"Party Down" Party Down Company Picnic
ID | 13210271 |
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Movie Name | "Party Down" Party Down Company Picnic |
Release Name | Party.Down.S02E07.Party.Down.Company.Picnic.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD.5.1.H.265-SiGMA |
Year | 2010 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 1589567 |
Format | srt |
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--and this recession's
been great.
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When people want less,
they turn to us!
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What's bad for America
is good for Party Down.
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So on behalf of myself,
Bolus Lugoshze,
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and the main office,
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I say, free food and booze!
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Yay.
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And this year,
we're catered!
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Welcome to he fifth annual
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Party Down Company Picnic!
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Yeah!
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Shit.
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So, I've thought about
what happened last night--
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and I was thinking that,
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that we have two options--
Yeah?
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The first option
being that we just
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write it off as
a drunken indiscretion
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and we decide that we're never
ever going to do it again.
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Right.
Done.
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And the second option is--
What?
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I break up with Uda?
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Only if that's
what you want.
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I mean, we can also just fool
around every once in a while.
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Yeah, see, there
are two options--
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Two options.
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Yeah, I mean--
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Y'know, next time
I see Uda,
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I could talk to her.
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And say what?
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I don't know.
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Shit.
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Ron, are you wearing
a fucking tie?
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To a company picnic?
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I'm not here for fun, I'm here
to seize an opportunity.
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Roman, the key to success
is being ready to act
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when an opportunity arises.
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Fact. Alan Duk was just
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sentenced to four months
for welfare fraud,
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transferred ownership
of Party Down
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to Bolus Lugozsh,
operations manager.
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Fact, with Bolus
in the top slot,
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operations manager
is wide open.
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Fact, I'll be the only one
here who spent
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all last week camped out at
Kinkos preparing an in depth,
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professional grade
presentation for said job.
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Ergo, fact, I am
perfectly positioned to--
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You wearing a tie?
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Hello, Mr. Lugozshe.
Hey, Sport.
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You shouldn've been circulating
those two minutes ago--
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These people are cretins.
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This is the worst
function we ever worked!
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Worse than Fred Durst's
birthday? Suck it up, Bracken,
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we're professionals.
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Kale, what is it about
"more weiners"
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That you do not understand?
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Uda!
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Hey, saw the van,
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I thought I'd say hi.
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Sato, a Heineken,
then outside.
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Thanks.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Sorry I didn't tell you we were
working this function,
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but I realized I've never
surprised you, so--
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You look surprised,
I did it.
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How was the theater thing?
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Oh, whatever--
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Tell me what happened.
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Nothing happened,
what do you--?
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Dog shit or human shit?
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Use a stick, burn the garment,
bleach everything.
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Henry, we need to talk.
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Talk? What do you--?
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About us.
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Between work
and Bryce's school,
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and our schedules, I feel
we're growing distant--
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Yeah okay, 'cause,
you know, actually,
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I wanted to talk to--
Just listen.
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I don't want us
to be like that.
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And Bolus Lugozshe
was just in here
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with an interesting proposition
that might concern us both.
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Okay
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Excuse me, there's a hair
on my miniburger.
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Right here.
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Just a little advice from
a fellow caterer,
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usually when we handle the food,
we don't use our vaginas.
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That's good!
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"Fellow caterer?"
That's funny.
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That is rich.
Why is that funny?
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You think because
you're better looking,
you're a better caterer?
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Looks have nothing
to do with it.
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Good thing for you,
'cause you're not
better looking than me.
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I'm better looking
than him, and her.
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And everyone else here.
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And we're better caterers.
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That guy is not
better looking than me.
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No, no, of course
not, darling.
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You're much
better looking.
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You too, Roman.
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Look, Escapade, want to
try some nice watermelon?
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You can't tell me
what to do anymore!
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God.
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The non-stop
hormonal shitstorm.
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Glad I'm not a girl.
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She fired me.
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As her manager.
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A great picnic,
Mr. Lugozshe.
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Perfectly planned,
well executed--
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Don't stop eating,
I'll just need
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a "hotdog's worth"
of your time.
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Mr. Lugoszhe, since
returning to Party Down
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after running my own business,
I've worked hard.
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Worked smart,
worked hard and--
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Worked hard, dammit.
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My point being, I think
once you see my materials,
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that I made up, you'll--
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Shit.
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that hard and smart are
exactly what you need
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in an operations manager--
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If this is about
the job, Don,
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there's nothing
to talk about.
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Ron. But I think if you
look at the materials, sir--
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Fuck.
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--auditions and stuff, I mean
that's just part of it,
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Just as important
is networking.
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Where you go out,
who you see, who sees you.
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See, my mom doesn't know
any of this stuff.
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Yeah, okay. This is key.
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Sky Bar Mondays,
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Cherry Tuesdays,
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Wednesday nights
is Bar Marmont.
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How old are you?
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Fourteen.
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Okay, do not
tell them that.
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Oh, and do you shave
your arms?
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Three hits, one homer.
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Who knew I was fucking
awesome at kickball?
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Awesome. For a girl.
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Stick around,
see how a man does it.
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Jesus,
who is that asshole?
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Garlan Greenbush.
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Company picnic all-around
champ three years running.
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Guy's a winning machine.
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What's "all around?"
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You know, whoever
gets the most points
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at all the picnic games.
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Stupid.
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Is there a trophy?
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Come on, Trace, you're up!
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You a religious man?
No.
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Yeah, me, too,
but sometimes I wonder.
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Why do some people
succeed and others,
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who work hard and
work smart, just don't?
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I mean, is there
an order to things,
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Or is, is the Universe--
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unfair?
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I don't know.
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Oh, why, why, why?
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Why, why,
why why why why?
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Oh my God, I'm so sorry,
I'm totally uncoordinated,
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I am so sorry,
please don't sue my dad.
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Your dad?
Why would I sue your dad?
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Well, 'cause he
owns the company.
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Bolus Lugozshe is your dad?
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Yes. Are you okay?
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No, it really hurts--
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Oh my god, can you speak?
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Yes, I'm speaking right now.
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You are.
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So, load the trays,
spiral pattern,
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overhand carry once
around the barrel,
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around the bench
and back.
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Set tray, open beers,
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pour standard
two thirds,
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points deducted
for excess head.
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And of course, any spills,
instant disqualification--
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Yeah, dude, we got it.
Just prepare to lose, 'kay?
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Hey, you guys seen
Casey anywhere?
No.
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What are you doing?
Catering race.
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These guys are talking shit,
we're gonna teach 'em a lesson.
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Yeah we are.
Oh, so on your day off,
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you turn your shitty job
into a contest?
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Do you guys want
to put money on this?
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Fuck yeah,
let's make it interesting.
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What've you got, Kyle?
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Four bucks.
Four bucks?
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What do you have, Henry?
Nope.
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Okay, so, nine
bucks on it.
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Now it's interesting.
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Gentlemen,
take your trays.
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Fuck yeah!
Come on, Kyle!
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These guys suck!
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No we don't.
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Waiters set? Go.
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Let's go Kyle.
Go, go, go!
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Come on, Sado.
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Come on Kyle,
go Kyle!
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Come on!
Kyle, come on!
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The lead,
keep the lead!
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Come on, Kyle.
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That's a forfeit, man.
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Oh, man.
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Not only are you guys ugly,
you're dumb!
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Oh, we're dumb?
You owe us nine bucks, bitch.
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Yeah, bitch.
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You guys suck.
At everything.
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Fucking hate them.
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This is it, dog,
this is it, bro!
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Come on, you think
you got what it takes?
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You don't! HORSE,
motherfucker!
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Oh, you got
second place.
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That's not bad.
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For a girl.
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You telling me you threw
a perfect game of HORSE?
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Yeah, and guess what else?
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I'm gonna win the all around.
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Oh.
That's right.
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Garlan Greenbush.
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What the fuck kind
of name is that, anyway?
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Seriously, are you, like,
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an unemployed
wizard or something?
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A wizard of this.
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You're a wizard of making
women uncomfortable.
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No, I'm a lead guitarist.
Oh.
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Yeah, yeah, see,
and that's an actual move.
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And that's your band?
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Pilvdryzt?
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Pile. Driverz.
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Like what's gonna
happen to you.
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You step into
the ring with me,
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and you are entering--
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A world of shit.
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I'm sure that applies to doing
just about anything with you.
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See you at the
three legged race, Garlan.
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I was a crew member,
and team leader.
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You know, I know the company,
I ran my own Soup'R Crackers.
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Really?
I loved Soup'R Crackers!
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Really?
I was shocked when
they went bankrupt.
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I mean, when I think
bad economy,
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I think Soup Kitchens,
breadlines--
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All you can eat salad,
I know!
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Did it bleed?
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This's my only
good shirt,
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I don't have a backup.
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No, but there's a bump.
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Oh, no.
That's always been there,
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they don't know
what it is.
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I was going to present
this to your dad,
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but now with my spine
the way it is,
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I just, I don't feel 100%.
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I can totally
show this to him.
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Yeah?
Yes!
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That would be great,
that would be great.
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Oh wait, but he already
offered the job
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00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:18,351
to the woman from
Valhalla catering--
256
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,822
Uda Bengt?
Shit.
257
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,857
Crap, well, why did
I even bother--
258
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,760
Wait, no, I mean,
if you really want to,
259
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,261
I've got another idea!
260
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,833
Hey. Can I interest you
261
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,669
in a three-legged race?
262
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,337
So, I talked to her.
263
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,438
Yeah?
264
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,840
And she offered me a job--
265
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,474
What do you mean
she offered you a job?
266
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,877
To work for her
at the main office.
267
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,680
Better pay,
regular hours, 401K.
268
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,981
The whole thing.
269
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,850
She said she wants
to make "us" work.
270
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,184
Yeesh.
271
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,821
I mean, I went in there ready
to break it off with her,
272
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,423
but then she just starts
saying all this crazy shit.
273
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,958
Do you want that stuff?
274
00:10:58,058 --> 00:10:59,927
I don't know, I don't even
know if that's the question.
275
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,662
Y'know, I mean, I want
a million dollars
276
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,597
and a giant house,
277
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,467
but when is it dumb
to give up something
278
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,871
stable, and okay
to role the dice?
279
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:14,708
And I'm the dice--?
280
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,344
I don't know, I mean--
281
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,281
She gave me this.
282
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,349
What's this?
283
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,751
Her kid did
it for me.
284
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,018
What's this
supposed to be?
285
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,954
It's me. I didn't even
think he liked me,
286
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,523
but he drew me--
He drew you with a giant boner.
287
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,725
No, he didn't,
that's an arm--
288
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,660
Attached to your crotch?
289
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,797
He's not Rembrandt,
he's five--
290
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,101
Oh yeah. That is a boner.
291
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,636
Well, what you have to
understand is that
292
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,573
Hollywood is a raw
Darwinian struggle
293
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,209
pitting assholes
against other assholes.
294
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,511
If you want to get anything
done, you're gonna have to be
295
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,246
the biggest asshole
you can be.
296
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,348
Whis is why I struggle,
297
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,350
I'm just, I'm too nice--
298
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,487
Hurry up, you stupid queer!
299
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,189
You know?
300
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,924
Secret of success--
301
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,594
When opportunity arises,
be the bigger asshole.
302
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,730
The bigger asshole.
303
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,899
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
304
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,233
We got--
Oh, we got this!
305
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,202
We got it, we got it!
306
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,877
Oh my goodness!
307
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,745
You dickless weenis!
308
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,015
No, put an asterix
next to it, okay?
309
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,417
Because my real partner
pulled a hammy, so--
310
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,419
Is this an excuse contest?
311
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,787
Is it? 'Cause you're good.
312
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,089
See you, Garlan.
313
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,424
Do over!
314
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,127
Do over, you stupid fuck!
315
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,062
This is insane!
316
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,264
Company code of conduct
provision number five states
317
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,634
"Employees must conduct
themselves in a civil manner.
Foul language, drug use,
318
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,770
and lewd behavior are
grounds for dismissal."
319
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,539
Biggest my dad ever
freaked out was when
320
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,541
he found pot in my room.
321
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,376
You smoke pot?
No.
322
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,644
I quit.
323
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,312
I mean, I'm trying, to quit.
324
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:04,084
I am stoned right now,
but just a tiny bit.
325
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,685
Okay.
326
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,387
I'm gonna sneak in,
put this in Uda's bag--
327
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,222
Right, then if somebody
comes, I call you,
328
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,291
I got the number on my cell
phone, got it in my head.
329
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,492
Okay.
330
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,963
Wait, hold on!
331
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,931
Why are you doing this?
332
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,566
I mean, it was just
a horse shoe to the back--
333
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,935
No, it wasn't.
334
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:26,306
You worked really hard
on that proposal, Ron.
335
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,109
I mean, there's gotta be
some order to the Universe,
336
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,310
right?
337
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,313
Here we go.
Maybe.
338
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,616
Maybe there is an order
to the Universe.
339
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,351
Ron. Why're you standing there?
340
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,621
I'm not, I'm just enjoying
341
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,957
the party, Uda.
Do it elsewhere.
342
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,025
This is a service lane--
343
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,127
I can hang out wherever--
344
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,761
Uda!
345
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,298
I did want to talk
to you about something--
346
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,836
I hear you're up for
operation manager.
347
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,038
What about it?
348
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,306
Just, surprised,
you know,
349
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,740
I always thought Party Down
was beneath you?
350
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,909
Who told you?
351
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,543
No one.
Was it Henry?
352
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,178
No.
353
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,479
Yes.
354
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,814
Well, did he have a reaction?
355
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,382
You know Henry,
it's hard to tell--
356
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,584
You know him very well,
Ron, was he pleased?
357
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,120
Or was he uncomfortable?
358
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,521
Uncomfortable? Why would
he be uncomfortable?
359
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,989
He didn't do anything--
Tell me what happened.
360
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,457
Nothing happened!
It was a theater party,
361
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,526
and I for one would know
what would happen--
362
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,395
Test the fabric, then
spread it on the vomit.
363
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,431
What does that mean, Ron?
364
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,799
Nothing. Nothing. Henry
didn't do anything, okay?
365
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,069
He didn't even tell
me about the job.
366
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,203
So--
367
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,371
Hey, hold on!
368
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,772
Stop it, hey, Daniel!
369
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,844
Stop, somebody's coming!
370
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,681
Those are available
at the party.
371
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,383
Okay, I'm higher
than I thought.
372
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,989
Another thing.
Your shirt.
373
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,757
What is that, like,
Target or something?
374
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,692
See, your look is key.
375
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,327
What do you think
about this shirt?
376
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,030
It's cool.
Like, casual, but cool.
377
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,798
Yeah, see, that's
my image right there.
378
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,367
300 bucks.
379
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,935
These jeans, a grand.
380
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,004
Really?
They're so cool.
381
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,173
My manager's gay,
and he thinks I'm gay,
382
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,708
so he gives me a ton
of gifts, lots of stuff.
383
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,710
So your mom needs
to be like totally
384
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:11,979
spending way more
on your clothes.
385
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,813
Hey, everybody,
how's it going?
386
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,115
At the picnic.
387
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,250
Mom, I'm talking
to Kyle, here.
388
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,485
Keep going.
389
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,719
Is that a beer--?
390
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,954
You're not my
manager anymore,
391
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,189
so, if you speak
to me again,
392
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,091
I'm gonna hitch-hike home
with a maniac.
393
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,493
C'mon, Kyle.
Copy that.
394
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,396
Okay, well.
395
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,231
It only gets worse.
396
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,634
My daughter
just quit on me.
397
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,369
On her own mother?
398
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,637
What did she do?
399
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,406
Singing shoe.
400
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,707
What is that?
401
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,042
Discount Shoe Center.
402
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,144
We run local ads,
403
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,079
she was our singing shoe.
404
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,149
Huh?
405
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,456
Five, four,
406
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,592
Three, two, one!
407
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,960
And, stop!
408
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,929
No. I win! I win!
409
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,665
And the winner of
the hot dog eating contest is
410
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,100
Garlan Greenbush!
Yes!
411
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,670
And the overall
winner on points
412
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,640
is Casey Klein!
413
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,942
Yeah, yeah!
414
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,662
Hear you may join us
at the main office?
415
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,430
Capital of North Dakota.
416
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,998
What?
Bismark.
417
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,233
Bone up on your trivia.
418
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,601
We're a crazy bunch
over there.
419
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,702
Ah, trivia.
420
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,071
What's green and falls up?
421
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,506
That's not trivia.
422
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,907
Hey.
Hey.
423
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,642
Hi.
Hi.
424
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,543
Sorry.
Sorry.
425
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,712
Look at it, it looks
just like gold.
426
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,880
How's it feel to be a winner?
427
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,548
So good, like really good.
428
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,883
Okay, break it up, guys.
429
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,986
We've taken all we can take
from these Valhalla assholes.
430
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,688
Maybe they are
better caterers.
431
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,390
Maybe they are
better looking--
432
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,591
No, you know what, they're
not better looking--
433
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,126
No, they're not better
looking than you, Kyle,
434
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,894
or you, Roman.
Thank you.
435
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,429
But on aggragate,
they're better looking.
436
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,764
Okay, we need to teach
these guys a lesson.
437
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,600
Just because you're
better looking
438
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,803
and more talented, does not
mean you're better.
439
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,138
How do we
teach them a lesson?
440
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,739
By kicking their ass
at Kickball.
441
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:20,907
Oh my God!
442
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:21,941
Yeah!
Who's in?
443
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,076
I'm in.
I'm in.
444
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,577
Fuck 'em in the ass!
445
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,079
One, two, three!
446
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,415
Fuck 'em in the ass!
447
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,117
Kyle.
448
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,120
I was thinking,
since it's American,
449
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:38,891
and a ball game, Escapade
should sing the national anthem.
450
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,293
Hey sloth,
hurry up, let's go.
451
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,329
Yeah, uh--
Yeah, that sounds--
452
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,098
Kyle, she won't talk to me,
I need you to get her to sing!
453
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,199
Lydia, we're going
to play a game--
454
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,637
Cut your--
The fuck?
455
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,139
Are you insane?
456
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,073
This is a $300 shirt!
457
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,742
And this was $1.29 at Target.
458
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,944
And it'll cost me a quarter
to call your manager
459
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,179
and tell him you're not gay.
460
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,782
So you get her to sing,
shit morsel.
461
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:07,920
* And the rockets
red glare, *
462
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:13,193
* the bombs bursting
in air, *
463
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,229
* gave proof
through the night *
464
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,897
Look at this little thing,
she's a trible threat,
465
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,467
She sings, dances, acts--
466
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,202
she's beautiful.
467
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,137
She'd be adorable as a shoe.
468
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,773
Woo!
* And the home
469
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,110
* of the brave
470
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,252
Finally, can we go kill
these bastards, already?
471
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,520
Let's do it.
Yeah!
472
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,554
Ready?
Yes.
473
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,522
Hey, so, uh,
474
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,391
They're roping
you into this too?
475
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,194
It's my team. And I was
all state soccer in highschool.
476
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,163
You have ketchup
on your collar.
477
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,306
Check this out!
478
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,973
I'm gonna kill 'em!
479
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:08,014
Run, run you dolt!
480
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,482
Look, I'm on a base!
You're out.
481
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,518
I did it, what?
It's like baseball.
482
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,852
But I'm on the base.
Same rules.
483
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,287
What're you
talking about?
Well, I was at the base
484
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,356
with the ball when
you got here, you're out!
485
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,090
It's all right,
it's all right.
486
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,459
Get off the field.
487
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,393
Okay.
488
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,794
That's all right,
that's all right.
489
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,730
Tie game, motherfucker.
490
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,064
Dude, you're not pitching--
491
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,399
Yeah.
No.
492
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,301
Fuck off,
I got the wicked spin.
493
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,203
See, I think this is
where'd I'd just stop.
494
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,839
I like "tied,"
it's a good feeling--
495
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,208
No, no, no, now that I'm
a winner, I can't stop winning,
496
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,709
That's all I wanna do,
I'm addicted to winning!
497
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,411
Look at me, come on!
498
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,547
Around the horn.
Around the horn.
499
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,218
All right, let's go team,
all right Party Down.
500
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,053
Three up, three down!
501
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:47,987
Do this.
Don't fuck it up!
502
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,188
Fuck off.
503
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,790
Let's go, buddy, now!
504
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,999
I got it, got it!
505
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,134
Throw it home, home!
506
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,671
What are you--
throw the ball!
507
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,838
Okay--
508
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,847
Did we get 'em?
Are we celebrating,
or are they celebrating?
509
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,982
They are celebrating.
510
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,017
Come on, get in there!
511
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,386
You know what to do.
512
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,120
We got this,
we got this you guys,
513
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,555
we got this,
three up three down!
514
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,723
Let's crush 'em!
515
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,791
We got this one!
516
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,159
Let's do it!
517
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,696
She's got nothing, man!
518
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,930
Hey.
519
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,366
Hey.
520
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,338
Ron! Ron!
521
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,639
I snuck back in and got it!
522
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,708
I put the stuff in,
we just have to show my dad--
523
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,909
Thank you.
524
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,778
Maybe that horseshoe
that hit me in the spine
525
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,480
was guided by God himself.
526
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:52,619
Ron!
527
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,187
Oh, shit!
528
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,389
Ron, Ron, are you okay?
529
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,257
Somebody help him!
530
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,994
All right guys, so,
we're calling the game
on account of injury.
531
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,229
It's a tie.
532
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,364
It's not a tie,
we're winning.
533
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,898
We're going
by the rulebook here.
534
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,199
You can forfeit,
if you want.
535
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,169
Not like you losers
aren't used to losing.
536
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,638
Let us find a replacement.
537
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,440
Yeah, let us
replace our guy.
538
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,108
We'll finish the game,
and may the best team win.
539
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:20,313
Sure. It won't make
a difference.
540
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,014
Hey, what're you doing?
541
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,950
A ringer!
We're gonna win this.
542
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,318
We're gonna be winners!
543
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,988
Hey, Greenbush.
544
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,858
Greenbush!
545
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,293
It's fuckin' Skynard.
546
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,062
Always puts me in a
weird space, you know?
547
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,297
Listen--
548
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,999
I know you lost the trophy
after three years.
549
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,401
I know that's
hard for you.
550
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,636
You don't have to apologize
for you're feelings.
551
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,204
Not to me.
552
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,339
What, you just come
here to gloat?
553
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,574
No, I didn't.
554
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,577
I came her to ask
for your help.
555
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,513
Fat chance, you fucking
cheating douche whore bitch.
556
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,414
Slut.
557
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,148
Listen to me, I will
surrender the trophy
558
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,451
to you, if you just
get off your ass
559
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,354
get on the field,
do your thing,
560
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,290
and be a goddamn hero.
561
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,658
What do you say?
562
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,263
Definitely get
the trophy back?
563
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,233
It'll be like
you never lost it.
564
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,370
Get it done,
come on Garlan!
565
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,842
Come on, Garlan!
566
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,876
Bases loaded.
567
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,549
Shit.
568
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,684
Go, go, go, go, go!
569
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,135
What happened?
570
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:53,305
The hell was that?
571
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,174
That wasn't necessary!
572
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,576
Goddammit!
573
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,278
Hey!
574
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,448
I got you some ice.
Are you okay?
575
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,849
I think so. Thanks.
576
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:05,084
When you said that earlier,
about how you feel like
577
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,220
God threw the horseshoe,
did you really mean that?
578
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,490
Oh, Danielle,
579
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:11,691
I always thought that
there was no one
580
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:12,925
like me in the world,
you know?
581
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,727
And then you come along
and you're proactive,
582
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,696
and you think
outside the box.
583
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,566
You were just as shocked about
Soup'R'Crackers as I was,
584
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,368
and then, you throw a
horseshoe in my back, I mean,
585
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:24,504
that can't be
random chance, can it?
586
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,179
RON: Ow! Ow! Ow!
587
00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,614
Stop, stop, stop!
588
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,248
No, don't, don't
stop, don't stop.
589
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,351
Oh, oh, stop stop,
no, no, no, no.
590
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,521
Don't stop, don't stop!
591
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,391
Son of a bitch.
592
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,426
There's no order
to the Universe.
593
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,328
I can't believe
I gave up my trophy
594
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,930
just so I could be
a loser again.
595
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,298
Awesome game, guys.
596
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,933
Go fuck yourself.
597
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,369
Oh my God,
I'm gonna be on TV!
598
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,271
My little singing shoe!
This is so great!
599
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,207
Okay, now let's
talk about my deal.
600
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,543
I would like a two year
exclusive as your manager,
601
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,845
full wardrobe approval,
and of course pay wise,
602
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,948
we'll just do the
traditional 50/50 split.
603
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,926
Hey, where're you going?
604
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,561
To roll the dice.
605
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,534
This is from
Uda Bengt's bag?
606
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:31,203
Yes. Joints.
Marijuana joints.
607
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,639
Uda Bengt's a pothead?
608
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:33,973
I'm really surprised.
609
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,875
I know, I know,
you'd think that she'd be
610
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,244
someone who follows
ethical guidelines,
611
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,379
especially number five,
612
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,416
which states, uh--
613
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:47,820
She just turned
the job down.
614
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,123
Are you trying
to bribe me, Ron?
615
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,796
Yes, you are!
616
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:57,997
Hey.
617
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,634
So, I was thinking
we should talk.
618
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,102
Yes, me too actually, --
619
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,104
Just listen.
620
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,007
I'm not taking the job.
621
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,842
It's not right for me,
it's not right for you,
622
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,477
and I don't think
this is what you want.
623
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,545
This, meaning,
the job--?
624
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,846
Yes.
Okay.
625
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,982
You're not a good
team leader.
626
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:17,550
You don't want it.
627
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,151
But that's no what I wanted
to talk to you about.
628
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,154
You can't be good at something
you're not interested in.
629
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,056
I'm sorry, are we still
talking about work?
630
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,992
Now I'm talking about us.
631
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,193
I'm not blind.
632
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,495
And it's clear you have
a more natural relationship
633
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,163
with Casey
and the others
634
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,932
than you ever
did with me,
635
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,601
and I don't want to be
just a job for you--
636
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,603
Okay, stop just,
just for a sec.
637
00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:38,270
Uda, look, I think--
638
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,874
I think we should break up.
639
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,943
Was that what you
were going to say?
640
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,244
Yeah.
641
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,779
Good, then we're
in agreement.
642
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,314
I hope we can
remain friends.
643
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:50,249
And, I'm sorry, Uda--
644
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,551
It's fine.
Don't worry about me.
645
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,520
You're not the only
man in the world,
646
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:56,723
even if Bryce did like you.
647
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,792
Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I don't think he did.
648
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:07,099
I don't think
that's an arm.
649
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,601
Nope, that's your dick.
650
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:29,656
Hey, Ron.
651
00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:31,691
Yeah?
652
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,630
You have any interest
in leading the team?
653
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,565
What, team leader?
Really?
654
00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,868
I don't think it's really
what I want to be doing.
655
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,569
With the raise and the
benefits and everything?
656
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:45,738
No. Just, title and
responsibilities.
657
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,242
Yes, yes!
658
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,212
Yes.
Good.
659
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,380
Danielle!
660
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,416
Danielle, can I
call you sometime?
661
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,651
I got your number
in my head.
662
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:02,254
Yes, absolutely,
that'd be great.
663
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,555
Oh my God, Ron, listen,
664
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,424
if a guy answers my phone,
just hang up,
665
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:06,558
that's my fiancee.
666
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:07,860
You're engaged.
667
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,062
I know,
it's kind of a drag.
668
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,962
Tree--
668
00:28:16,305 --> 00:29:16,319
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