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1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,926 Âðÿä ëè îí âûæèâåò. Âû ìåíÿ ñëûøèòå, ñýð? 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,135 Åñòü ÎÏÀ? 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,637 Äûõàíèå ïðåðûâèñòîå, ñëàáîå. 4 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,222 - Ðåàêöèÿ íà áîëü? - Íåò. 5 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,224 Ñýð, âû ìåíÿ ñëûøèòå? Äèêî êðàñíûå ãóáû. 6 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,308 Ïîñèíåíèå êîæè. 7 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,227 - Ïîòîãîíêà. - Ïîòååò êàê ñâèíüÿ. 8 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,311 ×òî ñ íèì ñëó÷èëîñü? 9 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,562 Ìû âîîáùå åãî íå çíàåì. 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,690 Íèêîãäà ðàíüøå íå âèäåëè. Àáñîëþòíûé íåçíàêîìåö. 11 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,651 Íèêîãäà íå âèäåë åãî â áàðå. 12 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,779 Åãî ñåðäöå îñòàíîâèëîñü áåçî âñÿêîé ïðè÷èíû. 13 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,906 Áûëà ïðè÷èíà. Òû äàë åìó îñòðûé ïåðåö. 14 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,241 Èì íå íóæíî ýòî çíàòü. 15 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,368 - Çàáåéòå! - Íåñâÿçàííîå ñîáûòèå. 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,245 - Çàáåéòå. - À êòî ýòî áûë? 17 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,789 Íåïîíÿòíûé ìóæèê çàø¸ë ñ óëèöû. 18 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,791 Ó íàñ ñâîáîäíûé âõîä. 19 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,543 ß ðåøèë, ÷òî îí äæàçìåí. 20 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:47,046 Ó íåãî õâîñòèê. Ãàëñòóê ñ êëàâèøàìè. 21 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,923 Âîò è ðàçûãðàë åãî ïðèçðà÷íûì ÷èëè. 22 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,634 Êàçàëîñü áû, äæàçìåíû äîëæíû áûòü ïðèâû÷íû ê ïåðöàì. 23 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,636 Îæèäàåøü, ÷òî îí âûäåðæèò. 24 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,680 Äåðæè, Ôðýíê. Îäèí ñïëþù-áóðãåð. 25 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:56,806 Íàêîíåö-òî. 26 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,557 Âîò òàê. 27 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,268 Êòî-òî óìåð? 28 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,852 Íåçíàêîìûé äæàçìåí. 29 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,398 Ïðàâäà? Ïðîñòî çàáð¸ë ñ óëèöû? Áåç ïðè÷èíû? 30 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,942 Ìû ðàáîòàþùèé áàð ñî ñâîáîäíûì âõîäîì. 31 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,902 Èçâèíè, ÷òî çà äåëà ñ äîñòàâêîé åäû? 32 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,697 ß ïîäðàáàòûâàþ â "Ïîñòìåéòñ". 33 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,782 Íà âåëèêå? 34 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,911 Èçâèíè, Ôðýíê, à ïî÷åìó òû çàêàçûâàåøü åäó ó Äè? 35 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,247 Òåáå íå íðàâÿòñÿ ìîè áóðãåðû? 36 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,791 ×òî? ß õîòåë ñïëþù-áóðãåð. 37 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,711 Äóìàåøü, ÿ íå ñìîãó ñäåëàòü áóðãåð è ðàñïëþùèòü åãî? Ëåãêî. 38 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,713 ×òî çà äè÷ü, Ôðýíê? Ïÿòü ïðîöåíòîâ ÷àåâûõ? 39 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,258 Êðóòè ïåäàëè áûñòðåå. Êàïåö õîëîäíûé. 40 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:32,883 Òâîþ ìàòü. 41 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,511 Ïîâåçëè åãî â áîëüíèöó. Ìîëîäöû, ïàðíè! Óäà÷è! 42 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,222 Îòëè÷íî ñðàáîòàëè. Ñïàñèáî çà âàøó ñëóæáó. 43 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,766 - Ìóæèê çàñóäèò ìåíÿ äî óñðà÷êè. - Íåõîðîøî. 44 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,437 Êòî-íèáóäü åù¸ èñïûòàë âîçáóæäåíèå îò ýòîé ñèòóàöèè? 45 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,521 ß èñïûòàë. 46 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,065 Ïðèÿòíî äîáàâèòü íåìíîãî äâèæóõè. 47 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:51,235 Êàê ïàðàìåäèêè ì÷àòñÿ ñ ìèãàëêàìè, 48 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,237 - ñèðåíàìè, ñïàñàþò æèçíè. - Øèêàðíî. 49 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,573 Ïðÿìî áîæüÿ ðàáîòà, íàñêîëüêî ýòî âîçìîæíî. 50 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,867 È îáðàç æèçíè. Åñòü òàì ñâîÿ ïðåëåñòü. 51 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:01,662 Îáðàç æèçíè. Âñåãäà íà âçâîäå, ÿ òàê õî÷ó. 52 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,789 - ß òîæå. Ýòî ñåêñóàëüíî. - Äà, ñåêñóàëüíî. 53 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,791 Îíè ÿâíî òðàõàþò âðà÷åé è ìåäñåñò¸ð. 54 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,711 Ñàìî ñîáîé. Ñàìî ñîáîé. Óãîðàåøü? 55 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,505 Èõ æèçíü îñòðåå, ÷åì ïðèçðà÷íûå ÷èëè Ôðýíêà. 56 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:12,799 Ìàê, îòîéä¸ì. 57 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,511 Îöåíè âàðèàíò: ÿ ÷óâñòâóþ âîçìîæíîñòü, 58 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:22,516 è ïîäåëþñü ñ òîáîé âåñüìà ðàçóìíûì ïðåäëîæåíèåì. 59 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:26,735 *Ìàê è Äýííèñ èäóò â ïàðàìåäèêè* 60 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:34,074 Ðåêëàìà âàøåãî ïðîäóêòà èëè áðåíäà www.OpenSubtitles.org 61 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,045 Îõðåíåòü, ìóæèê. 62 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,717 Òû âåäü íå òîðò? 63 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,428 Íå, ýòî íàøà ñ ïàðíÿìè øóòî÷êà... 64 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,764 Ïðèêîëüíàÿ òåìà. 65 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,975 Êîðî÷å, ÿ ïðèø¸ë èçâèíèòüñÿ, ïîòîìó ÷òî... 66 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,395 ß íå âèíîâàò. 67 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:10,439 Êîíå÷íî, ÿ äàë òåáå îñòðûé ïåðåö, à òû ñëîâèë èíôàðêò. 68 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,858 Ìíå ïðåäñòàâëÿëîñü, ÷òî... 69 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:17,447 æèçíü äæàçìåíà âûäåðæèò èñïûòàíèå ïåðöåì. 70 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:23,912 Ïðîâåðèë íà ñëó÷àé òîðòà. Ïàðíè òå åù¸ æóêè. 71 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,289 Òàê, òàê, òàê. 72 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,042 Àäâîêàò. ×òî çà ïðèêèä? 73 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,087 Ýòî íå ïðèêèä. 74 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:36,549 À ãëàçíàÿ ïîâÿçêà, âåäü íà ìåíÿ íàïàëà ïòèöà. 75 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,884 Æåñòü. Âîò áû ýòî óâèäåòü. 76 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,345 Òû è âèäåë. 77 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,388 Íå ïîìíþ. 78 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,933 Òû íå ïîìíèøü, êàê òåáÿ ïðåäñòàâëÿëè â çàëå ñóäà, 79 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,938 êîãäà äèêîå æèâîòíîå âûêëåâàëî ÷åëîâåêó ãëàç? 80 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,106 Äàâàé êîíêðåòíåå. 81 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,068 Âîò òåáå êîíêðåòèêà, Ôðýíê. 82 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:59,822 ß èùó êëèåíòîâ, è òîëüêî ÷òî íàø¸ë. 83 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,491 Òû ïðèçíàëñÿ â ïðè÷èíåíèè âîïèþùåãî âðåäà, 84 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:06,078 è ÿ òåáÿ ðàçäàâëþ. 85 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,330 - ß íåâèíîâåí. - Òû áóêâàëüíî ïðèçíàëñÿ. 86 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,959 - ß âðàë. - ×åëîâåêó â êîìå? 87 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,044 - ß äóìàë, ýòî òîðò. - Ëàäíî. 88 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,338 Óâèäèìñÿ â ñóäå, Ôðýíê. 89 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,966 Áëèí. 90 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:22,344 Øèêàðíî, äðóã. Ñòîèëî òàê ñäåëàòü ìíîãî ëåò íàçàä. 91 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,513 Ñîãëàñåí. Ýòî èäåàëüíîå äîïîëíåíèå 92 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,265 ê íàøåé ñòðåìèòåëüíîé æèçíè. 93 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,226 Ïëþñ ÿ ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî ìû äîëæíû íàó÷èòüñÿ ÑËÐ. 94 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,519 Äà. Äà. 95 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,522 Ïåð÷èêà? 96 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,940 Îòêóäà èäåÿ? 97 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,443 Ïîñëå ïðîèñøåñòâèÿ ñ äæàçìåíîì ÿ çàäóìàëñÿ î ïåðöàõ 98 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:38,986 è ðåøèë âåðíóòü ïåð÷èêè. 99 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:42,490 Ïåðöû âåçäå äîáàâëÿþò îñòðîòû - îò òàêî äî òîê-øîó. 100 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,616 Ìèëî. 101 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,659 Ìíå íðàâèòñÿ õîä òâîåé ìûñëè, 102 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:49,079 íî ñàìûé ãëàâíûé âîïðîñ - äîçèðîâêà. 103 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,831 Íå íàäî ñúåäàòü öåëûé ïåðåö. 104 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,291 Ìû âèäåëè äæàçìåíà. 105 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,376 Íàâåðíîå ëó÷øå ïðèíèìàòü ìèêðîäîçû. 106 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,170 Ìèêðîäîçû. Îáúÿñíè. 107 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:00,007 ×åì ïðèíèìàòü 100-ïðîöåíòíóþ äîçó 10 ïðîöåíòîâ âðåìåíè, 108 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,761 ìû áóäåì ïðèíèìàòü 10-ïðîöåíòíóþ äîçó 100 ïðîöåíòîâ âðåìåíè. 109 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,387 Ýòî íàó÷íî ýôôåêòèâíåå. 110 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,472 - Ïîïðîáóåì? - Äà. 111 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,392 - Îòêóñè ñàìóþ ìàëîñòü. - Ìèêðî-êóñî÷åê. 112 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,438 À òåïåðü íóæíî ïîâòîðÿòü 113 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,857 - ýòó äîçó âåñü äåíü è íî÷ü. - Òî÷íî. Ñóïåð. 114 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,318 Íåìíîãî ææ¸ò, íî íå ñëèøêîì ææ¸ò. 115 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,570 È ìíå òî÷íî íå íóæíî áîëüøå. 116 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,906 - Íî ÷åðåç 15 ìèíóò íàäî ïîâòîðèòü. - Êîíå÷íî. 117 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,241 Èòàê. 118 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,535 - Ê ñëîâó ïðî îñòðåíüêîå... - Êàê ó âàñ äåëà? 119 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,537 Ñòàíîâèòñÿ ãîðÿ÷åíòå. 120 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,413 Ïðèâåò è äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü. 121 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:36,210 Ïîçäðàâëÿþ, ÷òî ïðèíÿëè ðåøåíèå âîéòè â ýòó îáëàñòü. 122 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,341 Ïàðíè, âû â ïîðÿäêå? 123 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,175 - Äà. - Äà. 124 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:48,222 Äà, âñ¸ ïðåêðàñíî. È ïîçâîëüòå ïîõâàëèòü âàøó ôîðìó. 125 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,684 Îáëåãàíèå ïîä÷¸ðêèâàåò âàøó ôèçè÷åñêóþ ôîðìó. 126 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,352 Åñëè òàê ìîæíî ãîâîðèòü. 127 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,046 Íå ñòîèò, íî äàâàéòå ïðîäîëæèì. 128 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:58,107 Åñëè íå âîçðàæàåòå, ìîæíî ñðàçó ê âåñåëóõå? 129 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,985 ß äàæå íå ìîãó íà÷àòü. 130 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:04,655 Èçâèíèòå. Ìîé ïàðòí¸ð æàæäåò ñïàñàòü æèçíè. 131 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,866 Âîñõèùàþñü âàøèì ýíòóçèàçìîì, 132 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,411 íî äàâàéòå íå áóäåì îòâëåêàòüñÿ. 133 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,162 Äà. 134 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:15,165 ß íàçâàë äæåíòëüìåíà ñïðàâà ñâîèì ïàðòí¸ðîì, 135 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,793 íî òîëüêî â ìåäèöèíå, íå ïî æèçíè. 136 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,629 Ïî æèçíè ÿ î÷åíü äàæå ñâîáîäåí. 137 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,924 Îòëè÷íî, íî ÿ õî÷ó íà÷àòü óðîê. 138 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:27,261 Âîò áëèí, êàæåòñÿ, äîçà çàêîí÷èëàñü. 139 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,556 ß ìíîãîâàòî îòêóñèë. Ëó÷øå ìåíüøå, äà ëó÷øå. Ìîé êîñÿê. 140 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,433 - Âû ïðî ÷òî? - Îñòðûå ïåðöû. 141 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:35,436 Êîãäà ìû áóäåì èçó÷àòü äîçèðîâêó ïåðöà? 142 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,354 Íå çíàþ, î ÷¸ì âû âîîáùå ãîâîðèòå, 143 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,982 íî äàâàéòå îáñóäèì ÑËÐ. 144 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,652 - Âûçûâàþñü äîáðîâîëüöåì. - Íå íàäî. 145 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,500 - Âû óæå âûõîäèòå. Ëàäíî. - Èçâèíèòå. 146 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,239 Îí íàìíîãî îñòðåå, ÷åì ÿ äóìàë. 147 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,033 Êîãäà ïåðåéä¸ì ê ãðóäíîìó ìàññàæó, 148 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,493 ÿ äîëæåí ñíÿòü òâîþ ðóáàøêó, èëè ëó÷øå òû ìîþ? 149 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,578 Íå íàäî ñíèìàòü. 150 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,955 À ÿ áû ñíÿë ðóáàøêó. Êàïåö ïîòåþ. 151 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,416 Äàâàéòå íà÷í¸ì ñ ìàíåêåíîâ. 152 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:01,879 Ñêëàäûâàåì ðóêè âîò òàê, è íàæèìàåì ïîä ïåñíþ 153 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,506 "Õà, õà, õà, õà, áóäåì ìû æèòü". 154 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,383 Äàéòå ÿ ïîïðîáóþ. Íå ïðîòèâ? 155 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,802 ß áû âûçâàëñÿ è ïîïðîáîâàë. 156 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,929 - Êîíå÷íî. - Äà. 157 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,766 Íîðìàëüíî? 158 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,018 Íåìíîãî áûñòðîâàòî. 159 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,062 ß ïîâûøàþ ÷àñòîòó íàæàòèé 160 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,605 äëÿ ìàêñèìàëüíîãî êðîâîòîêà. 161 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,899 - Íå ñëóøàéòå åãî. - Êàïåö æàðêî! 162 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,942 ß åù¸ â ïîèñêàõ íóæíîãî ðèòìà. 163 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,110 Î÷åíü áûñòðî. 164 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,696 Êîå-êòî íå ïîíèìàåò äâîéíûå óñèëèÿ. 165 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,741 ß äàâëþ ïîä áîëåå îñòðóþ ïåñíþ. 166 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:34,203 Âñåì èçâåñòíà ãðóïïà "Gipsy Kings's" è èõ ïåñíÿ "Áàìáîëåéî"? 167 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,330 Øèêàðíûé âûáîð, î÷åíü îñòðûé. 168 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:39,334 Êñòàòè ïðî îñòðîòó: ÿ âñåì ïðèí¸ñ ïåð÷èêîâ. 169 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:50,260 Ýòîò ñðàíûé àäâîêàò ìåíÿ ðàçìàæåò. 170 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,537 - Äà óæ. - Ïîñòîé. 171 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,055 Ïîäêèíåì åìó ïðèçðà÷íûé ÷èëè. 172 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:56,475 Õîðîøàÿ èäåÿ. Ïåðåäàé õëîïüÿ ÷èëè. 173 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,559 Ïîäîæäè. ×òî? 174 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,353 Ìíå íóæíû õëîïüÿ ÷èëè. Âèäèøü èõ? 175 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,813 - Äà, âèæó. - "Äà, øåô". 176 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,439 - ×òî? - Ãîâîðè "Äà, øåô". 177 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,524 Çà÷åì? 178 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:07,319 Ïîòîìó ÷òî ñòàâêè âûñîêè. Òåìà ñ âûñîêèìè ñòàâêàìè. 179 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,404 Ñòàâêè ÷åãî? 180 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,656 Ãîòîâêè! Âîïðîñ æèçíè è ñìåðòè! 181 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,783 - Ãîâîðè "Äà, øåô". - Çíàåøü, ÷òî ñäåëàåì? 182 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,537 Ïðèãîòîâü îñòðîå áëþäî. Ïðÿìî î÷åíü îñòðîå. 183 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,581 À ÿ ïîäàì Àäâîêàòó. È õèòðîñòüþ çàñòàâëþ ñúåñòü. 184 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,609 Åñëè îí íå ïîïàä¸ò â áîëüíèöó, 185 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:23,043 ýòî äîêàæåò ìîþ íåâèíîâíîñòü. 186 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,378 À åñëè óìð¸ò? 187 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,629 Òîãäà âñå â âûèãðûøå. 188 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,798 Ëàäíî. 189 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,883 - Ïðîáóé, äåòêà. - Îòëè÷íî ðàñïëþùèë. 190 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,009 Ìîùíî ðàñïëþùèë! 191 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,554 - Òû òàê óìååøü? - Äà, ñðåäíåé êèðïè÷íîñòè. 192 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,972 Ìîé ëþáèìûé ýòàï ãîòîâêè. 193 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,975 ×òî äóìàåøü? Ïðÿìî êàê ñïëþù-áóðãåð, äà? 194 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,436 - Ñóïåð! - ß äîáàâèë íåìíîãî îñòðîòû. 195 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,896 - Äà, ÷óâñòâóþ. - Ïîäñåë íà ìèêðîäîçû. 196 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,982 - Ïîäíèìàåòñÿ íàâåðõ. - Çäàðîâêè, Ôðýíê. 197 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,400 Òâîé ñïëþù-áóðãåð. 198 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,152 - Íåò, òû îïîçäàëà. - Äà, èçâèíÿþñü. 199 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,320 Ìåíÿ ìàëîñòü ñïëþùèë "Ïðèóñ". 200 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,655 - Íè÷åãî ñåáå. - Îïëÿ. 201 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,407 - Íàâåðíîå ìíå íóæíû ùèòêè. - Ôèãîâî. 202 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,375 Äà, íåïðèÿòíî. 203 00:08:54,376 --> 00:08:56,577 ×àðëè óæå ïðèãîòîâèë, ïîýòîìó áåç ÷àåâûõ. 204 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,620 - ×àðëè ïðèãîòîâèë? - Äà, äà. 205 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,789 Ïî÷òè òî æå ñàìîå, ÷òî ñïëþù-áóðãåð. 206 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,082 - Î÷åíü âêóñíî. - Ïîñòîéòå. 207 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,668 - ×òî åù¸ òû óìååøü ãîòîâèøü? - Âñ¸ ÷òî óãîäíî. 208 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,004 Òîãäà ó ìåíÿ åñòü èäåÿ. 209 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,255 - Äà? - Äà. 210 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,216 ×òî åñëè âû íåìíîãî ïîäïåð÷èòå ìîþ ðàáîòó? 211 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,385 Ìû óñòðîèì ýòàêóþ ïðèçðà÷íóþ êóõíþ. 212 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,263 Öåíòð áóäåò çäåñü. ß ïðîäîëæó ðàáîòàòü â ãîðîäå, 213 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,599 íî ñìîãó ù¸ëêàòü çàêàçû íàìíîãî áûñòðåå. 214 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,267 Ìíå íðàâèòñÿ. Ñäåëàåì, Äè. 215 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,894 Íî òû äîëæíà êîå-÷òî ïîîáåùàòü. 216 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:25,064 Ãîâîðè "Äà, øåô", "Íåò, øåô", "Ñëåâà, øåô", "Ïîâîðîò, øåô". 217 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,024 Òàê âñ¸ óñòðîåíî, Äè. 218 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,611 - Òîëüêî òàê è íå èíà÷å. - Çà÷åì ìíå ýòî ãîâîðèòü? 219 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,361 Ïîòîìó ÷òî ìû ãîòîâèì åäó. 220 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:33,447 - Äà, îáû÷íóþ åäó. - Âêóñíî. 221 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,241 Âðîäå íè÷åãî îñîáåííîãî. 222 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,744 Ýòî ñàìîå ñåðü¸çíîå, 223 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,538 - ÷òî êîãäà-ëèáî... - Äà, øåô. 224 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,372 - Äà, øåô. - Äà? 225 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,707 - Ïîôèã. - Êðóòî æå? 226 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,167 Äè, ïîêà íå óøëà, 227 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,170 ìîæåò ïîäïåð÷èøü ñâîþ åçäó õàáàíåðî? 228 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:53,092 Ïðîåçæàþ. Ïðîåçæàþ! 229 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,803 Ñëåâà, ñó÷àðà. 230 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,306 Îñòîðîæíî, îñòîðîæíî, ñó÷êà! 231 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,390 Ñâàëè, ìóäèëà. 232 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,393 Îõðåíåòü. 233 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,066 Äðóæèùå, îôîðìèòü âîçâðàò ñ êóðñîâ 234 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,985 è êóïèòü ñïèñàííóþ ñêîðóþ - øèêàðíûé ïëàí. 235 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:15,155 Íåçàêîííîñòü íàøèõ äåéñòâèé îñòðåå íåêóäà. 236 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,783 Ê ñëîâó ïðî îñòðîòó: ïîðà áàõíóòü äîçó. 237 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,868 Ïî-ìîåìó ñòîèò ïðèòîðìîçèòü ñ ïåðöåì. 238 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:23,330 Ïðèìåøü ñëèøêîì ìíîãî, è âðåìåííî îñëåïíåøü. 239 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,375 - Îñëåïíåøü? Áðåä, òàê íå áûâàåò. - Áûâàåò. 240 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,086 "Çåáðà 3", "Çåáðà 3". Âû ðÿäîì ñ óãëîì Âòîðîé è Ãîíî÷íîé? 241 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,004 Æåíùèíà ïîëó÷èëà óøèá íà òðîòóàðå. 242 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,923 Óãîë Âòîðîé è Ãîíî÷íîé? Ýòî â êâàðòàëå. 243 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,425 Ìîæåò íàì îòâåòèòü? 244 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,469 - Åñòü îäíà ïðîáëåìà. - Êàêàÿ? 245 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,889 - Ìû íå ïàðàìåäèêè. - Òî÷íî. 246 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,600 Ãîâîðèò "Çåáðà 3". Ìû â 30 êèëîìåòðàõ. Íàéäèòå áëèæå. 247 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,062 Òàì âûâèõ êîëåíà è îòâåçòè â áîëüíèöó. Ïîäîæä¸ò. 248 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,605 Ãîâîðèò "Ïëàìåííûé Ïåðåö", íîâûé ýêèïàæ. 249 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,775 Ìû âñåãî â êâàðòàëå, ñåé÷àñ çàåäåì. 250 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,070 Ïðèíÿòî, "Ïëàìåííûé Ïåðåö". Ñîîáùó åé, ÷òî âû åäåòå. 251 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:55,863 ×òî òû äåëàåøü? 252 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,824 Íå çíàþ. Ýòî ìàêñèìóì îñòðîòû - îòâåòèòü íà âûçîâ. 253 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,409 Îòâåç¸ì â áîëüíèöó. Ôèãíÿ âîïðîñ. 254 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,994 Ìåíÿ çàöåïèëî, ÷òî òàì æåíùèíà. 255 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,579 Áàõíåì ïåðöà è ïîãíàëè? 256 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,663 À çíàåøü, äàâàé. 257 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,541 Íî íå áóäåì íàëåãàòü íà ïåðåö. Âêëþ÷èì ïðîôè. 258 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,168 À ïåðöàìè çàêèíåìñÿ ïîòîì. 259 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,961 Êàê ïðîôè. Ïîíÿë. 260 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,345 Íàâåðíîå õâàòèò... 261 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,973 - Ðàç ñèðåíà ðàáîòàåò. - Äà. 262 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,358 - Ìýì. - Êàê âàøè äåëà, ìýì? 263 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,693  ÷¸ì ïðîáëåìà? 264 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,696 ×îêíóòàÿ æåíùèíà íà âåëîñèïåäå âûñêî÷èëà íà òðîòóàð 265 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,115 è êðè÷àëà êàêîé-òî áðåä ïðî îñòðûé ïåðåö. 266 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,534 Êàæåòñÿ ÿ âûâèõíóëà êîëåíî. Âîçìîæíî ðàñòÿíóëà. 267 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,913 Óæàñíî. 268 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,498 Ìýì, èçâèíèòå, ìû îáñóäèì îäèí âîïðîñ. 269 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,126 Íó-êà îòîéä¸ì. 270 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,502 - Òû âìàçàë ïåðöà? - Íåò. 271 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,047 - Òî÷íî âìàçàë. - Íåò. 272 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,590 - Ñàìóþ ÷óòî÷êó... - Òâîþ ìàòü. 273 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,383 Ýòî óæå íå ìèêðîäîçû. 274 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,635 Òåáÿ âûíåñëî íà ìàêðîäîçû. 275 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,744 - Ìàêðîäîçû. - Äà. 276 00:12:00,745 --> 00:12:02,095 Êðóòî, âåäü òàì ìî¸ èìÿ. 277 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,515 Áëèí, çíàåøü... 278 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,893 Äàé íåìíîãî. Ìåíÿ ìàëîñòü íàêðûâàåò. 279 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,186 Ñîâñåì ÷óòü-÷óòü. 280 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,064 Íå ìàêðîäîçó èëè òèïà òîãî. Ïðîñòî íåìíîãî ïåðöà. 281 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,233 Áîæå, õîðîøî ïîøëî. 282 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,943 Íî ñîâñåì ìÿãêàÿ îñòðîòà. 283 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,612 - Îõðåíåòü. - Âîò òàê. 284 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,821 Ñïàñ¸ì ýòó ñó÷êó. 285 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,241 Ìýì, ïîõîæå ó âàñ ðàñòÿæåíèå. 286 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,868 Íå ñòîèò ïðèêëàäûâàòü ÷òî-ëèáî ãîðÿ÷åå. 287 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,287 - Èëè õîëîäíîå. - Íè÷åãî ãîðÿ÷åãî è õîëîäíîãî. 288 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,372 Òîëüêî òåïëîâàòîå. 289 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,707 Ìýì, âàì íóæíî äåðæàòü êîëåíî â òåïëîâàòîñòè. 290 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,461 Ïåðåéòè íà ó÷àù¸ííîå äûõàíèå. 291 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,546 Ïðîâåðþ å¸ íà ñîòðÿñåíèå. 292 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,757 - Ñòðàííîå ïîâåäåíèå. - ß íå óäàðèëàñü ãîëîâîé. 293 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,092 Ïðîñòî îòêèíüòåñü è... 294 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,930 Áîæå, ìîé ãëàç ãîðèò. Ó âàñ ÷òî-òî íà ïàëüöå? 295 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,265 Íèêàê íå ñâÿçàííîå. 296 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,308 Ìýì, ó âàñ íà÷èíàåòñÿ èñòåðèêà. 297 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,893 Íóæíî ñäåëàòü âàì ìàññàæ ñåðäöà. 298 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,437 - Ñêèíåòå ñâèòåð? - ×òî? Íåò, ìíå íóæíî ïðîìûòü ãëàç. 299 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,939 Ñâèòåð ëó÷øå ñíÿòü. 300 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,357 Íàäî å¸ îòêëþ÷èòü. 301 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,900 Ñèòóàöèÿ óñëîæíèëàñü. 302 00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:01,030 Ìýì, ìû ïðÿìî ñåé÷àñ äîñòàâèì âàñ â áîëüíèöó. 303 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,827 Îôèãåòü. Âî ìíå áóðëèò æèçíü. 304 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,412 Îíà òî÷íî õî÷åò ìåíÿ òðàõíóòü. 305 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,580 - Ñêàæè? - Íàâåðíîå. 306 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,422 Çàêàç. Âïåð¸ä. 307 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,008 Âïåð¸ä, âïåð¸ä, âïåð¸ä. 308 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,518 ß ðàçáåðóñü. 309 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,396 Îí â íîðìå. 310 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,902 Ïðî÷ü! 311 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,447 Òóïàÿ ñó÷êà. 312 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,451 Äà! Îòëè÷íî. 313 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,705 - Áóððèòî "×èïîòëå". - Áóððèòî "×èïîòëå". Äà, øåô. 314 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,539 Êàê îñòðûé ñóïåö? 315 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,875 Îñòðûé ñóïåö... 316 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,418 îñòðûé, íî íóæíî åù¸ ïåðöåâ. 317 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,211 Ïåðöû íà ïîäõîäå. Áîëüøå ïåðöåâ. 318 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,005 - Äåðæè. - Íå çàáûâàé ïðî "Äà, øåô". 319 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,466 - Äà, øåô! - Äà, øåô! 320 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,263 Äàâàé, äàâàé, äàâàé, äàâàé! 321 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,681 Áûñòðåé, áûñòðåé, áûñòðåé! 322 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,773 Íå çíàþ. Âðÿä ëè îí âûæèâåò. 323 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,816 - Ïîõîæå îí óìð¸ò. - ×àñòî îòêëþ÷àåòñÿ. 324 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,569 - Ïîäïåð÷èì? - Õîòèòå ïåðåö, ñýð? 325 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:23,987 Âàøó ìàòü, ðóêè! Ìíå íóæíû ðóêè! 326 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,947 - Äàâàéòå. - Áûñòðåé, áûñòðåé, Ôðýíê. 327 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,076 - Îòäàâàé áóðãåðû! - Áûñòðåå, Ôðýíê! 328 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,746 Ãîðÿ÷àÿ êàðòîøêà ôðè! 329 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,043 Ñýð, âû â ïîðÿäêå? 330 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,671 - Íóæåí ìàññàæ ñåðäöà. - Ïðîäàâè. 331 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,389 Ïðèáàâü ãàçó, äåäóëÿ! 332 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,520 Áëèí, îäíè ñåìåíà. 333 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,771 Îäíè ñåìåíà! 334 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,572 Çàêàç! 335 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:11,827 Ó íàñ ïîëó÷èëîñü, ×àðëè. ×èëè ìàêñèìàëüíî îñòðûé. ß ïîø¸ë. 336 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,788 ×òî? Íåò, òû íå ìîæåøü óéòè. Ó ìåíÿ êó÷à çàêàçîâ. 337 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,706 Ìíå íóæíî îáäóðèòü Àäâîêàòà. 338 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,500 ß ïðîïàäó áåç äèñïåò÷åðà. 339 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,960 Îñòàâèøü ìåíÿ ñîâñåì îäíîãî? 340 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,087 Ôðýíê, òû ìíå íóæåí! 341 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,047 Éî, çäîðîâî. 342 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,632 ×òî òû íàì ïðèãîòîâèë? 343 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,467 Ëþáîé êàïðèç äëÿ ìîèõ ïåðâûõ êëèåíòîâ. 344 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,804 Äðóãàí, äðóãàí, äðóãàí. 345 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,349 Óõ îñòðî! 346 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,228 Êàéôóåøü îò ñâîåãî òîâàðà? 347 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,563 Íå âîçðàæàåøü? 348 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,189 ß áîëüøå ïî òðàâêå. 349 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,732 ×èñòî äëÿ ýíåðãèè. 350 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,527 À êàê ó âàñ, ïàðíè? ×òî òâîðèòñÿ íà óëèöàõ? 351 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,613 - Âñÿêî áûâàåò. ß íå ëþáëþ êðîâü. -  ìîåé ñôåðå òîæå ìíîãî êðîâè. 352 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,282 Õîòÿ îòêóäà áû. 353 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,325 Çàäåâàåøü ïàëüöû. Ïàðó ðàç Ôðýíêó. 354 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,578 - Òàêîãî íå äîëæíî áûòü. - Æèçíü è ñìåðòü. 355 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,829 Âîîáùå íåò. 356 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,373 Ìîæåò äëÿ æèâîòíûõ. 357 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,917 ß âñåãäà äóìàë, ÷òî íóæíî åù¸ áîëüøå äâèæóõè. 358 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,711 - Õî÷åøü áîëüøå ïåð÷èíêè? - Õî÷ó. 359 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,795 - Äà? - Äà. 360 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,880 Âñ¸, ÿ ñäóëàñü. 361 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,214 Ïîäïåð÷è ìåíÿ. 362 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,674 Áèíãî! 363 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,134 Áëèí, ÷òî ñ òîáîé ñëó÷èëîñü? 364 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,303 Ìåæäóãîðîäíèé àâòîáóñ ðàñïëþùèë ìîé âåëîñèïåä. 365 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,347 - Âåçäå ÷òî-òî ïëþùèò. - Ëþáîïûòíî. 366 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:17,810 Âîçìîæíî âî ìíå ãîâîðèò ïåðåö, íî ïîñëóøàéòå. 367 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,730 ß âèæó âîçìîæíîñòü ñïëþùèòü âñå íàøè èäåè 368 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,233 è ñåðü¸çíî ïîäïåð÷èòü íàøè æèçíè. 369 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,444 ß íàêèíó èäåþ, êîòîðàÿ êàæåòñÿ ìíå... 370 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,197 âåñüìà ðàçóìíûì ïðåäëîæåíèåì. 371 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,076 Ðàññêàçûâàé. 372 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,413 Äâà ñïëþù-áóðãåðà è ñïèðàëüíàÿ êàðòîøêà ôðè. 373 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,457 - Ñëåâà! - Äà, ñïàñèáî. 374 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,335 - Ñïàñèáî ÷òî? - Ñïàñèáî, øåô! 375 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,420 Ïîâîðîò! 376 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,596 Âîò òàêóþ ïåð÷èíêó ÿ èñêàë, äåòêà! 377 00:16:56,474 --> 00:17:00,186 Òîëüêî ïîñìîòðè. Íîâûé êàáèíåò? 378 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,981 Ïîòîëîê â ïóçûðÿõ, ðÿäîì ñ øîññå. Ìåñòå÷êî îòñòîé. 379 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,692 Ìèñòåð Ðåéíîëüäñ, âñåãäà ðàä âàñ âèäåòü. 380 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,444 ß õî÷ó îáñóäèòü ñîãëàøåíèå. 381 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:13,073 Ñàìî ñîáîé, âåäü áóäü ÿ âàøèì àäâîêàòîì, 382 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,909 òî óìîëÿë áû ïðèíÿòü ñîãëàøåíèå. 383 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,745 Íî ê âàøåìó ñîæàëåíèþ... 384 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,372 ýòî íå òàê. 385 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,208 Âîñïðèÿòèå ãëóáèíû íèêàêîå. 386 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,376 Ïî÷åìó? 387 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,253 Èç-çà ïðîêëÿòîãî ãëàçà! 388 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,712 À ÷òî ñ íèì ñëó÷èëîñü? 389 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,172 Ñåðü¸çíî? 390 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,299 Äàâàé îáñóäèì êàê äæåíòëüìåíû. 391 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,717 ß ïðèí¸ñ òåáå ÷èëè. 392 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,595 ß íå ñòàíó åãî åñòü. Íàâåðíÿêà îòðàâëåí. 393 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,264 Ïëþñ ÿ ñàì ñåáå çàêàçàë. 394 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,682 Íî ìîÿ åäà ëó÷øå. 395 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,851  ñóïå íåò ïîäâîõà. Âêóñíûé ÷èëè. 396 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,728 - ×åñòíîå ñëîâî. - Ýé, Àäâîêàò. 397 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,773 - Íå ñåé÷àñ, Äè. - Îí çàêàçàë, ÿ äîñòàâèëà. 398 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:50,318 Ìíå íå íóæíà åäà, äîñòàâëåííàÿ êåì-ëèáî èç âàñ. 399 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,405 Ñëó÷àéíî ñþäà, äóáèíà. Íàïëåâàòü, ñúåøü èëè íåò. 400 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,699 Íî åñëè íå äàøü ÷àåâûå - ÿ âûêîëþ âòîðîé ãëàç. 401 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,826 - Ñúåøü ìîé. - Íåò. 402 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,912 Ìîãó íà÷àòü ñàì. 403 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,597 - Ïðèí¸ñ ñâîþ ëîæêó. - ×òî çà äè÷ü. 404 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,416 Åñëè íå äàøü ÷àåâûå, ÿ ñúåì òâîé îáåä. 405 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,253 - Óãîùàéñÿ. Íàïëåâàòü. - Êàê òåáå òàêîå? 406 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,047 - Âêóñíÿòèíà. - Àãà. 407 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:15,093 - Õîòÿ íåìíîãî ææ¸ò. - Ó ìåíÿ òîæå. Íå â ñìûñëå òåìïåðàòóðû, 408 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,970 à ñëåãêà ìíîãîâàòî ïåð÷èíêè. 409 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,434 Íî ìíå î÷åíü íðàâèòñÿ. 410 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,061 Íàäî ïðèñåñòü. 411 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,646 Áëèí, áëèí, áëèí. 412 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,983 Êàê ìîæíî ñäåëàòü íàñòîëüêî îñòðûé áóðãåð? 413 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:34,238 - Î÷åíü îñòðûé. - Òû äîëæåí ïîïðîáîâàòü. 414 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,657 ß äàæå ïîäåëþñü. 415 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,785 Çâîíè â íåîòëîæêó! 416 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,331 Âîçìîæíûé êîä Â59 íà óãëó Ñíàéäåðà è Ïàòòèñîíà. 417 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,041 - Ïåð÷èêà? - Ïàòòèñîí? Ýòî ðÿäîì. 418 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,877 - Êîìó-íèáóäü ïåð÷èêà? - Ñàìî ñîáîé. 419 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,463 Â59 - ÷òî çíà÷èò? 420 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,839 Çìåèíûé óêóñ. Âîò ýòî êë¸âî. 421 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,883 Î÷åíü èíòåðåñíûé ñëó÷àé. 422 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,511 ß âñåãäà õîòåë îòñîñàòü çìåèíûé ÿä, ñàì çíàåøü. 423 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,805 "Ïëàìåííûé Ïåðåö" ïðèíÿë âûçîâ. 424 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,182 Ïîãíàëè. Ìû ïðèíÿëè âûçîâ. 425 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,226 Òâîþ ìàòü, ÿ óìèðàþ. 426 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,436 Äà áëèí! 427 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,605 ×òî ñëó÷èëîñü? Âàñ âåäü íå êóñàëà çìåÿ? 428 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,758 Äè ïîäóìàëà, ÷òî òîëüêî òàê âû ïðèåäåòå. 429 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,193 È ìû ñêàçàëè ïðî çìåèíûé óêóñ. 430 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,070 - ß áûëà ïðàâà. - Î÷àðîâàòåëüíî. 431 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,531 ß ñîâåðøåííî íå ïðåäñòàâëþ, ÷òî çà õðåíü ïðîèñõîäèò, 432 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,617 íî ýòî ÿâíî ïîìîæåò ìíå â èñêå. 433 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:25,414 ß îáîæàþ íàáëþäàòü çà âàøèìè ïðîâàëàìè. Âçäðîãíåì. 434 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,167 Ïîïàëñÿ! 435 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:32,545 ×òî òàì? 436 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:37,259 Ñòîïðîöåíòíûé ÷àé èç Êàðîëèíû Ðèïåð. 437 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,553 ß åãî ïîäëîâèë. 438 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,226 ×òî ñî ìíîé ïðîèñõîäèò? 439 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,812 Òû â íîðìå? 440 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,064 Ìû ïî÷òè ïðèåõàëè. Äåðæèòåñü. 441 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,816 Êàê ñèòóàöèÿ? 442 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,900 Îí óìð¸ò! 443 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,985 Áàìáîëåéî! Áàìáîëåéî! 444 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,071 Äè, âûòàùè êàðòîøêó ôðè èç ôðèòþðà. 445 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,657 Ìíå î÷åíü áîëüíî. Âû äîáàâèëè ñëèøêîì ìíîãî ïåðöà, øåô. 446 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,908 ×òî îíè òâîðÿò? 447 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,703 - Áðîñàé çàêàçû. - Íåò, íåò, åù¸ îäíà òî÷êà. 448 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,831 Îí óìð¸ò! 449 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,922 Áîæå, ææ¸ò! ׸ðò, ñèëüíî ææ¸ò! 450 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:19,008 Òâîþ ìàòü, Äýííèñ. Íàäî êðè÷àòü "ïîâîðîò"! 451 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,678 - ß íå âèæó. - ×òî? 452 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,430 Áëèí, êàæåòñÿ, ÿ ïåðåäîçíóëñÿ ïåðöåì. 453 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,932 Ãîâîðèë æå òåáå, Ìàê. 454 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,522 Íè÷åãî íå âèæó. ׸ðò ïîäåðè. ׸ðò ïîäåðè! 455 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,488 Ñóêà! 456 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,546 Âñ¸, âñ¸. ß äîñòàòî÷íî óñëûøàë. 457 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,131 Ëèõà÷åñòâî íà óëèöàõ ãîðîäà. 458 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,885 Ïðîäàæà åäû áåç ðàçðåøåíèÿ â íåçàêîííîé ñêîðîé. 459 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:05,054 È ïðè ýòîì âûäàâàÿ ñåáÿ çà ìåäèöèíñêîãî ðàáîòíèêà. 460 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,558 È ðàäè ÷åãî? Âàøåé èçâðàù¸ííîé çàáàâû? 461 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,394 ×òî ñêàæåòå â ñâîþ çàùèòó? 462 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:15,148 Êëÿíóñü, òàì áûëè äðóãèå ëþäè. 463 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,444 ß áûë ïðèâÿçàí ê êàòàëêå. Áåç ñîçíàíèÿ. 464 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:25,367 Âèäèìî îíè íàäåëè íà ìåíÿ ôîðìó ïàðàìåäèêà è ñêðûëèñü ñ ìåñòà ïðîèñøåñòâèÿ. 465 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,246 30 äíåé çàêëþ÷åíèÿ. 466 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,872 Ñëåäóþùåå äåëî. 467 00:21:31,305 --> 00:22:31,516 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm