The Layover

Name: The Layover
Released: 2017

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Movie Name	The Layover
Release Name	The Layover (2017)…Renewal.2025
Year	2017
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Language	English
IMDB ID	4565520
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1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,541 KATE: "I'm warning you, I'm going to get angry. Do you see? 3 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,119 "We are going to have fun on this island, understand? 4 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,500 "We are going to have fun on this island. 5 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,707 "'Come now, ' said the Lord of the Flies. 6 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,885 "Get back to the others and we'll forget the whole thing. 7 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:57,339 "This has gone quite far enough, my poor, misguided child. 8 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,641 "Do you think you know better than I do?" 9 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,969 Okay, so we have civilization versus savagery, 10 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,397 and reason versus impulse. 11 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,225 So many exciting themes in one little book, right? 12 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,107 Over the break, I want you to read the next three chapters. 13 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,942 That's three chapters, and I want you to write two pages... 14 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,697 on either one of our themes, your choice. 15 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,454 Demerius. 16 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,497 Care to read us out to the bell? 17 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:26,764 No, no, no, not that one. 18 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:29,253 The one that you have on your lap there. What is it? 19 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,340 Uh... Demon Sword Z. 20 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,883 (SNICKERING) 21 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,629 Okay, let's hear it. Oh, come on. Let's finish class strong. 22 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,888 "Now I have the power of the five souls. 23 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,935 "Let us see what the Gauntlet of Destiny... 24 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,017 "has to say about that, demon lover. 25 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:50,771 "Then, the squid leg splits Okami-san in half. 26 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,106 "Blood sprays everywhere." 27 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:57,362 This is 26% stronger than anything else on the market. 28 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:59,408 It lasts up to four hours. 29 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,282 Not only are the lips fuller... 30 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,613 they're the most fantastic color. 31 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,453 Slight tingle at first, but it's so worth it. 32 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,067 Better than collagen. 33 00:02:09,069 --> 00:02:09,669 Where is this from? 34 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,214 The Orient... a lot of the formulas are secret. 35 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,616 I own the North American rights. 36 00:02:16,618 --> 00:02:17,218 Oh, that's lovely. 37 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,513 And this would be an exclusive for Harold's. 38 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,983 Hm. 39 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,136 That's really starting to work. 40 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,846 What kind of comic is this? 41 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,601 It's not a comic, it's manga. 42 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,853 "Put your demon powers in me, squid. 43 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,061 "I want to feel your might deep within." 44 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,771 Damn, its tentacles are like its dicks. 45 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:37,772 Zack, your right. 46 00:02:37,773 --> 00:02:39,107 "Hold back nothing, my pet. 47 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,357 After I summon the demon, all you can..." 48 00:02:40,534 --> 00:02:42,535 Mr. Moss. Hello. 49 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,037 We found some surprising thematic similarities... 50 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,739 between Lord of the Flies... 51 00:02:46,741 --> 00:02:49,209 (BELL RINGS) 52 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,544 Okay, all right. You owe me two pages. 53 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,380 Have a really good break. 54 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,024 Where is this from? 55 00:02:58,027 --> 00:02:58,626 Asia. 56 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:03,723 D-P-R-K... isn't that North Korea? 57 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,972 You're trying to sell Harold's a North Korean product? 58 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,226 Maybe. 59 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,728 The North Korea against which... 60 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:15,731 the United States has an embargo? 61 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:19,280 Now, that embargo is kind of like Cuba, you know? 62 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,073 It's sort of symbolic. 63 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,197 20 years, Kate. Seen it all. 64 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,361 Right. 65 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,961 Well, maybe not sex with an octopus. 66 00:03:27,964 --> 00:03:29,829 That was a first. 67 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:31,995 That was mine, too. 68 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:32,994 Please. 69 00:03:32,996 --> 00:03:34,170 (CLEARS THROAT) 70 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,630 I wanted your help to strategize a big picture issue... 71 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,792 because I see something we both share. 72 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,551 A deep love for this school. 73 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,302 Go Falcons. 74 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,507 I wanna do a little right-brained thinking... 75 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,388 about a left-brain problem. 76 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,343 Are we talking about the ARB test scores? 77 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,350 I'm talking about empowerment. 78 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,182 I'm saying let's be the change. 79 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:58,770 Let's not squander our energy on acrimony and recriminations. 80 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,404 Um... are you firing me? 81 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,717 What? 82 00:04:03,989 --> 00:04:05,655 I'm sorry. 83 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,783 I'm trying to ground floor the discussions... 84 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,456 so we don't waste our school's resources on arbitration... 85 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,953 and severance packages. 86 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,331 Those things threaten the school that we love. 87 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,253 Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 88 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,627 Sometimes a school can avoid all that heartache... 89 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,630 if a teacher simply vacates his or her post. 90 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,033 You want me to quit? 91 00:04:24,036 --> 00:04:26,843 No. That's a personal decision. What I want doesn't matter. 92 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,549 But I will say this... 93 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,840 I see you flourishing in a slightly less urban teaching... 94 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:36,979 environment or perhaps in an altogether different... 95 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,561 Can I admit something? 96 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,569 You always have great hair. 97 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,118 Perhaps you'd be happy cutting hair. 98 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,536 Look, I took this meeting... 99 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,447 because Lucas spoke highly of you. 100 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,827 He better have. 101 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:56,168 But I don't think this is a good fit for Harold's. 102 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,137 Best of luck. 103 00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:59,372 Seriously? That's it? 104 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,708 Just because of where a product's made? 105 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,260 A bit racist, don't you think? 106 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,007 Okay, we're done. 107 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:08,510 No, you're done. 108 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,433 Because I'll take my business elsewhere. 109 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:12,462 Where's the bathroom? 110 00:05:12,464 --> 00:05:14,099 Uh, there. 111 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,150 Oh my god. Oh... 112 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:28,447 What the fuck? That's my fucking car! Fuck! 113 00:05:31,984 --> 00:05:35,121 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,925 There she is! 115 00:05:45,927 --> 00:05:46,894 Hey, how'd it go? 116 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:49,009 Come dance with me! 117 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,289 What's going on? 118 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,717 Shake that bony ass of yours! 119 00:05:53,984 --> 00:05:56,650 Woo! 120 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,840 What is happening? Did you sell it? 121 00:05:58,842 --> 00:05:59,982 Party bump! 122 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,605 Meg, did you sell it? 123 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,611 Can we finally get rid of all these boxes? 124 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,863 Remember all those little North Korea stickers... 125 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,322 we peeled off the bottles? 126 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,951 Yeah, of course. There were, like, 10,000 of them. 127 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,533 Well, it turns out there's 10,001. 128 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,661 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 129 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,794 I am totally and thoroughly fucked. 130 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,802 On the other hand my car got towed. 131 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,204 How was your day? 132 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,008 Meg, it's... 133 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,805 I can't. 134 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,134 I don't even wanna talk about it. 135 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,014 Wow, how much did you spend? 136 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,574 Oh, I'm gonna-I'm gonna bring it back. 137 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,813 But I'm gonna keep some socks. 138 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,594 How was school? 139 00:06:46,596 --> 00:06:48,026 Great. 140 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,194 Moss asked me to quit. 141 00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:53,403 What? 142 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,990 He thinks that I'd be happier cutting hair. 143 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,245 Did you point out that he's bald as fuck? 144 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:00,543 (LAUGHS) 145 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,377 No, I didn't tell him he was bald as fuck. 146 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,626 Are you getting fired? 147 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,673 Excuse me. 148 00:07:06,675 --> 00:07:07,584 I gotta get going. 149 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,627 Okay. 150 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,847 Can I get my clothes? 151 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:12,509 Oh, right. 152 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:14,972 Sorry. 153 00:07:14,974 --> 00:07:16,638 I can't seem to... shirt, pants... 154 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,809 - Hi. - Pants, pink underwear... 155 00:07:18,811 --> 00:07:20,605 - Hi. - Nope, that's mine. 156 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,439 Thanks for the lift. 157 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,185 You're gonna give me a good review, right? 158 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,770 Five stars. 159 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,907 You buy socks and I suck... 160 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,455 Okay, okay, I got it, I got it. 161 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,729 Hey, ladies. 162 00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:41,330 Hey! 163 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,540 What? 164 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,146 She's back?! 165 00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:48,550 - Oh my god! - Holy shit. 166 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,918 How's it going? 167 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,264 That haircut took balls, you have to hand it to her there. 168 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,807 Are we still drinking? 169 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,805 Hells to the yeah, mothafucka. 170 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,056 Sweet. 171 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,309 I'm 28-years-old, I've had a lot of success, and I'm ready. 172 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,899 Meg, you're missing the abs. 173 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,398 With whom I spend the rest of my life. 174 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,479 Why do these girls play hard to get? 175 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,941 If it was up to me I'd have his pants around his ankles... 176 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,570 by the first commercial. 177 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,529 Well, it's a game. They're playing strategy. 178 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:21,541 Actually satisfy me on a day-to-day basis. 179 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,786 I actually think I'd be pretty good on this show. 180 00:08:24,788 --> 00:08:26,754 (LAUGHS) 181 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,354 What's that supposed to mean? 182 00:08:28,357 --> 00:08:29,874 You're hardly competitive, dear. 183 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,585 You don't have an aggressive bone in your body. 184 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,175 Against these girls, you'd have to put on your big-girl pants... 185 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,631 or they'd have you for lunch. 186 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,807 I think I'd describe myself as definitely thinking outside... 187 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,180 Whatever. 188 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,603 BACHELOR: I march to the beat of my own drum. 189 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,139 Ugh. 190 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,855 A really nice day for me is wak... 191 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,103 I actually like the whole construction worker thing. 192 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,809 You know, the whole, like, works with his hands, 193 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,190 salt-of-the-earth motif. 194 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,818 The only thing salty about him is his balls. 195 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,789 Lovely, Meg. 196 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:56,559 Doesn't that just, like, roll of your tongue- 197 00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:58,862 You can have him, if I can have the fireman from last season. 198 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,879 Oh, that fireman. 199 00:09:00,882 --> 00:09:01,993 He was a panty-dropper. 200 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,497 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 201 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,966 And for the record, just because I don't sleep around... 202 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,215 doesn't mean I couldn't compete against a group of women... 203 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,922 Did you just take a shot at me? Was that a drive-by? 204 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,804 You drive-by-ed me. "Big-girl pants"? 205 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:24,512 That was a slick move. She's definitely getting a rose. 206 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,955 BACHELOR: I know it's crazy to give out roses before... 207 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:31,439 Oh my god... 208 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:31,526 the first rose ceremony, but I don't care. 209 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,317 You know, it's been a long day. I think I'm gonna go to bed. 210 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:39,102 I just opened a new bottle. Come on, let's finish it. 211 00:09:39,105 --> 00:09:40,577 KATE: No, I'm going to bed. 212 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,072 No morning re-cap. I'm watching the rest. 213 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,574 FEMALE CONTESTANT: These girls mean nothing to me. 214 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,706 This is a nightmare. 215 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,215 Kate? Kate, wake up. 216 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,815 - What, is there a fire? - No, there's no fire. 217 00:09:54,818 --> 00:09:55,922 What's wrong? What's going on? 218 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,629 We're screwed up. Our lives, things aren't going well. 219 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,464 Is it really 4:15? 220 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,648 Remember in the ninth grade when you got stung... 221 00:10:02,651 --> 00:10:04,717 by that jellyfish and I peed on you and you got really mad? 222 00:10:04,718 --> 00:10:05,678 Did you take one of my pills? 223 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,330 You were really mad until it stopped hurting, right? 224 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,106 Yeah. 225 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,229 When you're faced with a life-threatening problem... 226 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,357 which we are, you step away from the problem... 227 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,781 and in a calm, adult way, you self-medicate... 228 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,984 until the solution presents itself. 229 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,193 Okay. 230 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,199 Preferably on a beach with a margarita. 231 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,507 Okay, let's talk about it. 232 00:10:26,509 --> 00:10:27,625 Yes! That's my girl. 233 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,235 Can we plan this in the morning? 234 00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:30,624 No, we gotta go. 235 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,129 What? Where? 236 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,931 Fort Lauderdale... I used your Sky Miles. 237 00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:34,336 Today? 238 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,793 Now! Our flight's in three hours. 239 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,878 Meg, absolutely not, that's crazy. 240 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,430 I'm not going on vacation right now. You're completely insane. 241 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,746 KATE: We are going to miss this flight! 242 00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:44,213 This is completely insane! 243 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,145 Why even ask me, if you're gonna just make us... 244 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:47,888 miss the goddamn flight? 245 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,037 MEG: Sir, we can get out here. 246 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,098 KATE: Stop. Stop. Stop! 247 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,616 MEG: Don't yell at the poor guy. 248 00:10:51,619 --> 00:10:52,023 KATE: Thank you, thank you, sir. 249 00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:52,624 Thank you. 250 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,352 You pay the driver, I'll get the bags. 251 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,780 Oh my god. Look at this line! 252 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,781 We are going to miss this flight! 253 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,655 I cannot believe this. 254 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,612 I kept telling you that we had to leave. 255 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,868 KATE: This happens every single time. Look at this line! 256 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,748 There's no way we are making this flight. 257 00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:10,167 These are non-refundable tickets. 258 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,869 I told you you can take a bath... 259 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,125 or you can poach an egg and not both. 260 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,548 Meg. Meg. What're you doing? 261 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,380 - Hold on. - Get in line! 262 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,544 Excuse me. 263 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,629 My friend and I are about to miss our flight. 264 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,556 Is there any way we can come in this line? 265 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,884 Are you first class or an Elite Club member? 266 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,719 We're first-class ladies. 267 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,848 Actually, I think I am an Elite Club member... 268 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,148 if it didn't expire. 269 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,693 Hold on, let me check. 270 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:40,781 Ugh. 271 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:45,118 No, it's not... ugh. 272 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,745 Shoot. I guess not. 273 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,414 Sorry about that. 274 00:11:51,248 --> 00:11:51,880 (SIGHS) 275 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,414 Thanks for your help. And thanks for keeping us safe. 276 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,295 I just do check-in. 277 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,514 Why do you always do that? 278 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,346 - Do what? - It's embarrassing. 279 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,310 Told you. 280 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,031 You can't just cut in front of all these... 281 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:26,837 Sorry. Ugh, sorry. 282 00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:31,141 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 283 00:12:31,144 --> 00:12:33,917 Oh my god, you are the sweetest thing. 284 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,790 Don't worry about it. 285 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,041 You hungry? 286 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,543 You could have checked your bag. 287 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,713 I was trying to save some money. 288 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,299 - You okay? - Yeah. 289 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,680 You got your headphones, pills, neck pillow... 290 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,511 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 291 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,017 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be epic. 292 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,532 Yeah. 293 00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:57,520 Deep breath. 294 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,896 Ma'am, no liquids above 3.4 ounces. 295 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,198 You can dispose of it in that trash can right there. 296 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,901 You want me to get rid of it? Sure thing. 297 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,077 (CROWD MURMURS) 298 00:13:19,814 --> 00:13:20,982 Whew! 299 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,156 It's easier when it's a beer. 300 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:28,047 Have a good flight. 301 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,675 Deep breath, girl. 302 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:34,011 We're going to Florida. It's gonna be so much fun. 303 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,724 Think of the beach, think of the sunshine. 304 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,267 Here's your neck pillow. 305 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,897 Six hours in the air. Up and down. 306 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,512 Please don't say "down". 307 00:13:43,515 --> 00:13:44,321 We're still on the ground. 308 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,569 Yeah, I know, but we're high enough already. 309 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,984 Middle seats are for suckers, right? 310 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,320 You know what? I actually think it'd be better if we switched. 311 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,280 I would, but I need extra legroom. 312 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,741 It's sort of a Gandalf-Bilbo situation. 313 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,000 And I'm the hobbit? 314 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:01,037 Oh my... I'm just saying, I'm taller. 315 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:01,630 Here, take a pill. 316 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,673 - I already took a pill. - Take another. 317 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,653 Okay. 318 00:14:05,654 --> 00:14:07,022 - I'll get you a water. - No, I don't need any water... 319 00:14:07,024 --> 00:14:10,457 Excuse me, can she get a water... 320 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,217 so she can take her anti-anxiety pill? 321 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,097 Certainly. 322 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,178 Can we please keep this to ourselves? 323 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,631 I was just trying to help. 324 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:18,480 It's not like I gave him your social. 325 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,915 Just quit with the flirty routine... 326 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:20,648 it's getting really old. 327 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,819 I wasn't. Geez. Take a deep breath, girl. 328 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,188 I'm surprised you didn't show him your bra. 329 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,408 I think he might try and wear it, am I right? Uh-oh. 330 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,326 (BURPING) 331 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,296 Oh my god. Oh, my god! 332 00:14:32,299 --> 00:14:33,787 Soda's coming up. 333 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,661 Oh, Jesus Christ, Meg. 334 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,458 I feel like I am in your intestines. 335 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,080 - Take it. - Stop it! 336 00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:41,515 - Take it. - Oh my god! 337 00:14:41,518 --> 00:14:42,333 I got one more comin', too. 338 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,665 Excuse me. I think I'm in the middle there. 339 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,144 Thank you. 340 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,404 Hi. 341 00:15:12,574 --> 00:15:14,639 (BURPING) 342 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,831 Here's your water. 343 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,540 - Thank you. - Dear lord. 344 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:22,080 (MUSIC PLAYING) 345 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,030 I'm Meg, by the way. 346 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,719 Ryan. 347 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,551 So what is it, Ryan? Business or pleasure? 348 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,386 It's a wedding, actually. 349 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,518 Ah, which can sometimes feel like work, right? 350 00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:43,986 Mm. 351 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,895 I feel like last year, I was at somebody's wedding... 352 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,643 every other weekend. 353 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,320 Yeah. 354 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,579 Yeah, they uh... come in waves, don't they? 355 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,892 How about you? 356 00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:53,827 - What brings you out? - I have... 357 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,992 A girl's trip. I kinda hate that expression, but it's true. 358 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,947 We are on a trip and we are girls. 359 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,860 Okay, so you two are together? 360 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,334 Yeah, we're best friends. 361 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,163 We're just sitting in these seats because, you know... 362 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,169 middle seats are for suckers. 363 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:12,135 Ah, my, uh, reputation precedes me. 364 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,067 I love weddings. 365 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,009 As long as they're other people's. 366 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,492 Yeah, that's the truth, right? 367 00:16:19,493 --> 00:16:21,561 Single ladies in the house. 368 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,106 I'm Kate, by the way. 369 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,354 Hey, Ryan. It's good to meet you. 370 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,669 You too. 371 00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:29,312 I'm still Meg. Look at us! 372 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,863 Meg Ryan. We're America's sweetheart. 373 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,274 Do you remember that deli scene? 374 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,032 Yeah, yeah, the, uh, "I'll have what she's having". 375 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:39,605 (MOANING) 376 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,122 I think that my roommate is trying to do a scene... 377 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,375 from When Harry Met Slarry. 378 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,340 When Harry Met Smarly. 379 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,842 When Harry Met Smarly. When... Smarly Met... 380 00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:54,211 You okay? 381 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,610 (SLURRING) 382 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,047 Is she having a stroke? 383 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,682 - She's fine. She's just... - Smarly... 384 00:16:58,683 --> 00:16:59,916 - Terrified of flying. - M-marley. 385 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,185 She took some pharmaceuticals. 386 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,353 - Stay there. - I'm jealous. 387 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,477 It's gonna be all right. 388 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,486 Well, I'll, uh, stop bothering you guys. 389 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,404 Oh, you're not bothering... 390 00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:17,574 (MUSIC PLAYING) 391 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:18,795 CAPTAIN: (OVER PA) Hello, folks. 392 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,370 This is your captain speaking. 393 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,324 Hurricane Cindy has headed toward the Carolinas... 394 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,409 but it looks like she's taken a bit of a turn... 395 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,790 and now they're re-directing us to land in St. Louis. 396 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,543 We'll keep you updated as we receive additional information. 397 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,855 Oh, man. 398 00:17:31,857 --> 00:17:33,876 Since when is there a hurricane? 399 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,758 It's... been in the news, like all week. 400 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:41,016 I'm not much of a news junkie. I'm more of a bookworm. 401 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,014 This is just a hate-read. 402 00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:44,785 (BURPS) 403 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,272 Really? 404 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,901 Excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna need you to... oh, god. 405 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,649 Did you need something? 406 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,858 Put your seat up, and your friend, too, please. 407 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,534 Kate? Kate. Wake up for the male steward. 408 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,032 It's "flight attendant". I'm moving her forward. 409 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,659 We're landing soon. 410 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,115 Holy shit. 411 00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:08,707 Uh... is she... is she okay? 412 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,503 Let me just... 413 00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:13,507 (SNORING) 414 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,626 We're good. We're good. 415 00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:23,568 (MUSIC PLAYING) 416 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,396 Welcome to The Sheraton. 417 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,236 This is the pits. Fuck you, Cindy. 418 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,065 Who's Cindy? 419 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,038 The hurricane. 420 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,450 I dunno, it looks like kinda good weather for a hurricane. 421 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,207 The hurricane's in Florida, we're in St. Louis. 422 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,085 Jesus, you took way too many pills. 423 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,883 Welcome to the St. Louis Sheraton, I am Anuj. 424 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,630 - How are we today? - Not good, Anuj. 425 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,473 The airline says they lost my bag. 426 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,596 They did? Did they lose mine? 427 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,557 No, they didn't. You didn't check a bag. 428 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,892 Oh, right, I didn't check a bag. 429 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,975 My apologies, we're tight on space... 430 00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:13,225 because of the annual jewelry convention. 431 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,855 Jewelers have conventions? 432 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,655 However, I can put you both in a lovely junior suite. 433 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,165 Now, while you're here... 434 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,404 please enjoy our four-star restaurant... 435 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,611 pool, spa, and complimentary shuttle service... 436 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,077 to the majestic St. Louis Arch and finally, Tut's Tomb... 437 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,533 the number one nightclub in St. Louis two years running. 438 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,210 For that, take the elevator down to P1. 439 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,128 That's super, but we're only here for one night. 440 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,706 Excellent. Well, if you enjoy your stay, 441 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,333 I do hope you'll consider Yelping us. 442 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,505 Ugh. God. 443 00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:43,138 This is what we get for being spontaneous. 444 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,273 (GASPS) 445 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,470 Oh my god, what is that color? 446 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,803 It's not a lipstick, it's my Lip Lacerater. 447 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,603 Oh, it's fantastic. 448 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,230 Thanks. 449 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,483 Oh, hey, it's my seat mates. 450 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,951 Good to see you among the living. 451 00:19:57,953 --> 00:19:59,237 Yeah, thank you. 452 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,110 Okay, I need to go down one more I think. 453 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,783 I'm gonna work off some travel frustration at the gym. 454 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,519 Oh, god, your friend's wedding. 455 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:06,570 Yeah, yeah. It's not for a few days. 456 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,122 I was, uh, going down early for the bachelor party... 457 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,325 but those guys'll be fine. 458 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,578 No natural disaster's gonna stop my buds... 459 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,582 from getting embarrassingly drunk. 460 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:21,294 Hey, um, you guys wanna get a drink later on tonight? 461 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,800 Might as well make the best of this, right? 462 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,386 - Yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah. - Sure. Yeah. 463 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,217 - I like... I like to drink. - She does. 464 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,599 Not a lot, not to excess, but... 465 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,979 Alcohol. 466 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,768 Cool. How about 8:00? 467 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,811 Yeah, yeah, it's a date. 468 00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:38,185 Well, not a date, but a plan. 469 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,898 Yeah. 470 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,731 - Have a good workout. - Stretch, don't forget! 471 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,486 - Now don't... do gym. - Don't hurt yourself. 472 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,157 - Oh, not bad. - And it smells nice, too. 473 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,113 - Not bad at all. - Yeah. 474 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,699 And look at us, having drinks with a hot guy. 475 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,160 Hey, he's having drinks with us. 476 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:56,911 Right. 477 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,499 And who knows? Maybe one of us will hook up, if he's lucky. 478 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,380 He might go for you. 479 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,383 Or you. You're gorgeous, especially when you're loaded. 480 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,590 I am not, I look like Mickey Rourke. 481 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,680 Enough with Mickey Rourke. Why do you always say that? 482 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,186 - It's how I feel. - Stop it. 483 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,104 You're beautiful. 484 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,771 This is called "Man Getting Out of Cold Lake". Boop. Boop. 485 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,153 Ugh, thank god I packed my Spanx. 486 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,662 Oh my god, my bag. 487 00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:25,732 Can I borrow a dress? 488 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,944 Oh, I'm so sorry, I only packed one. 489 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,620 Can I wear it? 490 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,576 No. 491 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:33,616 Well, what if you... 492 00:21:33,617 --> 00:21:34,742 No. 493 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,463 Anuj. 494 00:21:37,465 --> 00:21:38,583 Is there a mall around here? 495 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,338 Can you hold on one second, please? 496 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,336 - What's that? - The closest mall? 497 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,338 Uh, that would be the Westgate Pavilion near the arch. 498 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,215 - How far is the arch? - 30 minutes without traffic. 499 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,330 Damn it. I need a dress. 500 00:21:48,332 --> 00:21:50,232 We can call a taxi for you. June, will you please call... 501 00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:52,638 No, I need one now, tonight. 502 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,618 What would you like me to do? 503 00:21:54,621 --> 00:21:55,266 Fine. 504 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:56,847 Sir, are you still there? 505 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,849 Yeah, Okay, so those last three digits... 506 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,934 How do I leave a review on Yelp? 507 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,816 Can you hold on just one more second, please? 508 00:22:03,818 --> 00:22:06,754 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 509 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,985 Hey. Wow. 510 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,363 Right? 511 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,369 Where's your other half? 512 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,122 I don't know. Might just be me. 513 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,750 Well, you uh, you look very nice. 514 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:24,025 Thank you. I didn't pack too much 'cause it's really... 515 00:22:24,028 --> 00:22:26,761 just a girl's trip, but I thought, you know... 516 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,003 I thought I'd try something with what I have... 517 00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,838 Holy shit. 518 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,762 You look amazing. 519 00:22:35,764 --> 00:22:37,865 You like it? I wasn't sure I could pull it off. 520 00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:39,272 No, no. You look great. 521 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,021 Meg's an expert at pulling off a dress. 522 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,024 Okay, uh, let me go see if I can snag us a booth. 523 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,343 Where did you get that? 524 00:22:49,849 --> 00:22:51,280 Crazy, right? 525 00:22:48,345 --> 00:22:50,979 The Indian dude at the front desk. His mom loaned it to me. 526 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,576 That is so crazy. 527 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,658 Hey there, you ladies here for Jewel Con? 528 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,911 No, uh, we're just... we're meeting some friends. 529 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,415 Yes, yes, you are... us. Namaste. 530 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,042 I'm Craig, precious gems are my specialty. 531 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,341 Chuck here is in, uh, high-end watch repair. 532 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,384 Shahar does imports. 533 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,758 "Shahar" is Hebrew for "sunrise"... 534 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,932 which you will experience tomorrow morning in my bed. 535 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,894 That was smooth. That was very smooth. 536 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,723 She didn't refuse, that's good. 537 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,559 - Yeah, well... - I have cocaine. 538 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,639 Whoa, Chuck, put it away. 539 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,559 He's very excited he has cocaine. 540 00:23:23,561 --> 00:23:24,602 He's been showing it to everybody. 541 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,233 I smuggled it on the plane in my underpants. 542 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,274 Enough about us, and you guys are...? 543 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,800 Undercover federal agents investigating... 544 00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,236 a counterfeit diamond ring. 545 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:36,868 So you can either step aside and let us do our job... 546 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,383 or I'll give Kate here the green light to shove her taser... 547 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:40,784 in your ass and light you up. 548 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:42,623 Okay, sorry, officers. 549 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,253 Let's go. 550 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,682 Hey. I glommed on to some fellow travelers. 551 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,389 This is Roger and Nancy, Kate and Meg. 552 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,646 Oh my god, you look like a fucking princess. 553 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,318 Thanks, it's a sari. 554 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,112 Honey, you got nothing to be sorry about. 555 00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,236 Roger and Nancy are celebrating their anniversary. 556 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,989 Ten years and I think I'll keep her. 557 00:24:14,991 --> 00:24:16,991 Aw. 558 00:24:16,993 --> 00:24:18,391 That's sweet. 559 00:24:18,394 --> 00:24:22,429 Shit. Category four? 560 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,017 NANCY: So much for losing steam. 561 00:24:24,018 --> 00:24:25,378 ROGER: No one's getting out of here tomorrow. 562 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,664 I'm not gonna make the rehearsal dinner. 563 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,250 Oh, come on, don't think like that. 564 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,882 Yeah, hurricanes are notoriously unpredictable. 565 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,590 That's why they name them after women, right? 566 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,767 It was a slam-dunk case, see this guy didn't have a prayer... 567 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,266 but he did have this gorgeous defense attorney. 568 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,848 Gorgeous and gifted defense attorney. 569 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,434 NANCY: All charges were dropped. 570 00:24:46,437 --> 00:24:47,684 Well, not entirely... 571 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,818 I did manage to negotiate into the plea bargain... 572 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,771 that Nancy go on a date with me. 573 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,859 First time in my career, I got two men off in one day. 574 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,160 More than once, as I recall. 575 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:58,772 I could have you dis-barred, you know? 576 00:24:58,774 --> 00:25:00,580 Yeah? I could have you mounted. 577 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,874 - NANCY: I'll mount you. - ROGER: Did you bring the cuffs? 578 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,917 - I'll blindfold you first. - Oh, interrogation. 579 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,665 Or Q & A? Mm. 580 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,172 I think we lost them. 581 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,296 What about you guys? What do you do? 582 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,298 I'm a CEO. 583 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,846 Wow. 584 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,847 I sell a line of skin care products. 585 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,720 You know Michelle Obama? 586 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,176 Is she a client? 587 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,895 Well, obviously I can't talk about it... 588 00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:25,014 but how about her skin? 589 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:28,316 Damn. Damn. What about you, Kate? 590 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,569 I'm a teacher... I teach high school. 591 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:32,987 Oh, nice. 592 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,983 Special needs high school. 593 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,114 Wow. Is that hard? 594 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:42,242 You know what's hard is not being with them right now. 595 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,791 A lot of people think that I teach them... but... 596 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,914 but really, you know, they teach me. 597 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,370 Yeah. 598 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,206 The blind teach me how to listen better... 599 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,462 and the mute teach me... 600 00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:58,263 you know, not to talk so much, so I'm gonna stop. 601 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,929 Man, I can't compete with you two. 602 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,431 I'm just a firefighter. 603 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:07,647 - (MUSIC PLAYING) - ♫ Boy boy boy boy boy ♫ 604 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,641 ANUJ: All right, what's up, everybody? Come on. 605 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,310 Eh-yo, this is DJ Spooj, rhymes with Anuj... 606 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:15,818 'cause we both gonna be on your face by the end of the night. 607 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,849 All the junkies in the house say "ho". 608 00:26:18,851 --> 00:26:19,451 CROWD: Ho! 609 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,615 ANUJ: All the wacky knickers in the house say "eh-yo". 610 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,911 CROWD: Eh-yo! 611 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,792 ANUJ: All right, let's get to it. 612 00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:25,866 Have a good night, everybody. 613 00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:28,668 ♫ …can't speak You give me chills all over ♫ 614 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,632 You guys wanna dance? 615 00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:31,378 Who me? 616 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:35,733 ♫ I had no idea I could feel this high up on another ♫ 617 00:26:35,735 --> 00:26:39,036 ♫ Until one day you had to get on up ♫ 618 00:26:39,038 --> 00:26:42,740 ♫ You dirty scumbag liar breaking my heart ♫ 619 00:26:42,742 --> 00:26:45,275 ♫ And though the whole world crumbled ♫ 620 00:26:45,277 --> 00:26:46,778 ♫ You still found a way ♫ 621 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:51,381 ♫ To put Humpty back together again ♫ 622 00:26:51,383 --> 00:26:56,352 ♫ Boy meets girl boy likes girl and tries to get with girl ♫ 623 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,732 If you're having a good time. You guys know what to do. 624 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,404 Yelp us. 625 00:27:00,406 --> 00:27:03,593 ♫ Boy meets girl boy loses girl realize he loves her ♫ 626 00:27:03,595 --> 00:27:09,067 ♫ Then boy gets girl back again and again ♫ 627 00:27:09,069 --> 00:27:17,074 ♫ And so the story begins and ends the same way again ♫ 628 00:27:17,076 --> 00:27:20,311 ♫ As promised 'cause we're only human ♫ 629 00:27:20,313 --> 00:27:23,449 ♫ All looking for true love true love ♫ 630 00:27:23,451 --> 00:27:26,751 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 631 00:27:26,753 --> 00:27:30,960 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 632 00:27:30,962 --> 00:27:34,362 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 633 00:27:34,364 --> 00:27:38,360 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 634 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,279 Oh shit, let's get a muh-fuckin dance circle up in here! 635 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,110 Show DJ Spooj what you got! 636 00:27:44,111 --> 00:27:47,836 ♫ Boy boy boy boy boy ♫ 637 00:27:47,838 --> 00:27:51,574 ♫ Girl girl girl girl girl ♫ 638 00:27:51,576 --> 00:27:55,312 ♫ Boy boy boy boy boy ♫ 639 00:27:55,314 --> 00:27:59,050 ♫ Girl girl girl girl girl ♫ 640 00:28:00,049 --> 00:28:03,752 ♫ Dreamer believer has anybody seen her ♫ 641 00:28:03,754 --> 00:28:05,907 ♫ Or him it don't matter ♫ 642 00:28:05,909 --> 00:28:07,812 ♫ Wherever true love's at yeah ♫ 643 00:28:07,814 --> 00:28:11,114 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 644 00:28:11,116 --> 00:28:15,323 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 645 00:28:15,325 --> 00:28:18,725 ♫ Oh oh oh ♫ 646 00:28:18,727 --> 00:28:22,723 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 647 00:28:23,921 --> 00:28:26,456 ♫ Boy meets girl boy likes girl ♫ 648 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,324 ♫ And tries to get with girl ♫ 649 00:28:28,326 --> 00:28:31,227 ♫ Boy kisses girl and girl likes that ♫ 650 00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:32,335 ♫ Boy cheats… ♫ 651 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,955 Meg! Hey! Your boob is hanging out! 652 00:28:36,721 --> 00:28:39,090 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 653 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,048 Got it. 654 00:28:40,049 --> 00:28:41,176 ♫ …again ♫ 655 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:48,634 ♫ And so the story begins and ends the same way… ♫ 656 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,307 How long was it out? 657 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,439 20 seconds. 658 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:58,519 That's the length of a fucking Geico commercial. 659 00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,480 You know, I'm impressed anyone... 660 00:29:00,482 --> 00:29:02,230 could have upstaged that flight attendant. 661 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,781 Well, this is you, guys. 662 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,913 I had a... I had a really good time tonight. 663 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,787 Yeah, me too... despite, you know... 664 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,502 - Night. - Night. 665 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,173 Hey. 666 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:22,424 - Yeah? - What's up? 667 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,502 You know, since we're gonna be stuck here tomorrow... 668 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,713 it may be nice to see the city. 669 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,345 Maybe get a little crazy, buy a St. Louis magnet for the fridge? 670 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,512 Yeah, I-I actually need a magnet. 671 00:29:31,515 --> 00:29:32,472 I have a fridge. 672 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,179 Great. Let's just connect in the morning then. 673 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,640 - Okay. Goodnight. - Goodnight. 674 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,384 Hey, you know what? 675 00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:39,350 I uh, I'm actually gonna ride up with you. 676 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,982 The, uh, the ice machine on our floor is broken, so... 677 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,779 - Oh. - What do you need ice for? 678 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,473 Ice water. 679 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,152 We... we both have keys. 680 00:29:46,475 --> 00:29:48,742 Wait, you can't go. I need you to open our door. 681 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,703 I left mine in the room. 682 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,280 - I think that's the bell... - Well here, whatever... 683 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,785 you can... you can just take mine. 684 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,118 You know what? I'll just go with you. 685 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,669 Don't be silly, you don't need two people to get ice. 686 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:00,038 Thank you. 687 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,587 I just thought it would be easier for you. 688 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,756 Elevator's closing, good luck with the ice, guys. 689 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:03,958 - Oh, goodnight! - Goodnight! 690 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,377 MEG: Ice? Really? 691 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:06,860 At least I didn't pull my boob out. 692 00:30:06,862 --> 00:30:08,679 Do you think I did that on purpose? 693 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,349 I know that you did. You have great tits. 694 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,341 That's insane! 695 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,222 Listen, I know you wanna do your thing... 696 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,929 - Not the great tits part. - But I actually like him. 697 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,217 - Well, I love him. - You love him? 698 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,586 Yes, I love him. 699 00:30:20,588 --> 00:30:22,221 You don't even know his last name. 700 00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:24,608 So? Do Romeo and Juliet know each other's last name? 701 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,440 Yes! Montague and Capulet. 702 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,493 Oh, I'm an English teacher. 703 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,945 I want him. 704 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,206 Not this time. 705 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,751 You want me to choose? 706 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,749 Whichever, we're totally cool with it. 707 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,671 Yeah, totally. I'm cool, too. 708 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:46,651 Well, I mean, they say the St. Louis art museum's pretty... 709 00:30:46,653 --> 00:30:49,303 great, but what a day to hit the botanical gardens, right? 710 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,257 Or door number three. 711 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,763 Boom! A hot air balloon ride! 712 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,061 - Now that is rad. - A balloon? 713 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,570 He said he wanted to see the city. 714 00:30:58,571 --> 00:30:59,605 This way he can see all of it. 715 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,559 Aw, man, this seems way more fun than paintings and plants. 716 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,819 Yeah well, you know, it's not just paintings, it's... 717 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,067 it's furniture and sculptures and... 718 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,691 Oh, I forgot your fear of heights. 719 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,073 Oh... oh, we don't have to do the balloon ride. 720 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,820 Oh, no, I know. 721 00:31:14,821 --> 00:31:15,450 How about you hit the museum... 722 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,452 Ryan and I will go in the balloon... 723 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,078 and then we can all meet up for dinner later. 724 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,788 Yeah, if you're scared of flying. 725 00:31:20,790 --> 00:31:22,412 No, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 726 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,544 It's just airplanes, so I'll go. I'm going. 727 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,561 - You sure? - Yeah, absolutely. 728 00:31:27,563 --> 00:31:28,627 It'll be an adventure. 729 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,630 All right then... go ballooning. 730 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,589 PILOT: The ride should last about an hour. 731 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,305 My brother will follow us in the chase car. 732 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,762 Make sure all personal belongings are secure. 733 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:42,439 Also, for the lovers, we have cold champagne for purchase. 734 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,517 Okay, any questions? 735 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,605 Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you see? 736 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:49,207 Woo! 737 00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:53,194 Uh, don't worry, ma'am. I, uh, see just fine. 738 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,372 Just messing with you. All right then. 739 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,408 Let's touch the sky! 740 00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:03,146 Woo! 741 00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,378 Here we go! 742 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:07,751 (MUSIC PLAYING) 743 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:21,892 Yeah! 744 00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,060 Wow. 745 00:32:35,061 --> 00:32:36,611 Beautiful, isn't it? 746 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,246 St. Louis doesn't look so bad from up here. 747 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,324 It's pretty spectacular, right? 748 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,330 Yeah, it's really great. 749 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,127 You okay? You're sweating. 750 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,798 Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm just... I'm really hot. 751 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:52,173 It'll be nice and cool when we hit about 2,000 feet. 752 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,253 How high are we right now? 753 00:32:54,254 --> 00:32:55,346 - 500. - (RETCHES) 754 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,767 You, uh, you sure you're okay? 755 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,727 Yes, yes, yes. 756 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,183 No, no, no, no, no! You get me down right now! 757 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,859 Get me down right now! 758 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,107 Ma'am, ma'am, we gotta go up to catch the current. 759 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,734 Fuck the fucking current! 760 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,551 I think she's having a panic attack. 761 00:33:14,553 --> 00:33:15,851 - Oh, great. - Shh. 762 00:33:15,853 --> 00:33:16,985 - (HYPERVENTILATING) - She's fine. 763 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,241 Breathe. Breathe. 764 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,371 Find your breath. Look at me. Find your breath. 765 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:27,750 I'm sorry. I didn't want to disappoint you. 766 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,832 Now let's take my hands, stare into my eyes. 767 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:32,883 They're... so beautiful. 768 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,837 Like... like a... robin's egg. 769 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,180 Let's sing a song, you and me, okay? 770 00:33:38,729 --> 00:33:42,596 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♫ 771 00:33:42,597 --> 00:33:44,932 ♫ Like you're less than ♫ 772 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,522 Is that Pink? 773 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,648 I don't know, it was the first song that came to my head. 774 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:49,817 I kinda like her. 775 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,026 I like her, too. 776 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,529 - Ready? - Yeah. 777 00:33:53,975 --> 00:33:56,950 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♫ 778 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,194 - Oh, jeez. - Gosh, this is fun. 779 00:33:59,616 --> 00:34:02,783 RYAN: ♫ Fucking perfect ♫ 780 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,574 This is so fucking fun. 781 00:34:02,786 --> 00:34:04,289 RYAN: ♫ Pretty pretty please ♫ 782 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,375 - Jeez. - How much for the champagne? 783 00:34:06,586 --> 00:34:08,498 $100 with tax. I take credit cards. 784 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,171 Are you insane? That's a $20 bottle of brut. 785 00:34:12,828 --> 00:34:15,663 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel ♫ 786 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,295 You're welcome to shop around. 787 00:34:15,665 --> 00:34:18,066 ♫ Like you're less than ♫ 788 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,924 I'll take the fucking champagne. 789 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:19,934 ♫ Fucking perfect ♫ 790 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,427 Look who has bubbly. 791 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,306 Let's drink some champagne and really take in this view. 792 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:25,986 You know, I'm not sure alcohol... 793 00:34:25,987 --> 00:34:27,434 is a good idea for her right now. 794 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,062 I wasn't talking about her. She's fine. 795 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,189 This happens all the time. 796 00:34:32,191 --> 00:34:34,896 - Shh. - Oh, you should go and have fun. 797 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,323 Hey, I am having fun. 798 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,410 Me, too. So much fun. 799 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,912 - Agh, my eye! - Oh, shit! Shit! 800 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,872 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 801 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,368 Did you hit him in his good eye? 802 00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:49,919 She hit me in my only eye! 803 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,086 KATE: What?! 804 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,255 Here, let me take a look, let me take a look. 805 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:54,667 Is it bad? I can't see. 806 00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:56,083 Yeah, you got a small cut. 807 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:57,919 - Oh god, he's crying blood! - Your pupil is red. 808 00:34:58,138 --> 00:34:59,549 - Shit! Shit! - I don't think it's too serious. 809 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:01,339 - There's a little bit of blood. - Oh my god we're gonna die! 810 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,221 Everybody calm down! No one's going to die! 811 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,428 We're just gonna have to land a little early, okay? 812 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,228 - Okay. - Okay. 813 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,980 Now, I just gotta ask: has anybody ever piloted... 814 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,231 a hot air balloon before? 815 00:35:16,398 --> 00:35:17,764 - (SCREAMING) 816 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,154 What? 817 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,098 What the fuck are you talking about? 818 00:35:20,101 --> 00:35:21,359 PILOT: Calm down! It's gonna be all right! 819 00:35:21,361 --> 00:35:24,332 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 820 00:35:25,432 --> 00:35:27,665 (SCREAMING) 821 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,667 (ALL SCREAMING) 822 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,626 - Are you okay? - No! 823 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,084 Oh my god! Oh my god! 824 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:39,826 - PILOT: Can somebody call for an ambulance? - Oh my god! 825 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,388 Please! Please be quiet! 826 00:35:39,015 --> 00:35:41,048 ♫ Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever ♫ 827 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,634 Shut the fuck up! 828 00:35:45,636 --> 00:35:48,640 (DISTANT SCREAMING) 829 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,554 Please! Oh my god! Oh my god! 830 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,307 Que pasa? 831 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:02,195 Hey, how was the balloon ride? Nice view of the arch, right? 832 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,446 It was great. 833 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,870 I have some good news from the airlines. 834 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,492 The flight's back on? 835 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,075 No, they found your bag. 836 00:36:09,077 --> 00:36:10,324 I'm so sorry, I should have led with that. 837 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,250 Yes! Thank you, Anuj. 838 00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:14,545 Well, shall we celebrate being alive? 839 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,338 Honestly, I think I'm just gonna relax. 840 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:19,633 I'm gonna go upstairs, call Florida, maybe hit the pool. 841 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:20,903 - Oh, I'll join you! - I'll come with you. 842 00:36:20,905 --> 00:36:22,341 I love the pool. 843 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,547 Now that I have a suitcase, I don't have to go naked. 844 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,590 Maybe I'll just go naked. 845 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,146 Oh my god, I hate myself. 846 00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,352 I think I'm ready. 847 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,318 Oh, cute suit. 848 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,150 I'll see you by the pool. 849 00:36:51,023 --> 00:36:54,559 (MUSIC PLAYING) 850 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,304 KATE: Lacerater. 851 00:37:15,076 --> 00:37:18,547 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 852 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,778 Can I get two Mai Tai's over here? 853 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,703 Hey! 854 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,168 This is amazing. 855 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,665 You've got to try it. 856 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,464 It looks very inviting. 857 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,917 I was actually wondering if you're not doing anything later- 858 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,504 First, I wasn't talking to you, and second... 859 00:37:45,506 --> 00:37:46,425 it's not gonna happen, okay? 860 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,422 Um, this is closed. 861 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,348 And it's not what you think, that you're not hot enough... 862 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,426 because you're totally hot enough. 863 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:53,931 I've dated way lower. 864 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,476 This seat is taken. 865 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:59,729 Guys, leave the seat next to Meg open. 866 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,439 Come on, scoot. 867 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,861 There you go. 868 00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:07,995 - Huh. - Seriously? What are you doing? 869 00:38:07,998 --> 00:38:09,952 Yeah, I don't know. 870 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,119 KATE: Hey! 871 00:38:11,121 --> 00:38:12,990 (MAN WHISTLING) 872 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,792 Hey, Ryan! Look, I snagged us a chair. 873 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:22,439 Oh my god. Oh, Jesus mother fu... Oh... oh my god. 874 00:38:22,441 --> 00:38:23,674 Oh my god, oh... 875 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,298 I think I might just lay out for a bit. 876 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:32,566 Wow, you look great. 877 00:38:32,569 --> 00:38:33,392 Oh, thanks. 878 00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,144 Stop. 879 00:38:41,649 --> 00:38:46,084 Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! 880 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,858 See, this is a definition of "cock block". 881 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:50,659 I'm really sorry about today. 882 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,704 Thank you so much. I'm really... I'm embarrassed. 883 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:56,578 Embarrassed? I'm the one that sang Pink. 884 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,118 I have the feeling that that's not the first time... 885 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,794 that you've sang that out loud. 886 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,337 RYAN: No comment. 887 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:03,710 Wanna take a dip? 888 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:05,545 Um, actually I think we're just gonna hang out here... 889 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:06,967 Yeah, I wouldn't mind swimming. 890 00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:09,091 Yeah, me, too. I'd love to do that. 891 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:10,841 I'll come, too. 892 00:39:10,843 --> 00:39:12,445 (KIDS LAUGHING) 893 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,015 - You don't see that much. - What? 894 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,850 A hotel pool you can actually dive in. 895 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,639 We love diving! 896 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,083 We used to go every summer at your... 897 00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:23,901 At my dad's houseboat! 898 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,479 You were so nervous to jump in at first, remember? 899 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:28,155 You told me there were piranhas in the lake... 900 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,608 and it freaked me out... that was so mean of you. 901 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,739 You're just mad 'cause I always beat you at diving. 902 00:39:32,954 --> 00:39:34,555 That's 'cause your dad was the judge. 903 00:39:34,557 --> 00:39:35,287 I would have won with an impartial jury. 904 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,897 I was so much better than you. 905 00:39:36,899 --> 00:39:37,785 That's funny. 906 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,292 Well, you got one now. 907 00:39:44,462 --> 00:39:47,462 (MUSIC PLAYING) 908 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:51,508 Okay, let's start with the basics. Jack knife. 909 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,602 You call that a jack knife? That was more like a belly flop. 910 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,975 And deduct points for splash, that's the Olympic rules. 911 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:02,272 Got it. 912 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:05,567 Now, a jack knife... the right way. 913 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:06,727 Whoa. 914 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,905 Oh, shit. 915 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:14,656 Impartial judge gives you a five... both of you. 916 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,572 Time to step it up, back flip. 917 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,331 Go on, do it. 918 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:22,500 Okay! 919 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,083 Nice! 920 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:30,713 That was your best back flip? 921 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,223 What're you doing? 922 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,806 Forward one-and-a-half tuck. 923 00:40:44,193 --> 00:40:46,358 - Uh... - What is that? 924 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,439 Are you crazy? That is so dangerous. 925 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:50,619 - Still scared, I guess. - No, I'm not scared. 926 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:51,819 It's gonna kick out. 927 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,323 Okay, fine, go ahead, go ahead, do what you want. 928 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,325 Front one-and-a-half tuck. 929 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,957 Oh my god. 930 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,005 That hurts. 931 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,097 Ooh, oh, no! 932 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,376 KATE: Meg? Meg, are you all right? 933 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:15,759 Why are you just sitting down there? Are you okay? 934 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,848 KATE: Meg? Are you coming up? 935 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,186 Meg, are you alive? Meg! 936 00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:39,966 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 937 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,541 Hi. 938 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:50,956 Hey. 939 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,960 Are we drinking? 940 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,596 She'll have a Screwdriver. 941 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:04,837 Not so much ice. 942 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,226 Just three cubes. 943 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,685 Are you okay? 944 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:11,859 Yeah. 945 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:13,772 Actually, no. 946 00:42:13,774 --> 00:42:15,360 I think I turned my eyelid inside out. 947 00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:17,316 Oh, there's my girls. 948 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,401 Can I have two Tequila Sunrises? 949 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,031 Did you hear the weather report? 950 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,954 They said that the hurricane has passed through... 951 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,909 so you two might get a little beach time after all. 952 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:27,625 Great. 953 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:27,277 Hm. 954 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:28,911 Ah, great. 955 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,213 Yeah, a few days of a time share isn't as good as a week... 956 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:34,417 but you know, I'll take what I can get. 957 00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:37,507 I'm not gonna see Roger again for a month. 958 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:38,854 Is he traveling? 959 00:42:38,856 --> 00:42:40,339 Back to the wife and kids. 960 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,992 Thank you. 961 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:44,393 I-I'm sorry, back to where? 962 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,687 Roger's married, just not to me. 963 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,434 You were celebrating your anniversary. 964 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:49,685 Of a love affair. 965 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,055 Fuck you, don't judge me. 'Cause I don't like that. 966 00:42:55,057 --> 00:42:56,279 'Cause let me tell you something. 967 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:59,655 I am a lady who demands perfection, okay? 968 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,034 Is it fair to his wife? 969 00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:02,036 No. 970 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:02,737 Is it fair to his kids? 971 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:04,287 No. 972 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:05,706 I don't care. 973 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,580 Because I would do anything for Roger. 974 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,540 NANCY: I would die for that man. 975 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:13,379 Wow. 976 00:43:11,988 --> 00:43:13,421 It's true. I'd kill for him. 977 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,879 I'd kill his family, I'd kill his wife. 978 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,359 Anybody got in my way, I'd kill 'em. 979 00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:18,336 Right there. Kill 'em. 980 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,671 I'd kill you, I'd kill you, I'd kill everyone. 981 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:24,054 And I know how to do it, too, 'cause my brother's a Navy Seal. 982 00:43:27,269 --> 00:43:28,269 Oh... 983 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:27,861 I'm just kidding! 984 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,063 It was a joke. But seriously, you know? 985 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,013 Sometimes you just gotta take what you want... 986 00:43:36,015 --> 00:43:37,362 whatever the cost. 987 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,656 Because at the end of the day, nobody gives a shit... 988 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:42,325 whether you're happy or not, you know what I'm sayin'? 989 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,574 You can put their drinks on my tab. 990 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:48,957 Thanks for everything, guys. 991 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:58,212 - Ryan! - Ryan! 992 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,918 - No, no, no! - Wait! Wait up! 993 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,507 - Oh, hey! - There he is. 994 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:05,932 - KATE: Hey. - Oh, hey. 995 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,386 I, uh, was actually looking for you two. 996 00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,687 Oh, well, look and you shall find. 997 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,894 Yeah, I wanted to see you guys before I left. 998 00:44:14,353 --> 00:44:15,351 Hey. 999 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,944 There's my road buddy. 1000 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,152 - Ladies. - Hi. 1001 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,763 How's your eye, Meg? 1002 00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:20,296 - It's fine. - It looks a little... 1003 00:44:20,299 --> 00:44:21,190 You're leaving now? 1004 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:22,820 Yeah, didn't you see the weather report? 1005 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:24,867 Our flight's gonna be back on any moment. 1006 00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,116 I'm out of time. I just, you know, can't take the chance. 1007 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,597 If we drive through the night... 1008 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:29,698 I can get you to Fort by morning. 1009 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:30,998 What fort? 1010 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,042 Oh, local speak, Fort Lauderdale. 1011 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,667 You're going on a road trip with a complete stranger? 1012 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:38,545 He could be a serial killer for all you know. 1013 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,250 I'm not a serial killer. 1014 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:43,007 That's exactly what a serial killer would say. 1015 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,339 You're something, you know that? Let's hit the road. 1016 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:46,656 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1017 00:44:46,658 --> 00:44:48,642 Serial killer. That's great. 1018 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,928 Awesome meeting you both. 1019 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:53,847 - Bye. - Bye. 1020 00:44:55,549 --> 00:44:57,315 (INHALES) 1021 00:44:58,905 --> 00:44:59,895 All right. 1022 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,065 Yeah, okay. 1023 00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:08,745 - Bye. - Wait! 1024 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,291 - Got room for one more? - Oh, shit. 1025 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,912 I'll just be one minute. 1026 00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:17,079 Hey, you know what? Make that... make that two! 1027 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,130 I'll be right back, okay? 1028 00:45:21,844 --> 00:45:24,507 I can't help it. I love fucked up women. 1029 00:45:24,509 --> 00:45:26,643 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1030 00:45:26,645 --> 00:45:28,646 ♫ Yeah a steward you could be ♫ 1031 00:45:28,648 --> 00:45:31,782 ♫ And I'm your DJ You're my record of the week ♫ 1032 00:45:31,784 --> 00:45:34,897 ♫ And we'll do everything ♫ 1033 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,561 I gotta say, I did not see this coming. 1034 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,896 A little company, a little conversation. 1035 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,898 Usually I'd just be blasting my tunes. 1036 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,775 Uh, by the way, are you guys on Google Plus? 1037 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,276 - No. - No, I'm on Tinder. 1038 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,734 Well, get on it. We should all be in each other's circles. 1039 00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:48,685 How long is the drive? 1040 00:45:49,816 --> 00:45:51,450 Uh, 17 hours? 1041 00:45:49,688 --> 00:45:51,487 Oh, it'll be no time at all. I know all the back ways. 1042 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,715 I've got a million songs on this thing... 1043 00:45:53,717 --> 00:45:55,042 so we're all covered on music. 1044 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:59,122 Right now we're listening to the "south on I-24 mix". 1045 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,206 Please wait four songs before complaining. 1046 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:04,880 This is gonna be fun. Seven hours, no sweat. 1047 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,507 Seventeen. 1048 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:07,803 Oh. 1049 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,968 I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I'm bringing an apple... 1050 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:17,272 a banana, an egg, a frog, a um... 1051 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,190 griffon, a haberdasher, 1052 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:22,566 an icicle, a jackalope, and a knight. 1053 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,478 Ha! 1054 00:46:23,038 --> 00:46:24,772 It was "k", and you're an English teacher! 1055 00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:26,948 No, it is "k", it's "k", like a knight in shining armor. 1056 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,617 I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I'm bringing an apple... 1057 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,412 a banana, a Chihuahua, a dolphin, an egg, a frog... 1058 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,240 a griffon, a haberdasher, an icicle, a jackalope... 1059 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,325 a knight, and a labradoodle. 1060 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,377 - Meg, it's your turn! - Nice work! 1061 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:42,126 Okay, I'm going to Fort Lauderdale and I hate this fucking game. 1062 00:46:42,128 --> 00:46:45,467 (MUSIC CHANGES) 1063 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:48,924 - Gin. - Son of a bitch. 1064 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,506 You know what? I wanna sit in the back. 1065 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:51,707 - I'd hate me, too. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1066 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,474 - No, no switching! - It's my turn! 1067 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:56,144 - No, no, hey, hey, no switching! - What're you doing? 1068 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,554 Get back in the front. 1069 00:46:57,556 --> 00:46:58,347 Just get right there. 1070 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,649 Go, so I can sit here! 1071 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,226 - What're you doing? - It's my turn! 1072 00:47:02,228 --> 00:47:06,029 (MUSIC CHANGES) 1073 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,190 - Hey. - Thank you. 1074 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:13,070 They always put too much ice in this. 1075 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,203 Ah, what're you doing? 1076 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:20,521 Come on. Ugh. 1077 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:27,891 ♫ Headed down to the beach hand in hand just you and me ♫ 1078 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:32,139 Oh my god. Oh my god, did you seriously do that? 1079 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,417 - That is disgusting. - Oooh. 1080 00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:36,383 Oh my god. Oh my god! Open down the window! 1081 00:47:36,385 --> 00:47:37,787 - Agh, dude! - For God's sakes! 1082 00:47:37,789 --> 00:47:38,766 That is disgusting! 1083 00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:41,202 ♫ You've got the world at your feet ♫ 1084 00:47:41,204 --> 00:47:45,239 ♫ Success has been so easy for you ♫ 1085 00:47:45,241 --> 00:47:47,141 ♫ But don't forget it's me ♫ 1086 00:47:47,143 --> 00:47:49,277 ♫ Who put you where you are now ♫ 1087 00:47:49,279 --> 00:47:53,380 ♫ And I can put you back down too ♫ 1088 00:47:53,382 --> 00:47:57,385 ♫ Don't don't you want me ♫ 1089 00:47:57,387 --> 00:47:59,086 ♫ You know I can't believe it ♫ 1090 00:47:59,088 --> 00:48:01,655 ♫ When I hear that you won't see me ♫ 1091 00:48:01,657 --> 00:48:05,663 ♫ Don't don't you want me ♫ 1092 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,831 It smells nice. 1093 00:48:13,784 --> 00:48:16,717 Not that you have any. 1094 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,568 It's lavender. It's great for dry skin. 1095 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,595 Feels good. 1096 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:23,356 Minerals, essential vitamins, and extracts. 1097 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:24,358 (SENDS MESSAGE) 1098 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,024 Also a shit ton of honey. 1099 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,148 It's like sticking your hand in a beehive. 1100 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,149 Careful, don't get stung. 1101 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,315 - (MESSAGE ALERT) - Oh my god. 1102 00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:33,025 - What? - It's from Meg's mom. 1103 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,076 I texted her to wish her a happy birthday and... 1104 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,323 It's not her birthday. 1105 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,201 She sent me this photo of when we were in high school. 1106 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:39,577 What photo? 1107 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:42,409 Oh my god. When is this from? 1108 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,461 - It's, uh, prom. - (RYAN LAUGHS) 1109 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:45,666 RYAN: What is that on your head? 1110 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,797 - It's um... - It's nothing, it's just a hat. 1111 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,864 It's a helmet. It's a protective helmet... for her skull. 1112 00:48:49,867 --> 00:48:51,376 Uh, may I see? 1113 00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,229 Oh, yeah, my nephew had one of those when he was three... 1114 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:56,463 and a half months old, 'cause his head was shaped... 1115 00:48:56,465 --> 00:48:58,512 like a zucchini and they were trying to reshape it. 1116 00:48:58,686 --> 00:48:59,952 Was your head shaped like a zucchini? 1117 00:48:59,954 --> 00:49:01,099 No, I just had migraines. 1118 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,710 She had this really rare condition. 1119 00:49:02,713 --> 00:49:05,282 It was um, what was it? It was complex... 1120 00:49:05,284 --> 00:49:07,108 Complex chiari malformation. 1121 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,982 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Malformation. It was horrible. 1122 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:11,938 The kids just called her horrible names. 1123 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,070 She wore the thing for six months. It was terrible. 1124 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,572 That sucks. Man, kids can be so mean, you know? 1125 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,356 - Yeah. - Hmm. 1126 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,283 Scrotum head. 1127 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:24,944 Reservoir tip. 1128 00:49:24,946 --> 00:49:26,078 Captain Retard. 1129 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,265 Soft-skull Smurf... it was horrible. 1130 00:49:29,268 --> 00:49:30,548 I just tried to be there for her, though. 1131 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:32,295 No matter what the kids called her. 1132 00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:34,377 Well, she's lucky to have you as a friend. 1133 00:49:34,597 --> 00:49:37,340 I actually feel really lucky because her struggles... 1134 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:41,177 really, they inspired me to... to teach special needs kids... 1135 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,682 so... so, thank you, Meg. 1136 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,309 Hmm. 1137 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:51,395 Scrotum head... that's pretty good. 1138 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,829 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 1139 00:50:19,556 --> 00:50:20,757 Oh, I'm good. 1140 00:50:17,832 --> 00:50:20,054 You guys want something to drink? I'm buyin'. 1141 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:24,098 Oh, I'm good, too. 1142 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,350 Oh... hi. 1143 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:32,986 Hi, how are you today? 1144 00:50:32,989 --> 00:50:34,567 Oh, not bad. 1145 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,365 Oh, yeah, thank you. 1146 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,399 (FLIES BUZZING) 1147 00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:42,988 Oh my god. 1148 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:47,785 Oh my god. 1149 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,090 Oh god. 1150 00:50:59,530 --> 00:51:00,130 Oh! 1151 00:51:00,964 --> 00:51:02,132 (COUGHS) 1152 00:51:05,835 --> 00:51:09,005 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1153 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,650 (PEEING) 1154 00:51:22,652 --> 00:51:24,518 (DOOR KNOB TURNS) 1155 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,948 Occupied! 1156 00:51:29,282 --> 00:51:31,186 Ugh. 1157 00:51:34,522 --> 00:51:35,122 Ah! ugh. 1158 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,052 All right. 1159 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:41,958 (JIGGLES DOOR) 1160 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:51,605 Meg, is that you? 1161 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:53,687 It's Scrotum head, bitch. 1162 00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:54,983 KATE: Hello? 1163 00:51:54,985 --> 00:51:57,753 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1164 00:51:57,906 --> 00:52:02,526 KATE: Hello? There's an unsafe level of feces in here! 1165 00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:07,326 Hey. 1166 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:13,082 Listen, Kate may be a while. She's having an issue. 1167 00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:14,586 Everything okay? 1168 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:18,462 Unusually heavy flow. Don't say anything. 1169 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:21,215 I would normally never tell you, but she'd be mortified... 1170 00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:23,262 if everyone thought it was the diarrhea. 1171 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,431 That's mostly cleared up. 1172 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:28,555 Okay, well, we'll just wait. 1173 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:34,899 Look what I got, the most expensive of the two. 1174 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:36,271 Good idea. 1175 00:52:36,273 --> 00:52:39,377 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1176 00:52:54,491 --> 00:52:56,159 (SCREAMING) 1177 00:52:57,078 --> 00:52:57,678 Oh, no! 1178 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:02,589 It's crazy, isn't it? 1179 00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:05,096 We've only known each other for a few days... 1180 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:09,142 and yet I feel like I've known you my whole life. 1181 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:09,943 (PHONE VIBRATES) 1182 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:11,219 Well, you know, we've been stopping a lot. 1183 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,962 We'll pick up the pace. 1184 00:53:12,964 --> 00:53:16,016 You know... sorry, I gotta take this. Hey, you maniac! 1185 00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:18,192 Yeah, yeah man, I'm just outside Valdosta... 1186 00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:20,145 I should be getting in about 10:00. 1187 00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,447 Yeah. You guys having fun? 1188 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,017 (BEE BUZZING) 1189 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:25,658 Get... Fucking bumblebee! 1190 00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:27,678 Jesus. 1191 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,362 Everyone wants a bite of that guy. 1192 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:30,492 MEG: There's not really honey in the hand cream. 1193 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,324 Hey. Yeah, uh, sorry. No. 1194 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,476 Gassed up and ready to roll. 1195 00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:35,251 Good for you. 1196 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,045 Where's Kate? We should hit it. 1197 00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:38,918 - Calm down. - I am calm. 1198 00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:40,999 I just thought we were trying to make it to a wedding. 1199 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,800 That's why I've been speeding the whole time. 1200 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:45,549 67? That's your idea of speeding? 1201 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,381 Traditionally, when someone does you a favor... 1202 00:53:48,383 --> 00:53:50,517 you say "thank you". 1203 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,264 Well, I'm a rebel. 1204 00:53:52,266 --> 00:53:54,516 RYAN: Uh, just keep me posted. Okay, buddy. 1205 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:56,264 Ryan! 1206 00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,935 Ryan, is everything okay? 1207 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,862 Uh, yeah, yeah. These guys are animals. 1208 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,941 We'll leave it at that. 1209 00:54:04,943 --> 00:54:05,781 MEG: Awesome. 1210 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:09,782 Anyway, I was thinking, I'm not gonna have much to do. 1211 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:12,489 Kate's obsessed with looking for shells on the beach... 1212 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,909 so after you finish the wedding stuff... 1213 00:54:14,911 --> 00:54:16,497 and maybe you wanna hook up... 1214 00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:19,671 or even if you need a date, I brought a dress. 1215 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,339 - It's really more... - (LOUD CRASH) 1216 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:23,674 Oh my god! 1217 00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,580 Are you okay? What happened? 1218 00:54:27,582 --> 00:54:29,506 What happened?! 1219 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:33,180 Someone locked me in the bathroom! That's what happened! 1220 00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:35,493 Why? Who would do that? 1221 00:54:35,496 --> 00:54:38,314 That homeless guy. You know what? I smelled meth on him. 1222 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,767 Guys, what is taking so... Oh my god! 1223 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,818 Are... are you okay? 1224 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:44,566 Oh... you got something on your... 1225 00:54:44,568 --> 00:54:46,504 (GUTTURAL SCREAM) 1226 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:49,904 Where are we? 1227 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,452 I think that's poop. 1228 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,502 Don't touch me! 1229 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:01,079 I wasn't going to. 1230 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:06,717 Ah, motherfucker! 1231 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,551 Oh my god! 1232 00:55:15,455 --> 00:55:18,426 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1233 00:55:27,433 --> 00:55:28,569 (SIGHS) 1234 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,994 Ugh. Oh, god. 1235 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:33,365 You okay? 1236 00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:36,080 Yeah, it's just... my neck. 1237 00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:38,374 I think I tweaked it when I fell. 1238 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:41,077 - Here, come here. - Oh yeah, sure. Thank you. 1239 00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,287 RYAN: Right here? 1240 00:55:43,290 --> 00:55:47,028 Yeah. Here, just... right there. 1241 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,069 Oh yeah. Mm. 1242 00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:58,094 KATE: Oh god yeah, right there... 1243 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:01,523 oh, oh my god, that is so good. 1244 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:04,020 Yeah, you got a big knot right here. 1245 00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:07,400 Oh yeah. Oh! That's awesome. 1246 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,607 Jesus, you two, get a room. 1247 00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,112 Finally. 1248 00:56:12,114 --> 00:56:14,049 Oh! Mm. 1249 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:17,617 Sorry you hurt your neck. 1250 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,620 Yeah, I bet you are. 1251 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:22,202 I am. Want a sip? 1252 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,208 It might help loosen up your neck. 1253 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:25,822 No, thank you. 1254 00:56:25,824 --> 00:56:27,298 Nah, me neither. 1255 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:30,547 That's what I get for traveling with a bunch of stiffs. 1256 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:33,217 What're you doing? Stop! 1257 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:36,714 You don't know me. 1258 00:56:36,716 --> 00:56:38,051 I know you're the driver. 1259 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:47,772 I thought you were a rebel. 1260 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:53,851 How much do you weigh? 1261 00:56:53,853 --> 00:56:54,867 What? 1262 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,121 You've been driving for a while. Want me to tap in? 1263 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:00,790 Look, I'm on the road like six, seven days a month. 1264 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:03,084 A haul like this is nothing to me. 1265 00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:05,958 Just get some sleep. Everything's fine. 1266 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,197 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1267 00:57:17,304 --> 00:57:22,976 ♫ Hush now close your eyes ♫ 1268 00:57:22,978 --> 00:57:25,078 ♫ Time to sleep ♫ 1269 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,449 (SNORING) 1270 00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,066 MEG: Are you insane? 1271 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,320 CRAIG: Okay! We're okay. We're okay. What'd that sign say? 1272 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,719 Are you insane?! 1273 00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:03,682 I'm screwed, man. I'm really fucking screwed. 1274 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,495 I'm not gonna make the wedding. 1275 00:58:05,497 --> 00:58:08,062 Yes, you are. Yes, you are, bucko. 1276 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,979 - When is it? - Tomorrow. 1277 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:14,216 Oh. Oh, geez, I feel weird. 1278 00:58:16,350 --> 00:58:17,616 Help you? 1279 00:58:17,618 --> 00:58:19,114 Yeah, the uh, headlamps are out on our car. 1280 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,865 - Is there a garage in town? - Yeah. 1281 00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:22,822 You think the guy could open up and maybe take a look? 1282 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:24,474 Oh, no, I doubt it. 1283 00:58:24,477 --> 00:58:25,158 Can we rent a car? 1284 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,834 - Sure. - Now? 1285 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:29,287 - Oh, oh, no. Not tonight. - Tomorrow? 1286 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,805 How long will it take us to get a car? 1287 00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:32,214 I ate one of those um... 1288 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:33,837 Well, it'd have to come from the airport. 1289 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:35,759 - I think they open around 8:00. - Uh, you know. 1290 00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,382 Would they deliver it here? 1291 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,055 I don't know. Maybe. No. 1292 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,345 Can we borrow your car? 1293 00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:43,500 It was at the gas station... 1294 00:58:43,502 --> 00:58:44,602 No. 1295 00:58:44,604 --> 00:58:45,736 And when you don't use bread... 1296 00:58:45,738 --> 00:58:47,438 Okay, well, shit. 1297 00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:50,187 Nothing we can do tonight. Uh, we'll take two rooms. 1298 00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,643 I think it starts with a "T". 1299 00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:53,945 Uh, three rooms, actually. I'd like my own room. 1300 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:55,589 CLERK: Three rooms. 1301 00:58:55,591 --> 00:58:56,148 Okay, even if we cab it to the airport... 1302 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,358 we could be on the road by maybe 9:30-10:00. 1303 00:58:58,577 --> 00:58:59,177 There you go. 1304 00:58:59,179 --> 00:59:01,695 This one's out the door, up the stairs, to the right. 1305 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:04,080 There's a restaurant out back towards the interstate. 1306 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:05,288 You can walk it. 1307 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:06,123 All right. 1308 00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:08,667 It's... open 'til 10:00. 1309 00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:10,920 I'm wanna get this guy in bed. 1310 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:13,043 I'll, uh, park the car later on. 1311 00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:15,420 You know, for food poisoning, this ain't bad. 1312 00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:17,676 Goodnight. 1313 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,017 See ya. 1314 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,313 Yeah. 1315 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:35,149 He's yours, okay? He's yours. 1316 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,859 I don't want him. 1317 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,283 I just didn't want you to have him. 1318 00:59:46,287 --> 00:59:49,258 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 1319 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:55,464 Oh, hey. 1320 00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:58,084 Don't be so excited. 1321 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:00,423 Where's Ryan? 1322 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:05,179 On the phone, wedding stuff, thought I'd give him some space. 1323 01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:08,768 You okay? 1324 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,906 Yeah. Yeah. 1325 01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:12,352 Just got quite the buzz going on. 1326 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,354 Thought some alcohol would add nicely to it. 1327 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,902 Hey, can I get a shot of Turkey? Thanks. 1328 01:00:21,701 --> 01:00:23,363 I'm gonna go play some pool. 1329 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,490 You can sit next to me. 1330 01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:28,072 You sure? I don't wanna give you cooties. 1331 01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:37,670 Look at that handsome guy with that hag. 1332 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:44,631 Two smiles in one night. I'm on my game. 1333 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,394 Finally getting your ice. 1334 01:00:52,274 --> 01:00:54,516 I hate ice, it hurts my teeth. 1335 01:00:55,026 --> 01:00:56,187 Oh. 1336 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,395 Where's, uh... 1337 01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:02,482 She's at the bar. She's probably waiting for you. 1338 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:05,117 Goodnight. 1339 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,660 Wait. 1340 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:11,957 What're you doing? 1341 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:14,873 You two were always together. 1342 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,249 I'm gonna kiss your mouth now. 1343 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:20,916 Okay. 1344 01:01:24,653 --> 01:01:28,391 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1345 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:35,522 Wow. 1346 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:38,025 Oh, I know. It's crooked. 1347 01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:39,945 Was it, like, in an accident or something? 1348 01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:41,271 No, no, just kinda born that way. 1349 01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:44,072 I've been told that it enhances the experience. 1350 01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:45,650 Right. 1351 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,782 All right, here we go! Here we go! 1352 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,334 Oh, it's good, isn't it? 1353 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,874 Mary, mother of God! 1354 01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:00,371 You okay? 1355 01:02:00,374 --> 01:02:02,041 Yeah, just gonna do one thing. 1356 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,756 Oh, shit. That's okay. 1357 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,103 Here, let me just try... 1358 01:02:06,105 --> 01:02:07,634 Oh yeah, that's better! 1359 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,392 You okay? 1360 01:02:15,607 --> 01:02:17,394 You know, we don't have to do this. 1361 01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:18,615 Yes. 1362 01:02:18,617 --> 01:02:19,617 We. 1363 01:02:19,619 --> 01:02:20,644 Do. 1364 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:29,569 Oh! Here we go! 1365 01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:37,710 Yes! 1366 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:42,665 Long story short, that is how I became a jeweler. 1367 01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:45,627 Screw you, Dad. Right? 1368 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:50,844 Okay. 1369 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,846 I give up. 1370 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,470 What? 1371 01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:01,067 You know, I carry all kinds of gemstones in my store. 1372 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,644 Hundreds. 1373 01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:06,230 Precious, semi-precious, uncut, faceted. 1374 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:08,653 Every time a woman walks into my store... 1375 01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:11,360 all she wants is one thing... diamonds. 1376 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:13,411 Don't get me wrong, I love diamonds... 1377 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:15,865 but there are so many other stones out there... 1378 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,326 with such amazing qualities. 1379 01:03:18,545 --> 01:03:22,209 Imperial jade, the texture of a jacinth stone... 1380 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,433 the way, if you add just the smallest amount of iron... 1381 01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:27,435 to amethyst, it produces the truest shade of violet... 1382 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:28,924 you've ever seen. 1383 01:03:36,604 --> 01:03:38,846 I'm the imperial jade, in case that wasn't clear. 1384 01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:41,728 - No, I got it. - All right, too much bourbon. 1385 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,185 Gotta go. 'Night. 1386 01:03:46,586 --> 01:03:48,019 Mm. 1387 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,824 Spear of butter, a little bit of cinnamon... 1388 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,322 on a King's Hawaiian is the ultimate comfort food. 1389 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,119 - Hi. - Hey. 1390 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,930 Mind if I join you? 1391 01:03:55,932 --> 01:03:56,823 Shut up. 1392 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,454 This raisin bran is amazing, by the way. You should get some. 1393 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,080 What's with you? 1394 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:03,625 Nothing. 1395 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:07,416 We have to stop. This is insane. 1396 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:10,252 You're the most important person in my life. 1397 01:04:10,472 --> 01:04:11,838 You know that, right? 1398 01:04:12,057 --> 01:04:15,425 I'm not gonna throw that away for some doofus. 1399 01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:17,509 I mean, geez, right? 1400 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:21,268 He's cute and everything, but there's not much more there... 1401 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:22,748 than killer abs and a bent dick. 1402 01:04:22,751 --> 01:04:24,442 Look into young Ryan's eyes... 1403 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:26,814 and I have serious doubt that there's anyone home. 1404 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,862 There you guys are. I was knocking on your doors. 1405 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:30,656 - Not now, Craig. - Ryan's gone. 1406 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:32,988 - What? - Yeah, he stole my car. 1407 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,319 Are you serious? 1408 01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:37,137 - What is the matter with you? - What's the matter with you?! 1409 01:04:37,139 --> 01:04:38,701 You told me that I could have him! 1410 01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:40,579 That is what you said to me and then you went and you... 1411 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:42,251 - slept with him anyway?! - No, I... 1412 01:04:42,462 --> 01:04:43,794 How do you know he has a bent dick?! 1413 01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:45,496 - What?! - You slept with Ryan. 1414 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:48,416 You are unbelievable, Meg. I am done with you! 1415 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,068 I am so done... 1416 01:04:50,070 --> 01:04:50,968 Wait a second, we are not done... 1417 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:52,715 and how do you know he has a bent dick? 1418 01:04:52,931 --> 01:04:55,799 Because I spent the night with him, Einstein! 1419 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,394 What? 1420 01:04:57,143 --> 01:05:01,043 Whoa, whoa! That was a kill shot! 1421 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:03,005 I take Krav Maga at the Y! 1422 01:05:03,007 --> 01:05:04,349 That was a straight up kill shot! 1423 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,433 You took a fucking kill shot at me?! 1424 01:05:07,436 --> 01:05:08,607 What the hell is wrong with you? 1425 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:10,609 I didn't mean to take a kill shot, are you okay? 1426 01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,235 No, I'm not okay! 1427 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,068 I hate you! 1428 01:05:15,070 --> 01:05:15,776 Okay, maybe we should... 1429 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:17,327 I hate you! 1430 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,451 Will you grow up?! 1431 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,374 Me grow up? I paid for this trip! 1432 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:24,664 - Ouch! Stop! - I paid for everything! 1433 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:26,295 You didn't pay for this breakfast! 1434 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,089 It's a continental! It's free! 1435 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:32,377 Oh god, just once I wish you would say "I am so sorry." 1436 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:35,713 "I am dead broke again, would you please pay for my fro-yo?" 1437 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,924 For you, it's just a bunch of heaped-on toppings! 1438 01:05:37,927 --> 01:05:38,141 I knew that that's been bugging your ass forever! 1439 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,384 Why do you even bother with the yogurt? 1440 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,389 Why don't you just go to a fucking candy store? 1441 01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:42,561 Is there anything you're not afraid of? 1442 01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:44,601 You think you are so strong. 1443 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,524 You quit everything that you try or you do something stupid... 1444 01:05:48,765 --> 01:05:49,897 You are the coward! 1445 01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:49,233 to make sure that you fail. 1446 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,321 I'm a coward? That's rich. 1447 01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:01,155 Had enough? 1448 01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:07,832 Oh, shit. 1449 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:14,437 (GUN COCKS) 1450 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,756 Freeze, lesbians. 1451 01:06:17,789 --> 01:06:19,990 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 1452 01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:21,641 Okay, I've gotten statements... 1453 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,473 from the witnesses and the motel owner. 1454 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,270 From what I gather, the altercation appears... 1455 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,599 to be over a man that you've both been intimate with? 1456 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:29,858 - Not at the same time. - I was first. 1457 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:32,690 Okay, the fella who stole your car. What was his name? 1458 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:34,568 He didn't steal my car, he left a note. 1459 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:37,609 I overreacted when I said that. He didn't steal my car. 1460 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:39,451 Okay. 1461 01:06:38,029 --> 01:06:39,864 What was his name? 1462 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:41,908 - Uh, Ryan... - Ryan... 1463 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:44,206 Ryan, um... 1464 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:45,916 You had sexual relations with this man... 1465 01:06:45,918 --> 01:06:47,710 and you don't even know his name? 1466 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,379 I didn't have... relations... 1467 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,298 The desk clerk said you came in last night with the damaged car. 1468 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,297 Officer, I have no memory of it. 1469 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:57,253 I'm still gonna need the other fella's name. 1470 01:06:57,472 --> 01:06:59,414 Oh, he accepted my Google Plus request. 1471 01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:01,182 I'll show you a picture of this guy. 1472 01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:03,634 I'll show you his name, his likes, his dislikes... 1473 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,515 That would have been helpful. 1474 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:06,891 Oh. 1475 01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:11,024 Well, he's definitely going to a wedding. 1476 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:13,693 His own. 1477 01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:16,397 - He's getting married? - Oh my god! 1478 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:18,198 You two are having a bad day. 1479 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,362 - Officer! - Sit down! 1480 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:25,077 There is a woman out there who's about to give her life over... 1481 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,704 to a liar and a cheat and we have the opportunity... 1482 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:30,127 to stop him and to save her, so please... 1483 01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:32,580 I appeal to you, not as a police officer... 1484 01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,506 but as a woman, please. 1485 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,316 And we'll pay for all the damage. 1486 01:07:36,318 --> 01:07:37,084 Everything. 1487 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:41,467 Please? 1488 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:45,827 You called for a cab? 1489 01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:47,304 We're going to the Fort. 1490 01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:49,215 DRIVER: Where? 1491 01:07:49,217 --> 01:07:50,018 Fort Lauderdale. 1492 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,725 Seriously? That's gonna cost you. 1493 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,810 Well, we're just gonna put it on my credit card. 1494 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:57,021 We can split it three ways. 1495 01:07:57,023 --> 01:07:58,106 No, I'll find my way home. 1496 01:07:58,324 --> 01:07:59,922 Are you sure? 1497 01:07:59,924 --> 01:08:00,441 You don't wanna see how this thing ends? 1498 01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:02,026 No, I really don't. 1499 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,907 Come on! Let's go ruin a wedding! 1500 01:08:04,909 --> 01:08:06,340 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1501 01:08:06,342 --> 01:08:08,610 ♫ I don't run for nobody ♫ 1502 01:08:08,612 --> 01:08:11,280 ♫ Yeah I like it that way ♫ 1503 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,204 KATE: Let's go! 1504 01:08:13,206 --> 01:08:16,041 ♫ And we dance like we're on fire ♫ 1505 01:08:16,043 --> 01:08:18,944 ♫ When we sing we sing too loud ♫ 1506 01:08:18,946 --> 01:08:21,612 ♫ But we always find our way ♫ 1507 01:08:21,614 --> 01:08:24,715 ♫ When we walk against the ground ♫ 1508 01:08:24,717 --> 01:08:26,817 ♫ Hey hey hey ♫ 1509 01:08:26,819 --> 01:08:30,957 ♫ Hey hey hey hey hey ♫ 1510 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,439 Hey, ladies, we're almost there. 1511 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:36,830 - Game face. Game face! - Yeah. 1512 01:08:36,832 --> 01:08:37,774 - Game face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1513 01:08:37,776 --> 01:08:39,844 ♫ And we dance like we're on fire ♫ 1514 01:08:39,846 --> 01:08:42,779 ♫ When we sing we sing too loud ♫ 1515 01:08:42,781 --> 01:08:45,248 ♫ But we always find our way ♫ 1516 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:48,086 ♫ When we walk against the ground ♫ 1517 01:08:48,088 --> 01:08:50,387 ♫ Hey hey hey ♫ 1518 01:08:50,389 --> 01:08:55,087 ♫ Hey hey hey hey hey ♫ 1519 01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:56,957 Excuse me, hi. 1520 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,591 Um, the wedding, we're a little late, but can you tell us... 1521 01:08:58,594 --> 01:08:59,424 where the wedding is, please? 1522 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,834 There's a wedding in Ballroom H, just off the lobby. 1523 01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:03,506 Ballroom H, thank you, thank you. 1524 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,470 - There she is. - Listen! Listen to us! 1525 01:09:07,509 --> 01:09:09,342 Stop! You're making a mistake, don't do it! 1526 01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:10,348 We have to tell you something. You're making a mistake. 1527 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,771 Look, I know you don't know who we are... 1528 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,474 but I slept with your future husband. 1529 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,684 We both did, last night... 1530 01:09:17,904 --> 01:09:19,566 but we did not know that he was getting married. 1531 01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:21,647 He lied to us and he will lie to you. 1532 01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:22,631 What have I been... 1533 01:09:22,634 --> 01:09:23,778 Shut up, Dad! 1534 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:25,279 You deserve better. 1535 01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:30,347 ("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING) 1536 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,245 You're a piece of shit, Carlos! 1537 01:09:32,247 --> 01:09:33,979 (CROWD MURMURS) 1538 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:35,835 Carlos? 1539 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:38,456 - I feel bad about that. - That was bad. 1540 01:09:38,459 --> 01:09:39,965 That was on us. 1541 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,877 Hi. 1542 01:09:41,641 --> 01:09:43,340 Would there possibly be another wedding... 1543 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:44,840 at this hotel right now? 1544 01:09:44,842 --> 01:09:47,913 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1545 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,935 Shit! We missed it! 1546 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:54,896 MEG: Son of a bitch went Asian. 1547 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,776 I'm not being racist, I was just surprised. 1548 01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:00,102 There he is! 1549 01:10:08,477 --> 01:10:10,444 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1550 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,326 Let's go! 1551 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,537 Hey, Karen. 1552 01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:19,417 Sorry! 1553 01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:32,930 Hey, how're you doing? You look beautiful. 1554 01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:35,420 What're you doing here?! 1555 01:10:35,423 --> 01:10:36,688 You lying, fucking, piece of bent dick shit! 1556 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,494 Shh-shh-shh! 1557 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,354 Okay, okay! 1558 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:43,525 You're pissed off, but please, please do not screw up my... 1559 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,732 Hey, you guys. Thank you so much for coming. 1560 01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:48,158 It's great seeing you. 1561 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:50,702 You lied to us, asshole! You took advantage of us! 1562 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:53,621 I liked you. I flew in a hot air balloon for you! 1563 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,621 - I concussed myself for you! - Hold the fuck on! 1564 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:58,293 You two were throwing yourselves at me... 1565 01:10:58,504 --> 01:10:59,870 from the minute I got on that plane. 1566 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:01,830 That was a game, right? I mean, you two were trying to prove... 1567 01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:03,290 I don't know what you were trying to prove. 1568 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:06,468 But it sure as shit had nothing to do with me. 1569 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:09,088 So, we kinda cancel each other out. 1570 01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:11,390 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 1571 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:14,184 Oh, that was the most beautiful ceremony. 1572 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,011 Thank you so much, Meemaw. 1573 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:18,142 These are my friends, Meg and Kate. 1574 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,474 Oh. I'm sorry to break in like that. 1575 01:11:20,693 --> 01:11:23,936 Vernon! Would you excuse us for just one minute? 1576 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:27,523 Vern, tell Ryan what you said. 1577 01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:30,192 Shit. Is he right? 1578 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,201 Yeah. 1579 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,149 - Wait! - Yeah! 1580 01:11:36,151 --> 01:11:37,449 Right? 1581 01:11:37,450 --> 01:11:38,616 It was beautiful, wasn't it? 1582 01:11:38,619 --> 01:11:40,036 Sorry, excuse us for just one minute. 1583 01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:41,290 Sorry. 1584 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,915 You got married ten minutes ago... 1585 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,046 and you slept with two different women last night? 1586 01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:47,813 What is wrong with you? 1587 01:11:47,816 --> 01:11:49,548 I know. I'm an asshole, I know. 1588 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,721 Asshole? It's like biblically more than that. 1589 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:53,674 I want to punch you in the mouth. 1590 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,680 Will you just listen to me for one second? 1591 01:11:55,895 --> 01:11:58,012 I have been with Genevieve since freshman year of college... 1592 01:11:58,231 --> 01:11:59,696 and hopefully I'm gonna spend... 1593 01:11:59,699 --> 01:12:01,269 the rest of my life with that woman. 1594 01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:02,941 But freshman year. 1595 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,485 And two girls like you? You're like every guy's dream. 1596 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:07,028 I know you're not gonna believe this... 1597 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,573 but nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 1598 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:11,049 - Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, okay. 1599 01:12:11,052 --> 01:12:12,367 You... you lied to us. 1600 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:13,902 Why didn't you tell us that you were the one... 1601 01:12:13,903 --> 01:12:15,613 who was getting married? 1602 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,619 I didn't lie to you. You never asked. 1603 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:21,994 Please don't destroy my wedding. 1604 01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:24,705 Ryan. What're you doing? 1605 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:25,997 Hey! 1606 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,584 - Aren't you wearing a watch? - Yeah, I... 1607 01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:32,638 Hon, I said 5:50. Not 6:00, not 6:05. 1608 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,306 - I'm sorry. - What is this? 1609 01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:36,474 Oh, I-I was just doing a... 1610 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,433 Seriously, Ryan? 1611 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:44,312 Hi. I'm Genevieve. And you are...? 1612 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:47,028 Gen, this is uh, Meg and Kate. They were on the plane with me. 1613 01:12:47,031 --> 01:12:48,479 I told you. We uh, drove down together. 1614 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,439 Oh, wow. You guys have been through such an ordeal. 1615 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:52,445 Yeah, you have no idea. 1616 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,617 Well, thank you for returning him to me safely. 1617 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:56,786 I was spazzing. 1618 01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:59,824 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - It stretches out the material. 1619 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:03,251 Oh, that... that'll come right out. 1620 01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:04,826 I think it's the ham coquette. 1621 01:13:04,829 --> 01:13:05,875 GENEVIEVE: Did you talk to your parents? 1622 01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:09,504 - I'm on my way. - No, I'll do it. 1623 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:13,429 Do you think you can make it to the garden by yourself? 1624 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:14,846 Yeah. 1625 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,059 Sorry, we were supposed to start photos seven minutes ago. 1626 01:13:21,149 --> 01:13:22,183 What? 1627 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:21,805 Um, are you two... 1628 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:23,434 Staying? 1629 01:13:24,275 --> 01:13:28,269 No, no, I think we just... We-we just came to um... 1630 01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:30,228 - To see your dress. - Oh, the dress! 1631 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:31,734 - I love it. - Oh, yeah, no. 1632 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,611 - It's Christopher Perry. - It's so gorgeous. 1633 01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:35,696 It was his idea, he came here to design it. 1634 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,344 I hope I can do it justice. 1635 01:13:37,345 --> 01:13:38,620 Are you kidding me? 1636 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,824 I think that justice is very well served, right, Meg? 1637 01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,079 Absolutely. 1638 01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:45,911 Well, it was lovely to meet you. 1639 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,073 Ryan? 1640 01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:49,957 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1641 01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:53,464 Wow. 1642 01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,171 Oh my god. 1643 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,882 - That was... - Karma's a bitch. 1644 01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:01,385 Ryan! 1645 01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:05,063 I think our work here is done. 1646 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:09,188 Well, it looks like a nice one. 1647 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,899 Yeah, not bad. 1648 01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,695 We have almost four hours 'til our flight. 1649 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,948 You wanna go mess up another wedding? 1650 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:21,162 Go to the beach? 1651 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,411 What do you wanna do? 1652 01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:30,416 (DOOR BELL RINGS) 1653 01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:36,094 Pardon me, I'm in the market for a precious stone. 1654 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:39,218 Something lesser known, perhaps a nice zinc? 1655 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,179 Zinc's not a stone, it's an element. 1656 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:45,762 I know it's not a stone. I was being poetic. 1657 01:14:45,765 --> 01:14:46,597 Jesus. 1658 01:14:46,774 --> 01:14:50,267 Well what, are you, stalking me to bust my balls? 1659 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:53,650 No, I... Fuck! 1660 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:55,651 Can we start again? 1661 01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:59,739 Hello, Craig, I'm an asshole. 1662 01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:02,654 You were trying to be nice to me and I was rude... 1663 01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:06,116 and condescending and I didn't even give you a chance. 1664 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,122 And I didn't want to walk away from this... 1665 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,670 whole fucked-up trip without telling you that. 1666 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:13,499 Okay. Thanks. 1667 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,467 Okay, bye. 1668 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:19,839 Wait, that's it? 1669 01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:23,550 That's all I had planned. I'm trying to be responsible. 1670 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,726 This is new for me. 1671 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,147 Okay, well... take care, Meg. 1672 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:34,982 What the hell. 1673 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:37,322 How about this? 1674 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:40,527 (MUSIC FADES UP) 1675 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,616 Yeah, that works, too. 1676 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,369 Bye, Craig. 1677 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,547 Who was that? 1678 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:02,509 Well, now I'm not so sure. 1679 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:09,016 - Hi. - Hey. 1680 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,268 I was starting to get worried about you. 1681 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:12,449 Did you find him? 1682 01:16:12,450 --> 01:16:13,020 Yeah. 1683 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,105 How'd it go? 1684 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:17,320 I did most of the talking. 1685 01:16:17,321 --> 01:16:18,280 Well, good. 1686 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,357 At least you got it all out there. 1687 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,242 Almost. 1688 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,451 I don't think we can live together anymore. 1689 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:34,003 It's me. I'm a mess. 1690 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:36,502 I need to get my shit together. 1691 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:41,382 And I can't, if I keep letting you bail me out of everything. 1692 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,765 You're too good to me. 1693 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:45,799 I don't know why... 1694 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:49,477 'cause I can be a real asshole to you sometimes. 1695 01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:54,023 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: We are now boarding flight 770 to Seattle. 1696 01:16:54,193 --> 01:16:56,480 Please have your boarding passes ready. 1697 01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,201 This doesn't mean that we won't see each other... 1698 01:17:05,202 --> 01:17:06,411 No, of course not. 1699 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,113 You're the most important person in my life. 1700 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,573 You are, too, ever since fifth grade. 1701 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,059 - We'll see each other as much... - Probably more. 1702 01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:16,163 Okay. Yeah. 1703 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:13,494 - As we ever had. - Yeah. 1704 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:30,181 Wait. You're an amazing person, and you always have been. 1705 01:17:30,855 --> 01:17:33,017 I've always wanted to be more like you. 1706 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,646 If anything, I rely on you too much. 1707 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:49,738 I always cry at transitions. 1708 01:17:57,712 --> 01:18:00,582 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1709 01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:09,432 DEMERIUS: Miss Jeffries! 1710 01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:12,807 Oh, hi, Demerius. You're here early. 1711 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:15,723 Computer club. I, um, did the report. 1712 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,933 You said two pages? 1713 01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:20,610 So, is it okay that I did it like that? 1714 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:21,286 You drew this? 1715 01:18:21,289 --> 01:18:23,522 Yeah, I finished the book. 1716 01:18:24,325 --> 01:18:27,033 What they did to Piggy? That was whack. 1717 01:18:27,244 --> 01:18:29,361 Yeah, that was absolutely whack. 1718 01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,492 So, is it okay? 1719 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,324 Yeah, it's okay. 1720 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,500 Miss Jeffries, hold up a second! 1721 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:39,079 All right, I'll see you in class. 1722 01:18:39,082 --> 01:18:39,879 See you in class. 1723 01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,547 Gosh, you look great. 1724 01:18:41,759 --> 01:18:44,092 Will you stop it? I'm not gonna quit my job. 1725 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,714 Who asked you to quit your job? 1726 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,091 - You did. - No, I didn't. 1727 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:48,513 - Yes, you did. - No. 1728 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,090 I'll check my notes, but I'm... 1729 01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:52,016 I'm pretty sure you misunderstood me. 1730 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:55,596 No, on the contrary, I'm here to offer you... 1731 01:18:55,814 --> 01:18:58,227 the assistant volleyball coach position. 1732 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:01,560 Mrs. Garcia's out on maternity leave. 1733 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,069 Did you know she was pregnant? 1734 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,397 - No. - Neither did I. 1735 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:09,405 Uh, well, just think about it. Get back to me, okay? 1736 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:14,872 Principle Moss! 1737 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:15,787 I can't, I got a board... 1738 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:18,163 No, no, come here, I want you to see this. 1739 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:20,587 Demerius, that kid with the comic, he did this. 1740 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,915 This is amazing. Look at that. 1741 01:19:22,918 --> 01:19:24,508 Hmm. 1742 01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:26,752 You know what? I was thinking about it over break... 1743 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:28,805 and I wanna shift the paradigm of the left-brained... 1744 01:19:28,808 --> 01:19:30,634 didactic teaching structure... 1745 01:19:30,849 --> 01:19:34,183 to a more right-brained, outside-the-box learning style. 1746 01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,759 - Do you follow? - I... 1747 01:19:35,762 --> 01:19:36,970 I'm so sorry. 1748 01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:39,681 It's such a bore when people talk like assholes, isn't it? 1749 01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:42,567 What I'm trying to say is I want your support... 1750 01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:44,234 to do more stuff like this. 1751 01:19:44,237 --> 01:19:45,194 Oh, and you know what? 1752 01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,898 I looked into cutting hair and you are absolutely right. 1753 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,776 Hairdressers make a goddamn fortune. 1754 01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:53,203 It almost sounds like you're threatening me. 1755 01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:57,875 Stanley... Stan... relax. We are on the same team, here. 1756 01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,951 I am just trying to keep... 1757 01:19:59,952 --> 01:20:01,999 your instructional scaffolding in place. 1758 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,501 Especially right before testing. 1759 01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:07,796 Oh, and you know what? 1760 01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,810 Yes to volleyball. 1761 01:20:09,811 --> 01:20:11,221 Sounds like an adventure. 1762 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,426 Go Falcons! 1763 01:20:13,428 --> 01:20:15,929 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1764 01:20:16,562 --> 01:20:18,679 Edgeworth, he brought math to economics. 1765 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,230 He wrote the essay on application of math... 1766 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:23,650 to moral science, 1881. 1767 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:27,730 Leon Morris... Theory of General Competitive- 1768 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,109 - (PHONE RINGS) - Hold on. 1769 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:35,028 Hello? Yes. I know, I know. I'll be there. 1770 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:37,239 - CRAIG: Who is it? - Sorry, it was Kate. 1771 01:20:37,458 --> 01:20:40,371 Well, you know, I gotta get to bed anyway. I'll see you later? 1772 01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:41,667 Sixteen days. 1773 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,703 Sixteen days. 1774 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,873 Give me something to dream about. 1775 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:49,250 Oh, you scamp. 1776 01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:50,551 Come on. 1777 01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:52,929 Oh my goodness! 1778 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:55,970 Oh boy. You are the mo... 1779 01:20:55,972 --> 01:20:59,042 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1780 01:21:04,614 --> 01:21:06,781 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1781 01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:09,416 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1782 01:21:09,418 --> 01:21:11,885 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1783 01:21:11,887 --> 01:21:14,455 ♫ 'Cause we in this for life ♫ 1784 01:21:14,457 --> 01:21:17,454 ♫ When you kissing that guy I'm likin' ♫ 1785 01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:18,492 Hey. 1786 01:21:18,494 --> 01:21:21,892 ♫ When you wake in the mornin' hidin' ♫ 1787 01:21:21,894 --> 01:21:23,794 ♫ We in this for life ♫ 1788 01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,753 I'm here. Has it started? 1789 01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:28,835 I don't think that Kalynn's going any farther. 1790 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:31,542 She's cracking. 1791 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:36,423 This is too hard. I don't know if I can... 1792 01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:38,304 Who acts like that? 1793 01:21:51,016 --> 01:21:53,550 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1794 01:21:53,552 --> 01:21:55,919 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1795 01:21:55,921 --> 01:21:58,955 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1796 01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:00,790 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1797 01:22:00,792 --> 01:22:03,158 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1798 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,295 ♫ Come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1799 01:22:05,297 --> 01:22:08,731 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1800 01:22:08,733 --> 01:22:10,899 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1801 01:22:10,901 --> 01:22:13,068 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1802 01:22:13,070 --> 01:22:15,772 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1803 01:22:15,774 --> 01:22:18,273 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1804 01:22:18,275 --> 01:22:20,910 ♫ 'Cause we in this for life ♫ 1805 01:22:20,912 --> 01:22:23,179 ♫ When you kissing that guy I'm likin' ♫ 1806 01:22:23,181 --> 01:22:25,915 ♫ When you're blacked out drunk I'm drivin' ♫ 1807 01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:28,585 ♫ When you wake in the mornin' hidin' ♫ 1808 01:22:28,587 --> 01:22:30,652 ♫ We in this for life ♫ 1809 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,220 ♫ You're such a bitch ♫ 1810 01:22:32,222 --> 01:22:34,756 ♫ You call me up while I'm at work ♫ 1811 01:22:34,758 --> 01:22:36,960 ♫ You made me laugh until it hurts ♫ 1812 01:22:36,962 --> 01:22:38,661 ♫ You drive me crazy ♫ 1813 01:22:38,663 --> 01:22:42,064 ♫ Yeah you do But thank god that I got you ♫ 1814 01:22:42,066 --> 01:22:44,267 ♫ Yeah we in this Yeah we in this ♫ 1815 01:22:44,269 --> 01:22:47,002 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1816 01:22:47,004 --> 01:22:49,606 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1817 01:22:49,608 --> 01:22:51,974 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1818 01:22:51,976 --> 01:22:57,212 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1819 01:22:57,214 --> 01:22:59,648 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1820 01:22:59,650 --> 01:23:02,018 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1821 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,219 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1822 01:23:04,221 --> 01:23:06,822 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1823 01:23:06,824 --> 01:23:09,325 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1824 01:23:09,327 --> 01:23:11,627 ♫ 'Cause we in this for life ♫ 1825 01:23:11,629 --> 01:23:13,196 ♫ You're such a bitch ♫ 1826 01:23:13,198 --> 01:23:15,697 ♫ You call me up while I'm at work ♫ 1827 01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:17,966 ♫ You made me laugh until it hurts ♫ 1828 01:23:17,968 --> 01:23:20,737 ♫ You drive me crazy yeah you do ♫ 1829 01:23:20,739 --> 01:23:23,206 ♫ But thank god that I got you ♫ 1830 01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:25,841 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1831 01:23:25,843 --> 01:23:27,410 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1832 01:23:27,412 --> 01:23:29,344 ♫ Yeah we do this ♫ 1833 01:23:29,346 --> 01:23:32,648 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1834 01:23:32,650 --> 01:23:38,086 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1835 01:23:38,088 --> 01:23:40,657 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1836 01:23:40,659 --> 01:23:43,291 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1837 01:23:43,293 --> 01:23:45,795 ♫ Nobody gonna get between us ♫ 1838 01:23:45,797 --> 01:23:48,197 ♫ Nothing can ever hold us down ♫ 1839 01:23:48,199 --> 01:23:51,233 ♫ And even when we hit rock bottom ♫ 1840 01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:53,368 ♫ We'll come back around ♫ 1841 01:23:53,370 --> 01:23:55,705 ♫ Nobody ever known me better ♫ 1842 01:23:55,707 --> 01:23:58,307 ♫ You say whatever's on my mind ♫ 1843 01:23:58,309 --> 01:24:03,011 ♫ You get me and you know I get you every time ♫ 1844 01:24:03,013 --> 01:24:05,380 ♫ When I think that thing you say ♫ 1845 01:24:05,382 --> 01:24:08,017 ♫ When my card declines you pay ♫ 1846 01:24:08,019 --> 01:24:13,822 ♫ When my punch line sucks you'll fake it ♫ 1847 01:24:13,824 --> 01:24:15,692 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1848 01:24:15,694 --> 01:24:18,928 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1849 01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:21,164 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1850 01:24:21,166 --> 01:24:23,700 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1851 01:24:23,702 --> 01:24:29,138 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1852 01:24:29,140 --> 01:24:31,741 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1853 01:24:31,743 --> 01:24:34,410 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1854 01:24:34,412 --> 01:24:36,845 ♫ Yeah we in this yeah we in this ♫ 1855 01:24:36,847 --> 01:24:39,282 ♫ Yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1856 01:24:39,284 --> 01:24:41,783 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this ♫ 1857 01:24:41,785 --> 01:24:44,187 ♫ Yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1858 01:24:44,189 --> 01:24:49,725 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1859 01:24:49,727 --> 01:24:52,161 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1860 01:24:52,163 --> 01:24:54,996 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1861 01:24:54,998 --> 01:24:57,265 ♫ Yeah, we in this, yeah ♫ 1862 01:24:57,267 --> 01:24:59,434 ♫ We in this yeah we in this thing together ♫ 1863 01:24:59,436 --> 01:25:01,370 ♫ Yeah we do this ♫ 1864 01:25:01,372 --> 01:25:04,741 ♫ Yeah we do this yeah we do this thing together ♫ 1865 01:25:04,743 --> 01:25:09,946 ♫ Oh oh oh oh oh come on oh oh oh oh oh ♫ 1866 01:25:09,948 --> 01:25:13,148 ♫ Now we in this now we in this ♫ 1867 01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:15,186 ♫ Now we in this thing together ♫ 1868 01:25:16,305 --> 01:26:16,349 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-