"The Brak Show" The New Brak

1 00:00:03,179 --> 00:00:06,482 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:25,635 SAY, MOTHER, DO YOU LIKE MY NEW BOOTS? 4 00:00:25,701 --> 00:00:27,103 NO, I DON'T. 5 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,405 LOOK AT THE DRAGONS, BABY. THEY ROCK! 6 00:00:29,472 --> 00:00:32,108 WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE HIDEOUS THINGS ANYWAY? 7 00:00:32,175 --> 00:00:33,176 FROM ROCKIN' STEVE. 8 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,311 WHO? 9 00:00:35,378 --> 00:00:37,847 THIS MORNING WHEN I WAS OUT GETTING THE PAPER, 10 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,882 HE PULLED UP IN HIS VAN, AND HE SAID, 11 00:00:39,949 --> 00:00:41,918 "HEY! WHAT'S UP, DAD, MY BROTHER?" 12 00:00:41,984 --> 00:00:43,619 AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW, NOT MUCH. 13 00:00:43,686 --> 00:00:45,121 HANGING OUT. GETTING MY PAPER." 14 00:00:45,188 --> 00:00:47,223 THEN HE SAID, "I GOT SOME BOOTS 15 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:48,124 "IN THE BACK OF MY VAN HERE 16 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:49,625 THAT WOULD LOOK HOT ON YOU, DADDY." 17 00:00:49,692 --> 00:00:52,028 AND I SAID, "WELL, BREAK 'EM OUT, ROCKIN' STEVE." 18 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:55,765 NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M SITTING HERE IN THESE ROCKIN' BABIES. 19 00:00:55,832 --> 00:00:56,566 JUST TAKE THEM OFF. 20 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:58,134 THEY'RE MARKING UP MY KITCHEN FLOOR. 21 00:00:58,201 --> 00:00:59,669 WELL, YOU TANGLE WITH THE DRAGONS, 22 00:00:59,735 --> 00:01:00,803 YOU'RE GONNA GET BURNT. 23 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:03,506 HEY, EVERYBODY! 24 00:01:03,573 --> 00:01:04,540 WHAT AN ENTRY LINE! 25 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:07,176 I DECLARE THE ICE IN THIS ROOM OFFICIALLY BROKEN! 26 00:01:07,243 --> 00:01:10,446 TO YOU, SIR, I SAY, "BRAVO! BRAVO INDEED!" 27 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:11,681 HEY, BRAK, WHO'S THIS CHATTY, 28 00:01:11,747 --> 00:01:13,182 LITTLE BUMPKIN YOU HAVE WITH YOU? 29 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:15,451 OH, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND CLARENCE. 30 00:01:15,518 --> 00:01:16,752 MY BRAIN CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT 31 00:01:16,819 --> 00:01:18,154 MY EARS HAVE JUST TOLD THEM! 32 00:01:18,221 --> 00:01:19,789 BRAK CALLED ME HIS FRIEND! 33 00:01:19,856 --> 00:01:20,857 THAT'S SO RADICAL! 34 00:01:20,923 --> 00:01:22,825 WELCOME TO OUR HOME, CLARENCE. 35 00:01:22,892 --> 00:01:23,826 THANK YOU, MADAM. 36 00:01:23,893 --> 00:01:26,195 IT IS NOT OFTEN ONE IS GRANTED THE OPPORTUNITY 37 00:01:26,262 --> 00:01:28,431 TO ENTER THE DOMAIN OF HIS IDOL. 38 00:01:28,498 --> 00:01:29,665 I AM TRULY BLESSED. 39 00:01:29,732 --> 00:01:32,201 HE'S BEEN SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT ALL DAY. 40 00:01:32,268 --> 00:01:33,936 He's a very big fan. 41 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:35,505 I CONSIDER MYSELF THE WORLD'S 42 00:01:35,571 --> 00:01:37,540 MOST FOREMOST BRAKOLOGIST, 43 00:01:37,607 --> 00:01:38,574 AN EXPERT, IF YOU WILL. 44 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:41,077 GOOD FOR YOU. MOTHER, WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 45 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,478 OH, I'M INTERESTED IN THAT MYSELF. 46 00:01:42,545 --> 00:01:44,514 WHAT KIND OF NOURISHMENT IS REQUIRED TO KEEP 47 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:47,183 BRAK'S NIMBLE MIND RUNNING AT FULL CAPACITY? 48 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,951 UH, WHO IS THIS JOKER AGAIN? 49 00:01:49,018 --> 00:01:50,119 CLARENCE, THE WORLD'S 50 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:52,154 MOST FOREMOST BRAKOLOGIST. 51 00:01:52,221 --> 00:01:54,557 SAY, CLARENCE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GAZE 52 00:01:54,624 --> 00:01:57,226 INTO THE EYES OF THE DRAGON? 53 00:01:57,293 --> 00:01:58,761 NO, HONEY, HE WOULDN'T. 54 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,496 BRAK, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE CLARENCE UP 55 00:02:00,563 --> 00:02:01,797 AND SHOW HIM YOUR ROOM? 56 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:03,633 OH! BRAK'S ROOM! 57 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:04,934 I DON'T THINK MY LITTLE HEART 58 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:06,836 COULD STAND THE EXCITEMENT! 59 00:02:06,903 --> 00:02:08,771 IT'S TOO MUCH! TOO SOON! 60 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:10,473 Brak: YOU'LL BE FINE, BUDDY. 61 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:11,574 JUST FOLLOW ME. 62 00:02:11,641 --> 00:02:13,442 Clarence: JACK COOPER IS NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 63 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,378 MIND IF I TAKE SOME DIGITAL PICS? 64 00:02:15,444 --> 00:02:18,447 WELL, BRAK CERTAINLY HAS HIMSELF A NEW ADMIRER. 65 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:19,949 IT'S KIND OF CREEPY, IF YOU ASK ME. 66 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:21,317 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S CREEPY: 67 00:02:21,384 --> 00:02:23,452 A MAN YOUR AGE WEARING DRAGON BOOTS. 68 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,021 SIT STILL. I'M TAKING THEM OFF. 69 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,656 AW, MOTHER, DO YOU HAVE TO TAK-- 70 00:02:26,722 --> 00:02:28,491 OH, I GUESS YOU DO. 71 00:02:28,558 --> 00:02:31,494 THESE BOOTS ARE GOING RIGHT BACK TO ROCKIN' STEVE. 72 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:34,263 ALL RIGHT, BUT HE'S NOT REAL BIG ON REFUNDS. 73 00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:37,300 HEY, LOOK! THERE'S LITTLE FROGS ON MY SOCKS! 74 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,067 HELLO, MOTHER. 75 00:02:38,134 --> 00:02:39,101 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME GIVE 76 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:40,903 THIS LITTLE FROGGY A KISS? 77 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:42,538 Mother, shutting door: NO. 78 00:02:42,605 --> 00:02:44,507 MAYBE LATER, BOYS. 79 00:02:44,574 --> 00:02:45,775 SHE'LL BE BACK. 80 00:02:45,841 --> 00:02:46,842 SHE LIVES HERE. 81 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:50,146 Brak: AND FINALLY, THIS IS MY CHARLIE'S ANGELS CLAN. 82 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,915 I NAMED IT THAT 'CAUSE OF THE HAT. 83 00:02:53,349 --> 00:02:55,785 AND THAT CONCLUDES THE TOUR OF MY STUFF. 84 00:02:55,851 --> 00:02:56,852 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 85 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,021 OH, IT'S ALL THAT I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE 86 00:02:59,088 --> 00:02:59,889 TO THE 14th POWER. 87 00:02:59,956 --> 00:03:01,857 NOW I KNOW HOW LORD MANLY FELT 88 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:04,193 WHEN HE WAS HONORED IN THE CIRCLE OF HEROES. 89 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,262 LORD WHAT NOW? 90 00:03:06,329 --> 00:03:08,030 HE'S A CHARACTER OF MY OWN INVENTION. 91 00:03:08,097 --> 00:03:09,899 I HAVE A HYPERACTIVE IMAGINATION. 92 00:03:09,966 --> 00:03:11,200 THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M DELUSIONAL, 93 00:03:11,267 --> 00:03:13,369 BUT MY MOM JUST CALLS IT YAMMERING. 94 00:03:13,436 --> 00:03:14,804 THEN SHE SLAPS ME. 95 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:18,441 SAY, DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A FEW MORE QUESTIONS? 96 00:03:18,507 --> 00:03:20,910 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY MORE QUESTIONS. 97 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:22,244 I'M TIRED. 98 00:03:25,848 --> 00:03:28,317 I JUST WANT TO ASK A QUESTION. 99 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,721 ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. 100 00:03:31,787 --> 00:03:32,555 OH, THANK YOU. 101 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:34,357 NOW, BRAK, DO YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES? 102 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,792 BECAUSE LET ME JUST GO ON TO SAY THAT I DO. 103 00:03:36,859 --> 00:03:37,927 I HAVE THEM ALL. 104 00:03:37,994 --> 00:03:40,096 I OFTEN WAKE UP SOAKED IN SWEAT. 105 00:03:40,162 --> 00:03:41,063 DOES THAT FASCINATE YOU, 106 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:42,999 OR WAS THAT JUST A SILLY QUESTION? 107 00:03:43,065 --> 00:03:44,033 WELL, I DON'T REALLY... 108 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,968 BRAK, IF YOU DISAPPEARED ONE DAY, 109 00:03:46,035 --> 00:03:48,004 WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO REPLACE YOU? 110 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:50,706 A-HA! ZORAK IS HERE! 111 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:53,576 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING AROUND WITH THIS CRAP SACK? 112 00:03:53,643 --> 00:03:56,145 OH, CLARENCE? HE'S STUDYING ME. 113 00:03:56,212 --> 00:03:57,413 REALLY? THAT'S NICE. 114 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,648 WANT ME TO BEAT HIM SENSELESS? 115 00:03:58,714 --> 00:04:01,384 BECAUSE I WILL, AND I WON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EITHER. 116 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,486 IN FACT, I'LL FEEL GOOD! REAL GOOD! 117 00:04:03,552 --> 00:04:05,287 I'M VERY FRIGHTENED, BRAK. 118 00:04:05,354 --> 00:04:07,790 I WISH LORD MANLY WAS HERE. 119 00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:11,360 YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFORE HIS BLADDER GOES. 120 00:04:11,427 --> 00:04:13,629 I DON'T WANT YOU TO HURT HIM, ZORAK. 121 00:04:13,696 --> 00:04:14,397 INCLUDING CLARENCE, 122 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,365 I NOW HAVE TWO BEST FRIENDS. 123 00:04:16,432 --> 00:04:18,367 YEAH? WHO'S THE OTHER CHUMP? 124 00:04:18,434 --> 00:04:19,235 IT'S YOU. 125 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,038 OH, GREAT. HAVE YOU TOLD ANYBODY THAT? 126 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:23,572 BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO 127 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:24,607 BEAT THAT MEMORY OUT OF THEM... 128 00:04:24,674 --> 00:04:27,076 WITH A PIPE! 129 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:29,979 Clarence: I HAVE GYMNASTICS FOR BOYS AT 7:00. 130 00:04:30,046 --> 00:04:31,814 DON'T FORGET TO STRETCH! 131 00:04:31,881 --> 00:04:33,215 YES, SIR. 132 00:04:33,282 --> 00:04:34,383 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 133 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,686 DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE, DARLING? 134 00:04:36,752 --> 00:04:38,421 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! 135 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,389 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! 136 00:04:40,456 --> 00:04:43,359 I WAS PRACTICING FOR MY WEDDING NIGHT. 137 00:04:43,426 --> 00:04:45,394 WHAT?! 138 00:04:45,461 --> 00:04:46,595 DON'T YOU EVER WONDER HOW 139 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,863 SOMETHING'S GOING TO SOUND 140 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,065 BEFORE YOU SAY IT IN A REAL SITUATION? 141 00:04:49,131 --> 00:04:52,034 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE, "PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!" 142 00:04:52,101 --> 00:04:54,336 OR "HOW MUCH FOR THE TWINS?" 143 00:04:54,403 --> 00:04:56,639 YEAH...I GUESS. 144 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:59,008 COME ON. LET'S GO BURN SOME HAIR. 145 00:04:59,075 --> 00:04:59,909 NO, I CAIN'T. 146 00:04:59,975 --> 00:05:02,078 I GOT TO GO SPEND SOME TIME WITH CHARLIE. 147 00:05:02,144 --> 00:05:05,448 WHATEVER. I'M BURNING HAIR. 148 00:05:06,782 --> 00:05:08,751 WHAT UP, BUDDY? 149 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:10,986 THAT'S RIGHT. KEEP ON WALKING. 150 00:05:12,822 --> 00:05:14,657 WAY TO TELL HIM, DAD. 151 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:16,659 Narrator: SO DAY BECAME NIGHT 152 00:05:16,726 --> 00:05:19,061 AND THEN DAY ONCE MORE. 153 00:05:23,799 --> 00:05:25,468 PRETTY SNAZZY, NO? 154 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,302 NO. 155 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,603 LOCK THE DOOR! 156 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,671 BOLT THE WINDOWS! 157 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:30,005 DO IT QUICK! HE'S COMING! 158 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,207 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JESUS? 159 00:05:31,273 --> 00:05:33,042 NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT CLARENCE! 160 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:34,610 HE FOLLOWED ME AROUND ALL DAY, 161 00:05:34,677 --> 00:05:35,711 REPEATING EVERYTHING I SAID. 162 00:05:35,778 --> 00:05:38,881 HE EVEN SAT ON MY DESK AND SANG A SONG ABOUT MATH! 163 00:05:38,948 --> 00:05:41,550 I DITCHED HIM AT LUNCH, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. 164 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,185 HE COULD POP UP ANYWHERE! 165 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:44,920 OH, HE'S ALREADY HERE, BRAK. 166 00:05:44,987 --> 00:05:46,522 HE'S BEEN HERE ALL AFTERNOON. 167 00:05:47,323 --> 00:05:48,491 WHY'D YOU LET HIM IN THE HOUSE? 168 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,059 WELL, HE JUST MARCHED IN HERE WEARING 169 00:05:50,126 --> 00:05:51,594 THAT STUPID UNIFORM YOU WEAR. 170 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:52,428 I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. 171 00:05:52,495 --> 00:05:54,063 BY THE WAY, I GAVE HIM YOUR ALLOWANCE. 172 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,665 AND YOUR AFTER SCHOOL COOKIES. 173 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:59,535 WELL, HE WAS HUNGRY, AND HE'S SO POLITE. 174 00:05:59,602 --> 00:06:00,536 AW, MAN! 175 00:06:00,603 --> 00:06:02,705 I THINK IT'S CUTE THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAL 176 00:06:02,772 --> 00:06:04,440 THAT WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE YOU. 177 00:06:04,507 --> 00:06:05,608 I DON'T GET IT MYSELF. 178 00:06:05,674 --> 00:06:07,276 Clarence: HEY, EVERYONE! 179 00:06:07,343 --> 00:06:10,112 BRAK IS HERE AND THAT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR! 180 00:06:10,179 --> 00:06:12,882 CLARENCE, YOU'RE NOT BRAK! I'M BRAK! 181 00:06:12,948 --> 00:06:14,216 ROODY-DOODY-DOO. 182 00:06:14,283 --> 00:06:15,217 I'M BRAK, TOO! 183 00:06:15,284 --> 00:06:18,454 I SAY CRAZY STUFF ALL DAY, AND PEOPLE LOVE ME. 184 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:19,388 SEE? LOOK AT ME! 185 00:06:19,455 --> 00:06:22,324 THE QUEEN OF FRANCE IN MY BRAND-NEW PANTS! 186 00:06:22,391 --> 00:06:24,760 I'M UPSIDE-DOWN IN A CAR, 187 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:27,563 DRIVING AROUND TO THE GROCERY STORE. 188 00:06:29,064 --> 00:06:30,533 OH, HOW PRECIOUS! 189 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,368 IT'S NOT PRECIOUS. IT'S STUPID! 190 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,270 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! 191 00:06:34,336 --> 00:06:35,938 I DON'T KNOW, OLD BRAK. 192 00:06:36,005 --> 00:06:36,972 IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. 193 00:06:37,039 --> 00:06:39,074 WHY DID YOU CALL ME "O BRAK?" 194 00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:40,943 I GOT TO HAVE SOME WAY TO KEEP YOU TWO 195 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:42,711 JOKERS STRAIGHT, RIGHT, NEW BRAK? 196 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,747 I'VE GOT BOW TIES ON MY FEET. 197 00:06:44,814 --> 00:06:47,216 I MUST BE WALKING WITH MY NECK! 198 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,450 ROODY-DOODY-DOO. 199 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:49,919 STOP SAYING "ROODY-DOODY-DOO!" 200 00:06:49,985 --> 00:06:53,122 THAT'S MY BIT! GET YOUR OWN! 201 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,523 HOW ABOUT SPLING-BLING, 202 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:57,760 BLING-BLING, SPLEEDILY-DEE-DEE? 203 00:06:59,728 --> 00:07:00,930 STOP, NEW BRAK! 204 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:04,233 YOU'RE KILLING US WITH YOUR CUTENESS! 205 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,435 MERCY! THAT IS FRESH! 206 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:07,770 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT OUTFIT? 207 00:07:07,837 --> 00:07:09,538 WHO KNOWS WHERE CLOTHES COME FROM? 208 00:07:09,605 --> 00:07:12,241 NOT ME, BECAUSE I'M CRAZY BRAK! 209 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:13,809 BLEEDA-LEEDA- LEEDA-DEE-DEE! 210 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:16,378 I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE THIS INSTANT! 211 00:07:16,445 --> 00:07:17,713 WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER GO. 212 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:20,115 IT'S TIME TO RUN CRAZY IN THE STREETS. 213 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:22,585 LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA. 214 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:26,555 Clarence: LA-LA, LA-LA, LA-LA-LA. CRAZY! 215 00:07:26,622 --> 00:07:28,190 MAN, THIS IS TERRIBLE! 216 00:07:28,257 --> 00:07:29,225 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 217 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:32,394 OH, HONEY, IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE PHASE. 218 00:07:32,461 --> 00:07:33,362 HE'LL GET OVER IT SOON, 219 00:07:33,429 --> 00:07:35,364 AND YOU'LL STILL HAVE YOURSELF A NEW FRIEND. 220 00:07:35,431 --> 00:07:36,665 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MOM. 221 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:38,801 IF CLARENCE CAN GET AWAY WITH BEING ME, 222 00:07:38,868 --> 00:07:41,770 THEN EVERYONE WILL WANT A PIECE OF THE BRAK PIE. 223 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:45,474 I'M CRAZY BRAK. 224 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:46,208 HA HA HA! 225 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:49,211 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 226 00:07:49,278 --> 00:07:51,213 BRAK, SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE 227 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,415 WANT TO BE YOU, YOU SHOULD LET THEM, 228 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:55,251 BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY TURN OUT 229 00:07:55,317 --> 00:07:58,254 TO BE BETTER AT BEING YOU THAN YOU ARE? 230 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,121 WHAT THEN? 231 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:01,590 YOU'RE STUCK HOLDING THE BAG, MY FRIEND, 232 00:08:01,657 --> 00:08:03,025 AND WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 233 00:08:03,092 --> 00:08:04,760 SUGAR WOULD BE MY GUESS, 234 00:08:04,827 --> 00:08:06,128 BUT WHAT DO I KNOW? 235 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,464 I'M SHOELESS BRAK, THE CRAZY MAN, 236 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,099 LOO-DOO, DEE-DOO, DEE-DOO. 237 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,001 DOO-DEE-DOO. 238 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,435 NOW, LET'S GO WATCH THE TV 239 00:08:13,502 --> 00:08:15,771 UNTIL OUR MINDS FALL ASLEEP. 240 00:08:15,838 --> 00:08:16,639 AMEN. 241 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,074 Narrator: IMAGINE THAT IT'S LATER NOW, 242 00:08:19,141 --> 00:08:20,442 ABOUT 2 HOURS. 243 00:08:20,509 --> 00:08:23,145 Man, on TV: YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I HAVE A LITTLE MORE TIME ON MY HANDS, 244 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,614 I'VE DISCOVERED THE JOYS OF STAIN REMOVAL. 245 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:29,218 YOU SEE, MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE VERY BADLY STAINED-- 246 00:08:29,285 --> 00:08:30,986 Dad: NO, THANK YOU. 247 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:31,921 BANANAS. 248 00:08:31,987 --> 00:08:33,289 WAIT! GO BACK! 249 00:08:33,355 --> 00:08:34,356 HEY, EVERYBODY! 250 00:08:34,423 --> 00:08:37,192 ♪ IT'S THE BRAK SHOW, IT'S THE BRAK SHOW ♪ 251 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:40,229 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME ♪ 252 00:08:40,296 --> 00:08:41,463 MY NAME IS BRAK. 253 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:43,132 THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT ME, 254 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:44,099 AND WHO WOULD I BE 255 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,001 WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND ZORAK? 256 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,070 Clarence, as Zorak: MY NAME IS ZORAK. 257 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:49,939 I'M EVIL AND DUMB. 258 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:51,240 MO-HA-HA-HA! 259 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,777 HEY! HERE'S A CALL ON OUR BRAK HOT LINE. 260 00:08:54,843 --> 00:08:56,245 LET'S SEE WHO IT IS. 261 00:08:56,312 --> 00:08:57,179 HELLO, CALLER. 262 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:57,980 WELCOME TO BRAK TALK. 263 00:08:58,047 --> 00:08:59,581 Zorak: HEY, YOU LITTLE. 264 00:08:59,648 --> 00:09:01,083 GET RID OF THAT PUPPET, 265 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:01,951 OR I'M GOING TO COME DOWN THERE 266 00:09:02,017 --> 00:09:03,285 AND RAM IT INTO YOU THE HARD WAY! 267 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:05,788 OOPS! NO MORE CALLS FROM THAT NUMBER. 268 00:09:05,854 --> 00:09:07,122 TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG. 269 00:09:07,189 --> 00:09:08,223 ♪ I LOVE BEANS 270 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:09,224 ♪ BEANS, BEANS, BEANS 271 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,827 THAT'S IT! HE'S BUTCHERING MY FAVORITE TUNE! 272 00:09:11,894 --> 00:09:17,266 I'M GOING DOWN TO THAT TV STUDIO AND GET MY BRAK BACK! 273 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:20,035 ♪ LIMA, SOY, AND PINTO BEANS ♪ 274 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,236 ♪ LI-LI-LI 275 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:22,171 ♪ I LOVE BEANS 276 00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:24,573 HEY, LOOK WHO I SEE, EVERYBODY! 277 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,407 IT'S OLD BRAK! 278 00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:26,942 HOW'S IT GOING, LITTLE BUDDY? 279 00:09:27,009 --> 00:09:28,510 CLARENCE, STOP THE CHARADE. 280 00:09:28,577 --> 00:09:31,113 THERE'S ONLY ROOM ON THIS PLANET FOR ONE ME, 281 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:32,448 AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME! 282 00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:33,582 BUT WHY CAN'T WE BOTH BE YOU? 283 00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:36,685 YOUR LIFE IS RICH ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A THOUSAND BRAKS. 284 00:09:36,752 --> 00:09:39,355 BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED FRANCHISING? 285 00:09:39,421 --> 00:09:40,789 IT COULD BE VERY LUCRATIVE. 286 00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:42,691 CLARENCE, I'M ME, AND THAT'S IT! 287 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,059 NOW TAKE OFF THAT COSTUME! 288 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,962 HMM. LET ME CONSULT WITH MY EVIL PAL ZORAK. 289 00:09:47,029 --> 00:09:49,732 ZORAK, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OLD BRAK'S OFFER? 290 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:52,501 Clarence, as Zorak: TELL HIM TO STUFF HIS OFFER! 291 00:09:52,568 --> 00:09:54,370 OH, HA-HA, HA-HA! 292 00:09:54,436 --> 00:09:55,704 YOU HEARD THE MANTIS. 293 00:09:55,771 --> 00:09:57,272 WE DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. 294 00:09:57,339 --> 00:10:01,577 THEN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN. 295 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,078 OH, THIS LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE. 296 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,047 NOT SO FAST, BOYS. 297 00:10:05,114 --> 00:10:07,616 HI. I'M RON "JAWS" JAWORSKI. 298 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:09,184 AND I'M JIM PLUNKETT. 299 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:10,119 WE TRAVEL THE GALAXY 300 00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,154 SOLVING PROBLEMS JUST LIKE YOURS. 301 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:14,256 THAT'S RIGHT, JAWS, FOR TOGETHER WE ARE 302 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,191 THE QUARTERBACK JUSTICE TEAM! 303 00:10:16,258 --> 00:10:17,393 Together: DOWN, SET, HUT! 304 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:20,029 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE? 305 00:10:20,095 --> 00:10:21,163 WELL, MY NAME'S BRAK. 306 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,532 MINE, TOO. 307 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:25,701 YOU SEE, THIS GUY HERE WANTS TO BE ME, 308 00:10:25,768 --> 00:10:27,603 BUT I'M ALREADY ME, AND I DON'T WANT HIM 309 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,972 TO BE ME AT THE SAME TIME THAT I'M ME! 310 00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,307 IT'S PUTTING ME OVER THE EDGE! 311 00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:33,108 YOU GOT IT? 312 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,244 HMM. WHAT DO YOU THINK, BUDDY? 313 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,178 HELL IF I KNOW. 314 00:10:36,245 --> 00:10:37,513 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK. 315 00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:39,581 I THINK THIS IS NOT A FOOTBALL PROBLEM. 316 00:10:39,648 --> 00:10:41,250 IT'S CREEPING ME OUT, JAWS. 317 00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:42,785 YEAH, ME, TOO, MAN. 318 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,019 THESE GUYS ARE FREAKS. 319 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:45,821 HEY, LET'S GO GET A COCKTAIL. 320 00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:46,555 MY KNEES HURT. 321 00:10:46,622 --> 00:10:48,924 GOOD CALL! COCKTAILS ON MY COUNT. 322 00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:51,393 Together: DOWN, SET, HUT! 323 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,263 WELL, ONCE MORE WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE. 324 00:10:54,329 --> 00:10:55,397 YOU KNOW WHAT, CLARENCE? 325 00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:56,632 I THINK I HAVE A SOLUTION. 326 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:00,069 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE SOMEBODY INTERESTING, 327 00:11:00,135 --> 00:11:02,071 I KNOW JUST THE GUY. 328 00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:07,843 MOTHER, WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 329 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,012 ASK HER WHERE YOUR PAPER IS. 330 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:10,879 OH, OK. 331 00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:14,016 MOTHER, WHERE IS MY PAPER? 332 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,387 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY DRAGON BOOTS? 333 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:20,222 I LOVE YOUR SWEATER. 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