"Wait Till Your Father Gets Home" The Beach Vacation

1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,291 That'll be all, Whittaker. Back to your posts, everyone. 2 00:00:06,601 --> 00:00:08,697 Don't be too harsh on her, Harry. 3 00:00:08,897 --> 00:00:10,845 She's made a big sacrifice to come. 4 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,018 She cancelled two appointments with her chiropractor. 5 00:00:13,218 --> 00:00:14,464 But she's a menace. 6 00:00:14,664 --> 00:00:17,597 Now, Harry, look, huh? She's just an average, sweet, 7 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:21,565 dear old grandmother who has her heart set on catching a sex maniac. 8 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:23,856 I want all those characters out of here. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:31,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 10 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:35,221 <i>I love my mom and dad and my brothers too.</i> 11 00:00:35,421 --> 00:00:38,183 <i>And the groovy way we get along.</i> 12 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:42,481 <i>Every time the slightest little thing goes wrong,</i> 13 00:00:42,681 --> 00:00:45,712 <i>my mom starts to sing this familiar song.</i> 14 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:49,423 <i>Wait till your father gets Until your father gets.</i> 15 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,610 <i>Wait till your father gets home.</i> 16 00:00:52,860 --> 00:00:55,627 <i>Dad's not so bad and he seldom gets mad.</i> 17 00:00:55,827 --> 00:00:58,748 <i>And we aren't about to desert him.</i> 18 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,563 <i>Kids today like to have their own way.</i> 19 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,344 <i>And what Daddy doesn't know won't hurt him.</i> 20 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:08,108 <i>I think my mom's just swell.</i> 21 00:01:08,308 --> 00:01:12,333 <i>- But she starts to yell. - Every time we have a fuss.</i> 22 00:01:12,755 --> 00:01:16,716 <i>Just wait till your father gets. Until your father gets.</i> 23 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:18,864 <i>Wait till your father gets home.</i> 24 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,194 <i>See what I mean?</i> 25 00:01:20,394 --> 00:01:22,422 <i>Wait till your father gets home.</i> 26 00:01:22,622 --> 00:01:24,023 <i>We know.</i> 27 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,280 Come on, let's go. It's getting late. 28 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,438 Have a nice vacation, Harry. 29 00:01:46,638 --> 00:01:48,746 I'll keep an eye on your house so nobody breaks in. 30 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,360 Let him break in. 31 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,680 The only thing we're leaving behind is the furnace. 32 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,177 I hear they're going to increase the speed limit to 70. 33 00:02:09,377 --> 00:02:10,599 That'll be a big help. 34 00:02:10,799 --> 00:02:12,269 I just hope my driver's license will 35 00:02:12,469 --> 00:02:13,899 still be good when we get off this. 36 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,840 It expires in three years. 37 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,430 - Hey, it's great. - Yeah, neat. 38 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,800 Let's go down to the ocean. 39 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:41,707 Oh, Harry, did you see how happy the children were? 40 00:02:41,907 --> 00:02:44,651 All I could see was how empty-handed they were. 41 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,600 You mean I have to spend a whole two 42 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,790 weeks here without a television set? 43 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,240 I'm paying 200 a week and he makes it sound 44 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,000 like a life sentence at San Quentin. 45 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,027 Well, there's lots of other things to do, honey. 46 00:03:01,227 --> 00:03:05,047 Sure. Who needs all those cartoons on Saturday mornings? 47 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:06,556 Why do you look at them anyway? 48 00:03:06,756 --> 00:03:08,874 It's fun to see how they're trying to make them work, 49 00:03:09,074 --> 00:03:10,622 now that they can't use any violence. 50 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,058 It since you'll be going into work every day, Harry. 51 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:18,924 You could stop at the house and bring out our portable TV. 52 00:03:19,124 --> 00:03:20,413 I suppose so. 53 00:03:20,613 --> 00:03:22,945 Hey,That bed's broken. 54 00:03:23,145 --> 00:03:25,173 You have to expect these things. 55 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,840 You can also pick up Alice's hairdryer, 56 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,320 Chet's stereo. I've got a list. 57 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,643 It's good we rent it for two weeks. 58 00:03:33,374 --> 00:03:35,109 It'll take the first week to get everything out 59 00:03:35,309 --> 00:03:37,157 here and the second week to get everything back. 60 00:03:37,357 --> 00:03:39,028 There's lots of sand, 61 00:03:39,228 --> 00:03:42,216 so be sure you wipe your feet before you get into bed. 62 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:46,240 Wipe your feet before you get into bed. Vacations. 63 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,009 I worked hard for years, 64 00:03:48,209 --> 00:03:50,967 finally got a real nice comfortable house back there. 65 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:53,680 So for fun, I leave it and move into this 66 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,600 condemned lean-to with outdoor plumbing, 67 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,301 indoor insects, and furnished with garage sale rejects. 68 00:04:01,456 --> 00:04:04,375 What makes a sensible man shell out $400 for the 69 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:06,749 privilege of driving an extra 50 miles a 70 00:04:06,949 --> 00:04:10,160 day to sleep in a sandbox on a busted trampoline? 71 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,790 like you say Irma, you have to expect these things. 72 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:23,680 and I've got a feeling it's only the beginning. 73 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,080 Oh, such a lovely morning and do you have 74 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,563 - to go into work dear. - Afraid so. 75 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,243 Seems the only way I could afford for us to be here. 76 00:04:39,443 --> 00:04:41,040 Is for me not to be here. 77 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,576 But you're so white, Harry. 78 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:46,973 Wouldn't you like a nice, handsome suntan? 79 00:04:47,173 --> 00:04:50,064 Nah, I got too much sex appeal now. 80 00:04:50,264 --> 00:04:54,094 Irma, I'm past the age where that's important to me. 81 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,059 How do you like my new bathing suit? 82 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,242 Bathing suit? You call two shoelaces a bathing suit? 83 00:05:01,442 --> 00:05:04,053 But Daddy, everybody's wearing them. 84 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:07,047 Everybody minus one, you're not. 85 00:05:10,496 --> 00:05:13,727 I can't wait to get out on that beach and unwind from all my tensions. 86 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,167 Tension? But the kid's unemployed. 87 00:05:18,367 --> 00:05:21,128 How could he need to unwind when he's never been wound? 88 00:05:21,328 --> 00:05:23,605 But you need to unwind. 89 00:05:23,805 --> 00:05:27,471 Now you stay here, honey. That dumb old job can wait. 90 00:05:27,671 --> 00:05:29,777 And the kids see so little of you. 91 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,753 Ah, you go enjoy yourself. 92 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,453 I'll get my sun on the weekend. 93 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,618 Oh, that sun feels so good. 94 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:45,315 Oh, look, there's some people already on the beach. 95 00:05:45,515 --> 00:05:47,217 Yeah, a guy and a couple of chicks. 96 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,363 They're all wearing white bathing suits. 97 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:55,494 Ha ha. They're not wearing any bathing suits. 98 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,754 Stay inside. 99 00:06:03,248 --> 00:06:05,473 Chet, you go right down and tell those 100 00:06:05,673 --> 00:06:07,897 people to leave our beach immediately. 101 00:06:08,097 --> 00:06:09,117 Why, Mom? 102 00:06:09,317 --> 00:06:11,160 What's wrong with people getting a little suntan? 103 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,360 They're getting a lot of suntan. 104 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,740 In fact, they're getting tan in places people never got tan before. 105 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:20,700 Oh, relax, Mom. He'll probably leave when other people come. 106 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,747 But if your father ever sees them, 107 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,771 he'll have us packed and out of here in two minutes. 108 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:29,464 Oh, I'd better make sure he gets right off to work. 109 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,744 <i>What's the matter, Irma?</i> 110 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:36,160 You think you've never seen a bathing suit before? 111 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,399 Well, um, I haven't seen too many lately. 112 00:06:41,599 --> 00:06:43,286 You're absolutely right, honey. 113 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,807 I should enjoy the beach. That dumb old job can wait. 114 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,768 But it can't. You've got to go to work. 115 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:53,177 Think of the car payments, the mortgage. We'll starve. 116 00:06:53,377 --> 00:06:54,835 We'll have to beg in the street. 117 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:57,326 You made your point, Irma. 118 00:06:57,526 --> 00:06:59,316 I have let my work be too important. 119 00:06:59,516 --> 00:07:02,590 And like you said, a little suntan would be nice. 120 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:06,284 And like you said, you're too far over the hill for it to matter. 121 00:07:06,484 --> 00:07:07,872 Look how white I am. 122 00:07:08,072 --> 00:07:10,431 <i>Oh, it looks great on you. Honest.</i> 123 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:13,087 That's your best color. Pasty white. 124 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:16,578 - Now, get your clothes on and-- - Why are you inside, Jamie? 125 00:07:16,778 --> 00:07:18,800 I don't know. It was Mom's idea. 126 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,120 After she saw those chicks on the beach. 127 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,122 - Chicks? - It's seagulls, dear. 128 00:07:23,322 --> 00:07:25,783 They, uh, sometimes attack small children. 129 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,620 Vicious seagulls? 130 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:30,438 Ah, come on, Jamie, they won't bother you. 131 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,759 Come on, Chet, last one in is a rotten egg. 132 00:07:43,122 --> 00:07:45,154 You think Daddy will like this one? 133 00:07:45,717 --> 00:07:49,719 Right now, I think he'd even settle for the shoelaces. 134 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,844 Pardon me, I I think there's some mistake. 135 00:07:55,044 --> 00:07:56,097 Like what? 136 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,960 You probably thought there wasn't anybody here, 137 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,206 but we rented that house for two weeks. 138 00:08:02,406 --> 00:08:04,265 Well, bully for you. 139 00:08:04,465 --> 00:08:06,589 Plenty of room for everybody. 140 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,216 Sorry, I've got my family here, 141 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:10,811 so you're gonna have to find yourself another place. 142 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:12,815 But we like it here, pops. 143 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:15,389 If you're gonna get cute, take off. 144 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,130 Can't you see, we already did. 145 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:21,019 You've got 10 minutes and then you get thrown off. 146 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,720 You're being very narrow-minded, Daddy. 147 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,740 Yeah, they have their constitutional rights. 148 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:30,841 Show me where in the Constitution 149 00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:33,297 it says that the whole country has to be a locker room. 150 00:08:33,497 --> 00:08:35,494 They were only making a statement of freedom. 151 00:08:35,694 --> 00:08:38,463 Freedom? Nakedness is a statement of freedom? 152 00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:40,814 You mean George Washington would have made a bigger 153 00:08:41,014 --> 00:08:43,209 point if he crossed the Delaware in his underwear? 154 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:46,109 - Hey, that right. - That's enough, Jamie. 155 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:47,880 And the Boston Tea Party. 156 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,864 I suppose they really would have struck a blow 157 00:08:50,064 --> 00:08:52,439 for liberty if they'd all gone skinny-dipping instead. 158 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:54,887 Let's forget the whole thing, dear. 159 00:08:55,087 --> 00:08:56,507 They've left the beach. 160 00:08:56,707 --> 00:08:58,560 But human rights have suffered. 161 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,641 Yeah, and democracy's been thwarted. 162 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,161 Those kids. 163 00:09:02,361 --> 00:09:05,692 You suppose there's any chance that seagulls would carry them away? 164 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,120 Thanks, Jamie. See you tonight. 165 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,448 I guess they were show-offs. They won't be back. 166 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,374 - Forget something? - Just breakfast. 167 00:09:27,574 --> 00:09:29,680 Now we're back to enjoy the sun together. 168 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,172 I'm warning you. 169 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,212 If that together means in the altogether, 170 00:09:33,412 --> 00:09:34,492 I'm calling the cops. 171 00:09:34,692 --> 00:09:37,369 Oh, now you wouldn't do that. 172 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,154 I know. Wait in the house, Jamie. 173 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,286 - You actually phoned the police? - That's right. 174 00:09:48,486 --> 00:09:50,705 Why, do you disapprove of the nude human body? 175 00:09:50,905 --> 00:09:52,821 I have this terrible shortcoming. 176 00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:54,430 I don't happen to be a freckle freak. 177 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:56,779 Oh, well, maybe they've gone. I'll look. 178 00:09:58,069 --> 00:10:00,568 Not you, Irma. It's not fit for decent eyes. 179 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,261 - They're still there. - Clothes are an affectation. 180 00:10:04,461 --> 00:10:06,306 Those people are only being honest. 181 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,892 Oh, boy. First it was freedom. 182 00:10:09,092 --> 00:10:11,541 Now running around stalkers is a sign of honesty. 183 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:12,401 That's right. 184 00:10:12,601 --> 00:10:15,841 <i>Believe me, nobody remembers Lady Godiva for her honesty.</i> 185 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,062 Finally. 186 00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:23,285 You make the party called about alleged people on 187 00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:25,588 the beach reportedly without alleged bathing suits? 188 00:10:25,788 --> 00:10:26,960 It's not alleged. 189 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,733 All they had on were goosebumps, and I want them arrested. 190 00:10:30,933 --> 00:10:31,937 You sure? 191 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,347 Well, why wouldn't I be? 192 00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:36,315 It means you'll have to come into court for the hearing. 193 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,764 It could be next winter, you know, when it's raining. 194 00:10:39,964 --> 00:10:41,711 I'll take the chance. 195 00:10:41,911 --> 00:10:43,880 I'm allowed out on rainy days. 196 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,082 Yeah, but it means we'll both have to be there. 197 00:10:47,282 --> 00:10:49,069 It'd blow the whole day. 198 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,971 And it could be postponed. 199 00:10:51,171 --> 00:10:54,600 There goes another day, then another postponement. 200 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,515 That was him. Go after him and make the arrest. 201 00:10:57,715 --> 00:10:59,217 They had clothes on. 202 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,506 I have to actually see him bare. 203 00:11:02,298 --> 00:11:04,958 What are you, some kind of a thrill seeker? 204 00:11:05,158 --> 00:11:07,560 - That's the law. - But I saw them. 205 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,404 Then you could arrest him. His booklet tells you how. 206 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,622 Make your own citizen's arrest. 207 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:21,189 Beautiful. I ask for an arrest and he makes me Marshall Dillon. 208 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,000 I heard the call of my police radio. 209 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,400 What did they get you for, Harry? 210 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,784 They rounded up all known agitators, huh, huh, huh? 211 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,706 Me? A known agitator? 212 00:11:31,906 --> 00:11:34,934 After all, you did have an uncle who voted for Wendell Wilkie. 213 00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:36,959 <i>And the police didn't make an arrest.</i> 214 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:39,991 <i>He spent all his time trying to talk me out of it.</i> 215 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200 <i>That's pinko, think, Harry.</i> 216 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,360 <i>The policeman is our strongest guarantee for</i> 217 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,339 our rights, our freedom, our liberty. 218 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,320 And anyone who doesn't believe that should be 219 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,039 locked up in a concentration camp. 220 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,883 Oh, hi, Ralph. You hear about our excitement? 221 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,651 The naked intruders. They had to be commies, you know. 222 00:11:56,851 --> 00:12:00,336 Sure, sure. It's a conspiracy to push the good guys off the beach. 223 00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:02,824 They probably landed by enemy submarines. 224 00:12:03,024 --> 00:12:05,236 They were just three fresh kids, Ralph. 225 00:12:05,436 --> 00:12:07,693 That's what they wanted you to believe, Harry. 226 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,221 No, no, you see, it's all a part of the plot. 227 00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:12,051 <i>You're their big target,</i> 228 00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:14,049 <i>the tired businessman on vacation.</i> 229 00:12:14,249 --> 00:12:15,809 Don't let him rest. Tie him up in knots. 230 00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:17,568 Then you'll be too exhausted to 231 00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:19,271 go to the polls in November to vote against welfare. 232 00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:21,099 I gotta be going into work. 233 00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:22,605 Hold it. Look. See there? 234 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,183 <i>That's what we're up to.</i> 235 00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:26,232 <i>Oh, this is big, Harry, big, big L biggo.</i> 236 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:28,960 Look, they were digging tunnels. 237 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,497 Going that way. And what's that way? Huh? 238 00:12:31,697 --> 00:12:32,958 I ask you, huh, Huh? 239 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,228 The missile base at Vandenberg. 240 00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:36,936 Oh, come on, Ralph. 241 00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:39,752 And when they saw me, they dropped their equipment. 242 00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:41,524 That's Jamie. 243 00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:46,381 That's typical. Enslaving eight-year-old kids in forced labor battalions. 244 00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,696 Yeah, they'll be back to finish this, but don't worry. 245 00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:52,944 I'll round up my vigilantes and we'll be ready for 'em. 246 00:12:53,144 --> 00:12:55,253 Do you think they'll be coming back, dear? 247 00:12:56,078 --> 00:12:57,175 Wait a minute. 248 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,078 We've been going at this all wrong. 249 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,647 We've got neighbors here. 250 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,872 They'll help us keep those kids away. 251 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,020 - Hi there. - Uh, we're the Boyles. 252 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,224 - We rent next door. - Uh, come in. Come in. 253 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,429 See, I knew he'd be friendly. 254 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:15,808 This is the answer. 255 00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:18,821 Like a little scotch to get your heart started? 256 00:13:19,021 --> 00:13:21,980 - At 9 in the morning? - In Scotland, it's midnight. 257 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,293 Did you see what happened on the beach this morning? 258 00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:28,260 I sure did. It was terrible, just terrible. 259 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,666 Well, I spoke to the police. 260 00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:34,439 There they were, those two gorgeous chicks having a great old time. 261 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:38,866 Then that obnoxious fat guy in the daisy shorts chased them off. 262 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:40,450 So we gotta get rid of him. 263 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,940 Irma? Anybody? 264 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,020 Must be in swimming. Not a bad idea. 265 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,380 I got him, I got him! 266 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,460 Good work, Whittaker. And we got a bogey 267 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,300 at 10 o'clock, all units in. 268 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,718 All right, let's have a look, see at the subversive. 269 00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:19,060 Ooh, just look at that 270 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:22,020 sloping forehead, those beady eyes, 271 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,340 a sex fiend if I ever saw one! 272 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:28,432 - What is all this? - What do you know? 273 00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:32,237 Hi, Harry. It's all right, people, I know him. 274 00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:33,799 He's clean, he's clean. 275 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,137 Then why isn't he wearing a bathing suit? 276 00:14:36,337 --> 00:14:39,140 What do you think those daisies are, tattoos? 277 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,496 I still say, with that forehead, 278 00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:42,900 those beady, beady eyes... 279 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:46,900 That'll be all, Whittaker. Back to your posts, everyone. 280 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,692 Don't be too harsh on her, Harry. 281 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,352 She's made a big sacrifice to come here. 282 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,521 She cancelled two appointments with her chiropractor. 283 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:57,190 - But she's a menace. - Harry look, isn't it? 284 00:14:57,390 --> 00:15:00,412 She's just an average, sweet, dear old grandmother who 285 00:15:00,612 --> 00:15:03,225 has her heart set on catching a sex maniac. 286 00:15:03,425 --> 00:15:05,686 I want all those characters out of here. 287 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,865 Uh, don't walk there, Harry. We've strung a lot of... 288 00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:13,072 - Yikes! - Uh, barbed wire. 289 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:20,253 It's just some scratches from the barbed wire. 290 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:24,138 - How did it happen? - This isn't a beach house, Irma. 291 00:15:24,338 --> 00:15:25,890 It's Checkpoint Charlie. 292 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,523 You'll be glad we're out there when those waves of Ruski 293 00:15:28,723 --> 00:15:32,977 - troops come storming ashore. - Ralph, get 'em all out, will ya? 294 00:15:33,177 --> 00:15:34,606 Hey, you know what we need? 295 00:15:34,806 --> 00:15:37,239 We need a password. Tell you what, Harry, here's what you do. 296 00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,028 Anytime you want to get through our lines, 297 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,845 just whistle Yankee Doodle Dandy. 298 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,100 You hear that, Irma? Now the only way we're allowed 299 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,869 in the Pacific is to do an Irving Berlin medley. 300 00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:52,726 Didn't Jimmy Cagney write that one? 301 00:15:52,926 --> 00:15:55,292 Oh, boy, some vacation. 302 00:15:55,492 --> 00:15:57,100 Two weeks trapped between a 303 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:59,580 nudist colony and a suicide squad of 304 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,180 hopped-up grandmas digging tank traps. 305 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,955 - Hey, where are the kids? - Um, uh, the kids? 306 00:16:06,155 --> 00:16:11,072 Jamie, Chet, Alice. You know, so big. 307 00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:13,604 The ones with their pictures and the family album. 308 00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,763 Well, um, um, I, uh... 309 00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:18,420 You do remember, don't you, Irma? 310 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,707 The children? You gave birth three times! 311 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:23,684 I sent them to the movies, dear. 312 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,560 During the day? 313 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,341 Well, they'll be back any minute now. 314 00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,249 But on a beautiful day like this... 315 00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:33,592 Oh, it was because those naked apes came back, wasn't it? 316 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:37,372 Well, they were driving around, and and it made me nervous. 317 00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:41,338 But maybe they just forgot something and won't be back. 318 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,543 At least this time he didn't bring the girls. 319 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:54,460 Nor his bathing suit. That does it. 320 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,528 Call the police, Irma. 321 00:16:55,728 --> 00:16:57,877 <i>I'm slapping a citizen's arrest on Nature Boy.</i> 322 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,980 You sure you want to go through with this? 323 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,140 Means a whole pile of paperwork. 324 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,639 No, that can't be the one. 325 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:12,125 He looks just like my sister's boy. 326 00:17:12,325 --> 00:17:15,526 - You're making a mistake. - Eddie Whittaker. 327 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:16,789 Come on, remember. 328 00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:18,798 <i>Honor and grace for the badge and mates.</i> 329 00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:21,804 I still say old slope-headed beady 330 00:17:22,004 --> 00:17:24,700 eyes here is the pervert you're after. 331 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,900 Eddie Whittaker, I'm sending you back to the 332 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,620 rear area for what we call your R&R. 333 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,019 Where you going? To conduct the interrogation. 334 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,740 I'll bet this jasper knows the location 335 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,871 of every supply dump on the Ho Chi Minh Trail. 336 00:17:39,071 --> 00:17:41,061 I'm sorry, no passengers. 337 00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:43,732 He got the kid's ID? 338 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,542 Were there any papers on him when he went through his pockets? 339 00:17:45,742 --> 00:17:49,320 Ralph, if he had any pockets, we wouldn't have this problem. 340 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,462 Well, kids, a great day for Old Glory and Mom's apple pie. 341 00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:57,644 Yes, sir, you sure must be tingling with pride 342 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,570 over what your good American father has done. 343 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,078 <i>Huh, huh, huh.</i> 344 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,486 That was a delicious supper, wasn't it, Alice? 345 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:07,010 - I'll help clear the table. - Me too. 346 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,828 - Those kids? - You're upset, dear. 347 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:15,699 Your foot is probably giving you some pain. 348 00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:18,008 No, it's those two who are giving me a pain, 349 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,550 and it's not my foot either. 350 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,806 - Harry, Jamie's here. - Good old Jamie. 351 00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:25,151 At least you're still friends with me. 352 00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:27,586 Sure, I go where the money is. 353 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:33,352 Harry, maybe you should drop the charges against that boy. 354 00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:35,836 That would make the children happy. 355 00:18:36,036 --> 00:18:37,145 That's no answer. 356 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,437 A lot of problems today are caused by too 357 00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:41,409 many parents going against their beliefs 358 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,060 just to make their children happy. 359 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,180 But Chet says if this goes on the boy's record, 360 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,902 he'll never be able to run for public office. 361 00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:53,116 That'll be some loss, huh Our first naked president. 362 00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:58,564 Oh, that must be Mr. Saunders, the boy's father. 363 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:02,073 He phoned earlier and said he wanted to talk to you. 364 00:19:02,273 --> 00:19:03,917 Oh, he did, did he? 365 00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:05,761 He's going to try and buy me off. 366 00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,291 I know that type. 367 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:13,927 <i>A real fat cat loaded with dough, over indulging his spoiled son,</i> 368 00:19:14,127 --> 00:19:16,393 <i>thinks his money can get him out of anything.</i> 369 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,986 Let him in. I'll tell off that big shot right to his stupid face. 370 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:27,315 - Is Mr. Boyle home? - Come in, come in. 371 00:19:27,515 --> 00:19:31,075 Oh, what happened to your foot, Mr. Saunders? 372 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:34,621 I came down this afternoon to pick up 373 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:36,676 my boy's car just wearing slippers. 374 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,682 Stepped on some barbed wire. 375 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,295 - I'm Harry Boyle. Have a seat. - Well, thank you. 376 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:52,687 - So, you arrested my son. - Uh, yeah. 377 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:56,282 Beautiful. Just beautiful. 378 00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:59,953 I wish I'd been here. Can't seem to control him. 379 00:20:00,153 --> 00:20:02,246 Ah, kids today. 380 00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:06,753 If you're holding court, the victim should be present. 381 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,404 - Oh, hi. <i>- Hi.</i> 382 00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:11,576 Why are you so determined to take away my rights? 383 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,546 Yes, what about his rights? 384 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,002 Everybody is so worried about his rights. 385 00:20:16,202 --> 00:20:17,555 What about my rights? 386 00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:19,860 I paid $400. 387 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:22,735 Is it right that he gets the tan and I get the bills? 388 00:20:22,935 --> 00:20:25,797 That he's on the beach and my family's in the movie balcony? 389 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,421 But there's a principle. 390 00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:28,957 You two go back in the kitchen. 391 00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:32,399 And you go outside. I want to talk to Mr. Boyle. 392 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,544 All you older generation want to do 393 00:20:34,744 --> 00:20:36,690 is step on us every chance you get. 394 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,366 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 395 00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:43,426 I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. 396 00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,712 Uh, have a nice day at the beach? 397 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,582 For about 10 minutes till you showed up. 398 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,323 Then we all had to come in. 399 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:54,486 - You're all too uptight. - You wiped me out pretty good. 400 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:59,362 I invited all 14 guys in my class to come out at two bits a head. 401 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,220 Well, I'm only doing my thing. 402 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,340 I got a fortune tied up in shelves and buckets. 403 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,682 And now because of one of you, 404 00:21:06,882 --> 00:21:09,632 there's 14 of us who can't do our thing. 405 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:10,888 Well... 406 00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:15,493 All you older generation want to do is step on us every chance you get. 407 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,099 You really mean it? 408 00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:21,439 I was so busy thinking about my rights, 409 00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:23,482 I guess I forgot all about theirs. 410 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:34,063 A miracle. Well, see you in court, Harry. 411 00:21:34,263 --> 00:21:37,654 No, you won't, Pete. I'm dropping charges. 412 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,843 We can't be any better winners than we are. 413 00:21:43,122 --> 00:21:45,237 Well, everybody satisfied? 414 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,802 I guess your speech finally got through to him, dear. 415 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,164 Plus the line of schmaltz I laid on him. 416 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,123 - You convinced him? - He never had a chance. 417 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:58,544 Look, with me standing to loose 14 customers of two bits a throw, 418 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,100 he was dealing with a desperate man. 419 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,671 It's a beautiful night, Irma. I think I'll take a dip. 420 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,793 Don't forget the password, Harry. 421 00:22:12,993 --> 00:22:14,833 Company B is staked out protecting the country 422 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,513 - from any more nudies. - There won't be any more. 423 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:21,389 - I even let that boy go. - You can't do that, Harry! 424 00:22:21,589 --> 00:22:24,241 You're giving in to the commie plot to undress America. 425 00:22:24,441 --> 00:22:27,380 - Operation J-Bird. - Forget it, Ralph. 426 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:30,459 It's important, Harry. What if this thing spreads? 427 00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:32,644 Suppose all the soldiers went nudist. 428 00:22:32,844 --> 00:22:35,152 You couldn't tell what side a guy was on. 429 00:22:35,352 --> 00:22:37,271 Be terrible, you wouldn't know who to shoot! 430 00:22:37,913 --> 00:22:39,585 I got him. I got him. 431 00:22:39,785 --> 00:22:42,030 Wait a cur. Wait a cur. It's me. 432 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:46,865 - Put on your pine focal. - Call for the guard. Post #2. 433 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:51,931 I'm gonna bust you for this. Harry, get her off of me. 434 00:22:52,131 --> 00:22:55,394 Why, Ralph? It's like you said, she's protecting the country. 435 00:22:55,700 --> 00:23:00,219 - Corporal of the Guard! - Will you cut it out, Whittaker! 436 00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:01,997 You're sitting on your commander! 437 00:23:02,197 --> 00:23:06,918 Ouch! Ohh Come on, Sarah! Sarah! Oh! 438 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:13,855 Subtitles: Kilo 439 00:23:14,305 --> 00:24:14,483