"Party Down" California College Conservative Union Caucus

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:33,501 "Together we're building a better, brighter tomorrow?" 3 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:34,868 All in favor? 4 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,470 (Murmur of "yeahs") all opposed? 5 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,240 Voted down! 6 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,842 Okay people, come on, we've been doing this for an hour, now. 7 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,511 We need a theme for next year. 8 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,179 Tim, 9 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,316 I feel like the "together" sounds kind of socialist... 10 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,552 Hey. 11 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,553 What you got here? 12 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,587 Instructions. 13 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,055 See, since this is an underage function 14 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,258 I'll be serving a virgin Manhattan, 15 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,693 We call the "rudy giuliani," 16 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:03,131 And this right here. 17 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,599 Good old virgin "Freedom-tini." 18 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:06,800 How is it? 19 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,137 Um, sweet and innocent, 20 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,338 With its whole life ahead of it. 21 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,572 Umm. 22 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,143 Well, you could at make it a mix tape 23 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,844 Before you take its virginity. 24 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,379 Just aging it up a little bit. 25 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,847 It's in its thirties now. 26 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,483 So all in favor of "a brighter, better tomorrow?" 27 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,617 Aye! 28 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,918 Aye. 29 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,354 Aye. 30 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,122 Hey Henry, 31 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,191 You're not still down in the dumps, 32 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,960 About this whole Hollywood thing are you? No, no 33 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,195 When you've been in the acting business 34 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,029 As long as I have, you see that everything 35 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,132 Comes and goes in cycles. 36 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,169 You're up, you're down. 37 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,870 Yeah, I mean, I quit so-- 38 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,272 You sound like my friend ed. 39 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,140 Now ed was an actor. 40 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,043 And tried and tried and never got that magic role. 41 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,745 He worked nights at a copy store, 42 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,748 Lived in a terrible apartment filled with roaches, 43 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:59,052 But he never gave up. 44 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:03,191 Then, on his sixtieth birthday, 45 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:07,161 He said, "that's it, I quit I can't do this anymore." 46 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:12,666 Guess what happened a week later? 47 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:13,701 He...got discovered? 48 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,670 He died. 49 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:20,874 Dreams are our life force. 50 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,676 He just dropped dead? 51 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,045 He was on Venice pier and some tourist 52 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,247 Asked him to take their picture. 53 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,951 He stepped back too far, and--pflttht. 54 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,253 Hang in there. Okay. 55 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:52,940 Okay, okay, 56 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,174 Okay people, listen up. 57 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,377 Not only are we serving the leaders of tomorrow, 58 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,546 Who probably will be your bosses someday, 59 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,047 But also-- 60 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:03,351 (Strange accent) Ah-nold. 61 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:06,153 The governator will be making an appearance. 62 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,522 Yea-yah, we're gonna hang with ah-nold. 63 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,259 No, we have been specifically asked to not hang with Arnold. 64 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,461 Okay so schmoozing, no giving him scripts, 65 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:14,562 No nada. 66 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,730 Okay it's Arnold we're professionals, 67 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,500 Okay and smiles, Henry that means you. 68 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,005 What's that? 69 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,173 Husband sent it to prove I can 70 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:28,376 Pursue my comedy career in Vermont. 71 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,843 Burlington has a comedy troupe. 72 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,979 "The yucks." are they supposed to 73 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,013 Be funny, or disgusting? 74 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,114 Funny. 75 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,885 See, "yucking it up since 1992." 76 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,219 So, you're...going? 77 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,121 I don't know, he's house hunting over there 78 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,557 And I'm here "Thinking it over." 79 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:44,992 Yeah, what are you thinking? 80 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,261 I'm thinking Vermont? 81 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,697 And then I'm also thinking about this 82 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,332 Comedy central show that I'm really positive 83 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,466 That I'm gonna get. 84 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,934 Like I feel really good about it. 85 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,136 And so I don't know, I don't know if I want to give up. 86 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,273 On everything so soon, ya know? 87 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,275 You want my advice? 88 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,977 No. 89 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,585 Don't, don't fuss. 90 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,920 Oh honey, you want ribs? 91 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,355 Yes. 92 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,061 You know what I like about you conservatives? 93 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,996 Meat. 94 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,233 A lot of these wussy parties we do, it's chicken, it's quiche. 95 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,235 Veggie platters. 96 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,470 Honest red meat. 97 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:33,507 Yes, American beef. Yeah. 98 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,811 It true what they say about your ladies? 99 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,981 Prim outside, but they attack in the sack? 100 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,083 Get real nasty, scratch and shit? 101 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,453 What was that. Nothing, sweetie 102 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:52,192 Mm-hmm, I completely understand. 103 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,495 Thank you, Ron, walk with me. 104 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,129 Yes Jeffrey, how can I help you? 105 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,799 Mm-hmm, right, I totally understand. 106 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,168 Thank you so much for keeping us in the loop, dan. 107 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,169 I really appreciate it. 108 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,671 Okay, bye. 109 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,473 Okay, that was the governor's lead man. 110 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,474 The governor is gonna be late, 111 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,775 So we need to move the buffet back-- 112 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,110 Okay, constance chaffing dishes on warmers 113 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,579 And we will pace the appetizers as well. 114 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,515 Hey, Dennis, jeffery, hi listen I'm in the hall 115 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,116 Governor's pushed an hour. 116 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,118 Right, thanks, bye. 117 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,286 Arnold, that's very exciting. 118 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,354 How'd you get him? 119 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:21,655 Let me tell you something, Ron. 120 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,825 Ah, there is a simple formula for success, 121 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,026 And I followed it. 122 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,061 "Work hard and you succeed." 123 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,296 Oh there it is, wow. 124 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,398 And that's why you're president. 125 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,832 I'm the secretary. 126 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,233 Oh secretary, answering phones, sitting at a desk 127 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,835 No, not like a "secretary." 128 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,303 No, not like a female. 129 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,938 It's the number three executive position. 130 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,006 Third best, very good. 131 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,340 It's a bronze, bronze medal. 132 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,709 Tell ya I'm gonna be president next year. 133 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,176 I can assure you. I don't doubt-- 134 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:46,346 Greg meers thinks he can win it with looks. 135 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:47,448 You need more than that. 136 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,816 I'm gonna teach him otherwise. 137 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,250 Ever read the book where the blood flows? 138 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,585 So too goes the victor. 139 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,020 I have not I have to write that down. 140 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,122 Walk with me. Yeah. 141 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,260 For god's sake, Ron. 142 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,962 This is supposed to be off limits, come on. 143 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,163 Kyle, 144 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,865 Okay, was it the eyebrow? 145 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,801 Kyle this room is off limits. Okay. 146 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,036 Thank you. 147 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,476 Simple as that. 148 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,478 Nobody can be in here who isn't authorized. 149 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,378 You understand that? Won't happen again. 150 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,947 Nobody okay? 151 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:24,351 There are very important papers here, items of value. 152 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,453 Look at that. 153 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,987 Custom made for the governor. 154 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:27,988 Wow, engraved. 155 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,389 He'll be impressed. 156 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,324 Yes he will, yes he will. 157 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,893 And my name goes right into his rolodex. 158 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,161 Ahh, networking. 159 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,596 Name of the game. 160 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,402 Ah, your flag's a little dirty. 161 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:45,238 Ron, this a very special gift 162 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,540 From one of our members currently stationed 163 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,341 With our forces in the middle east, okay. 164 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,543 It's from a convoy 165 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,012 That came under enemy fire. 166 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,047 No, not do that, don't do that you gotta be careful. 167 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,683 Because a flag is folded 168 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,751 According to very specific set of rules. 169 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,889 Right that's what they do. 170 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,223 Ah, cigars. 171 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,625 Arnold loves cigars! 172 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,894 That's right, don targas, cuban. 173 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:07,961 Best in the world. 174 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,898 Wow, can I just say, I am right there with you. 175 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,666 And Arnold. 176 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,536 Personal responsibility, small business 177 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,271 Uh-- future small business owner myself 178 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,173 Soup'r crackers. 179 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,243 All you can eat soup. 180 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:27,014 I'm practically the embodiment of Arnold's life philosophy. 181 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,516 Uhm. 182 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:32,986 Jeffery, 183 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,289 I would love to just-- 184 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:37,825 Shake his hand. 185 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,529 You know just to say-- 186 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,065 Yeah. 187 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,639 "Leaders of tomorrow" my ass. 188 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:54,107 Only thing those dorks could lead is a circle jerk. 189 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,176 You know what I mean? 190 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,611 Fuckers! 191 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,112 God damit! 192 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,384 So, thanks to you, I didn't get the palisades. 193 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,987 Well boo, fuckin' hoo. 194 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,355 What's this? Hey! 195 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,923 Whoa! Come on give that back man. 196 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,158 So, what, you're gonna slip that to Arnold? 197 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,159 Don't fuckin' wrinkle it! 198 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,160 I just wanna see it bro. 199 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,127 You're pissing me off-- 200 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,195 A terror bird? 201 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,830 You can read. 202 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:17,931 It's so dumb. 203 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,466 Oh my god. 204 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,101 You've no idea what you're talking about. 205 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,469 Um, a terrifying bird? 206 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,904 Wrong. 207 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,407 I mean, yes. 208 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,942 It's called phorusrhacids, it's a ten foot tall 209 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,811 Prehistoric man-eating bird, okay? 210 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:33,647 Velociraptor's was maybe six feet, at the most. 211 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,482 And "jurassic" park made, a billion dollars? 212 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,917 Who's afraid of a big bird? 213 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,518 You would be if it was picking out your guts 214 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,487 With a giant beak-- 215 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,889 Constance, how big would a bird have to be 216 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,624 For you like to be super scared of it. 217 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,826 I don't know, a hundred feet, two hundred-- 218 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,361 I don't know, I'm sorry Kyle I can't think straight right now 219 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,030 And that's such a good question. 220 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,832 But I'm so mad-- 221 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,135 I just heard one of those fascist make a gay joke. 222 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,571 And I'm just beside myself. 223 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,306 Fuckin' intolerance--blows. 224 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,507 What're you doing here? 225 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,175 I am gonna spit on all the appetizers, 226 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,111 Because I can't remember which ones he was eating. 227 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,213 No, there's other things we can do than spit. 228 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,547 Like what, I love spitting. 229 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:10,083 I know but if you just point him out to me. 230 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,186 I will take care of it. 231 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,254 Hi, freedom-tini. 232 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,223 Straight old-fashioned virgin. 233 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,524 What I think is more important 234 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,226 Is changing the culture of politics 235 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,594 I agree a hundred percent. 236 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,963 I mean no more defeatism or business as usual. 237 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,364 Exactly and that's why I feel like what we're doing is-- 238 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,033 Really making a difference. 239 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,668 Are you sick? 240 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,303 Oh no it's just a pain-killer. 241 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,505 You okay, anything broken? 242 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,407 Ah just my career and my life. 243 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,944 So I abuse pain-killers and drink too much. 244 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,779 Defeatism, I know. 245 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,283 I'm a liberal, it's not your problem though. 246 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,452 So freedom-tini and old fashioned, 247 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,586 There you go. 248 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,188 So what're you, an actor or something? 249 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,190 Was I quit. 250 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,524 You quit? 251 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,260 Seemed like the only dignified thing to do. 252 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,262 Boy, if you think there's anything dignified about quitting 253 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,563 Well the undignified part comes 254 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:59,299 When I moved back in with my parents. 255 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,201 Mind if I give you a little advice? 256 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,636 Sure. 257 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:04,772 When I use to feel like quitting 258 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,606 My father would say this. 259 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,441 Jim Abbott. 260 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,843 Great man. 261 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:14,948 That's the advice? Jim Abbott. 262 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,017 Yeah, jim Abbott, born with one hand. 263 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,451 He went on to pitch in the majors. 264 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,653 You can tell him about Oscar pistorius. 265 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:20,721 Sprinter, no legs. 266 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,122 Maybe you've heard of max cleland? 267 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,957 Yes, didn't let being a multiple amputee, 268 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,492 Stop him from being a U.S. Senator. 269 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:26,559 Of course I disagreed with his politics. 270 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:27,728 Me too, but he didn't quit, 271 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:28,829 That's the point I'm trying to make. 272 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,698 Sure and I've got all parts. 273 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,999 Right, see it's a choice. 274 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,600 You can chose to be a victim, 275 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,568 Or you can chose to achieve your goals. 276 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,904 Freedom of choice. That's right. 277 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,106 And that, is what makes this country so great. 278 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:43,911 Shrimp? 279 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,313 That's very un-pc that's not what I meant. 280 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,049 No, even if you did miss, we're not the pc police. 281 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,550 So you don't have to worry about it, you know. 282 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,985 Okay. 283 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,622 Freedom of speech, that, is what makes this country so great. 284 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,257 Why don't you just go ahead and say it. 285 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,325 Say it? 286 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:03,063 You're a shrimp, say it. 287 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,364 You're s shrimp. I know and that's why I try harder. 288 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,833 Jim Abbott. 289 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,867 Exactly exactly. 290 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,702 That's right, thank you. 291 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,537 Cheers. Cheers. 292 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,840 I don't-- okay. 293 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,076 Ah I just found out I didn't get the comedy central gig. 294 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,478 Sorry, making it the fourth thing in a row 295 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,180 Where they're like, "You're the girl." 296 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,481 And then zero. 297 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,016 Of course that sucks. 298 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,151 I think maybe I am gonna quit. 299 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,886 You should do it, I'm a quitter, it's fun. 300 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,755 You look like-- one last thing, 301 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,023 Nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. 302 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,859 What if Ronald reagan quit? 303 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,660 Quit acting, he did. 304 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,163 Yeah that's actually where I got the idea. 305 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,664 I get to shake hands with Arnold. 306 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:38,932 I need you to take a picture. 307 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,467 Wait how come you get to shake hands with Arnold 308 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,668 If we're not allowed to say anything? 309 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,937 It's different, it's their idea! 310 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,272 Oh man, 311 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,908 What're you gonna think when you walk into a soupr' crackers 312 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,077 And you see is me shaking hands with Arnold schwarzenegger! 313 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,713 Fuck am I doing in a soupr'crackers. 314 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,848 I need a cigar. 315 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:55,949 I gotta get a cigar. 316 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,685 These guys got Arnold schwarzenegger 317 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:01,488 These don targas, cuban cigars. 318 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,024 Best in the world-- wait, 319 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:08,796 We're giving the conservative governor communist cigars? 320 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,531 It's a free market issue! 321 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,801 Why not give him the best cigars? 322 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,936 Because we can't condone communism, Jeffrey. 323 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,370 Communism? Communism. 324 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,438 Obviously, that's not a message 325 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,973 We want to send to the governor, 326 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,909 Or to the nation-- okay, you know what we'll vote, 327 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,343 Okay, bottom line. 328 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,113 We give a new gift or we'll give him the cigars. 329 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,551 I don't know why you had to open your mouth. Okay, 330 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,653 This makes me look bad. 331 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,355 I am so sorry... 332 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,026 Henry! 333 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,128 Smiles, dammit. 334 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,434 Excuse me, is this yours? 335 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,669 You dropped-- ah yes sorry. 336 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,770 You know the yucks? 337 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,239 You know the yucks? 338 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,408 Yes, I know the yucks, I'm from st. George, outside Burlington. 339 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,410 Oh weird. I've seen them a bunch of times. 340 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,846 And they're super funny. 341 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,414 Really? Yeah, are you going to Vermont? 342 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,783 I...my husband got a job there. 343 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,185 Oh, so you're moving. 344 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,989 Maybe, I don't know. 345 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:13,861 What's it like there? 346 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,329 There he is that asshole in the argyle. 347 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,031 He made the gay joke. 348 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,333 All right, now the thing with prejudice? 349 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,170 You just gotta throw it right back in their face. 350 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:27,340 Watch and learn. 351 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,542 Hey guys, shrimp puffs? 352 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,044 Thanks. 353 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,246 Hey, you know any good gay jokes? 354 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,281 Gay jokes? 355 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,150 I heard you knew an awesome good gay joke. 356 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,953 Yeah, yeah, yeah I do. Cool. 357 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,623 So these two gay guys go the fair, and one of them says 358 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,658 "Let's go on the ferris wheel," 359 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,095 And the other says "no, no, you go, I'm afraid if heights" 360 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,797 So the one guy goes, and he's going around 361 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,033 And around, but suddenly the car snaps off 362 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,667 And falls to the ground, right. 363 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,204 The other gay guy runs in, and is like, 364 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,673 "Are you hurt?" and the guy says 365 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,910 "Of course I'm hurt, I waved three times 366 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,479 And you never waved back." 367 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,248 Well, guess what. 368 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,484 I'm gay. 369 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,553 Really? So am I. 370 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,862 I'm not really gay. 371 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:26,133 Everybody listen up, so, by a one vote margin, 372 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:29,402 The cuban cigars are rejected, unfortunately. 373 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,671 Jeffrey, can you arrange a different gift, please. 374 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,907 Thank you jeffery. Thanks Jeff. 375 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,176 No uh-uh, wait a minute. 376 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,946 Look at that? Todd voted? 377 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,713 What? But Todd can't vote. 378 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,016 Exactly it's a tie. We gotta a tie. 379 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,651 And a tie is broken by the vice president 380 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,956 And I'm vice president, 381 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,159 So-- that didn't work, he's a gay. 382 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,261 Whoa, whoa, whoa what is this jim crow? 383 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,129 I can't believe what I'm hearing here. What? 384 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,331 That black guys vote doesn't count? 385 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,400 And that's okay with all of you? 386 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,268 Now miss you don't-- 387 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,970 What I don't have the right to speak?? 388 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,737 Because I'm a woman. 389 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,839 Is that what you're trying to tell me? 390 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,508 Hey Todd is from Toronto. 391 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,877 Non-citizens can't vote, it's in the bylaws. 392 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,245 I'm so sorry. And since when-- 393 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,615 Is Toronto is not apart of the United States 394 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,784 Of America? 395 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,786 Todd why are you even here? 396 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,555 These people hate you! 397 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,458 And you gay guy, 398 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,195 Have some self respect. 399 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,563 They wanna silence my voice as a woman. 400 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,598 And if you help them Ron 401 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,599 You are as bad as they are. 402 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,334 Constance, I totally understand 403 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,537 And I totally respect your voice as a woman. 404 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:38,671 Thank you. 405 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,740 I just think for now, 406 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,609 To help us be professional, 407 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:47,314 You should just stay back here work with the food-- 408 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,317 Don't talk okay? 409 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,185 Ron, now. 410 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,290 I need to just-- 411 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,126 Hey this is a giant step back. 412 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,094 Dammit! Gosh darn fuck! 413 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,129 Didn't I say nobody's allowed in here, 414 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,196 Didn't I say that? 415 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,265 What are you doing in here? Nothing. 416 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,400 Roman, this room is off limits! 417 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,702 I told you, I specifically told you that. 418 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,970 I told him. 419 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,239 So get out! 420 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,406 Okay. 421 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,607 Of the room. 422 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,046 And I had no idea constance was a liberal-- 423 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,014 These are excuses, Ron! 424 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,615 I don't want excuses. 425 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,783 I want results-- 426 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,085 I'm so, so sorry-- 427 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,154 Don't apologize, don't, don't apologize! 428 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,221 Let me tell you something, 429 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,489 You know what my father used to say me? 430 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,991 When I was just a kid. 431 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,926 He use to say jeffery "There are two kinds 432 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,762 Of people in this world, 433 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,364 There're achievers and fuck-ups. 434 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,665 Right, oh. 435 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,933 What do you wanna be?" I want to be an achiever. 436 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,069 An achiever. An achiever. 437 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,370 That's what I thought, then do what I say 438 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,504 No excuses okay? 439 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,039 I need you to get a case of Daniel Marshall cigars. 440 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,108 Made in the usa. 441 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,410 Replace the don targas with those. Okay? 442 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,311 Go. 443 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,579 If you miss him, we'll mail 'em. 444 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,382 Daniel Marshall-- what do you mean if I miss him? 445 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,791 Roman. 446 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,127 Ohh. 447 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,667 Barbeque. 448 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,106 Constance. 449 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,873 Ron, I swear to god if you ask me to go out there 450 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:21,974 And apologize to those pigs, 451 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,376 I will stab you in the face. 452 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,245 Forget about the conservatives. 453 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,379 I need you to run out and I need you to get me 454 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,947 A box of Daniel Marshall cigars 455 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,782 As quickly as possible 456 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,050 They're for Arnold. 457 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,920 Do I get to meet him? 458 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,388 I'll introduce you but you cannot speak. 459 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,589 Okay, go. Go. 460 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,824 Yes! 461 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,196 Roman, not only is this against the rules, 462 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,298 But you got bbq sauce on the American flag. 463 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,102 You know the rules, what' am I gonna say? 464 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,203 Don't eat their food. 465 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,338 Okay that, too. 466 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,372 So that's three things. 467 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,808 So that's triple probation for you. 468 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,244 Shit. 469 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,961 Hey love you. 470 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,463 Nice. 471 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,001 So those guys called you a quitter? 472 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,570 Um yeah. 473 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,806 These guys are a bunch of losers too. 474 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,075 I don't know, they seem like a pretty together bunch. 475 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,944 Yeah, they're fooling themselves. 476 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,380 You think all this bullshit about hard work 477 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,482 Achieving means something, but it doesn't. 478 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,350 The universe is completely random. 479 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,152 Particles colliding at random. 480 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,587 Blind chance. 481 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,656 So you didn't make it. 482 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,427 No big deal, not your fault, shit's random. 483 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,598 Thanks Roman I feel a lot better. 484 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,167 You got it. 485 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,803 When I'm huge, 486 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,338 I'm gonna really enjoy 487 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,208 Fuckin' with these perverts. 488 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,182 Oh no. 489 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,883 No, no, no, no. 490 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:16,122 No, no, no. 491 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,057 Awe f-- 492 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,393 Mothafucker! 493 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,109 Hey Ron I got the cigars. 494 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,679 Come on get down, get down! 495 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,252 Please tell me you got the Daniel marshalls. 496 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,653 Oh yeah they had Daniel marshalls. 497 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,488 The store manager, 498 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,357 Told me to get you these. 499 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,724 Don targas from Cuba. 500 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,960 These are the best cigars in the world! 501 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,370 Take off the labels pour the box into the briefcase. 502 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,846 Two freedom-tinis. 503 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,748 I need a bottle of grain alcohol and a lighter. 504 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,849 What? 505 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,419 Just do it and come with me. 506 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,653 Please. 507 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,958 Okay, look for dirt. Rocks. Anything grimy. 508 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,760 Ashes would be good. 509 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,997 Or cinders or any kind of dark dust. 510 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,365 Dark dust would be good. 511 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,000 Ashes would be nice. 512 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,602 Ah, ah cinders. 513 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,771 Cinders would be-- cinders would be good 514 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,745 What are you doing? 515 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,347 Henry, Henry, 516 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,249 They had this flag, special flag from a battle in Iraq 517 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,217 And they were gonna give it to the governor, 518 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,819 And something happened to it. 519 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,789 So what-- we're gonna get drunk and desecrate this one? 520 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,659 Oh what am I speaking another god damn language? 521 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,794 The governor's gonna be here any minute, okay, 522 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,596 We need to make it look like this flag has been under fire. 523 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,631 Okay. 524 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:09,569 Tear it up, dirty it up, bullet holes, burns. 525 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,372 Give me the booze and give me your lighter. 526 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:18,277 That's when we'd go to these orchards and pick apples. 527 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,847 I know it's corny but it's just so pretty. 528 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,215 And the air is all crisp. 529 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,917 And you get seasons, you know, 530 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,152 I miss seasons. 531 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,955 Yeah, I miss seasons, too. 532 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,490 And it is really pretty. 533 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,091 But it's boring right, come on? 534 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,993 It's so boring it's small. No, no. 535 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,196 I've lived there for 18 years I wasn't bored a single day. 536 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,631 Oh there you are. 537 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,266 Hey. Hey. 538 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,469 This is Casey. 539 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,604 I was just telling her how great Vermont is. 540 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,305 She's gonna move to Burlington. 541 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,607 Awe so you are gonna quit. 542 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,709 Her husband got a job there. 543 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,243 I was just saying how good a place it is 544 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,211 To raise a family and stuff. 545 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,846 Right, great. 546 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,382 Yeah, we're actually moving back after graduation. 547 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,416 No way. Mm-hmm. 548 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,451 Um actually we're gonna go to d.c. 549 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,819 I got that internship. 550 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,590 What? I thought you'd be excited. 551 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,359 So when I got my internship, you were all for 552 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,994 Family values and Vermont. 553 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,796 But now that you have your internship, it's OK. 554 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,298 Seriously. We're moving to Vermont greg. 555 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,300 That was the plan, screw d.c. 556 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,668 Heather-- 557 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,736 How can you be so selfish? 558 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,371 It's selfish to work hard and succeed? 559 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,172 Yes, what does your career have to do with us? 560 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,909 Family values greg, that's what made this country great. 561 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,445 What the fuck??? 562 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,246 You don't have to run around man. 563 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,748 Don't just stand there. 564 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,750 Come on Henry, you could be two things in life.. 565 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,186 You can be an achiever or you can be a fuck-up. 566 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,122 And uh, which one are you being right now? 567 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:37,590 I'm an achiever! 568 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,526 Okay, then I am definitely a fuck-up, 569 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:43,396 And standing here watching you light a flag on fire 570 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,332 In a parking lot, I feel kind of okay about it. 571 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,134 Henry don't be a quitter, don't be a quitter, 572 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,268 Do something. 573 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,737 Do something. 574 00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:58,711 You can put that one next to you and Arnold shaking hands. 575 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,295 I am so, so sorry. 576 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,630 You're sorry? 577 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,398 Ron, you were burning an American flag. 578 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,535 For Arnold schwarzenegger. 579 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,004 And this lighter it's even mine, it's Henry's. 580 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,205 No it's not. 581 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,507 Liar. 582 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:28,975 What did I say about excuses, huh? 583 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,443 (Mumbling) 584 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,711 You're against them... 585 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:32,779 Hate them. 586 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,447 Excuse me gentlemen, is one of you jeffery elles? 587 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,616 That's me. Hi. 588 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,986 Hi, dan wisner, with the governor's office. 589 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,221 The governor's been held up on a legislative emergency. 590 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,456 And won't be able to come, 591 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:48,728 But I wanted to thank you for-- 592 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:53,500 Ah-- part of our gift for. Governor schwarzenegger 593 00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:02,074 Anyone know how to fold this? 594 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,876 So no Arnold, right? 595 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:24,330 You know being in there it was like it was 1776, 596 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,667 And I was the janitor in constitution hall. 597 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,402 It was ah-- it was amazing. 598 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,638 Well it sounds amazing. 599 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,240 Yeah. 600 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,509 So Vermont, seemed okay 601 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,511 Vermont sounded very okay. 602 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,012 It's very nice 603 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,782 I liked it in you know a family values kind of way. 604 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,484 It's not really Vermont, that's the problem. 605 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,519 What's the problem? 606 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:47,720 My whole thing. 607 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,456 Like the whole, "Do tell me what to do." 608 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,658 You know which makes me automatically 609 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,626 Very anti-family values. 610 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,194 You know and then 611 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:56,796 There's the if I give up my career 612 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,731 I'd become a weak-willed quitter. 613 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,668 Well you see, that is why I was never a conservative. 614 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,402 Because you can't win with these guys. 615 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,403 You can't win with them. 616 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,437 It's impossible. 617 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:06,873 Nearly impossible. 618 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,477 Okay, do you want my advice cause you kind of-- 619 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,511 Well it kind of seems like you do now. 620 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,080 No, I don't, I don't want your advice. 621 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,682 You're a quitter, why would I take the advice of a quitter? 622 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,349 I prefer fuck up, actually. 623 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:18,718 Oh a fuck up. Well fuck up, 624 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,252 I already know what you're gonna say. 625 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,453 Or really? 626 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,789 Okay, what am I gonna say? 627 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:26,458 You're gonna say, go do the family values thing. 628 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,527 Go do that, don't become me, 629 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,729 Don't follow this path. 630 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:33,700 No, no, no, no actually, 631 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,702 I think you should stay. 632 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,272 Really? 633 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:43,175 Naw, just kidding. 634 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,399 "Terror bird." 635 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,035 Hmm. 636 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:54,714 T-r-e-e, tree. 636 00:26:55,305 --> 00:27:55,273