"Party Down" Taylor Stiltskin Sweet Sixteen
ID | 13210202 |
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Movie Name | "Party Down" Taylor Stiltskin Sweet Sixteen |
Release Name | Party.Down.S01E06.Taylor.Stiltskin.Sweet.Sixteen.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD.5.1.H.265-SiGMA |
Year | 2009 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 1400943 |
Format | srt |
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"Happy sweet 16, Taylor,"
in that edible gold shit.
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He fucks it up,i'm coming down
to his gay fucking bakery
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And take a giant
shit down his hole!
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His mouth hole!
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Jesus fuckin' christ.
You got kids?
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Haven't met
that special lady, yet.
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Yeah well don't.
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Nothing but bitching.
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Hundred bottles of custom
nonalcoholic cristal,
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A four thousand
dollar hooker dress,
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And 40 grand for this
asshole rapper "drogrizzle"
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To mumble his bullshit
for an hour.
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You know this rap shit?
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More of a
"Sting" man, myself
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All to try and get one fucking
smile outta that kid.
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Ah well not to worry,
at party down
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We have extra smiles
to pass around.
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I hope the jackets fit.
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We had valhalla catering,
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But those cocksuckers
double-booked us.
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What?
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Tell that motherfucker
I'm gonna rip his dick off
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And use it to fuck his
fucking dog in the ass!
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To death!
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God it is so weird,
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I look like a playah
in this outfit.
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You look
like a vaudeville clown.
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That's the idea.
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Oh shit.
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What are you doing?
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My agent made me get
my teeth bleached,
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But he didn't say
it'd hurt this much.
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You have got to be
the biggest fucking pussy
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On the entire universe.
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Fuck you, it kills.
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Oh, wait, wait
I think, they missed one.
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Are you serious, where?
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Right there.
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Ow, dude, shit.
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Oh yes, you are the biggest
fuckin' pussy!
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Ow!
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Kyle, get up.
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Get up please.
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Our client, Leonard stiltskin,
producer,
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He's throwing
a sixteenth birthday
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For his lovely
daughter Taylor.
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Okay and there's a theme.
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"Da club boat."
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Now fyi we took over
for valhalla catering.
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They double-booked,
their loss, our gain.
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Because I wanna show
mr. Stiltskin,
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What true professionalism
looks like.
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Like fucking ass-clown.
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I feel like lou ferrigno
in this motherfucker.
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Yeah we look like we're in the
gay secret service or something.
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Do we seriously have
to wear this shit?
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Yes.
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Because today, we're not just
serving food and beverages.
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We are also dream weavers.
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Weaving a dream
for Taylor, okay?
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There are two hundred
of the coolest people
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On a luxury boat,
a real rapper, and us.
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In costume,
playing the part,
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Because today this
boat isn't just a boat,
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It's a fairy-tale
fantasyland,
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Where every boy
is a "playah"
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And every girl
a "bitch!"
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Can you imagine inviting
200 people to your party
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And ten losers
show up?
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This poor girl, I mean
it's her sweet sixteen.
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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You can't just stand
there do something.
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What should we do?
This party's a bust.
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It's unprofessional
to just stand around.
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Okay so wipe some counters,
clean some glasses. Keep busy.
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We already finished
doing all that stuff.
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Well do something
different.
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I take a shit in the middle
of the dance floor
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And Kyle could
clean it up?
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Be professional! Go.
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Dude, it stings.
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Hey where is your
fuckin' kid?
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Well, find out
and get 'em here!
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Sirloin slider?
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Never in a million years.
Where is she now?
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She's locked in her
fucking stateroom
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And won't come out.
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I'm tellin' you,
the shit I go through
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To make that kid happy.
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What do I get?
A smile?
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Or maybe
a "thank you daddy?"
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Bupcuss, just six figures
down the fuckin' toilet.
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I'll go talk to her.
Sirloin sliders?
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Would you fuck-off with
the goddamn sliders, please.
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Leann, if she won't talk
to her real mother.
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She she is not gonna
talk to you.
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She's not going to
talk to you, either.
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These are girl issues.
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She's right.
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You're a girl, right?
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Go get my daughter out of
the fuckin' stateroom, will ya?
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I'm on it.
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Whoa.
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Am I early?
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Nope.
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Oh, shit.
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Jack and ginger, then.
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Henry Pollard?
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Michael?
Yeah.
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Shit, man,
it's been years
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Yeah, yeah.
How you doing?
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I'm, I'm good,
how are you?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm in Leonard's new movie.
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You know big breakout
of the indie world,
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So I had to come by,
you know,
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Make an appearance,
kiss the ring.
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Sure, sure,
that is so great.
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Yeah, what about you?
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I'm ah,
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I'm working.
You know and making money.
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All right.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's great, it's great.
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Okay.
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Hi honey,
hi, Taylor?
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I'm constance,
from party down catering.
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I'm here to see if you
wanted something.
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I wanna die.
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"Da club boat."
good times, huh?
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You having fun?
Mm-hmm.
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Great, enjoy,
it's free. Yum.
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Where the hell
have you been?
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No one's covering
the buffet.
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This kid's eaten
practically half of it.
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Okay where's your
sunglasses?
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I fucking walked into a wall
on the way to the bathroom.
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I'm not wearing
those things.
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I can't see shit.
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Oh and some guy said that
"Gruzzle" needs something?
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Oh degenerate rappers.
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They probably want ho's,
I'll take care of it.
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Watch the buffet,
be professional.
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Professional.
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My middle name.
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Come on, come on.
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They said you
needed something?
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I'm on the phone,
give me a second.
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Howard, wait.
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Hold on for
a second Howard.
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Hey can you do
me a favor?
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Can you check and see
what time we go on stage?
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Of course.
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'cause we're due in Newport
for another kid's bash.
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It's in our contract.
I'll go find out.
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You got the number,
of course I wanna see um.
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Hold on, hold on,
last time Howard.
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Ah one more thing, man?
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I want you to look
at something.
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It's a bunch of candy
on the table, man.
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Like we not kids, can we get
some food, real food? Please?
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Right, yes very good,
I will get on that.
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Thank you man.
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Hey matter of fact, what
the fuck you got up in there?
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I'm sorry?
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What do you have
to eat, man?
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Well we have um, curly fries,
we have chicken fingers,
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We have sirloin sliders.
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That is very strong smoke.
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Awe yeah that's the good, man
you want some of this shit, man?
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We got tons of it.
No, no, I'm good.
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Take a hit.
Oh, no, thank you those
days are behind me.
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Strictly business now.
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All right suit yourself.
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So ah asparagus Spears--
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And...curly fries,
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Chicken fingers and ah--
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Said that already.
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Howard, this is
where you're messin' up at
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You gotta spell
it out to 'em.
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If this is a franchise
you gotta let him know
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The things that
he should know.
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Look, hold on Howard, so you
said you got chicken what?
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Fingers.
Chicken fingers,
shit.
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Did you say "franchise?"
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Yeah, business term.
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Yes, I know, because
actually have my own--
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Hey man, we really thank
you for the food, man.
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That's why I'm here.
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One more thing, man,
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Can you please find out
what time we're going on?
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I'm sitting' here right now,
I'm not doing nothing.
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It's not professional.
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You're preachin' to
the choir on that one.
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Professionalism.
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Can I get a witness?
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Is he still here?
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I hear that.
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You're Edgar Allen poe?
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Yeah, a graphic novel,
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It's the writer,
but he's killing vampires.
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It's Leonard's next movie.
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Wow, you're
Edgar Allen poe?
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Fuckin' up vampires
in old Baltimore.
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Wow.
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That's-- that's great man,
that's great.
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What about you, last time
I saw you you were doing good,
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You were doing
those commercials
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With the
"Are we having fun yet?"
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Yeah, no, that actually
kinda killed my career.
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Shit.
Yeah.
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That freaks me out.
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I mean this guy all the talent
in the world tending bar?
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I should talk to Leonard.
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No, Michael, no.
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Really, I actually read for him
once and think that was enough.
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And I'm done the towel
has been thrown.
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Leonard and I are tight.
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He listens to me.
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You would be perfect
for young Lincoln.
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Abraham Lincoln?
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Yeah, when he was
a congressman, he meets poe
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Helps him steal his amulet
from the smithsonian.
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Now it sounds dumb,
but it's a great role.
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All you need is
one great role and boom
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You're back!
Yeah?
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Okay?
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Yeah it does some
kind of great.
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Shit yeah, I'm telling you,
me playing Edgar Allen poe
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You tending bar,
it's like oh!
Yeah.
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The universe is crazy
am I right?
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Yeah!
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Okay what, you're friends
with famous people now,
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You don't introduce me.
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Yeah Casey this is Michael,
Michael, Casey.
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Michael's playing
Edgar Allen poe.
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In like the comic version
with the vampires?
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I didn't even know they
were making that movie
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That's amazing.
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How do you know this one?
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Acting school,
he was the next pacino.
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I shit you not.
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Wow, you never say that
you had any talent.
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Ah he's exaggerating.
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No I'm not, he was great.
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And I'm gonna get him back on
his feet, right?
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Henry come on,
you, me, here, what?
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It's fate.
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It is kind of fate.
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It's fate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Casey.
Yes.
252
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,474
What'd I say about
professionalism?
253
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,809
I don't remember.
254
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:40,213
I said...uh...
255
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,451
Circulate...and...
256
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,119
Well let's get
constance to do it.
257
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,555
No I can't do that because
she's in the stateroom
258
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:51,291
Offering support
to the birthday girl.
259
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,661
She is, constance is?
Yes she is.
260
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,796
Oh, shit...okay,
I'm gonna--
261
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,765
Nice to meet you.
And you.
262
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,706
There he is.
263
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:21,989
I'm supposed to
be doing something.
264
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,557
Ron, you reek of pot.
What?
265
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,393
You smell like--
I thought you didn't smoke--
266
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,560
I don't smoke pot.
267
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,096
Well you smell
like pot.
268
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:32,733
Ahh, those rappers.
269
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,334
I think I have
a pretty good idea
270
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,036
Of what "dro grizzle"
stand for.
271
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,973
It's slang for "strong
hydroponic marijuana."
272
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,743
Kinda what
I was gonna guess.
273
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,244
Oh I gotta to bring
them food.
274
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,248
Hey Ron, Ron look,
275
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,950
Are you high?
What?
276
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,686
I can take care of it, if you
don't wanna be around all that.
277
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,422
No, I have stuff that
I have to talk to them about.
278
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:59,659
You just look busy.
279
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,095
Uh, okay.
280
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,899
He's so fuckin' high.
Yeah.
281
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,167
No, no, no, no,
I know what you mean.
282
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,236
I was medium popular
in middle school,
283
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,974
But by the time I got to be
a junior, I was fully popular.
284
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,210
People just don't appreciate
the responsibility you have,
285
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,046
Setting an example,
hey.
286
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,247
How's it going?
287
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,383
Hey Casey, we have
a sit'chiation here, my sister.
288
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,956
So, Taylor is dating Chad.
289
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,291
Who's maybe number five
in the class hottie's list.
290
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,660
But Chad has been a bit
of a douche bag lately
291
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,830
So tristan, probably
the top guy at school,
292
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,566
He flirts with her at a party
and they fool around,
293
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,569
Tristan's girlfriend
finds out, tells Chad--
294
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,704
(In misery) And now they
boycotted my party.
295
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,908
And there's no one
here but the losers.
296
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,147
Oh oh.
297
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,651
Vodka redbull.
298
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,089
Hey, club drink of choice.
299
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,023
Don't say that.
300
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,057
I used to go
clubbing all the time,
301
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,559
Before I married
that thing.
302
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,762
I love clubbing,
you know I love it.
303
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,764
How do you deal?
304
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,665
Booze, Facebook,
shopping.
305
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,102
Random flings
with hot guys.
306
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,007
How would you like
to be young Lincoln
307
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,044
In an Edgar Allen poe film?
308
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,712
Yeah.
309
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,415
No, I know it's rough,
but there's friends here
310
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,482
Who came to see you.
311
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,018
Those aren't my friends,
312
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,619
Those're just the losers
I hung out with
313
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,154
Before I got
cool friends.
314
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,990
The cool friends
didn't come.
Okay.
315
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,926
Okay but what
I'm trying to say
316
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,195
Is that those kids are kind
of cool for showing up.
317
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,231
Or they're just trying to hitch
a ride on your popularity.
318
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,298
Constance--
319
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,167
Hey it use to happened
to me all the time.
320
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,903
It's one of the drawbacks
of being really, really popular,
321
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,306
Oh my god.
People try to use
your popularity
322
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,742
Constance.
To make themselves
seem more
323
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,879
Popular than
they really are.
Constance!
324
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,380
Can I talk to you
outside for a second?
325
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,182
Listen, we're trying to get that
girl to come out to her party,
326
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,284
And I just don't think anything
you're saying is helping
327
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,318
Like, at all.
328
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,387
Casey, I know how to deal
with these issues.
329
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,621
I was very popular.
330
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,424
Yeah, well, okay constance,
I was pretty popular too.
331
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,492
Not like I was popular.
332
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,427
You don't know--
not for a fact.
333
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,528
Is this Taylor's party?
334
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,197
Yeah what clique
are you in?
Yes!
335
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,666
This is Taylor's party,
but she's not so feeling well.
336
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,700
What's your name?
337
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,902
Megan linderman.
338
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,905
Megan, hi, I can give
that to her for you.
339
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,974
And everyone's just
in the ballroom.
340
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,441
Yeah back that way.
Yeah.
341
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,777
Bye.
See ya.
342
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:31,879
So can I please just
talk to her alone
343
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,246
For a minute,
please?
344
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,248
Tell her to
hold out for tristan.
345
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,253
You know what a great story
this is gonna make?
346
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,590
I was at a kids party
on a boat--
yeah.
347
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,325
Henry we're good.
I know.
348
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,860
All right watch.
349
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,263
Okay, if he won't sign
I'll fire a bazooka up his ass.
350
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,666
And take a giant shit
down the bazooka hole!
351
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,168
I've got enough shit
with your fucking kid
352
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,669
Blowing off
my kid's thing.
353
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,672
He fucking better, or you'll
never see the lakers again.
354
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,108
Fuck you.
355
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,611
Michael, I'm sorry, I'm dealing
with a real shitstorm, here.
356
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,578
No problem,
no problem.
357
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,014
Thank you for coming.
358
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:07,915
Good to be here,
Larry this is Henry.
359
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:08,916
Yeah no I'm good.
Okay.
360
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,984
No, actually
Leonard--
361
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,753
Well fuck him!
362
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,155
Fuck his face off,
363
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,623
And when he
pick it up off the floor,
364
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:20,127
Fuck him in the ass!
365
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,661
Leonard I wanted
you to meet Henry,
366
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,530
Because he is
the best actor I know.
367
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,398
This waiter,
we're talking about?
368
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,768
He is a good waiter,
he's is a fantastic actor.
369
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,972
Whoa, wa--wait a second.
370
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,174
Yeah, there it is, he read
for you a few years back?
371
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,108
I did.
372
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,344
All right, you come with me.
373
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,178
Harry, right?
374
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,013
Ah, Henry.
Doesn't matter.
375
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,350
I don't know, I thought
it'd be so great being popular,
376
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,553
But it's so confusing.
377
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:51,224
I know, I was popular
for like, I dunno, two years
378
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,960
Before I figured
that shit out.
379
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,195
You try so hard
to be cool, right?
380
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,731
But then if you're trying to
be cool then that's not cool.
381
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,167
And the kids
who aren't trying
382
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,736
Their the ones that seem
to having all the fun, so...
383
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,974
I don't know, don't you wanna
like forget about being "cool"
384
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:11,611
For a second
and just have fun?
385
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,046
Your friend Megan's here.
386
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,683
She brought you this.
387
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,719
Oh my god.
388
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,054
We used to play
this at slumber parties
389
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,255
Like all the time.
See?
390
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,823
Hey, sweetie?
391
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,925
God dad!
Will you get out of here!
392
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,860
Hey, hey, look who's here
to say happy birthday.
393
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,596
It's Michael.
Hey, Taylor.
394
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,332
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
395
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,069
And look who's here
with a question for you?
396
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,679
"Are we having fun yet?"
397
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,555
Right, from
those commercials?
398
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,789
Beer commercials.
Right.
399
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,758
She used to run around
the house saying it
400
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,293
All the time.
Really?
401
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,195
Oh yeah, yeah.
402
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,531
Jesus, not even
a goddamn smile?
403
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,467
God, dad, I was,
like, nine.
404
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,901
Yeah when she was nine
she wasn't a fuckin' complete
405
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,537
Fuckin' spoiled
fuckin' brat!
406
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,708
Okay we will get this
at a different moment.
407
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,144
Okay.
408
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,353
So do you normally do
the casting decisions and stuff?
409
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,021
Did you see
"Blob, extreme? "
410
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,889
The guy who played
the fireman in that
411
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,358
He was one of mine,
412
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:35,395
But he wasn't half
as cute as you are.
413
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:39,366
I'll get you something
much better in poe.
414
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,235
You're gonna make
a great young Lincoln.
415
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,707
Maybe this isn't like
the best time to like do this.
416
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,942
Don't worry
about about Leonard.
417
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,010
I never would've
married him
418
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,780
If we didn't have
an understanding.
419
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,784
You're so hot.
420
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:58,818
Thank you.
421
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:06,193
You're very hot yourself.
422
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:16,636
Oh god, yeah, um-hmm.
423
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,004
It's nice on the ear.
424
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,973
So the "dro grizzle"
is a franchise
425
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,642
That people can buy into?
426
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,976
Right, right.
427
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,345
You buy in,
do your thing
428
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,147
Under the umbrella
of the brand.
429
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,249
You help us grow,
we support you.
430
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,450
Right, right,
right, right.
431
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,818
Like that soup thing
you were telling us about.
432
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,453
Soup r' crackers.
433
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,755
Fastest growing non-poultry,
non-coffee franchise
434
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,590
In all of southern California.
435
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,194
All you can eat
soup, salad, bread.
436
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,529
I ain't never heard of that.
437
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,331
You for real,
like all you can eat.
438
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,399
The only limit
is your digestive system.
439
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,768
Hey ah, you find out
when we're going on, man?
440
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,904
Ron?
441
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,173
You find out what
time we going on?
442
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,608
Oh, right,
it's nuts out there.
443
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,011
Hey before I go,
since you guys never heard of it
444
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,347
I'm wondering
if there's an opportunity
445
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,316
To open up a franchise
to south central,
446
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,319
For guys like you who never had
all you can eat soup?
447
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,189
I might be on the ground floor
of a sensation, here.
448
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,525
No, no, no you gotta
check your demographics, man.
449
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,794
If you do, you'll find
south central Los Angeles
450
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,130
Is increasingly home to
a majority latino population.
451
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,097
Is that right?
452
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,532
Dead serious.
453
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,534
Ain't a lot of brothers
hankerin' around for no soup.
454
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,670
So, it's, like,
a white thing?
455
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,872
Well put it like this,
when I think about soup,
456
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,073
I think about like--
457
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,441
Reese Witherspoon
eating that shit.
458
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,076
Matt Damon,
I think Matt Damon.
459
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,912
What about those bitches
off the hills
460
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,315
Nancy reagan,
old soup eatin' ass.
461
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,351
Hannah Montana fuckin' ass.
462
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,886
That bitch probably
eatin' some rich soup.
463
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,789
Tiger Woods, he probably would
I can see him eatin' that shit.
464
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,557
Uh-uh, uh-uh
the guy's part thai,
465
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,727
No he come from a long culinary
tradition of exotic soups.
466
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,795
You know what I'm saying'?
467
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,197
I don't imagine
it's that exotic.
468
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,764
No it's more hearty soup,
469
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,166
Like chicken, rice.
470
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,668
Now see my dilemma is,
I don't see no black people
471
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,804
Going nowhere that say
"Cracker" anything.
472
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,138
That's true,
I know I'm not.
473
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,041
Hold on, hold on,
that's interesting to me,
474
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,109
Why is that?
475
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,044
Show him why greg.
476
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,279
Souper crackers.
477
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,147
You don't get
what he sayin', all right,
478
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,382
Imagine your grandma
goin' into a place
479
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,852
To buy soup and it's called
souper angry blackman.
480
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,654
History of the south, man.
481
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,788
All that racist shit.
482
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,156
Man it's just all bad.
483
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,791
You might as well call it
"Slave whippin' soup."
484
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,427
Oh no!
485
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,763
"All you can eat
slave n' salad and shit."
486
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,798
Ohh--
487
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,100
Ah, "Lynch and soup."
488
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,270
What about "soup r' oppression"
489
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,839
Hey the "jim crow
soup and salad ."
490
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,507
"No nigger soup."
491
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,313
Right?
492
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,883
No you look awesome.
493
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,052
Go out there and have fun,
you know. Be yourself.
494
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,320
Are the real friends coming?
Constance!
495
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,021
Just keep walking, okay.
496
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,258
What the fuck man, that was
the best part of the comics
497
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,294
Edgar Allen poe,
total alcoholic fights vampires.
498
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,429
Well in the script
he's not an alcoholic.
499
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,731
So he's not really
Edgar Allen poe.
No.
500
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,400
Now Edgar Allen poe didn't
really kill vampires,
501
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,734
Now did he, sweetheart.
502
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,336
Is the love interest still
his 13 year old cousin?
503
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,272
Well they're lookin'
at Natalie Portman.
504
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,575
Who's like 40. Fuck.
505
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,243
These assholes always
fuckin' up the comics.
506
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,644
You guys see
"Dark knight? "
507
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,880
My dad said it was too violent,
he wouldn't let me go.
508
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,349
Shit, we should go.
509
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,184
Give me you number,
this weekend maybe, or--
510
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,952
I'll come pick you up or--
511
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,928
I'll be over here.
512
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,267
We gotta play this.
513
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,068
Finally, she's out.
514
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:40,607
Hey you I owe you big time,
you're Mary Todd Lincoln.
515
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,141
Yeah whatever,
where are those rap guys?
516
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,076
They're in back.
517
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,580
Fyi, I won't pay to see Edgar
Allen poe fight vampires sober.
518
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,049
Nobody gives a shit
what you think, dink.
519
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,918
People care what I think.
520
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,822
I have a prestigious
blog, sir.
521
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,290
Nice work, klein.
522
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,292
I feel like an extra in an
after-school special.
523
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,627
I do too, kind of.
524
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,829
So what happened
with Leonard?
525
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,797
What do you mean what happened,
with Leonard, you were there.
526
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,466
I know but did Michael
go and talk to him
527
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,600
Is he gonna give
you a part?
528
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,702
He's not gonna
give me a part, Casey.
529
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,504
Why?
530
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,705
Sometimes they give
you a part.
531
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,840
Come on!
532
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,674
It has to
happen sometime.
533
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,543
Look I remember
this feeling, okay,
534
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,145
And it's like beating my head
against that wall,
535
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,514
Oh god I'm so sorry,
I didn't know.
What?
536
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,351
I didn't know,
that you loved this loser
537
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,653
Minimum wage
life-style so much
538
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,954
That you didn't
want to part with it.
539
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,288
Well I do.
I wasn't aware.
540
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,824
I do.
I'm sorry.
541
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,161
What I should go talk to him
because what it's fate?
542
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,697
You should just not
be a total idiot
543
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,199
For one second
of your entire life.
544
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,270
And just do it.
545
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,505
Just do it.
546
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,706
Just do it,
what the fuck?
547
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,508
All right party's on,
Leonard's happy,
548
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:49,876
It's the perfect moment,
you wanna do it?
549
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,277
I don't--
550
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,380
Come on, this is
how these movies end.
551
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,313
Okay,
everyone's happy at the end.
552
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,482
Okay! Yeah.
553
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,150
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
554
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,454
Oh oh.
555
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,890
You don't wanna be
the young abe Lincoln?
556
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,325
No I really wanna be,
I really wanna be Lincoln.
557
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,163
Oh god that's good!
You like that?
558
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,472
Oh you love that?
559
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:24,243
Oh god! Shit!
560
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,778
What the fuck?
561
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,881
No bullshit, he'd be perfect
for the role of young Lincoln.
562
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:32,151
Mikey, if you say so? Ah he
looks a little bit like Lincoln.
563
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:33,786
Where are those
fuckin' rappers?
564
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,287
No bullshitting
he's perfect for it.
565
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,489
Maybe we get
the script--
566
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,525
Wait a minute now,
if he's the next pacino,
567
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,492
What does that
make you then?
568
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,495
Well, the next costner.
569
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,831
All right listen man can
you come in to read?
570
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,032
Yes.
You mind ah--
571
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,402
Oh you gotta be fuckin' kidding
me now it's fuckin' waiters,
572
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,670
He's an actor.
573
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,572
Ah beautiful and actor,
so now I get to put
574
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,740
This fuckin' guy
in a movie.
575
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,374
Don't get your
dick in a wad,
576
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,144
It didn't get that far,
I think he's fuckin' gay.
577
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,712
I'm not gay!
578
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:00,713
My teeth!
579
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,283
So, maybe we'll have him call
the office on monday.
580
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,685
Yeah, yeah sure--
581
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,153
Oh here we are,
fuck, about time.
582
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:08,187
Let's go man,
you're on.
583
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,789
Oh, nah, dude,
I'm done, that's it.
584
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,323
It says it in
my contract, I'm out.
585
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,358
You can't fucking
walk out now!
586
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,760
We just got her out
of the stateroom.
587
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,394
Hey man, what the fuck
is a stateroom?
588
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,829
It's what they call
a room on a boat.
589
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,665
So why don't they just
call it a room that's on a boat?
590
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:19,666
Why don't they just call
the front the front
591
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,100
Because it's
a fuckin' boat!
592
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,235
Tell you what Leonard we'll
Stephanie fax over a script--
593
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,437
You fuckin'
walk out on me now,
594
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,805
I will kill your
entire family
595
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,707
Chop them up into little
pieces eat them!
596
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:29,208
Come over to your house
the next day
597
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,444
And shit them out
on your face.
598
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,345
Don't do that,
that's a lot of shit.
599
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:34,647
Just call our lawyer, man.
600
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,450
Hey Ron, dude,
good shit, man.
601
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,786
And I mean that, good luck
with the soup shit too.
602
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,388
When it come out,
I'ma eat some my nigga, real.
603
00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,423
Oh yo yo yo, dro.
604
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,693
I appreciate
the advice.
605
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,428
Ah, do you know who
I am, you fuckin' fuck you
606
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,097
You fuckin'--
607
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,131
Fuck!
608
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,232
That's original.
609
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,934
Tell you what Leonard,
610
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,202
I see you're dealin'
with a lot of stuff
611
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,670
Let me take one
thing off your plate,
612
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,871
Young Lincoln,
look at that profile
613
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,473
That's a penny,
that's a lucky penny.
614
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,141
I fuckin' hate pacino.
615
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,110
Is that right,
616
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,145
All right,
all right.
617
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,633
So?
618
00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,835
My fate is with
the losers.
619
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,206
Feel like dancing?
620
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,642
Yeah.
621
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,037
I think this
went much better
622
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:08,240
Than it would've
went with valhalla catering.
623
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,682
Fuck off.
624
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:39,906
Chad?
625
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,142
Chad.
626
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,949
Chad baby,
I'm so sorry.
627
00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:59,158
Let's go.
628
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,069
Fuck this.
629
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:14,206
It's like a fairy tale!
630
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,475
You still like me, right?
631
00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:52,945
I do, but.
632
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,613
I probably would
like you more
633
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:55,982
If you were helping
Edgar Allen poe
634
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,817
Fight vampires.
635
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,055
Ow.
636
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,292
Ron, what did stiltskin
write on the comment card?
637
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,493
I don't wanna say--
I don't wanna tell you.
638
00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,796
Let me guess,
he wrote,
639
00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,630
"You fuckin' suck
at catering
640
00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:14,834
You fuckin' fat fuckin'
pieces of fuckin' shit,
641
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,937
You fuckin' stupid
fuckers, fuck you."
642
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:20,306
All right you freakin' me out,
that's exactly what he said.
643
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,507
Word for word?
Look.
644
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,390
* t-r-e-e, tree
644
00:28:12,305 --> 00:29:12,424
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