"Witch Watch" Kara and Shiki / Mega Marble Mania Madness / Scramble Scrap Squad

1 00:00:09,220 --> 00:00:11,590 不好意思,还找你们来帮忙 2 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:14,930 不会啦,我一直很想穿穿看巫女服 3 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,930 原来这东西叫"纸垂"啊 4 00:00:16,930 --> 00:00:18,390 做这个好好玩哦 5 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:21,150 原来你的爸爸是神主啊 6 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,900 我家代代都担任这里的宫司 7 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,400 可能是因为血统的关系 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,400 我还满喜欢神社的气氛的呢 9 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,119 凛然耸立的鸟居 10 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,700 沙沙作响的树木 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,870 四处散步的猫…猫… 12 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:39,660 猫咪!? 13 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:40,790 这是什么? 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:41,500 魔法啊 15 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,420 我想也是 16 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,880 我在用来制作纸垂的这些纸上 17 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,130 施加了"动画剪"的魔法 18 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,220 剪下来后就会像 那种形状的动物般动起来哦 19 00:00:50,220 --> 00:00:52,260 还什么"动起来哦☆" 20 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,430 很恐怖耶 21 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:54,850 根本就是生物了吧 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,560 稍微动一动就会消失了哦 23 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,390 魔法再厉害果然也无法创造生命吗 24 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:04,230 既然这样的话 25 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,820 那我也来试试看吧 26 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:06,900 结果你也想玩啊 27 00:01:07,690 --> 00:01:08,990 完成了 28 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:10,070 完成什么!? 29 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,410 看…看也知道是鸟啊 30 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:13,660 天上飞的那个 31 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,330 我还以为是香蕉皮 32 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,240 伽罗的手不太灵巧 33 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,870 让它飞起来看看吧 34 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,210 我丢 35 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 36 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,009 伽…伽罗… 37 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,009 你创造出生命了! 38 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,860 (伽罗和小式) 这是式神吧 39 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:12,780 换言之就是阴阳师的使魔 40 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,990 那个知名的安倍晴明 41 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:17,740 传说就曾役使过各种各样的式神 42 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:21,870 这形状和附身于纸人的式神很相似 43 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:24,910 也就是说你原本想成剪鸟的形状 44 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:28,000 但因为技术太烂结果剪成式神的形状了 45 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 不不不 46 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,250 就算是这样 它一直都没消失也太奇怪了吧 47 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:35,130 妮可的魔法和神社这个能量点 48 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:37,260 再加上你的血统 49 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,180 可能就是这三股力量交织在一起 50 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:43,310 才会在偶然间 产生这种化学反应般的现象吧 51 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,390 简单来说就是不清楚是怎么回事吗 52 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:48,480 别摆出"请多指教"的姿势啦 53 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,860 这是要我收留你的意思吗? 54 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,940 不行不行,我家禁止养宠物 55 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:54,110 怎么这样 56 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:56,110 没先做好觉悟,未免太不负责任了 57 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,570 它是突然诞生的啦 58 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,240 这是你的魔法造成的吧? 59 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,950 该由乙木家收留它 60 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:01,820 时间到了 61 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:04,080 不好意思要先收工咯 62 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,200 那再见咯,小式 63 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,660 别擅自帮它取名字 64 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:09,120 会让它变得更有生命啦 65 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,210 你们别逃啊 66 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:18,130 别摆出一副很尴尬的样子 67 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,010 对不起 68 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,640 老实说我也不晓得该怎么办 69 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,890 "哪里哪里,请别介意" 70 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,440 你真的是纸吗? 71 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,440 也太有人味了吧 72 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,690 有可爱的巫女 73 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,610 其实三次元也不错嘛 74 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:37,860 不要擅自乱拍 75 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,900 可恶 76 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,200 干嘛啊 77 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:48,409 有…有怪物啊 78 00:04:48,409 --> 00:04:49,500 你好厉害哦 79 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,420 这是"嘿嘿~!"的意思吗? 80 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,250 对哦,式神是使魔 81 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,380 就像守仁守护妮可那样 82 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,300 你刚才是在保护我吗? 83 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:00,550 "没有啦,你过奖了" 84 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,760 你的手势好丰富哦,小式 85 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:07,220 就这样 86 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,480 伽罗和小式的生活开始了 87 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,770 你要跟着我去学校? 88 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,980 式神都是吃什么啊 89 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,940 给它吃看看柴鱼干好了 90 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,360 他只是来问路的啦 91 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,820 想和我一起洗澡? 92 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:27,200 你是纸做的 要是湿掉弄破的话会死掉吧 93 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,960 这姿势是什么意思啊 94 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:36,040 类似"我要上了!"的感觉吗? 95 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,590 刻意强调这个很烦躁耶 96 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,670 受不了 97 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,840 我要去倒垃圾了⭐ 98 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,050 害我被你传染了啦! 99 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:47,640 当我是会强调自己火力全开的活力女孩啊 100 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,600 - 我掐我掐 101 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,520 - 大致上没错吧 - 我掐我掐 102 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,430 - 我掐我掐 103 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,940 等一下 104 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:57,650 不要逃掉啦 105 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,080 你觉得那是什么? 106 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:13,960 有白色的东西在飘 107 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,250 是布之类的吗 108 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:19,210 在身旁飘来飘去实在是有点太醒目了 109 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,920 要是平常能停在固定位置就好了 110 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,800 头? 111 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,520 你要当我的发夹,叫我拿下来? 112 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,310 对不起,小式 113 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:35,350 我很喜欢这个,所以不想拿下来 114 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:39,360 干嘛摆"我要上了!"的姿势啊 115 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:41,900 等一下 116 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,360 不是都要你别这样了吗 117 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,990 那是… 118 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,580 充满回忆的… 119 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,409 妈妈买给我的发夹啊! 120 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,630 昨天那场雨让水位上涨了 121 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,380 这发夹真好看 122 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:14,980 算了 123 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,100 我死心了 124 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:31,830 不会吧 125 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:32,909 不可以!!! 126 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:35,370 小式 127 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:40,130 小式 128 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,550 小式 129 00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:06,490 小式! 130 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,910 没死掉啊! 131 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,240 刚才很明显是会死掉的发展吧 132 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,530 你应该会被水泡烂 133 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:16,540 随着慢动作镜头渐渐死掉才对吧? 134 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:19,500 对哦 135 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,880 你是用挂在屋外的纸垂做的 136 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,170 所以防水吗 137 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,260 小式 138 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,640 事情就是这样 139 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,100 因为形状很像 140 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,140 现在发夹变成它的栖树了 141 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,429 好可爱哦 142 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:41,190 好棒的"神夹"哦 143 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,240 在下我 144 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,040 是在葛饰柴又出生长大的 145 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,000 小监真是阿寅的狂热粉呢 146 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,920 (疯狂的弹珠狂) 没错,阿寅是对老子影响最深远的人物 147 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,590 你看起来的确很适合卖东西类的工作呢 148 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,630 是啊 149 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,220 只要靠老子的三寸不烂之舌 150 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:12,930 要让你买下这颗弹珠也不是问题 151 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:15,140 我才不会买什么弹珠呢 152 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,260 确实 153 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,470 守仁和见晴戒心都很重 154 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,600 荷包也都看得很紧 155 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,940 说到最爱乱花钱的就是你了吧 156 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,360 再来就是… 157 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,070 你们在聊什么啊? 158 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,450 来来来,走过路过千万别错过 159 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:34,660 老子手上这颗可不是普通的玻璃珠哦 160 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,780 是弹珠吧? 161 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,370 没错,就是弹珠 162 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:40,620 大家都还是小小朋友时都曾经弹着玩 163 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:44,830 收在宝箱里珍藏,当成龙珠的那个弹珠 164 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:48,300 客官要是以为 这是颗平凡无奇的弹珠那可就错了 165 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:52,010 请把你那张帅脸凑近一点仔细瞧瞧 166 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:55,090 怎么样,很漂亮吧? 167 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,060 里头那些弯弯的玩意 168 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:01,430 (※骗人的) 在业界被称为"火焰"哦 169 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,100 正常不都是红色或蓝色吗? 170 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,400 但这颗却是彩虹色的火焰 171 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,480 (※全都是骗人的) 这可是稀世罕见呦 172 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,650 好厉害哦 173 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,650 他当真了 174 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:11,990 而且重点是 175 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:15,820 弹珠在制造过程中内部都会混入气泡 176 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:16,740 但是看看它 177 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,910 里头完全没有气泡 178 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,160 非常珍贵哦 179 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,160 没有半点杂质,透明洁净的秀丽美肌 180 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:23,750 (※瞒天大谎) 181 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,880 圭护也太好骗了吧? 182 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:30,500 同时有"彩虹火焰"和"无气泡" 可是非常难得一见的 183 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,840 好厉害哦 184 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,390 数量稀少又抢手的东西 价格自然也不便宜 185 00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:37,970 这颗依老子看 186 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,810 少说也要3000日元吧 187 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,770 真的假的? 你说这颗弹珠? 188 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:43,520 可是我好想要哦 189 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,850 真的假的!? 190 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,560 本来一点兴趣也没有 191 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,150 现在却越来越想要了 192 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:50,860 别再刺激我的物欲了 193 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:51,940 小监,拜托你 194 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,900 把那颗弹珠送给圭护吧 195 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,530 好啊好啊,就送你吧 196 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,950 真的吗? 197 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,870 送我这么珍贵的东西? 198 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,450 你真是个好人耶 199 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,620 What's up guys 200 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,000 我是圭护 201 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,960 (【稀品介绍】炫耀一下终于弄到手的罕见个体) 今天呢,我想向大家介绍一个东西 202 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,920 请看看这个 203 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,010 乍看之下是颗普通的弹珠吧 204 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,840 不过没有这么简单哦 205 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,810 里面的这个东西叫做"火焰" 206 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,140 (啊不就普通弹珠) 一般都是Red或Blue的 207 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,140 (第一次听说,原来有这种东西吗?) (咦,这什么啊? 我想深入了解一下!!) 但是像这种稀有品… 208 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,230 真神同学 209 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,060 我看过弹珠的视频了哦 210 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,280 我想说应该没人看,就照自己的意思拍了 211 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,360 Fuwarin你最近不是拍的视频的都很红 状况不错吗? 212 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,370 我还差得远了啦 213 00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:40,070 然后啊 214 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:43,240 我也打算要介绍弹珠 215 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,580 真神同学,你可以教教我吗? 216 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,040 怎么? 217 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,000 你对弹珠有兴趣吗? 218 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,380 Fuwarin频道 219 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:57,510 Hellow Rin~我是Fuwarin 220 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:00,510 今天的推荐小物不是化妆品哦 221 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,310 想不到吧,是弹珠哦 222 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,270 拍拍手 223 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,140 班上同学之前上传了弹珠的视频 224 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,810 链接我先贴在简介那边咯 225 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,230 有了,彩虹色的 226 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,980 这种超珍贵的哦 227 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:16,440 弹珠好可爱哦 228 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,990 各位观众大家好 229 00:12:17,990 --> 00:12:18,950 今天呢 230 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,570 呀吼! 这次的推荐小物是这个 231 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,540 各位请看,这颗气泡很少哦 232 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:29,920 要监妮可频道和你的频道联动? 233 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:34,380 没人在看的频道 和没人在看的频道搞联动有谁会看啊 234 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:37,550 圭护,那样根本只是"你们谁啊联动"吧 235 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:41,300 你们两个对拍视频的热情真的完全冷掉了耶 236 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,640 我有点想做的事情 237 00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:47,100 反正一定又是整人系的视频吧 238 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,810 够了啦,有够难笑 239 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,230 小圈子自嗨闹过头到时候又要炎上了 240 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,690 之后还会穿西装拍道歉视频 241 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:57,740 彩红色的火焰真的超罕见的哦 242 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,240 这什么? 243 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,070 你上传了这种视频吗 244 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:04,240 所以我想请你们以弹珠专家的身份登场 245 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,160 播放次数好惊人 246 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,710 (☆弹珠太神辣☆/从10000颗弹珠里面 找寻火焰弹珠!!) 推荐栏全都是和弹珠有关的视频 247 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,830 (火焰 宝玉/推荐的弹珠) 弹珠什么时候开始大流行了 248 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:13,290 你们不晓得吗? 249 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:17,460 我先把监志告诉我的情报在网络上公开 250 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:20,130 之后再透过Fuwarin慢慢扩散开来 251 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,380 (Fuwarin的跟随者) 252 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:24,850 到现在各大社交网站的网红都在疯这个了 253 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,430 真是的,百元商店全军复没了 254 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,770 百元商店? 255 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,060 见晴,你去做什么? 256 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,440 买弹珠啊 257 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,770 难道你不晓得吗? 258 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,150 现在连在初中也红到不行哦 259 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,530 你们看,很漂亮对不对? 260 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:40,990 虽然我很想要被称为"炼狱火焰"的 261 00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,660 橘色和黄色火焰的无气泡弹珠 262 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:45,240 但是大厂出品的弹珠质量都很好 263 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,660 所以大家都抢成一团 264 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,080 不晓得下次什么时候才会进货 265 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,210 是不是闹得有点严重啊 266 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,040 超严重的啦 267 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,880 连我们不知道的细节和冷知识都出现了 268 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,250 细节? 冷知识? 269 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,050 那个人该不会也… 270 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,420 到处都抢购一空 271 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,840 MOI 272 00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:03,970 日本现在到底是怎样啊 273 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,010 为了区区的弹珠闹得沸沸扬扬的 274 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,010 这下只好远征去乡下买了 275 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,180 冷知识界的权威 276 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,350 地道的细节控对弹珠出手了 277 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:15,560 守仁先生也看上了炼狱火焰吗? 278 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,860 炼狱火焰? 279 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:20,070 你说很受初中生欢迎的维生素色火焰啊 280 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,700 现在还把无气泡的弹珠当成宝 281 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,870 看来你身为弹珠爱好者还只是颗小嫩珠啊 282 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,450 这家伙已经变得像老害粉一样了 283 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,790 我反而是 284 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:32,330 偏好气泡多的弹珠的"气泡者" 285 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,410 气泡者!? 286 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,830 气泡偏多,没有火焰的纯蓝色弹珠 287 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,250 被称为"泡沫蓝" 288 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,340 甚至有些爱好者只偏好这种弹珠 289 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,260 简直就是人类创造出来的宝石啊! 290 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,010 还缔造出意想不到的价值了! 291 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:46,510 要泡沫蓝的话我这里多的是 292 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,720 "青金石行星" 293 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,640 简直就是人类创造出来的宝石啊 294 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,720 够了! 295 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:52,730 拜托你,圭护 296 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:53,560 卖给我吧 297 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,810 我们不是朋友吗 298 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,690 圭护先生 299 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:57,610 你有没有特大颗的炼狱火焰? 300 00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,900 我用"妖精世界"跟你交换好不好? 301 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,030 你们别再讲了 302 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,190 糟糕,他们根本没在听 303 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,280 不行了 304 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,610 大家的眼睛都变得像黑色火焰的弹珠一样了 305 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:06,950 大家听老子说啊 306 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,160 那…那个… 307 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,740 你为什么要哭啊!? 308 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,910 大笨蛋! 309 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,250 这下你打算怎么办? 310 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,540 事情闹成这样 现在才说是骗人的也来不及了 311 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:18,880 又是妮可的魔法吧 312 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,460 关于这个 313 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:22,380 我没有用魔法 314 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:26,220 老子也只有一开始有随口乱讲一下而已 315 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,010 是社交网站 316 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,850 流行的诞生加上爆发性的扩散力 317 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:35,270 在网红的推波助澜下效果更是惊为天人 318 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,900 这已经是现代的魔法了 319 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,820 这人不久前都还把弹珠讲得像宝石一样吧 320 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,480 MOI,怎么办啊 321 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,070 别担心,热潮很快就会结束了 322 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:51,200 你们看看二手交易app 或拍卖网站上高价出售的弹珠 323 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,240 都没有人买吧? 324 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,660 真的耶 325 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,700 既然没有买家 326 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,370 价格很快就会往下掉了 327 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,960 太好了 328 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,170 真的耶 329 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,960 热潮好像开始急速退烧了耶 330 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,170 你看得出来吗? 331 00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,550 圭护先生的频道 332 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,300 现在已经炎上了 333 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:07,970 (火焰根本是鬼扯的吧?) (我在弹珠工厂工作 请问这个视频的情报是从哪里听说的? 这些在我们业界没有半个人有听过) 334 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:08,470 (全部都是骗人的 我认识频道主,他只是个次文化混蛋而已) (一脸得意地瞎扯,我喜欢) (被火焰的设定耍得团团转的我实在太蠢了) 335 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:09,130 (背叛弹珠爱好者的罪可是很重的哦) (请把我用在弹珠上的时间还来) (不惜骗人也想赚播放次数,劝你最好别再上传视频了) (我的火焰股跌到脱裤了请问是在哈啰?) 336 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,140 What's up guys,我是圭护 337 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,890 这是现在紧急上传的视频 338 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:21,110 我发现本频道上传与弹珠有关的视频中 出现了与事实不符的信息 339 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,440 关于这点 340 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,820 实在是非常抱歉 341 00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,490 然后就是 342 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,820 告诉我那些信息的朋友 343 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,700 表示今天也想一起道歉 344 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,200 所以我请他们一起来了 345 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,240 两位这边请 346 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,210 老子是监妮可频道的监志 347 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,160 我是妮可 348 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,040 这次真的是非常抱歉 349 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:46,380 变成因为玩笑开得太过火 而穿西装谢罪的"你们谁啊联动"了 350 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,800 (Scramble Scrap Squad) 怎么有这个箱子啊? 351 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,350 (Scramble Scrap Squad) 我整理储藏室的时候 352 00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,010 找到一些以前的东西 353 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,230 像是小学时的作品之类的 354 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,940 有画和书法,连俳句都有 355 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,560 竟然留了这么多,你也真细心耶 356 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:05,569 这是? 357 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,190 不能看,那是… 358 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:08,780 那是什么? 色色的东西吗? 359 00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,990 还是小时候画的蹩脚漫画? 360 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,569 难道说是情书? 361 00:17:12,569 --> 00:17:14,369 你到底藏了什么? 362 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,750 (战斗吧!武斗战士 BATTLE FIGHTER) (决斗) (火拼) (攻击) 结果是小时候画的别脚漫画! 363 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:21,420 现在想想我有段时间很沉迷于画这个呢 364 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,000 1话10页,画了72话且没有给任何人看过 365 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,210 你也太有毅力了吧 366 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,380 我会难为情,不要看啦 367 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,630 看一下就好了 368 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,220 老子看看哦 369 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:34,510 "战斗吧! 武斗战士BATTLE FIGHTER" 370 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,930 超强调战斗的耶 371 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:36,720 不要看 372 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,930 (你妈是开发业者) (哇哈哈哈) (你说什么? 扁你哦!) (怒火中烧) 图和台词都超可爱的耶 373 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,310 就叫你们别看了 374 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,650 (好! 必杀技) (使用南十字星) (没那种东西) 和邪恶人战斗时用的合体技"南十字星"好热血哦 375 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,440 (我们是伙伴) (你为什么在这?) 前面埋的梗都有用上耶 376 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,440 (拜托啦) (吵死了) 纷争的伦理观太有问题了吧 377 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,150 你们到底看得有多认真啊! 378 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,030 不过其实还满不错的哦 379 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,950 (怎…怎么了!? 轰隆! ) 虽然图就真的是小孩水平了 380 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,620 因为小归小,但我还是画得很投入 381 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:59,040 当时我是真心想进到这个世界 382 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:00,410 💡 383 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,830 有可以实现这个梦想的魔法哦 384 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,460 什么意思? 385 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,210 你是说进到这漫画的世界里吗? 386 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,710 - 应该说… - 不错耶 387 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:09,710 感觉好像很有趣 388 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,550 带我们进去吧 389 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,050 男生想进入漫画世界的热情好惊人 390 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,590 那我要施展魔法了,大家站好哦 391 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:16,850 那魔法没问题吗 392 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:18,390 "GRAPHIC" 393 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,190 你们玄关的门没有锁上哦 394 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,400 我刚好来附近,拿点小礼物过来… 395 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,320 伽罗 396 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,450 到底发生什么事了 397 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,370 是妮可施展的魔法哦 398 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,240 我想也是 399 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,750 大家都变得像小孩画的蹩脚插图一样了 400 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,170 蹩脚? 扁你哦 401 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:46,830 讲话也变得像小孩一样了 402 00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:51,050 守仁想成为小时候画的漫画角色,结果… 403 00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:55,130 用的却是让现实的模样 变得像漫画一样的魔法 404 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:58,300 你们的日常生活还是一样有够夸张的耶 405 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,260 咦? 对了,监志同学呢? 406 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,060 在这里 407 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:07,100 怎么就只有老子是 木刻版画特有的边缘锐利狂野风啊 408 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,690 好恐怖,画力魄力好吓人 409 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,900 怕屁啊! 410 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,070 好像只有小监 411 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:15,860 被摆在漫画旁边的版画风格影响到了 412 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:19,120 (愤怒的朋友 乙木守仁 金等奖) 不愧是拿到金等奖的我画的"愤怒的朋友" 413 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,580 刻痕也强而有力 414 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,910 别看着别人的脸自夸啊 415 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,500 纸飞走了耶 416 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,460 是"战斗吧!武斗战士BATTLE FIGHTER" 417 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,300 那是什么!? 418 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,180 是施展魔法时用的那一页 419 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:38,640 要是没有那个就没办法变回来了 420 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,800 你说什么!? 421 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,140 那就伤脑筋了 422 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,310 怎么办啊 423 00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:43,970 来想想办法吧 424 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,810 感觉好像在看毫无紧张感的搞笑漫画 425 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,100 好,既然这样 426 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,610 该我们表现了 427 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,570 紧急出动! 428 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,610 慢着慢着慢着 429 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,820 你们的外表很恐怖 不要那副模样紧急出动啊 430 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,200 别忘了老子啊 431 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:01,580 版画也来了 432 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,370 老子明明变得回来吧 433 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,000 先让老子恢复原状啊 434 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,040 监志同学的愤怒和木刻版画真是浑然天成 435 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,630 真是的 436 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,380 你们这群涂鸦不要乱跑啦 437 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:14,250 搞得好像我才是魔法师一样 438 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,670 糟糕,是人 439 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,670 大家快躲起来 440 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,090 可是没地方能躲啊 441 00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:21,760 完蛋了啦 442 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,640 壁画! 443 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,230 活用二次元的特性成功躲起来了 444 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,400 你是最突兀的那个好吗 445 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,940 别闹了,快点找吧 446 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,320 照风向来看应该是这个方向 447 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,240 不晓得能不能找到耶 448 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,070 既然这样,就交给我吧 449 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,910 - 闻闻…闻闻… - 这样完全只剩可爱要素了 450 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,370 气味在这个方向 451 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,250 在那边 452 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,870 被风吹到墙上了 453 00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,920 再不快点过去拿又要被吹走了 454 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,380 趁现在把它拿回来吧 455 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:54,290 等一下 456 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:57,130 房间里面情况不太对劲 457 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:57,920 强盗 458 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:58,880 有坏人 459 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,090 好,我们上 460 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,550 好 461 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,930 该我们表现了 462 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,600 "合体南十字星" 463 00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:10,890 上啊! 464 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,200 怎么回事 465 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:23,780 已经没事了哦 466 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,080 不要碍事 467 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,200 坏人就要痛扁! 468 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,670 成功了 469 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:35,880 挺有一套的嘛 470 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,920 武斗战士BATTLE FIGHTER 471 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,630 总算变回来了 472 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,180 身体好沉重 473 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,800 真对不起大家 474 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,760 反正也打倒坏人了 475 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,260 结果也算不错了吧 476 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:49,560 是啊,而且我的梦想也实现了 477 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,270 我想起来为什么以前会画漫画了 478 00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:55,230 因为我小时候 479 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,860 都没有半个朋友 480 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,650 不但和伙伴团结合作击败敌人 481 00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:04,950 只能在妄想中实现的招式也成真了 482 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,250 再来想想其他必杀技吧 483 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,580 绝对没这个必要吧 484 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,620 妮可也好想合体哦 485 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,500 再加入我的变身吧 486 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,340 你们就不能讲点更像普通高中生的对话吗 487 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,050 别忘了老子啊! 488 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,010 (愤怒的朋友 乙木守仁 金等奖) 489 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,360 守仁独自一人为过世的母亲扫墓 490 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:04,570 他在坟前回想起孩提时代与妮可之间的羁绊 及心中怀抱的特别情感 491 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,030 另一方面,音梦在乙木家察觉到某项秘密 492 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:08,450 下一回"朋友的信" 493 00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:11,620 (下一回 朋友的信) 下一回也会好好给大家服务一下哦 493 00:24:12,305 --> 00:25:12,777