:22,041 Agent Andrew, do you have a girlfriend? 323 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,042 Yes. 324 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,877 He is telling the truth. 325 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,879 And is her name Leanne? 326 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,630 Yes. 327 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,216 And do you love her? 328 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,885 Mary! 329 00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,095 Yes. 330 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,893 He is telling the truth. 331 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,439 Everyone get out! 331 00:17:46,305 --> 00:18:46,769 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm