"The PJs" Ghetto Superstars

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 The Pjs - Ghetto Superstars IMDB ID#0182621 DDDBBB, v1.0, 08/02/25 23.976 FPS 2 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,820 <i>♪ Once upon a time in the projects ♪</i> 3 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,420 <i>♪ PJ's! ♪</i> 4 00:00:06,721 --> 00:00:07,520 <i>♪ Projects! ♪</i> 5 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,840 <i>♪ Low rent high rise, y'all! ♪</i> 6 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,280 <i>♪ PJ's! ♪</i> 7 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:12,400 <i>♪ Projects! ♪</i> 8 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,740 <i>♪ Living in the PJ's! ♪</i> 9 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:18,561 <i>♪ Holding down the cardboard condo Homeboy and a homemade bungalow ♪</i> 10 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:22,940 <i>♪ In the middle of the end of a dead-end one way street. ♪</i> 11 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:29,100 <i>♪ Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya Living in the PJ's! ♪</i> 12 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:31,740 <i>♪ PJ's! ♪</i> 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:39,074 14 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:51,200 How was your day, Thurgood? 15 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:54,580 Terrible. 16 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:56,560 I plunged 16 toilets and what did I get? 17 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:58,300 Another day older and a copy of Jet. 18 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,980 Hey, Ted Lanz is on the Hughleys this week. 19 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,780 A registered letter came for you from HUD. 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,060 The Adopt-a-Convict Program. 21 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:11,139 It says here that we can adopt a criminal and let him 22 00:01:11,163 --> 00:01:13,661 perform his community service by working in the projects. 23 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:14,900 Heh, heh, heh. 24 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,620 Isn't that something, Muriel? 25 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,880 I was put up for adoption by a convict. 26 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,240 Now I get to adopt one. 27 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,260 The circle of life continues. 28 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,280 All right, convict. 29 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:29,980 Welcome to the projects. 30 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,260 No one's ever escaped, so don't even try. 31 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,160 I'm gonna be your worst nightmare. 32 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,216 When I'm through with you, you're gonna wish you'd never killed that cop. 33 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,500 Man, I ain't kill no cop. 34 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,440 I'm here cause I ain't pay my taxes. 35 00:01:40,441 --> 00:01:42,100 You make over six thousand a year? 36 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:42,440 Yeah. 37 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,440 Well, we got a regular Chris Rockefeller here. 38 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:46,740 Ooh, look at me. 39 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:47,900 I'm in a tax bracket. 40 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,360 I live above the poverty line. 41 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,400 Hey, everybody. 42 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,620 I'm a thousandaire. 43 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,416 Well, guess who's gonna be laughing all the way to the Bank of Hoven? 44 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:54,780 Me. 45 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:57,100 Cause I got Donald Chump tar in my roof. 46 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,640 Man, this has already been tared. 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,560 Well, around here we do things the Thurgood Stubbs way. 48 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,920 And that means re-tar. 49 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,540 Yeah, you right about that. 50 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,400 All right. 51 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,120 Now you're gonna help me get the urine smell out of the stairwell. 52 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:17,136 Well, what are you waiting for? 53 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,160 Help me pick him up. 54 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,480 Yeah. 55 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:21,800 Toss me out, loser. 56 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,700 Man, this is slavery. 57 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,180 Slavery would be good for you. 58 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,040 You could use a little structure in your life. 59 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,680 Come here, boys. 60 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,960 I wanna scare you straight. 61 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,820 Turn around, jailbird, so they can see the face of a loser. 62 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,200 Oh my God. Oh my God. 63 00:02:42,224 --> 00:02:44,224 Oh my God. Oh my God. 64 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:44,540 Super! 65 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:45,880 Do you know who that is? 66 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,960 It's Infamous QT. 67 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:49,660 Infamous who? 68 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,400 Q...T. 69 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,000 Of QT Records. 70 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,040 He's a big time rapper! 71 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,020 You mean I was kicked out by a celebrity? 72 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,400 I'll never wash my soap again. 73 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,140 Hey, I know you. 74 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,500 You that singing man from the radio picture box. 75 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,540 What's with all you people? 76 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:12,720 So he's a rapper. 77 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,960 Big deal. 78 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,700 We got MC Hammer on the fifth floor. 79 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:18,240 Those are his faded genie pants hanging on the clothesline. 80 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,780 But Super, Infamous QT is large. 81 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,920 Then how come he only made $6,000 last year? 82 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,620 Try 90 million, fool. 83 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:29,180 90 million? 84 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,580 Your Majesty. 85 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:38,140 Why didn't you tell me you were all famous and better than me? 86 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,480 Because if I'd have told you who I was, man, everybody up here would have been all on my jock sweating me. 87 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,520 Oh, yeah, yeah. 88 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,220 There's nothing worse than a sweaty jock. 89 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,100 No, man. 90 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,756 I mean, they would have been trying to use me to get in the music business. 91 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:49,860 Well, that's just shameful. 92 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,781 You know, after you help me get into the music business, I'm going to see to it that no one does that to me. 93 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,580 Can you hand me that Brillo pad? 94 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,600 Look, man. 95 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,880 Shouldn't I be doing that? 96 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:01,100 I mean, I don't want to have to come back up here. 97 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:03,440 Except maybe to shoot an album cover. 98 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,676 Now, don't you worry about a thing, my brothers. 99 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:06,700 I got your back. 100 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,160 We creative, artistic people got to stick together. 101 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:09,300 Yes. 102 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:10,700 Did I mention that I'm a singer? 103 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,960 Chico, don't be discouraged. 104 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:17,700 The man, he ain't so hard to understand. 105 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,320 Listen here, man. 106 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,180 I ain't come up here looking for no talent. 107 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:21,920 Good. 108 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,136 Because I ain't got no talent. 109 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,636 I just want to be in the music business. 110 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:27,640 And all it takes is having just one homie who's got your back. 111 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,660 Man, get your hands up off me. 112 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,400 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 113 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:31,580 My bad. 114 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,100 Finally. 115 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,160 You heard that beat. 116 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,880 My community service is over. 117 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,460 And my time here is up. 118 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:38,900 Sorry about your life sentence, Pops 119 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,740 But I'm up out of here. Peace. 120 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:42,960 Wait! 121 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,980 You haven't tried my double fudge brownies. 122 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,960 Look here, Mr. QT. 123 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,880 You gotta help me get into the music biz. 124 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,080 I'll do anything. 125 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:51,960 I know. 126 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,280 I can be your sidekick. 127 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,780 I'll be just like Kato. 128 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,020 I mean the Green Hornet Kato, not the OJ Kato. 129 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,040 Of course, if you killed someone, I would cover it up. 130 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,500 Wait! 131 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,000 Man, get up off me, fool. 132 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:06,220 Oh, great. 133 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,720 Now I smell like liquor. 134 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:08,760 That's just my Cologne. 135 00:05:08,761 --> 00:05:10,140 It's Chanel number 40. 136 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,580 Man, after I get in here, smoke this fool. 137 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,000 QT! 138 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,100 Wait! 139 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:17,280 Look, kids. 140 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,500 I mean, I gotta go. 141 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,720 So, uh, be cool. 142 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:20,420 Stay in school. 143 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:21,760 And say no to drugs. 144 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,920 Y'all know the rest. 145 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:23,720 No, no. 146 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,020 We wrote a rap for you. 147 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,800 <i>QT! QT! How you feel now?</i> 148 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,660 <i>MC Chunk, give me a beat now.</i> 149 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,140 <i>He's infamous. The world renown.</i> 150 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:39,280 <i>For a rapper and writer, he holds the crown.</i> 151 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:40,120 <i>Hoo!</i> 152 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,360 <i>Yeah! Yeah!</i> 153 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,300 <i>Hoo!</i> 154 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,220 <i>Yeah! Yeah!</i> 155 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,720 That was tight, kids. 156 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,380 That was real tight. 157 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:50,740 You ain't kidding. 158 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:51,840 That stunk on ice. 159 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,300 Nobody wants to hear you rap. 160 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:53,960 Now scat. 161 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,140 Scooby-Doo-Wop-Doo-Wop. 162 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,340 Will you shut up? 163 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,300 Hey, y'all. 164 00:05:58,340 --> 00:05:59,740 On the real, that was off the hook. 165 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,300 Really? 166 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,480 Really? 167 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,040 Yeah. 168 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:04,140 What's your name, kid? 169 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,420 Calvin. 170 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,480 Good name. 171 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:10,100 Well, Calvin, when you get your stuff together, give me a call. 172 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,100 I might have something for you in my rap road show. 173 00:06:12,101 --> 00:06:12,960 You know? 174 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,120 Well, maybe I could... No! 175 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,440 No! 176 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:19,960 Thanks! 177 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,160 Bye! 178 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,480 Goodbye! 179 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,080 Goodbye, sir! 180 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,360 Oh, man! 181 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,640 QT likes us! 182 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,860 Oh! I'm gonna be large! 183 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,480 You mean, we're gonna be large. 184 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:34,800 Cause I'm in charge. 185 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:35,640 What? 186 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,900 You heard me. 187 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:37,980 I'm gonna be your manager. 188 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:38,560 You? 189 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,900 Well, who better than me? 190 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,420 Hmm. Well, that's how you spell QT. 191 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:53,280 Boys, now before we audition for Infamous QT, we need to decide on a name for your group. 192 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,100 Calvin, you're no Daddy King. 193 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:55,960 And Juicy? 194 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:59,480 I wanna be Notorious BLT. 195 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:00,540 No. 196 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,480 You're gonna be Dangerous EKG. 197 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:05,840 We're thinking about MC Chuck and Super Smooth. 198 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,780 Cause our rhymes stick to you like peanut butter. 199 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:09,380 Ha! 200 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:10,300 Yeah! 201 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,500 Yeah, boy! 202 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,860 Fine. Choose your own name. 203 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:15,640 I ought to call you the Bi'ach, boys. 204 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,240 Now, we gotta create an image for you. 205 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:18,880 Image? 206 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,360 Is that important? 207 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,720 Of course it is, boys! 208 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:23,980 Look at me! 209 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:35,330 Boys, this audition is the most important day of your lives. 210 00:07:35,590 --> 00:07:40,630 Now remember, no matter what happens, you'll always be proud, young, black men. 211 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:42,630 Now go in there and sing and dance for the man. 212 00:07:43,010 --> 00:07:45,410 <i>All my real live people, throw your hands up!</i> 213 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:48,050 <i>Throw your hands up! Throw your hands up!</i> 214 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,340 <i>Livin' in the projects is the place to be!</i> 215 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,600 <i>He's Super Smooth! And I'm the Lovin' Juicy!</i> 216 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:54,820 <i>Freaking out honey's in the neighborhood!</i> 217 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,420 <i>Can I get some smooth?</i> 218 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,680 <i>You know it's all good!</i> 219 00:07:57,940 --> 00:07:59,060 <i>Uh! Uh!</i> 220 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,140 <i>Uh! Uh!</i> 221 00:08:00,141 --> 00:08:05,481 <i>Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! ....</i> 222 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:11,090 That was nice, boys. 223 00:08:11,430 --> 00:08:14,510 Why don't y'all step outside so I can talk to your janitor right here. 224 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:17,070 Will you sign us? Will you sign us? 225 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:19,350 Now, now, boys, boys. Calm down. 226 00:08:19,590 --> 00:08:20,610 You heard the man. 227 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:23,130 Go outside and leave us grown-ups to talk business. 228 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:23,450 Oh, they just changed. 229 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,150 Heh, heh. 230 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:26,710 Oh, they just children. 231 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:29,310 Will you sign them? Will you sign them? 232 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:31,370 I like them. 233 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:35,450 Well, of course you do, because they're the shining stars of the Po'Town label. 234 00:08:38,670 --> 00:08:41,910 Now, QT, I hate to be broken, but let's talk money. 235 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,270 I'll need an advance so I can live the lifestyle to which I'm not accustomed. 236 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:49,951 We'll also need first class accommodations when we tour, front seat of the bus... Hold on, hold on, man. 237 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,030 You don't understand. 238 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,190 I'm going to be their manager from now on. 239 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:53,930 What? 240 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:54,931 You? 241 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:55,670 Yeah, man. 242 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:57,346 These kids are a little rough around the edges. 243 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,790 They need somebody like me to guide them, so when they blow up, they got direction. 244 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:02,110 Your guidance? 245 00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:03,510 I'm these kids' manager. 246 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:06,130 Now, I'm either part of this deal, or I'm walking. 247 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:09,810 Whoa! 248 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,330 I can't walk. 249 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,970 You'll be hearing from my paraplegal. 250 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,430 Get up, Super. 251 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:19,690 How'd it go? 252 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:22,858 Boys, as your manager and friend, I feel it's 253 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:24,910 important that I'm completely honest with you. 254 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,970 He hated you. 255 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:27,570 He hated us? 256 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,590 What did he say? 257 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,590 He used the word bomb. 258 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:32,890 The bomb is good. 259 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:33,530 It is? 260 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:34,610 All right, then. 261 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:35,670 He said you were bad. 262 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:36,830 Bad means good. 263 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,830 Then he said you were good. 264 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,150 God means good, too. 265 00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:44,390 But doesn't anything mean lousy, stinking, untalented, no future, fat, fatherless failure anymore? 266 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,970 He said that about us? 267 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,150 Those are his words. 268 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,130 But QT said he liked us. 269 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:52,230 Boys, he lied to you. 270 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,430 How could he do that? 271 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,710 Well, you kids are actually quite gullible, I've found. 272 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:56,970 Now listen, boys. 273 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:58,350 We don't need QT. 274 00:09:58,490 --> 00:09:59,910 I can take you to the top. 275 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:02,350 Yeah, Super will make us stars. 276 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:04,170 He's our friend. 277 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:06,350 He'd never lie to us. 278 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,490 Juicy, you're probably the most gullible. 279 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:09,810 Oh, yeah. 280 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,510 Boys, the world is your playground. 281 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,890 And I'm the man at the fence offering you the candy. 282 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:18,270 All you gotta do is reach into my pocket. 283 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:22,070 <i>We're mean. We're bad.</i> 284 00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:23,650 <i>We're a little bit toughy.</i> 285 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:26,270 <i>If you're hungry for a fish, you gotta try the Orange Ruffy.</i> 286 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:27,370 Yeah! 287 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:28,710 Woo! 288 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:30,470 Super smooth and MC Chunk. 289 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,650 How about them, everybody? 290 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:32,690 Ain't they got soul? 291 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:34,130 And so have we. 292 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,290 Fresh Dover sole at $8.99 a pound. 293 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:37,650 Uh, super. 294 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:40,250 Did you know we were going to play at a fish market? 295 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:40,850 Yeah! 296 00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:43,390 But I had no idea it was the flagship store. 297 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,770 Scraw pump? 298 00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:46,430 Uh, no thanks. 299 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:47,890 Well, you better eat some. 300 00:10:48,070 --> 00:10:49,070 There you pay. 301 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:53,230 <i>We got two strikes and we're looking for more.</i> 302 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,650 <i>Watch the scrubber here and you'll be my next score!</i> 303 00:10:56,674 --> 00:10:58,674 <i>(something, something, something) .... Tomato!</i> 304 00:10:58,698 --> 00:11:01,698 <i>Damn would you look at that big ass tomato!</i> 305 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:09,030 He he he he he I'm sorry, boys. 306 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:11,410 I bet QT wouldn't take this stupid gig. 307 00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:12,350 What? 308 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:13,710 What did you say? 309 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,266 Maybe I could get you a better gig if you worked harder. 310 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:17,830 Did you ever think of that, huh? Huh? 311 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,530 I don't think I know what I'm doing. 312 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:20,330 I know what I'm doing. 313 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,370 I know what I'm doing. 314 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,130 It just so happens I booked you a house party. 315 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:29,230 This ain't a house. It's a box. 316 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,990 Yes, but it's ours. 317 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:34,110 Escrow closed yesterday. 318 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,110 This is stupid. 319 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,230 Juicy, let's be out. 320 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,610 Hey, where do you think you're going? 321 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:43,590 Super, we're tired. 322 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:46,490 Tired? Tired? 323 00:11:46,690 --> 00:11:49,070 Did the Jackson 5 tell Joe they were tired? 324 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,090 Did Tina tell Ike she was tired? 325 00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,730 No. Do you know why? 326 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,090 They were afraid. 327 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:55,170 Wait a minute! 328 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:59,130 Of all the ingratitude, I can't believe how selfish you two are. 329 00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:01,490 I did infamous QT a favor not letting him sign you. 330 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:02,610 You what? 331 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:08,010 QT did want to sign us? 332 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:08,890 Well, who told you that? 333 00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:11,290 You did. You just said it. 334 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:13,410 Yeah? Well, it's my word against mine. 335 00:12:13,630 --> 00:12:18,050 So QT did like us. I can't believe you lied to us. 336 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,490 Look, I was only doing it for your own good. 337 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:22,832 I figured as long as someone was gonna be exploiting 338 00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:25,251 and lying to you, it might as well be someone you trust. 339 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,070 Well, let's go Juicy. 340 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,330 He's not worth it. 341 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,350 Hey, where do you think you're going? 342 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,930 You leave now, and you'll never work Skid Row again. 343 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,150 You hear me? 344 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,910 Marlin! Tito! 345 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,290 This is your daddy talking! 346 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,910 Fine. Go on with you. 347 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:42,250 Rappers are a dime a dozen in this neighborhood. 348 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:43,770 I can make anyone a star. 349 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:46,930 I am the Star Maker! 350 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,250 You heard him, Babs. 351 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,851 Let's dig it! 352 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:59,800 <i>[ screeching ]... Leavin' on the midnight train.</i> 353 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,800 Where you going, Super? 354 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,920 I'm leavin'. 355 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:04,840 <i>Leavin'.</i> 356 00:13:04,841 --> 00:13:05,841 <i>Woohoo!</i> 357 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:10,100 How are we gonna be rappers without a manager? 358 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,540 We don't know nothin' about bookin' no fish markets. 359 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,040 Would you forget that mess? 360 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,420 Wait. 361 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,100 Check this out. 362 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,300 Look. 363 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:27,760 Infamous QT and Arrestor Records, in association with Barry Scheinbaum Productions, presents <i>Hoodstock</i>. 364 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,000 See, man? 365 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,240 All the biggest action rap are gonna be there. 366 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,260 Including MC Chunk and Super Smooth. 367 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,540 Us? Well, why would we be there? 368 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,940 Don't you remember? 369 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,780 QT said he had a spot for us at the Rap Roadshow. 370 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:46,860 We're gonna run away and hook up with QT like we shoulda done in the first place. 371 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,160 Run away? 372 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,720 If you cry, I swear you not comin'. 373 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,800 Okay. 374 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:57,940 Alright. 375 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Chunk and Smooth! 376 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,280 Chunk and Smooth! 377 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,680 Quiet, everybody. 378 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,920 I think Tarnell's trying to tell us somethin'. 379 00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:23,921 Go ahead, Tarnell. 380 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,040 What is it, boy? 381 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:29,320 Chunk and Smooth flew the coop devilles, Skip town, skip to my lew rolls. 382 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,400 <i>You'll never find...</i> 383 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,660 Oh, no! Is someone hurt? 384 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,660 Oh, my God! 385 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,100 Little Timmy fell down the mineshaft! 386 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,500 No? No, I think he's talkin' about Calvin and Juicy. 387 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,360 Boys in the hood gone for good. 388 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,600 Not a singleton one left. 389 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,320 He's sayin' the boys are missin'. 390 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,660 Hey, what's all the fuss about? 391 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,280 Calvin and Juicy ran away. 392 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:52,140 Ran away? 393 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,620 Oh, God, what have I done? 394 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,500 What I wanna know is why. 395 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:56,880 Tarnell, do you know? 396 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,660 No. He don't know nothin'. 397 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:02,000 Goody, Goody, puddin' n pie. 398 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,500 Super lied to the boys and made 'em cry. 399 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,400 I can't even understand him. 400 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,020 The boys ran away because Super lied to them. 401 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:09,900 Ut! You see? 402 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,800 Gibberish. Pure gibberish. 403 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,940 Now... see... it doesn't matter who the guilty party could me. 404 00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:17,716 BE! 405 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:21,040 The important thing is to get those kids back, dead or alive. 406 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,940 Thurgood. We want them alive. 407 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:25,300 Look, I don't need that kind of pressure right now. 408 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,320 Wow! Backstage at the Rap Roadshow! 409 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,020 We made it, Juicy! It's the big time! 410 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,040 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 411 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,080 What? 412 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,220 There's Nasty! Z-I-T! 413 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,580 Wow! 414 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:50,760 Ew! 415 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:51,500 Ooh! 416 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,580 Look, look, look! 417 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,281 Ignorant! K-A-T! 418 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,860 Man, he's stupid dope! 419 00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,700 Look! There's Q-T! 420 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,520 Q! 421 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:00,840 Q! 422 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:01,280 T! 423 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:01,880 T! 424 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,720 What are y'all doin' here? 425 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:04,721 Wait a minute. 426 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,820 You didn't bring that drunk janitor here, did you? 427 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,140 No, we dumped that lying snake in the grass. 428 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,800 We wanna work for you now. 429 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:14,980 You know, get us some gold, some gear, some foreign honeys. 430 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,720 Ugh! Girls! 431 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,900 You boys don't waste any time. 432 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,060 That's cool. 433 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:21,900 Yeah. 434 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,320 I think I got a place for y'all on my show tonight. 435 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,640 Yeah! Ha ha Yeah! 436 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,080 Ice cold pizza here! 437 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:36,260 Man! This is worse than rappin' for fish! 438 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,660 Hey! -Augh! 439 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,840 Where do you think you're goin'? 440 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,200 Backstage. 441 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,880 Sorry, man, but you can't pass. 442 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,140 I know that. 443 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,260 My cousin in Albany is my only kin who can pass. 444 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,840 He's in the Kiwanis Club. 445 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,040 Look, you're gonna have to move now. 446 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:55,740 But I gotta get back there! 447 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:56,900 It's an emergency! 448 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,560 What kind of an emergency? 449 00:16:58,960 --> 00:16:59,960 Well, uh... 450 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,260 A plumbin' emergency! 451 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:03,780 And I'm the plumber! 452 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,100 You see, the boys' to men's room is flooded. 453 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:10,720 Cause Busta Rhymes went in to take a Master P, but he got to run his DMC and had some heavy D. 454 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,600 And now there's funky Coma Dina everywhere! 455 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:13,840 Now damn it, man! 456 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,600 Get out of the way and let me save lives! 457 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,831 They gotta be around here somewhere. 458 00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,010 <i>[ on stage rapping... ]</i> 459 00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:28,766 I can't see anything with that fat soda vendor in the way! 460 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,770 Wait a minute. That's Juicy! 461 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,110 Juicy! Calvin! 462 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,410 Thank God you're alright! 463 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:36,950 Oh, it's you. 464 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,870 Now look, I know you're upset. 465 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,190 We can discuss it at home. 466 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,430 Now come on, this is no place for two young boys. 467 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,350 Let's go back to the safety of the projects. 468 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:45,490 Forget it, Super! 469 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:47,010 QT believes in us! 470 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,730 Oh, is that why he's got you working at TGI Fridays? 471 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,076 Oh, man, we're just wearing these so we 472 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,610 can mingle with our fans without getting chopped. 473 00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,590 Yeah, and vertical stripes make me look thinner. 474 00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,290 Fans? You got fans? 475 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,291 From what? 476 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,350 From our rap shows! 477 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:04,950 In fact, we do on stage in four minutes. 478 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,470 We are? Why? 479 00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:07,450 To rap! 480 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:08,790 Oh, yeah! 481 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,550 QT's putting you on stage so soon? 482 00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,450 He told me he thought you weren't ready. 483 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:16,530 Man, the lyin' never stops. Come on, Juicy. 484 00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,650 Super, super, super. 485 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:21,690 That's no way to get on our liner notes. 486 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,630 Well, good luck, boys. 487 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:26,050 Now break a leg, Calvin. 488 00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,490 Juicy, burst a blood vessel. 489 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,490 We can't do this, Calvin. 490 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:31,850 Sure we can. 491 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,650 They're still setting up for the next act. 492 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:36,850 Hey, old man. 493 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,130 What you doing up here? 494 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,070 Shouldn't you be at the early bird rap show? 495 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,330 I'm just here to watch the boys bust a move. 496 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:45,710 And a drum set. 497 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,630 What you gumming about, old man? 498 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:50,210 The boys. Out on stage rapping. 499 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:51,670 What? 500 00:18:57,030 --> 00:19:00,750 Yo yo yo! We're MC Chuck and Super Smooth! 501 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:07,330 Man, after all I done for y'all, y'all pull a stunt like this? 502 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:11,210 Then y'all better get y'all asses off the stage or y'all never work the nacho pump. 503 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:11,850 You feel me? 504 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,030 Now hold on. 505 00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:16,350 You threaten those boys again and you'll be feeling my boot in your ass. 506 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,690 Back off, Moses. 507 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,130 Y'all sit tight. 508 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,230 The show's gonna be starting in just a minute. 509 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,610 Explosive D is about to hit the stage, so stick around. 510 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:25,970 All right? 511 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,170 Get off. 512 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,210 Hey, hey, hey, now. 513 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,830 What happened to letting the boys rap? 514 00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:33,311 I didn't come all the way down here from the Hilton Jacobs projects just to listen to... 515 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:34,935 <i>[ from the audience ] Hey, hey, Hilton Jacobs. Yeah!</i> 516 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,950 Yeah, Hilton Jacobs in the house. 517 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,590 Who's here from the West Tower? 518 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,430 Yeah, West Tower. 519 00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,210 Yeah, West Tower is the best tower. 520 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,330 All right, shh. 521 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,230 Calm down, everybody. 522 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:46,890 Calm down. 523 00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:47,550 Keep your seats. 524 00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:48,450 Keep your shirt on. 525 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:49,570 Especially you, ma'am. 526 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:54,390 Up until now, the Hilton Jacobs were known only for the bad things. 527 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:57,485 The riots of 67, the riots of 68, National Guard 528 00:19:57,509 --> 00:20:01,010 occupation of 69, and the great liberating riots of 1970. 529 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,750 But after tonight, the Hilton's gonna be known for something positive. 530 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,410 Gangsta rap. 531 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,106 Now, the only thing these kids want is a chance to rap for you. 532 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,150 But this guy here doesn't want to let them. 533 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:14,290 I guess he doesn't believe in giving our youth a chance to succeed. 534 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,190 What I want to know is, how do you feel? 535 00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:20,790 <i>Let them rap! Let them rap!</i> 536 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,870 <i>Let them rap! Let them rap!</i> 537 00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,470 I guess the Goody mob has spoken. 538 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,190 Fine. Just make it quick. 539 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,050 Okay, boys. You're on. 540 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,290 Thanks, Super. 541 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:32,710 Thank me on Grammy night. 542 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:42,130 Hey, ladies. My name is Smoke. 543 00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,450 I know you're feeling the funk. 544 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,750 My name's MC Chunk. 545 00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:45,930 And we're here tonight. 546 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:47,270 To make you feel alive. 547 00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,950 So if you're feeling okay, let me hear you say, Hey! 548 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,870 <i>[ audience ] Hey, you suck!</i> 549 00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:57,594 Say ho? 550 00:20:57,618 --> 00:20:59,618 <i>Booo!</i> 551 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 Don't say boo. 552 00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:09,510 Ut, Booing's good. Right, boys? 553 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:10,730 No, Super. 554 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:11,930 Booing's bad. 555 00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:14,810 Well, what does it mean to get hit by a bottle? 556 00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:16,950 It means the riot of 2000 just started. 557 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,950 Super, I hope you don't mind, but I've had enough of this show business. 558 00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:30,430 I think it's had enough of us. 559 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,190 Now, don't feel bad, boys. 560 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,010 You had a whole career in four days. 561 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,410 You got cheated by a manager, lied to by a producer, you lost your audience, 562 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,850 and it all ended in violence. 563 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,590 You hear that, Calvin? 564 00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,550 We were cut down in our youth. 565 00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:45,490 We really did make it! 565 00:21:46,305 --> 00:22:46,860 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm