"Austin" Episode #2.6

1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,120 Austin. What's the favourite place you visited in Britain? 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,200 That's a stupid question and I won't answer it. 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,080 What is going on with Austin? Well, I like it. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,240 He's got swagger. 5 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,160 Austin, why are your arms different colours? 6 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,560 Greta wanted me to adopt an outdoor look, 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,920 so I'm testing different shades of spray tan. 8 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,880 Can I vote for Austin as he was before? 9 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,320 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,160 And I really do have a trip to Paris coming up. 11 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,520 These people are the wrong kind of readers. 12 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:25,600 This signing is over. 13 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,160 You're as bad as Sylvester Macaulay 14 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,280 on the set of Return of the Cybermen. 15 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,480 And that's bad. 16 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,760 He's turned into a bit of a dickhead, hasn't he? 17 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,400 GRETA: A quick announcement, everyone. 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,640 Austin's just cancelled his own book signing. What a bad boy. 19 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,400 That doesn't mean you shouldn't buy a copy of his book. 20 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,520 You know, fair's fair. 21 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,720 Please, stop taking pictures of me and please go away. 22 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,960 That's great, Austin. Why don't you throw a chair? 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,680 (PHONE CHIMES) 24 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,800 Oh. Breaking news, everyone. 25 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,760 Austin's just booked a guest spot on the Cobb Harper podcast this week. 26 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,880 That's not the guy who thinks that kangaroos were built in a lab. 27 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,920 Yeah. And who says autism is a choice. 28 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,120 I'll say this, though. 29 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,320 Cobb was one of the few people 30 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,360 that stood up for me when I was cancelled. 31 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,640 Oh, I like him now. 32 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,240 Which, to be clear, does not change the fact 33 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,280 that he's a thoroughly bad man. 34 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,320 I just think my little boy's gone. 35 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:16,160 Oh, he's not gone, Mel. But someone does need to do something about it. 36 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,960 And we both know who that should be. 37 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,280 Me. Mel. 38 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,000 Seriously? Mel brought him up. 39 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,440 If he's going to listen to anyone's advice, 40 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,880 he's going to listen to hers. 41 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,120 No-one is denying that Mel's put in a shift. 42 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,240 (GASPS) 43 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,880 Put in a shift? Austin's swagger is genetic. 44 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,080 Like type one diabetes. 45 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,440 He'll respond best to someone who understands it. 46 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,200 I faced the tiger, tamed it. Live with it every day. 47 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,760 (CHUCKLES) 48 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,640 Hopefully, I can teach Austin to do the same. 49 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:47,074 50 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,000 OK, now just... Just run with me. 51 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,960 Imagine you and I are copiloting the Big Bear plane. 52 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,200 I love that. 53 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,520 And then all of a sudden, bang, bang. Engine catches fire. 54 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,960 Now, don't worry. We're in trouble. But... 55 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,600 Yeah. 56 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,960 I have two parachutes. 57 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,760 Great. That's a relief. Yeah. 58 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,960 And one of them is for me. Yes. 59 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:22,080 And one of them is for the very first person I see 60 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,640 who I think is even remotely capable of playing Big Bear. 61 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,560 OK. OK. So I am really enjoying the story, 62 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,760 but I don't think I really follow what you're saying. 63 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:36,520 I mean, are you saying you would let me die to save the show? 64 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,680 Is that... Yeah. 65 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,440 And this is the week 66 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:46,720 that you definitely sign off on a replacement actor for Big Bear. 67 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,240 OK, well, I got that message. Oh, good. 68 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,760 Dad, why do you and Ingrid have 69 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,400 a sheet down the middle of your bed? 70 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,640 Don't you worry about that. You just enjoy your brunch. 71 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,560 When you said, "Come over for brunch," 72 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,160 I thought there'd be, you know, brunch. 73 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,640 Cereal's brunch. 74 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,080 Anyway, I wanted to have a bit of a chat, you know, um, 75 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,200 sort of man to man. Sounds ominous. 76 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,200 I wanted to tell you a story. OK? 77 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:14,200 About a young man on the brink of literary fame. 78 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,840 It's you, isn't it? It's not important. 79 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,320 What's important is this young man had it all. OK? 80 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,960 Interviews with Paula Yates, lunches with Christopher Hitchens, 81 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,760 parties with the Gallaghers. It's you. 82 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,040 Yeah. OK. Yeah, it is me. And there's the plot twist. 83 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,640 The point is, I got carried away. 84 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,200 The ideas dried up. 85 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,960 You know, the pitches deteriorated. 86 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,880 I mean, a hedgehog who solves murders. 87 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,800 A giraffe running a B&B. 88 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,480 The giraffe one has potential. 89 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,320 No hands, Austin. A giraffe can't run a guesthouse with no hands. 90 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,720 I mean, I just crashed and burned. If Ingrid hadn't come along, well... 91 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,960 And what am I supposed to take from this? 92 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,320 OK, listen. Swagger opens doors. Yeah, sure. 93 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,800 But you know what keeps them open? Humility. 94 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,240 That's a bit old school. 95 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,480 Greta says you have to be annoying to get popular. It's called "riz". 96 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,840 Well, Greta is not right. And she's not right for you. 97 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,120 This isn't you, Austin. 98 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,520 Are you jealous because I'm going on Cobb Harper's podcast? 99 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,000 No, because I believe that kangaroos evolved naturally. 100 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,400 Is our man-to-man chat over? 101 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,960 Because I'd like to leave and order the sort of brunch I was hoping for. 102 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,120 Hash browns, toast, 103 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,520 poached eggs, grilled haloumi. 104 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,200 Now you're just listing ingredients. 105 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,400 I know, and I find it strangely comforting. 106 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,400 Mushrooms. 107 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,320 He's going to be on the Cobb Harper podcast. 108 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,840 Yeah, so I hear. (DOORBELL RINGS) 109 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,440 You should listen on Tuesdays 110 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,520 when he has radical relationship scientist Brock Steele on. 111 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,000 Yeah. Why should I listen to a radical relationship scientist? 112 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,800 Because your marriage is circling the plughole, mate, 113 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,160 and you've no idea how to save it. 114 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,200 Austin told you about the sheet divider, didn't he? 115 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,680 I mean, loads of healthy marriages have those. 116 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,240 Yeah. In prison. 117 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,240 Oh, Mel, I'm so sorry. I couldn't get through to Austin at all. 118 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,960 Who are those from? Nobody. What was that about Austin? 119 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,080 Oh, he wouldn't listen to me. 120 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,800 I thought you were going to connect with him, swaggerer to swaggerer. 121 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,840 Yeah, well, according to Greta, my swagger is passe. 122 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,440 Maybe I should talk to him, then. 123 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,080 Austin's always going to listen to Greta 124 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,120 more than he's going to listen to any of us. 125 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,320 The only person whose opinion would outrank Greta's 126 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:18,240 is, uh, someone from a vintage British TV show. 127 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,320 And they're pretty thin on the ground around here. 128 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,960 Oh, my goodness. 129 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,120 You genius. Mwah! 130 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,080 Well, hello there, Mel. 131 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,520 Did you get a delivery from the Department of Floral Affairs? 132 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:44,040 As a government employee, I cannot accept fringe benefits. Sorry. 133 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,920 But I cleared it with upstairs. 134 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,760 Is there something I can assist you with, stationery wise? 135 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,880 Right. Well, I do need some paper for a ministerial memo. 136 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,200 I was thinking high gloss, extra refined. 137 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,720 Sorry, I'm out of refined. All I've got is pre-pulped. 138 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,200 Pre-pulped? Yeah. 139 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,720 Paper that's, uh, lived a life, you know, 140 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,240 full of imperfections, complexities. 141 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,560 We're not talking about paper, are we? 142 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,280 We're talking about Austin. 143 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,200 I need to make him my priority. 144 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,880 And I find that hard to do 145 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,320 with you and your high gloss perfection around. 146 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,600 So, who exactly are we meeting again? 147 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,240 Old friend from my Comic-Con days. 148 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,800 Morning, sir. Do you have your QR code? 149 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,280 Yes. There you go. 150 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,640 Yeah, that's a screenshot of a QR code from the internet. 151 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,800 That is an outrageous accusation. 152 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,680 Brother. Look, watermark. 153 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,080 Oh, that's interesting. 154 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,360 Uh, look, I don't usually pull this card, but, um... 155 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,240 I don't suppose you know who I am? 156 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,560 Oh, yo. 157 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,720 You're the bro who was, uh, locked up in the embassy for years, eh? 158 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,360 Bro. You look good, cuz. 159 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,880 You got your colour back and everything. 160 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,240 Yeah. Nice. 161 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,640 Still can't let you in, bro. Alright. 162 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,720 Uh, I don't suppose you know who he is? 163 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:11,040 Uh, my name is Austin Hogan, and I... Oh, wait... 164 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:14,520 You're going on Cobb Hopper's, uh, podcast today? Yeah? 165 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,880 You should have just said that. I love that show, cuz. 166 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:18,920 Hey, kangaroos... 167 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,800 I've always known there's something weird about them. 168 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,480 Head like a dog. 169 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,200 Tail like a rat. 170 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,480 Lab job 100%. 171 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,720 Hey, take it easy. Tell Cobs I said hi. 172 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,760 Thank you. 173 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,600 Now, um, Dad, who is it that we're... 174 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,480 Oh, my God. 175 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,960 Austin, this is Janet Fielding. 176 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,480 Who... I know. You played Tegan Jovanka 177 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,960 on Doctor Who from 1981 to 1984. 178 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,840 Key storylines include... Good to meet you. 179 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,960 ..the Caves of Androzani. 180 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,960 Hello, Julian. 181 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,840 Hello. You haven't changed a bit. 182 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,240 Although you do look richer and more traumatised. 183 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,720 Well, you know, every day is a gift-wrapped catastrophe. 184 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:11,400 Comic-Con 2009. He got trapped in a Dalek. 185 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,440 Well, I wasn't really trapped. 186 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,120 It was more sort of lodged for comedic purposes. 187 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,800 Then it caught fire. 188 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,720 (LAUGHTER) 189 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,240 That's my AI app. 190 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,840 It detects when I've said something pithy or profound 191 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,080 and gives me instant validation. 192 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,040 No more waiting for slow-witted humans. 193 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,560 Can I say I really loved you in Tales of the Tardis? 194 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,280 Don't interrupt Janet when she is being pithy and profound. 195 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,920 It's an AI. 196 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,240 Well, Janet, this is an honour. 197 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,160 Although you're not my favourite Doctor Who companion, 198 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,240 that'll always be Billie Piper. 199 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,080 But you are a strong second. 200 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,200 The position I've always aspired to. 201 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,400 So, your father tells me you're in need of a lesson 202 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,720 in how to conduct yourself as a person of note. 203 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,240 Actually, about that, I've been getting said lessons from my agent. 204 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,680 Yes, although said agent seems to think it's appropriate 205 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,400 for Austin to behave like, excuse my language, an arse. 206 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,680 Oh, it's easy to think you're important when you're famous. 207 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,600 It's like being the tallest kid in primary school. 208 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,480 Meaningless, but still, everyone looks up to you. 209 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,080 Exquisitely observed Janet, you've done it again. 210 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,560 See, Janet's clearly on team famous but nice. 211 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,120 Don't put words in my mouth, Julian. Sorry. 212 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:32,920 Being a nice celebrity is one path. 213 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,240 The more effective path 214 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,600 is to make trouble and challenge the status quo. 215 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,000 What? 216 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,360 Relax. Celebrities aren't priests. 217 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,840 They're special. 218 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,520 The bad ones apologise. 219 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,520 The great ones keep making headlines. 220 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:53,400 Thank you, Janet Fielding, and your robotic voice. 221 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,360 Call her Tegan. We know you want to. 222 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,480 Thank you, Tegan. 223 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,800 Listen, when all of this goes pear shaped, 224 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,120 just remember I was firmly in the don't be a knob camp. 225 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,560 Right. I'll keep that in mind, Dad. 226 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,720 VOICEOVER: Cobb Harper tells the truth. The real truth. 227 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,360 12 million listeners, six days a week. 228 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,520 Relax, but be ready to duck if he throws a curveball. 229 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,960 I don't know if I should do this. 230 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,720 What if people think I'm ashamed of my autism? 231 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,720 They won't. 232 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,840 Cobb says that autistic people put on a funny voice 233 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,240 to skip the line at theme parks. 234 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,000 Focus less on what he says 235 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,760 and more on his 12 million listeners. 236 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,680 Dad thinks I'm risking cancellations. 237 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,240 Look, I took a risk repping you. Do you know that? 238 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,800 People said, "Who is this Harry Nobody?" 239 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,480 What bank branch is he the junior manager of? 240 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,240 But I didn't listen because I saw potential. 241 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,760 And now you're about to blow up the podcaster sphere. 242 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,720 Is that a thing you can do? Yes. 243 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,440 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) Like that. 244 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,600 But if I'm going to take this to the next level, 245 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,880 your wardrobe needs to put in the extra 10%. 246 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,960 You need a jacket. I already have a jacket. 247 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,120 No, you have coats. 248 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,720 That's what men wear when they're cold or disposing of bodies. 249 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,920 I'm talking about a look. The final brushstroke. 250 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,840 The exclamation point. Comme ca. Right? 251 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,600 You have a whole costume department at your disposal, Austin. 252 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,880 Be creative. Right. 253 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,800 So, all I have to do is reframe my identity, 254 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,000 dodge career ruin 255 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 and find an exclamation mark to wear over my person. 256 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,880 Exactly. Don't know why you're being so weird about it. 257 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,440 Up. No. Down. 258 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,600 Fine. 259 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,200 COBB: Austin, what I like about you is you say the quiet part out loud. 260 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,600 There's no fluff, there's no nonsense. 261 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,280 So, let's talk - autism, choice or lifestyle? 262 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,600 People are born with autism. That's what the science says. 263 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,480 The same science that says that red wine is bad for you. 264 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,880 Then it's a superfood. Then it's bad for you again, you know? 265 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,840 But if it's not a choice, riddle me this. 266 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,520 How come some people stop acting autistic? 267 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,840 They don't. 268 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,480 Some autistic people develop survival strategies 269 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,280 to navigate a world not built for them. 270 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,120 Exactly. Survival strategies. 271 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,920 Like a guy learning to cry to dodge a parking fine. 272 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,120 That's not how I would put it. 273 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,480 Oh, of course you wouldn't, because you're too polite. 274 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,520 But what you're saying, let's be honest, is autism is a mindset. 275 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,120 Well, maybe there's an element of personal navigation. 276 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,160 Sure. Boom. There, there, there it is. 277 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:12,200 Finally, someone has had the cojones to stand up 278 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,040 and sink the boot into Big Autism. 279 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,480 I don't think 'Big Autism' is a thing. 280 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,720 It's a thing, mate. And Big Autism has been handing out diagnoses 281 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,520 more than Oprah hands out cars. 282 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,840 You're brave because you're breaking ranks. 283 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,600 I wouldn't say I'm breaking ranks. 284 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,400 It's more about having the conversation. 285 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,600 I've enjoyed having this conversation. 286 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,160 Buy the man's book, folks, that's all there is to it. 287 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,680 An Autistic Guide to Britain. 288 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,560 You're one of the good ones. 289 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,800 Was that OK? 290 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:41,360 Mate, you just revolutionised the discourse. 291 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,960 Thanks, Cobb. 292 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,600 Arrgh!!!!! 293 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,640 Arrgh. I'm a bear. 294 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,080 I've also got Mother Bear, who's lost her young. 295 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,120 Oh, no. That's OK. 296 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,120 I'm full. Yeah. That's great. 297 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,640 Is that an actual fish? Yeah. 298 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,640 Wow. 299 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,960 Oh, yeah. 300 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,040 Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Sorry. 301 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,320 Yeah. Of course. Thank you so much. 302 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,200 No, thank you so much. It's been an honour to be here. 303 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,280 Thank you. Yeah, of course. 304 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,680 You won't regret it. Thank you. 305 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,200 Not the vibe. I thought he was very real. 306 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,200 Awful, dreadful. Appalling. But very likeable. 307 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,880 Terrifying. I am going to throw myself off a cliff. 308 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,360 He didn't even make my bottom 20. 309 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,160 I think that's really harsh, Ingrid. 310 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,200 Really hear... 311 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,960 (WHISPERS) ..that took the jacket. 312 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,600 Here. 313 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,440 Alright, well, uh, you'll have to handle the next one on your own. 314 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,920 OK. Change the rules. There's no more props. 315 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,480 OK? No fish, no honey, no logs. OK. 316 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,480 And can you tell them... Gotta go. 317 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,960 ..that pretending to hibernate is not an excuse for bad acting? 318 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,840 Oh, God. 319 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,400 Oh, Hayley. Hi. 320 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,560 Hey. Come here. Come here. 321 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,480 Oh, my God. Have I told you how beautiful your skin is? 322 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,800 Yeah. 323 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,560 It's like you've been spritzed by a fine mist of youth and optimism. 324 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,560 Oh, God. You're firing me? Not yet. 325 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,640 Hey, did you tell Ingrid's stepson that he could borrow our costumes? 326 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,680 No, no. No. 327 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,240 Well, that's really funny, because he came in, waltzed in 328 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,280 and just grabbed a Pilot Penguin bomber jacket 329 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,000 and signed it out in your name. See? 330 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,400 So now we have to use Firefighter Flyer's costume 331 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,560 for Pilot Penguin's camera test. 332 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,360 And you know what? That's going to make the network furious. 333 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,640 And guess who they're going to be most furious with? 334 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,960 You? No. 335 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,720 You. Oh. 336 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,600 Well, me. But you. 337 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,680 Yeah. OK. Sorry, Agatha, 338 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,200 I just...I'm not I'm not too sure 339 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,240 how someone coming in and forging my signature 340 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,000 and stealing a bunch of costumes is my fault. 341 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,200 Well, he's your little mate, isn't he? 342 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,600 No, no, he's not my little mate. Marnus is my little mate. 343 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,080 Oh... That sounded really weird. 344 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,400 Agatha, look, 345 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,600 if you're gonna fire me, 346 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,560 I'd prefer you just get it over and done with. 347 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,200 Relax. I'm not gonna fire you today. (CHUCKLES) 348 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,920 I'll do that on Thursday when the execs are here. 349 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,480 That way, they can see that I can make the tough calls 350 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,720 and you get an extra two days' pay, so, win, win. 351 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,040 Here he comes. Places, everyone. 352 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,800 Ah, a family gathering. Nice. 353 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,560 Is this a podcast listening party? 354 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,680 Austin, sweetheart, we just thought we'd have a general check in. 355 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,720 That sounds like a terrible thing disguised as a good thing. 356 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,960 No. Nothing terrible. 357 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:55,760 Just noticed a slight shift in your interpersonal presentation. 358 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,040 Right. So you think I've disappeared up my own behind? 359 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,840 I wouldn't put it that way. No, I would. 360 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,760 Firm but gentle, Dad. 361 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,120 Austin, Hayley has been fired 362 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,880 because you came into our place of work, 363 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,120 and you helped yourself to a load of production costumes 364 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,120 without permission, 365 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,280 and you signed them out under her name. 366 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,720 Oh. The network are furious. 367 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,240 And they're mainly furious with me because we're family. 368 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,600 And so now, if I don't find 369 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,720 the perfect Big Bear in the next 24 hours, 370 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:28,400 I'm going to be fired, too, from my own show 371 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,040 because of you. 372 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,800 Greta did warn me that there'd be some casualties 373 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,800 on my road to success. 374 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,040 Well, I hope Greta's always going to be there for you, mate, 375 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,400 because carry on behaving the way you are, we won't be. 376 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,520 I mean, you know, if you break your leg, 377 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000 we'll still drive you to emergency, but, um... 378 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,560 There'll be less hanging out. 379 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,080 No hanging out at all. 380 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,000 Mum. You too? I love you, sweetheart. 381 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 But lately, you've turned into someone 382 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,360 that's not much fun to be around. 383 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,040 Wow. OK. 384 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,160 Grandad. 385 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,000 Did you enjoy hearing me on your favourite podcast? 386 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,760 Well, it didn't sound like you. 387 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,160 The Austin I know would have struck a blow for neurodiversity, 388 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,480 but this bloke just ducked and weaved. 389 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,120 I'm sorry, love. 390 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,400 Don't be sorry, Mum. You're right. 391 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,360 I think I have been led astray and let you all down. 392 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,920 We certainly have. 393 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,920 Would you like some crackers and dips and stuff 394 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,040 as you ruminate over your mistakes? 395 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,600 Not right now, Grandad. 396 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,880 To restate, I'm actually disappointed with Greta and Janet Fielding, 397 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,880 who played Tegan on Doctor Who from 1981 to 1984, 398 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,320 for filling my head with such nonsense. 399 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,080 But most of all, I'm disappointed in myself 400 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,000 for not standing by my ideals. 401 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,640 But now I intend to rectify those mistakes post-haste. 402 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,520 (WHISPERS) High five. 403 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,800 Quick question. 404 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,080 That was an intervention, right? 405 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,240 Yes. It was. Cool. 406 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:16,000 Testing. Testing. Do you read me, Austin Hogan? 407 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,680 Loud and clear. Nice hat, by the way. 408 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,800 Now, this is a precision operation. OK? 409 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,160 My words. Your delivery. No adlibs. 410 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,200 And if Hayley catches us? 411 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:28,200 I'll deny everything. And you'll take the fall. Standard protocol. 412 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,920 Why am I not surprised? 413 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,480 I have eyes on Hayley. Great. OK. Start casual. 414 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,560 Easy breezy. 415 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,920 Hayley, what an unplanned coincidence. 416 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:44,800 Oh. Hi, Austin. Thank you so much for getting me fired. 417 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,520 Now, if you could please stay out of my line of sight. 418 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,880 Happy to oblige. 419 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,480 You're still in my peripheral vision. 420 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,680 This is not going well. OK. Yeah, yeah. 421 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,920 Stay calm. Right. Say, "Hayley, I'm sorry for my behaviour. 422 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,480 "I would like to make amends." 423 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:08,320 Hayley, I'm sorry for my behaviour and I would like to make friends. 424 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,200 You want to make friends? I've tried to be your friend, Austin. 425 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,040 I think it's a little late for that. 426 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,600 Amends, Austin. Amends. 427 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,160 OK. We don't need to be friends, but I would like to make amends. 428 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,840 Say, "I was dishonest. I was cavalier." 429 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,040 Because I was dishonest and like a cavalier. 430 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,800 And I know that only an optimist would think you'd accept my apology. 431 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,680 I know only optometrists... Optimist. 432 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,280 Optimist. Optimist. 433 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,880 I'm sorry, Hayley. 434 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,600 I was nervous about this, 435 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,720 so I asked my dad to feed me lines through an earpiece. 436 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,560 Similar to David Tennant feeding lines to Catherine Tate 437 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,040 in Partners in Crime. 438 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,080 Yeah, it is similar, I guess, 439 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,160 except they were, you know, saving the universe 440 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,680 and had a legitimate reason to be doing that. 441 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,840 I thought I did too, but I was wrong. 442 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,760 In any case, this is me now. 443 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,960 Austin... 444 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,360 ..you've yelled at me. 445 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,560 You forged my signature and you cost me my job. 446 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,360 Do you know how hard I've had to work to get here? 447 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,920 Yeah, I do. 448 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,400 Which is why I provided a signed declaration 449 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,080 that you had nothing to do with borrowing the costumes. 450 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,680 You did? Yeah. 451 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,080 I may have lost you your job, but I got it back for you. 452 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,640 OK, well, thank you for doing that. 453 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,360 But you don't get points 454 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,440 for fixing a problem that you caused in the first place. 455 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,760 That's fair. But in the words of the 10th Doctor... 456 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,400 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 457 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,840 You seem to be quoting the Tennant's Doctor a lot, 458 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,120 for someone who specifically said they weren't a Tennant fan. 459 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,200 He has his moments. 460 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:56,400 OK, fine. I accept your apology. 461 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,560 I've got to get back to work. So... Sure. 462 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,800 But I was wondering 463 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,000 if you would like to join me 464 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,400 for a post-apology beverage after work, perhaps? 465 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,160 Oh, um... 466 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,000 Well, I have to meet Marnus. 467 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,640 Oh. 468 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 Yeah. 469 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,400 See ya. See ya. 470 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,760 In the final reckoning, when Cupid fits his last arrow, 471 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,720 are we not ashes blown upon the wind 472 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,200 ready to bloom... Oh. 473 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,680 (SIGHS) 474 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,400 How did it go? Let's call it a nil-all draw. 475 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,800 I'm sorry. 476 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,520 Did she at least like my bit about flowers growing from ashes? 477 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,520 She might have if she heard it. 478 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,520 Oh... 479 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,800 Sorry. Do you mind if I carry on? 480 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,320 I'd just like to get this sort of symmetrical. 481 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,520 Hi. 482 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,520 All sorted with Agatha and Hayley. 483 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,920 So, you can cross that off your anxiety list. 484 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,480 How's the... Christ alive! Shh. 485 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,320 Julian, I'm cutting a fringe. 486 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,840 Yeah. No, I like it. 487 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,920 Oh, you've never been totally truthful, though, have you? 488 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,480 It's just so different, isn't it? 489 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,960 Um, also, uh, quite separately, 490 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,000 I wonder if the pressure's getting to you a tiny, tiny bit or... 491 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,080 No, I'm absolutely fine. 492 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,840 I'm just taking a self-care break from decision making. 493 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,080 There's so many decisions to make. 494 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,800 Like, how scary can Tania Tree be, exactly 495 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,520 in the Spooky Forest episode, 496 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,600 before she psychologically scars the target audience? 497 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,960 Very sharp, those scissors. You know? 498 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,680 Aren't they? Very close to your eyes. 499 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,880 You should be a tiny bit careful. 500 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:52,360 Um, also, it is only a TV show. 501 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:59,120 Julian, it's kids' TV. It is the most impactful of all the tellies. 502 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,720 I have to create lasting experiences of wonder. 503 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,320 I have to foster a sense of belonging 504 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,720 and a love of the environment. 505 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:12,680 And I have to teach the little babies maths, you know. 506 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,360 It's like trying to build a utopia with wasps, 507 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,200 and I don't... I don't even have a lead actor. 508 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,000 Yeah, I see you've annexed my side of the bed again. 509 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,280 Don't you dare touch those. 510 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,840 I just need one of them to come in, nail it and save my life. 511 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,680 Is that too much to ask? No, no. 512 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,280 No, no, I'll just go on the sofa. 513 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,440 No, you can't go on the sofa 514 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,840 because I've got... the set designs on the sofa. 515 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,400 Well, I could always move out. 516 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,200 Yeah, I think...I think that would be good. 517 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,720 I think I just need a bit of space. 518 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:47,080 I just need it to be just me and my hair for a bit. 519 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,360 Is that OK? Sure. 520 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,120 Yeah. OK. 521 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,320 OK. 522 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,120 Sorry, um... 523 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,640 Just to clarify, um... 524 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,760 This isn't it for us or anything, is it, or...? 525 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,880 I really don't know. 526 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,840 You know, I do genuinely like that fringe. 527 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,200 (LACKLUSTRE) I'm a bear. Grr. 528 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,560 I like berries. 529 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,560 Great energy. Great energy. 530 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,880 Bravo! Thank you. 531 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,360 Great. Thank you so much. 532 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,880 Thank you ever so much. 533 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,640 You'll be hearing. Yes. 534 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,040 (SIGHS) 535 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,600 Agatha, could I very politely ask 536 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,600 why you invited that man back for a recall? 537 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,840 Oh... Because he wasn't right yesterday. 538 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,600 He wasn't right the day before yesterday. 539 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,400 And he still isn't right today. I think he's Timothee Chalamet. 540 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,000 I don't think he's Timothee Chalamet. 541 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,200 I don't think he's even remotely like Timothee Chalamet. 542 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,280 I don't think he's even like a pound shop Timothee Chalamet. 543 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,080 And I don't think he's Big Bear. 544 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:02,800 Well, well, good luck telling that to the network. 545 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,800 No bear. No show. 546 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,880 (GROANS) 547 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,000 Have you got time for one more little audition? 548 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,600 Who are you? I'm a late addition. 549 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,640 Uh... 550 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,120 ..yeah. Sure. Um... 551 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,880 Have you had the brief explaining what the show is? 552 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,840 Yeah. Kind of Wiggles meets Barney the Dinosaur. 553 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,280 Yeah, yeah, that's what she put on the email, but... 554 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,200 But to me, Big Bear is so much more than that. 555 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,840 No matter how old and cynical we get, 556 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,560 Big Bear is the child that lives in all of us. 557 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,360 Yes, yes. 558 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,560 And he's a friend to the kids who don't feel they've got one. 559 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,760 And the parents watching too, because God knows they need a hug. 560 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,800 Wow. 561 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,040 Well, shall we, uh. do you want to read some script? 562 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,000 It would be my pleasure. 563 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,520 I'll read Pilot Penguin. 564 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,600 Let's go. 565 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,960 Hey, Pilot Penguin, have you got a problem, little fella? 566 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,160 Yes. 567 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,320 If I can't fly my plane, Big Bear, I don't know who I am. 568 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:38,520 I know, we'll fix it and get it back in the sky. 569 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:44,120 You, me and all our friends will work together. 570 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,360 Yes, I think we might. 571 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,720 I think we might. 572 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,760 I'm seeking a guide to love 573 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,840 and how to win the heart of another. 574 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,240 Austin, you don't want a manual 575 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,360 for your love-life. 576 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,360 Just be yourself. 577 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,640 I suppose you're wondering 578 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,840 why I asked you to join me for a beverage. 579 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,080 I guess so 580 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,520 we all can stay hydrated. 581 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,000 This is the essence of Big Bear. OK. I want you to bottle that. 582 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,120 I am not feeling it at all. 583 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,960 Oh. Are you made of stone? 584 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,560 What if there was a murder? 585 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,320 I suddenly feel very hot. 586 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,520 It's your fur. 587 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,600 I know it's faux, but it feels so real. 588 00:27:52,305 --> 00:28:52,944 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-