"The Brak Show" Splat

1 00:00:06,482 --> 00:00:10,820 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 3 00:00:22,632 --> 00:00:26,202 - MOTHER, SINCE WHEN DID YOU LIKE GORY MOVIES LIKE THAT? 4 00:00:26,269 --> 00:00:28,237 I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BLOOD. 5 00:00:28,304 --> 00:00:29,839 - YOU JUST DIDN'T GET IT. - GET WHAT? 6 00:00:29,906 --> 00:00:31,641 - THAT MAN WAS AN UNLICENSED PHYSICIAN. 7 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:34,243 HE HAD NO RIGHT TO MUTILATE THAT SCOUT TROOP LIKE THAT. 8 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:38,781 THEY JUST WANTED TO HIDE IN THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES AND DRINK COUGH SYRUP. 9 00:00:38,848 --> 00:00:41,117 WAS THAT ANY REASON TO BLEED THEM DRY? 10 00:00:41,184 --> 00:00:42,285 - THAT'S WHAT MADE IT FUNNY. 11 00:00:42,351 --> 00:00:44,720 - AND DID YOU HAVE TO LAUGH SO LOUD DURING THE BLEEDINGS? 12 00:00:44,787 --> 00:00:47,757 EVEN THE WOMAN WITH THE CRYING BABY ASKED YOU TO KEEP QUIET. 13 00:00:47,824 --> 00:00:50,193 - I SWEAR, I WANTED TO RIP THAT BRAT OUT OF HER ARMS 14 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,694 AND BEAT HER WITH IT. 15 00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,830 - WHAT'S COME OVER YOU LATELY, MOTHER? 16 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:55,665 YOU'RE ACTING VERY PECULIAR. 17 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:58,134 - WATCH OUT! - HUH? WHAT? ¡AY! 18 00:00:58,201 --> 00:00:59,836 - UHH...UH! 19 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:01,838 - THAT NEVER HAPPENED. - SURE, IT DID. 20 00:01:01,904 --> 00:01:02,972 - LET'S GO SEE WHAT WE HIT. 21 00:01:03,039 --> 00:01:04,707 - IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A SKUNK. 22 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,108 - IT DIDN'T CRUNCH LIKE A SKUNK. 23 00:01:06,175 --> 00:01:09,345 HEY, MAYBE IT'S STILL ALIVE AND WE'LL GET TO SNAP ITS NECK. 24 00:01:09,412 --> 00:01:12,215 - BUT, MOTHER-- - COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. 25 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:16,052 - ¡AY, MADRE DE DIOS! IT'S ZORAK! 26 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:16,886 - IT WAS ZORAK. 27 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:18,788 HEH HEH. HE'S DEAD, ALL RIGHT. 28 00:01:18,855 --> 00:01:21,224 - I HATED ZORAK ALL MY LIFE, 29 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,627 BUT NOW THAT HE'S DEAD, I HATE HIM EVEN MORE 30 00:01:24,694 --> 00:01:26,462 BECAUSE AS AN UNREGISTERED ALIEN 31 00:01:26,529 --> 00:01:28,164 WITHOUT PROPER DRIVING CREDENTIALS, 32 00:01:28,231 --> 00:01:31,534 I'LL GO TO JAIL FOR KILLING THIS PIECE OF CRAP. 33 00:01:31,601 --> 00:01:33,069 - NOBODY IS GOING TO JAIL. 34 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,570 WE JUST NEED TO MOP UP A BIT. 35 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:36,606 YOU CUT HIS HANDS OFF. I'LL DO THE HEAD. 36 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:38,508 NO PRINTS, NO DENTAL, NO PROBLEM. 37 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:40,910 - BUT THESE ARE MY DATING CLOTHES, BABY. 38 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:44,180 I DON'T WANT TO GET ZORAK ALL OVER MY NEW CHINOS. 39 00:01:44,247 --> 00:01:45,114 COME ON. 40 00:01:45,181 --> 00:01:47,416 - ALL RIGHT. I'LL HANDLE IT. GET IN THE CAR. 41 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,685 - SO WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BODY? 42 00:01:49,752 --> 00:01:51,654 - WHAT BODY? MY BODY? 43 00:01:51,721 --> 00:01:53,589 IT'S IN THE TRUNK, CHAP. 44 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:54,690 HA HA HA HA! 45 00:01:54,757 --> 00:01:57,894 CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT, DAD? 46 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,095 - UH, HA HA HA. 47 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,898 YEAH. THAT'S FUNNY, DARLING. 48 00:02:01,964 --> 00:02:02,865 HEH. 49 00:02:02,932 --> 00:02:03,933 - I LOVE YOU. 50 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,003 - YES, AND I LOVE YOU, TOO, BLEEDING HEAD OF ZORAK. 51 00:02:07,069 --> 00:02:08,471 - THEN KISS ME. 52 00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:10,673 - OH, DO I HAVE TO? 53 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:11,674 - KISS MY BLEEDING BEAK! 54 00:02:11,741 --> 00:02:14,010 - ♪ I'M IN A HAPPY PLACE - KISS IT! KISS IT! 55 00:02:14,076 --> 00:02:17,547 - ♪ I'M IN A HAPPY PLACE 56 00:02:17,947 --> 00:02:20,950 MMM. OH. MMM. 57 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:22,919 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ADMIT, MOTHER, 58 00:02:22,985 --> 00:02:26,622 I WASN'T ON BOARD WITH THIS WHOLE MURDER THING AT FIRST, 59 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:29,458 BUT THIS GREEN CHICKEN IS FRIGGING SWEET. 60 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:30,526 - IT'S NOT CHICKEN. 61 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:34,430 - I KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON IT. 62 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,168 MMM. MMM. DAMN! 63 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:41,537 WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT SUCH A TOUGH LITTLE RUNT 64 00:02:41,604 --> 00:02:44,006 WOULD BE SO TENDER AND DELECTABLE? 65 00:02:44,073 --> 00:02:45,341 BRAK IS GONNA LOVE THIS. 66 00:02:45,408 --> 00:02:47,209 - BRAK CAN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. HE'LL RAT US OUT. 67 00:02:47,276 --> 00:02:51,047 - YES. IF ANYBODY COULD FIND A PROBLEM WITH EATING HIS BEST FRIEND, 68 00:02:51,113 --> 00:02:52,481 IT WOULD BE BRAK. 69 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:53,349 HE'S SO ANAL. 70 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:55,051 - ♪ WHO GOT THE BUTT? I GOT THE BUTT ♪ 71 00:02:55,117 --> 00:02:57,053 ♪ BRAK GOT THE BUTT? THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 72 00:02:57,119 --> 00:02:59,655 ♪ LET IT WORK, LITTLE BROTHER, LET IT WORK ♪ 73 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:02,358 ♪ HUH AH, OOH OOH OOH AH 74 00:03:02,425 --> 00:03:03,259 YEAH. 75 00:03:03,326 --> 00:03:05,328 - GOOD MORNING, SON. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 76 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,963 - YES. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? 77 00:03:07,029 --> 00:03:08,998 - OH, I'M ALL RIGHT. 78 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:09,765 SO TELL ME... 79 00:03:09,832 --> 00:03:10,833 ♪ WHO GOT THE BUTT? 80 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,301 - ♪ BRAK GOT THE BUTT - ♪ BRAK GOT THE BUTT 81 00:03:12,368 --> 00:03:13,235 - ♪ SAY IT AGAIN, Y'ALL 82 00:03:13,302 --> 00:03:15,605 - MM, I DON'T THINK SO. - OK. THAT'S COOL. 83 00:03:15,671 --> 00:03:17,139 HEY, DID ZORAK COME BY YET? 84 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:19,609 HE'S GONNA LEND ME SOME OF HIS MAGAZINES, 85 00:03:19,675 --> 00:03:20,910 MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME. 86 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:23,479 - WELL, WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, HAVE WE, FATHER? 87 00:03:23,546 --> 00:03:26,082 - MMM! MM MM MM. - HAVE WE, FATHER? 88 00:03:26,148 --> 00:03:26,916 - UH-UH. 89 00:03:26,983 --> 00:03:28,951 - NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. 90 00:03:29,885 --> 00:03:32,488 - WOW. THIS SMELLS FAMILIAR. WHAT IS IT? 91 00:03:32,555 --> 00:03:33,556 - MM. 92 00:03:33,623 --> 00:03:34,957 TAKE A BITE. IT'S GOOD STUFF. 93 00:03:35,024 --> 00:03:36,092 - ARMPH. MM MM. 94 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:38,027 OH, SWEET LORD, THIS IS AWESOME! 95 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:39,762 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK A BONE, HONEY? 96 00:03:39,829 --> 00:03:42,932 - WOULD I! - I SAVED YOU A BIG, JUICY ONE. 97 00:03:42,999 --> 00:03:46,135 - THERE YOU GO. THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 98 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:48,037 - ARMPH. MMPH. ALL GONE. 99 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,072 - THERE. NOW HE'S AN ACCOMPLICE. 100 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:51,240 - I AM? OH, BOY. 101 00:03:51,307 --> 00:03:52,675 I'M GONNA GO FIND ZORAK AND TELL HIM. 102 00:03:52,742 --> 00:03:55,244 HERE. YOU CAN WEAR THESE NEW SHOES I BOUGHT FOR YOU. 103 00:03:55,311 --> 00:03:57,380 - THEY'RE FROM THE LAND OF FRANCE, SON, 104 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:58,414 WHERE THEY EAT HORSES. 105 00:03:58,481 --> 00:04:03,653 THANKS FOR THE NEW KICKS, MOM. TO THE OUTSIDE! 106 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,222 ♪ UH UH, UH UH UH 107 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,557 ♪ WHO GOT THE SHOES? BRAK GOT THE SHOES ♪ 108 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,493 ♪ WATCH 'EM WORK, LITTLE BROTHER ♪ 109 00:04:10,559 --> 00:04:12,561 ♪ PRRUMP TUM PA TUM 110 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,497 ♪ A-DUM PA DUM PA DUM TUM 111 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:16,599 ♪ TA DA DA DUM, TA DA DA DUM ♪ 112 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,434 ♪ TUM DA DA DA DUM 113 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:19,368 YEAH! 114 00:04:19,435 --> 00:04:21,604 - OH, HEY, WONDERCHEESE. HAVE YOU SEEN ZORAK? 115 00:04:21,671 --> 00:04:24,006 - NO. WHY ARE YOU WEARING BONES ON YOUR FEET? 116 00:04:24,073 --> 00:04:28,244 - BONES? IS THAT HOW YOU REFER TO FINE FRENCH FOOTLERY? 117 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,781 IF SO, THEN I SCOFF AT YOUR LOCATION. 118 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:34,417 A-HA! A-HA HA HA! 119 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,351 A-HA! 120 00:04:35,418 --> 00:04:37,820 - I'VE NEVER WORN SHOES. HOW DO THEY FEEL? 121 00:04:37,887 --> 00:04:40,723 - LIKE I'M 62 INCHES OF BONE-STOMPING MACHISMO, 122 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:45,294 AND, BROTHER, THAT'S A FEELING THAT SMELLS LIKE SUCCESS. 123 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:47,196 - I MUST HAVE SHOES! 124 00:04:47,263 --> 00:04:48,431 TO FRANCE! 125 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:50,766 - HAVE A GOOD TIME, BUDDY. 126 00:04:53,369 --> 00:04:54,837 - FRANCE RULES! 127 00:04:54,904 --> 00:04:57,173 - MORE ZORAK, PLEASE. 128 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:58,040 ANOTHER EYEBALL? 129 00:04:58,107 --> 00:04:59,341 HOW MANY DID THIS JOKER HAVE? 130 00:04:59,408 --> 00:05:02,545 I FEEL LIKE I ATE 10 ALREADY. 131 00:05:02,778 --> 00:05:04,914 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, DEAD EYE? 132 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,015 MMM. 133 00:05:09,485 --> 00:05:10,820 - HELLO? 134 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:12,722 YES. THIS IS MOM. 135 00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:13,889 POLICE? 136 00:05:13,956 --> 00:05:15,691 QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT? 137 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:17,593 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT CAN BE. 138 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:19,395 HE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE. 139 00:05:19,462 --> 00:05:21,097 NO. I'M NOT LYING. 140 00:05:21,163 --> 00:05:23,532 FINE. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF. 141 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:24,400 DONKEY'S ASS. 142 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:25,201 - WHAT'S WRONG, MOTHER? 143 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,402 - THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY OVER, 144 00:05:26,469 --> 00:05:28,137 AND THEY EXPECT TO SEE ZORAK. 145 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:30,072 - BUT ZORAK IS DEAD. 146 00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:33,275 HOLY CRAP, MOTHER. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 147 00:05:33,342 --> 00:05:34,844 EVEN I BELIEVE I'M ZORAK. 148 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:38,247 HEY, TOOTS, YOU EVER KNOCK BOOTS WITH THE BIG, GREEN BUG MAN? 149 00:05:38,314 --> 00:05:40,015 BECAUSE I GOT THE BOOTS. 150 00:05:40,082 --> 00:05:41,717 - GOOD DAY, MA'AM. - YOU SEE, CONSTABLE? 151 00:05:41,784 --> 00:05:43,285 - THERE'S ZORAK RIGHT OVER THERE. 152 00:05:43,352 --> 00:05:46,789 - HELLO, EVERYBODY. I HATE YOU. HEH HEH HEH. 153 00:05:46,856 --> 00:05:48,290 - GIVE IT UP, SIR. YOU'RE NOT ZORAK. 154 00:05:48,357 --> 00:05:50,526 YOU'RE JUST A SPRAY-PAINTED DWARF IN HOT PANTS. 155 00:05:50,593 --> 00:05:52,762 - ZORAK, HE LIVES. HA HA HA! - OK, MA'AM. 156 00:05:52,828 --> 00:05:54,196 - I THINK I BETTER HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR CAR. 157 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:57,466 IT MATCHES THE DESCRIPTION A WITNESS GAVE US. 158 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:58,234 - WITNESS? 159 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,969 - FAT KID, PURPLE, KIND OF A SISSY. 160 00:06:00,035 --> 00:06:01,670 - CLARENCE? - THAT'S THE GUY. 161 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:02,705 - NOW LET'S SEE THAT CAR. 162 00:06:02,772 --> 00:06:04,740 - I'M AFRAID YOU'LL NEED A WARRANT FOR THAT, PORKY. 163 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:06,242 - THAT HURT. IT REALLY DID. 164 00:06:06,308 --> 00:06:08,677 SO I'LL BE BACK WITH THAT WARRANT. 165 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:10,079 YEAH. 166 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,114 - HE BOUGHT IT, MOTHER. 167 00:06:12,181 --> 00:06:14,450 HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 168 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:15,518 - YOU IDIOT. 169 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,219 WHEN HE GETS BACK WITH THAT WARRANT, WE'RE SCREWED. 170 00:06:17,286 --> 00:06:21,090 DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY TREAT TINY MEN LIKE YOU IN PRISON? 171 00:06:21,157 --> 00:06:22,458 ¡AY AY AY! 172 00:06:22,525 --> 00:06:24,627 ¡AYYYY AYYYY! 173 00:06:24,693 --> 00:06:25,795 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 174 00:06:25,861 --> 00:06:27,096 - WE'RE GOING TO REVIVE ZORAK. 175 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:28,731 I KNOW A BLOKE THAT OWES ME A FAVOR. 176 00:06:28,798 --> 00:06:31,834 NOW GRAB THAT LAST FILLET AND LET'S GO. 177 00:06:33,169 --> 00:06:33,936 - 'SUP, DOGS? 178 00:06:34,003 --> 00:06:37,373 WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK AT P.C. BEACH. 179 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,209 Y'ALL READY TO PARTY? HUH? 180 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,510 - WE'RE NOT HERE TO PARTY. 181 00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:45,181 - WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE MARLON LOVES A FEISTY CHICKIE BABY 182 00:06:45,247 --> 00:06:49,118 WHO KNOWS HOW TO LAY IT DOWN DAYTONA STYLE. 183 00:06:49,185 --> 00:06:50,920 WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! 184 00:06:50,986 --> 00:06:52,087 A-WHOOOO! 185 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:53,222 - I'M DOWN WITH THAT, DUDE. 186 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:56,058 - WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS DRINKING? BUTTERY NIPPLE? HURRICANE? 187 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,993 HOW ABOUT SEX ON THE BEACH? 188 00:06:58,060 --> 00:07:00,863 SEX ON THE BEACH. YEAH. YEAH! 189 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,132 - DO IT. OOH. - WE DON'T WANT SEX ON THE BEACH. 190 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:04,834 - WE WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS HUNK OF MEAT 191 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,168 AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE. 192 00:07:06,235 --> 00:07:07,670 CAN YOU DO IT? 193 00:07:07,736 --> 00:07:10,973 - I'VE GOT A HUNK OF MEAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BRING BACK TO LIFE FOR YEARS. 194 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,675 IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE, MAN. 195 00:07:14,577 --> 00:07:16,178 BUT THIS ONE IS A LITTLE FRESHER, 196 00:07:16,245 --> 00:07:17,980 SO HELL YEAH, I CAN DO IT. 197 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:19,448 MOOSWA! 198 00:07:19,515 --> 00:07:23,118 - AAH. GOO GOO GOO GOO. 199 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:24,119 - YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 200 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:25,588 - THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN'T... 201 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,256 BECAUSE IT'S SPRING BREAK! 202 00:07:27,323 --> 00:07:29,058 PUT A ROLL IN YOUR FREAKY SOUL. 203 00:07:29,124 --> 00:07:31,260 ♪ A-BOP BOP BA DEE AH DA BOP 204 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:32,461 ♪ BOOM 205 00:07:32,528 --> 00:07:36,866 - GET IT RIGHT, OR I'LL GRIND YOUR OYSTERS INTO PIXIE DUST. 206 00:07:36,932 --> 00:07:40,069 - DUDE, YOUR OLD LADY IS KIND OF A BUZZKILL. 207 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:43,105 - ARE YOU HAPPY, MOTHER? YOU'VE KILLED THE MAN'S BUZZ. 208 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,773 - SHUT UP. WE'RE LEAVING. 209 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,808 GET TO WORK, INFIDEL. 210 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,811 - DON'T WORRY. I'LL DROP HIM BY LATER GOOD AS NEW. 211 00:07:48,878 --> 00:07:51,881 - DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME. 212 00:07:51,947 --> 00:07:54,383 - OH, YES, MA'AM. I'LL GET RIGHT TO WORK, 213 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:57,086 FRICKING SLAVE-DRIVING HAG WAGON, 214 00:07:57,152 --> 00:07:59,555 BUT FIRST, I NEED A FEW SKINNY MINUTES 215 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:03,926 IN YE OLDE SENSATION CHAMBER. 216 00:08:04,393 --> 00:08:05,561 PARTY TIME! A-WHOOOO! 217 00:08:05,628 --> 00:08:10,099 SWEET JAMAICAN VAPORS, SET ME FREE. 218 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:12,801 - ZORAK! ZORAK! 219 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,504 HERE, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY! 220 00:08:15,571 --> 00:08:17,039 - I'M WARM AND SAFE, SAFE AND WARM. 221 00:08:17,106 --> 00:08:18,374 DON'T HIT ME. NO CARS! 222 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,775 NO CARS, NO CARS, NO CARS. 223 00:08:19,842 --> 00:08:21,343 - CLARENCE? - OH, HELLO, BRAK. 224 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:23,779 - I'M DRESSING UP LIKE MOMMY TODAY. 225 00:08:23,846 --> 00:08:25,447 EHH, GOO GOO. 226 00:08:25,514 --> 00:08:26,882 - YOU OK, CLARENCE? 227 00:08:26,949 --> 00:08:27,816 - NO, NOT REALLY. 228 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:29,785 I SAW SOMETHING VERY DISTURBING LAST NIGHT, 229 00:08:29,852 --> 00:08:34,123 SO I DECIDED TO SEEK COMFORT IN MOMMY'S SUNDRESS AND BONNET. 230 00:08:34,189 --> 00:08:35,824 I FEEL SO GOOD NOW, SO SAFE. 231 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,960 - OH, THAT'S NICE. HAVE YOU SEEN ZORAK? 232 00:08:38,027 --> 00:08:39,094 - ZORAK? AAAAAH! 233 00:08:39,161 --> 00:08:42,398 - BECAUSE I WAS GONNA SHOW HIM MY NEW SHOES! 234 00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:43,432 - AAAAAAH! 235 00:08:43,499 --> 00:08:46,502 - CLARENCE, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 236 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,671 - YEAH. IT ALL STARTED LAST NIGHT. 237 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,206 YOU SEE, WE WERE OUT GRABBING A CLUB SALAD. 238 00:08:51,273 --> 00:08:52,708 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SALAD CITY? 239 00:08:52,775 --> 00:08:56,979 - MOM, CLARENCE JUST TOLD ME THAT YOU AND DAD KILLED-- 240 00:08:57,046 --> 00:08:58,847 ZORAK! YOU'RE ALIVE! 241 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:03,652 - I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE IF THAT'S REALLY WHO YOU THINK IT IS. 242 00:09:03,719 --> 00:09:07,022 - HELLO, CLARENCE. HOW'S OUR LITTLE WITNESS TODAY? 243 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,224 - UH, HA HA HA. FINE. 244 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,859 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME? 245 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:11,860 - OH, NOTHING, DEAR. 246 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,896 I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU THE BASEMENT, 247 00:09:13,963 --> 00:09:16,598 WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE SPECIAL CANDY. 248 00:09:16,665 --> 00:09:18,400 - HMM. I SENSE DANGER... 249 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:21,303 BUT I'M AWFULLY TEMPTED BY THE SPECIAL CANDY. 250 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,838 HMM. I SENSE DANGER, 251 00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:25,741 BUT I'M AWFULLY TEMPTED BY THE SPECIAL CANDY. 252 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:28,811 - THEN LET'S GO VISIT THE SPECIAL CANDY. 253 00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,079 IT'S CALLING YOU. 254 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:32,014 ♪ CLARENCE, CLARENCE 255 00:09:32,081 --> 00:09:34,950 - IT IS CALLING ME. LEAD THE WAY. 256 00:09:35,017 --> 00:09:37,019 - ♪ LA LA LA - ♪ LA LA LA LA 257 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:39,788 - ♪ LA LA-- HEY, THAT'S NOT CANDY. 258 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:41,757 AAAH! AAH! 259 00:09:41,824 --> 00:09:42,825 GOSH, THAT HURTS. 260 00:09:45,027 --> 00:09:47,129 EEEH! AAAAAAH! 261 00:09:47,997 --> 00:09:49,298 DON'T CUT ME. I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 262 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:51,700 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW SHOES? 263 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,068 I THINK THEY LOOK LIKE CRAP, 264 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,637 JUST LIKE YOU, YOU BIG JACKASS. HA HA HA! 265 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,373 - WHERE'S THAT CANDY YOU PROMISED? 266 00:09:57,439 --> 00:09:58,574 AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DO-- 267 00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,312 - ANYONE FOR SAUSAGES? 268 00:10:03,379 --> 00:10:04,146 THEY'RE FRESH. 269 00:10:05,781 --> 00:10:07,182 - ♪ I'M BACK 270 00:10:07,249 --> 00:10:09,218 - WOW! I GOT TWO MOMS NOW, 271 00:10:09,284 --> 00:10:11,320 ONE FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. 272 00:10:11,387 --> 00:10:12,588 - OH, NO, HONEY. 273 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:16,325 BRENDA HERE IS JUST A LOOK-ALIKE I HIRED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU BOYS 274 00:10:16,392 --> 00:10:18,660 WHILE I WAS ON HOLIDAY AT THE BEACH. 275 00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:19,762 HOW DID IT GO, BRENDA? 276 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,864 NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY, MISSIS. 277 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:22,998 PRETTY BORING, REALLY. 278 00:10:23,065 --> 00:10:25,534 - SHOULD I EVEN ASK WHY CLARENCE'S HEAD IS ON A PLATTER 279 00:10:25,601 --> 00:10:27,536 AND MY HUSBAND IS PAINTED GREEN? 280 00:10:27,603 --> 00:10:29,838 - HUSBAND? HUH? 281 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,007 - KICK OUT THE JAMS, BEAVER SQUEEZERS, 282 00:10:32,074 --> 00:10:36,979 AND SAY HELLO TO THE NEW MISS P.C. BEACH. 283 00:10:37,046 --> 00:10:38,414 - HA HA HA! 284 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,348 - DAMN! 285 00:10:39,415 --> 00:10:41,583 - DAMN! - DAMN! 286 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:44,753 - DAMN! - DAMN! 287 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:46,455 - DAMN! 288 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,524 - HUH! WHO GOT THE BUTT? 289 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:54,129 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 290 00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:59,968 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 291 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:11,814 - WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF! A-WHOOOO! 292 00:11:12,305 --> 00:12:12,740 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org