"Big City Greens" Rehashed History/Unplanned

1 00:00:00,876 --> 00:00:04,128 Now when it comes to handling old electronic equipment, 2 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:07,758 one must use a delicate and precise hand. 3 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,718 [grunts] Come on. 4 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,511 Cricket, that thing's older than you are. 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,597 - Don't break it. - Ah, I can't wait to see 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,474 what's on these old family videos. 7 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,809 - I'm surprised we still have them. - Come on, boy. 8 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,478 Wrangle that gizmo. 9 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,812 There we go. 10 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,481 [all exclaiming] 11 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:27,443 Now, which to watch first? Let's see here. Aha! 12 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:30,446 - [both laughing] - [Tilly] Aw! Is that you two on your wedding day? 13 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,825 Why I let your dad feed me chocolate cake in a white dress is beyond me. 14 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,619 Ow, don't flick. 15 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,664 Cricket, see if you can find one from our trip to Ocean Beach. 16 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,501 [Bill] Hey, check out my moves. 17 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,920 [all laughing] 18 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,631 Sorry, wish I didn't. Moving on. 19 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,676 [Tilly] Aw, it's me and Gramma. 20 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,803 [Gramma] Hot dang, I was fine. 21 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,013 Huh, I don't remember this one. 22 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,225 [Bill] Ma, take the camera for a sec, would ya? 23 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,560 Aw, I love being a dad. 24 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,689 This is the happiest I've ever been my entire life. 25 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,565 Oh, just you wait, Dad. 26 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,568 Once I'm born, you'll be twice as happy. 27 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,279 Wait, is this the one? 28 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,322 [Nancy] Uh, Bill? 29 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:17,535 - Look, Tilly, wave to mama. - Bill, we're, uh... 30 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,620 we're gonna have another baby. 31 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,956 - Uh, Cricket, turn it off! - What? 32 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,916 - Why? <i>- You're pregnant?</i> 33 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,543 <i>No!</i> 34 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,670 <i>We're not prepared for another kid, Nance.</i> 35 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,297 <i>One and done! That was the plan, remember?</i> 36 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,757 <i>One and done!</i> 37 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,467 [blows raspberry] 38 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,635 One and done? 39 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,388 - What the heck is that supposed to mean? - Nothing! 40 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,390 It means nothing! Just forget about it. 41 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,933 This is old. It's all just old. 42 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,018 [Cricket] Wow, you were really freaking out, Dad. 43 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:45,980 It's almost like you didn't want a second kid. 44 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:49,316 Uh... [clears throat] now why would you say that? 45 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,987 <i>I don't want a second kid! This family's at max capacity!</i> 46 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,864 <i>- Bill, give me the camera! - No!</i> 47 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:57,366 <i>The world must know!</i> 48 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,534 [gulps] 49 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,995 I have no memory of this because I was two at the time 50 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,247 and my hippocampus wasn't fully developed. 51 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,915 But I'm glad you were born, brother. 52 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,960 Yeah, Nancy was an oopsie baby, too. 53 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,296 Must run in the family. 54 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,630 Heh. Good talk. 55 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:16,552 Cricket, sometimes in life, a surprise baby arrives. 56 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,889 It was a curveball for everyone, especially your dad. 57 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:23,350 But we are all so happy you're here. 58 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:26,020 - Right, Bill? - Uh, that's right. 59 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,773 Cricket, listen to me. Just ignore this old video. 60 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,609 You're fine, and you're here, 61 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:35,362 and all that, right? So how about we just move on 62 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,740 and watch something else? 63 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,992 - [♪ music playing] - [gasps] Goat ballet! 64 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,827 Ha-ha, that's fun! 65 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,954 Yeah, animals, am I right? 66 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,081 Hey, buddy, you okay? 67 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,833 Uh, yeah. 68 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,712 How about I go make us a snack? Be right back. 69 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,634 [Cricket] <i>"One and done"?</i> 70 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,469 <i>"Max capacity"?</i> 71 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,805 <i>"I don't want a second kid"?</i> 72 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,516 <i>Well, if that's the case,</i> 73 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:07,312 <i>I'll give dad exactly what he wanted in the first place.</i> 74 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,314 <i>One kid.</i> 75 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:16,904 Ah, I love mornings. A fresh start. 76 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,657 It's like yesterday never happened. 77 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:23,077 - All right, family, breakfast time. - Where's Cricket? 78 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,579 He's usually three pancakes deep by now. 79 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,790 I think he's upstairs. I'll go get him. 80 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,917 It's not like Cricket to miss breakfast. 81 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,586 You think he's okay after seeing that video? 82 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,339 You did say some intense stuff in it, Bill. 83 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,633 Come on, that video's like a decade old. 84 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,552 Cricket knows how much I love him. 85 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,472 Look, I just made him a special pancake. 86 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,516 Um, Cricket's not in his room. 87 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,560 I'm not really sure where he is. 88 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,395 Guys, Cricket is fine. 89 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,940 He's probably huckin' junk into the pond or something. 90 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:59,488 But I suppose breakfast can wait while we look for him. 91 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,491 I'm sure he's just somewhere around the farm. 92 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,125 Man, I can't believe Dad didn't even want me born. 93 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,795 I feel like somebody yanked a rug right out from underneath. [yelps] 94 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,422 [groans] 95 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,674 Ah. [munches] 96 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,051 Cotton candy? 97 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,471 Is that a circus? 98 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:28,059 Holy-Cricky-fun-time- treasure-trove! 99 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,519 Wow. 100 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,063 Did I die and go to little boy heaven? 101 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,567 [gasps] This trampoline looks amazing! 102 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,236 Eh, Dad would never let me jump on it. 103 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:43,407 But that's not a problem anymore. 104 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,575 [grunting] 105 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:45,701 [laughing] 106 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:49,204 - Yeah! Whee! - [man] Hey, kid! 107 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,374 [screams] 108 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,208 [growls] 109 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,628 I'm sorry. Please don't eat me! 110 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,048 Enrique, knock that off. You're scaring the poor kid. 111 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,841 Don't mind him. He's a freak. 112 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,594 - In fact, we're all freaks. - What? 113 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,471 It's the circus. What'd you expect? 114 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,972 You got good hops, kid. 115 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,475 But what exactly are you doing here? 116 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,477 Well, I'm running away from home. 117 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:15,064 I found video evidence that my dad wished I wasn't born. 118 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,983 Aw, jeez! That's rough, kid. 119 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,110 Well, you're in the right place now. 120 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:24,156 Here at the Fantasmico Family Circus, we're our own family. 121 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,159 - Isn't that right, Long-Beard Bob? - You darn tootin'! 122 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,870 We take care of each other. 123 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:30,913 [horn tooting] 124 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,831 Hah. Precious weirdos. 125 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,209 Oh, boy. Got to prepare for our next show. 126 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,919 Now, you're welcome to stay and watch, 127 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,589 but you'd be more welcome to be in the show. 128 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,884 You want me in the show? 129 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,845 Ladies and gentlemen, 130 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:51,684 kids of all ages, we proudly present to you 131 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,979 the Fantasmico Family Circus. 132 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,522 [horn tooting] 133 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,816 Roar! 134 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,152 [all cheering] 135 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:05,239 Now, please welcome our special guest, 136 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:10,160 the death-defying, magnificent, daredevil extraordinaire, 137 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,455 The Hopping Cricket! 138 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,916 - Yeah. - [all gasp] 139 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,710 Whee! [grunts] 140 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,087 [laughing] 141 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:24,591 - Ta-da! - [crowd cheering] 142 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:28,011 - They love ya, kid. - [crowd chanting] Cricket! Cricket! Cricket! 143 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,346 [Bill] <i>Cricket?</i> 144 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,181 Cricket? 145 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,225 Dang it, would you please just come out? 146 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,727 He's not in the treehouse. 147 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,186 He wasn't in the cellar neither. 148 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:38,939 And he wasn't on the couch watching monster truck rallies 149 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,733 and eating chocolate pudding. 150 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,861 - What? - Papa, I rechecked Cricket's room 151 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,237 and found this. 152 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,823 [Bill reading] 153 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,163 Ran away? 154 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,625 Is Cricket really that upset about something I said years ago? 155 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,627 Come on, let's get moving. 156 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,505 Hopefully Cricket hasn't gone too far. 157 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,215 Yeah, okay. 158 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,095 Great show, everyone. Now eat up. 159 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,682 - You guys deserve it. - Sheesh, this is the life. 160 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,269 A super fun show followed by heaps of super delicious food. 161 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,565 Also, real talk, does that guy ever take off the suit? 162 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,067 No. 163 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,695 The only thing better than circus food is circus company. 164 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:30,199 And Cricket, I know I speak for all of us when I say 165 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,619 you already feel like part of the Fantasmico family. 166 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,748 Wow, that means a lot. And I'm having so much fun. 167 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,334 Do you think I could stay and perform in another show? 168 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,670 I still gotta give the cannon a try. 169 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,048 Well, you're welcome to stay with us as long as you'd like, 170 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,258 but we're packing up and leaving town tonight. 171 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,177 Speaking of... Come on, people! 172 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,721 - Time to get a move on! - Toodle-oo! 173 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:56,433 All right, babies, time for night-night. 174 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,061 Wait, you guys are leaving already? 175 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,271 Yep, that's life on the road. 176 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,024 But hey, we got plenty of room for you. 177 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,276 It's your call, kiddo. 178 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,114 Life on the road? 179 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,161 - Cricket! - We know you're out there! 180 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,915 - Cricket! Cricket! - He's not in this row, Papa. 181 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,335 - Or this one. Or this one. Or this one. - [sighs] 182 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,212 Where the heck could he have gone? 183 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,381 If you ask me, you're going about this all wrong. 184 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:30,217 See, I've been running away from stuff my whole life. 185 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,845 The way I see it, we gotta stop looking for Cricket 186 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,888 and start looking for trouble. 187 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,890 'Cause that's where he's headed. Trouble. 188 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,226 Yeah, well, that or jail. Or dead. 189 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:43,063 He could always be dead. Sorry, I'm kind of rambling. 190 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,775 - Usually somebody cuts me off by now. - Shut up! 191 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,444 Look, there's Dweezil. Maybe he's seen Cricket. 192 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,780 Yo, Dweez, you see my grandson anywhere? 193 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,408 - Yay high, bad haircut. - Hmm. 194 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,286 Matter of fact, I did see a kid like that. 195 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,997 It probably wasn't your grandson, though. 196 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,665 What makes you say that? 197 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,126 'Cause he was performing with that circus that's in town. 198 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,086 Talented little fella. 199 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,213 Circus? Cricket loves the circus. 200 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,215 Plenty of trouble to get into there. 201 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,302 Come on family! Let's go get him. 202 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:17,015 [panting] Cricket! 203 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,858 He's... gone? 204 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,361 Oh, Bill. Being a parent is hard. 205 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:35,282 You make mistakes and you never quite know the right thing to say. 206 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,201 Like right now, I don't know whether 207 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,203 to comfort you or tell you to move your butt, 208 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,331 and chase down that circus train! 209 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:45,001 [gasps] Cricket! Hang on, son! 210 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,713 - Wait! - [train horn toots] 211 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:57,221 - Huh? Dad? - [panting] 212 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:01,308 - Cricket! Get off of there! - Why are you chasing after me? 213 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,227 You made it crystal clear that you don't want me! 214 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,771 No, Cricket. 215 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,398 I've always wanted you, even when I didn't know it. 216 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,901 What the heck is that supposed to mean? 217 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,904 When I learned your mom was pregnant, I... 218 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,364 I was shocked. 219 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,740 And I... I... 220 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,368 I didn't mean any of that stuff. 221 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,495 You were a surprise. I was surprised. 222 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,498 I swear, I never meant to hurt you. 223 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,209 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore. 224 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,504 I found people who actually want me around. 225 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:34,049 So go ahead and run, but you're not gonna stop me. 226 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,760 [panting, grunts] 227 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:40,181 You're right. I can't stop you, Cricket. 228 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,307 Nobody can. 229 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,144 Nothing was gonna stop you from coming into this world. 230 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,398 Because you're unstoppable, Cricket. 231 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,192 Unstoppable! 232 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,114 Just know... 233 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:58,866 [panting] 234 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,119 I... 235 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,745 I love you. 236 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,250 That's the guy who doesn't want you around? 237 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,752 He's a heck of a runner. 238 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,130 So what do you wanna do? 239 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,304 [panting] 240 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,182 What? 241 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:30,939 - [grunts] - [chuckles] I love you too, Dad. 242 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:35,236 - Well, don't forget about us. - Nance, you're crushing me! 243 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,114 Okay, Cricket, that's it. 244 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,950 [laughs] Good job. 245 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,078 [laughing] Yah! 246 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,247 [Bill chuckles] Oop, sorry, Ma. 247 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,543 And finished. What do you think, son? 248 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:55,964 Mmm... [gasps] 249 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,302 [grunts] Oh, you're helping out? 250 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,970 Hi, Mama. 251 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,513 And this one's from Cricket. 252 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,681 [croaks] 253 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,684 - [laughing] - Oh, he's tickling me. 254 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,061 Okay, ready? 255 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,065 [both laughing] 256 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,443 Keep the line. Hold steady. Yes! 257 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,654 - You're amazing! - [laughs] 258 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:23,116 [Nancy] Okay, boys. Nice smiles. 259 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,329 [both exclaiming, laughing]