"Party Down" Brandix Corporate Retreat

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 2 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,959 Hey. 3 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,462 Is there anyone in the hallway? 4 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,732 Umm-- 5 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,434 No. 6 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:37,538 You okay? 7 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,973 Um, what's this? 8 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:42,009 It's your job you have to help me 9 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:45,579 With this fucking bullshit-- 10 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,250 It's good but I think, I like that one better, 11 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,619 Because I look smarter, what do you think? 12 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:52,486 I have no thoughts. 13 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:54,688 Hey Henry, you used to be an actor. 14 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,190 Look at these two. 15 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,392 Which one do you think represents me best for drama? 16 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,229 This one which I really like or this one, 17 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,430 Which I think that one makes me look a little smarter 18 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,597 For some reason. 19 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,032 Uh... which one Henry? 20 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,134 Okay, whoever put out those napkins 21 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,101 Should have their head examined. 22 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,302 What are you guys doing? 23 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,003 Why do you have a picture of John rivers? 24 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,239 What are you doing sitting there? 25 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,273 I prepped my thing, I'm done. 26 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,707 You're done, you're done? 27 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,008 Well how about you help with the chafers, okay? 28 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,009 Well how about you help with-- 29 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,311 You know how about we all help 30 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,747 How about we do a little, teamwork here, okay? 31 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,982 And we prep the trays as a unit. 32 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,651 Together, teamwork. 33 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,686 You're late. Okay, 34 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,356 This is awesome. 35 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:29,957 Here. 36 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,159 Why I'm I holding this? 37 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,261 This amazing parlor game. 38 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,595 Oh, is this the one where you make up your own words 39 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,496 To a tv theme sound? 40 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,065 Sort of but um, check it out, okay. 41 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:39,700 Roman is going to write a number, 42 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,068 I'm going to guess it. 43 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,036 Okay, think of the number of times 44 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,472 You've seen the movie "300" 45 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:47,208 And write it down. This is bullshit. 46 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:48,976 Come on I just need the number for the game 47 00:01:49,076 --> 00:01:50,611 It's really fun. Write down a number. 48 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:51,912 Come on write it down. 49 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,114 I'm not looking. Write it down. 50 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,717 When you're finished fold it and pass it to Henry. 51 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,319 Very nice. 52 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,154 Why am I involved in this all of a sudden? 53 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,789 Okay, I lied, this is a test 54 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,824 Actually to see if you're gay. 55 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,160 Because if you've seen the movie "300" more than once 56 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,695 You're gay. 57 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,231 Oh come on, nobody's doing nothing, what the hell? 58 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,465 Oh what's the fascination this? 59 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,800 This right here? 60 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,035 Oh actually can we just hold on to that for a second? 61 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,370 I need to prep that trays. 62 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,071 Listen Ron, can you just read the thing 63 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,240 Not a chance, not a chance. 64 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,608 One thing written on the paper. 65 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,142 Oh god, it's got to be so important, right? 66 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,744 What does it say? It's not important. 67 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:24,912 Six. 68 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,747 Dude! You're gay! 69 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,148 Gay! 70 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,384 So awesome! 71 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,852 Here, this is pretty cool, right? 72 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,501 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 73 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,670 Yeah! 74 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,939 That's good! 75 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,674 You got the kitty! 76 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,146 The "300" was the number of hippeis, 77 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,581 The king's personal bodyguards 78 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,484 Oh so like the king was like really into hot dudes and stuff. 79 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,152 You don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about. 80 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,720 I have no idea what the fuck 81 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,322 Is going on in there. 82 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,824 Yeah well, this is what's going on out here. 83 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,326 That's not weird! 84 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,962 They're elite, it makes since they're elite! 85 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,196 Little speedos they wore? Come on. 86 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,232 You know, they actually fought bare naked, 87 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,334 So speedos are way less gay. 88 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,569 Hey guys, did you see him? 89 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,837 Who? Rick fox, he's the guest speaker. 90 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,639 On what topic? 91 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,175 How the wealth I made from my pituitary abnormality 92 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,311 Relates to the dipshit corporate hell. 93 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,879 I took food to his hotel suite 94 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,013 I saw him, I gotta tell you 95 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,081 I got one word for him. 96 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,649 Wow. 97 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,485 Wow, what? 98 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,787 The dude plays basketball. 99 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,456 That's a game for children. 100 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,691 Rick fox? 101 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,959 The actor? 102 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,828 Good job, great job! 103 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,397 People right? 104 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:52,199 All right, half hour for refreshments and powertalk, 105 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,336 Then we're outside for scavenger hunt! 106 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:58,171 And don't forget self-review. 107 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,941 This is not a retreat, it's an event! 108 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,310 Right come on! 109 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,412 Here you go. Thanks. 110 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:07,748 Got any beer? Yep. 111 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,550 Congratulations. 112 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:15,589 Yeah, "thinking outside the boxing." second place. 113 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,891 Wait a minute, 114 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,527 "Are we having fun yet?" 115 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,696 "...having fun yet," yes that was me. Wow. 116 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,264 Emphasis on the was. 117 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,300 What're you do now? 118 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,370 I'm still trying to figure that out-- 119 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,505 Well, we're hiring in sales. Okay. 120 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,007 Okay, so in 01, you're 44 percent from the field, 121 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,443 Then in 02 you're 42, 122 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,645 03, 42,' then boom, 123 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,247 In 04, you're 39 percent from the field 124 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:43,417 And 25 percent on three pointers. 125 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,322 Um...is that a question? 126 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,590 I'm just saying. 127 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,658 Uh, mr. Fox? 128 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,160 Those pot stickers you asked about are here. 129 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,628 Ah. 130 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,164 Excuse me. 131 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,999 Whoa, that was just in time. 132 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,101 Yeah, that guy, man. Thank you. 133 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,270 We don't have pot stickers, though, sorry. 134 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:06,239 What about a book of business jokes? 135 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,975 What? 136 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:11,078 I wrote my speech thinking these guys did overnight delivery. 137 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,013 Well, what do they do? 138 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,617 "Office management solutions." 139 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,952 I don't know what that is? 140 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,554 I don't either. 141 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,530 Hey, how's it going? 142 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,331 You run all this, huh? Yeah. 143 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,400 It's just great stuff. 144 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,234 Great, inspirational. 145 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,069 Teamworkz fun building. 146 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,104 Doug beaks. 147 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,473 Oh, Ron, yeah. 148 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:43,276 And you feel this works for team unity? Teamwork. 149 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,845 Because I'm a team leader myself, you know, 150 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:48,181 Service industry, customer service. 151 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:52,052 I just feel like they're not functioning as a real team. 152 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,054 You know and it makes me just-- 153 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,729 I was wondering if maybe, when you're done here, 154 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,698 You could run my guys through a few drills. 155 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,901 Oh well, half days start at two thousand dollars. 156 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,903 So, if you're interested, 157 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,406 You give me a call, okay? 158 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,275 Okay, okay. Great. 159 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:22,282 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,584 Okay, how about this? 161 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,453 "I am so happy to be here 162 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,755 Because I just sat in office management 163 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:31,592 And I need an office management solution." 164 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,393 That's so terrible, 165 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,928 I'm embarrassed that I said that out loud. 166 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:38,165 How about, hey I'm so happy to be here right now, 167 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,100 Because I never had any idea 168 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,970 How many people it takes to make a useless product 169 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,137 That nobody needs. 170 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,442 You should be a comedian. 171 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,843 I should be a comedian, 172 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,780 That's what I keep telling my stand-up comedian agent. 173 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,748 Do you have a sit-down comedian agent. 174 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:55,683 Look at you? 175 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,618 Maybe you're the comedian. 176 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,954 Why would anyone pay money to see rick fox 177 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,190 Speak on any topic? 178 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,692 Well, he's a winner, Roman. 179 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,927 And people want hear what winners have to say. 180 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,029 No, a winner is like Arthur c. Clark, 181 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,531 Or Stephen hawking or kafka. 182 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,700 He's just some eight foot tall freak. 183 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,736 When did you turn so completely against rick fox? 184 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,738 A, he was over-rated on the lakers, 185 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:21,509 And b, he's all over Casey like a fuckin' sleaze. 186 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,544 Ha, you're jealous of rick fox. 187 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,779 That's hilarious. Three beers. 188 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,016 Why would I wanna be a 18 foot tall octopus arm freak? 189 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:32,385 No, maybe cause um, he's talkin' to your girlfriend, ugh. 190 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,987 You're a fuckin' infant-- and idiot. 191 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:37,491 Listen up, listen up we got an hour-- get away. 192 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,494 We got an hour downtime during their scavenger hunt 193 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,461 And I want everyone in the conference room 194 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,462 Three o'clock sharp. 195 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,032 Team meeting. 196 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,466 Why, what-- what the fuck? 197 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,868 Why are we having a meeting all of a sudden? 198 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,103 Oh god, can't you just say yes Ron? 199 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,271 Okay, I'll be there. 200 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,405 All right. We have a meeting. 201 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:53,641 I'll tell you at th meeting. 202 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,908 Look at that rick fox. 203 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,944 I can't believe rick fox is here. 204 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,246 Part of a championship team. 205 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,520 Hey. Hey. 206 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,421 Get another one? 207 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,791 Okay everybody, grab you partners! 208 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:13,894 Team scavenge in five! Yes. 209 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,663 If you don't mind me asking, what do you do? 210 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,264 Oh. Sales manager. 211 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,732 Oh salesman. Yeah. 212 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,469 I manage the team, develop market research, 213 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,072 Account, customer account services-- 214 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,876 Overall, customer care in every dimension. 215 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:32,646 Are you interested in a job at brandix? 216 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,882 Oh no, I don't know, I mean I guess-- 217 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:38,085 What do you see in your wheelhouse? 218 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,654 Going forward? 219 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:41,722 Well I don't have anything in my wheelhouse. 220 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,724 How long were you an actor? 221 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,760 Um...twelve, fifteen years-- 222 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,663 Twelve to fifteen years that's experience. 223 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,531 Really? Yeah that's sales. 224 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,366 I know, sales is just presentation. 225 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,768 It's playing a part. 226 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,336 "Are we having fun yet?" that's sales! 227 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,605 Okay everybody! 228 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,339 Come on let's go! 229 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,509 And remember, this is not a retreat. 230 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,911 It's an event! 231 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,279 All right, come on! Let's go! 232 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,648 I'm not gonna drink and scavenge, 233 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,716 Because hat would be irresponsible. 234 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,217 So-- all right, thank you. 235 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,185 I'll keep it on ice. Thanks. 236 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,028 C-a-s... 237 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,897 E-y. E-y. Yep. 238 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,365 Hey, Casey, I'll see you at the meeting? 239 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:26,533 Okay. 240 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:30,437 No idea what he's talkin' about. 241 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,239 Dude... 242 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,441 Rick fox is such a cockhole. 243 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:35,609 I can't believe Casey's gonna fuck him. 244 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,410 Shut up, she's not. 245 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,279 Uh, his suite's down there-- so. 246 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,983 Fuck you, she would never... not in a million years. 247 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,819 Dude that tall, I bet his dick's like two feet long. 248 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:46,987 Dude... 249 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,555 Probably like fucking a handsome giraffe. 250 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:49,823 Shut the fuc-- 251 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,058 I mean, he could be in one room fucking her 252 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,393 And in the other room reading a magazine. 253 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,394 I bet when he gets a boner it's 254 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,896 It's like half a hula hoop-- 255 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:59,232 Dude, why the fuck do you think about shit like that? 256 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,701 Are you jealous? 257 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,569 No, I don't want a hula hoop dick. 258 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,137 So you're cool when rick fox 259 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,639 Fucks Casey with his two foot giraffe dick-- 260 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:06,573 You're cool with that? 261 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,008 Fuck you. 262 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,277 Dude you're jealous, it's lame. Shut the fuck up. 263 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,612 Casey would never go out with a guy like you? Ever. 264 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,347 C'mon, or we're gonna be late for the meeting. 265 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:18,451 Ahh! 266 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,654 I gotta take a piss, see you there. 267 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,992 Hey, where's everyone? 268 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,126 That's what I'd like to know. Have a seat. 269 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,327 Okay. 270 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,667 Where is everybody? 271 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,002 Please, sit. 272 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,707 Awe, we're not gonna do team building drills, are we? 273 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,608 Don't look at that, just have a seat. 274 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,144 And wait for the meeting to start. 275 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,345 Oh wow. 276 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,364 Forget it, I'm just gonna start without 'em 277 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,700 And then they'll have to catch up. 278 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,401 So, good afternoon. 279 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,703 Good afternoon. 280 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,604 Team meeting, 281 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,341 What is the first word in team meeting? 282 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,645 It's team. 283 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,247 Okay and I think we need to 284 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,449 Okay this is definitely starting to sound like team building. 285 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,717 Goddamit Henry. 286 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,919 Dude, team-building? Come on it's so lame. 287 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,321 Kyle just sit down please 288 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,522 And where's everybody? 289 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,024 Where's Roman, where's Casey? 290 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,026 Oh Roman's going to get her. 291 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:33,894 Where is she? 292 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,864 Rick fox's suite. Ay oh. 293 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,332 Hey are we gonna be doing some like role play or something? 294 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,271 Hey, 295 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,340 Lost my key. 296 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,087 The fuck are you doing? 297 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,523 I-- sorry. 298 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,991 Just holding a glass. 299 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,840 You dropped this. 300 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,148 Fuck. 301 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,024 Fuck. 302 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,546 More, more more more more, stop, stop. 303 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,082 Left. Left, okay. 304 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,583 Ow, shit! 305 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,185 All right am I dead? 306 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,187 No, but you have to loose a spoon. 307 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,889 I'm sorry! 308 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,023 No, no, no don't be sorry this is great. 309 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,058 This is wonderful, this is about communication. 310 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,127 You said left, but left can mean 311 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,528 A number of different things. 312 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,498 Constance, how could you have communicated with Kyle 313 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,200 To guide him differently? 314 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,835 I could have said "right." 315 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,271 Or, "your left." 316 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,041 Because sometimes you need to think outside yourself. 317 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,475 It's about communicating with others. 318 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,511 Henry, did you hear that it's about communication. 319 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,246 I don't feel like you're involving yourself 320 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,380 In communicating. 321 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,418 Okay, um-- 322 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,552 Go right. 323 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,160 Okay, so do I have to drop a spoon? 324 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,394 Yes. 325 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,795 Fuck, nice Henry. 326 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,164 Where're you going? 327 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,734 I'm going to find the other guys 328 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,436 And tell 'em about this. 329 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,904 Now? 330 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,739 I got one left, what do I do? 331 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,475 You're going left, my left. 332 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,910 No! 333 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,341 Hello. 334 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,557 Roman. 335 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,625 What are you doing? 336 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,894 Henry, shhh. 337 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,629 This is some disturbing shit. 338 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,107 Been here for like 20 minutes. 339 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:44,777 This guy is not a closer. 340 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:49,416 Oh god okay, what the fuck Roman? 341 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,683 What are you doing? 342 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,119 What is that? 343 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,655 I was ah-- looking for Casey. 344 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,458 You know to tell her about the meeting and everything. 345 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,093 Cause I don't think she heard about it. 346 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,361 What are you doing here? 347 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,297 Me? I was-- I was looking for you guys. 348 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,833 For the meeting. 349 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,335 So where is Casey? 350 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,004 I thought she was with rick fox in his room 351 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,639 So she's not in his room? 352 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,742 I don't know I couldn't figure out which one was his. 353 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,551 Casey wouldn't-- 354 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,486 You know, 355 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,322 With rick fox? 356 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:33,293 I mean, I wouldn't think so. 357 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,395 Maybe I'll go to the front desk 358 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,631 And see if I could get fox's room number. 359 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,200 And tell Casey about the meeting. 360 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,169 That's a good idea. 361 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,571 Okay. 362 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,952 Oh hi, uh...mr. Fox. 363 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:00,987 Did you see the maid? 364 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,655 I'm actually looking for Casey, 365 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,493 She' um, like she has brown hair, she's kind of crabby. 366 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,662 Oh okay, she was just here, she left. 367 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,830 Oh. Great. 368 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,532 But hey, while you're here. 369 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,274 Oh and she left her phone. 370 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,293 So for this root I did "lethal weapon," 371 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,295 Which was a huge influence on me, 372 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,098 How mel Gibson showed you could both be an action movie star, 373 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,033 And show deep emotions. 374 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,668 You know cause the way his wife died, 375 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,503 And that made him like super reckless-- 376 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,840 I sat next to mel Gibson, that's this root. 377 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,276 Ah, there he is, where's Roman? 378 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,077 Which are supposed to be beliefs-- 379 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,312 Oh, I did branches as beliefs-- 380 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,948 Well start with the branches first. 381 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,219 We're making a "life-trees." 382 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,787 Life tree time, you know. 383 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,123 I guess it's not like a belief but I think bono's awesome. 384 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,025 Okay finally, all right, the team is here, 385 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,596 So let the team building begin. 386 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,901 Okay. Simple, open communication. 387 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,670 A common problem with any team 388 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,239 Is a failure to understand a team mates needs. 389 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,508 I'm going to toss the ball, whoever catches it, 390 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,578 Says an idea that would help improve the team. 391 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,246 First thing that pops into your head. 392 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,516 Okay that way will understand each other better 393 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,451 And it'll bring us closer to each other. 394 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,652 Okay? 395 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,621 Okay. 396 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,359 Come on Henry, first thing to pop into your mind. 397 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,296 How do you think we could improve the team? 398 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,698 I wouldn't do anything, Ron. 399 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,301 Well you have to. 400 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,103 Okay, pay us double. 401 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,771 We can't. Toss the ball to somebody else. 402 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,609 I we should each adopt a homeless person 403 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,479 And care for him and making a difference in one person's life. 404 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:11,384 Not gonna happen, toss it to somebody else. 405 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,521 I think we should all focus on positivity in our work. 406 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,823 Good. Positivity, that's very good. 407 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,857 Toss it! 408 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,659 Positivity. 409 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,794 I think, 410 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,863 Casey should be more discreet. 411 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,365 What? 412 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,866 Casey hold on, Roman has the ball 413 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,268 Roman, a little insight on that one. 414 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,736 Discreet about what? 415 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,770 Come on you know. 416 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,540 No I don't know. 417 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,642 Sleeping around. 418 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,509 What? 419 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,678 What is that supposed to mean? 420 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:42,882 It's just a suggestion, to improve, the-- you know uh team. 421 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,651 Well, it's supposed to mean that Roman's in love with you. 422 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,819 Shut the fuck up! Man, that's not true. 423 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,054 That is not true. 424 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,222 Roman, Henry has the ball-- 425 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,590 Henry say something toss the ball. 426 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,293 What business is it of yours what I do, Roman? 427 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,194 And how did you even find out about that? 428 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,763 What happened to not telling anybody? 429 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,767 What the fuck? 430 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,335 Henry has the ball, Henry say something, toss it. 431 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,536 You fucked Henry? 432 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,104 What does that have to do with you? 433 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,573 Him? Yes! 434 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,107 Why? Oh my god. 435 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,742 I told you there was fuckin' a line, dude. 436 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,279 Henry, goddamit say something and toss the ball. 437 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,981 Okay, fine I've got something to say. 438 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,316 Casey? Yeah? 439 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,520 You left your phone in rick fox's room. 440 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,888 Okay, that's not a suggestion. 441 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,792 Okay, Casey shouldn't leave phones in rick fox's room. 442 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,494 Can I say something if I don't have the ball? 443 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,428 No. 444 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,029 So what, you're jealous, now? 445 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,098 Just saying. Just saying, my god. 446 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,234 I can't believe you fucked Henry and rick fox. 447 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,304 Is there anyone in the universe you haven't fucked? 448 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,771 I haven't fuck anyone! 449 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,206 Okay, people. Stop. 450 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,574 Well you did say you fucked Henry a lot. 451 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,276 Okay, sensing a lot tension in the room, 452 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,444 If you pass me the ball, 453 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,078 I can maybe make a suggestion 454 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,447 That will relieve some of the tension. 455 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,148 Listen, nothing happened. 456 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,283 Okay, do you understand that? 457 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,451 Nothing happened. 458 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,620 Casey, toss the ball. 459 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,987 Ow! Fuck man. 460 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,188 Jesus, fuck! 461 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,190 That fuckin' hurt! Good! 462 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,592 Jesus christ. 463 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,028 Come on fuck! 464 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,600 Okay, I have the ball 465 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,303 And my suggestion is that you people realize 466 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,640 That I'm making a genuine effort here, okay? 467 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,809 And I, look at me, look at me, 468 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:25,251 No one on the team should fuck anybody on the team! 469 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,019 What are you doing? 470 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,125 I don't understand you actually think that 471 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,728 Flirting with rick fox all day 472 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,263 Is not gonna make me slightly jealous? 473 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,165 Oh my god, Henry, we talked about this 474 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,232 On multiple occasions. 475 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,001 I know we did but I didn't think that 476 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,736 Having a casual hook-up agreement 477 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,573 Meant that I'm supposed to stop having feelings. 478 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,141 Sorry, no, no, that was just the most pathetic 479 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,577 Hallmark card I've ever heard. 480 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,278 Thank you, that's very sweet. And just what? 481 00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,713 Rick fox he offered me a ride back 482 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,548 To Hollywood what? And I said yes. 483 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,716 Why, why? 484 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,685 Well, not to have sex with him, you psycho. 485 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,987 It's so I can drive his car because it's a clk 486 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,455 And it's really fuckin' fast and I've never done that before. 487 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,323 What do you mean? So, deal with it. 488 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,126 What's a cts? A clk! 489 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:11,531 What's a clk? What the fu...? 490 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,000 This material is the copyrighted property 491 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,502 Of teamworkz fun building. 492 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,904 I was just borrowing it. 493 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,707 Yeah well guess what, I'm going to send a bill to party down 494 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,308 In care of Ron. 495 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,611 No, no, no, no. 496 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,813 My name's not Ron, it's mark. 497 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:34,654 Rick fox, huh? 498 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,088 Do I have anything in my teeth? 499 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,357 Hey Gary, you don't have, like, a card or something for me? 500 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,660 Hmm, yeah. 501 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,395 Seriously? You're interested? 502 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,498 Well I'm intrigued, I mean this a-- 503 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,234 Isn't going anywhere. 504 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:49,569 We'll set something up call that number. 505 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,438 We'll sit down. Thank you. 506 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,806 You'd be a sales natural, I swear. 507 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,041 No mailroom. 508 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,444 No, no, no mailroom. Okay. 509 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,546 All right. No I promise, you'd be a natural. 510 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:00,613 Call me. Thank you. 511 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,882 All right, it's rick fox time. 512 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,116 It's rick fox o'clock 513 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,485 Have fun. 514 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,089 Thank you. 515 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,791 Hello. 516 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,526 You know, I'm very glad to be here, 517 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,262 Because I just sat in some office management, 518 00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:19,766 And I need an office management solution. 519 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,976 Okay uh, anybody lakers fans? 520 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,592 Steve's just in here 521 00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,726 And um he'll be right with you in a moment. 522 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,928 Thank you. Hey good luck. 523 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,167 Okay great. 524 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,469 What's your name? Henry. 525 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,137 Wh-- no with some one. Oh. 526 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:01,440 All right, well, Karen, I'll looking for that fax. 527 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,075 Yeah, okay. 528 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,277 You too. Bye bye. 529 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,979 Henry. Hi. 530 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,080 Steve deetman. Hey, man. 531 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,348 How do you know the goocher? 532 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,117 I'm sorry-- who? 533 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,284 Gary gutenburg, you know-- 534 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:15,087 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we met at a party. 535 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,523 Excellent, most excellent. 536 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,990 Is he gonna be here? 537 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,960 Oh no, no, sorry, Gary's up in Fresno today, 538 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,662 But he doesn't handle this kind of thing anyway. 539 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,430 So that's my job so-- 540 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,832 Okay. 541 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,033 Anyway the goocher told me 542 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,868 You're interested in sales is that right? 543 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,704 Yes, well he said that um, you know, that might be 544 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,206 Something that I would be suited for and-- 545 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,542 Yello? 546 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,510 What's up brickman you fuckin' douche bag!? 547 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,278 Uh-huh. 548 00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:40,780 Yeah, dude, it's on the way. 549 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,249 All right, brickman, by the way the spur sucked my balls. 550 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:44,584 Just kidding buddy. 551 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,485 He's from Texas so-- 552 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:47,887 I've never been there. 553 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,121 I know where you're going with this Henry 554 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,657 Yes, we looking for people 555 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,859 With skills and with smarts. Great. 556 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:56,128 Do you have any experience with telemarketing? 557 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,363 Telemarketing? 558 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:58,531 You know what, it's okay if you don't. 559 00:24:58,631 --> 00:24:59,932 Don't sweat it. 560 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,534 Because I did it the summer after my junior year, 561 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:02,468 Picked it up in a day. 562 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,036 Okay so... 563 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:08,140 Sitting in a cubicle and just making calls or 564 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,376 Yeah, not really it's um-- 565 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:11,578 It's more like a long table 566 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,912 That you'd be sitting at making calls so-- 567 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,181 Oh. 568 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,349 Okay, ten bucks and hour, 569 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,953 And you'll health benefits after your first year. Yep. 570 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:24,791 It's not the most glamorous job in the world, Henry. 571 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,626 But the goocher master told me that you needed something 572 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:27,760 With absolutely no experience. 573 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,528 So this is what's on the table. 574 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:30,863 Let's see if you oh-- 575 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,431 All right, you used to be an actor? 576 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:36,869 It says here. Yeah, yeah. 577 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,839 Oh, my god. 578 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,774 Henry I'm gonna ask you one last question. 579 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,309 And this is the most important one 580 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:44,410 Of this whole interview, okay? 581 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,712 Okay. 582 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,914 "Are we having fun yet!?" 583 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,967 Ah, ha, ha tree. 583 00:26:41,305 --> 00:27:41,304 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm