"The Brak Show" Braklet, Prince of Spaceland

1 00:00:02,111 --> 00:00:05,548 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 3 00:00:22,165 --> 00:00:23,065 - LOOK AT THIS, HONEY. 4 00:00:23,132 --> 00:00:26,369 MANGOES ARE ON SALE AT THE LOCAL MARKET. 5 00:00:26,436 --> 00:00:27,403 HO HO! 6 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:29,906 THAT'S THE KIND OF DUMB CRAP HE USED TO SAY, RIGHT? 7 00:00:29,972 --> 00:00:31,641 - IF YOU SAY SO, MASTER. 8 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:34,143 - HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 9 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:35,545 OH, RIGHT. 10 00:00:35,611 --> 00:00:37,380 MY DAD IS DEAD. 11 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:38,948 DEAD. 12 00:00:39,015 --> 00:00:41,217 GONE FROM THE PLANET. 13 00:00:41,284 --> 00:00:42,852 - YOUR FATHER'S NOT DEAD, DEAR, 14 00:00:42,919 --> 00:00:45,354 HE JUST MENTIONED THAT MANGOES WERE ON SALE. 15 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:47,723 - NOT DEAD? THAT'S FABULOUS NEWS. 16 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:49,459 ZORAK, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 17 00:00:49,525 --> 00:00:50,526 DAD'S ALIVE! 18 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,061 IT'S ELECTRIFYING! 19 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:53,796 - NO. HE'S DEAD. 20 00:00:53,863 --> 00:00:54,897 - BUT MOM JUST SAID-- 21 00:00:54,964 --> 00:00:56,399 - SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME. 22 00:00:56,466 --> 00:00:58,401 I'M YOUR DADDY NOW, PUD-KNOCKER. 23 00:00:58,468 --> 00:00:59,702 - HEY, DID YOU JUST CRACK ON ME? 24 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,104 MOM, ARE YOU GONNA LET THIS DUDE CRACK ON ME LIKE THAT? 25 00:01:02,171 --> 00:01:06,008 - NOW, HE ONLY CALLED YOU A PUD-KNOCKER BECAUSE HE CARES FOR YOU. 26 00:01:06,075 --> 00:01:09,278 ZORAK IS A KIND AND LOVING FATHER-- 27 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,546 MASTER-FATHER. 28 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:12,014 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BABY. 29 00:01:12,081 --> 00:01:12,815 I'M KINKY! 30 00:01:12,882 --> 00:01:14,016 - HE REALLY IS, BRAK. 31 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:16,519 - ZORAK, I'M REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE RELATIONSHIP 32 00:01:16,586 --> 00:01:18,321 THAT YOU HAVE FORGED WITH MY MOTHER. 33 00:01:18,387 --> 00:01:19,822 - YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 34 00:01:19,889 --> 00:01:22,592 - GO TO MY ROOM AND PRAY MY HEAD OFF! 35 00:01:22,658 --> 00:01:26,929 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I WILL BE RETIRING UPSTAIRS. 36 00:01:26,996 --> 00:01:28,764 DEAR HOLY RULER OF SPACE, 37 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:32,101 PERCHED IN YOUR ROCKET SHIP HIGH ABOVE THE UNIVERSE, 38 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:34,937 PLEASE RETURN MY REAL DAD TO ME 39 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:36,873 AND BANISH ZORAK TO HELL. 40 00:01:36,939 --> 00:01:38,207 THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID HELL. 41 00:01:38,274 --> 00:01:40,209 AND BURN HIM! BURN HIM GOOD FOR ME! 42 00:01:40,276 --> 00:01:42,378 THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT. 43 00:01:47,383 --> 00:01:52,655 - BRAK! OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK UPON ME. 44 00:01:53,122 --> 00:01:55,558 - DAD? IS THAT YOU? 45 00:01:56,559 --> 00:01:57,460 YOU'RE NAKED. 46 00:01:57,527 --> 00:01:58,628 - WHAT'S WRONG? 47 00:01:58,694 --> 00:02:00,463 AREN'T YOU GLAD TO SEE ME? 48 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:01,297 - YOU'RE NAKED. 49 00:02:01,364 --> 00:02:03,099 - OPEN YOUR EYES. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 50 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,100 - NAKED! 51 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,002 - BRAK, THINGS ARE MUCH FREER IN THE AFTERWORLD. 52 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:08,337 WE SWIM, WE PLAY GAMES. 53 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:09,405 NO ONE CARES. 54 00:02:09,472 --> 00:02:10,706 IT'S ALL GOOD, BABY. 55 00:02:10,773 --> 00:02:12,208 - IT'S NOT GOOD, DAD. 56 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:14,210 IT'S NOT GOOD AT ALL. 57 00:02:14,277 --> 00:02:16,679 - ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. 58 00:02:18,714 --> 00:02:19,348 IS THIS BETTER? 59 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:20,750 'CAUSE IT'S ALL I'M GONNA DO. 60 00:02:20,816 --> 00:02:21,817 - HEY, DAD? - WHAT IS IT? 61 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:24,954 - WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO THE BAD GIRLS? 62 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:25,888 - NEVER MIND THAT. 63 00:02:25,955 --> 00:02:27,323 I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU. 64 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,992 - IS IT THAT YOU CAN BRING MY TOYS TO LIFE? 65 00:02:30,059 --> 00:02:30,893 - NO. 66 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:31,928 - CAN YOU GET ME A DATE WITH FRANKENSTEIN? 67 00:02:31,994 --> 00:02:32,862 - NO! LISTEN TO ME. 68 00:02:32,929 --> 00:02:33,763 I WASN'T PECKED TO DEATH 69 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:36,332 BY A GIANT CROW LIKE THEY TOLD YOU. 70 00:02:36,399 --> 00:02:38,234 I WAS MURDERED! 71 00:02:38,301 --> 00:02:39,669 BY ZORAK... 72 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:40,570 JONES. 73 00:02:40,636 --> 00:02:41,337 - MURDERED? 74 00:02:41,404 --> 00:02:42,505 - YES, AND IT GETS WORSE. 75 00:02:42,572 --> 00:02:44,173 YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER, RIGHT? 76 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,976 ZORAK JONES HAS HYPNOTIZED HER. 77 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,211 SHE THINKS THEY'RE MARRIED. 78 00:02:49,278 --> 00:02:50,146 - HE'S KINKY! 79 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,848 - I KNOW HE IS, AND I WANT REVENGEANCE, BOY. 80 00:02:52,915 --> 00:02:56,586 YOU MUST KILL ZORAK JONES. 81 00:02:56,652 --> 00:02:57,286 - KILL HIM? 82 00:02:57,353 --> 00:02:58,554 YOU MEAN "KILL HIM" KILL HIM? 83 00:02:58,621 --> 00:03:01,591 - THAT'S RIGHT, KILL HIM. KILL HIM BAD. 84 00:03:01,657 --> 00:03:05,461 USE AN AX IF POSSIBLE. 85 00:03:05,528 --> 00:03:06,495 - AW, MAN. 86 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,997 I GOTTA KILL HIM? 87 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:09,632 KILL ZORAK? 88 00:03:09,699 --> 00:03:10,499 KILL HIM? 89 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,267 I CAN'T KILL HIM, 90 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:14,270 FOR I AM BRAK, LOVER OF LIFE. 91 00:03:14,337 --> 00:03:16,906 ♪ LIFE 92 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:21,010 ♪ LOVE TO EAT ITS REWARD ♪ 93 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:22,778 BUT I GOTS TO COMMIT MURDER. 94 00:03:22,845 --> 00:03:24,146 THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S NOT ME. 95 00:03:24,213 --> 00:03:25,615 THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S NOT ME. 96 00:03:27,216 --> 00:03:27,883 I DON'T WANNA DO IT! 97 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,852 YOU'LL DO IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT. 98 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:30,753 NO! YES. 99 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:31,854 NO! OH, YEAH. 100 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,489 BUT IT'S SO DARK IN MY HEAD. 101 00:03:33,556 --> 00:03:35,491 DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN. JUST DO IT. 102 00:03:35,558 --> 00:03:37,693 I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND. 103 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,828 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 104 00:03:38,894 --> 00:03:39,929 KILL HIM! KILL HIM! 105 00:03:39,996 --> 00:03:41,764 WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS. 106 00:03:41,831 --> 00:03:42,465 WHO SAID THAT? 107 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:44,133 NEVER MIND HER. I'M THE ONE. 108 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,534 LOOK AT THAT SQUIRREL! 109 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,737 YES, SO HAIRY AND CAREFREE. 110 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:49,271 ♪ OH, FURRY SQUIRREL 111 00:03:49,338 --> 00:03:50,239 ♪ LOOKING FOR NUTS 112 00:03:50,306 --> 00:03:52,308 ♪ MAKE ITSELF A BED OUT OF CIGARETTE BUTTS ♪ 113 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:54,377 ♪ I WISH I WAS A HAIRY SQUIRREL ♪ 114 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:59,148 ♪ KEEPING IT REAL IN THE OUTDOOR WORLD ♪ 115 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:00,249 ♪ YEAH 116 00:04:00,316 --> 00:04:02,251 - KILL HIM, BRAK. KILL HIM BAD. 117 00:04:02,318 --> 00:04:03,319 - AAH! 118 00:04:03,386 --> 00:04:05,321 EVEN THE WOODLAND CREATURES ARE CALLING FOR MURDER. 119 00:04:13,429 --> 00:04:14,463 - WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT? 120 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:17,033 - OH, I'M JUST HANGING OUT, GOING CRAZY! 121 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:18,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 122 00:04:18,067 --> 00:04:21,003 - FLYING AROUND, LOOKING AT GIRLS FROM THE AIR. 123 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:21,837 I'M LONELY! 124 00:04:21,904 --> 00:04:23,305 - LONELY? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S LONELY. 125 00:04:23,372 --> 00:04:24,273 WHEN YOUR DAD'S BEEN MURDERED 126 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,375 AND THE KILLER'S SHACKING UP WITH YOUR MOM. 127 00:04:26,442 --> 00:04:28,377 OH, TO BE, OR DON'T TO BE. 128 00:04:28,444 --> 00:04:31,414 ANSWER ME THAT QUESTION, WONDER MAN. 129 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,248 - WHAT? 130 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,783 - I NEED A WEAPON. CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? 131 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:35,584 - LET ME CHECK. 132 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:36,552 - A BOX. PERFECT. 133 00:04:36,619 --> 00:04:39,055 I'LL SEAL HIM UP AND HE'LL SUFFOCATE. 134 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:39,922 BRILLIANT! 135 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:40,790 - NO, YOU BABOON! 136 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:41,757 THE WEAPON IS IN THE BOX. 137 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:44,260 DO NOT OPEN IT UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO USE IT. 138 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,661 - BUT WHAT IF I'M READY NOW? 139 00:04:45,728 --> 00:04:46,662 - YOU'RE NOT READY NOW. 140 00:04:46,729 --> 00:04:47,663 DON'T MESS WITH ME, BOY. 141 00:04:47,730 --> 00:04:49,665 - DOES THIS, UH, COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS? 142 00:04:49,732 --> 00:04:51,967 "OPEN BOX, USE WEAPON, 143 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:54,637 SLAY ENEMY, BATHE IN HIS BLOOD." 144 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:55,738 GIRLS! 145 00:04:55,805 --> 00:04:59,208 - SO I JUST CRANKED UP THE MUSIC AND WATCHED HIM BURN. 146 00:04:59,275 --> 00:05:00,276 HEH HEH HEH. 147 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,144 - THAT'S FASCINATING, DEAR. 148 00:05:02,211 --> 00:05:02,978 - YEAH, IT WAS. 149 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:05,214 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LISTENER. 150 00:05:05,281 --> 00:05:07,650 MAYBE THAT'S WHY I KILLED YOUR HUSBAND. 151 00:05:07,717 --> 00:05:09,952 - OH, WHA--WHAT? 152 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:10,619 - UH-OH. 153 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,393 - THANK YOU, MASTER-FATHER-HUSBAND. 154 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:18,794 SALISBURY STEAK IT IS. 155 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:19,962 - HARK, EVERYONE. 156 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:20,763 HARK, HARK, HARK. 157 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:23,199 I COME TO YOU WITH DISTURBING NEWS. 158 00:05:23,265 --> 00:05:24,800 - OH, DEAR. WHAT IS IT? 159 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,001 - THIS MORNING IN THE PARK, 160 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:29,939 AS I WAS HIDING FROM THE PARK RANGER AND HIS VICIOUS LIES, 161 00:05:30,005 --> 00:05:32,975 I OVERHEARD THE RANTINGS OF A MADMAN. 162 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,543 PEERING OVER THE SHRUB TOP, 163 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:36,278 I OBSERVED YOUR SON BRAK 164 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:38,981 SCREAMING WITH UNBRIDLED DERANGEMENT. 165 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:42,184 - CLARENCE, HAVE YOU MET MY NEW PIE, NEW PIE? 166 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:45,287 - NO, BUT IT WOULD BE MY UTMOST PLEASURE. 167 00:05:45,354 --> 00:05:47,757 - WAIT A MINUTE. DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME? 168 00:05:47,823 --> 00:05:49,058 - HMM. I DON'T RECALL. 169 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:53,362 BUT HE DID MENTION KILLING, MURDER, AND KLINGONS. 170 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:54,663 - I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS. 171 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,398 - GET BACK OUT THERE AND SEE WHAT HE'S UP TO, 172 00:05:56,465 --> 00:05:58,467 AND DON'T TELL HIM YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME. 173 00:05:58,534 --> 00:05:59,535 - OOH! I HAVE A JOB. 174 00:05:59,602 --> 00:06:00,603 I'M A MADE MAN. 175 00:06:00,669 --> 00:06:02,905 MY LIFE BEGINS TODAY. 176 00:06:02,972 --> 00:06:06,475 - AND THAT'S WHY HANSEL AND GRETEL CAN NEVER BE MARRIED, 177 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:10,179 'CAUSE THEIR DOCTOR SAID THEIR BABIES WOULD BE MONSTERS. 178 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:14,083 - I KNOW IT'S HARD TO ACCEPT MR. BUCK-BEGUCK, 179 00:06:14,150 --> 00:06:15,050 BUT IT'S FACT. 180 00:06:15,117 --> 00:06:18,254 SADNESS IS EVERYWHERE, MY FRIEND. 181 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,355 - AHOY THERE, STRANGER. 182 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:20,890 HAVE YOU NOTICED WHAT I'M WEARING? 183 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:24,026 IT'S A BLUE SAILOR SUIT WITH WHITE PIPING. 184 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:24,994 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 185 00:06:25,060 --> 00:06:27,463 - I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW, CLARENCE. 186 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:29,265 SADNESS IS EVERYWHERE. 187 00:06:29,331 --> 00:06:33,035 - OK, WELL, HERE'S A QUESTION: 188 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:34,904 ARE YOU GONNA KILL ANYBODY? 189 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:36,138 - AM I GONNA KILL ANYBODY? 190 00:06:36,205 --> 00:06:39,008 HMM. I WONDER WHO WANTS TO KNOW THAT. 191 00:06:39,074 --> 00:06:41,944 - UH, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU. 192 00:06:42,011 --> 00:06:44,847 - WELL, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU, BUT I MIGHT. 193 00:06:44,914 --> 00:06:47,750 HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T ALREADY KILLED YOU? 194 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:48,851 ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE TO HEAR THIS? 195 00:06:48,918 --> 00:06:51,987 I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 196 00:06:52,054 --> 00:06:53,122 - AAH! AAH! 197 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:53,989 DID THE--AAH! 198 00:06:54,056 --> 00:06:55,958 DID THE PARK RANGER PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 199 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:58,961 - MAYBE HE DID, OR MAYBE I'M JUST CRAZY. 200 00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:00,629 AAH! 201 00:07:00,696 --> 00:07:02,298 AAH! 202 00:07:02,364 --> 00:07:04,466 COME FORTH, MY PRECIOUS. 203 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:06,435 TIME TO DIE. 204 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:07,870 - AAH! 205 00:07:13,008 --> 00:07:14,944 - BRAK, WAKE UP. 206 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,781 WAKE UP YOU LAZY, BEAN-SHOVELING, FOOD TUBE. 207 00:07:20,382 --> 00:07:21,584 - AAH! DAD, YOU'RE BACK! 208 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,053 AND WHERE DID THAT BOSS MOTORBIKE COME FROM? 209 00:07:24,119 --> 00:07:26,422 - IT'S NOT A MOTORBIKE, JACK. 210 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,191 IT'S THE K-620 SUPERTRONIC HOVERPOD 211 00:07:29,258 --> 00:07:32,294 WITH CO2 CONVERTING LOW-END TORQUE OVERTHRUSTER. 212 00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:37,032 EVEN THE DEITY COWERS BEFORE ITS WICKED, OFF-THE-HOOK RPMs. 213 00:07:37,099 --> 00:07:37,967 - WOW! CAN I RIDE IT? 214 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:40,669 - OH, SURE, I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE, 215 00:07:40,736 --> 00:07:42,304 BUT I AM A LITTLE LOW ON FUEL. 216 00:07:42,371 --> 00:07:45,407 YOU SEE, THE K-620 RUNS ON THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED, 217 00:07:45,474 --> 00:07:50,045 AND I SHOULD HAVE HAD A FULL TANK OF ZORAK BY NOW. WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED HIM YET? 218 00:07:50,112 --> 00:07:51,780 - I CAN'T DO IT, DAD. 219 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,616 - WHAT? 220 00:07:56,118 --> 00:07:57,386 CAN'T DO IT? 221 00:07:57,453 --> 00:08:00,022 DID MY DEAD EARS JUST HEAR WHAT MY GHOST BRAIN THOUGHT THEY HEARD? 222 00:08:00,089 --> 00:08:01,156 - I'M JUST SO CONFUSED. 223 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:03,525 I MEAN, HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY MY DAD 224 00:08:03,592 --> 00:08:05,661 AND NOT JUST ANOTHER VISION FROM CHUCKY? 225 00:08:05,728 --> 00:08:08,864 I JUST CAN'T GO AROUND KILLING ON HEARSAY. 226 00:08:08,931 --> 00:08:09,732 I NEED PROOF! 227 00:08:09,798 --> 00:08:11,233 - YOU WANT PROOF? ALL RIGHT. 228 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:13,836 I HAVE A PLAN THAT WILL MAKE ZORAK SPILL HIS GUTS 229 00:08:13,903 --> 00:08:17,439 LIKE A 72-YEAR-OLD WATER BOY ON SPACE STATION ZEBRA. 230 00:08:17,506 --> 00:08:18,908 HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 231 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:21,410 - UH-HUH. YEAH? 232 00:08:21,477 --> 00:08:22,344 OH, HO, HO. 233 00:08:22,411 --> 00:08:24,713 OH! HEE HEE HEE. 234 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:27,349 HELLO, MOTHER, 235 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:28,183 ZORAK. 236 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,184 - OH, HI, HONEY. 237 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:31,687 I'M WATCHING TELEVISION WITH MY HUSBAND-MASTER. 238 00:08:31,754 --> 00:08:33,555 HIS NAME IS ZORAK. 239 00:08:33,622 --> 00:08:34,857 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, SKID MARK? 240 00:08:34,924 --> 00:08:37,459 - I HOLD IN MY HAND A VIDEOTAPE 241 00:08:37,526 --> 00:08:40,496 THAT I HAVE MADE FOR THE SCHOOLWORK. 242 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,865 PLEASE WATCH IT AND OFFER ME NOTES 243 00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:46,068 THAT WILL IMPROVE ITS GOODNESS. 244 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:51,507 - I AM DAN, A GOOD FATHER 245 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:55,010 AND VERY HOT HUSBAND TO MY WIFE, WHO LOVE ME. 246 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:55,945 SHE DO. 247 00:08:56,011 --> 00:08:58,147 I HAVE NO ENEMIES AT ALL THAT I KNOW OF TODAY 248 00:08:58,213 --> 00:08:59,214 IN THIS WORLD TODAY. 249 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,016 - WIFE, THE DOOR IS RINGING. 250 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,485 - I WILL GET IT BECAUSE OF MY LOVE FOR YOU. 251 00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:07,056 - BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, INNOCENT VICTIM. 252 00:09:07,122 --> 00:09:10,159 I AM ZORATOR, HERE TO KILL YOU. 253 00:09:10,225 --> 00:09:10,826 - BUT WHY? 254 00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:12,728 I AM A SEXY, LAW-ABIDING MAN 255 00:09:12,795 --> 00:09:14,396 WHO READS THE PAPER DAILY. 256 00:09:14,463 --> 00:09:15,197 - INNOCENT FOOL! 257 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,800 TRY READING IT WITH A BURNT-OUT HEAD. 258 00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:20,869 - ACTIVATE FOREHEAD DEFLECTOR SHIELDS. 259 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,938 DEFLECTOR SHIELDS. 260 00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:29,244 - ZORATOR HATE BEAR! 261 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:31,080 - AH! YOU'VE KILLED THE KAISER. 262 00:09:31,146 --> 00:09:32,581 - AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU. 263 00:09:32,648 --> 00:09:35,918 TRY THIS BLENDER HAT ON FOR SIZE. 264 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:37,987 - AAH! 265 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:40,856 - CRAP. YOU'VE KILLED MY SEXY HUSBAND. 266 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:43,325 - LOOK INTO MY EYES. 267 00:09:43,392 --> 00:09:44,927 I AM YOUR HUSBAND NOW. 268 00:09:44,994 --> 00:09:47,629 HA HA HA HA HA. 269 00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:51,934 - WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 270 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:53,135 RING ANY BELLS? 271 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:55,004 - I ENJOYED THE FEATURE. 272 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,505 COLORS IN IT. COLORS. 273 00:09:56,572 --> 00:09:58,240 - I WISH I'D HAD THAT FRIGGIN' BLENDER 274 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,742 WHEN I OFF'ED YOUR OLD MAN. 275 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:00,843 - AHA! IT WORKED! 276 00:10:00,909 --> 00:10:03,178 MY FILM HAS EXPOSED YOU AS THE KILLER. 277 00:10:03,245 --> 00:10:05,414 I DEMAND SATISFACTION. 278 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,750 - YOU GOT IT. TO THE DUELING ROOM. 279 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,385 - WOW. THIS IS PRETTY COOL. 280 00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:10,486 YOU DO IT YOURSELF? 281 00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:12,187 - I SUBBED OUT THE ELECTRICAL. 282 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:12,921 - NICE JOB. 283 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,391 AND THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL DIE. 284 00:10:15,457 --> 00:10:18,460 - OVER MY DEAD BODY. 285 00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:19,461 - WE SHALL SEE. 286 00:10:19,528 --> 00:10:22,698 BOX, I SUMMON THEE HENCE! 287 00:10:22,765 --> 00:10:28,504 LET THE RIGHTEOUS POWER OF THE BOX BE REVEALED. 288 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:30,906 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 289 00:10:30,973 --> 00:10:34,676 - I SINCERELY HOPE IT'S SOME SORT OF WEAPON. 290 00:10:34,743 --> 00:10:36,979 AAH! 291 00:10:37,046 --> 00:10:38,514 OUCH! 292 00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:42,184 THE BATTLE...IT BEGINS. 293 00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:46,889 AAH! I'M LOSING! 294 00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:50,826 - BRAK, LET THE HAIR SWORD DO THE WORK. 295 00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:53,095 - BUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT, DADDY. 296 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,997 - DON'T TRY. LET GO. 297 00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:58,667 LET THE HAIR FLOW LIKE A MOUNTAIN STREAM. 298 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:00,669 - A WHAT? - JUST KILL HIM. NOW! 299 00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:02,638 - AAH! 300 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,441 AHA HA! 301 00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:07,042 WHAT THE-- 302 00:11:09,244 --> 00:11:11,647 - DAMN, YOU STILL LOOKING FINE. 303 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,549 - GOOD GOD, MAN. 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