"The Brak Show" Enter the Hump

1 00:00:03,079 --> 00:00:06,682 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 3 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:24,567 HOW YOU DOING THERE, STINKY MONKEY? 4 00:00:33,342 --> 00:00:34,777 - CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE 5 00:00:34,844 --> 00:00:36,212 HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS FOR ME? 6 00:00:36,279 --> 00:00:37,947 - HOW ABOUT THAT? A TALKING MONKEY. 7 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:40,483 THROW HIM A BANANA. MAYBE HE'LL DANCE FOR US. 8 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,317 - OOH! - DANCE, MONKEY! 9 00:00:41,384 --> 00:00:43,619 - I'M AN APE, YOU IMPUDENT HUMANOID. 10 00:00:43,686 --> 00:00:45,655 - I SAID DANCE! - OOH! 11 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,291 - LET'S GO, BRAK. 12 00:00:48,357 --> 00:00:50,860 THIS PARTICULAR ATTRACTION BORES ME. - WAIT. 13 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:53,696 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING THAT WILL EXCITE YOU? 14 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,032 - THEY HAVE THAT KIND OF STUFF HERE? 15 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:56,799 - OH, YES. 16 00:00:56,866 --> 00:01:00,036 GO INTO THAT BUILDING OVER THERE. 17 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:02,205 - IT SAYS, "DO NOT ENTER." 18 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,975 - BUT IT DOESN'T SAY THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTER, DOES IT? 19 00:01:06,042 --> 00:01:07,210 - GOOD POINT, CORNELIUS. 20 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,744 WHY WOULD ANYONE TRY TO STOP ME 21 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:10,913 FROM ENJOYING WHATEVER'S IN THAT BUILDING? 22 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:13,716 - THINGS THAT WILL EXCITE YOU. - EXACTLY. 23 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:14,884 WE MUST GO RIGHT NOW, BRAK. 24 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:17,887 I HAVE GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT FORBIDDEN BUILDING. 25 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,088 THIS DOES NOT EXCITE ME. 26 00:01:19,155 --> 00:01:22,191 THIS IS NOTHING BUT A PACK OF GLOWING, MUTANT ANIMAL FREAKS. 27 00:01:22,258 --> 00:01:25,161 - YUCK. IT SMELLS LIKE EUROPE IN HERE. 28 00:01:29,031 --> 00:01:30,199 - I THINK THESE ANIMALS ARE SICK. 29 00:01:30,266 --> 00:01:33,402 - I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S SICK. ME, OF LYING TALKING MONKEYS. 30 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:37,807 I'M GOING TO SUE THAT PUNK. 31 00:01:37,874 --> 00:01:38,708 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, DAD? 32 00:01:38,774 --> 00:01:40,910 THAT CAMEL'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING. 33 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:42,144 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. 34 00:01:42,211 --> 00:01:44,580 A LONG DRAG OFF A SWEET CIGARILLO, 35 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:48,451 BLENDED WITH THE FINEST OF RICH TURKISH TURKWEED. 36 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:51,654 AHH. 37 00:01:51,721 --> 00:01:55,124 HERE YOU GO. HAVE A TOKE ON ME, YOU STUPID BEAST. 38 00:01:55,191 --> 00:01:57,260 AAH! 39 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,028 I'M FALLING! 40 00:01:59,795 --> 00:02:01,163 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DAD? 41 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:02,999 - OH, YEAH. I'M GREAT. 42 00:02:03,065 --> 00:02:04,834 I THINK I'M GOING TO LIVE HERE NOW, 43 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:07,036 'CAUSE IT'S SO DARK AND COLD AND-- 44 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:09,505 OH, MY GOD, I'M BEING BITTEN BY BATS! 45 00:02:09,572 --> 00:02:11,874 AAH! B-B-BY GLOWING BATS! 46 00:02:11,941 --> 00:02:15,511 AND THAT'S WHY FATHER-SON OUTINGS ARE BULLCRAP! 47 00:02:15,578 --> 00:02:16,445 AW, MAN. 48 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:17,914 I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO THE COCKFIGHTS. 49 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:20,283 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WITH THAT. 50 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,083 - ROOSTERS, IS WHAT. 51 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:23,119 BRAVE ROOSTERS, LIVING ON THE EDGE, 52 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,187 FACING DEATH AND MAKING US MONEY. 53 00:02:25,254 --> 00:02:26,155 - DID YOU TELL THE DOCTOR 54 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:28,291 THAT THE ANIMALS THAT BIT YOU WERE GLOWING? 55 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,759 - WHAT DOCTOR? BRAK DID THIS. 56 00:02:29,825 --> 00:02:30,793 I AIN'T GOING TO NO DOCTOR. 57 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:33,162 BUNCH OF FAT-BRAINED VOODOO JIVE CATS, 58 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:35,131 CLUBBING THEIR GOLF BALLS AROUND, 59 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,265 DRUNK ON ALCOHOL. 60 00:02:36,332 --> 00:02:37,800 DOCTORS? HEH. 61 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,269 - HONEY, IF THOSE ANIMALS WERE RADIOACTIVE, 62 00:02:40,336 --> 00:02:42,071 YOU MIGHT BE SERIOUSLY ILL. 63 00:02:42,138 --> 00:02:43,439 - I'M FINE, BABY. 64 00:02:45,641 --> 00:02:47,910 ALL I NEED IS A LITTLE REST. 65 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:54,016 - MOTHER, I THINK WE NEED A NEW MATTRESS. 66 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:58,120 MY HUMP WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE LAST NIGHT. 67 00:02:58,187 --> 00:02:59,889 - YEAH, IT'S A PAIN WHEN THEY'RE HUMPING-- 68 00:02:59,956 --> 00:03:01,524 OH, SWEET DR. WOCKNOBBLE! 69 00:03:01,591 --> 00:03:03,526 DAD, YOU GOT A HUMP ON YOUR BACK! 70 00:03:03,593 --> 00:03:04,660 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN A DOCTOR. 71 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:06,162 MAYBE THEY COULD'VE STOPPED THIS. 72 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,930 - STOPPED WHAT? MY TRANSFORMATION? 73 00:03:07,997 --> 00:03:10,199 NO WAY, YOKO. I LIKE THE NEW ME. 74 00:03:10,266 --> 00:03:11,334 DID I GIVE YOU A HARD TIME 75 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,303 WHEN YOU GOT ALL FAT AND HAD THAT STUPID BABY? 76 00:03:15,338 --> 00:03:17,106 AHEM. NOW, COULD I HAVE SOME WATER? 77 00:03:17,173 --> 00:03:18,441 I'M FRIGGIN' PARCHED OVER HERE. 78 00:03:18,507 --> 00:03:19,475 - FINE, I'LL GET YOU A GLASS. 79 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:22,411 - NO, NO. A GLASS WON'T DO IT FOR DADDY ANYMORE. 80 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:23,446 I'M GOING TO NEED THE HOSE. 81 00:03:23,512 --> 00:03:26,282 YOU SEE, MY HUMP IS CAPABLE OF STORING 82 00:03:26,349 --> 00:03:28,217 3 MONTHS' SUPPLY OF WATER. 83 00:03:28,284 --> 00:03:28,951 HUH! 84 00:03:29,018 --> 00:03:30,720 - DAD, YOU CAN FLY! 85 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:31,721 - WELL, NOT EXACTLY, 86 00:03:31,787 --> 00:03:34,156 BUT I CAN HANG UPSIDE DOWN INDEFINITELY. 87 00:03:34,223 --> 00:03:36,192 OH, AND I CAN SEE THINGS IN THE DARK, 88 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,394 ESPECIALLY BUGS, WHICH I NOW EAT. 89 00:03:38,461 --> 00:03:39,829 - WATER STORAGE, NIGHT VISION. 90 00:03:39,895 --> 00:03:43,065 DAD, YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH AMAZING NEW POWERS! 91 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:44,166 - YEAH, SO? 92 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:45,935 - SO YOU CAN DO GREAT THINGS. 93 00:03:46,002 --> 00:03:47,737 I'M TALKING ABOUT CHANGE, BABY. 94 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:53,342 MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYBODY. 95 00:03:53,409 --> 00:03:54,343 - WHAT WOULD THAT INVOLVE? 96 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:55,878 - WELL, IT'D BE A LOT OF WORK, BUT-- 97 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,580 - DO I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? 98 00:03:57,647 --> 00:03:58,781 - YEAH, BUT-- - PASADENA. 99 00:03:58,848 --> 00:04:01,550 - BUT, DAD-- - I PUT MY HUMP ON THE LINE FOR NO STRANGERS, 100 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,753 ESPECIALLY IF I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 101 00:04:03,819 --> 00:04:05,621 HUH. UH-UH. NOT INTERESTED. 102 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:09,025 - SAY, FRIENDS, DO YOU HAVE A DEHUMIDIFIER I CAN BORROW? 103 00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:11,727 - AH, SPACE GHOST. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 104 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,029 - OH, I LIVE HERE. - WHAT? 105 00:04:13,095 --> 00:04:15,665 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN LIVING IN YOUR BASEMENT FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS. 106 00:04:15,731 --> 00:04:19,735 IT'S QUITE MOIST, THUS MY NEED FOR DEHUMIDIFICATION. 107 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:22,204 - I WANT YOU OUT OF THAT BASEMENT IMMEDIATELY. 108 00:04:22,271 --> 00:04:24,740 - HMM. I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT. 109 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,108 IT WAS A RISK COMING UP HERE, 110 00:04:26,175 --> 00:04:29,645 BUT I TOOK IT BECAUSE I'M A SUPERHERO. 111 00:04:29,712 --> 00:04:30,846 SPACE GHOST IS THE NAME. 112 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:34,417 - HEY, GEORGE, DID YOU KNOW THAT MY DAD HAD SUPERPOWERS NOW? 113 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,818 - YES, I DO, MY CHILD. 114 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:37,053 I HEARD ALL ABOUT IT, 115 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,788 THROUGH THE AIR DUCTS. 116 00:04:38,854 --> 00:04:40,122 YOU CAN HEAR EVERYTHING THROUGH THERE. 117 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:43,993 - I WAS JUST TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD USE HIS AMAZING GIFTS 118 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:46,562 TO HELP EVERYBODY. 119 00:04:46,629 --> 00:04:48,030 - YEAH, WHATEVER. SPACE GHOST, 120 00:04:48,097 --> 00:04:49,165 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE? 121 00:04:49,231 --> 00:04:51,400 - SIR, THAT IS A RUDE QUESTION. 122 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:53,035 BUT I LIKE IT! 123 00:04:53,102 --> 00:04:56,005 BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS, A LOT. 124 00:04:56,072 --> 00:04:56,906 A SUPER LOT. 125 00:04:56,972 --> 00:04:58,741 - THEN WHY ARE YOU LIVING IN OUR BASEMENT? 126 00:04:58,808 --> 00:05:00,443 - UH, BECAUSE I'M VERY BAD WITH MONEY. 127 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,312 I RECENTLY PURCHASED A REMOTE DESERT THEME PARK 128 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:05,014 I NAMED "KINGDOM OF MUSCLES." 129 00:05:05,081 --> 00:05:08,517 MY EMPLOYEES ARE ALL STEROID-GOBBLING EX-CONVICTS. 130 00:05:08,584 --> 00:05:10,019 - WOW, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! 131 00:05:10,086 --> 00:05:12,688 - 'ROID RAGE IS NOT AWESOME, YOUNG MAN. 132 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:13,889 IT'S TERRIFYING. 133 00:05:13,956 --> 00:05:15,958 THAT'S WHY I'M HIDING IN YOUR BASEMENT. 134 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,860 They're after me. 135 00:05:17,927 --> 00:05:18,761 - YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 136 00:05:18,828 --> 00:05:20,362 - OF COURSE I DO, MILADY. 137 00:05:20,429 --> 00:05:21,297 AMERICA NEEDS ME. 138 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:25,234 GOOD DAY, ALL, AND PEACE BE WITH YOU. 139 00:05:27,002 --> 00:05:29,338 UHH. MOTHER, I'M A LITTLE TIGHT BACK HERE. 140 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:30,840 HOW ABOUT GIVING THE OLD HUMP A SQUEEZE? 141 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:33,476 - SQUEEZE IT YOURSELF. I'M GOING TO CLEAN OUT THE BASEMENT. 142 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:37,279 - HEY, SEE IF HE LEFT ANY FLIES DOWN THERE. I'M STARVING. 143 00:05:37,346 --> 00:05:38,581 - YOU HEARD SPACE GHOST, DAD. 144 00:05:38,647 --> 00:05:42,084 THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE SUPERHEROING, FOR THEM THAT KNOWS HOW TO. 145 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:44,386 - I DO LIKE MONEY. NEVER SAID I DIDN'T. 146 00:05:44,453 --> 00:05:45,654 - GREAT. THEN WHAT'S OUR FIRST MOVE? 147 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,357 - HUH! WELL, IF I'M GOING TO DO THIS THING, 148 00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:50,693 WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO DO ALL THE WORK. 149 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,428 - LIKE A PARTNER. - EXACTLY. 150 00:05:52,495 --> 00:05:54,597 SOMEONE I CAN CONTROL FROM THIS CHAIR. 151 00:05:54,663 --> 00:05:55,798 AND THEY'LL HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT 152 00:05:55,865 --> 00:05:58,467 THE DANGER IS ALL THEIRS, AND THE MONEY IS ALL MINE. 153 00:05:58,534 --> 00:06:01,036 - GOT IT. - I AIN'T TAKING NO SHOTS TO THE CHEST. 154 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:02,638 THAT'S FOR THE PARTNER. - DOUBLE GOT IT! 155 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:06,475 - AND NO WOMEN. THE HUMP HAS NO TIME FOR SEXUAL ADVENTURES. 156 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:07,476 ONLY MONEY. 157 00:06:07,543 --> 00:06:09,912 - THE HUMP? - THAT'S MY NEW NAME. YOU DIG IT? 158 00:06:09,979 --> 00:06:11,981 - DIG IT? NO. I LOVE IT! 159 00:06:12,047 --> 00:06:14,383 - GOOD. OH, AND I'LL NEED A HUMP PHONE 160 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:15,551 TO DIRECT MY SUPERSLAVE. 161 00:06:15,618 --> 00:06:17,419 - I WILL GET THAT PHONE FOR YOU, HUMP. 162 00:06:17,486 --> 00:06:20,089 - I AM GOING TO BE THE RICHEST SUPERHERO 163 00:06:20,156 --> 00:06:22,191 NEVER TO LEAVE HIS OWN KITCHEN. 164 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:24,627 NOW, GET TO WORK. 165 00:06:30,466 --> 00:06:33,936 - HUH! HELLO. YOU'VE REACHED THE HUMP. STATE YOUR EMERGENCY. 166 00:06:34,003 --> 00:06:37,373 - YEAH, MY DAUGHTER'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY. 167 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,808 ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR RIDES? 168 00:06:38,874 --> 00:06:42,011 - MADAM, MY POWERS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. 169 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:44,547 UNLESS THEY'RE RICH. ARE THEY RICH? 170 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,749 WELL, NO, BUT-- 171 00:06:46,816 --> 00:06:48,350 CALL BACK WHEN THEY'RE RICH. 172 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,085 AH, MY FAITHFUL BUTLER HAS RETURNED. 173 00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:53,956 TELL ME, GALVESTON, HAVE YOU FOUND ME A WORTHY SUPERPARTNER? 174 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:56,492 HERE'S THE DEAL, HUMP. 175 00:06:56,559 --> 00:06:58,928 - IN BUTLER SPEAK, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 176 00:06:58,994 --> 00:07:00,596 - OH, RIGHT. AHEM. 177 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:01,664 THE FACT IS, I SPOKE TO 178 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:05,801 EVERYONE FROM HAMMERHEAD MAN TO OTTO VON SMASHENFACEN 179 00:07:05,868 --> 00:07:07,636 TO SNACKSY THE KID. 180 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:08,304 - AND? 181 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:11,340 - WELL, THEY LAUGHED. A LOT. 182 00:07:11,407 --> 00:07:14,109 - A SUPER LOT. AAH! 183 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,912 - HUH! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 184 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,048 NOT ONE SUPERGUY WANTED TO JOIN THE HUMP 185 00:07:19,114 --> 00:07:22,117 IN HIS FINANCIALLY REWARDING BATTLE AGAINST BADNESS AND WHATNOT? 186 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:27,022 - BUT I DID FIND ONE GENTLEMAN WHO WAS INTERESTED IN JOINING FORCES WITH YOU. 187 00:07:27,089 --> 00:07:29,558 - AH. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. BRING HIM ON. 188 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:33,329 - OK. COME ON IN, SIR. 189 00:07:33,395 --> 00:07:35,664 - I'M COMING. 190 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:40,936 EVIL IS ON THE WAY. 191 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:44,106 - HE'S NOT EXACTLY A GOOD GUY. - YEAH, SO? 192 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:49,311 - WAIT FOR IT. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE EVIL. 193 00:07:57,419 --> 00:08:01,957 AHA! EVIL HAS ARRIVED IN THIS KITCHEN. 194 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:04,860 BEHOLD THE SLUG. 195 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:09,331 - RIGHT ON, MAN. - OH, NO. 196 00:08:09,398 --> 00:08:11,300 I'VE FORGOTTEN MY POWER ORB. 197 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,035 I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY GROTTO. 198 00:08:13,102 --> 00:08:14,236 - NO, NO. THAT'S OK. WE GET THE IDEA. 199 00:08:14,303 --> 00:08:17,439 - BUT I REALLY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I REALLY DO. 200 00:08:17,506 --> 00:08:19,742 - SURE YOU DO. NOW, MY MANSERVANT GALVESTON 201 00:08:19,808 --> 00:08:22,144 TELLS ME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN MY UNIQUE POWERS. 202 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:25,915 - OH, YES. YOU SEE, SLUGS NEED WATER, 203 00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:27,549 WHICH YOU HAVE IN ABUNDANCE, YES? 204 00:08:27,616 --> 00:08:33,255 AND YOUR NIGHT VISION WILL GUIDE MY NOCTURNAL MAYHEM. 205 00:08:33,322 --> 00:08:34,390 MAYHEM! 206 00:08:34,456 --> 00:08:36,926 I LOVE IT. 207 00:08:36,992 --> 00:08:37,893 - HUH! - I LOVE IT. 208 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,896 - EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF MAYHEM DO YOU PERFORM? 209 00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:42,531 - IN THE DARK OF NIGHT, 210 00:08:42,598 --> 00:08:45,267 I CREEP INTO MY VICTIMS' GARDENS 211 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:50,572 AND FEED ON THE TENDER LEAVES OF THEIR BELOVED PLANTS. 212 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:54,209 NO LEAF IS SAFE FROM MY WRATH! 213 00:08:56,545 --> 00:08:58,681 - HUH! YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE. 214 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:02,851 - ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. I'M GOING. 215 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,587 - BRAK, THIS LOSER'S THE ONLY DUDE YOU COULD FIND 216 00:09:05,654 --> 00:09:07,556 WHO WAS INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH ME? 217 00:09:07,623 --> 00:09:10,326 - 'FRAID SO. I DID MY BEST, HUMPTY. 218 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:12,962 - I'M LEAVING A TRAIL ON THIS FLOOR. 219 00:09:13,028 --> 00:09:16,465 GOOD LUCK CLEANING IT UP. 220 00:09:16,532 --> 00:09:18,067 AAH! - AHH. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 221 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,303 - I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE SEEKING A CRIME-FIGHTING PARTNER. 222 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,938 I'D LIKE TO OFFER MY SERVICES. 223 00:09:23,005 --> 00:09:24,740 - REALLY? - OF COURSE NOT, YOU IDIOT. 224 00:09:24,807 --> 00:09:27,309 I'M HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU. LOOK AT THAT HUMP. 225 00:09:29,211 --> 00:09:31,146 HUH! 226 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,853 THEY SAID YOU ROAR LIKE A CAMEL, 227 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,489 BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM. I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM. 228 00:09:40,556 --> 00:09:42,992 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 229 00:09:44,994 --> 00:09:46,962 - HOW ABOUT THIS FOR YOU? YOU LIKE THAT? 230 00:09:47,029 --> 00:09:49,231 BRING THAT HOME TO YOUR MOTHER FOR SUNDAY DINNER! 231 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,866 DAD, THE HUMP PHONE'S RINGING. 232 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:52,601 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE BIRTHDAY LADY. 233 00:09:52,668 --> 00:09:55,804 TELL HER THE LITTLE JERKS CAN RIDE THE HUMP FOR 40 BUCKS, 234 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:57,506 BUT THE PARTY COMES TO ME. 235 00:09:57,573 --> 00:10:00,909 - AHEM. GALVESTON HERE. TO WHOM IS THIS? 236 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:01,810 - THIS IS THE COMMISSIONER. 237 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:03,679 WE NEED THE CAMEL MAN DESPERATELY. 238 00:10:03,746 --> 00:10:05,280 THERE'S A PACK OF THIRSTY OLD PEOPLE, 239 00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:07,716 TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN IN A CEILING OF A DARK CAVE. 240 00:10:07,783 --> 00:10:09,618 THE CAMEL MAN IS THEIR ONLY HOPE. 241 00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:10,652 - CAN YOU BRING THEM HERE? 242 00:10:10,719 --> 00:10:11,820 - OF COURSE NOT. THEY'RE TRAPPED. 243 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:13,689 - THEN BUZZ OFF. - AND THEY'RE RICH. 244 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:15,524 I'M ON IT. 245 00:10:15,591 --> 00:10:17,493 THE HUMP. HE RIDES! 246 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:21,163 HUH! HUH! HUH! 247 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,531 AAH! 248 00:10:22,598 --> 00:10:25,868 HUH! AAH! 249 00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:27,036 YAA! 250 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,574 - AND SO I REFRESHED THE OLD GEEZERS 251 00:10:32,641 --> 00:10:34,076 WITH MY SWEET HUMP NECTAR 252 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,011 AND LED THEM OUT OF THE DARKNESS. 253 00:10:36,078 --> 00:10:37,780 THEY PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT, TOO. 254 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,416 - WOW! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! 255 00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:41,884 - YEAH, AND THOSE OLD GEEZERS 256 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,852 TOLD ME THERE WERE OTHER THIRSTY GEEZERS 257 00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:46,055 TRAPPED IN THE DARK ALL OVER THE PLACE. 258 00:10:46,121 --> 00:10:47,456 WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH. 259 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:49,591 - YOU THE FELLA WHAT'S SAVING MY OLD PEOPLE? 260 00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:51,326 - WHY, YES, MY TOOTHY YOUNG ADMIRER. 261 00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:53,862 WOULD YOU LIKE MY AUTOGRAPH? WHAT'S THE NAME? 262 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:54,997 - BITIN' LARRY. 263 00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:56,598 - THAT'S AN INTERESTING NAME. 264 00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:59,001 WHY DO THEY CALL YOU--OW! 265 00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,369 MY HUMP! 266 00:11:00,436 --> 00:11:04,473 - LOOKY HERE, MA. MERLE HAGGARD'S FIXIN' TO PLAY AT THE CIVIC CENTER. 267 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,676 YOU GO AND GET US SOME TICKETS. GO ON, NOW. 268 00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:12,247 - I'M GOING TO BITE YOU BACK SOMEDAY, LARRY. 269 00:11:12,314 --> 00:11:14,550 - LARRY? YOU CALL ME "HUMP" 270 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:17,886 WHEN YOU TALK AT ME, BOY. 271 00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:27,162 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 272 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,133 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 273 00:11:32,305 --> 00:12:32,552