"The Brak Show" Brakstreet: Men in the Band

1 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:08,551 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 3 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,267 HUH. THIS IS INTERESTING. 4 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:28,905 "WIFE OF BRAK'S DAD TO SPEND TWO WEEKS AT EXCLUSIVE SPA RESORT. 5 00:00:28,971 --> 00:00:32,442 I JUST NEEDED A DADGUM BREAK, SHE EXPLAINED." 6 00:00:32,508 --> 00:00:35,111 ISN'T THAT AN INTERESTING STORY, MOTHER? 7 00:00:35,178 --> 00:00:38,714 I'M NOT MOM, DAD. I'M BRAK, YOUR SON. 8 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:42,084 OH, UH, RIGHT. OH, LOOK AT THIS. 9 00:00:48,891 --> 00:00:50,159 ALL EXPENSES PAID? 10 00:00:50,226 --> 00:00:51,861 THAT FITS MY BUDGET PERFECTLY. 11 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:54,530 I'M GONNA ENTER THAT CONTEST AND WIN IT. 12 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:55,531 BRAK, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAP. 13 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:57,633 ♪ DADDY DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY RAPPIN' ABILITY ♪ 14 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:59,635 ♪ WHAT YOU GOT IS FUTILITY ♪ 15 00:00:59,702 --> 00:01:00,670 FUTILITY! 16 00:01:00,736 --> 00:01:01,838 ♪ TIME OUT, DAD, THAT'S A MEAN THING TO SAY ♪ 17 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:03,773 ♪ HEY, YOU WANT TO BE A RAPPER, GOT TO PLAY THAT WAY ♪ 18 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,775 ♪ YOU GOT TO ROLL LARGELY AND ARRIVE CORRECT ♪ 19 00:01:05,842 --> 00:01:07,910 ♪ I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, DAD, IN FULL EFFECT ♪ 20 00:01:07,977 --> 00:01:09,178 ♪ CHECK ME OUT, MY NAME IS BRAK ♪ 21 00:01:09,245 --> 00:01:10,179 ♪ AND THAT'S A FACT 22 00:01:10,246 --> 00:01:11,981 ♪ I GOT A MOM AND A DAD AND THE YARD OUT BACK ♪ 23 00:01:12,048 --> 00:01:14,016 ♪ WE SIT BY THE POOL AND WE NIBBLE ON SNACKS ♪ 24 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:15,785 ♪ THEN WE EAT A BIG LUNCH, AND WE ALL TAKE NAPS ♪ 25 00:01:15,852 --> 00:01:18,521 ♪ WE DON'T HAVE A POOL, BRAK, BUT DON'T YOU KNOW THE SCORE? ♪ 26 00:01:18,588 --> 00:01:20,289 ♪ I HAVEN'T BEEN EMPLOYED SINCE 1984 ♪ 27 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:22,358 ♪ I THOUGHT WE HAD A POOL, WHAT'S THAT HOLE OUT BACK? ♪ 28 00:01:22,425 --> 00:01:24,660 ♪ JUST A WATER-FILLED CRATER FROM AN ALIEN ATTACK ♪ 29 00:01:24,727 --> 00:01:26,729 ♪ I STILL GOT A DREAM, DAD, AND IT'S THE BEST ♪ 30 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,865 ♪ I'M GONNA BE THE WINNER OF THE RAP CONTEST ♪ 31 00:01:28,931 --> 00:01:30,733 ♪ JIGGA WHO? A-JIGGA WHAT? ♪ 32 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,169 ♪ A-JIGGA ME, A-JIGGA YOU ♪ 33 00:01:33,236 --> 00:01:36,372 HOW'D THAT FLAVOR TASTE GOING DOWN, DADDY MAN? 34 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:38,140 BRAK, I'D LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD, 35 00:01:38,207 --> 00:01:42,445 BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GET DOWN TO THE BATCAVE AND SEE WHAT ALBERT WANTS. 36 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:43,713 YOU GO DO THAT, DADDY. 37 00:01:43,779 --> 00:01:45,414 I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THE RAP STORE 38 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:48,284 AND CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION. 39 00:01:48,518 --> 00:01:50,586 ♪ WELL, HERE I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪ 40 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,688 ♪ HEY, LOOK DOWN THERE, I CAN SEE MY FEET ♪ 41 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:54,724 ♪ I GAVE THEM BOTH NAMES, ONE'S TONY, ONE'S LOU ♪ 42 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:57,126 ♪ YOU STEPPIN' ON TONY, LOU'S STEPPIN' ON YOU ♪ 43 00:01:57,193 --> 00:01:58,895 ♪ SO I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET, OR SHOULD I SAY ♪ 44 00:01:58,961 --> 00:02:00,930 ♪ ON THE SIDEWALK? THE STREETS ARE NOT SAFE ♪ 45 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:03,332 ♪ THERE'S CARS AND BUSES AND TRICKED OUT SCOOTERS ♪ 46 00:02:03,399 --> 00:02:04,367 ♪ AND THE KIND I LIKE BEST ♪ 47 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:06,135 ♪ ARE TRICKED OUT SCOOTERS ♪ 48 00:02:06,202 --> 00:02:07,169 Meatwad: YAY! 49 00:02:07,236 --> 00:02:08,371 HEY, ZORAK. 50 00:02:08,437 --> 00:02:10,673 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BIG RAP CONTEST AT THE HIGH SCHOOL? 51 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,441 I HEAR IT'S THE SHIZNIT. 52 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:16,012 EH, BUNCH OF HACKS. THOSE JERKS COULDN'T RAP A FRIGGING SANDWICH. 53 00:02:16,078 --> 00:02:18,614 ♪ CRAP RAPPERS, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM ♪ 54 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:21,317 ♪ AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO MAKE FUN OF THEM ♪ 55 00:02:21,384 --> 00:02:23,686 ♪ IT'S ALL JUST AN ACT, MAN, THOSE GANGSTERS IS POSIN' ♪ 56 00:02:23,753 --> 00:02:26,656 ♪ SURE, THEY GOT ICE, BUT THAT'S JUST WATER THAT'S FROZEN ♪ 57 00:02:26,722 --> 00:02:29,358 ♪ I'LL GO ON FURTHER, CALL ME THE CRAP HERDER ♪ 58 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:31,260 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT JUST RAP THAT'S CRAP ♪ 59 00:02:31,327 --> 00:02:32,528 ♪ IT'S ALL MUSIC, IN FACT ♪ 60 00:02:32,595 --> 00:02:35,164 ♪ YOU KNOW, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, THROW IN CREATIVE EXPRESSION ♪ 61 00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:38,134 ♪ MAKES ME WANT TO BLAST THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION ♪ 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,203 ZORAK, AREN'T YOU BEING JUST A WEE BIT HARSH? 63 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:43,139 ♪ IF I WAS THE BOSS, I'D ENSLAVE ALL OF Y'ALL ♪ 64 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,976 ♪ I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE, I'D EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE ♪ 65 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,311 ♪ LEAVING JUST THE LADY TYPES ♪ 66 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,545 ♪ THAT TREAT A MANTIS RIGHT ♪ 67 00:02:49,612 --> 00:02:52,748 ♪ I'M TALKING STACKED RACKS AND A MOUTH THAT'S SHUT TIGHT ♪ 68 00:02:52,815 --> 00:02:53,783 ♪ SCREW THAT! 69 00:02:53,849 --> 00:02:56,218 ♪ THE GIRLIES GOT TO GO, I DON'T LOVE THEM HOS ♪ 70 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:58,254 ♪ I'M SO OUT THE DO' 71 00:02:58,321 --> 00:02:59,455 ♪ FOR SHO' 72 00:02:59,522 --> 00:03:01,023 BWAH HA HA HA! 73 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,259 D'OH! I DIDN'T KNOW ZORAK COULD DO THAT. 74 00:03:03,326 --> 00:03:06,529 THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME. HA HA HA! 75 00:03:06,596 --> 00:03:08,965 REALLY? LIKE WHAT ELSE? 76 00:03:09,031 --> 00:03:11,233 I'M 40 YEARS OLD! 77 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,402 BWAH HA HA HA! 78 00:03:13,469 --> 00:03:16,939 WELL, THAT SURE CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD. 79 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:18,674 OH! WHEW! 80 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,042 COME ON, FEET. 81 00:03:20,109 --> 00:03:21,744 LET'S GET TO STEPPING. 82 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:27,149 WELCOME TO STICKY'S BEAT SHACK. 83 00:03:27,216 --> 00:03:29,585 HOW MAY I FLIP YOUR LID? HA HA HA! 84 00:03:29,652 --> 00:03:33,589 OH, WELL, I'M JUST HERE TO, YOU KNOW, HANG OUT, 85 00:03:33,656 --> 00:03:34,857 SEE WHAT'S UP WITH THE COMPETITION. 86 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:36,425 OH, I'D FORGET ABOUT THAT. 87 00:03:36,492 --> 00:03:37,960 THE BEST RAPPER WHAT EVER WAS 88 00:03:38,027 --> 00:03:40,529 IS COMING BACK TO TOWN TO BREAK IT DOWN. 89 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,632 I'M TALKING ABOUT PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO 90 00:03:42,698 --> 00:03:46,002 MACK DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG. HA HA! 91 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:47,069 NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 92 00:03:47,136 --> 00:03:50,773 ARE YOU SUGGESTING HE'S AS TALENTED AS ME? 93 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,442 I FIND THAT HARD AND DIFFICULT 94 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:55,544 AND HARD TO BELIEVE. 95 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:56,612 LOOK, SHORTY. 96 00:03:56,679 --> 00:03:58,080 EVERYBODY THINKS THEY PIMP. 97 00:03:58,147 --> 00:04:00,683 NOT THE CASE. THEY JUST FRONTING. 98 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,185 ♪ NO MATTER HOW YOU FLOW, HE'LL LET YOU KNOW, DAWG ♪ 99 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:04,654 ♪ IF I WERE YOU, I'D JUST GO HOME, DAWG ♪ 100 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,824 ♪ PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG ♪ 101 00:04:08,891 --> 00:04:10,459 ♪ GOT A TWO-WAY 24 GRILL TO GO ♪ 102 00:04:10,526 --> 00:04:11,594 ♪ PHAT CRIB WITH A BARBER'S POLE ♪ 103 00:04:11,661 --> 00:04:13,295 ♪ THINK YOU GOT GAME? THINK AGAIN, YOU KNOW ♪ 104 00:04:13,362 --> 00:04:15,464 ♪ HEADS UP, YOU'LL END UP WITH A TAG ON YOUR TOE, YO ♪ 105 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:19,268 ♪ WHAT THE WHO'S-A-WHAT? WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? ♪ 106 00:04:19,335 --> 00:04:20,503 ♪ GO ON, DAWG 107 00:04:20,569 --> 00:04:21,871 ♪ WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? ♪ 108 00:04:21,937 --> 00:04:24,106 OK. YOU WANT ME TO SLOW IT DOWN FOR YOU? 109 00:04:24,173 --> 00:04:25,241 I HEAR YOU. 110 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,509 ♪ THE MAN'S UNDEFEATED, THAT'S THE STONE COLD TRUTH ♪ 111 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:28,711 ♪ HE'S NOT KICKING YOUR ASS, THEN HE'S KNOCKING THE BOOTS ♪ 112 00:04:28,778 --> 00:04:30,513 ♪ HE'S COUNTING TO 10, I SAY, HE'S ROCKING THE BLUES ♪ 113 00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:32,948 ♪ IT'S A GAME, ALL RIGHT, AND YOU STAND TO LOSE ♪ 114 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:34,817 MY GOOD MAN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW 115 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:37,787 THAT LOSING IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY, 116 00:04:37,853 --> 00:04:42,725 BUT NEITHER IS PHLOSSYNASYNIA PURIFICATION. 117 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:43,626 AW, MAN. 118 00:04:43,693 --> 00:04:45,728 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM. 119 00:04:45,795 --> 00:04:48,864 MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, 120 00:04:48,931 --> 00:04:50,933 OH, MAN, OH, MAN. 121 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,101 WHAT TROUBLES YOU, NEIGHBORHOOD BRAK? 122 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:55,838 WELL, YOU SEE, I WAS GONNA ENTER THIS BIG CONTEST AND WIN 123 00:04:55,905 --> 00:04:57,740 BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS BORN TO WIN, 124 00:04:57,807 --> 00:05:00,509 BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M BORN TO LOSE. 125 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:04,346 MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A COMPLETE SHAM! 126 00:05:04,413 --> 00:05:06,182 THE HOSPITAL HOODWINKED ME! 127 00:05:06,248 --> 00:05:08,517 WHERE IS THIS EVIL HOSPITAL? I WILL DESTROY IT! 128 00:05:08,584 --> 00:05:12,054 NO. DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THEM. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. 129 00:05:12,121 --> 00:05:13,122 THEN WHOSE FAULT IS IT? 130 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:16,492 OH, IT'S JUST THIS SUPER-HARD-CORE AWESOME RAPPER. 131 00:05:16,559 --> 00:05:18,761 AAAH! I WILL DESTROY HIM! 132 00:05:18,828 --> 00:05:20,996 AWAY! 133 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,366 I'LL NEED HIS COORDINATES. 134 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:27,169 HOW CAN I LAUNCH AN OFFENSIVE WITHOUT THE COORDINATES?! 135 00:05:27,236 --> 00:05:30,840 OH, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, THUNDERCRANKY? HA HA HA! 136 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:31,674 I'M ON EDGE. 137 00:05:31,741 --> 00:05:33,409 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A BATTLE FOR WEEKS. 138 00:05:33,476 --> 00:05:34,810 I LONG FOR THE TASTE OF WAR. 139 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:38,247 ♪ WAR IS MY PROFESSION, WAR IS MY OBSESSION ♪ 140 00:05:38,314 --> 00:05:42,251 ♪ NOTHING I LIKE BETTER THAN A VIOLENT INTERCESSION ♪ 141 00:05:42,318 --> 00:05:45,521 ♪ BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED, THICK ENOUGH TO SWIM IN ♪ 142 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:50,126 ♪ AS I HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF MY CONQUERED FOE'S WOMEN ♪ 143 00:05:50,192 --> 00:05:51,494 ♪ WAR, IT'S GOOD FOR ME ♪ 144 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,929 ♪ WHAT'S MY NAME? ♪ 145 00:05:53,996 --> 00:05:55,231 ♪ WAR, IT'S GOOD FOR ME ♪ 146 00:05:55,297 --> 00:05:58,033 ♪ WHAT'S MY NAME? ♪ 147 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:02,304 YOU WANT A BATTLE? TAKE THIS! 148 00:06:04,173 --> 00:06:08,878 ♪ IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE NO AGGRESSION ♪ 149 00:06:08,944 --> 00:06:10,813 ♪ NO TIME FOR SECOND-GUESSIN' ♪ 150 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,315 ♪ YOU NEED A SECRET WEAPON ♪ 151 00:06:13,382 --> 00:06:14,250 AWAY! 152 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:18,888 OH, ISN'T THAT NICE? THUNDERCLEESE HAS FOUND HIMSELF A BATTLE. 153 00:06:18,954 --> 00:06:19,889 Thundercleese: AAH! 154 00:06:19,955 --> 00:06:22,691 IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS... 155 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:26,362 YOU BLOW THOSE LEMONS TO BITS WITH YOUR LASER CANNONS! 156 00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:29,398 DAD? 157 00:06:29,465 --> 00:06:31,467 M-MOTHER, IS THAT YOU? 158 00:06:31,534 --> 00:06:33,636 NO. IT'S ME, YOUR SON BRAK. 159 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:35,104 WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN THE DARK? 160 00:06:35,171 --> 00:06:37,339 BECAUSE THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. 161 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,775 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWITCH IS LOCATED? 162 00:06:39,842 --> 00:06:41,811 YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO TURN IT ON FOR YOU? 163 00:06:41,877 --> 00:06:45,381 NO! I WANT MOTHER TO TURN IT ON. SHE HAS SUCH A FLAIR. 164 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,684 JUST A SIMPLE FLIP OF HER DAINTY WRIST, 165 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,286 AND LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE, 166 00:06:50,352 --> 00:06:52,488 BUT NOW THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS. 167 00:06:52,555 --> 00:06:54,590 GOSH, DAD. SHE'S ONLY ON VACATION. 168 00:06:54,657 --> 00:06:56,926 I'M TURNING THESE LIGHTS ON. 169 00:06:56,992 --> 00:06:57,827 OHH! 170 00:06:58,994 --> 00:07:00,329 OHH! 171 00:07:00,396 --> 00:07:01,797 AAH! 172 00:07:01,864 --> 00:07:02,698 AY! 173 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,568 HA HA HA! 174 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,036 AHH. OK. 175 00:07:07,102 --> 00:07:08,737 WELL, I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS 176 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:11,006 AND TRY AND THINK OF A SECRET WEAPON. 177 00:07:11,073 --> 00:07:12,074 OK, SON, 178 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,310 AND LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP. 179 00:07:14,376 --> 00:07:18,080 Narrator: LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE RAP CONTEST... 180 00:07:19,081 --> 00:07:20,583 ♪ MY NAME IS CLARENCE, AND THAT'S NO LIE ♪ 181 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,618 ♪ IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MY MOM ♪ 182 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:25,688 ♪ SHE'S OVER THERE WITH THAT MAN SHE MAKES ME CALL DAD ♪ 183 00:07:25,754 --> 00:07:28,057 ♪ BUT HE'S NOT MY DAD, THAT'S GARY ♪ 184 00:07:28,123 --> 00:07:29,358 ♪ MY REAL DAD RAN AWAY 185 00:07:29,425 --> 00:07:32,795 ♪ OH, DADDY, WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU NOT LOVE ME? ♪ 186 00:07:32,862 --> 00:07:33,996 ♪ IS IT MY OBESITY? 187 00:07:34,063 --> 00:07:35,898 ♪ IS IT BECAUSE I LOVE THE THEATER? ♪ 188 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:39,335 ♪ WHY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WITH GARY? ♪ 189 00:07:39,401 --> 00:07:40,936 MOM! MOMMY! 190 00:07:42,238 --> 00:07:43,205 THANK YOU, CLARENCE. 191 00:07:43,272 --> 00:07:45,341 NEXT CONTESTANT IS MERLIN. 192 00:07:45,407 --> 00:07:48,210 Merlin: HERE'S ONE FOR THE WIZARDS IN THE CAZZASTLE. 193 00:07:48,277 --> 00:07:52,081 LISTEN WHILE I DROP SOME MAGIC ON YOUR HEINIES. 194 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:54,984 ♪ ALL THE WIZARDS IN THE HOUSE, SAY "YO" ♪ 195 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,753 ♪ PUT A 40 IN YOUR GOBLET, LET IT FLOW ♪ 196 00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:00,522 ♪ GIVES SOME PINCHES TO YOUR WENCHES DOWN LOW ♪ 197 00:08:00,589 --> 00:08:04,860 ♪ TAKE OUT YOUR CRYSTAL BALL, LET IT GLOW, WHAT'S IT SHOW? ♪ 198 00:08:04,927 --> 00:08:08,731 ♪ PUT YOUR STAFFS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪ 199 00:08:08,797 --> 00:08:10,099 ♪ AND SAY "YO" 200 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:11,367 ♪ YO 201 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,168 ♪ YO! 202 00:08:13,235 --> 00:08:14,870 YOOOOOOO! 203 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:17,239 MERLIN! 204 00:08:17,306 --> 00:08:19,875 NEXT CONTESTANT IS BRAK. 205 00:08:19,942 --> 00:08:20,676 Zorak: JERK! 206 00:08:20,743 --> 00:08:22,211 GREETINGS, ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 207 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:25,114 MY NAME IS BRAK, AS YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER. 208 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,116 ♪ WELL, IT'S BRAK, Y'ALL, GET BACK, Y'ALL ♪ 209 00:08:27,182 --> 00:08:29,151 ♪ FROM THE FRONT ROW TO THE BACK WALL ♪ 210 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:31,053 ♪ I GET ALL THE PEOPLE'S TOES A-TAPPIN' ♪ 211 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,622 ♪ THANKS TO MY RAPPIN', IT'S NOT HAPPENSTANCE ♪ 212 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ JUST DANCE, JUST JUMP 213 00:08:35,124 --> 00:08:37,626 ♪ GET ON THE FLOOR AND SHAKE THAT BIG OL' RUMP ♪ 214 00:08:37,693 --> 00:08:38,694 ♪ JUST DANCE, JUST JUMP 215 00:08:38,761 --> 00:08:41,630 ♪ GET ON THE FLOOR AND SHAKE THAT BIG OL' RUMP ♪ 216 00:08:41,697 --> 00:08:43,999 ♪ SHAKE THAT BUTT, SHAKE THAT BOTTOM ♪ 217 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,200 ♪ SHAKE THAT HEINIE HEINDER 218 00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:48,404 ♪ AND ALL THAT STUFF THAT YOU SHAKE BEHIND YOU ♪ 219 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:49,939 DO THE SHAKIN' THE BUTT! 220 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:51,507 WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? 221 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,176 CONGRATULATIONS, BRAK! 222 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:54,910 Zorak: JERK! 223 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:56,078 AND NOW THE FINAL CONTESTANT IS 224 00:08:56,145 --> 00:09:00,983 PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG. 225 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:02,351 HEY, MAN. CHECK THIS OUT. 226 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,886 ♪ I'M PRIME, DOP DOO DOP DOO WAH ♪ 227 00:09:03,953 --> 00:09:05,187 ♪ CUT, WAH KOO KOO KOO WAH KAH ♪ 228 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,523 ♪ MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY, WHAT'S UP? ♪ 229 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,892 ♪ I SAID, A-JIZZABANG, BOOM BOOM BOOM ♪ 230 00:09:09,959 --> 00:09:10,793 ♪ DIGGITY DOGG 231 00:09:10,859 --> 00:09:12,995 ♪ I SAID, A-DOGG A-DOGG A DIGGITY DOGG ♪ 232 00:09:13,062 --> 00:09:14,997 ♪ FALL TO YOUR KNEES, PLEASE, BREATHE DEEP ♪ 233 00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:16,198 ♪ AND WATCH THE REAPER REAP 234 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:19,068 ♪ FORGET CHILLIN' OUT, YOU REALLY NEED THE DEEP FREEZE ♪ 235 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,202 ♪ THE ONLY WAY THE MIKE CHANGED ♪ 236 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,603 ♪ IS THAT YOU COVERED IT WITH STINK ♪ 237 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:24,206 ♪ IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE 'CAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY THE WEAKEST LINK ♪ 238 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:27,109 ♪ BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, BUD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD ♪ 239 00:09:27,176 --> 00:09:30,479 ♪ LET'S CALL IT CURTAINS LIKE WHATEVER THE HELL'S ON YOUR HEAD ♪ 240 00:09:30,546 --> 00:09:33,282 ♪ CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR LIPLESS FACE ♪ 241 00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:35,951 ♪ WHEN I RAP YOUR PUNK ASS RIGHT OUT OF THIS PLACE ♪ 242 00:09:36,018 --> 00:09:36,852 ♪ MY NAME IS PRIME CUT 243 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:39,154 ♪ YOU AIN'T GOT NO RHYME ♪ 244 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:41,190 ♪ YOU GONNA LOSE BIG TIME ♪ 245 00:09:41,256 --> 00:09:42,024 ♪ DON'T YOU HEAR? 246 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:44,960 ♪ 'CAUSE NO M.C. HAS EVER SURVIVED ♪ 247 00:09:45,027 --> 00:09:46,562 ♪ THAT WENT UP AGAINST PRIME ♪ 248 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,831 ♪ PRIME 249 00:09:48,897 --> 00:09:49,665 TELL IT, PRIME. 250 00:09:49,732 --> 00:09:52,234 YOU'RE UNDISPUTED OR UNDEFEATED, BABY. 251 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,770 THAT'S RIGHT, SUCKER. 252 00:09:54,837 --> 00:09:55,738 ♪ PRIME, I MUST ADMIT ♪ 253 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:56,939 ♪ THAT WAS PRETTY ROOTIN'-TOOTIN' ♪ 254 00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:59,942 ♪ YOUR RIP-ROARIN' RAPPING GAVE MY BRAK BUTT A BOOTIN' ♪ 255 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:01,343 ♪ LIKE A SOAP THAT'S ON A ROPE ♪ 256 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:02,845 ♪ I'M FEELING HUNG UP IN THE SHOWER ♪ 257 00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:07,416 ♪ IF I HAD A WATCH, IT'D SAY, THIS WOULD BE MY FINAL HOUR ♪ 258 00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:10,386 WAAAH. 259 00:10:10,452 --> 00:10:12,221 DID SOMEBODY ORDER A SECRET WEAPON? 260 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:13,489 SAY WHAT? SAY WHAT? SAY WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 261 00:10:13,555 --> 00:10:16,425 ♪ HEY, DAD, FANCY SEEING YOU UP HERE ON THE STAGE ♪ 262 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,261 ♪ YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BREAK IT DOWN REGARDLESS OF AGE? ♪ 263 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,031 ♪ THIS PARTY NEEDED GOOD OLD DAD TO COME IN AND SURPRISE IT ♪ 264 00:10:22,097 --> 00:10:25,934 ♪ I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN SO THAT IT'S MOM WON'T RECOGNIZE IT ♪ 265 00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:32,541 ♪ DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD ♪ 266 00:10:32,608 --> 00:10:34,076 ♪ DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD ♪ 267 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:35,811 IS THAT BROKEN ENOUGH FOR YOU? 268 00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:37,179 HE'S STILL STANDING, DADDY. 269 00:10:37,246 --> 00:10:38,147 NOT FOR LONG. 270 00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:39,915 ♪ HIBBY DIBBY DIBBY HUBBY YIBBY HO ♪ 271 00:10:39,982 --> 00:10:41,850 ♪ HABBY DABBY HABBY DABBA HIBBY YABBA HO ♪ 272 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:46,355 ♪ HUMMINABBA SAY VITAMA FOO 273 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:47,589 ♪ HABBA DABBA BLAH GO BLAVINIVA FO ♪ 274 00:10:47,656 --> 00:10:48,824 ♪ HA GO LIBINA VIS OH DEE 275 00:10:48,891 --> 00:10:50,325 ♪ HA GO LIBINA SONNA GIMMA YA 276 00:10:50,392 --> 00:10:51,627 ♪ HIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DIBBA HUBBY DIBBY HO BI ♪ 277 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,729 ♪ HIBBY DIBBY DUBBA DUBBA HUBBY DIBBY HO ♪ 278 00:10:53,796 --> 00:10:55,664 HA HA HA! 279 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:58,033 THE WINNER IS BRAK... 280 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:58,934 Zorak: JERK! 281 00:10:59,001 --> 00:10:59,968 AND HIS DAD! 282 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,472 WELL, DAD, YOU CERTAINLY CAME THROUGH IN A PINCH. 283 00:11:06,742 --> 00:11:11,313 THOSE BETTER BE TALKING BUBBLES, BUDDY. 284 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,247 AAAAH! 285 00:11:12,314 --> 00:11:14,983 Prime: ♪ I SAID, YOU AIN'T GOT NO RHYME ♪ 286 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,252 ♪ AND YOU GONNA LOSE BIG TIME 287 00:11:17,319 --> 00:11:21,490 ♪ 'CAUSE NO M.C. HAS EVER SURVIVED THAT WENT UP ♪ 288 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,392 ♪ AGAINST PRIME... 289 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:26,161 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 290 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:30,466 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 291 00:11:31,305 --> 00:12:31,366