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1 00:00:03,079 --> 00:00:06,516 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 3 00:00:23,533 --> 00:00:24,734 - HMM. WHAT'S THIS? 4 00:00:24,801 --> 00:00:29,539 THE RISIA PROFIT CORPORATION HAS NOW BECOME THE RICHEST COMPANY 5 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:31,040 ON THE FACE OF THIS GLOBE. 6 00:00:31,107 --> 00:00:36,212 WHY DO I KEEP READING ABOUT PEOPLE WHOSE DREAMS OF INSTANT WEALTH COME TRUE 7 00:00:36,279 --> 00:00:37,046 WHO ARE NOT ME? 8 00:00:37,113 --> 00:00:39,582 I HATE THIS FRIGGIN' RAG! 9 00:00:41,384 --> 00:00:42,752 - HELLO, DEAR. WE'RE BACK. 10 00:00:42,819 --> 00:00:44,020 - I JUST KILLED THE NEWSPAPER. 11 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,822 - HEY, PAPA, LOOK AT MY NEW CEREAL. 12 00:00:45,888 --> 00:00:48,391 IT'S CALLED RISIA PROFIT FROSTED HAPPY MORNING 13 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:51,694 SUPER CRUNCHY ACTION GO! FOOD TIME BREAKFAST GO. 14 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,763 IT GOES CRACKY CRACKY CLICK CLICK! 15 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:56,065 OOH! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! 16 00:00:56,132 --> 00:00:56,833 BOOM BOOM BOOM! 17 00:00:58,968 --> 00:01:01,070 OOH! CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY CLICKY! 18 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:02,672 GO, CLICKY, GO! 19 00:01:02,738 --> 00:01:04,040 - RISIA PROFIT, EH? 20 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:07,276 I THINK I REMEMBER READING ABOUT THEM IN MY PAPER... 21 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:08,678 BACK WHEN I GAVE A DAMN! 22 00:01:08,744 --> 00:01:09,812 - LOOK HERE, FAMILY. 23 00:01:09,879 --> 00:01:12,782 THE REAR OF THE BOX SAYS I CAN STAR IN MY OWN TV SHOW. 24 00:01:12,849 --> 00:01:15,284 ALL I GOTTA DO IS OPEN THE BOX. 25 00:01:15,351 --> 00:01:16,219 DAD, CAN I OPEN THE BOX 26 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,354 EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT A RECOGNIZED MEAL TIME? 27 00:01:18,421 --> 00:01:20,223 CAN I? CAN I? HUH? CAN I? 28 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,225 - ASK YOUR MOTHER. - MOM, CAN I OPEN THE BOX? 29 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,960 - ASK YOUR FATHER. - DAD, CAN I OPEN THE BOX? 30 00:01:24,026 --> 00:01:26,028 - ASK YOUR FATHER. - DAD, HOW ABOUT THAT BOX? 31 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:29,432 - SAY IT LIKE A PRINCESS. - FATHER, MAY I OPEN THE BOX? 32 00:01:29,499 --> 00:01:31,067 - NO, NO, NO. PRINCESS THE CAT. 33 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:31,868 - I DON'T DO HER. 34 00:01:31,934 --> 00:01:33,269 - THEN YOU DON'T OPEN THE BOX, 35 00:01:33,336 --> 00:01:36,072 BUT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 36 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:40,943 - LOVE DON'T MEAN CRAP, DAD, IF I CAN'T OPEN MY CEREAL. 37 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,913 ALL I WANT TO DO IS OPEN THE BOX 38 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:45,815 AND YOU WON'T LET ME OPEN THE BOX. 39 00:01:45,882 --> 00:01:47,683 - GO AHEAD AND OPEN IT, HONEY. 40 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:50,920 - THANKS, MOM. YOU'RE A PAL. 41 00:01:58,394 --> 00:01:59,362 - KONNICHIWA. 42 00:01:59,428 --> 00:02:00,863 MY NAME IS MR. KIORI. 43 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:04,000 I REPRESENT RISIA PROFIT CORPORATION. 44 00:02:04,066 --> 00:02:06,802 CONGRATULATIONS, YOUNG CATLIKE CREATURE, 45 00:02:06,869 --> 00:02:11,174 YOU ARE NOW THE STAR OF YOUR OWN TELEVISION PROGRAM. 46 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,975 - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 47 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:15,478 - IN A NUTSHELL, TO CONSERVE PRECIOUS TIME, 48 00:02:15,545 --> 00:02:17,713 CONGRATULATIONS, STAR, TV. 49 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:19,482 - FAN-FRICKIN'-TASTIC. 50 00:02:19,549 --> 00:02:20,716 CAN I EAT THE CEREAL NOW? 51 00:02:20,783 --> 00:02:22,018 - EXCUSE ME, MY NAME IS DAD, 52 00:02:22,084 --> 00:02:25,354 AND I REPRESENT THIS BLOSSOMING TEENAGE CASH COW. 53 00:02:25,421 --> 00:02:27,623 WHAT KIND OF MONEY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 54 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:28,524 LET'S WORK A DEAL. 55 00:02:28,591 --> 00:02:29,325 - NO, NO, TINY DOLL MAN. 56 00:02:29,392 --> 00:02:30,359 THE DEAL HAS ALREADY BEEN WORKED. 57 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:33,529 THE ACT OF OPENING THE BOX CONSTITUTES A PERPETUAL 58 00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:34,564 AND LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT 59 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:37,600 BETWEEN THE OPENER AND RISIA PROFIT CORPORATION. 60 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,435 RISIA PROFIT RETAINS OWNERSHIP OF THE PROGRAM, 61 00:02:39,502 --> 00:02:42,705 ANYTHING RELATED TO THE PROGRAM IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, 62 00:02:42,772 --> 00:02:44,674 AND ALL REVENUE PRODUCED BY THE PROGRAM 63 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:47,310 THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE FOR ALL ETERNITY. 64 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:52,281 LITIGATION WILL ENSUE BASED ON SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION. 65 00:02:52,348 --> 00:02:54,317 - AS LONG AS WE GET SOMETHING. 66 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,186 EH, BY THE WAY, I'VE FORGIVEN MY NEWSPAPER. 67 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,589 I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU, BABY. 68 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:01,624 - YOUNG MAN, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASES 69 00:03:01,691 --> 00:03:03,859 PRODUCT PLACEMENT, MEDIA SATURATION, 70 00:03:03,926 --> 00:03:07,029 AND SHAMELESS INVASIVE MARKETING AND BRANDING TACTICS 71 00:03:07,096 --> 00:03:09,665 DISGUISED AS MASS ENTERTAINMENT? 72 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:10,866 - NO... 73 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:12,168 BUT I SWALLOWED A HOUSE KEY ONCE 74 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,402 AND WE HAD TO CAMP OUT IN THE YARD 75 00:03:13,469 --> 00:03:14,737 TILL IT CAME OUT THE OTHER END. 76 00:03:14,804 --> 00:03:16,906 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 77 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:18,841 A-HA HA HA HA! 78 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:19,775 - HA HA. 79 00:03:19,842 --> 00:03:20,910 PUT THAT IN YOUR TELEVISION SHOW, TOUGH GUY. 80 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:22,578 - YES, THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 81 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:26,215 YOU ARE BOTH CHARMING BUT ASTOUNDINGLY IMBECILIC. 82 00:03:26,282 --> 00:03:29,518 THAT IS KNOWN AS "STAR QUALITY." 83 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:30,252 - COOL. 84 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:31,654 HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR MY SHOW. 85 00:03:31,721 --> 00:03:32,455 YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? 86 00:03:32,521 --> 00:03:33,723 - I AM PRETENDING TO LISTEN TO YOU. 87 00:03:33,789 --> 00:03:37,193 - OK, WELL, IT'S ALL ABOUT A FAMILY OF STREETWISE BLACK PEOPLE 88 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,595 LIVING TOGETHER IN DINOSAUR TIMES. 89 00:03:39,662 --> 00:03:41,597 WHO KNOWS HOW THEY GOT THERE? WHO CARES? 90 00:03:41,664 --> 00:03:44,200 ALL'S I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT THEY SHOW THOSE DINOSAURS 91 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,402 HOW TO PUT IT OVER ON THE CAVEMAN. 92 00:03:46,469 --> 00:03:48,604 - SORRY, THE FORMAT HAS BEEN PREAPPROVED. 93 00:03:48,671 --> 00:03:51,807 THE SHOW WILL BE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY LIVING HAPPILY 94 00:03:51,874 --> 00:03:55,778 AS YOU ENJOY OUR CHARMINGLY UBIQUITOUS PRODUCTS. 95 00:03:55,845 --> 00:03:57,647 CHODROMS, DRESS THE SET. 96 00:03:57,713 --> 00:03:59,048 OK, WE'RE READY TO GO. 97 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:03,519 JUST ACT NATURALLY AND SAY AND DO EVERYTHING I ORDER YOU TO SAY AND DO. 98 00:04:03,586 --> 00:04:05,721 - I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SCRIPT, PLEASE. 99 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:06,922 - THAT'S NOT A SCRIPT, DEAR. 100 00:04:06,989 --> 00:04:08,124 THAT'S THEIR MAIL-ORDER CATALOG. 101 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:10,359 - RIGHT, BUT SHOULDN'T THERE BE MORE LINES IN HERE FOR ME? 102 00:04:10,426 --> 00:04:13,763 - OK, FOLKS, LET'S HAVE SOME SHINY FUN TODAY, 103 00:04:13,829 --> 00:04:15,498 AND REMEMBER TO LOOK PLEASURABLE 104 00:04:15,564 --> 00:04:18,067 AS YOU DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL PRODUCTS. 105 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:20,069 - HEY, EVERYBODY! 106 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:23,339 I SWALLOWED THE KEYS AGAIN! 107 00:04:23,406 --> 00:04:24,073 HA HA HA HA! 108 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:25,041 - WE'RE NOT DOING THAT GAG. 109 00:04:25,107 --> 00:04:27,076 - I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE DIGGING THE KEY BIT. 110 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:31,447 - NO, IT TESTED VELLY POORLY AT FOCUS GROUP. 111 00:04:31,514 --> 00:04:32,815 - WHAT? - HA HA HA HA. 112 00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:38,154 I WAS EVOKING A TIRED AND OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT. 113 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,122 THANKS FOR INDULGING ME. 114 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:40,990 OK, HERE WE GO. 115 00:04:41,057 --> 00:04:44,493 ROLLING CAMERAS AND... ACTION! 116 00:04:46,429 --> 00:04:48,497 AGAIN, I SAY, ACTION! 117 00:04:48,564 --> 00:04:49,932 - WHAT'S MY LINE AGAIN? 118 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,935 - HEY, EVERYBODY! 119 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:56,272 - HEY, EVERYBODY! 120 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,340 - CUT! - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 121 00:04:58,407 --> 00:05:00,242 I'M NOT PERFECT. I'M A CATBOY! 122 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:01,377 - INDEED. THAT IS YOUR APPEAL. 123 00:05:01,444 --> 00:05:04,313 BUT I'M THINKING MAYBE THE LINE NEEDS SOME WORK. 124 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:09,318 LET'S TRY, "HEY, RISIA PROFIT PREFERRED CUSTOMERS!" 125 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:10,419 OK, GREAT. HERE WE GO. 126 00:05:10,486 --> 00:05:12,788 - BUT THAT'S ONE OF MY CATCHPHRASES. 127 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,024 YOU KNOW, "HEY, EVERYBODY!" 128 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:15,858 "YEAH, BUDDY!" 129 00:05:15,925 --> 00:05:17,159 "HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY?" 130 00:05:17,226 --> 00:05:19,562 MY AUDIENCE IS GONNA EXPECT ONE OF THOSE. 131 00:05:19,628 --> 00:05:21,030 - THEY WILL LIKE THIS NEW LINE BETTER. 132 00:05:21,097 --> 00:05:25,334 IT IS DESIGNED TO AROUSE DEEP FEELINGS OF SPENDING. 133 00:05:25,401 --> 00:05:26,335 - OK. 134 00:05:26,402 --> 00:05:29,972 UH, HEY, RISIA PROFIT CUSTOMERS-- 135 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,641 - PREFERRED CUSTOMERS. - PREFERRED CUSTOMER. 136 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,110 - HEY, SON, WHY AREN'T YOU OUTSIDE 137 00:05:34,176 --> 00:05:39,248 PLAYING WITH A RISIA PROFIT LUCKY FUN SPORT TASTY FORTUNE LATEX GLOW BALL 138 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:43,986 WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN A LUCRATIVE, YOUNG, ACTIVE MALE DEMOGRAPHIC? 139 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,121 - FANTASTIC, DAD. 140 00:05:45,187 --> 00:05:47,790 - I THINK THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. - CUT! 141 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:50,626 - I'LL SAY. I CAN'T CARRY ALL OF US. 142 00:05:50,693 --> 00:05:52,194 - I THINK I KNOW THE PROBLEM. 143 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:53,329 IT'S YOUR EYES. 144 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,097 THEY'RE NOT RIGHT FOR TELEVISION. 145 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:56,332 - BUT I LIKE MY EYES. 146 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,300 - YOU'LL LIKE THE NEW ONES BETTER. 147 00:05:58,367 --> 00:05:59,301 SURGEONS! 148 00:05:59,368 --> 00:06:00,102 EXCELLENT. 149 00:06:00,169 --> 00:06:02,171 YOU NOW HAVE THE PROFIT-INDUCING EYES 150 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:04,540 OF A LARGE CARTOON HAMSTER. 151 00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:06,275 - I DON'T THINK MINE WORK. 152 00:06:06,342 --> 00:06:07,309 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 153 00:06:07,376 --> 00:06:10,679 - THAT IS NOT A WORRY TO ME AS YOU HAVE NO LINES. 154 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,148 ACTION! 155 00:06:12,214 --> 00:06:15,684 - WHO'S THIRSTY FOR SOME RISIA PROFIT ACIDIC FIZZING SEXY GOOD LIME DRINK? 156 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:16,752 - CUT! - WHAT? 157 00:06:16,819 --> 00:06:17,520 - BRAINSTORM! 158 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,988 - WE WILL NOW HEAR A SONG FROM DAD 159 00:06:19,054 --> 00:06:23,425 AND DELICIOUS RISIA PROFIT ACIDIC FIZZING SEXY GOOD LIME DRINK. 160 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:24,760 - I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 161 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:26,128 - YOU WANT US TO JUST MAKE UP THE WORDS? 162 00:06:26,195 --> 00:06:28,531 - THE WORDS ARE ON THE MONITOR SCREEN BEFORE YOU. 163 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:32,101 I ALSO ENCOURAGE THOSE IN THE AUDIENCE TO JOIN IN. 164 00:06:32,168 --> 00:06:33,869 - DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS CAN? 165 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,138 - YES, SEXY GOOD LIME DRINK. 166 00:06:36,205 --> 00:06:39,608 NOW YOU WILL KARAOKE! 167 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:42,178 - ♪ RISIA PRODUCTS 168 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:43,979 - ♪ NUMBER ONE 169 00:06:44,046 --> 00:06:46,148 - ♪ SUPER PARTY 170 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:47,850 - ♪ LOTS OF FUN 171 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:50,052 - ♪ YOU LIKE THE GIRLS? 172 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,587 - ♪ THEY LIKE YOU, TOO 173 00:06:51,654 --> 00:06:52,521 ♪ OH, YEAH 174 00:06:52,588 --> 00:06:54,056 - ♪ WHEN RISIA 175 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,691 - ♪ GOES OUT WITH YOU 176 00:06:55,758 --> 00:07:00,930 - ♪ YOU'RE SURE TO BE THE ONE WITH ALL THE HAIR ON HIS CHEST ♪ 177 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:01,730 ♪ OH, YEAH 178 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,732 - ♪ I GOT A SODA, MAN 179 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:04,900 ♪ YOU LIKE THE GIRLS? 180 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:09,071 - ♪ RISIA PRODUCTS GIVE YOU ALL THE SEXY PLEASURE BEST ♪ 181 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:09,939 - ♪ OH, YEAH 182 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:13,909 ♪ I BLOW SODA ON ME 183 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,144 - OUCH. 184 00:07:15,211 --> 00:07:17,880 ARE YOUR PEEPERS STILL NOT WORKING, MAMA? 185 00:07:17,947 --> 00:07:18,914 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. 186 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,082 I DON'T NEED HAMSTER'S EYES 187 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,717 TO SEE THAT WE'RE BEING EXPLOITED 188 00:07:21,784 --> 00:07:23,118 FOR COMMERCIAL GAIN. 189 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:25,888 - HMM... ONE ADJUSTMENT TO MAKE. 190 00:07:25,955 --> 00:07:27,957 - SON, WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER 191 00:07:28,023 --> 00:07:32,127 HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MOWING LAWNS WITH THE RISIA PROFIT MOTORIZED 192 00:07:32,194 --> 00:07:37,399 SUPER SEXY CHOP-AND-GO BLADE GRASSY YARD REPURPOSER? 193 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:39,335 - THAT'S NOT MY MOM. THAT'S A BOTTLE. 194 00:07:39,401 --> 00:07:42,071 - DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR RISIA PROFIT FRESH SMELL 195 00:07:42,137 --> 00:07:44,840 FANCY DUTY JOY SCRUB SHOWER CLEANSER LIKE THAT. 196 00:07:44,907 --> 00:07:46,175 - CUT! - NO, YOU CUT. 197 00:07:46,242 --> 00:07:47,676 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOM? 198 00:07:47,743 --> 00:07:49,011 - FORGET ABOUT OLD MOM. 199 00:07:49,078 --> 00:07:54,216 NEW MOM NOW CONTAINS 20% MORE POWERFUL SCRUBBING ACTION PARTICLES. 200 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:56,785 GOOD FOR WHOLE HOUSE. 201 00:07:58,821 --> 00:07:59,989 - WHO'S THIS CLOWN? 202 00:08:00,055 --> 00:08:01,957 - CLOWN? OH, NO. 203 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:02,992 THIS IS MARUMATU, 204 00:08:03,058 --> 00:08:05,394 TERRIFYING STAR OF NEW RISIA PROFIT CORPORATION 205 00:08:05,461 --> 00:08:08,731 MASS MOVIE AUDIENCE ACTION PRODUCTION, 206 00:08:08,797 --> 00:08:11,367 "MARUMATU VERSUS KAGICHI SWAMP TIGERS-- 207 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:15,237 RISIA SPONSORED BASEBALL PLAYING TEAM." 208 00:08:15,304 --> 00:08:17,873 - MARUMATU! 209 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,341 IT'S MARUMATU! 210 00:08:19,408 --> 00:08:20,175 RUN-- 211 00:08:20,242 --> 00:08:23,112 TO YOUR LOCAL RISIA PROFIT MULTIPLEX. 212 00:08:23,178 --> 00:08:25,314 MARUMATU! 213 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:26,882 - OUT OF THE WAY, NUMB NUTS. 214 00:08:26,949 --> 00:08:32,554 A-HA HA HA HA! 215 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:35,758 WHO WAS THAT? 216 00:08:35,824 --> 00:08:38,193 - THAT WAS FAMOUS RISIA PROFIT SPOKESMAN 217 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:41,931 AND ACTIVE MUSICIAN CHEAP TRICK. 218 00:08:41,997 --> 00:08:42,631 - OH, YEAH? 219 00:08:42,698 --> 00:08:44,900 WELL, I WANT YOU TO WANT THIS. 220 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:46,702 A-HA HA HA HA! 221 00:08:46,769 --> 00:08:47,703 - AAH! 222 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:50,506 - SAYONARA, SACK-SMACKERS. 223 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,407 - OH, HEY, ZORAK. 224 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:53,509 YOU HAVE A NEW SQUIRT GUN, TOO. 225 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,412 LET'S HAVE A SQUIRT GUN WAR. 226 00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:59,615 - I GOT YOU! HA HA HA! 227 00:08:59,682 --> 00:09:01,550 NOW SQUIRT ME AS I RUN AWAY. 228 00:09:01,617 --> 00:09:04,320 ♪ LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA ♪ 229 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,455 AAH! AAH! 230 00:09:06,522 --> 00:09:07,690 AAH! 231 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,060 - HUH. KIORI, BABY, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. 232 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:12,227 - I UNDERSTAND. 233 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:16,031 THIS IS A HEARTBREAKING TRAGEDY OF FINANCIAL PROPORTIONS, 234 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,099 BUT WE MUST GO ON. 235 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:19,168 MONEY DOESN'T SLEEP AND WE HAVE ONLY ONE MORE SHOT. 236 00:09:19,234 --> 00:09:21,670 - SIR, I DON'T THINK I CAN CONTINUE. 237 00:09:21,737 --> 00:09:27,576 I JUST SAW A PERFECTLY CHARMING MOVIE MONSTER MURDERED BY MY BEST FRIEND. 238 00:09:27,643 --> 00:09:29,878 I MUST NOW TAKE MY LEAVE. 239 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:36,452 - SO YOU SEE, BRAK, RISIA PROFIT CORPORATION PRODUCTS MAKE LIFE BETTER 240 00:09:36,518 --> 00:09:38,020 IN EVERY WAY. 241 00:09:38,087 --> 00:09:39,455 WHAT'S THAT, MOTHER? 242 00:09:39,521 --> 00:09:44,426 OH, YES, RISIA CORPORATION HAS DEFEATED ITS IMPOTENT WESTERN COMPETITORS 243 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:50,833 BY EXPOSING THEIR INFERIOR TECHNOLOGIES AND DISGRACEFUL WORK ETHIC. 244 00:09:50,899 --> 00:09:52,935 HA HA HA HA! 245 00:09:53,002 --> 00:09:53,936 LONG LIVE RISIA! 246 00:09:54,003 --> 00:09:57,639 - CUT! AND THAT'S A WRAP. 247 00:09:57,706 --> 00:09:59,274 - YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT CHANNEL IT'S ON 248 00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:00,709 IF YOU KEEP SWITCHING CHANNELS. 249 00:10:00,776 --> 00:10:02,277 - NO, NO. YOU HAVE TO KEEP MOVING-- 250 00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:03,712 TAKE THESE BASTARDS BY SURPRISE. 251 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,516 EH, THIS LOOKS INTRIGUING. 252 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,451 - OH, YEAH. 253 00:10:09,518 --> 00:10:12,087 THE SURGERY IS A SUCCESS. 254 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:15,357 - OOH, I'VE SEEN THIS. THIS IS HOT. 255 00:10:15,424 --> 00:10:16,825 - MMM. BABY. 256 00:10:16,892 --> 00:10:19,194 - OH, DOCTOR! 257 00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:20,162 - OH, NURSE. 258 00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:23,399 - COME ON, DAD. FIND THE SHOW. 259 00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:32,975 - RISIA! SUPER COOL! 260 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:35,010 ...COOL. RISIA! 261 00:10:35,077 --> 00:10:36,145 - HA HA HA HA! 262 00:10:36,211 --> 00:10:37,413 - HA HA HA HA! 263 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:41,850 - DANCE, ROBOTS! WOO! 264 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:44,086 DANCE, DANCE, DANCE. DANCE, DANCE, DANCE. 265 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,491 HO HO HO HO! 266 00:10:49,558 --> 00:10:50,492 - THAT'S A GOOD BRAK SHOW. 267 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,595 - WHO WANTS TO TRADE FOR A ZORAK DESTROYER CARD? 268 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:54,396 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 269 00:10:54,463 --> 00:10:55,330 - I'VE GOT A SUPER GO CLARENCE, 270 00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,833 AND A SCRATCH 'N SNIFF SISTO FROM SEASON ONE. 271 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,903 - THROW IN AMERICAN VOICE MOM AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. 272 00:11:00,969 --> 00:11:02,004 LET IT GO, DAD. 273 00:11:02,071 --> 00:11:04,206 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 274 00:11:04,273 --> 00:11:08,544 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 275 00:11:09,305 --> 00:12:09,159 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm