"Party Down" Nick DiCintio's Orgy Night

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:22,022 I understand, uda. 3 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,291 Okay, um, okay, well, 4 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,293 Did you change his water or something? 5 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,495 Don't worry, boss, gettin' off the phone. 6 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,064 Don't wanna be on the phone at work. Now is not really-- 7 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,633 You're on the phone, I totally see how that's fair. 8 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,106 Henry? Yeah? 9 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,973 Can I do bar or plates, 10 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:42,410 Or anything but this? It's too soon. 11 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,544 Too soon--? 12 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,147 Mandy loved cheese. 13 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,548 Mandy dumped him. 14 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,583 Okay, do plates. 15 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,319 Roman, cheese, please? 16 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,421 Thank you, Henry, I knew you'd understand. 17 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:54,588 I don't, but-- 18 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:55,856 Sorry I'm late. 19 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:58,592 Congratulations, jumping boy. Shut up. 20 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,461 Congratulations! What for? 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,462 Oh, you didn't hear? 22 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,964 Kyle's big base jumping movie was released. 23 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,866 On dvd. Oh my god! 24 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,168 In asia. 25 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,803 Under the title, "Jumping boys." 26 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,206 Kyle, congratulations! 27 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,108 No, no Kyle, congratulations, 28 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:15,576 It got dumped. 29 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,378 It's a shit movie. 30 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,613 Aw, straight to video, mutherfucker. 31 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,282 How we doing in here, okay? Yeah. 32 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:23,184 Great, could I have everybody's attention? 33 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:24,518 For a second, down here? 34 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,654 Couple words about tonight, nothing too complicated, 35 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,656 Just a gathering of friends, I want to keep the vibe 36 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,890 Kinda casual fun. 37 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,192 So, let's keep the drinks full 38 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,926 Let's keep the appetizers circulating, 39 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,196 But let's not get in anybody's face. 40 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,698 I just want our guests to feel very relaxed 41 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:40,234 And uninhibited, so let's be like children, 42 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,069 Seen but not heard. No problem-- 43 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,338 Um, oh, and one last thing, 44 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,940 Goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway. 45 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,243 Um-- 46 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,846 Stay out of the fuck room. 47 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,200 Oh, chicken. 48 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,634 Chicken, chicken, chicken. 49 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,536 That was my ladyfriend's second favorite 50 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:18,539 Type of, ex-ladyfriend, ex-ladyfriend. 51 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,640 Hey Ron? 52 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,841 Ron? Yeah? 53 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,010 Why don't we circulate. Yeah. 54 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,612 Circulate. 55 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:25,846 Sorry. 56 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,383 Roman? What? 57 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,185 Didn't the host specifically ask us 58 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,687 To stay out of the fuck room? 59 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,224 A fuck room is a room where people are fucking. 60 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,758 That's just a room, so-- 61 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:38,826 Okay, but-- 62 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,127 So it's like an orgy? 63 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,562 It's not like, it's precisely an orgy, 64 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,264 How did you not get that from the invitation? 65 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,233 I thought it was like a mask party. 66 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,200 What's a fucking a mask party? 67 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,568 I got it was an orgy. 68 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,936 You did, totally. 69 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,504 Right? 70 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,005 Drinks, great, maybe, uh, 71 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,140 Let's all get loosened up, huh? 72 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,308 And I have straws, 73 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,344 In case anyone has 74 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,612 Trouble with their beaks. 75 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,748 Super, great, so nobody has seen "eyes wide shut?" 76 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,950 Oh, I have, it's the one where lindsay lohan 77 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,117 Plays two people. 78 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,953 No, it's the one with the orgy. 79 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,021 That one's good too. 80 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,290 Very good film. 81 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,659 Okay, guys, take if from the man 82 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,027 Who just spent eight miserable years 83 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,563 In the cage. 84 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,731 We only get one chance at this life, okay? 85 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:21,168 Let's not waste our lives denying our desires. 86 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,471 No, let's check our hang-ups at the door, 87 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:27,308 Let's grab freedom with both hands, and live! 88 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:35,883 Come on, seriously? 89 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,217 Hey, what's going on? 90 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:40,187 That's a really cool mask, what is that? 91 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,722 Some kind of bird, or something. 92 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:45,158 Yeah, I was thinking maybe like a pehen, like an ibis, 93 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:46,960 Kyle, be at the bar, okay? 94 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,297 Yes, sir. 95 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,798 God. This job sucks. 96 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,701 Yeah, I know what you mean. 97 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,903 Well, the good news is, I just happen to have 98 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,305 A shower that will hold 99 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,039 One, two, three, four, 100 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,441 Five people, you wanna try? 101 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:01,775 I would love for-- 102 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,412 Hey, everything okay? 103 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,680 Besides the fact that we're catering an orgy? 104 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,582 Yeah, everything's just great. 105 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,050 I know, I know, Alan duk said 106 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,519 He wanted us to work it, okay? 107 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,287 And to call if it got good, so you could 108 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,588 Be in charge of that. 109 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,923 Okay, if you're uncomfortable, 110 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,125 I can have you switch with someone, hey Roman, 111 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,226 Switch with Casey, okay? 112 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,428 Casey, you've got prep garbage-- 113 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:21,995 Oh, garbage, cool, 114 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,997 So for the crime of having standards, 115 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,433 I get thrown on garbage? 116 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,200 It's not a crime, I'm just-- thank you, for that. 117 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:33,741 What? 118 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:36,710 Nothing, that girl has got a great ass. 119 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,946 Why don't the two of you just go fucking tag team that ass? 120 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:41,214 Do you want to tag team it together, high five-- 121 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:42,950 Just for the record, I'm not into that. 122 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,418 Two guys on one chick, 123 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:46,687 You're a perinium away from kissing dick. 124 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,122 Are you okay? Because you seem like you're-- 125 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,391 What, like I'm about to start my period? 126 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,792 I was not going to say that. 127 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,827 Don't let me block your view of the orgy. 128 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,029 Excuse me. Jesus. 129 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,531 Like this qualifies. 130 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,934 I understand the confusion, 131 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,604 Because you don't use the word orgy on here anywhere. 132 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,306 Well, that is because I wanted it to be classy. 133 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,476 Right, and "eyes wide shut" is a good theme. 134 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,243 Yes, they do wear masks, 135 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,846 But their whole orgy was stocked with hookers. 136 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:13,714 I don't think that's true. 137 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,417 Absolutely, that movie is really confusing. 138 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,251 If you want, I can give this party 139 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:20,754 A once over, and-- 140 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:21,655 Give you some tips. 141 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,690 Have you been to a lot of orgies? 142 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,458 No, but I've read a lot on the subject. 143 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,427 I'm a reader. Okay. 144 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,267 You ever been to an orgy? 145 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:38,138 Can't say that I have. 146 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:39,573 Me neither, looks like. 147 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,443 It's early. Few drinks, people'll warm up. 148 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,413 Ed, my ex, get a couple of beers 149 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,781 In that guy, then he'd just start yelling for me 150 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,817 To make out with my friend peg. 151 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:50,784 You ever do it? 152 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,152 Gosh no. 153 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,987 Well, I mean, after my divorce, 154 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,589 But it was, special. 155 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,327 So uh-- 156 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,096 Sorry to hear about your divorce. 157 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,565 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 158 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,266 No, not like that. No? 159 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,135 Free at last! Oh yeah, sure. 160 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,003 No, it's so refreshing 161 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,906 Not to have somebody glaring at you all the time. 162 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,341 Telling me what to do-- 163 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:17,044 Telling you what to wear, or when to talk. 164 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,112 Or locking up the remote, 165 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,449 Or calling you "hog body." 166 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,016 It's liberating, isn't it? 167 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,685 Sure was, yeah, whoo! 168 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,353 Free! Just me! 169 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:29,957 Dyin' alone. 170 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,560 Must be-- 171 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:36,029 Really lonely for you here in this-- 172 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,599 Really, big-- 173 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,534 Beautiful house of yours. 174 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,503 It's just you. Yeah. 175 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:46,206 What do you do for a living, may I ask? 176 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,041 Estate law. No way. 177 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:51,278 That is the most exciting-- 178 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:52,913 It's my favorite law. 179 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,081 That you just said. 180 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,388 Wait, mira? 181 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,823 Hey, Kyle. 182 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,357 Yeah, it was like three years ago. 183 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,426 We did some extra work on "Gilmore girls." 184 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,895 Oh. Yeah. 185 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,197 Yeah, hey, how's everything going? 186 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,032 Ups and downs. 187 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,233 More downs now, but-- 188 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,636 Yeah, tell me about it, I did this movie last summer, 189 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,838 Just found out it's going straight to dvd. 190 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,239 Bummer. 191 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,974 Yeah. But I got a callback for this 192 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,710 Horror thing, it's called "chop shop." 193 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,578 About this shop where they chop people-- 194 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,179 Sorry, actually, I've gotta go hold 195 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,616 The tray of condoms and lube, so-- 196 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,950 Sure, yeah, do your thing. 197 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,919 Okay, good to see you. 198 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,622 So, first, the lighting's way too bright. 199 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,757 Pimples? They're not sexy. 200 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,527 Bring the lights down, and the music's gotta change. 201 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,029 Sexual drive resides in the hypothalamus, 202 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,364 So what you want is a beat that kinda stimulates that. 203 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,166 People around here are sipping, 204 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,568 Like what you're doing right now. 205 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,469 They need to get fucking smashed. 206 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,404 They gotta down 'em. 207 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,106 Gotta get that goin', I have some ideas. 208 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,075 But most important thing 209 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,376 Is grouping. 210 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,345 You wanna find your fuck actives, 211 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,080 Cluster them together. 212 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,615 And when they start fucking, 213 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,884 Your fuck passives'll see it's okay and they'll join-- 214 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,286 Ah, that's great, that's very very good. 215 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,988 Get to work on that. Oh great. 216 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,322 Okay. Thanks. 217 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,024 --and her smile, her smile, 218 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,527 It was like her teeth were made of sunshine. 219 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,262 And now every day feels like 220 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,263 It's made of shit. 221 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:17,330 For fuck sake. 222 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,566 She must've been really special. 223 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,968 Oh my god, Jeremy, you don't even know 224 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,637 We good? I mean, I've had better days. 225 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:24,905 Everybody have drinks, we all have drinks? 226 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,974 Great, super, let's not forget why we're here. 227 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,942 Right? 228 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,579 Thank you for letting me just vent a little bit. 229 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,647 We should exchange e-mails. 230 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,749 --you know, it's like a dog ate my heart, 231 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,318 And now all I'm left with is this empty rib hole 232 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,853 Of memories. Okay, Casey, 233 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,489 Change of plans, can you go circulate for a little bit? 234 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,925 Out there? You just told me that-- 235 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,360 Henry, Henry, Henry, let me go out there, 236 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,496 I need to be around people and laughter-- 237 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,164 Ron, I'm sorry, but the host said 238 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,265 You're ruining the mood-- 239 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,634 And Casey, don't worry, 240 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,435 There's nothing's going on, believe me. 241 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,770 Oh, well, that must be so 242 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,806 Super disappointing for you perverts. 243 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,909 Hey, are you actually upset about something? 244 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,777 No, it's personal, 245 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,713 So, forget about it, I don't want 246 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,481 To cross lines now that-- 247 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,584 What, now that we're coworkers? 248 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,620 Okay, Ron 249 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,355 Just finish whatever it was Casey was doing, please? 250 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,225 Yeah, oh cheese, she loved cheese. 251 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,392 Henry-- what? 252 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,728 You know what this feels like? 253 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:25,599 From when Casey dumped you? 254 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,135 Yeah, like a dog ate my heart. 255 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,937 Exactly. 256 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,705 Come on, come on, let's do a drink. 257 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,340 No, no way. A drink! 258 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,610 I'm pouring them. 259 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,345 Just one. Yes. 260 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,181 All right. Hey-- 261 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,515 To women. 262 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,284 Really, to women? Yes, to women. 263 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:49,256 Okay. 264 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,124 Karate! 265 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,226 Just like the old days, remember that? 266 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,895 Like the old days, 267 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,463 You and me, back of the van, 268 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,065 Paw paw paw paw, 269 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,800 Just two guys, not a care in the world. 270 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,601 Those were the days. 271 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,903 The good old days, one more. 272 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,404 No, no, no, no. Henry. 273 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,706 Okay. 274 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,607 Go for it, man, don't be shy, 275 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,476 That's what the masks are for-- 276 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,745 The mask's the problem, my mom was a clown. 277 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,415 Kids parties and stuff-- 278 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,018 Case, how many orgies have you worked? 279 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,653 This is the first. 280 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,554 Aren't they common here? 281 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,456 No, they're not common here, 282 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,925 Thank god. 283 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,060 What is all this, this is what guys like? 284 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,963 Sex as a faceless party game? 285 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,565 I think so. 286 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,068 What do you think of nick? 287 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,670 The host? Yes. 288 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,638 No, really? Yes! 289 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,741 What do you mean, single, lawyer, big house? 290 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,843 He's into anonymous cheap sex? 291 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,577 Casey, men aren't like us. 292 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,246 To them, sex is a big deal, 293 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,016 Like sports or flags. 294 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,384 If we have to humor them to get a foot in the door, 295 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,720 So be it. 296 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,789 You see cheap sex, I see a very nice house 297 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,926 And a man who needs a woman's touch. 298 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,594 And just between us girls, 299 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:05,265 It's been a while, since-- 300 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,835 Since I, um, y'know-- 301 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:17,410 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 302 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,046 Since I had sex with a man-- I got it. 303 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,081 Okay, so they're called body shots. 304 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,083 What you do is, you take off your top-- 305 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,853 And then you just kinda push your boobs together 306 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,021 And then I pour in between and someone elese is gonna drink. 307 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,556 Yes! Y'know, I mean if you want, 308 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,792 I can demonstrate how to do the drinking part, 309 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,360 You want me to take off my shirt? 310 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,728 Yes, and then push them together. 311 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,564 You go first, you go first. 312 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,200 No, you, look, you have way, listen, 313 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,369 You should do this, it's going to be so much fun, 314 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,503 You're not gonna regret-- 315 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,739 I'll do it! Who wants to do me? 316 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,775 It's supposed to be a woman, man, 317 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,477 Maybe if you were cut and chiselled, but-- 318 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,145 But what? I'm going-- 319 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,213 No, man, look-- 320 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,714 Poor for me, buddy. 321 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,784 We might as well do it off the side of a moose. 322 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,119 Okay, who's drinking? 323 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,620 C'mon, don't leave me hanging, 324 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,755 I gotta drink solo? 325 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:02,756 Pour, my friend. 326 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,624 She's, oh man-- 327 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,496 You're making a mockery of this entire thing! 328 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,664 Casey, body shots are supposed to be on a woman, right, 329 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,833 For the flow off the tits? 330 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,470 I'll go! 331 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:22,075 Yes, take your shirt off. 332 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,012 Come on, take your shirt off. 333 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,713 No, no, this is backwards! 334 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,417 This isn't how this is supposed to be! 335 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,252 Close enough, yes, yes, 336 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,654 Keep them drinking, get them into the fuck room. 337 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,123 Great, hey, everybody! 338 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,591 How 'bout we take this thing into back room, who's in? 339 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:43,030 I'm in. What are we doing? 340 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,697 Well, with a little bit of elbow grease, 341 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,699 This thing might come together. 342 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,102 Well done, team manager. Thanks. 343 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,271 See, I prefer to play the game. 344 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,877 Watch the bar, would ya? 345 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,411 Oh, yeah, right. 346 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,548 Dream on. 347 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,250 Hey, mira, what's up? 348 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,484 Um, my number. 349 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,286 Yeah, I know the casting people for that horror thing, 350 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,121 So just, y'know, give me a call, whenever, 351 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,790 Uh, where would you like me to put it? 352 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,159 Oh, right, of course, 353 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,726 Well I was thinking maybe you could give me 354 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,929 Your number, and then we could hook up later. 355 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,231 Look, I don't wannna be hit on right now. 356 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,100 Okay? 357 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,134 No, way, no, 358 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,669 But I was thinking we could get together, 359 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,905 Do some scene study, a little cold read, 360 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,639 Um, whatever you need help with, you know. 361 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,741 Like, how to be yet another sadass 362 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,411 Unemployed wannabe actor in l.a? 363 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,846 I got that down, thanks. 364 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,514 Whoa, no, that's not me, 365 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,884 No, no, things are actually really happening for me, so-- 366 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,986 Yeah, for you, and the million guys 367 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,221 Just like you getting off the bus every day. 368 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,056 I'm glad you think you're special, 369 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,824 But maybe one day, when you're standing nude 370 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,593 In a stranger's house to pay your rent, 371 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,996 You might realize, I'm not special. 372 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,031 I'm just another grain of sand 373 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,200 On that endless fucking beach. 374 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,402 But, hey, if you're cool with your delusion, 375 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,970 Congratu-fucking-lations. 376 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,207 But please, don't try to sell me on your bullshit, okay? 377 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,211 Woof. 378 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,678 Epic fail. 379 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:10,683 Did you tell her you're gonna be huge in pinapin? 380 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,885 You doing okay with that cheese? 381 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,220 Yes, yes, it's good for me, Henry, 382 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,589 Confront my feelings head on. 383 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,091 Okay, cheese. 384 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,598 Everything okay, Kyle? 385 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,634 I don't know. 386 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:32,239 You two, come with me, please. 387 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,706 Lydia? Yes? 388 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,108 What are you doing-- goddam body shots. 389 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,509 You gotta get back into the party. 390 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,510 On my way. Get him up. 391 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,446 Get him on his feet and get him outta here. 392 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,713 Please. 393 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,916 I'm so embarrassed-- don't be embarrassed, 394 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,117 No, no, no, no, no, you're human, 395 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,019 We all have desires, that's why we're here. 396 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,188 You don't understand, I'm his supervisor. 397 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,856 I'm supposed to fire him on monday. 398 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,558 Oh, I won't tell him that. 399 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,993 He lives right down the street, 400 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,227 But take him out the back, okay? 401 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,964 Don't let everybody see him, it's disgusting. 402 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,565 But, oh, no, no, you don't need to go. 403 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,833 I gotta, I have to go. 404 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,435 I gotta go. You don't-- 405 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,237 The great thing would be-- 406 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,773 Ahhh. 407 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,808 Crap, that was one. 408 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,377 Boy, that's frustraiting. 409 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,247 Lot of stress, throwing your own orgy. 410 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,083 And, I don't know how you do it. 411 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,584 Very, very stressful, yes. 412 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,987 You are something else, mister. 413 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,921 Hey, is this where the action is? 414 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,123 This is exactly where the action is! 415 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,058 Oh, really, wrong place, 416 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,693 This seat's taken! 417 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,897 We went for a drink, but the bartender left, 418 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,632 So we figured-- the bartender left? 419 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,301 Oh, for fuck sake! 420 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,136 Okay, um, I'm gonna make sure there's a bartender, 421 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,904 You get crazy, I'll be back with more bodies. 422 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,973 Okay, come on back, hurry back. 423 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,948 Yeah, I don't think so. 424 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,552 One time, she shaved my dog. 425 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,387 Didn't even ask me. 426 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,623 Said it was so he'd be "cool." 427 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,591 I said, he doesn't look "cool," 428 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,127 He looks gay. 429 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,762 And her gay friend who's standing right there, he's like 430 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,197 What's that supposed to mean? 431 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,933 I'm like, you're looking at me like I'm the freak? 432 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,936 I just broke up myself. You know? 433 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,104 I thought she was the one. 434 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,340 Ah, hey, hey, but if you were still together, 435 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,642 Would you have been at an orgy tonight? 436 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,044 Well, yeah, I mean, it's my job. 437 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,811 Jeff, do you think maybe you're lost? 438 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,513 I don't know. 439 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,350 Who doesn't wake up in the middle of the night, 440 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,751 Like, who am I, 441 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,985 What am I doing? 442 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,021 No, no, I mean, like, do you actually live 443 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,489 In this neighborhood, because, 444 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,625 Nick said you were right down the street. 445 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,061 Oh, no, I don't live here. 446 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,630 I live-- you know what? 447 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,601 I wanna go back to the orgy. 448 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,545 Kyle, the host needs a bartender out there. 449 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,781 That's me, a bartender. 450 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,183 Yeah. 451 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,051 So-- 452 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,587 You okay? 453 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,854 I could be. 454 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,023 Or I could be totally fucking screwed. 455 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,425 How do you know? 456 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,860 Oh my god, guys, guess who just got two chicks to make out? 457 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,231 I think we might actually get this party into full swing. 458 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,465 The fuck's going on with him? 459 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,400 I have no idea. 460 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,135 Jesus, man, with all the chicks you get, 461 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,769 If you expect us to feel bad for you 462 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,671 Just 'cause one girl turns you down-- 463 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,972 Hey, guys-- 464 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:20,973 I'm trying to throw an orgy here, 465 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,242 And there's nobody at the bar. 466 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,144 I got it, I'll be right out. 467 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,149 What is it, is it uh, 468 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,584 "Jumping boys?" is that what's going on? 469 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,920 That shit happens all the time in h-wood, man. 470 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,823 Hey, do you think I'm gonna make it? 471 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,758 I mean, I don't, I mean-- 472 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,060 She said I was a grain of sand 473 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,130 That's like, delusional to think that I'm the sand 474 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,531 That's gonna make it off the beach. 475 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,167 Y'know, like, what if she's right man? 476 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,269 She's wrong, it's like what you tell me all the time. 477 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,538 I'm just fucking around with you. 478 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,739 Jesus. 479 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,441 So you think I'm gonna make it? 480 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,910 I think we're all gonna make it. 481 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,646 Do you think I'm gonna make it? 482 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,149 Who you gonna believe? 483 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,617 Some bitter wannabe who's pissed 484 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,488 From working a shitty, dehumanizing job-- 485 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,689 Or me? 486 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,991 You really think I'm gonna make it. 487 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,561 How many times you want me to say it? 488 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,562 Like, one more. 489 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,729 You mean that? 490 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,899 You're gonna make it. 491 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,601 You're gonna make it, man. 492 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,774 Know what I miss? 493 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,942 The feeling of purpose. 494 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,179 So soup r crackers didn't work out, 495 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,581 So long as I had mandy, 496 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,616 My life had meaning. 497 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,885 And now, I'm like, 498 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,153 What am I doing? 499 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,954 I know the feeling-- 500 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,190 I mean, y'know, 501 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,492 Maybe I was too quick to put her on a pedestal. 502 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,160 She's not perfect. 503 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,661 She's messy, kind of rude. 504 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,563 Called me "fuckstick" all the time. 505 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,332 Which she said was a compliment-- 506 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,833 Because of your giant dick? 507 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,135 Yeah, but the times she said it, 508 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,038 Y'know,"don't touch my fries, fuckstick." 509 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,773 "Fuckstick, I'm recording that." 510 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:01,841 I don't know-- 511 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,543 She also had a very rough tongue. 512 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,015 What about uda? 513 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,650 Her tongue? It's normal. 514 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,918 No, no, no, I mean, 515 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,186 You don't talk about her at work. 516 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,287 What about, what about her? 517 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,155 She's nice, y'know. 518 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,657 She's down to earth. 519 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,259 And mature. 520 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,261 She can get uptight. 521 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,795 She kind of talks down, you know? 522 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,332 Like, she always says-- 523 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,099 "Do you understand?" 524 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,835 Like she's talking to a child. 525 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,105 She's nice, you know. 526 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,242 She give your life meaning? 527 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,943 I don't know if I'd go that far. 528 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,779 Well, at least you've got work. 529 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,947 Yeah. 530 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,520 God dammit, I forgot to call her back. 531 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,721 Fuck! 532 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,292 Oh shit, all right, this crazy bullshit. 533 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,695 Hey, sorry. 534 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,899 Well, no it's just-- 535 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,067 Yeah, I understand-- 536 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,437 No. 537 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,105 No, no, no, no, I'm at work, 538 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,840 Somebody made a joke. 539 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,882 Yes, I underst-- 540 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,216 No, no, no, no. 541 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,586 I, uda, oh. 542 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:23,856 Come on, she fucking hung up on me. 543 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,592 Shit. I'm sorry. 544 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,828 It's okay, I understand. 545 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,880 Hey, uda, 546 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,150 Hey, I am so sorry. 547 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,985 The fuck room. 548 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,253 Time to get naked. 549 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,422 Come on in. 550 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,024 Two minutes on high. 551 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,026 Gotta go, mommy's working-- 552 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,160 All right. Fantastic. 553 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,529 That's the lot. 554 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,931 Wow, I cannot thank you enough, I owe you one. 555 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,933 Can I take that one now, I'll just sit in the corner. 556 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:07,767 I'll watch, I'll just-- 557 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,201 I'd really rather you did not, okay? 558 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,103 But thank you so much, bro. 559 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,939 Okay, hey, 560 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,273 How's everybody feeling, huh? 561 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,511 You're all feeling loosened up, yeah? 562 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,747 Guess what, then let's screw! 563 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,282 Woo hoo hoo! 564 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:27,253 Woo, yeah! 565 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,222 Guys, you're kidding, seriously? 566 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,691 You're kidding me, right? 567 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,926 It's not the polite conversation room, okay? 568 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,362 It's the fuck room! 569 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,196 Don't be in the fuck room 570 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,566 And be surprised if somebody wants to fuck. 571 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:43,102 Don't even go into a room called a fuck room 572 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,037 And not expect to see some fucking. 573 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,339 It's a goddamn orgy, people! 574 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,540 Said so on the invitation. 575 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,841 It actually didn't say the word-- 576 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,710 I'm not going to argue, it was on the invitation! 577 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,178 What's with all the hang-ups? 578 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,181 Hang-ups are for my killjoy ex-wife! 579 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,149 Okay? Are you telling me 580 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,387 I divorced that miserable shrew of a woman 581 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,089 Only to find out that the entire world 582 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,459 Is my fucking ex-wife? Is that what you're telling me? 583 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,361 I am the loneliest man in the world 584 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,862 Because I'm the only 585 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,032 Free man on earth! 586 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,034 Is this what you're telling me? 587 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,108 Wow. 588 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,413 Wow, you guys. 589 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,547 Yes, of course, 590 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:31,584 I understand, uda, but, y'know, 591 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,253 You don't have to get so mad. 592 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,589 Shit, sorry, there's this guy passed out-- 593 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,492 Yeah, no, it's just one of the waiters. 594 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,027 Honey, I can't leave work. 595 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,995 You know that, oh come on-- 596 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,099 Sorry. That's all right. 597 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,468 Personal? 598 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:53,005 Her Golden ram is sick. 599 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,574 Why does uda have a sheep? 600 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,242 It's not a sheep, it's a fish. 601 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,744 Oh. Yeah. 602 00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,492 Nick? Yeah? 603 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,393 It's lydia, the caterer. 604 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,795 You okay? 605 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,530 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 606 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,733 What's wrong with everybody? 607 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,769 Nice, high ceilings in here. 608 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,204 Nothing but hang-ups. I understand. 609 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,373 I don't have any hang-ups. 610 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,576 Oh, let me just, let me make baby 611 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,310 Feel all nice and-- 612 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,579 What's in here? 613 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,948 Hi mister pillow! 614 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,317 Here, let's go-- okay-- 615 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,418 No thank you. Nickie? 616 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,287 Hey! No, no! 617 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,789 We're good, we're all good. 618 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,156 Everything's good here. Hey hey! 619 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,192 Where have you been? 620 00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:47,894 Oh, that's-- just, you're-- 621 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,596 The coats are in the guest room. 622 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,198 And purses, oh god. 623 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,935 Gonna mess up your nice bedspread. 624 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,537 Hey everybody! 625 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,205 Lydia: hey nick, can we talk? 626 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,306 Mother may I, eh? 627 00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:02,108 Oh, hey! 628 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,143 --it's not about the fish. 629 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,979 It's not even really about her, it's about the kid. 630 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,415 If the fish dies then he'll be devastated, 631 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,317 So she's freaking out about that. 632 00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:12,952 Okay. It's irrational, 633 00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,254 For sure, but listen, 634 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,857 As a member of the species, if you want to date women, 635 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,293 You gotta put up with some irrational shit sometimes. 636 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,095 All right, well, 637 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,032 Thanks, I guess. 638 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,267 If we're breaking the code 639 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,169 Of professional conduct-- 640 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,972 I go to use Paul's computer, 641 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,574 This morning, 642 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,610 And I open the browser-- porn. 643 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,711 Porn. Yeah. 644 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,880 But like, a billion porn sites. 645 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,015 Yeah, is that why you've been so pissy today? 646 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,116 Yeah. Okay. 647 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,652 I'm also on my period. 648 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,319 I wouldn't even care. 649 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,421 Like why would you lie about that? 650 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,958 I mean, speaking as a member of the species-- 651 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,026 God, what is the matter with you guys? 652 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,929 We're fine, it's all of you who're fucking crazy. 653 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,464 Totally. Yeah. 654 00:24:58,565 --> 00:24:59,932 Good call. 655 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,233 Yup. 656 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:04,003 Well, very nice talking to you, Pollard. 657 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,038 You too. Mr. Pollard. 658 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,239 Boss. 659 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,563 "The Golden ram is a social fish 660 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:35,401 Which can get lethargic without peer interaction." 661 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,336 There it is, man, get a second one. 662 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:38,871 You'll be like a superhero. 663 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:42,775 It was a great, great night, thank you. 664 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,977 Thank you, wonderful naked statue. 665 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,178 Great job. 666 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,617 Hey, you know, I just want to say, 667 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:51,784 Good luck with everything, 668 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,320 And um, don't stop believing. 669 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,322 Journey. 670 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:59,458 How profound for a bartender. 671 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,160 Goodnight. 672 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,895 You. Nick. 673 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,064 I really, really, seriously, 674 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,332 Want to thank you. 675 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:07,399 You're welcome. 676 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:08,968 Just invite me next time, y'know? 677 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,337 So, what happened in there, did it all go down? 678 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:12,805 Uh, it was great. 679 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:16,375 There was not any actual fucking-- oh. 680 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,210 In the fuck room, per say, but, 681 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:20,780 It was a very, very good start. 682 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,249 And certainly enough to keep me single 683 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,751 For man years to come. 684 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,485 I can do that, for sure. 685 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,620 No question about it. 686 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,988 Oh, hey, guys, 687 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,390 Hey, thank you for getting Jeff home. 688 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,425 Jeff--? Shit-- 689 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:38,124 Tree. 689 00:27:39,305 --> 00:28:39,879 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org