"The Brak Show" President Dad

1 00:00:03,446 --> 00:00:06,916 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 3 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,501 HA HA HA! 4 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:26,836 HA HA HA! 5 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,070 HA HA HA! 6 00:00:28,137 --> 00:00:29,605 GIVE ME MY MAIL! 7 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:30,940 SCREW YOU! IT'S MINE! 8 00:00:31,007 --> 00:00:32,942 ZORAK, JUST GIVE HIM HIS MAIL. 9 00:00:33,009 --> 00:00:35,144 BRAK IS NOT ENJOYING THIS GAME. 10 00:00:35,211 --> 00:00:37,947 COME AND GET ME, JERK! 11 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:39,182 AAH! 12 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,083 OH, COME ON, Y'ALL. 13 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:43,319 LET'S DO SOMETHING FUN. 14 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:45,021 AAH! AAH! 15 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,223 I STILL GOT YOUR MAIL! HA! 16 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:50,193 ♪ DA DA DA DA DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪ 17 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,563 MOTHER, DO THEY MAKE HIGH-HEELED SHOES FOR MEN? 18 00:00:53,629 --> 00:00:55,998 I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND. 19 00:00:56,966 --> 00:00:59,135 BRAK, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OUT THERE? 20 00:00:59,202 --> 00:01:00,636 OH, ZORAK'S PLAYING 21 00:01:00,703 --> 00:01:01,804 A NEW GAME HE MADE UP 22 00:01:01,871 --> 00:01:03,673 CALLED "I STEAL YOUR MAIL AND KEEP IT." 23 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:05,475 HE DIDN'T GET OUR MAIL, DID HE? 24 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:07,477 NO. I WENT OUT AND GOT IT EARLY THIS MORNING, 25 00:01:07,543 --> 00:01:08,578 BEFORE ZORAK MADE BAIL. 26 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:10,713 GOOD WORK. TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 27 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,249 OH, HONEY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ANOTHER LETTER 28 00:01:13,316 --> 00:01:14,917 FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION. 29 00:01:14,984 --> 00:01:16,319 OH, JUST THROW IT AWAY. 30 00:01:16,385 --> 00:01:17,920 DEAR, YOU BETTER READ THIS ONE. 31 00:01:17,987 --> 00:01:19,622 IT SAYS, "FINAL NOTICE." 32 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:20,857 OH, GO AHEAD. LET'S HEAR IT. 33 00:01:20,923 --> 00:01:23,392 I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT UP WITH THIS BULLCRAP, 34 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:24,894 A MAN OF MY STATURE. 35 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:25,995 "DEAR NEIGHBOR, 36 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:27,296 "DESPITE NUMEROUS WARNINGS, 37 00:01:27,363 --> 00:01:29,465 "YOU CONTINUE TO VIOLATE NEIGHBORHOOD RULES 38 00:01:29,532 --> 00:01:31,400 "BY RETRIEVING YOUR MORNING PAPER 39 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,603 WEARING ONLY EUROPEAN-STYLE BRIEFS." 40 00:01:33,669 --> 00:01:35,171 I SENT THEM A LETTER ABOUT THAT. 41 00:01:35,238 --> 00:01:36,772 "IF, AS YOUR LETTER EXPLAINED, 42 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:39,642 "YOU MUST CONTINUE THIS PRACTICE FOR MEDICAL REASONS, 43 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:41,110 "PLEASE BEND AT THE KNEE 44 00:01:41,177 --> 00:01:42,311 "RATHER THAN THE WAIST. 45 00:01:42,378 --> 00:01:44,146 "SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT A MYSTERY. 46 00:01:44,213 --> 00:01:46,916 "THIS IS YOUR FINAL NOTICE REGARDING THIS MATTER. 47 00:01:46,983 --> 00:01:48,150 SINCERELY, GALROG." 48 00:01:48,217 --> 00:01:50,319 WHO DOES THIS GALROG THINK HE IS? 49 00:01:50,386 --> 00:01:53,122 WELL, HE'S PRESIDENT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION, DEAR. 50 00:01:53,189 --> 00:01:54,624 OH, IS HE? WELL, HOW COME 51 00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:56,125 NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN HIM? 52 00:01:56,192 --> 00:01:57,360 HE JUST SITS IN HIS CAVE, 53 00:01:57,426 --> 00:02:00,630 FIRING OFF LETTERS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. 54 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:03,232 HA! "CUT YOUR GRASS, CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS, 55 00:02:03,299 --> 00:02:06,402 PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON." BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! 56 00:02:06,469 --> 00:02:07,436 HONEY, I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 57 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,005 NO, NO, NO. NOT THIS TIME, I'M NOT. 58 00:02:09,071 --> 00:02:10,573 I'M TIRED OF BEING PUSHED AROUND 59 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,074 LIKE A STOLEN SHOPPING CART 60 00:02:12,141 --> 00:02:13,609 FULL OF ROTTEN PUMPKIN MEAT. 61 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:17,246 IT'S TIME I DID SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 62 00:02:17,313 --> 00:02:19,048 WHAT YOU GONNA DO, DAD? 63 00:02:19,115 --> 00:02:21,384 I'M GOING TO RUN AGAINST GALROG 64 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:22,618 FOR PRESIDENT! 65 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,287 HOLY GHERKIN PICKLES, POP! 66 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,321 ARE YOU REALLY? 67 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:27,823 I'M GOING TO RUN, I'M GOING TO WIN, 68 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,959 AND THERE WILL BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE, 69 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:32,194 NOT ALL OF THEM FOR THE BETTER EITHER. 70 00:02:32,261 --> 00:02:33,729 AND IF MY SUBJECTS DON'T APPROVE, 71 00:02:33,796 --> 00:02:35,631 WELL, THAT'S TOO STINKING BAD, 72 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:38,234 BECAUSE I AM THE KING NOW! 73 00:02:38,301 --> 00:02:39,535 DON'T YOU MEAN PRESIDENT? 74 00:02:39,602 --> 00:02:41,070 WOMAN, MUST YOU ALWAYS BRING ME DOWN 75 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,638 WHEN I'M AT THE APEX OF MY PASSIONS? 76 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:45,241 I'M NOT SURE IF THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 77 00:02:45,308 --> 00:02:47,810 GALROG HAS DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB AS PRESIDENT. 78 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,845 THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S CLEAN. IT'S SAFE. 79 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:51,247 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 80 00:02:51,314 --> 00:02:52,515 WOW! PRESIDENT DAD. 81 00:02:52,582 --> 00:02:54,483 CAN WE HAVE AN ARMY OF GUERRILLAS? 82 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,686 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC, MAN. 83 00:02:56,752 --> 00:02:59,322 DRAFT A PROPOSAL. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 84 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:00,056 FANTASTIC! 85 00:03:00,122 --> 00:03:02,258 COME ON, BRAK. LET'S GET STARTED. 86 00:03:02,325 --> 00:03:03,893 WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO. 87 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,629 Narrator: LATER ON, WHEN IT WAS EVENING... 88 00:03:06,696 --> 00:03:08,297 MOTHER, LISTEN TO THIS STORY 89 00:03:08,364 --> 00:03:10,399 I HAD PLANTED IN THE PAPER. 90 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,501 "PRESIDENT GALROG HAS CHANGED 91 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,704 "THE SPEED LIMIT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 92 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:16,572 "TO 140 MILES PER HOUR. 93 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:17,807 "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, 94 00:03:17,873 --> 00:03:21,110 "THEN STAY OFF MY FRIGGIN' STREETS, GALROG SAID. 95 00:03:21,177 --> 00:03:22,979 AND BITE ME WHILE YOU'RE AT IT." 96 00:03:23,045 --> 00:03:25,481 I WROTE THAT MYSELF. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 97 00:03:25,548 --> 00:03:26,882 DO YOU REALLY THINK LYING 98 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:28,250 IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO ABOUT THIS? 99 00:03:28,317 --> 00:03:30,486 THAT'S POLITICS, BABY. THE BEST LIAR WINS. 100 00:03:30,553 --> 00:03:32,688 OH, LOOK. MY COMMERCIAL IS COMING ON. 101 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:36,092 Man, voice-over: DAD PROMISES SUNNY DAYS 102 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:39,495 AND PERFECT HEALTH FOR EVERYONE. 103 00:03:39,562 --> 00:03:42,331 GALROG WANTS TO DESTROY YOUR BELOVED PETS 104 00:03:42,398 --> 00:03:47,670 WITH PET BOMBS THAT HE MAKES IN HIS EVIL GARAGE. 105 00:03:47,737 --> 00:03:50,006 DAD PROMISES TO GIVE FREE MONEY 106 00:03:50,072 --> 00:03:52,875 TO ANYONE WHO WANTS SOME EXTRA MONEY. 107 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:56,979 GALROG WANTS TO TAKE YOUR MONEY AND BUY A GOLDEN KNIFE 108 00:03:57,046 --> 00:04:00,583 SO HE CAN STAB YOU WITH IT IN THE HEART. 109 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:04,020 DAD IS A LOVING FATHER AND A FAITHFUL HUSBAND. 110 00:04:04,086 --> 00:04:05,421 JUST LISTEN. 111 00:04:05,488 --> 00:04:09,025 DAD IS A GOOD FATHER AND VERY SEXY, TO BOOT. 112 00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:11,961 HE'D BE THE PERFECT MAN FOR THE JOB... 113 00:04:12,028 --> 00:04:16,332 ANY JOB, LADIES. HA HA HA! 114 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:17,633 I NEVER SAID THAT. 115 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,135 QUIET. YOU'RE MISSING IT. 116 00:04:19,201 --> 00:04:21,003 GALROG DOESN'T HAVE A FAMILY. 117 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:23,472 HE'S A BACHELOR... IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 118 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,074 AND HE'S LETTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD 119 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,410 GO TO HELL IN A HANDCART, MY FRIEND. 120 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:30,179 GALROG SAID THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION 121 00:04:30,246 --> 00:04:33,115 IS COOL IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, 122 00:04:33,182 --> 00:04:34,050 SUCKERS. 123 00:04:34,116 --> 00:04:35,918 I RECEIVED ASSURANCES FROM MR. GALROG 124 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:39,288 THAT A YOUNG ENTREPRENEUR, SUCH AS MYSELF, 125 00:04:39,355 --> 00:04:40,823 WOULD NOT BE INHIBITATED 126 00:04:40,890 --> 00:04:43,426 BY THE AUTHORIFICATIONS IN THIS PARTICULAR LOCATION. 127 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:47,129 GALROG IS WIGGITY-WHACK WITH OUR INDUSTRY, 128 00:04:47,196 --> 00:04:47,863 SUCKERS. 129 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:50,466 SCENES LIKE THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN 130 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:53,936 IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN I'M THE PRESIDENT. 131 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:57,373 I'M HERE...FOR YOU. 132 00:04:58,207 --> 00:05:02,712 3 LETTERS NEVER SAID QUITE SO MUCH. 133 00:05:05,614 --> 00:05:07,950 MY GOODNESS. THAT WAS NOTHING BUT A PACK OF LIES. 134 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:09,151 HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT ZORAK? 135 00:05:09,218 --> 00:05:11,120 FOR THE MONEY, I THOUGHT HE WAS PRETTY GOOD. 136 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:13,355 BY THE WAY, DON'T EXPECT ANY MORE MAIL THIS WEEK. 137 00:05:13,422 --> 00:05:14,623 I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED. 138 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,493 I DIDN'T THINK EVEN YOU WOULD STOOP THIS LOW. 139 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,828 I'M GOING TO BED. 140 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:22,098 AH, SOMEONE FEELING A LITTLE FRISKY NOW? 141 00:05:22,164 --> 00:05:23,532 OH, PLEASE. 142 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:25,201 HEY, DAD, I'VE BEEN WORKING 143 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,736 ON A NEW CAMPAIGN SONG. 144 00:05:26,802 --> 00:05:27,970 YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? 145 00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:29,872 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW, SON. 146 00:05:29,939 --> 00:05:31,107 WELL, I'M PRETTY MUCH 147 00:05:31,173 --> 00:05:33,542 GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY. HERE WE GO! 148 00:05:33,609 --> 00:05:37,546 ♪ THAT'S THE ONE, DON'T YOU KNOW ♪ 149 00:05:37,613 --> 00:05:40,483 ♪ SCOOP-A-DOODLE DADDLE-DEEDLE-DO ♪ 150 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:44,453 ♪ NOW, I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE CAN DO ♪ 151 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,088 ♪ BUT HE KNOWS THE BEEDLE-DEEDLE ♪ 152 00:05:46,155 --> 00:05:47,990 ♪ AND THE BIDDLE- DADDLE-SHOO-POP ♪ 153 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:52,595 ♪ EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE SAY DAD-A-DO ♪ 154 00:05:55,131 --> 00:05:59,535 ♪ LIKE YOUR LOVE FOR THE DADDLE-DIDDLE-DOH ♪ 155 00:06:02,505 --> 00:06:04,507 ♪ BADDLE-DIDDLE-DADDLE ♪ 156 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:08,244 ♪ VOTE FOR DAD ♪ 157 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,411 BRAK, YOU'VE DONE IT. 158 00:06:09,478 --> 00:06:13,883 YOU CAPTURED MY ESSENCE WITH A CLASSIC JAZZ FLAVOR. 159 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:14,784 BRILLIANT! 160 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:16,352 NOW LET'S SEE WHAT I'M DOING IN THE POLLS. 161 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,621 FINALLY, THE LATEST POLLS SHOW DAD LEADING 162 00:06:18,687 --> 00:06:21,657 INCUMBENT GALROG BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN. 163 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:24,493 THIS HAS PROMPTED GALROG TO ACCEPT DAD'S OFFER 164 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,628 TO A TELEVISED DEBATE. 165 00:06:25,694 --> 00:06:28,697 GALROG HAS NOT APPEARED IN PUBLIC FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS. 166 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:31,200 WOW! THAT'S A LONG TIME. GOOD NIGHT. 167 00:06:37,072 --> 00:06:38,741 WHAT IS THAT NOISE YOU'RE MAKING? 168 00:06:38,808 --> 00:06:40,843 ARE YOU TRYING TO JAM MY CIRCUITS? 169 00:06:40,910 --> 00:06:42,144 BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL! 170 00:06:42,211 --> 00:06:43,679 OH, I'M SORRY, MR. THUNDERCLEESE. 171 00:06:43,746 --> 00:06:45,481 I'M ALL EXCITED BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY 172 00:06:45,548 --> 00:06:48,951 TO WATCH MY DAD WIN THE BIG DEBATE WITH GALROG. 173 00:06:49,018 --> 00:06:50,486 YOUR FATHER IS A FOOL. 174 00:06:50,553 --> 00:06:54,056 HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF YOUR FUTURE PRESIDENT LIKE THAT? 175 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,324 I WON'T HEAR OF IT! 176 00:06:55,391 --> 00:06:57,893 YOUR FATHER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO. 177 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,198 GALROG IS NOT ONLY A WONDERFUL AND EFFECTIVE NEIGHBORHOOD PRESIDENT, 178 00:07:02,264 --> 00:07:04,834 HE IS ALSO A VERY DANGEROUS ENTITY. 179 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,001 COME AGAIN? 180 00:07:06,068 --> 00:07:09,338 HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO, BEFORE HE SETTLED INTO RETIREMENT, 181 00:07:09,405 --> 00:07:12,308 GALROG WAS A TERRIBLE PLANET-DEVOURING MONSTER. 182 00:07:12,374 --> 00:07:13,209 HUH?! 183 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:15,144 NO ONE, NOT EVEN ARMIES, COULD DEFEAT HIM. 184 00:07:15,211 --> 00:07:18,180 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE THE DAYS OF... 185 00:07:18,247 --> 00:07:19,181 THUNDERCLEESE! 186 00:07:19,248 --> 00:07:21,550 Chorus: ♪ THUNDERCLEESE ♪ 187 00:07:21,617 --> 00:07:24,353 WOW! THAT WAS NEAT. DO IT AGAIN. 188 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:25,287 NO! 189 00:07:25,354 --> 00:07:26,322 OH, MAN. 190 00:07:26,388 --> 00:07:28,657 GALROG'S TENURE AS PRESIDENT HAS TAMED HIS RAGE. 191 00:07:28,724 --> 00:07:30,259 IF HE WERE TO LOSE THIS ELECTION, 192 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:32,628 WHO KNOWS WHAT FURY HE WILL UNLEASH. 193 00:07:32,695 --> 00:07:34,463 YOUR FATHER IS IN GRAVE DANGER! 194 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:38,100 OH, NO! I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE DEBATE AND SAVE MY DAD! 195 00:07:41,904 --> 00:07:44,206 MOM, I'VE GOT TO STOP THE DEBATE. 196 00:07:44,273 --> 00:07:45,407 WHERE'S DADDY? 197 00:07:45,474 --> 00:07:46,976 OH, HE'S ABOUT TO GO ONSTAGE. 198 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:48,644 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DEAR? 199 00:07:48,711 --> 00:07:50,312 THUNDERCLEESE JUST TOLD ME 200 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:52,481 THAT GALROG IS A TERRIBLE MONSTER, 201 00:07:52,548 --> 00:07:53,849 AND IF HE LOSES TO DAD, 202 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:56,452 HE'S GONNA EAT DAD AND EVERYBODY, 203 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,120 ESPECIALLY DAD! 204 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,355 OH, DEAR. 205 00:07:59,421 --> 00:08:00,723 HE'S GOT TO LOSE, MOM! 206 00:08:00,789 --> 00:08:03,292 HE'S GOT TO LOSE TO LIVE! 207 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:05,861 YOU KNOW WHAT, BRAK? 208 00:08:05,928 --> 00:08:08,030 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY. 209 00:08:08,097 --> 00:08:10,132 HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LISTENED 210 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,635 TO YOUR FATHER, THE THINGS HE SAYS? 211 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,403 OF COURSE I LISTEN TO DAD. 212 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:16,572 HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY I KNOW. 213 00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:18,874 YOU REALLY ARE A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK. 214 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:20,843 WHO THE WHAT? BLOCK? WHAT BLOCK? 215 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:22,745 LET'S JUST WATCH THE DEBATE, DEAR. 216 00:08:22,811 --> 00:08:25,748 TRUST ME. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. 217 00:08:25,814 --> 00:08:27,983 Announcer: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 218 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,885 LET'S MEET THE CANDIDATES. 219 00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:31,453 FIRST THE CHALLENGER, DAD. 220 00:08:32,521 --> 00:08:34,490 OH, YOUR FATHER LOOKS SO HANDSOME. 221 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,991 YOU KNOW WHAT'S SURPRISING? 222 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,193 HE'S MUCH TALLER IN PERSON. 223 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:39,595 AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME 224 00:08:39,662 --> 00:08:42,498 YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT...GALROG. 225 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:46,969 HE DIDN'T EVEN WEAR A TIE. WHAT A CLOWN. 226 00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:48,804 GRR... 227 00:08:48,871 --> 00:08:50,906 DAD WILL PRESENT HIS OPENING STATEMENT. 228 00:08:50,973 --> 00:08:52,274 YOU'VE ALL SEEN MY COMMERCIALS. 229 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:53,876 YOU'VE READ THE PAPERS. 230 00:08:53,943 --> 00:08:55,444 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE. 231 00:08:55,511 --> 00:08:56,745 JUST VOTE FOR ME, I WILL WIN, 232 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:59,715 AND THAT WILL BE THAT. YOUR TURN, BIG BOY. 233 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:00,516 GRR! 234 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,518 GALROG WANTS TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES. 235 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,320 ISSUES? SURE. FINE. GO AHEAD. 236 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:05,487 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 237 00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:08,857 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THE SIDEWALKS? 238 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:09,625 SIDEWALKS? 239 00:09:09,692 --> 00:09:12,361 WHO USES SIDEWALKS? HA HA. NOT ME. 240 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:13,629 I WILL TEAR THEM ALL UP 241 00:09:13,696 --> 00:09:15,564 AND MAKE A GIANT PILE OF JAGGED CONCRETE 242 00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:17,266 FOR THE KIDS TO PLAY ON. 243 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:19,601 GALROG WOULD REPAIR THE SIDEWALKS 244 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:22,838 AND BUILD A NEW PARK FOR THE CHILDREN TO PLAY IN. 245 00:09:23,872 --> 00:09:25,975 SURE, HOT DOG. SPEND ALL THE MONEY ON YOURSELF. 246 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:27,810 HEY, DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 247 00:09:27,876 --> 00:09:29,611 GRR! HOW WOULD YOU IMPROVE 248 00:09:29,678 --> 00:09:31,680 OUR NEIGHBORHOOD SECURITY WATCH? 249 00:09:31,747 --> 00:09:33,048 I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT. 250 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,583 I LIKE TO WATCH THE TV, THOUGH. 251 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:36,318 AS PRESIDENT, I WOULD USE MY POWER 252 00:09:36,385 --> 00:09:38,287 TO UNSCRAMBLE A COUPLE OF THOSE CHANNELS 253 00:09:38,354 --> 00:09:40,289 AT THE TOP OF THE DIAL. YOU KNOW THE ONES. 254 00:09:40,356 --> 00:09:42,524 IT'S SO FRUSTRATING. I'M A VISUAL GUY. 255 00:09:42,591 --> 00:09:44,593 I LIKE PICTURE WITH MY SOUND. 256 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:45,928 WHAT ABOUT THE SEWERS? 257 00:09:45,995 --> 00:09:48,297 YOU SAY SEWERS. I SAY WATER SLIDE. 258 00:09:48,364 --> 00:09:49,598 ENOUGH OF THIS! 259 00:09:49,665 --> 00:09:50,733 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 260 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,068 I HAVE BEEN A FAIR AND EFFICIENT PRESIDENT 261 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,204 FOR OVER A THOUSAND YEARS. 262 00:09:55,270 --> 00:09:57,006 THIS MAN OFFERS YOU NOTHING 263 00:09:57,072 --> 00:09:59,241 BUT EMPTY PROMISES AND SLANDER. 264 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,311 HE'S DRAGGING MY GOOD NAME THROUGH THE MUD! 265 00:10:02,378 --> 00:10:04,513 "GALROG" A GOOD NAME? NO, NO. 266 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:06,582 LAWRENCE. NOW, THERE'S A NAME 267 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,384 YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH BY. 268 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,419 WHAT DO YOU SAY, FOLKS? HUH? LAWRENCE? 269 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,388 Man: HOW ABOUT STANLEY? OR WILLARD? 270 00:10:12,454 --> 00:10:14,523 I LIKE "GALROG" BETTER THAN THAT. 271 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,157 ED? 272 00:10:15,224 --> 00:10:17,893 GRR! I WILL DESTROY YOU! 273 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,762 JUST LIKE YOU DID ALL THE PETS 274 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,765 WITH YOUR PET BOMBS YOU BUILT IN YOUR GARAGE. 275 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,866 I DON'T HAVE A GARAGE. 276 00:10:23,932 --> 00:10:27,469 MY WIFE TURNED IT INTO A SEWING PARLOR CENTURIES AGO. 277 00:10:27,536 --> 00:10:29,505 YOUR WIFE? WHO DO YOU THINK 278 00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:32,274 YOU'RE FOOLING, MISTER...BACHELOR? 279 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:33,542 SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 280 00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:35,210 HI, HONEY. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 281 00:10:35,277 --> 00:10:36,545 YOU SHOW 'EM, DADDY. 282 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:39,048 YOU SEE, NEIGHBORS, THIS MAN'S CAMPAIGN 283 00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:41,417 IS BASED ON NOTHING BUT LIES. 284 00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:44,953 EXACTLY. AND THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO WIN. 285 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:48,057 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST. 14 TO ONE?! 286 00:10:48,123 --> 00:10:51,260 MOTHER, YOU VOTED FOR GALROG? 287 00:10:51,326 --> 00:10:52,661 I WENT WITH MY GUT, BABE. 288 00:10:52,728 --> 00:10:54,363 WHAT CAN I SAY? I LIKE SIDEWALKS. 289 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:56,165 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY. 290 00:10:56,231 --> 00:11:00,035 I'D RATHER HAVE A LIVE DAD THAN A DEAD PRESIDENT. 291 00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:02,137 SPEAKING OF WHICH, CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN 292 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:03,338 THE BACK OF THIS CHECK? 293 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:05,107 AH, YOU WANT MY AUTOGRAPH. 294 00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:06,508 UH...YEAH, SURE. 295 00:11:06,575 --> 00:11:07,609 BUT WRITE "THUNDERCLEESE." 296 00:11:07,676 --> 00:11:10,512 Thundercleese: WHERE ARE YOU? 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