"Party Down" Celebrate Ricky Sargulesh

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,566 So what, we're all awkward now? 3 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,068 No. 4 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,403 Who's awkward? 5 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,106 I'm not the one who was moping around all day 6 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,373 And calling people whores 7 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,109 Just because they were talking to rick fox-- 8 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:42,110 Roman called you a whore, 9 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,311 I never called you a whore-- 10 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,445 Yeah, well that's what you were thinking. 11 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,914 All right, well you were flirting quite a bit. 12 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:48,249 Yeah, uh who cares? 13 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,483 Do you care about that? 14 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,152 'cause I thought we agreed that this was casual 15 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,953 And this was no hang-ups so-- 16 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,122 If you want to turn this into 17 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,590 The same miserable, jealous bullshit 18 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,192 Then like, let me know. 19 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,128 Okay. 'cause I didn't sign up for that. 20 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,695 Me neither man. 21 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:03,797 Jesus. 22 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,066 Hey. 23 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,172 All right, so you're still mad at me too I guess? 24 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,175 No, I'm having a wonderful day. 25 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,509 I told you there was a line. 26 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,412 All right, so I'm supposed to hold off on Casey 27 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,647 Until you sleep with her first, 28 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,648 Is that how it is? 29 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,582 Oh now you get it, 30 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,083 Yes, that's exactly what that means. 31 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,585 Hey, I heard all that. 32 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,220 You crazy lunatics. 33 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,721 Maybe stop talking about me. 34 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,357 Oh, you know-- 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,427 Good work. 36 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,595 Fuckin' ass hole, it's you. 37 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:35,496 That's all you, 38 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,665 You don't shit where you eat buddy. 39 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,368 You're just pissed because I "shat where I ate" 40 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,770 And now you want to eat at that same restaurant 41 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:43,904 Where I was shitting. 42 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,139 No! 43 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,374 Who, Casey? 44 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,941 Come on guys, when you're making a movie, 45 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,310 Stars hook up all the time. 46 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,811 And everybody's cool with it. 47 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,580 "Shit where you eat", what does that even mean? 48 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,216 Well it's all about the circle of life Kyle. 49 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:58,752 It's that we're all a part of this universal cycle. 50 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,888 Okay, so like, life and death. 51 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:01,889 Yep. 52 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:02,923 Regeneration. 53 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:03,891 Okay, like hinduism-- 54 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,058 Exactly. 55 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,694 What the fuck is wrong with you two? 56 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,362 It means, you don't shit 57 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,498 In the same vicinity that you're eating in 58 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,932 Because you may at some point 59 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,000 Eat your own shit. 60 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,835 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 61 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:15,969 Is this part still about me, 62 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,037 Because if it is, I swear to god 63 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,406 I'm gonna freak the fuck out. 64 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,457 Thanks. 65 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,730 Hey, how are you? 66 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,632 You don't have the poster above your bunk bed? 67 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,799 No, I don't like that fuckin' movie. 68 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:46,834 That's weird. 69 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,068 Fuck close encounters. 70 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,670 And when they do arrive on earth, 71 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,673 They're not gonna be cute and snuggly. 72 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,576 They're gonna be a super advanced society 73 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,877 And we're gonna be fuckin' ants to them. 74 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,947 They're not gonna sing and wave at francois truffaut. 75 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,315 It's not gonna be a fuckin' musical. 76 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,984 They're gonna take him and everyone else 77 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,186 And feed us into giant processers 78 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,088 And strain us for our chemicals. 79 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,257 Um, you don't know that. 80 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,491 Shut the fuck up. 81 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,492 Zing! 82 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,926 Not you. 83 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,595 Humus? 84 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,832 Who the fuck are these nimrods? 85 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,501 Okay, everyone. 86 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:21,969 To ricky. 87 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,136 Congratulations! 88 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,806 Come on, let's go! 89 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,310 Good job rick, good job! 90 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,319 Congratulations for what? 91 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,721 Probably just got a new velour sweat suit. 92 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,442 You work here? 93 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,545 Uh, just bartending tonight. 94 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,179 Good to know the bartender. 95 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,948 These things are so boring. 96 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,450 I'm ula. 97 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,151 Henry. 98 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,120 Rum and coke, my drink. 99 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,221 So when you see me coming-- 100 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,757 I'll be ready. 101 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,727 You have nice eyes, Henry. 102 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,369 So. 103 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,837 You want to talk? 104 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:30,904 About what? 105 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,039 You and Henry. 106 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,140 The fighting-- 107 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,610 There's really no me and Henry, so-- 108 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,211 Let me tell you a story. Okay. 109 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,548 I was once involved in a workplace romance, 110 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,082 It kind of got out of hand. 111 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,684 It was a sex explosion, 112 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,453 Is really the only way I can describe it. 113 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,687 We did it constantly. 114 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,490 In the van, in bathrooms, in the bushes, 115 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:51,024 It was non-stop sex-- 116 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,059 Hello, is this work? 117 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:53,894 This is work-related, Ron. 118 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,162 We fucked in the sink, 119 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,597 We fucked in a dinghy-- 120 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:57,698 What does this have to do with work? 121 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,132 What does this have to do with anything? 122 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,401 Henry and Casey are fighting, 123 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,802 And it's starting to affect her work-- 124 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:02,970 That is a lie. 125 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,338 Now is it a performance issue? 126 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,706 Because sometimes really nice guys 127 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,741 Can have a hard time seeing girls like you and me 128 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:08,809 As fuck objects. 129 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,011 Casey, I just wish you would've consulted with me 130 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,413 Before you did anything with Henry. 131 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,514 You know, I actually have a little experience 132 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,349 With workplace romance myself-- 133 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,350 You do, with who? 134 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,151 Sure I do, with myrna. 135 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,787 Myrna, the girl with the superfluous hair 136 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:20,654 Right up here? 137 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,590 And the interesting personality. 138 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,858 It's just not a good idea. 139 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,660 I mean, in a workplace things get tense. 140 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,261 Relationships get strained. 141 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:29,897 You argue. 142 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:30,998 You get hit-- 143 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,566 Okay, and I have to walk away. 144 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,803 I'll talk to her later-- 145 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,305 You get hit? 146 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:41,375 Ron you told me you stepped on a rake. 147 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,579 I got hit by a rake. 148 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:47,615 Oh Ron. 149 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,467 Hey man. 150 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:13,874 What's up guys. 151 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:17,578 You know who this guy looks just like? 152 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,746 Yes-- 153 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,180 You look just like that bastard 154 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,416 Who take di's virginity 155 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,618 And leave her at dance. 156 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,754 Wait, you guys watch "Idol academy?" 157 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,823 My man! 158 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,258 Yeah, absolutely. 159 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,392 Yeah! 160 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,527 52 inch lcd flat screen 161 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,128 With 5.1 dolby surround, 162 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,329 High def. We see everything. 163 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,765 It's the only way to watch it. 164 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,069 I can't believe this guy's at our party! 165 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,136 Hey come have drink with us. 166 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,071 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 167 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,138 Hey! 168 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,174 "Napoleon dynamite." 169 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,742 Is he napoleon dynamite? 170 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:49,577 Fuck no. 171 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:50,578 Nah, he's just a writer. 172 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,845 Don't worry about him. 173 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:53,914 Get us brandy huh? 174 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,916 Yeah, hurry up too. 175 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,021 Okay, these guys are officially assholes-- 176 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,790 And creepy. 177 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,291 This one guy's been staring at me all night-- 178 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:05,559 Yuck. 179 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:08,496 If they like you, it is proof you suck. 180 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,430 People are fucking idiots. 181 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,066 Them hating me is like a badge of honor. 182 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,903 I like you, Roman-- 183 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,776 Um...this is just for staff back here... 184 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,678 I need to ask you question. 185 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,380 Are you the actress constance carmell? 186 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:29,349 How did you know that? 187 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,284 Because I can't forget. 188 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,419 Your film. 189 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,855 The scene is burned in my memory-- 190 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,658 We watch through the eyes of innocent boys, 191 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,727 We are looking through the leaves of summer 192 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:40,994 At a lake in the woods. 193 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,395 And as they watch, 194 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,598 A vision rises from the water. 195 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:48,669 A beautiful woman, naked, 196 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:51,471 Her body glistening in the sun, 197 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,240 Unashamed-- 198 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,476 You saw "dingleberries?" 199 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,478 A hundred times. 200 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,688 Rum and coke. 201 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,456 You are a good bartender. 202 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,490 Thanks. 203 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,225 I'm bored again. 204 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,827 Meet me for a cigarette? 205 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:14,962 Um... 206 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,098 Yeah okay. 207 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,837 Oh great another one for you. 208 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,138 Gimme a water. 209 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,507 That's great, making Casey jealous or some shit? 210 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,976 Whatever. 211 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,343 Look man, you're still on my shit list 212 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,780 But if you and Casey are kaput nick, 213 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,016 Maybe you could help me catch her on the rebound? 214 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,285 Give me some tips. 215 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,553 Kinky things she's into, 216 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,621 Maybe she likes feet or-- 217 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,422 Feet, yeah feet, that's a good one. 218 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,091 Go for the feet. 219 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,726 Will you watch the bar just for a few minutes? 220 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,561 What if I say no now? 221 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,863 Brandy. Geez. 222 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,198 What the f-- 223 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:54,501 Hey, you're a writer yeah? 224 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:58,171 Yeah, mostly hard sci fi-- 225 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,574 You read my script yeah? 226 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,909 You give me notes. 227 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:06,179 Look man, I don't just give random ass people-- 228 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,915 You pulling out a gun? 229 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,351 Don't fuck with me. 230 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,385 Huh? 231 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,386 Yeah. Do it. 232 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,788 I'll read it. 233 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,329 Ugh, but every week, 234 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,097 The same boring people-- 235 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,132 Yeah? 236 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,499 Every week. 237 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,070 Well, they seem interesting, I dunno. 238 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,741 So, I smell nice? 239 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:37,678 Um...yeah, very nice. 240 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,914 Breath okay? 241 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,155 Very minty-- 242 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,928 Oh, that's just muki. 243 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,064 Muki, go away. 244 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,598 Go away. 245 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:00,868 Uh-- 246 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,073 I was smuggler, you know, 247 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,174 In the old country. 248 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,142 Sometimes we spend months 249 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,144 In a shed in the woods. 250 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,579 Like a shed and a hole, 251 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,715 You don't have word for this in English. 252 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,416 To get through the long nights 253 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,218 We have only the tapes and blahpui-- 254 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,820 Blahpui, what's blahpui? 255 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,954 A drink you make in a bucket 256 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,556 With leaves and yogurt and antifreeze-- 257 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,325 Mmm, sounds so exotic-- 258 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,994 It's horrible. 259 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,663 But the tapes, we watch over and over. 260 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,664 "Dingleberries." 261 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,999 Yes. Yes. 262 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:32,966 "Wild nuts." 263 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,301 Yes. 264 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,268 And "screamweaver"-- 265 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,670 No. Yes. 266 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,905 Constance, where are the plates? 267 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,707 There's supposed to be plates at the buffet! 268 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,408 So do plates, we're talking. 269 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,743 "Screamweaver." 270 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,678 No personal business on what--? 271 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,248 Insect, leave us! 272 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,184 I will cut off your face. 273 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,156 I'll get the plates, I'll get the-- 274 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:57,891 So where were we? 275 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,893 Talking about "Screamweaver." 276 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,733 Awesome. 277 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,400 Catch up with you guys in like five. 278 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,571 Ugh, ricky's friends are jerks-- 279 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,606 What, those guys are awesome-- 280 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,175 Kyle, are you drunk? 281 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,544 Oh uh, some fans got a round of shots. 282 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,578 Are we movie stars? 283 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,747 No, we're party professionals. 284 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,748 How come Roman and I are the only people 285 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,882 Who are doing any work? 286 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,917 Because they don't know who you are. 287 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,618 I think they're just lovely-- 288 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,887 I'll introduce you to ricky. 289 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,055 You're gonna love him. 290 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:28,922 He's awesome. 291 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,724 You know how awesome he is? 292 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,360 He's an awesome fucking murderer. 293 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,394 What? 294 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,428 He gave me a script. 295 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,463 His name was on it. 296 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,899 Ricos sargulesh, I googled him. 297 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,600 Apparently he just got acquitted 298 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,669 For murdering someone. 299 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,971 They couldn't convict him 300 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,874 Because all they found was a fucking foot man. 301 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,910 That's why "Congratulations" ricky. 302 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,879 Congratulations for getting away with murder. 303 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,114 I'm sorry, didn't you just say that he was acquitted? 304 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,182 Doesn't matter. 305 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,517 Well then that means he's innocent, kind of. 306 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:58,585 It's in the constitution-- 307 00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,686 You know who you are? 308 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,354 Does this name sound familiar? 309 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,290 Johannes heesters, 310 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,357 No. 311 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,358 Hitler's favorite actor. 312 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,393 Why do you know that shit? 313 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,394 I retain information. 314 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,862 You're the one with the problem man, that's weird. 315 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,398 Zoltan said that the water drops 316 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,699 Glistening in the sunlight 317 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,102 Off my breasts made him cry. 318 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,404 Murderers don't have poetry like that 319 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,072 In their souls. 320 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,176 You have a second? 321 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,144 We want to talk. 322 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,245 Uh, we? 323 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,814 Because-- so-- 324 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,117 You are the bartender here yeah? 325 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,384 Uh, no. 326 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,187 I mean, yes, tonight. 327 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,190 Just not regularly, all the time. 328 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,391 Like every night-- 329 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,726 We're kinda-- 330 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,461 Is good way to pick up chicks, yeah? 331 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,496 Um... 332 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,898 Like that one. 333 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,533 You like-- you like that one? 334 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,601 Oh, no. Not really, no-- 335 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,669 She's my girlfriend. 336 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,004 Oh yeah? Yeah. That's cool. 337 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,707 Muki tells me that you-- 338 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,209 You put the moves on her. 339 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,444 My girlfriend. 340 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,046 No, no I wouldn't do that-- 341 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,881 Why, because she's unattractive, my girlfriend? 342 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,515 No, no, no I-- 343 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,550 Oh yeah, 344 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,551 No she is attractive. 345 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,319 She's not my type. 346 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,654 You know, I'm uh-- 347 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:08,822 I'm kinda into blondes. 348 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,457 I like blondes, ya know I'm-- 349 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,126 And also I have a girlfriend. Ow, boob dick. 350 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,561 I have a girl-- we're actually uh, 351 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,628 We're engaged. 352 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:16,663 We're engaged? 353 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,598 We're-- we're engaged, 354 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,900 Um, to be married. 355 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,334 And I mean, we're still work-- 356 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,469 It's not official, 357 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,570 Like I'm still looking for a ring and all that. 358 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,972 All that stuff, 359 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,806 But we're very much um, in love with each other, 360 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,375 I love you. 361 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,376 She's your fiancee? 362 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,477 Yeah, yes. 363 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,711 So I would never, you know-- 364 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,046 She's not blonde. 365 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,382 She's not, but she has a terrific personality-- 366 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,283 Cool, see ya. 367 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,286 So I feel like we're a good match. 368 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,653 For now. 369 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:41,889 So you guys are pretty serious huh? 370 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,190 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 371 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,825 Yeah, yeah, no it's-- it's great. 372 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,227 We um, I mean, we-- you know, 373 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,695 We have our ups and downs and everything, but-- 374 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,696 Okay! 375 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,763 I got it! 376 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:51,698 It's been driving me crazy. 377 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,732 The beer ad. 378 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,734 "Are we having fun yet?" 379 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,336 He looks like that guy-- 380 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,637 I am that guy! What? 381 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,671 Get the fuck out of here. 382 00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,672 I am that guy, that's me. 383 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:00,740 Go ahead do it, do it, do it. 384 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,175 You want me to do it? 385 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,412 "Are we having fun yet?" 386 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:06,914 Shit, that was you! Rozzi! 387 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,081 I'll be right back. 388 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,182 Do it again, do it again! 389 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,951 You wanna see it? You wanna see it? 390 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,487 "Are we having fun yet!" 391 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,958 I know it's just-- I'm a regular guy. 392 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,427 It's that guy and his fiancee. 393 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,628 Yeah, Henry. 394 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,629 Henry Pollard. 395 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,696 Nice to meet you. 396 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:24,797 Casey klein-- 397 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,466 But soon to be Pollard. 398 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,467 Yeah! 399 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,502 Oh she's um-- 400 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,239 "Standup showdown." huh? 401 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,542 You did not see "Standup show-- 402 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,643 That was on like, a year-- 403 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,644 Nobody saw that. 404 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,645 I said on tv. 405 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,347 Eh so, so funny! 406 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,516 Celebrity couple. 407 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,918 You have brad, angelina 408 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,253 Working your party. 409 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,958 Eh, cognac and bring glasses eh? 410 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,326 Hey, you read script? 411 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,894 Yeah. 412 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,730 No, I didn't read it yet sir. 413 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,533 Bring bottle, then read script. 414 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:02,669 Hey! 415 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,038 Do it, do it, do it! 416 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,439 Are we having fun yet? 417 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,941 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 418 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,542 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 419 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,777 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 420 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,412 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 421 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,114 So I'm standing there 422 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,949 In half a string bikini-- 423 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,584 Here you go sweet pea. 424 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,152 Covered in fake blood 425 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,488 And I've got this harpoon thing through my neck, 426 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,755 And dom walks in. 427 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,924 I don't know if you remember that. 428 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,926 Dom deluise! 429 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,528 You. More brandy eh? 430 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,063 So dom walks on the set, 431 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,164 He looks at me, 432 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,799 He turns around to the make-up lady 433 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,035 And he says "I'll have what she's having!" 434 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,939 And then I said, "Well then make mine a double!" 435 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,410 Constance. 436 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,745 God, the coke was so good back then. 437 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,448 Dom deluise himself, it's incredible! 438 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,150 And shrimp please! 439 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,851 Go, go, go, go now. 440 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,852 Move. 441 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,054 Tell us more. 442 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,155 Well it was my first day of shooting, 443 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,356 And I'm going to the commissary, 444 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,092 And I lock eyes with jan Michael Vincent, 445 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,493 "Airwolf." yeah. 446 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,730 Okay. What the fuck was that? 447 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,898 Sorry, this girl was flirting with me, 448 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,734 And it turns out it's ricky's girlfriend, 449 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,602 And ricky might be a murderer, 450 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,770 Which girl? 451 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:11,671 Okay so I'm just trying to stay alive. 452 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,739 Which girl? 453 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,008 Which-- just some girl at the party. 454 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,476 What do you mean flirting with you? 455 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,977 Flirting. Like touching you flirting? 456 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,046 Well flirt-- just flirting. Or like talking? 457 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,080 Wait, what do you care? I don't care. 458 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,181 Why do you care? I definitely don't. 459 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,249 Hey! 460 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,551 Come on, you want to take this shit elsewhere? 461 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,885 I'm trying to work, here. 462 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:26,986 Shut up Roman. Shut up Roman. 463 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,021 Fuck off. 464 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,522 So if just for tonight 465 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,758 You could pretend that we're in a regular relationship 466 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,226 Without like craziness-- 467 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,062 Okay yeah, maybe if you could refrain 468 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,364 From flirting with every gross girl 469 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,066 That's at every party-- if I could-- maybe-- 470 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,833 Maybe you could refrain from flirting. 471 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,335 Yeah, nice comeback. Everything was fine-- 472 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,643 Really. 473 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,112 Guys, guys you have to help me, I'm dying here 474 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,613 And these guys won't let anybody he-- 475 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,548 Hey! 476 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,916 Are we having fun yet? 477 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,718 Yeah! I am! 478 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,354 My favorite couple! 479 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,422 Yeah! 480 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,523 Bring us bottle. 481 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,624 Let's go, come on. 482 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,259 Okay. Dancing! 483 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,067 Uh, what are you doing? 484 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,835 I'm all by myself out there. 485 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,704 Ricky made me read his script. 486 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,440 Ugh, these guys are assholes. 487 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,076 How's the script? 488 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,677 It's terrible! 489 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,713 Listen to this. 490 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,783 "Krojar"...yeah, the fucking hero's name is krojar. 491 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,085 Krojar? 492 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,686 "You betray me. 493 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,754 You are lower than animal..." 494 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,755 Oh, and there's no articles, 495 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,756 This thing's terribly written. 496 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:37,990 Here we go-- 497 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,792 "Gubby on ground cries like woman. 498 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,428 Krojar puts gun down. 499 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,431 Krojar: I will kill you like man. 500 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,366 With hands. 501 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,835 Gubby cries, and krojar takes knife 502 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:49,869 And first cuts off head, 503 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,003 And then all parts 504 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,004 And puts them in bags 505 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,173 And goes to the sea--" 506 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,874 That should be a new fucking scene-- 507 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:55,975 "--and puts gubby in the water deep 508 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,310 Where no one will find." 509 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,445 You see? 510 00:17:58,545 --> 00:17:59,712 Wow you're not kidding, that is-- 511 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,747 That is terrible. 512 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,815 No, this is what happened! 513 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,916 What do you mean? 514 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,152 This is basically a badly written 515 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,454 And poorly plotted confession-- 516 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,022 Oh my god... 517 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,724 Yeah, and that's not all. 518 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,261 In the end, he finds the guy who squeals on him, 519 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,895 And kills him, too. 520 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,398 A fat guy with glasses-- 521 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,699 Here we go. 522 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,435 "Mulek is fat man with womanish glasses 523 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,405 Because eyes like heart is weak." 524 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,641 Fat guy with glasses? 525 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,043 Fat guy with glasses. 526 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,221 You know acting is like crime. 527 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,890 But instead of using guns or clubs, 528 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,493 I assault you with emotions-- 529 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,361 Or even knives. 530 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,364 Knives, that's right. 531 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,270 Hey. 532 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,106 Oh hey is that, is that your girlfriend over there? 533 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,140 Uh yeah. 534 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,609 What a euro trash 535 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,610 Piece of work. 536 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,111 Wow you know, this is starting to feel 537 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,479 A little bit like jealousy. Jealousy. 538 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,647 And ya know, 'cause I thought-- 539 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,648 I'm observant. 540 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,816 Well I thought we were-- 541 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,751 Hey, do it again man, do it again! 542 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,320 All right, all right. 543 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,754 Uh, are we having fun yet? 544 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,064 Oh. 545 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,065 What's he doing? 546 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,767 Um... 547 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,369 These are my spoons. 548 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,537 Can I have some of this? 549 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,838 Relax. 550 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,540 What are you doing? 551 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,607 Stop the music. 552 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,244 Stop the music! 553 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,578 Stop the music! 554 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,912 Stop the music! 555 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,448 Stop music! 556 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,617 Ula. 557 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,319 Come here. 558 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,794 When you escape, as I did, 559 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,163 From jaw of hell, 560 00:19:57,264 --> 00:20:01,968 You understand which things really matter. 561 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,137 Honor. 562 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,574 Friends. 563 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:08,975 Woman. 564 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,011 And celebrities. 565 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,814 Let's hear it for Hollywood celebrities! 566 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,051 You make us laugh. 567 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,087 You make us cry. 568 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,422 You teach us 569 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,991 What it means to be human. 570 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,295 Henry and Casey. 571 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,398 Our lives are complicated, yes. 572 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,965 But there are things we know 573 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,635 That are greater than complications. 574 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:41,073 Loving companionship 575 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,843 Meet special someone 576 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,945 Who keep life from becoming 577 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,282 Vast, dark, 578 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,018 Pit of despair. 579 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,322 Nothing else matters. 580 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,326 And so I take from your example, 581 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,298 I turn to ula and say, 582 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,867 "Ula, will you be my wife?" 583 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,705 Ula, will you be my wife? 584 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,509 Okay. 585 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,644 Okay! 586 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,627 I've got a Joan van ark story 587 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,663 For you that will blow your mind. 588 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,031 But first I have to take a leak. 589 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,199 No, not now. 590 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,501 I am your slave. 591 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,405 Good, we need cheeses, and brandy-- 592 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,939 Actually, sir... I need to talk to you-- 593 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,174 About something. 594 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,442 It's fairly im-- 595 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,412 What do you need to talk to me about? 596 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:58,284 Constance left something very special for you 597 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,987 In the kitchen. 598 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,722 She wants to be discrete. 599 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,059 Is it underwear? 600 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,430 It's...in the kitchen. 601 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,701 So, where is it? 602 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:15,668 Is it underwear? 603 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,936 No it-- 604 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,373 We have to tell you something. 605 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,708 What do have to tell me? 606 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:25,177 Um...it has come to our attention, 607 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,413 I mean... that you might be-- 608 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,814 He's gonna kill you. Yes. 609 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:28,715 What? 610 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,683 Ricky's gonna saw your head off! 611 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,584 Clean off. 612 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,352 What are you talking about? Look! 613 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,955 It's all in here, it's all in here. 614 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,356 Okay, ricky thinks that you ratted him out 615 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,558 About gubby. 616 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:39,459 Who? 617 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:40,460 The guy that ricky killed-- 618 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,994 I don't know that for sure. 619 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,229 He is acquitted. 620 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,230 It means innocent-- 621 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,331 It's all in here! 622 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:46,566 We know that. It's all in here. 623 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,934 I can't find it. It's right here. 624 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,869 There it is, okay look, look, look, look. 625 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,938 It's the bottom. 626 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,206 "Fat man with the womanish glasses?" 627 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:55,241 Booya! 628 00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:56,375 No offense-- 629 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,810 That's you-- I mean not that-- 630 00:22:58,411 --> 00:22:59,579 Sorry. 631 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,480 No I don't think they're womanish, 632 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,481 He wrote that. 633 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,782 Ricky wrote it. 634 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,121 Oh...i don't feel really good. 635 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,226 Ricky, ricky! He's got a knife, 636 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:15,361 He's got a knife! 637 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:16,896 Ricky! He read the script ricky! 638 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:18,898 Zoltan. 639 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,103 They think you're going to kill me! 640 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,338 What do you mean? 641 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:27,540 In your script. 642 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,941 It says they kill fat guy with glasses, 643 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:29,976 And they thought-- 644 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:30,877 They thought that was you? 645 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,044 Yes. 646 00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,147 I kill you! I kill you! 647 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,216 I kill you! 648 00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:38,284 I kill you back, I kill you back! 649 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:39,752 I kill you back! 650 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,624 He my oldest friend. 651 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,659 I'm not going to kill him. 652 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,062 That's good. 653 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,764 It's a script. 654 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,432 Is make believe. 655 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,468 Oh, fiction. 656 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,870 Hey flat top, cognac. 657 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,005 Yes. 658 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,474 Hey! 659 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,211 So, you read it huh? 660 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:06,245 What do you think? 661 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:09,248 I lo-- I really, really liked it. 662 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,316 I thought it was great. 663 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,151 What is your favorite part? 664 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,921 You know, there's so many good-- 665 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:19,125 Parts...when mulek uh-- 666 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:22,094 Grabs his mother by the throat 667 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:25,231 And throws her out the window 668 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,166 Of the house and it-- 669 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,134 What else? 670 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,235 Um... 671 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:34,406 When-- when mulek makes his grandmother 672 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,375 Pick up the food that he dropped. 673 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,046 Yes yes, how was the syntax? 674 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,360 So uh, so maybe we can just call it even. 675 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:55,427 You know? 676 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,764 'cause, like I flirted, 677 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,398 And then-- and you flirted. 678 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,432 No. So... 679 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:01,601 Definitely not. Why not? 680 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:04,270 Because you totally made out with that girl. 681 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,105 What? Muki told me everything. 682 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,540 Busted. 683 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,708 Wow, so I guess you're up one. 684 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:09,508 Yeah. 685 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,877 Sorry. 686 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,980 Except not really 'cause I made out with rick fox. 687 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:14,914 You did? A little bit. 688 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,382 Did you? 689 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:17,717 Ow. 690 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:20,987 Add me on myspace, you know? 691 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,321 I'm probably gonna start using it 692 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,489 As a fan site so-- 693 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,424 Okay! 694 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,493 What a glorious night zoltan! 695 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,231 It beats for you huh? 696 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,634 Oh, so wonderful meeting you. 697 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:35,568 I'm going to watch "Dingleberry." 698 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,036 Tonight! Oh, do do! 699 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,204 Yes, yes, yes! 700 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,609 Hey, okay okay now tell me, tell me. 701 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:43,643 What else is good, huh? 702 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,913 I like the part when you-- 703 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:51,383 When he, the character, cuts off gubby's nuts 704 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,853 And shows them to him and says, 705 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,388 "You nuts!" 706 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:57,824 But I think you meant "You are nuts." 707 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,558 Minor grammatical error. 708 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,160 Ricky, let's go man! 709 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:03,963 Come on! 710 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,131 Okay. 711 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,432 Come on. 712 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:07,366 I think that's my favorite part too. 713 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,534 You like all best part. 714 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,436 Thank you very much for notes, eh? 715 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,939 I send you next draft. 716 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,579 Oh. No. 717 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,081 No, no, no. 718 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,582 No, no, no. 719 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,690 No. No! No! 720 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,959 Wrong fat guy with glasses! 721 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,175 Tree. 721 00:27:24,305 --> 00:28:24,863