"Party Down" Willow Canyon Homeowners Annual Party

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:18,686 Do you know what you get 3 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,155 When you hire a party down catering team? 4 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,224 At party down, we have a simple motto: 5 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,892 It's your party, you deserve to enjoy it, 6 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,294 But how are you going to enjoy the party 7 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,728 If you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktail's 8 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,098 Been sitting out too long or is there enough ice 9 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,765 Or do the guests think the party is lame, 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,367 Are they stealing stuff, 11 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,269 Or going through the medicine cabinets because they're nosy 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,970 Or because they might find something 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,439 That'll give'em a rockin' buzz. 14 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:42,476 I used to do that last thing, not anymore. 15 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,744 Clean and sober. 16 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,850 Um wow, that, that, that is quite a motto, mr... 17 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,018 Donald. 18 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,353 Ron Donald. 19 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,255 Ron Donald, nice to meet you. 20 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:57,658 Oh. 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,026 Hey okay no, no, no-- 22 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,028 Why do they do these so tight, you know? 23 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,530 Okay no, no, no. 24 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,497 Look at this. 25 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,133 Clean stick. 26 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,368 There will be no frowns today. 27 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,137 Okay leave the frowning to us. 28 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,504 Hey that should be part of our motto, 29 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:11,572 What do you think? 30 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,474 Mr. Donald, you are... 31 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,608 Efficient. Oh 32 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,246 It, it seems like you've got your client 33 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:20,448 Feedback card already written! 34 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,178 Okay people, eyes forward, 35 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,479 We've got a lot to cover. 36 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:54,047 Chill, buzz kill! You ain't my moms. 37 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,849 They're gonna rip you a new one, t-- 38 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:56,950 Okay people eyes forward. 39 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,319 Think I ain't privy to that info? 40 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,688 Privy. Privy to that info. 41 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,291 That's why they call it the palisades, bro-- 42 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:06,360 Okay, Kyle you really have to commit to that moment. 43 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,495 You know what Gene Hackman said to me. 44 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,530 When we were shooting "Lucky lady?" 45 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,799 He said you should be committed--" 46 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,133 Constance! 47 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,268 He got a callback for the palisades, Ron. 48 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,403 We're running the scene-- 49 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,371 Oh hey well, instead of running the scene 50 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,573 How about we run some bruchetta. 51 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,842 Is that... 52 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,344 Okay uh-- 53 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,978 Next thing the racial sensitivity seminar. 54 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,480 I took it you guys should take it, 55 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,048 I learned things that blew my mind. 56 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,450 Yeah like what? 57 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,519 "Mexican." not offensive-- 58 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,356 Constance, what are you-- 59 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,858 What did-- what did I say? 60 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,126 It's their cheese, not our cheese-- 61 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:42,463 Right, so the guest runs out of cheese-- 62 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,732 How are you going to feel about that? 63 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,334 Terrible. 64 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,169 Right, so, spit it out. 65 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,709 Last thing, guys, you're gonna love this, 66 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,511 Hostess said we could put out the tip jar tonight-- 67 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,379 Oh come on. 68 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,413 I know what you're going to say-- 69 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,548 Yeah, let's take the guaranteed twenty. 70 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,650 Or, why don't we bet on ourselves? 71 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,717 Bet on success! 72 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,152 Because we always lose. 73 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:08,522 Uh and maybe we should try harder, how about that? 74 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,890 Try harder. 75 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,892 Hey, there he is. 76 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,794 Henry Pollard, everybody, huh. 77 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,663 Hey okay, come on. 78 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,702 Yeah Henry and I use to sling devours, back in the day. 79 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,203 Remember that? Huh? 80 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,573 Before he left to be a big star. But now he's back! 81 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,809 Where's your shirt? 82 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:29,777 I'm sorry. Your shirt? 83 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,412 Where's your shirt? 84 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,446 Yeah, yeah, they said white shirt-- 85 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,648 Yeah, so a crisp white shirt. 86 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:35,683 Crisp, crisp. 87 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,951 It looks like you were sleeping in this thing? 88 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,587 In a forest? Sorry. 89 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,889 I'll tell you what, no worries. 90 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,291 I got a backup in the van. 91 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,393 Wow, team leader, huh Ron. 92 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:48,862 Yeah well a lot can happen in eight years, my man. 93 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,331 Yeah. 94 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,856 A little rusty. 95 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:19,026 Uh yeah probably. 96 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,429 It'll come back ya. 97 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,364 Good lord, you haven't changed. 98 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,633 Oh no, unfortunately, you though-- 99 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,335 You look-- different? Yeah. 100 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,769 I know uh, right. 101 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:30,871 It's new Ron. 102 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,542 Yeah, the boozing and the drinking 103 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:37,277 And getting high in the van, I'm done with that. 104 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,112 You know how you were gonna be an actor? 105 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,782 How you, how you had a dream? Vaguely-- 106 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,551 Well, now I have a dream, 107 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,787 I'm gonna run a soup r' crackers franchise. 108 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,158 What? The all you can eat salad place? 109 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:53,561 And soup, they're known for their soup. 110 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,763 They have salads but they're known for their soup. 111 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,264 Oh. 112 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,967 I was talking to Allen, mr. Duck about it. 113 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:00,934 Owner of party down, 114 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,537 He said if I show that I'm a good team leader, 115 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,173 That ah, he'll go partners with me-- 116 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,809 God you're just destroying the limes. 117 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:09,877 Don't touch anything. 118 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,379 Watch a pro, okay here we go. 119 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,680 Move over... really? 120 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,415 Yeah. 121 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:18,786 All right, all right, you see this? 122 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,153 You see the grain? 123 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,389 The a-- 124 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,625 I wasn't aware a lime had a grain Ron, but-- 125 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:30,831 You have much to learn young jedi. 126 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:34,301 The a lime's grain runs north/south. 127 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,369 Nipple to nipple. 128 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:36,904 The way you were doing it was like 129 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,440 Hack, hack, hack-- 130 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:42,309 I told you three times that I was at improv 131 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,777 That is why. 132 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,078 Hey. 133 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,313 You know what that is? 134 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:49,349 I will call you back. Jesus. 135 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,452 Personal business on company time. 136 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,486 Which is what? 137 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,521 Heartily encouraged? 138 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,222 Forbidden and you're late. 139 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,524 For the second time. 140 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:59,192 So that's your final warning. 141 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,628 Who's this? What happened to sage? 142 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:01,695 Oh uh-- 143 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,897 Sage was caught doing that thing, 144 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,433 So he had to let him go. 145 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,500 This is Henry Pollard. 146 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,501 Our new team member. 147 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,870 So I just wanna be clear, 148 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,005 Sage got five warnings for 149 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,408 Masturbating in closets? Why do we have to say the word? 150 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,609 And I'm on last warning already 151 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,411 Even though I've only been late two times? 152 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,946 Hi, I'm Casey klein. 153 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,681 Hello. Hi. 154 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,382 Ah going for your own look, I see. 155 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,718 Yeah, thought I'd go for the helpful 156 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,520 Gay pirate kind of thing. 157 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,422 You don't look helpful. 158 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:31,592 Actually, I learned this at the sensitivity seminar, 159 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,494 That we don't use that word. 160 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,430 Okay, I mean, I'm not, but we don't know who-- 161 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,965 May be, you know-- 162 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,801 A pirate? Helpful? 163 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:41,969 Gay. 164 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,237 Uh-oow! 165 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,373 Is that little fried chickens? 166 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,075 Gordon, you aren't wearing that? 167 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,378 What? 168 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,547 You look like a homeless person. 169 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:56,316 What about the nice pleated shorts I got you? 170 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,951 And are you planning on shaving? 171 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,420 Ahh! The guests are gonna be here any minute. 172 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,591 I'm with you, on the shorts, like the motto says, 173 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,325 It's your party and you deserve to have a good time. 174 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,393 Yes, excellent-- 175 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,395 Oh excellent I like that word, 176 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,197 Use that word for the feedback card. 177 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:11,198 We'll be having video? 178 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,199 Yep, getting it. 179 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:13,300 Viola. 180 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,435 Hey look, you're a star. 181 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,806 Oh, who's the hostess with the mostest? 182 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,774 I think we're looking at her, huh? 183 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,845 * we're dancing with the stars, we're dancing with the stars * 184 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:30,083 * we're all good friends and we're dancing with the stars * 185 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,452 Huh? That's good fun. 186 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,221 Okay we're gonna stop. 187 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,255 We're stars-- 188 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,890 Ah stop! 189 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:37,891 Grab some cheese. 190 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,627 Okay, I can. Yes. 191 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,531 Cut. 192 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,651 Go for it, dude. 193 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,586 Sure she's gonna see the creep working her parents' party 194 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:09,456 With the techno cd's and "return to gorm" 195 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,124 And realize you guys are soul mates. 196 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,228 Ooh, in to me. 197 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,499 Hey, you look a little out of place. 198 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,901 No kidding. 199 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,346 Sorry, my bad. 200 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,882 I got it. 201 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,618 Constance, will you get this man some fried chi-- 202 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,657 Some appetizers that are not shrimp. 203 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,434 Hi, liddy, super party. 204 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,303 Say hello to my little friend! 205 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,577 So it'll be a chi-poodle, or a labra-doodle, 206 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,479 Or a Golden retroodle-- I like working with hybrids. 207 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,081 Because they surprise you. 208 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,318 Everyday is like having a different dog. 209 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,261 Hey, 210 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,731 Beer me. 211 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,367 I take it you're a regular. 212 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,369 I don't know who those people are, 213 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:33,373 But they're killing my buzz. 214 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,308 You look familiar to me. 215 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,343 You an actor? 216 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:40,380 Just one of those faces. 217 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,416 Ordinary fucking people, right? 218 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,053 You're Henry, right? - Yeah. 219 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,054 Roman. Hey man. 220 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,388 What's up? 221 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,624 Can I get a sparkling water? 222 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,661 Nice pleated shorts, right? 223 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,962 Punching the clock at omni- corp 224 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,397 To make your mortgage on this joint, 225 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:00,100 Maybe one day buy a ski-do. 226 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,434 I'd rather shoot myself. 227 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,071 Yeah well it might be nice to own a house. 228 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,238 This dump? 229 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,475 Ordinary fucking people. 230 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,943 You know? 231 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,479 Oh-- repo man? 232 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:13,580 Nice. 233 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,782 Me and you are probably the only 234 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,684 Two people here that would get that. Perhaps. 235 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,351 Chardonnay and a g'n t. 236 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,419 Get what? 237 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,388 "Ordinary fucking people." 238 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,422 Yeah, I know that movie. 239 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,556 The guy's brother drowns. 240 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:27,060 You idiot, that's ordinary people. 241 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,328 Yeah. 242 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,396 Watch this guy, he always thinks 243 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,597 'cause he's a writer, 244 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,199 He's the only one who knows anything. 245 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,002 "That's why they call it the palisades, bro." 246 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,005 That's why you can't sell a decent script. 247 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,307 'cause everyone is completely stupid. 248 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,574 No one knows repo man, but 249 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,176 They'll hire this idiot for a show 250 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,477 About defensive walls-- 251 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:45,879 Well, good thing it's not about walls. 252 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,580 That's what "Palisades" means. 253 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:48,749 Okay, maybe it's not as cool 254 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,250 As your script about worms... 255 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,351 Wormholes. 256 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,619 Have you ever heard of physics? 257 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,287 A tear in the fabric of time. 258 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,422 Roman. Wormhole. 259 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,724 What am I not hearing? 260 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,859 I don't know, a squid? 261 00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,860 There are other options, I suppose. 262 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,361 Music, pronto. All right. 263 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,798 Oh, hey Ron do want me to haul this trash out to the street? 264 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,499 Nah. They have a compactor in their kitchen. 265 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:07,567 They'll have one of their mexicans 266 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,803 Take it out in the morning. 267 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,439 Ah, white wine, please 268 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,707 Coming right up. 269 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,477 Hey, I know you? 270 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,479 You look so familiar to me. 271 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,548 I was thinking the exact same thing. 272 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:22,883 That kind of face. 273 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,853 Interesting. 274 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,223 Milf action, nice. 275 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,092 The only perk of the job right there. Yeah? 276 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,229 "If music is the food of love, play it." 277 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,397 I'm way into shakespeare. 278 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,933 Yeah? Yeah, I'm an actor. 279 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,501 You ever heard of karma rocket? 280 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,870 No. That's my band. 281 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,437 And you know, I do some modeling and stuff too. 282 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,505 So that's pretty cool. 283 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,540 So-- you're like in the overall 284 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,776 Handsome business. 285 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,410 Yeah. All right. 286 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,578 You an actor? 287 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,480 Ron said you were a star or something? 288 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,682 No, no, no, not really. 289 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,716 Who's your agent? 290 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,318 State farm. Awesome, 291 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:02,655 They give you some good auditions and stuff? 292 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,758 I...don't really act anymore. 293 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:05,826 That's cool. Um, 294 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,595 So what are you doing now? 295 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,430 Uh...bartending. 296 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,365 Dude, nice. 297 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,500 Where? 298 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,804 Here. 299 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,444 What am I going to do in Burlington, 300 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,414 Stand-up comedy traffic school? 301 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,782 Look, I have to go, okay-- 302 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,785 Because you know that I can't talk to you at work. 303 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,553 Mike, Mike, no! 304 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,356 Do not come here... 305 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,757 Damnit. 306 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,096 So I know I don't know you at all, 307 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,265 But could you help me out with something? 308 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,566 Boyfriend trouble? 309 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,135 Husband-- trouble. 310 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,837 It's like a bunch of stupid drama, 311 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,371 You don't wanna know about, 312 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,840 But he might come here, 313 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,608 And I just can't have him causing this big, huge scene 314 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,477 'cause like Ron's totally on my ass. 315 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:01,448 So if you see a pissed off thirty-ish guy with brown hair. 316 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,283 I will give a heads up. 317 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,552 It will give me a sense of purpose, which I could use. 318 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,420 Great. 319 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,056 I appreciate it. 320 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,426 New guy I totally forgot your name. 321 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,662 That's funny, because, people usually remember it. 322 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,696 Why's that? 323 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,999 It's scrotum Phillips. 324 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,834 Ha. 325 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,169 Henry. Right. 326 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,470 And you're not even the new guy. 327 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,438 'cause you, you worked with Ron. 328 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,408 Eight years ago, yes, thank you for reminding me. 329 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,576 Wow. 330 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,280 So, do you act? 331 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,115 Why, I look familiar? 332 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,984 You do. 333 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,818 And you smoke parliaments. 334 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,287 I dabbled. 335 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,488 Are you? 336 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,490 A professional waiter? I'm not. 337 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,392 No, no, no, I'm a comedian. 338 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,759 Oh. 339 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,661 I figured that my natural hilariousness 340 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:49,562 Would have tipped you off by now. 341 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,931 Right, right. 342 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,734 Wait a minute. 343 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,869 Were you that--? 344 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,204 Were you that guy? 345 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,307 Yes. I was. 346 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,342 You were, you were I totally that g-- 347 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,211 That is bananas. 348 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,345 I remember that! 349 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,446 I remember you. 350 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,614 Yeah. 351 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,383 What're you doing working here? 352 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,519 Well, you remember me from anything else? 353 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,491 Congratulations. 354 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:25,832 And the award for best christmas decorations goes to... 355 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,167 The wisemans. 356 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,402 The wisemans. 357 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,307 We lost. 358 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,708 To jews. 359 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:36,709 Hey congratulations. 360 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,378 Whoo hoo hoo-- 361 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,313 She's so little. Put her in my pocket. 362 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,715 So the award for "Best mailbox," 363 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,918 Goes to... 364 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,353 Oh us! Us honey! 365 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,754 We won! 366 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,122 Wow, we won! 367 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,259 To ordinary fuckin' people... 368 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:55,528 I would like to thank my agent. 369 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,264 My real estate agent. 370 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,398 That's sherri! 371 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,569 That's hilarious, she wants to thank her real estate agent. 372 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,171 And I just wanted to say, 373 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,838 Thank you, the overall improvement 374 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,574 In the quality of mailboxes 375 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,311 Has made such a difference throughout the neighborhood. 376 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,780 And I think we're all winners, I'm honored. 377 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,782 Truly, thank you. 378 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,986 Kyle, jim tower from the palisades 379 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,853 We loved your addition. 380 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,055 We thought it was amazing. 381 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,324 But I just wanted to call and make you aware 382 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,494 That we've made an interesting choice for the character, 383 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,762 We've chosen to take him down an interesting avenue-- 384 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,965 I'll call you back, I've gotta go. 385 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,006 Okay wonderful which hand is it in? 386 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,141 Huh, which hand, right, left. 387 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,609 Here's a Ron Donald spin. 388 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,411 North/south reverse north/south. 389 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,146 East/west. Good job. 390 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,115 Hey, all right, okay. 391 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,282 Behind the back, north/south. 392 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,618 Who did that? 393 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,020 ...you're not impressed. 394 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,354 A little higher maybe. 395 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,031 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 396 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,801 I totally could be on idol. 397 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,170 I know, I bet you're awesome. 398 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,271 Mm-hmm. 399 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,473 But I'm just stuck here. 400 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,776 Yeah, I mean, this whole suburb trip. 401 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,345 You know, I wrote a song about it. 402 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,614 It's called "you stained me" or "mindjail," 403 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,183 I haven't really decided yet. 404 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,184 Really? 405 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,119 Oh my god, can I hear it? 406 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:31,291 (Singing) I gave you my soul; you treat it like poison; 407 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:38,698 * gave you my heart; you betrayed it with a lie. 408 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,401 (music playing) 409 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:47,607 * cause you stained me, like an angle dragged in dirt 410 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:53,880 * you stained me, shan't ever see my worth. 411 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:58,885 * you stained me like shakespeare said thou doth...** 412 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,220 (Stops singing) 413 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,624 That's all I have so far... 414 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,260 Wow....that's awesome. 415 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,032 God damnit. 416 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,244 God damnit. 417 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,437 What are you doing in there! What? 418 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,971 What, hey, hey!? 419 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,606 Kyle what the hell are you doing! 420 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,408 Are you outta you mind? 421 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,445 What were you doing in there? 422 00:17:58,545 --> 00:17:59,579 I was just rubbing something out. 423 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,680 Are you crazy? 424 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,714 That is disgusting. Huh? 425 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,217 No, no! 426 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,154 Look I was using my stick on your mom this morning. 427 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,288 She thought it was amazing. 428 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,189 Mom! 429 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,323 No, listen to me little girl! 430 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,991 I have too much a stake here. 431 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,562 If you tell your mom, I will... 432 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:19,232 Just...destroy you. 433 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,567 Simple as that. 434 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,135 And you. 435 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,736 We're party professionals. 436 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,138 Party professionals. 437 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,406 We make the fun. 438 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,375 Do it. 439 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,609 Okay? 440 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,619 So, are we having fun yet? 441 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,524 Oh yeah. 442 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,199 Betcha this is a laugh to you. 443 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,967 Actually it looks pretty appealing. 444 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,469 I kinda wish I was you right now. 445 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,371 Come on! 446 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,173 You did the right thing, being an actor. 447 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,541 You went for it, you're someone. 448 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,644 You're not someone who does the same shit day in, day out, 449 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,346 Wearing pleated shorts. 450 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,848 I wasn't always like this. 451 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,350 I coulda been you, 452 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,552 I was in a band, livin' crazy. 453 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:16,088 Know the last time I did anything unexpected? 454 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,325 Cancun. 455 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,926 Okay but you know-- 456 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:25,265 You have a house, yeah you have a family. 457 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,366 You have a life. 458 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,967 You know what I'd give for that? 459 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,236 (blowing raspberries) 460 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,239 Okay, well then how about we switch? 461 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,107 Do you know anything about estate law? 462 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,609 No. 463 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:38,878 It's a bummer. 464 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,250 Yeah. Hey. 465 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,184 "Are we having fun yet?" 466 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,087 Dude, that's where I know you you're that guy! 467 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,357 "Hey, are we having fun yet?" 468 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,925 Right, from those beer commercials, that's awesome! 469 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,126 "Are we having fun yet", 470 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,429 Remember that's actually the guy. 471 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,266 See? I knew you were someone! 472 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:03,236 All right come on let's here it. Hey... 473 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,871 I'd rather not. 474 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,106 "Are we having fun yet?" 475 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,375 (People laugh, smile) 476 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,209 "Are we having fun yet?" 477 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,044 I'm not having fun yet, make it a double. 478 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,112 You got it. 479 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,614 Hey, hey, hey... 480 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,883 The hostess specifically requested, no doubles. 481 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,485 One jigger only. What? 482 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,588 (Shouting) I don't you serving them two jiggers. 483 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,226 Come on. 484 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,795 Ron, what? 485 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,564 I believe the preferred term is jig-roes. 486 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,675 Kyle can you watch the bar please? 487 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,876 Yeah. 488 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,584 Hey man, hey can I help you? 489 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,453 Naw, I'm just looking for um... 490 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,089 Never mind. 491 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,326 You her husband? Hey ah... 492 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,693 Her boss's really been riding her today. 493 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,462 How about you go out front and wait 494 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,997 And I'll send her out to meet ya. 495 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,299 Who are you? 496 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,767 Me I'm nobody. 497 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,471 I'm just trying to do a good deed today, you know. 498 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,640 Okay can you at least be quiet 499 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,874 Shit. 500 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,448 I don't care if you've been calling 501 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,915 This is my place of business. 502 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,651 You are a maniac! 503 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,952 What do you mean give me a break? 504 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,019 Am I not at work right now? 505 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:31,023 Whoo! Cannonball! 506 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,493 Oow-hoo-hoo! 507 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,461 Hey, who's going crazy? 508 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,928 C'mon, the water's fine! 509 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,197 C'mon in! 510 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,632 C'mon in! 511 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,434 Let's cut loose! 512 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,403 Let's cut loose, c'mon! 513 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,381 Oh what? I'm the asshole here? 514 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:59,386 I am! I'm the asshole! I'm the asshole. 515 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,355 Oh I get it I'm the asshole here, huh? 516 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:05,157 Put your clothes on, Gordon. 517 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,560 No one wants to see your penis. 518 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,795 No one. 519 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:11,864 Well why? 520 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:15,368 Maybe I'll win an award for best cock! 521 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,937 I'd rather have an award for best cock on my mantle 522 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:21,340 Than-- tidiest lawn 523 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,210 Or faggiest mailbox, 524 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,812 Or goddamn christmas lights. 525 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,515 They better not blink! 526 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,216 No blinking lights, neighbors! 527 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:32,885 No blinky, blinky! 528 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,922 Ordinary fucking people! 529 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:36,956 Repo man. 530 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,157 You're already dead! 531 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,559 You're already dead! 532 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:44,296 You're all fuckin' dead! 533 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,999 All the more pool for me, fucko's! 534 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,337 That was jim tower. 535 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,805 He's so powerful. 536 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,674 They want to take me to network on the palisades. 537 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,543 Yes! 538 00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:59,378 You walk into that room and you seduce them. 539 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,780 And you have a secret-- 540 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,349 But they rewrote the character a little bit. 541 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,651 So I gotta rethink-- 542 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,419 So you're not the vulnerable bad boy who's new in town? 543 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:07,887 No, no he's still that, 544 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:12,391 But now he has nut cancer and he's doing chemo. 545 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,260 Dude, you know what you gotta do? 546 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,495 What? 547 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,597 I mean, if want to be real. 548 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:20,166 Real's what I'm about. 549 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,634 Gotta loose your hair. 550 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,171 Everywhere. 551 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,743 It's for your art, man. 552 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,344 Everywhere. 553 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:36,449 Head, eyebrows, pube's. 554 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,817 Soup to nuts. 555 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,731 "Are we having fun yet?" 556 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,002 Or would you prefer we not do that. 557 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,036 No I love that. 558 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,070 You do? 559 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,272 Look uh-- 560 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,208 I'm sorry about that, I tried to stop him. 561 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:08,380 But, maybe Ron was distracted by the-- 562 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,249 Spectacle of my humiliation? 563 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:11,350 He was not, he was not. 564 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,620 No, he fired me. 565 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,656 But I said I'd sue him, so I'm back on final warning. 566 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,258 Welcome back. Thanks. 567 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:20,593 Thanks for trying though, 568 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,798 I uh, I oh god, I totally forgot your name again. 569 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,166 I'm sorry. 570 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,367 Henry. Henry. 571 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,836 Henry, Henry yes. 572 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:35,341 He got the job in Vermont. 573 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:36,375 Really? 574 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,679 Mm-hmm. Oh. 575 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:44,083 So you don't need this job. 576 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,418 It was nice knowing you. 577 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:48,420 No, I'm gonna keep the job. 578 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:50,657 For now, I'm gonna keep it. 579 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,599 Jesus Kyle, Roman left the message. 580 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:04,971 What? 581 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,341 Hey, there. 582 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,342 Hey. 583 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:11,744 Mmm. 584 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,182 I knew, I knew you. 585 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,154 Sign here and here. 586 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:23,856 And here. 587 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,193 Wait, wait, I thought I was supposed 588 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,161 To fill out the feedback card? 589 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:34,333 Um...to get a new card 590 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,903 They're all the way out in the van. 591 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,440 I'll get a new card. 592 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,142 Dude you totally fuck me in the ass! 593 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,476 Hey. 594 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,545 So, you shaved off your eyebrow. 595 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,915 It's just an eyebrow. 596 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,517 Listen, I remember when I was up for 597 00:25:51,618 --> 00:25:54,821 One of the jumpsuit babes in "cannonball 2" 598 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:58,324 Right after my audition I was hit by a car. 599 00:25:58,424 --> 00:25:59,859 Yeah I was disappointed. 600 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,493 But while I was in the hospital, 601 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:02,662 I finally got the chance to read 602 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,864 Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance 603 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:08,668 And that shit rocked my world. 604 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,504 So what I'm saying is 605 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:15,107 God never closes a door 606 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,677 Without opening a window. 607 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,183 Fourteen dollars... 608 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,287 Fourteen dollars... 609 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,590 Fourteen dollars... 610 00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:34,761 Fourteen dol-- 611 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:40,900 Thirteen dollars and-- 612 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:48,841 Seventy six cents. 613 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,080 Welcome back, Henry. 614 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,499 C'mon. Please. 615 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:16,669 Just once. 616 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,470 Pleeeeeeese! 617 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:19,806 No, no. 618 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,741 Please. 619 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:29,381 Are we having fun, yet? 620 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,783 Yea! 621 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,423 Oow, what happened? 622 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:23,169 T-r-e-e, tree. 622 00:28:24,305 --> 00:29:24,915 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm