"King of the Hill" Kahn-scious Uncoupling

1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,877 [♪ guitar strumming] 2 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:10,926 [beer hisses] 3 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,096 [♪ theme song playing] 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:21,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 5 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,070 ♪ 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,037 [♪ theme concludes] 7 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,581 [Dale Gribble] <i>They switched out my ball again.</i> 8 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,207 Were there always three holes? 9 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,293 - Nobody switched your ball, Dale. - [Dale groaning] 10 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:47,171 How can you be sure? Who knows what goes on 11 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,715 in the unexplored bowels of a bowling alley? 12 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,801 - [patrons chattering] - [bowling pins clanging] 13 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,219 [ball crashing] 14 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,306 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Missed again, Hank Hill. 15 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,224 [Kahn laughing] 16 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,935 Hey, I know why you don't wanna knock down the pins. 17 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,313 It's because they're rednecks, just like you. 18 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:06,775 The Souphanousinphones win again! 19 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:09,526 [Peggy grunts] 20 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:10,736 [Minh Souphanousinphone] Hey, Peggy Hill, 21 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,614 do you ever get tired of being second place? 22 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:18,118 I will have you know that Hank and I won the Aramco Family Bowling League. 23 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,996 I even bowled a 280 one time. 24 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:24,917 That is how I became known as Near-Perfect Peggy. 25 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,585 Perfect Peggy for short. 26 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,963 Uh, Peggy, the best you ever bowled was a 180. 27 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,758 I remember it clearly because after your final roll, 28 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,259 you yelled at our opponents, 29 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,721 "Why don't you guys do a 180 and go home?" 30 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,973 Yeah, it wasn't one of your best taunts. 31 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,518 Say, Kahn, I heard that you hired Robata Chane 32 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,354 for your 30th wedding anniversary get-together. 33 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,399 Bobby's real excited and flattered that you hired him. 34 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,027 We hired Robata Chane because of Chane, not Bobby. 35 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:54,113 But you cheaped out on the help. 36 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,282 Help? I'm the best documentary filmmaker 37 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,369 slash wedding videographer in Arlen. 38 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,955 In fact, I've been filming this whole time. 39 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,915 - [camera beeping] - And Boomhauer 40 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,918 is unofficially the best bartender in Heimlich. 41 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,838 My official list doesn't come out until June. 42 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,215 Dang right, is, I'm a dang ol' mixologist, man. 43 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,676 And talkin' 'bout molecular, man, well, check this out. 44 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,387 Smoke, man. 45 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,931 - [spitting] - You guys better not disappoint. 46 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,726 You know, we just had our 29th anniversary. 47 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,893 We ordered in. 48 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:28,522 When you have a marriage like us, every day is a party, 49 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,691 and the guest of honor is our love. 50 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,027 So, we are getting to 30 years first? 51 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,571 I guess we beat you guys in marriage too. 52 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,531 [laughing] 53 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,575 The Souphanousinphones win again! 54 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,660 [Peggy scoffs] 55 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:45,289 Bill, we told you bowling night was a couples thing. 56 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,499 Couples and Dale's and Boomhauer's. 57 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,712 Can't a guy have a meal at his favorite restaurant? 58 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,464 I'll have my usual, Tony! 59 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,674 [grease sizzling] 60 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,761 Remember, don't mention the anniversary party to Bill. 61 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,679 Come on. Can't you just invite him? 62 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,724 I still haven't forgiven him for dating my late mother. 63 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,392 Could you? 64 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,812 Mm! [chuckles] 65 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,982 ♪ 66 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:16,487 I suppose you're wondering why I am giving you the silent treatment. 67 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:17,781 Mm-hmm. 68 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,449 [Peggy groans] 69 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,784 Is something bothering you? 70 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,994 Nope, everything's fine. 71 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,538 Just fine. 72 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,041 Okay, then. Well, I guess, good night. 73 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,543 Hank, you embarrassed me tonight! 74 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,711 What? 75 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,880 At the bowling alley, remember? 76 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,424 Yes, I remember being at the bowling alley. 77 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,176 Was there anything else? 78 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,554 When I told the story about bowling a 280, why did you correct me? 79 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,598 Because you scored a 180. 80 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,601 Oh, come on, Hank. It was just a little embellishment. 81 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,688 You gave yourself 100 extra points. 82 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:55,150 On a scale from one to 100, you lied the most you could possibly lie. 83 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,985 You could have just played along. 84 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,029 I hate lying, Peggy. 85 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,199 But even more, I hate being made into an accomplice. 86 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,869 Accomplice? I am not asking you to rob a bank. 87 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,080 - [distant clanging] - Did you hear that? 88 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,001 If I said I did not, I'd be lying. 89 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,585 I will handle it. 90 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,588 [♪ dramatic music playing] 91 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:18,674 [clanging continues] 92 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,426 Wait, wait. Sounds like someone's trying 93 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,386 to get into the garage next door. 94 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,222 Oh! Well, then that is Kahn and Minh's problem, isn't it? 95 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,518 Let's see how cocky they are after being robbed blind. 96 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:33,314 [♪ dramatic music playing] 97 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,360 [clanging continues] 98 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:41,447 Stop right there, or prepare to eat 15-gauge nails. 99 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,740 Ah! Don't shoot! 100 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,241 Kahn? 101 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,201 Why are you breaking into your own garage? 102 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:50,622 I'm not breaking in, I just couldn't find a door opener. 103 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,875 - And I'm working on a DIY project. - [garage door whirring] 104 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,209 This late in the night? 105 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,170 ♪ 106 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,880 Are you sleeping in here? 107 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,882 No! Don't be ridiculous. 108 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,884 That-- that's my project. 109 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,553 I'm upholstering a headboard and frame. 110 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,347 So, you went with the stitched loft? 111 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,140 Yes, I did. 112 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,934 Stitched is the weakest tear strength. 113 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:14,356 A real upholstery craftsman would have used bonded loft. 114 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,107 <i>Dai liao.</i> Okay, okay. 115 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,109 Yes, I'm living in the garage, 116 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:22,029 because me and Minh, we got divorced. 117 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,238 Divorced? 118 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:26,283 But we just saw the two of you together earlier tonight. 119 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,951 All for show. 120 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:31,580 Divorce is a mark of shame in the Asian country club community. 121 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,124 If they found out, I'd be the lowest of the low, 122 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,918 like a Laotian Bill Dauterive. 123 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,961 It could taint Connie as good marriage material 124 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,588 in the eyes of the Wassanasongs. 125 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,548 Does Connie know about the divorce? 126 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,176 [insects chirping] 127 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,347 [garage door whirring] 128 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,140 Yes. 129 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,351 That was unnecessarily dramatic. 130 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:56,438 It was completely necessary. This is a serious situation. 131 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:00,484 You-- you can't tell anyone, especially your blabbermouth wife. 132 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,653 Lie to Peggy? I don't know. 133 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,321 Please, Hank Hill. 134 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,533 Look at how pathetic my life is already. 135 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,659 Even those geckos know it. 136 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,912 Every night, they have sex on my bed, mocking me. 137 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,331 - They make me watch! - Good Lord. 138 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,417 Okay, look, calm down. 139 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,420 I guess for the sake of your family's reputation, 140 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,672 I can keep your divorce a secret. 141 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,133 Thank you. I promise I'll return the favor 142 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,384 when you get divorced. 143 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,678 [garage door whirring] 144 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,513 Everything's fine. 145 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,266 Kahn was just doing some work in his garage. 146 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,560 This late at night? What work? 147 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,187 Oh, uh, he noticed a rip in the upholstery 148 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,815 of their marital bed after they got home. 149 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,442 I helped him fix it. 150 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,653 There. All questions answered. 151 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,738 Good night. 152 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,741 ♪ 153 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,284 [♪ upbeat music playing] 154 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,245 Every hors d'oeuvre has a theme of "Laotian Love." 155 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,540 - Check it out. - Fried oysters with coconut pearls? 156 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:00,294 The 30th is the pearl anniversary. 157 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,880 Oysters are in season. 158 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,549 This is incredible. I love it. 159 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,385 I'm so glad. I hope your parents do too. 160 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:12,723 Yeah, my parents. They're being so extra with this party. 161 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,017 - What do you mean? - It's mainly to impress 162 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,103 their so-called friends, especially Chane's parents. 163 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,064 They think we're like about to get married or something. 164 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,774 [chuckles] Isn't that stupid? 165 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,901 Really, really stupid. 166 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,236 I mean, I'm just agreeing with you. 167 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,239 It'd be so much easier if we could just tell our parents 168 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,325 we're in an open ENM relationship. 169 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:36,080 Uh, look, I'll be doing everything that I can to make the event successful. 170 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:40,793 As I like to always say, good food can solve any problem. 171 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,338 Thanks, Bobby. You're good to me. 172 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:47,841 Um, I-- I should get going. I gotta start studying for finals. 173 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:52,721 Okay, yeah, I should study too, for, um... lunch? 174 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,473 [chuckles] See you at the party. 175 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,308 Okay, bye! 176 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,810 [speaker 1] [on TV] <i>Whose underwear's this, huh?</i> 177 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,603 - [speaker 2] <i>Honey, this is--</i> - [speaker 1] <i>No, you lie</i> [bleep]! 178 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,271 Are you watching reality TV? 179 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,566 If so, I'll go rotate my lawnmower tires. 180 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,193 I am. There's a new show 181 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,154 called <i>My Husband Lied To Me Last Night.</i> 182 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,407 But in this episode, he will tell me 183 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,742 what really happened at our neighbor's house. 184 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:17,329 Uh, I think you're lying about the title of the show, 185 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,248 but I'm gonna let it go. 186 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:24,546 It's like I told ya, Kahn was working on, uh, his new bed frame. 187 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,297 Oh, come on, Hank, you have a tell. 188 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,718 Every time you try to lie, you clean your glasses. 189 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,720 It was cute when you told Brian Robertson 190 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,139 you voted for Obama, but not now. 191 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,516 I'm not cleaning my-- I'm just-- [scoffs] 192 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,436 My eyes were feeling dry and-- Gotdangit! 193 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,522 Okay, look, Kahn swore me to secrecy. 194 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,483 So, you're completely willing to lie for Kahn, 195 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,486 but you could not play along with my bowling story? 196 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:50,696 Your own wife?! 197 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,032 [sighs] Okay, you win. 198 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,742 Kahn and Minh are divorced. 199 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,453 - What? - He's livin' in the garage. 200 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,705 And I think he was peein' in a bucket. 201 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,791 There was this ammonia smell. 202 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,377 After all that bragging and putting us down, 203 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,380 turns out their marriage is a lie? 204 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,882 Well, well, well. 205 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,842 See, that's why I didn't want to tell you. 206 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,927 You're gonna want to throw it in their faces. 207 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,723 I promised I would keep the divorce a secret, so you do too, 208 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,351 or we could ruin their anniversary party. 209 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,560 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - Hmm. 210 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,020 Sounds like you want me 211 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,482 to be an accomplice in your lies, Hank. 212 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,568 - That shut you up. - No, Peggy. 213 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,821 Now, <i>I</i> am giving <i>you</i> the silent treatment. 214 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,075 Amateur. Fine, I will keep their secret. 215 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,077 I am not that competitive. 216 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:42,039 In fact, let's see who will be the best liar at the party. 217 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,959 Spoiler alert, it will be me. [laughing] 218 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,419 Bring it on. 219 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,382 I'm not worried about what'll happen one bit. 220 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:53,510 ♪ 221 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,221 - [♪ light piano music playing] - [indistinct chatter] 222 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,514 - Cheers. - To you, my friend. 223 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:02,935 My goodness, I had no idea lies were so expensive these days. 224 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,687 Remember, watch what you say, Peggy. 225 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:09,233 Remember, I am the better liar. <i>You</i> watch what <i>you</i> say. 226 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:13,404 Remember, this needs to go well for Bobby and Connie too. 227 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,698 Let's just agree for their sake to keep quiet. 228 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,157 [Brian Robertson] [on mic] Hello everyone! 229 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,493 <i>Sabaidi. Sabaidi Thuk Khon.</i> 230 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,705 Welcome to Kahn and Minh's 30th anniversary party. 231 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,582 - [cheering and applause] - [♪ band playing upbeat swanky music] 232 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:29,753 I guess we should go congratulate the allegedly happy couple. 233 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:33,507 Well, well, well, if it isn't the runner-up Hills. 234 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:34,800 [whispering] Play along. 235 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,052 Ha! Yeah, hang in there, 236 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,596 and your marriage might last as long as ours. 237 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,975 Well, you guys look, uh, r-radiant. 238 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,186 Kahn, you are a handsome man. 239 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,480 I bet you'll be married for 31 years. 240 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,275 Why stop there? I say 40 years. 241 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,862 - It's a love that'll last forever. - Even in death. 242 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,156 Uh, thank you? 243 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,450 Look at this pair of gorgeous young lovebirds. 244 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,493 It is nice to see you too, Chane and Connie. 245 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,912 [laughing] Comedy roast! 246 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,458 Ted, Cindy! So glad you made it. 247 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,626 As president and treasurer of this country club, 248 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,837 we're glad and obligated to be here. 249 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,797 Thirty years of marriage. 250 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,759 What a great example you're setting for our kids here. 251 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,888 Hey, maybe they will end up outlasting all of us one day. 252 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:24,433 - [group laughing] - Excuse me, I'm gonna get a drink. 253 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,144 I'm Kahn's old neighbor, Brian Robertson, 254 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,189 and we are the Gentle Funk Orchestra. 255 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,941 Normally, we're an R&B band, but tonight, 256 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,319 we're fusing in some Laotian flavors. 257 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,737 Hit it, khene man. 258 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:41,241 <i>♪ I will never find another lover vong kva chao ♪</i> 259 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,036 <i>♪ Vong kva chao ♪</i> 260 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,624 <i>♪ And I will never find another lover more precious than you ♪</i> 261 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,543 <i>♪ More precious than you ♪</i> 262 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,587 <i>♪ All my life ♪</i> 263 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,130 - [drone whirring] - [guests] Oh! 264 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,882 <i>♪ I prayed for someone like you ♪</i> 265 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,717 [Dale nervously groaning] 266 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,387 <i>♪ And I thank God ♪</i> 267 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,846 [camera clicking] 268 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,808 <i>- ♪ That I finally found you ♪</i> - [Dale thuds] 269 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,393 - Pretend I'm not here. - [guest] Hey! 270 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,895 [camera clicking] 271 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,316 Hey Bobby, can I hang out in here for a minute? 272 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,736 What's wrong? Is Joseph hand-feeding the aunties again? 273 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,156 Chane's putting on a "boyfriend" show for our parents again. 274 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,534 You know, hugging me, kissing me, 275 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,369 - rubbing me on my-- - I get it. 276 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,122 But, uh, uh, uh, are your parents happy 277 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,083 with how things are going? The food? 278 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,294 I heard people raving about your Endless Summer Rolls. 279 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,547 But my parents are just like Chane. 280 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,425 They're all about appearances, and... 281 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:44,013 [sighs] Anyway, thanks for making this whole thing slightly bearable. 282 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,099 Slightly bearable's what I'm here for. 283 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,228 Anything I can do to bump that up to mildly tolerable? 284 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,980 That's the bartender's job. 285 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,774 [♪ upbeat music playing] 286 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,067 [indistinct chatter] 287 00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,070 I'm here for the anniversary party. 288 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,990 - Name, please? - Mm... 289 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,617 - Sonny Soo. - Really? 290 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,869 Y-yuh-huh. 291 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,788 Mr. Dauterive, we know who you are. 292 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,001 It's not like that. We were in love. 293 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,878 [excited chatter] 294 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,672 What is this? It's delicious! 295 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,549 These are coconut pearls. 296 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:24,845 Wow, that Chane Wassanasong really knows how to cater a party. 297 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,056 [♪ sad guitar music plays] 298 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,601 When you asked Robata Chane to cater, I knew I had to bring it. 299 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,354 What a good Laotian boy! 300 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:37,024 I really appreciate you honoring our culinary heritage. 301 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,693 Where on earth did you find galangal root? 302 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,905 Yeah, tell us. Where did you find that root? 303 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,865 Well, I can't take all the credit. 304 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,950 Your daughter inspired a lot of the dishes, 305 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,204 like that papaya sticky rice, because she's so sweet. 306 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,915 Aww! I think I'm gonna cry. 307 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,459 - Bobby said it was mango. - Easy, Peggy. 308 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,295 I didn't really contribute, but Chane, 309 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,091 aren't you forgetting to thank someone else who did? 310 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,510 - The troops? - Never forget. 311 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,261 [♪ band playing funk music] 312 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,514 [people chattering] 313 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,849 [Joseph Gribble] Dude, he's always been a tool. 314 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,311 Even in junior high, Chane was taking credit for people's work. 315 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,940 Remember those cool S's he drew? I was doing it first. 316 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,024 [chomps bite] 317 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,276 [mouthful] You should just be proud that everyone loves your food. 318 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,363 He's only acting like it's more serious with Connie 319 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,573 to please his moneybags dad. 320 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,284 I oughta tell her she doesn't have to put up with that crap, 321 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,704 but I don't want to overstep. 322 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,957 I just know I'd hate myself if I had to watch that rich d-bag 323 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,710 snuggle up with my crush all night, whispering in her ear, 324 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,211 putting his hand on the small of her back. 325 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,005 Shut up! Get back out there. 326 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,715 - [smacks] - And stop eating all the food. 327 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:46,593 "Don't eat all the food." "Don't grind on the hot old widows." 328 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,596 Why am I even here? 329 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,349 It's just such a wholesome relationship, 330 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,893 which is a nice change of pace for Chane. 331 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,564 And we are so happy to see Connie with Chane, 332 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,525 especially after all those other duds she dated. 333 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,361 I think you forgot that Connie and Bobby dated? 334 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,197 Yeah, and my Bobby is no dud. 335 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,158 I didn't know your kids dated. 336 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,409 Oh! [laughing] 337 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,703 It was nothing. Puppy crush. 338 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,706 For real. The Hill boy was barely housebroken. 339 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,251 Yeah, their kid was just like a chubby stepping stone 340 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,379 - to get to someone like your son. - What was that? 341 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,798 Oh, I was just agreeing with Minh. 342 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,469 I mean, Bobby and Connie didn't have a <i>real</i> relationship. 343 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,598 Oh, and I suppose you and Minh would know all about real relationships? 344 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,685 Hey, hey Peggy, listen. Uh, you love this song, remember? 345 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,980 You said it always makes you wanna stop talkin' and dance. 346 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,232 [♪ upbeat dance music playing] 347 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,277 Come on, don't just stand there. 348 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,945 Let it go, Peggy. 349 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,239 They're just kissin' up to the Wassanasongs. 350 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,283 It's not just that. Now, they're doing it 351 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,202 at the expense of our son. 352 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,121 You're right. But the night's almost over, 353 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,666 and we're so close to gettin' through it without turning this 354 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,960 into one of your shows about squabbling housewives. 355 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,880 This isn't New Jersey, for crying out loud. 356 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,049 Okay, fine, I will not blow it up. 357 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,802 But only because I do not want to mess it up for Bobby, 358 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:13,722 and I do not want to lose to you, the world's worst liar. 359 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,517 It's fine if this ends in a tie. 360 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,394 Soccer taught me that that's okay. 361 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,896 [guests chattering] 362 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,024 One "Minh Julep," extra strong. 363 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,527 - You got it, ma'am. - [items clanging] 364 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:28,028 There you are! 365 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,532 Why aren't you with Chane? You're so cute together. 366 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,284 [scoffs] I told you, we're just dating casually. 367 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,371 Stop calling him "son" and winking like an idiot. 368 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:41,250 Connie, I just want to see you end up in a good, happy marriage. 369 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,920 Stop talking about marriage. I'm 21 years old. 370 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,047 I got married when I was 21! 371 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:50,217 Well, Mom, have you ever thought that maybe I don't want to make 372 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,220 the same mistakes that you did? 373 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,888 [Brian] [on mic] Attention, please. 374 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,350 The slide show will start right here by the stage in just a few minutes. 375 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,977 Crap, that's my cue! 376 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,145 [camera beeping] 377 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,689 - Ah. - [rapid typing] 378 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,858 - [typing continues] - Oh! Crap! 379 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,360 - [♪ band begins playing] - How 'bout one more dance 380 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,029 before the slideshow? 381 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,239 To the left. Take it back now, y'all. 382 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,076 I love a dance with clear rules and instructions. 383 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,162 Can I ask you guys somethin'? 384 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,330 Chane is bothering Connie. 385 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,874 I want to help her, 386 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,710 but that would require a confrontation with him, 387 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,962 and his dad is still my boss. 388 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:30,507 Bobby, it's probably best to leave Connie and her parents alone. 389 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,301 - [Brian] Let's stomp! - Why do you say that? 390 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:37,556 Uh, they're just dealin' with a lot of, uh, you know, Laotian stuff. 391 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,017 Dad, you have a tell. 392 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,311 You're obviously hiding somethin' big. 393 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,646 Oh, for the love of God, just tell him, Hank. 394 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,649 There's no way you can lie and Cha-Cha-Slide. 395 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,569 [sighs] Okay, look, you can't tell anyone, 396 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,572 but, uh, Connie's parents are divorced. 397 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,532 [Brian] Everybody, clap your hands! 398 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,078 [group clapping rhythmically] 399 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,329 [♪ espionage music playing] 400 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,374 - [door jiggling] - [Bill groaning] 401 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,291 - [clears throat] - [Bill gasps] 402 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,542 [chuckling] Silly me. 403 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,796 This isn't the way off the property. 404 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,924 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [people chattering] 405 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,967 - Are you okay? - Of course. 406 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,052 [Bill grumbles in distance] 407 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,178 This party is going well. 408 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,805 - Everyone's happy. - [guests whooping] 409 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,933 But are <i>you</i> okay? 410 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,101 - [Brian] [on mic] Right foot, let's stomp! - Not really. 411 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,770 But I will be. Thanks. 412 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,271 [Brian] Kick it out, y'all. 413 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,440 [camera beeping] 414 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,693 I really should have labeled these. 415 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,945 - [over speakers] <i>My dad just told me.</i> - [♪ music stops abruptly] 416 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,114 <i>If I had known your parents were divorced,</i> 417 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,824 <i>- I would have been there for you.</i> - [guests gasping] 418 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,742 <i>I'm so sorry.</i> 419 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,993 [Connie Souphanousinphone] <i>Don't be.</i> 420 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,328 <i>Nobody knows about the divorce.</i> 421 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,288 - [crowd murmuring] - They're keeping it secret. 422 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,165 - [gasps] - What's wrong? 423 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,751 What's the ma-- Why is everyone looking at us 424 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,545 and why are we on TV? 425 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,505 Oh! Oh, uh-oh. 426 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,509 - Bobby! - Hank Hill! 427 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,721 ♪ 428 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,180 - [soft microphone feedback] - Ha, ha, ha, ha. 429 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,684 Funny prank, Bobby Hill, you little scamp, you. 430 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,937 Everybody, relax. We are not divorced. 431 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,981 We have a strong marriage. 432 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,942 Tons of sex. Even right before we came here. 433 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,444 Don't worry, we washed our hands. 434 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,071 [sighs deeply] 435 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,658 That's enough, Kahn. It's true, everyone. 436 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,036 This anniversary party is a sham. 437 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,747 We have been divorced for two years. 438 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,248 Thank you for coming. 439 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,584 - What? No way! - Oh, my goodness. 440 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,336 - [crowd murmuring] - Bwaaah! 441 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:34,006 They've been divorced for two years? Well, that means, technically, 442 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,759 we have been married longer. Hoyeah! 443 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,845 [people chattering] 444 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,430 - [soft microphone feedback] - [Brian clearing throat] 445 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:46,101 <i>♪ Although we come to the end ♪</i> 446 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,562 <i>- ♪ Of the road ♪</i> - Ted, wait! 447 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,816 Okay, we're divorced. But I still live in the garage! 448 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,737 - I find that very sad. - And disgusting. 449 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,239 Cindy, maybe Chane shouldn't be dating a girl 450 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,160 from a broken family whose father sleeps with leftover paint and silverfish. 451 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,371 It's actually geckos. 452 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,499 Hey, it seems like you have a lot going on. 453 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,292 I'm gonna give you some space and get out of here. 454 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,378 You're ditching me? Now?! 455 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,088 You know the rules of ENM. 456 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,423 We don't have to burden each other with our problems. 457 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,467 I thought that's what we loved about this arrangement. 458 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,636 So, you pretend to be a real boyfriend 459 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,931 when you want to impress your parents, but now that I need your support-- 460 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,767 Hey, stop forcing me to feel your feelings. 461 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:29,479 This isn't consensual, and I don't feel safe. 462 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,729 [chair scrapes] 463 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,149 Look, we can still meet up later to have sex, if you want. 464 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,027 I'll do that for you! 465 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,737 [Kahn sobbing] 466 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,823 [Kahn sniffles] 467 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:43,158 Ah! I'm sorry. I'll leave. 468 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,869 Come in, Bill. It doesn't matter anymore. 469 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,122 Everyone knows that me and Minh are divorced. 470 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,748 At least the worst part is over. 471 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:54,212 Oh, Kahn. It gets much, much worse. 472 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,051 Oh, hello, Connie. I... 473 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,762 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Hill. - For what? 474 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,182 For how my parents were treating you guys, and Bobby. 475 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:10,310 He did a great job tonight and didn't get any credit. 476 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,229 Thank you. I am sorry 477 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,107 for what you and your family are going through. 478 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,985 It's weird. I knew my parents were divorced, 479 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,654 but it's, like, real now. 480 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,949 I have always competed with your parents, out-competed. 481 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:28,370 But one thing we all did right was raise wonderful children. 482 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,414 - [♪ gentle music playing] - We tied in that. 483 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:34,126 And, if you decide one day that marriage is for you, Connie, 484 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:38,130 you will be a great wife to a very lucky man. 485 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,924 You are not destined to end up like your parents. 486 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:44,762 I remember as a kid always feeling better after talking to you. 487 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,347 Thank you. 488 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,098 Would you say that I was a better mom than Minh? 489 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,310 Leave me out of that, Mrs. Hill. 490 00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,813 [crickets chirping] 491 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,986 [engine whirring softly] 492 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,493 [♪ gentle music playing] 493 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,329 I'm sorry for my part in all of that. 494 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,207 Trust me, you're the last person I blame. 495 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,627 You know, it didn't seem like you had a chance to eat all night, so I-- 496 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,463 - I just broke up with Chane. - [excitedly] You did?! 497 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,841 I-- I'm sorry. Would mango sticky rice 498 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,052 make you feel any better? 499 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,680 I know "good food can solve any problem," 500 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,766 but right now, I could really just use a hug. 501 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,768 Well, I brought that too. 502 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,855 [♪ gentle music continues] 503 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:40,651 Big shout-out to the lovely couple keeping this party going. 504 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,945 They've been married for 29 years. 505 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,446 - Let's give it up for 'em. - [band clapping] 506 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,615 - Come on now. - You know, Brian, 507 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,701 I am a bit of a musician myself. 508 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:52,454 In fact, I placed second in the Aramco Talent Show. 509 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:55,249 Sorry. I mean, I was third runner-up. 510 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,292 - [♪ band playing soft ballad] - Don't be modest, Peggy. 511 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,086 She won the whole darn thing. 512 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:02,297 It was the best acoustic cover of <i>Despacito</i> 513 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,508 that Saudi Arabia has ever seen. 514 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:07,678 Hank Hill, did you just lie for me? 515 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:11,932 I did. And I feel kinda dirty, but in a good way. 516 00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:15,561 Like how I feel after cleaning out the garbage disposal. 517 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,688 Just shut up and dance, Hank. 518 00:23:17,689 --> 00:23:20,566 <i>♪ May this fire in my soul dear ♪</i> 519 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,694 <i>♪ Forever burn ♪</i> 520 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,279 [birds chirping] 521 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,282 [♪ gentle guitar music playing] 522 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:29,242 [garage door clanging] 523 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,620 [garage door whirring] 524 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,458 Hey, Kahn. We wanted to, uh, check on ya. 525 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,877 I brought you a beer. 526 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,629 We know you've been rejected by your community, 527 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,758 but we're your community, too. 528 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,845 [♪ soft music playing] 529 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,476 [garage door whirring] 530 00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,228 Can I ask Minh out? 531 00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:01,900 ♪ 532 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,782 [♪ "Yahoos and Triangles" by The Refreshments playing] 533 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,341 <i>- ♪ Yee-haw! ♪ - ♪ Wa-hoo! ♪</i> 534 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,151 [♪ song ends] 535 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,236 [birds chirping] 536 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,154 - [golf club thumps] - [crowd cheering] 537 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,198 ♪ 538 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:54,201 [Hank Hill] <i>This isn't New Jersey, for crying out loud.</i> 539 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:57,205 [♪ fanfare playing] 539 00:24:58,305 --> 00:25:58,172 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm