"Party Down" James Rolf High School Twentieth Reunion

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:23,224 Casey, Casey, did you measure the tables? 3 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,593 I'm I crazy or do the 6x10 tablecloths 4 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,860 Look way too big. 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,430 No. What? 6 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,999 Roman, come on man, fan the napkins! 7 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,801 People waited 20 years for this. 8 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,269 Make it special. 9 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:36,704 Make it special. 10 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,439 These will make it special. 11 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,279 Fan, fan! 12 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,049 Yeah, that seemed to work. 13 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,351 Ron, this isn't you're-- 14 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,219 There you are. 15 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,386 Melinda. Problem. 16 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,222 The ice machine is running slow 17 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,590 We need to buy more ice, and there's no freezer space-- 18 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,059 No, no, no not to worry we have backup. 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,595 We have dual-cycle a hoshizaki crescent cuber. 20 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:02,963 Best in the world. 21 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,233 So you can just...chill. 22 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,341 If you have a backup of your schedule, 23 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:15,276 That would be great. That'd be a big help. 24 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,610 Okay. 25 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,146 Excellent. Oh great. 26 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:21,782 Actually, Ron, the name tags are 27 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,118 Just for the people at the reunion. 28 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,619 Yeah, I know. 29 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,793 I sat behind you for two years in social studies. 30 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,228 Ron! 31 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:40,434 Oh my god, the back of your hair still looks wonderful. 32 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,876 Ron Donald. 33 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:49,877 I coughed a lot. 34 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,621 I got cutest guy, cutest couple, 35 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,324 I got best hair, best smile of course. 36 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,293 And I would've got prettiest eyes 37 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,560 But they canceled the category, 38 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:10,130 Because some dildo got blinded at the prom, lame. 39 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:12,032 Hey, you must be harry. 40 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,867 I'm bobbi st. Brown. 41 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,603 Constance's roommate. 42 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:18,071 Hi, Henry. 43 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,073 What happened to constance? 44 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:22,976 Oh she's off with some guy named zoltan 45 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,978 Who promised to make her a big star 46 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,747 In blurvistan or something. 47 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,849 I know, sounds like escort work, doesn't it? 48 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:33,053 Anyway I made this bet with constance that I could inspire you 49 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,856 And get you back acting before she got back. 50 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,058 So let me take a look at you, okay. 51 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,127 Now your face is kind of pinched 52 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,929 And forward like a sphincter. 53 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,097 You know it's very-- tight. 54 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,799 It's tight and it's dark. 55 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,134 We can change all that. 56 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:48,402 Yeah, good luck. 57 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,638 I'm not really in the acting b-- not. 58 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,073 Can't use that word, it's negative. Okay. 59 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,575 I sensed that about you. 60 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,045 And that's why I brought you some positivity. 61 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,214 Indian scientists they tape recorded 62 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:02,683 These dolphins laughing. 63 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,185 And it turns out it's the happiest sound on earth, 64 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,787 It's scientifically proven. 65 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:08,422 Let me see it. 66 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,124 You gotta smile fifty times a day, 67 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,693 So no excuses go ahead. 68 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:13,627 Let's see you do one. 69 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,663 Okay, what did you bet constance? 70 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,197 Ten dollars. 71 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,967 Cause actually, 72 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,536 I'm moving back home with my parents. 73 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,038 So, 74 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,407 Nice meet to you. 75 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,041 Hey did you say 50 times? 76 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,043 Cause I always thought it was 90 times. 77 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:33,447 No, 90 would make you go insane. 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:37,150 Sounds like regular fuckin' dolphins. 79 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,119 You're not a dolphin scientist? 80 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,855 Jim sledge, wrestling champion. 81 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,725 Came out senior year, big scandal, big scandal. 82 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,295 Denise klinger. Yearbook, ritalin. 83 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,564 Jenelle beismeyer, ah total whore. 84 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,501 Ron, why didn't you just take the day off 85 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,202 And go to your reunion? 86 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,070 Are you kidding me, are you kidding me? 87 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,440 When party down said they got this gig, 88 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,075 I said I wanna to work it, man. 89 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,844 These people only remember me as "bluto," 90 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,879 The wild and crazy guy, and I want show them 91 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,315 I got my shit together. 92 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,317 Bluto? Like popeye? No. 93 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,884 Like the fat guy from popeye? 94 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,152 Were you fat? No. 95 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,521 Were you a fat guy in high school? 96 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,789 No, like belushi's character in "animal house." 97 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,124 Okay, I was fun and crazy. 98 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,293 Two gin and tonics, please. 99 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,262 Listen guys, I know you like to fool around, 100 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,064 But I was wondering if you could maybe, 101 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:28,902 Act like I'm a good boss and respect me. 102 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,138 Cause if they see the kind of guy that I am now, 103 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,206 The new Ron, 104 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,576 It would really help me out a lot, 105 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:39,513 The other guys said okay, so-- 106 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,881 Yeah sure, Ron. Yeah. 107 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,551 Excellent, thank you. 108 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,319 Melinda weintraub, former class president 109 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,654 And reunion coordinator! 110 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,322 And needing a splash of chardonnay. 111 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,957 Splash of chardonnay. 112 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,659 We're got 30 "Won't attends" 113 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,627 Who just decided to show up anyway, 114 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,029 And parking, god, it's a nightmare. 115 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,698 A splash, Henry. 116 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,199 The woman said splash that's not a splash, 117 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,302 What are you an idiot? Splash. 118 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,538 Uh...yes sir. 119 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,877 Fresh glass. 120 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,752 Splash, walla! 121 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:23,491 Thanks, Ron. 122 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,394 Thank you, guys so much. Thank you, thank you. Sure. 123 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:29,196 So what's this bullshit rumor I hear 124 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,298 About you moving home? 125 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:34,101 It's not bullshit. 126 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,437 No, I mean, you know, 127 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,439 I have no career, 128 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,374 I'm barely making rent playing as an extra 129 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,410 On other people's lives? 130 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,344 Come on, I gotta face reality at some point 131 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,580 Henry, you can't that. 132 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,882 Why, because you need my shoulder to cry on 133 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,250 And my amusing asides 134 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,453 To breakup the boredom of your day? 135 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,555 No, just...you can't move back in with your parents 136 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,189 Like-- who does that? 137 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,357 Cause you'll miss me too much? 138 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:07,134 Is that why? 139 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,403 Hey, Joe spanelle! 140 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,871 Dave Griggs, how's your drink? You almost done? 141 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,706 What's what do you need, scotch and soda? 142 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,709 Hey bobbi, scotch and soda, asap. 143 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,512 Hey, eddie, steve-o, lorraine. 144 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,815 How's it going? How have you guys been? 145 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:25,719 Alice, how's that pilaf? Firm? 146 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:29,890 What have you guys been doing for the last 20 years? 147 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,561 Twenty years, oh my god. 148 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:34,562 You're not eating your chicken. 149 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,029 When did you serve yourself? 150 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,330 Two, five, six minutes ago? 151 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,299 Casey, come here. 152 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,834 We've got a situation. 153 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,036 How many cans are you burning per chafer? What? 154 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,271 Cans. Hot cans. 155 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,507 How many you got burning per chafing unit? 156 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,075 Are you talking about the sterno things? 157 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,810 Correct. 158 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,779 How many cans are you burning per chafing unit? 159 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,980 Well, I no idea. 160 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,448 This is what I need, okay? 161 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:58,118 Minimum of two per casserole or three for a one-porsh. 162 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,386 I have no idea what you're saying. 163 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:02,956 Please, please. 164 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,091 Right on captain. 165 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,659 I'm gonna go do what you said. 166 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,995 We call him captain here all of us do 167 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,465 Cause he's our boss and we really respect him. 168 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,033 Wait a minute. 169 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:16,804 Bluto? 170 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:20,207 Holy shit. 171 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,576 What're you catering this? 172 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,411 Hardly recognized me, right? 173 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:27,114 Yeah, I'm team leader, running the show. 174 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:32,886 Wow, don, last I remember you were puking all over that um? 175 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,187 Who wants to talk about the past 176 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,623 It's a reunion, right? 177 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,157 And it's Ron by the way. 178 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,358 You're thinking of donnie. 179 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,594 That's it you're buddy donnie. 180 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,930 Donnie and Ron."dron" 181 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,234 Oh my god, that guy right over there. 182 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,110 Hey enjoy you're meal everybody, Karen. 183 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,318 Thirty, thirty-one-- 184 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,921 Thirty-two, that's thirty-two today. 185 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,557 All right. 186 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,358 Did you listen to the dolphins yet? 187 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,993 I-- I haven't. 188 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,262 Come on, let's go do it right now then. 189 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,329 I don't think I can. 190 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,865 They're such smart animals. 191 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:18,966 Did you know that dolphins can 192 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,201 Change a babies diaper underwater? 193 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,135 I don't thinks that's true at all. 194 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,904 And there's a mug I want you to come see. 195 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,138 A mug? 196 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,575 It's a stallion and it's on it's back legs 197 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,043 And he's roaring and he says, 198 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:34,447 "Follow your dreams to the max" amen. 199 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,617 Well I would love to do that with you bobbi 200 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,452 But I promised Ron I wouldn't screw around today, 201 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,755 You know what that's what your problem is. 202 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,691 You got those like kind eyes, 203 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,725 And you know what Henry, 204 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,794 Nice guys finish last. 205 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:50,530 But grab your destiny by the balls and squeeze hard. 206 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:51,765 I'll bet in you've never done that in your career, 207 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,501 No I wouldn't even know where destiny's balls are. 208 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,970 Like when I auditioned for "cannonball run, two," 209 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,639 You know what I did with the girl I was up against? 210 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,240 I don't know if I wanna know. 211 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,909 I hit her with my car a car? 212 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,143 Your car? And it felt right. 213 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,244 A car? 214 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,646 Wait, wasn't that constance? 215 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,047 People, working professionally, 216 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,148 Like we talked about. 217 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,618 Yeah, no, I know, Ron. 218 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,586 This is where you tell Ron, to shove it up 219 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,054 His big asshole. 220 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,223 Cause you got to go look at a mug. 221 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,832 Did you hear all this about Henry maybe moving home. 222 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:25,766 What? 223 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,702 Awe, shit. Yeah. 224 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:31,571 Oh wow, that's really gonna screw up our wedding season. 225 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,373 Bathroom, isn't it-- 226 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,575 I thought I saw you dude. 227 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,345 Oh together again, bro. 228 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,512 Dron! 229 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,181 Hey donnie, how you doing? 230 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,549 Wow, wow. 231 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,384 Good to see ya. 232 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,286 Dude, what are you wearing? 233 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,089 Well, this is my job, yeah I gotta bunch of people 234 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,057 Working underneath me 235 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,892 I'm team leader. 236 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:56,063 Team leader? Holy shit man, you? 237 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,765 The big cheese? What are you gonna do? 238 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,499 Wow. 239 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,168 Can we eat these? 240 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,269 Yes, it's food. 241 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,838 Oh yeah. 242 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,807 So...how's it going for you donnie? 243 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,208 Set up just like we talked about. 244 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,542 Like we talked about? 245 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,111 Yeah, that time in the park? 246 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,013 We found that schnapps and got blitzed 247 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,447 And decided all you ever need is a roof 248 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,849 And beer money? Guess what, dude? 249 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,417 You have a roof and beer money? 250 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,587 Parent's garage in reseda and a gig at an old folk's home 251 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,055 Where I barely have to do anything. 252 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,791 Oh wow. 253 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:27,627 Dude, this is your gig? 254 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,562 Yes. Awesome! 255 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,767 Let's turn this mother out, man! 256 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,503 Well I actually, don't that kind of thing anymore. 257 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,537 There you are. 258 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,739 Ron, I have a disaster. 259 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,274 Melinda. I will be right with you 260 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,344 Casey, can you show this gentleman to the bathroom. 261 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,680 Casey I need you to do me a favor and watch this guy please. 262 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,848 Why, who is that guy? 263 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,216 He was my best friend. 264 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,252 Take him to the back bar, tell him food's free drinks, 265 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,420 Keep him away from me. 266 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,454 Why if he's your best friend 267 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,588 Do you want him out of your sight? 268 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,557 Old Ron, old Ron. Oh. 269 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,759 Things are going great for me up there, 270 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,260 I don't want him screwing it up. 271 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,696 Okay. Thank you. 272 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,498 Ah mr. Laporte, enjoy the party. 273 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,934 We'll rock the shit out later dude. 274 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,769 I don't know what that means, melinda, please. 275 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,904 We'll rock the shit out later! 276 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,605 I need the slide show set up in ten minutes, 277 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,474 But I can't find the a/v stuff anywhere. 278 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,743 Melinda, I am one step ahead of you 279 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,279 We have staff on it right now. 280 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,614 Oh thank god... 281 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,682 Kyle! 282 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:26,386 Chardonnay, pronto. 283 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,687 Four ounces. Yep. 284 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,323 There you go. Madame coordinator. 285 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,491 That's quite a staff. 286 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,692 They weren't always. 287 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:36,463 But with benchmarks, clear-cut deliverables, 288 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,597 They're getting there. 289 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,766 God, tell me about it. 290 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,200 I've got thirty people in my department, 291 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,468 It's like herding cats. 292 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,170 Oh my goodness. 293 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,039 (Gulping wine) okay. 294 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,574 Wish me luck. 295 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,042 Like you need it. 296 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,110 Good luck. 297 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,311 Stop it. 298 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,218 Hello, cougars! 299 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,087 "How we gonna do it?" 300 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:04,457 "Cougar-style." 301 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,860 Oh man. 302 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,128 Henry, this is donnie, 303 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,730 This is Ron's best friend from high school. 304 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,432 He would like a drink. 305 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,934 You'n bluto, huh? 306 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,568 He told you about that day? 307 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,970 Day? 308 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,572 I thought it was a nickname,' cause he was fun-- 309 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,442 Nah, bluto was from senior fling. 310 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,177 It was classic. 311 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,914 We got this park for the whole class for the weekend, 312 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:30,884 And everyone's super-psyched, okay super-psyched. 313 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,685 You know how belushi chugs a bottle of whiskey 314 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,221 In "animal house?" 315 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,991 So, Ron's like, hey, I'm gonna chug a bottle of whiskey too, 316 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,659 And he gets halfway through 317 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,829 And just spews and gets alcohol poisoning 318 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,564 And has to go to the hospital! 319 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:48,435 They had to cancel the whole thing! 320 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,370 People were fuckin' pissed. 321 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,239 People were fuckin' pissed. 322 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:56,176 That's why they call him bluto 'cause of that. 323 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,916 It was fuckin' amazing. 324 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,451 Tried it myself a few months back, but-- 325 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,419 I don't think it can be done. 326 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,558 This guy lives with his parents in reseda. 327 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,761 Their garage. I see. 328 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,563 Henry is thinking about moving back home 329 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,866 With his mommy and his daddy too. 330 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:29,176 Okay, stay tuned for "I remember rolf high." 331 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,914 Rave reviews, rave reviews. 332 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:34,982 Oh, I thought I was going to faint. 333 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,016 Aw you were perfect. 334 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,217 I need a glass of something. 335 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:42,022 Well I have just what the doctor ordered. 336 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,356 And then I was a rodeo clown, 337 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,625 But I got horned in the scrotum and that was that. 338 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,694 Yeah, I know the approximate feeling. 339 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,896 So then I was just, like, fuck it, 340 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,763 I'm moving back home. 341 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,866 And how's that workin' out for you donnie? 342 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,668 Weird at first, you know but, 343 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,270 I have room mates who are my parents. 344 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,372 They nag, but I got the garage. 345 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,508 Yeah the garage that does sounds pretty important. 346 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,010 Will you be enjoying garage access 347 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,244 At your parent's house, Henry? 348 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,679 Yeah but living at home it's better 349 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:07,915 Than just treading water. 350 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,682 You have a secure base 351 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,285 To reconsider your next move. Right? 352 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,486 Next move? 353 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,624 Yeah, for your life. 354 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,159 This is my life. 355 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,794 Drooon! 356 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,196 Hi, hi, hi, hi, right? 357 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,998 We gonna do this shit or what? 358 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,035 Donnie, when you were rodeo clowning? Mm-hmm 359 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:34,374 Did any of the other clowns maybe, oh I don't know, 360 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,009 Ask you to stay? 361 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,545 Ed, my drinking buddy. 362 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,513 He was like, "dude, who am I gonna drink with?" 363 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,082 And what'd you tell ed? 364 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,384 I'm fuckin' broke and I got horned in the balls, I'm out. 365 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,253 Yeah, but would you've stayed if ed said he 366 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,255 Had pretty strong feelings about you staying, 367 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,257 But he kind of had a hard time expressing them? 368 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,859 He did say something like that, 369 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,963 I was like, "dude." 370 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,664 Wipe that smile off your face 371 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:58,831 And that was stupid because 372 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,667 He has a smile makeup from the clown 373 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,135 So that didn't make sense at all 374 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,736 Can I talk to you in the back a sec? 375 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,871 Yeah. 376 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,439 I said-- 377 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,841 He ah-- yeah that's cool just ask me a question and walk away. 378 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,210 That's all right. 379 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,380 This is the good stuff. 380 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,784 It's a personal gift from Dennis Quaid's manager's lawyer. 381 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,452 I did his kid's bar mitzvah. 382 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,121 Wow. 383 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,889 What was Dennis Quaid like? 384 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,157 I don't know. 385 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,260 But his manager's lawyer's kid is an asshole. 386 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,632 God, I feel relaxed for the first time in like weeks. 387 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,766 No kidding. 388 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,036 Isn't this supposed to be fun? 389 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,470 Well that's the idea, right? 390 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,341 But hey, let's face it, we're grownups now. 391 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,743 Scary! 392 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,446 God, twenty years. 393 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,216 We were so young. 394 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,319 I can't believe I used to be that person, you know? 395 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,586 Yeah. 396 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,388 I think what I was like. 397 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:59,459 This ambitious achiever who was going to be a senator 398 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,462 And change the world. 399 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,831 Yeah, right? Like, who was that crazy kid 400 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,634 With those dumb ideas? 401 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,036 I was going to collect more frogs 402 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:13,106 Than anybody else in the world. 403 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,509 Class president, class clown. 404 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,779 And yet now, we're not so different are we. 405 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,681 It's like a movie. 406 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,750 It's like, you go to your reunion 407 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,987 And you're not labeled anymore. 408 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,224 As the grind or the dork anymore. Guilty. 409 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,361 You know it's like, people are mature 410 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,196 They see you for who you are 411 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,598 And you can connect with people 412 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,134 You can connect with people you never connected with before 413 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,936 And your whole life can change in one night. 414 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,438 Exactly! 415 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,973 You know, that's what I thought the ten year 416 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,542 Would be like. 417 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,978 I had this fantasy that 418 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,046 Mark defino would realize 419 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,649 He was in love with me. 420 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,419 I mean, he didn't show, so-- 421 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,620 God! 422 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,857 Well, you never know what might happen. 423 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,460 No, he was a "won't attend." 424 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:15,068 Well, but you never know what might happen with someone else-- 425 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,105 ...could beat terminator, he would eat the shit out of that machine. 426 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,940 What are you doing? 427 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,575 Working...sir. 428 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,445 What are you guys doing? I better get back. 429 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,646 Sure. 430 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,749 Idiots. 431 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:35,188 Oh, okay, we're idiots. 432 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,523 I don't know Casey, 433 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,427 I'm just drifting, with nothing. 434 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,131 And a casual hook-up arrangement is 435 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,967 It's nice but it's not quite enough for me 436 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,170 To build a life around. 437 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,277 I mean-- 438 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,313 If you were to ask me to stay, 439 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,415 I'd-- 440 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,616 I might stay. 441 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,091 Okay, then stay. 442 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,174 The zigger! 443 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,741 J. Jimmy. What's up? 444 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,143 What's going on? 445 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,450 Mark defino. Correct. 446 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:42,289 You were listed as a "won't attend." 447 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,490 Will you staying long? 448 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,124 I don't know. Happened to be in town, 449 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,559 I thought I'd swing by? 450 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,828 Because they called and your house-- 451 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:49,962 Ron, we've got a situation. 452 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,565 I know-- the men's bathroom is-- 453 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,305 Mark? Melinda weintraub? 454 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,472 Mark was just thinking about leaving 455 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,007 Because his house is on fire. 456 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,809 Ron, will you check the men's bathroom? 457 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,945 People are saying that the stall's blocked or something, 458 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,047 I have to do the "I remember" 459 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,517 Speech is in fifteen minutes so. 460 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,384 Yes, of course. 461 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,253 I will get on that immediately, Roman! 462 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,954 The bathrooms need some attendance 463 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,956 The men's room, so take care of it. 464 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,692 Well you should take care of it then. 465 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:23,530 We're done here, boss. 466 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,165 I'll be right back. Please don't move. 467 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,534 Please don't move. 468 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,372 So mark, what're you up to? 469 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,241 Running a venture marketing firm, 470 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,942 Doing some heli-skiing. 471 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,815 Oow good Casey, I need you to go to the men's room 472 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,917 Not now, Ron. 473 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,653 What happened to respect? 474 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,130 Donnie? (Oogy) 475 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,234 If it isn't Ron... 476 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,802 Can you move, buddy? 477 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,304 Too much shrimp and brew... 478 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,672 Why don't you come out of there buddy, all right. 479 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,206 Clean yourself up and come outta there. 480 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,542 Buddy. I don't think you mean that. 481 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,945 Of course I do, of course I do. 482 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,015 No you're like, "I'm team leader, 483 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,185 Fuck dron, fuck my high school buddy, 484 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,120 Fuck my reunion memories, fuck it!" 485 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,122 Donnie, that's not true. 486 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,991 It's not true. 487 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,627 Listen-- 488 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,862 Melinda weintraub and I have a connection 489 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:30,863 We made a connection tonight. 490 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,565 We made a connection. 491 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,133 Yes. 492 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,403 I knew it! Awe, I knew it! 493 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:39,406 Awe that's, god gee-- 494 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,540 At first I was, like, 495 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,042 Why's Ron being a grade a douche? 496 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:48,214 But weintraub, I get it, she's single 497 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,450 She's mid-thirties, yes she is. 498 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,086 Nice-looking but not hot, right? Insecure. 499 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,924 Oh my god that's fish in a barrel, dude. 500 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,326 Do it. 501 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:03,162 Get up in that, get up in it-- 502 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,831 Okay, okay, okay 503 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,734 Donnie stop. Stop. 504 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,370 Listen-- 505 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,340 Buddy, why don't you clean yourself up 506 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,776 And get outta there, okay? 507 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,244 I promise to come out, 508 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:24,851 If you promise to nail melinda weintraub. 509 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,587 Okay, all right, I promise. 510 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,323 Hey, it'll be like a movie. 511 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:34,160 You could score one for the losers, all right? 512 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,964 Okay, you're not a loser, just clean yourself up, all right? 513 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,198 You got it, all right, okay. 514 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,403 Where's melinda? We're five minutes away 515 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,937 From the "I remember" speeches." 516 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,439 It's on the schedule. 517 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:06,092 Oh, hey, melinda, 518 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,027 They're starting their speeches 519 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,128 So they need you for the intros. 520 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,798 Oh. Okay, okay. 521 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:12,965 Okay. 522 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,535 Mark, I'll... 523 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,675 Crazy night, huh? 524 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,776 Yeah, yeah. 525 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,812 The shit people get into after twenty years, huh. 526 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,014 Yeah, it's pretty wild? 527 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,516 Did you see that guy don? 528 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,919 Yeah...i did, that's 529 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,621 Ah sad stuff.. 530 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,756 Steve said he's waitering his own reunion. 531 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,058 He thinks people are going to be impressed by it, 532 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,794 It's hilarious, everyone's just laughing at him. 533 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,965 You mean Ron? 534 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,604 Shit, I thought it was that other guy, man I'm-- 535 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:18,230 Thank you...and finally jena baron 536 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:23,135 With her memory of a legendary drill-team competition. 537 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,837 Jena, come on up...! 538 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:31,343 All right, go cougars, right, whew! 539 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,447 So you're saying you hit constance with a car? 540 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,883 Damn! But it was a small car. 541 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:37,917 And I gave her my copy 542 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,552 Of zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, 543 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,188 Which blew her mind. Okay. 544 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,290 Hey, hi. Hey. 545 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:47,393 It sucks that ah Henry has to go home. 546 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,628 Live with his parents and shit, right? 547 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,463 Yeah, that's actually not happening. 548 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,264 He's gonna stay. 549 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:55,267 I knew it, mission accomplished 550 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,736 I get to keep my ten bucks. 551 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,337 Whew! 552 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,273 Hey there pardon me. 553 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,476 Okay, got it. 554 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,011 Take a deep breath. 555 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,014 I knew if we didn't pull off the routine of our lives, 556 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,883 We didn't stand a chance of advancing to regional's. 557 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:15,121 But that afternoon, the girls brought it, big time-- 558 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:19,058 Hey, hey, classmates, 559 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,428 I gotta a high school memory for ya. 560 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:25,832 Some of you maybe remember me as bluto, 561 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,900 Thanks to the fact I tried and I failed 562 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:34,373 To chug a bottle of booze and I ruined senior fling. 563 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,509 Well guess what people I got some news for you, 564 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,945 I am a new man. 565 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,713 I am a success now! 566 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:15,247 Whoooooo!!! 567 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,684 Drooonnn! 568 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:29,495 I-- mean you might've told me you were married 569 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:32,164 Before I fucked you. 570 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,232 Oh would you've fucked me 571 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,601 If I told you I was married first? 572 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:37,870 Gotta split. Good seeing you Melissa. 573 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,810 Jesus! Why do you always do this...? 574 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,099 Hey, Ron. 575 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,570 Here we are again. 576 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,673 Class president and the class clown. 577 00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:27,086 Call 911, please! 578 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,287 Call an ambulance! 579 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,861 Call an ambulance! 580 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,566 Call an ambulance! 581 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,002 Call them now! 582 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:33,419 * tree 582 00:27:34,305 --> 00:28:34,159 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-