"Party Down" Sin Say Shun Awards Afterparty

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:32,066 Holy balls, this party is gonna be fuckin' awesome. 3 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,867 Yeah or like any other party, 4 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:34,902 But naked-er. 5 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,670 And with sex. 6 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,106 That's awesome. 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,209 What? I dig sex. 8 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,310 I'm not gonna apologize 9 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,977 For not sharing society's hang-ups. 10 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,813 I didn't say anything. 11 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,248 Yeah you didn't have to 12 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:50,418 You have hang-ups, admit it. 13 00:00:50,518 --> 00:00:51,852 Look, it's not your fault we live in 14 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,921 An uptight, puritanical society. 15 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,823 If you look at the history of all civilization. 16 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,591 Like ancient Rome for example. 17 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,928 If you went into a prominent citizen's villa, 18 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,996 In ancient Rome and looked up on the walls, 19 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,299 There would be murals of people fucking. 20 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,134 Really? 21 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,969 Just people fucking... 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,404 On the walls. 23 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,540 And phalluses. 24 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,176 My point is they didn't have hang-ups. 25 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:18,879 They're like, hey man, sex is a life force. 26 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,749 What's up! 27 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,385 Holly shit, that's rod Johnson. 28 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:25,519 Rod Johnson? 29 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,456 He practically got a saturn v rocket for a cock. 30 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,023 He just annihilates these chicks. 31 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:33,527 He be like fuckin' the shit out of them. 32 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,363 And then splooge, 33 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,565 All over their mouth and nose and eyes, 34 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,801 Like buckets, excreted from his body. 35 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,437 All over them it's fuckin' crazy. 36 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:47,040 Wow, it must be great not having hang-ups. 37 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,476 Yeah. 38 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,591 Service smile, service smile. 39 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,993 No, not "ooh, nice tits, smiles, okay"? 40 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:09,230 Professional smiles. 41 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,732 Ah excuse me sir, you can't be in here. 42 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,768 Oh mr. Duk. 43 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:15,703 Of course you can be back here. 44 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,272 It's your company, you can be anywhere you want! 45 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,707 To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit? 46 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,710 Mmm, hundred dollars at a titty bar, or here for free? 47 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,212 Mmm, I come here. 48 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,779 Dollar smart, why I'm the boss. 49 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,147 Of course. 50 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,217 Uh, while I have you here, 51 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,984 Free fully nude porno everywhere. 52 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,220 Why should you have all the fun? 53 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,387 You know what I mean? 54 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,522 And if it makes sense money-wise. 55 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:35,423 Speaking of which. 56 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,258 Do you know how you said you wanted to become 57 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,227 A partner with me on my franchise plan? 58 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,061 Soup r' crackers? 59 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,963 All you can eat soup and salad? 60 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,132 Yeah, yeah, yeah right, right. 61 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,567 I've been tracking the markets, 62 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,837 And it just seems like a great opportunity to move right now. 63 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,072 I love what you're doing, it's laminated and all that 64 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,941 But-- too early. 65 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,245 That's what you said to me last time. 66 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,814 I'll tell you when the time is right. 67 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,696 Yeah, they're little dicks. 68 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,832 You're the first fuckin' guys to notice that. 69 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:29,943 Hi-- 70 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,545 Sorry. 71 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,846 Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry--uh... 72 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:33,814 No, no, it's just, not here. 73 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,250 Not here. I know. 74 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,718 I'm sorry--ground rules. 75 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,786 I mean just at work. 76 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:44,224 I just don't want anyone-- yeah, yeah, yeah I know. 77 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,894 I don't want them to know. Yeah. 78 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:51,332 And plus I'm like swimming in divorce papers, right now. 79 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,133 Like my agent keeps teasing me 80 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,636 With this Reno 911 offer 81 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,638 Or something, it's not gonna happen. 82 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,072 Now I have to spend the entire night 83 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,074 Walking around with these troglodytes 84 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,110 Demanding to see my tits every time I walk by 85 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:06,580 With these fuckin' idiotic cock snacks. 86 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,781 I thought-- 87 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,917 Know what'd I'd do? Just show 'em the goods, 88 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,685 You know what I mean, I'm sure they're natural? 89 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,054 Roman, I swear to god, if you don't get away from me 90 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,023 I'm gonna kick your dick off. 91 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,224 Jesus ch-- I swear to god. 92 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:20,328 All right, have fun guys. 93 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,796 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 94 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:26,434 You know it's just... my life sucks right now. 95 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,969 It's always nice to see you and 96 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,104 You too. Yeah ahh-- 97 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:34,675 And you know hookin' up and stuff is fun. 98 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,111 I swear it's just like, the boyfriend and girlfriend thing 99 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,314 Yeah, no, it's a casual thing. 100 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,350 Right, exactly. It's casual. 101 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,951 Yeah that's, what I want. 102 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:48,055 Good. 103 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,523 Awe man, stay away from Casey, 104 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,492 I think she's on the fuckin' rag. 105 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,794 Plenty of fish in the sea, dude. 106 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,530 Here you go. Thanks. 107 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,065 And what award did you win tonight?? 108 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,299 Best blowjob. 109 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,469 Ah best blowjob? 110 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,203 That must be an amazing blowjob. 111 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,505 Best of the year. 112 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,375 "Best" being relative, of course. 113 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,142 What do you mean, dandia? 114 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,511 I mean, you so don't deserve that. 115 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,446 Hey, I won this fair and square-- 116 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,681 Yeah, just sleep with the right people-- 117 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,516 I didn't sleep with anyone to win this. 118 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,050 I just went out and gave the best blowjob. 119 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,151 Mine's way better-- 120 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,453 Bullshit! 121 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,422 Ladies, maybe we can clear this up right now. 122 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,956 We could do a blowjob contest. 123 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,792 We'll be the judges. 124 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,895 You know, it's an idea. 125 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,200 Dude, what was that? 126 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,068 I know, man, 127 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,303 I thought they were cool with sex 128 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,338 But they're fuckin' stuck-up, bitches. 129 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,307 No, they're cool with sex. 130 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,342 Why do you think they got into porn? 131 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,112 I don't know, their uncles raped them. 132 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:48,115 I'm talking about your approach. 133 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,750 What's wrong with my approach? 134 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,520 "Hey, maybe we should have a blowjob contest." 135 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:53,687 Sound like a clown. 136 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:54,855 Not even nymphos'll go for that. 137 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,424 Fuck off nympho's would go for that. 138 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,460 No they wouldn't. 139 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,530 What would your approach be? 140 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:04,064 All right tell you what? 141 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:07,568 Just follow my lead. 142 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,403 Okay? 143 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,772 So my agent's like, do one pupujujo video 144 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,642 Just for the money and now it's like all I'm doing. 145 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,943 Pupujujo? 146 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,980 Pupujujo it's thing where guys cum in your nostrils. 147 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,749 Fucking Japanese, right? 148 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:26,787 It's like, what'll they think of next? 149 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,523 It's money, but like is that why I got into the business? 150 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,025 So I could have guys cumming up my nose? 151 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,194 I ah-- I don't-- 152 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,164 So I'm rebranding. 153 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,532 I got the new name, 154 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,568 I got the new surgeries, 155 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,904 Which came out okay, except for this one little scar. 156 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:47,207 Well, you barely notice. 157 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,176 Oh, no, no that's from earlier 158 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,511 When my heart didn't work. 159 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,413 So now I have a monkey heart. 160 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:54,448 God damn it, good-- 161 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:55,916 Ron! What's up. 162 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,751 What's up is Alan duk is a fucking asshole. 163 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,219 And I fucking hate him. 164 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,387 The guy who owns the company? 165 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:01,989 Yeah, yeah the guy, who owns the company 166 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,223 The guy is like, "Ron, hey 167 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,825 You have goals and plans, 168 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,259 Soup r' crackers what a great franchise, 169 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,428 Let me help you out," right? 170 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,763 But then I get all my ducks in a row 171 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,298 I get everything ready to go, 172 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,933 I can smell, it right? 173 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,569 He's like, "no I don't think it's a good idea. 174 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:16,837 Maybe later." again. 175 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,506 So it's like he dangles it in front of my face 176 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,909 And then just rips it away. 177 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,077 Well, keep trying. 178 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,046 He's the money, Henry. 179 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,347 He's the money, okay? 180 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,351 If he's yankin' my chain, then where am I gonna get the money? 181 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,086 The money store? 182 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,087 I don't-- 183 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,190 Money depot? 184 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,359 Cramsey. 185 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,894 I'm sorry? 186 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,530 My new name. 187 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:43,797 Cause like I do a lot of anal. 188 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,432 So it's like "Cram it up there" 189 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,935 You know like cram it. I get it. 190 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,271 Hi. Come here. 191 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,440 Who is that, should I be jealous? 192 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,842 I don't know, but if I play my cards right, 193 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,044 I might have a shot at masturbating into her nose. 194 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,278 Wow! 195 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,714 That's so sexy, she's very sexy. 196 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,249 She's the most depressing person on the planet. 197 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,117 I wanted to kill myself. 198 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,589 Umm. You however seem more cheerful though. 199 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,958 This guy gave me a hit of x and I took it. 200 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,025 Really? 201 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,795 Yeah like 15 minutes ago and now it's kicking in. 202 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:15,696 Wow. 203 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,565 You should take it too and we both 204 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,867 Can be in ecstasy at this party. 205 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,268 Okay. Yeah? 206 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,603 Is there anymore or-- 207 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,472 Ah, I don't, I don't know...probably. 208 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,141 I'll find him-- jesus, man--i'm not kidding. 209 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,011 Like the mane of a unicorn. 210 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,646 Seriously, this? 211 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,681 Such mythical creature. 212 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:39,486 I'm totally in to that. 213 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:43,624 I-- yes, yes I'm gonna-- okay great. 214 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,593 I'll be right back. All right. 215 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,796 All right. 216 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,940 Dude, these chicks tonight, huh? 217 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,880 You in the biz, or just, what, an interested party? 218 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,315 Shit man, all that pussy out there, 219 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,417 Who isn't an interested party? 220 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,019 Me? I'm both. 221 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,923 I am in the biz and very interested in pussy. 222 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,826 You heard of "Dumb schoolgirlz?" 223 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,493 With a z? 224 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:23,296 Too dumb to say no" that's me, that's mine. 225 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,532 You like school girls? 226 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,267 Ah shit who doesn't like school girls. 227 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,702 Am I making you pee shy, huh? 228 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,137 All my jibber jabber? 229 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,605 Sorry. 230 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,007 You know what I like to do? 231 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,743 I like to think of a bucket of water 232 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,310 Pouring into another bucket of water, 233 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,980 Oh by the way fyi, stay away from the little blonde girl 234 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,182 With the big tits and the green skirt. 235 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,730 So, tell me about your band. 236 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,499 Yeah, we do like this modern take on a doors thing. 237 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,401 Sort of like, power emo. 238 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,435 I'm really into this German techno-- 239 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,738 I love jim Morrison. 240 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,039 Morrison is a poet. 241 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,308 He does not get the respect he deserves, right. 242 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,943 "Come on baby, light my fire." 243 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,511 Robbie krieger wrote that. 244 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,080 Not of lot of people know that. 245 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,548 "Break on through to the other side." 246 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,617 Right, that's better poetry than, 247 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,252 Like, yeets or whatever. 248 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,821 It's pronounced yeats. 249 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,289 I hate yeets, that's what I was reading in high school 250 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,858 My teacher molested me. 251 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,361 Sometimes when I'm writing songs, 252 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,897 I do this thing that he did, 253 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,299 Where he channeled the spirit of an indian. 254 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,401 That would be so awesome, right? 255 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,569 To have like an indian inside you. 256 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,406 Amazing. 257 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:43,711 I'm half indian. 258 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,980 Okay, um, I'll see you around. 259 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,383 Oh-- 260 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,685 Dude, what was that? 261 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,153 Yeah, what was that? 262 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,722 You're just standing there talking all that bullshit. 263 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:55,889 How could I follow? 264 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,290 You know what that's not bullshit. 265 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,558 That's honest conversation. 266 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,626 Honesty? 267 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,561 Do I wanna be insider her? Yes? 268 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,963 Is yeats is pronounced Yates? 269 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:03,897 Fuckin' yes. 270 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,067 You just gotta be zen. Don't want. Be. 271 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,837 Girls want to be, so just be with them. 272 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:10,971 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 273 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,672 You're not making any sense. 274 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,107 You'll get it man, you'll get it, I'll click. 275 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,745 Just follow my lead. 276 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,585 Think for a sex party, there'd be more actual sex. 277 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,588 Like free sex. 278 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,324 Constance, hi. Hey. 279 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,560 Do you have any ecstasy? 280 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,062 No. Do you? 281 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,400 She's with us? Yeah. 282 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,735 Nice tits. 283 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,103 What's ecstasy? 284 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,086 Hello. 285 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,023 Allow me to introduce myself. 286 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,993 My name is guy stennislaus. 287 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,796 I was wondering you might have a moment 288 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,965 For a business conversation. 289 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,402 Would it be all right if I ask your name? 290 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,304 Ron, what business? 291 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,807 I'm a producer. 292 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,541 My reputation is very good, 293 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:25,112 Anyone here will testify to that. 294 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,714 I've won the reuben hoseman award three times. 295 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,017 My company grossed six million, last year. 296 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,653 Now, Ron, I was watching you in the bathroom. 297 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,423 You have an enormous cock. 298 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,291 I'm going to be very straight forward with you 299 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,928 Because I'm a straight forward business man. 300 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:45,032 I am going tomorrow to meet with investors in Seoul, 301 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,835 And I think a discovery like this would be 302 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,569 Of great interest to them, 303 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,272 And very lucrative to you, if you would consider it. 304 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,911 Koreans? Yes. 305 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,114 And I think that you could make you a lot of money 306 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,451 In a very short time with such a large, 307 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,186 Interesting cock as that. 308 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,189 If I can't touch, why bother, right? 309 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,057 Oh dick snacks. 310 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,658 Really clever, aren't they? 311 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:15,628 Uh Ron, 312 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,965 Perhaps we could discuss this somewhere 313 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,167 A little more private, yes? 314 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,639 I don't have to show my face, 315 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,807 And I could still make money? 316 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,077 We are not interested in your face, Ron. 317 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,880 If that's how you want it. 318 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,581 Cause I just need quick start-up funds. 319 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,150 Of course, of course I know, Ron. 320 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,353 You have a dream, I had a dream myself, once. 321 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,056 And now, I'm living it. 322 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,692 If you make mid five figures in a quarter, 323 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,961 You can open all the wonder crackers you wish. 324 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,797 Soup r' crackers. Yes. 325 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:55,202 So, if I may, if I could just uh-- 326 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,270 Have a closer look? 327 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,506 It is, it is five figures you swear, yes? 328 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,442 Yes, yes. 329 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,812 So-- 330 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,114 Can I just take a minute? 331 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,848 Take all the time you need. 332 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,084 Of course, of course. 333 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,623 You let me know when you are ready. 334 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,991 Okay. 335 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,308 Okay. 336 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,110 Ready? Yes. 337 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,321 Occupied, occupied! 338 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,223 No, no, no, Ron. 339 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,725 This is my assistant, this is jimmy. 340 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,028 Jimmy, this is mr. Donald. 341 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,696 Who I told you about. 342 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,098 I'm so sorry about that Ron. 343 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,501 So if you could take it out again? 344 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,703 Again? Yes. 345 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,074 Just one moment please. 346 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,609 We'll want to call hiro and gunter right away. 347 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,279 Uh Ron, could you lift it a bit? 348 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,047 Okay. 349 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,848 And to the right. 350 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:16,816 My right or your right? 351 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,085 My right. 352 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,819 And the rhee brothers 353 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,788 Occupied! 354 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,922 Occupied! 355 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,193 Ron. Ron. No, no, no sorry, so sorry. 356 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,428 I would love to introduce my business partner 357 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,496 This is denni. 358 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,599 This is Ron Donald, who I told you about. 359 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,733 If you'd take it out again, 360 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,767 I can't, I can't, I can't. 361 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:39,072 I just can't do this. Ron please. 362 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,842 Ron, we're talking about three months work. 363 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,546 And then you can have your dream in your hand. 364 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,986 Okay, okay. 365 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,022 There. 366 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,992 And if you could get it more erect. No. 367 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,627 No, no I don't want you taking a picture of it, please. 368 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,730 Ron, the koreans are not going to invest on my good word. 369 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,368 So if you could make, 370 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,871 Arouse yourself a little, more. 371 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,140 No, no I can't. 372 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,874 Think of the soup restaurant. 373 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,376 Soup r' crackers. 374 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,612 Soup 'r crackers, yes, it is your dream, yeah? 375 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,181 Yes, yes. 376 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,283 Think about that and I want you 377 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:26,686 To think about it like a woman. 378 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,620 Use your hand to slap it around. 379 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,888 Denni. 380 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,490 Please. 381 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,658 Like a woman. 382 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,227 Like a woman. 383 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,065 Like a woman. 384 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,502 You seen guy with--? 385 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,003 Oh Casey, shit. 386 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:53,846 This is-- this is a business thing. 387 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,115 Look Ron, if you would really 388 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,649 We just need to get one quick snapshot of your 389 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,385 Your stiff hard dick. 390 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,192 Are you good? 391 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:09,396 Yeah I guess. Okay great. 392 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,730 All right okay. 393 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:11,798 Very good. 394 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,633 Nice boobies. 395 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,635 Feels good. 396 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,004 Ah this is like-- I don't know, this is tough! 397 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,006 It's really hard cause like, 398 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,974 They both feel like really real. 399 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,144 And-- 400 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,714 Okay you have to pick, come on. 401 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:28,681 Dude, let me give it a shot. 402 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,517 Just be, okay. 403 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,319 Okay, this is a total guess, 'cause 404 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,322 Because they're both totally, totally amazing 405 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,456 Umm-- 406 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,859 Let's see um, I gonna guess kenley's are real. 407 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,561 Is that your final guess? 408 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,762 Oh man. 409 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,066 I can't decide. 410 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,701 Here, let me, let me go! 411 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,237 Let me do it. 412 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,939 Hey, guy, be cool-- 413 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,507 I mean it's not fair if I don't judge it too. 414 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,076 Kenley's are real. 415 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,746 Okay? I got it. 416 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,115 Loser. See you guys. 417 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,016 Dude, what are you doing? 418 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,918 I don't know, man you're not telling me. 419 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,688 I told you okay, you just follow my lead-- 420 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:09,756 That's all you gotta do. 421 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,358 They wouldn't let me! 422 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,293 And like there's anything to fuckin' follow. 423 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,928 You're like, "Blowjob contest, not cool," 424 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,330 Ah titty-feeling contest, cool!" 425 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,299 It's not a contest, a comparison. 426 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,433 Totally different. All right? 427 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,435 Just watch and learn you'll get it. 428 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,703 Learn what? 429 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,472 You have nothing to teach. 430 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,073 You do whatever the fuck you want 431 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,777 Cause you're handsome and you have cool emo hair 432 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,379 The girls like. 433 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:36,048 I think you look kind of faggy and I hate you right now. 434 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,518 Has nothing to do with it. 435 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,552 Hi. 436 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:43,890 What's up. 437 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,466 There you are. 438 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,634 Hey. Henry! 439 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,602 How's it going? 440 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,103 Oh my god. 441 00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:01,808 Did you ah, did you find the-- the guy? 442 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,177 Do you like how I feel? 443 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,845 Yes, yes I do-- 444 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,348 Good, because you're so cool. 445 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,482 Cool? 446 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,117 You're cool. You're cool too. 447 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,986 Do you remember when we hooked up in the room? 448 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,154 Yeah. In the room in that little room. 449 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,525 And that was so fun and sexy, remember? 450 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,427 It was. 451 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,796 I'm glad you're here with me right now. Me too! 452 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,267 We should get you and ecstasy, because if we do 453 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,270 Then we could talk all night yeah. 454 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,038 And kiss. Yeah. 455 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,806 And kiss you. 456 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,981 Okay, does anyone have any ecstasy! Anyone? 457 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,016 Henry, Henry, Henry that's the guy! 458 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,051 That guy. 459 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,753 That guy? The shiny-- 460 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,788 The shi-- that's the guy. 461 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,692 The shiniest guy here. 462 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,095 Fuckin'...assholes ...son-of-a-bitch-- 463 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,298 Good. Can I have a vodka redbull? 464 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,970 "Live long and prosper." 465 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,206 Hey. You into sci-fi? 466 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,577 Yeah, are you into sci-fi? 467 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,644 Yeah, totally. 468 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,747 I even did a sci-fi movie once. 469 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,984 This alien did me with his tentacle arms. 470 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,151 It was cool. 471 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,687 It sounds cool. Yeah. 472 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,756 I haven't seen that one. 473 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,124 What's your name? 474 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,926 Cramsey. Cramsey. 475 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,995 Lisa, actually-- 476 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,231 I'm Roman. 477 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,000 I'm a writer. 478 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,102 I write movies and books, 479 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,338 I have a blog. 480 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,572 It's pretty cool. 481 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,074 Yeah. 482 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,377 So what kind of stuff are you into? 483 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,613 You know, all of it. 484 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,448 Yeah. Yeah. 485 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,116 But what I really like is dragons. 486 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,150 Dragons? 487 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,985 Um dragons. 488 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,195 Dragons are fantasy. 489 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:07,233 If there's magical talismans or a magic sword 490 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,936 Or wizards 491 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:13,840 Or fuckin' crazy not real animals 492 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,444 All those basic things that break the laws of reality, 493 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,547 That shits all fantasy. 494 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,149 I'm into hard sci-fi, fantasy is bullshit! 495 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,150 Um-hmm. 496 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,952 I heard you. 497 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,387 Yeah. 498 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,057 Can I get a water? 499 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,332 Thanks. 500 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,867 No problemo. 501 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,108 What's wrong with you? 502 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,379 Hi, Ron. Any luck? 503 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,681 All right that's fine. That's all right. 504 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,384 Hey macy, would you come here, please? 505 00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,152 Ah macy we need your help for a moment. 506 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,955 I need to get a picture for Seoul. 507 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:03,990 So, just a quick fluff? 508 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,257 Yes, if you wouldn't mind. 509 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,759 I don't think that that's a great idea. 510 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,128 No, no, Ron. Macy is a professional. 511 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,463 This is all just business. 512 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,465 I really don't want too. 513 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,101 Ron, I just want you to think about the money 514 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:16,436 You're going to be making. 515 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,506 I want you to think about soup r' crackers, yes? 516 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,744 Yes. 517 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:33,753 Wow. 518 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,622 Okay then. 519 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,561 Uh, I knew it! 520 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,396 How to win a sinsayshun award. 521 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,897 Blow the guy with the most reubens-- 522 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,866 I'm not blowing guy, I'm blowing this asshole. 523 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:47,867 As a favor-- 524 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,335 Oh and you're doing a really good of a job, 525 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:50,603 He's looks wet string down there. 526 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,538 That's his problem, it's not me. 527 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:52,705 Ladies, ladies, please-- 528 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:53,873 You don't deserve this award-- 529 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,107 It's mine!. 530 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:11,858 Fuck. 531 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,596 Yeah, that looks amazing. Thanks. 532 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,864 They did really good work. 533 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,365 Hey Kyle, have you seen Casey anywhere? 534 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,668 Yeah, I saw her head toward the back. 535 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,638 Who's your surgeon? 536 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,479 It--hit me on the--very tip...ahh! 537 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,491 Jesus, hey I got one. 538 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,494 And I think I'm starting to feel something. 539 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,161 I think this is a great idea-- 540 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,930 Are you okay? 541 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,565 I'm really sorry, I think you need 542 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:56,135 To take me to the bathroom. 543 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,537 Really? 544 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:09,616 Hey, Ron, I was going to go river boating on the Mississippi 545 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:12,384 I need something to measure depth can I borrow your dick? 546 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,553 You shoulda seen it before, 547 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:14,921 The end was all swollen. 548 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,656 It looked like a grape tootsie pop. 549 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:18,390 How's your back not hurt? 550 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,659 Hey Ron, how come you never told us 551 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,327 You had such a huge dick? 552 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,762 Ah, 553 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:26,866 Can you just...pack, okay? 554 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,235 Kyle why would he tell us he had a big dick? 555 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,202 What's that doing out? 556 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,403 Who was in my stuff? 557 00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:34,574 Mr. Duk was in here. He was looking through it. 558 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:37,877 Really? 559 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,516 Hey. 560 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,785 Oh god. I'm sorry. 561 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:46,686 It's okay. 562 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,220 You're a good friend, thank you. 563 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,591 No problem, you know. 564 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:54,226 Tell me I didn't say anything that was too embarrassing. 565 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,895 I'm so fuckin' embarrassed right now. 566 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,096 Nothing at all. 567 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,364 Really? Yeah totally. 568 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:03,002 It's fine. 569 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,705 I didn't get Reno 911. 570 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:09,175 Sorry. 571 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,244 You want me to take you home? 572 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:16,448 Tuck you in and maybe-- 573 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,719 We could talk, make out--? 574 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,187 Like you said before. 575 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:24,390 No, I think I just have to go home. 576 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:26,325 Sorry I just don't feel well. Okay. 577 00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:27,359 All right, thank you again. 578 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,161 Sure, sure, sure. 579 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:49,181 Yeah it's beautiful. 580 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,449 It's beautiful. 581 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,418 It is, it's the nicest thing. 582 00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:54,253 It's really great, there's this one thing 583 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,488 That I don't get, personally. 584 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:57,556 And that is it says right here 585 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,426 "This schoolgirl is in for a surprise. 586 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,662 She's going to get a face full of jizz, 587 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,530 And she's going to like it." 588 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:07,166 "She's gonna like it." yeah. 589 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,334 So? 590 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:10,336 What's not to get? 591 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:14,040 Well, which one is the surprise? 592 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,876 Cause "a surprise." singular, one surprise. 593 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:18,477 But it says she's going to get a face full of jizz 594 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,612 And she's also going to like it. 595 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:20,847 So which one is the surprise? 596 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:22,682 What? That she gets bunch of jizz on her face 597 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:23,816 And she wasn't expecting it, 598 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,652 Or that once the jizz is on her face, 599 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,786 She finds that she actually likes it? 600 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:27,820 They're both the surprise. 601 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,622 No they can't be, they can't be 602 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,357 Because it says "a surprise" right there on the box. 603 00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:34,827 So what I'm proposing to you now is that we change this 604 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,698 To "this schoolgirl is in for two surprises." 605 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,233 "Two surprises-- no "some surprises..." 606 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,501 Because then that opens it up 607 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,036 And there could be this whole box could be-- 608 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:48,307 How about this, you don't take a demo. Okay. 609 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:49,776 Go. 610 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,754 Hey sorry, man, you can't stay here. Okay. 611 00:27:57,576 --> 00:28:00,179 Tree. 611 00:28:01,305 --> 00:29:01,231 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org