"Wingman" Valerakastaja

1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:09,600 WINGMAN 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,480 Morning. - Yes? 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:16,040 What do you mean? - It's 10 AM on a Sunday. What do you want? 4 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,800 Come over for brunch. - You made brunch? 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,320 Yeah. 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,640 What's in it? - Come over and you'll see. 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,120 Here's some coffee. 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,080 Did you want some milk? - Yes. 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,400 Regular, skim, soy, oat...? - Lactose free. 10 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:39,840 Lactose free. The croissants will be ready in a bit, fresh from the oven. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,320 I have ham, blue cheese and carambola to fill them with. 12 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,280 What is this? - Carambola is a fruit. 13 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:51,240 I know it's a fruit. Is this a trick? 14 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,280 You want something from me. 15 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:58,160 Okay, since you asked directly or offered to help... - No. 16 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,600 Juhis, I specifically did not offer to help. 17 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,800 I finally have a chance at getting in the board of directors - 18 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,080 so I won't get into any trouble with you. I'm going home. 19 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:11,600 You know, I've never been as afraid as I was that night - 20 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,920 in Afghanistan. We were lying in that ditch... 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,360 I realised that Harriet was wounded. 22 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,920 We were caught in a crossfire. 23 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,480 I had one thought in my mind. Either we both die here - 24 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,920 or I'll carry Harriet into safety. 25 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Now you have Ilona. 26 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,480 Right. 27 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,240 Dammit. The croissants are burning. 28 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,120 I was going to Instagram these, but... - Why? 29 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:52,520 That's the thing. I need to update my social media presence. 30 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,160 Make it a bit softer. 31 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,160 And I need your help. 32 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:07,960 Hi. Tommi left his phone at home. He's over at Juhis's place. 33 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:12,400 Okay. I'm driving home from the countryside. 34 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,920 I wanted to talk about work, but I can swing by. 35 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,520 Okay. - Bye bye. Kisses. 36 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,400 Where should I start? 37 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,360 There. That's Bogdan from Poland. 38 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,240 We met in Afghanistan. He's a great guy. 39 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,080 We're getting married. - Who? 40 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,200 Bogdan and I, at the registry office. 41 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,400 How did I not see that? I should have seen it. 42 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,040 That moustache, that over the top macho attitude. 43 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,680 And of course you never had anything with Harriet. 44 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:48,760 No, that's not what this is about. We're doing this for the children. 45 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:52,000 But you can't have children. Or are you going to have a surrogate? 46 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,920 No. Listen up. Bogdan has three kids. - Okay. 47 00:02:56,080 --> 00:03:00,000 His wife is a nutcase. She ran off with an American diplomat. 48 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,480 Bogdan is now a single parent and he's fucked. 49 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,200 They want to live in Finland, because we have health care for the kids - 50 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,800 and schools... I have to help them. 51 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,520 Fake marriage. - Sort of. 52 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,360 What's that got to do with me? - You're my ex. 53 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,920 What? 54 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,280 In social media. The authorities will be looking at these things. 55 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:26,320 They'll look at social media to see if it's a real marriage... 56 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,080 You know what I mean. - I don't quite... 57 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,760 Let's take a few photos together for my Instagram. That's it. 58 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,520 What kind of photos do you want? 59 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:40,000 That's good. Lift the teddy a bit. That's good. 60 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:44,400 Give it a kiss. That's good. 61 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:49,000 Nibble the ear a bit. There you go. You have that side. 62 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,840 That's pretty good. The candlelit dinner was good. 63 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,640 The outdoor photo is fine and the bathroom mirror is silly. 64 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,680 Let's take one more photo, an intimate one in bed. 65 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,760 Take off your clothes. - No way. 66 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,480 We've just woken up and are happy. 67 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,960 I don't want to take off my clothes. 68 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:14,200 This doesn't feel natural anymore. - Imagine your life without Harriet. 69 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,520 I still don't think I'd be a homosexual. 70 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,040 I mean that if I hadn't rescued her - 71 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,120 can you even imagine your life without her? 72 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:31,680 No, I can't. - Right. Take off your clothes. 73 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,760 Hello! It's me. - Hi! 74 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:40,440 Tommi is still at Juhis's place. - Okay, I'll go there. 75 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,560 Take off your ring. You can't be wearing one. 76 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,760 This music isn't helping at all. - All good photographers use music. 77 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,400 Now look happy and blissful. 78 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,720 Yes. Give me a smile. 79 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,680 And a bit of... 80 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,960 Give me a thumbs up. 81 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:07,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==- 82 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,120 Hello! Knock, knock! 83 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:28,400 Tommi! Juhis! Guys! 84 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,640 What's this? 85 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,680 Hi. 86 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,640 What happened? 87 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,040 We were standing here. You came up the stairs. 88 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,640 And fainted for no apparent reason. 89 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,880 I remember coming up the stairs... 90 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:12,960 Then I saw you... - Here. You saw us standing here. 91 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,360 Yes. That's... That must have been it. 92 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,320 Are the photos on Instagram already? - Yes, they are. 93 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,440 Are they good? - Yeah. 94 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,760 So you're married. - Not yet. The authorities want to check something. 95 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,840 Hi. - Juhis! 96 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,480 Do you have a minute? I need to talk. 97 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,680 Yeah. - Can we go to your place? 98 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:46,520 Yeah. I'll come over. - Alright. 99 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:02,160 I have come to the point in life - 100 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,520 where... 101 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:11,400 I'm going to have to get to know myself - 102 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,000 from a new point of view. 103 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,920 When I was here unconscious - 104 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,800 I had this hallucination - 105 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:27,120 where you and Tommi were... 106 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,280 ...close. 107 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,080 Very close. 108 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:38,120 It must be a reflection - 109 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:43,480 from my own subconscious - 110 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:48,040 possibly repressed side of myself. - Listen... 111 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,720 There are many men in my generation - 112 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,880 who have had to repress these urges. 113 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,680 I'm sure it... - Yes, yes. But my question is this. 114 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,720 Would you know where I can find a bar where I could meet men? 115 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,760 Or should I perhaps go online or... 116 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:11,200 Basically, is there a place that I should know? 117 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,560 I don't think it's a good idea to do that. 118 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:20,240 I understand that the gay culture favours the young - 119 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,240 and I may not be the hottest thing out there, but... 120 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,440 No, I mean... 121 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,880 When you fainted coming upstairs... 122 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,520 What you saw... 123 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,640 It wasn't a hallucination. It was true. 124 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,800 Tommi and I were in bed. 125 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,240 And it was about... 126 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,200 I asked Tommi to pose for the photos - 127 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:57,320 so my social media would have old boyfriends and stuff - 128 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,480 so the marriage would look credible. 129 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:05,120 We were taking the photos and you walked in. 130 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,200 Unbelievable. 131 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,160 That's a bloody great story! 132 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,280 I think it's fantastic how you want to help people. 133 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,120 Listen, I want to help in any way I possibly can. 134 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,520 Absolutely. 135 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,280 Hello. - Hello. Are you Juha Manner? 136 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,600 Yes. - Titta Saartomaa from immigration, hello. 137 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:33,600 Hello. - I have a few questions, if you don't mind. 138 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:38,640 Juhis has always been really after guys. 139 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:43,480 And I mean in a gay way. 140 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:47,480 How do you know him? - We were lovers. 141 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,560 But then we broke up. 142 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,400 It sucked. It was just regular fighting about - 143 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,880 who gets to dress up as a motorcycle cop - 144 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,400 and who has to be the lumberjack. The usual stuff. 145 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,280 But now we're friends. 146 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,280 Bogdan found some Swedish lady online. 147 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:12,320 He will probably move over there to live with her. 148 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:17,480 Is everything okay? - I didn't get in the board of directors. 149 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,000 Oh yeah? Why? 150 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:24,440 Johan didn't understand why I didn't say what we were doing. 151 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:29,200 He thinks I have some inner conflicts that I need to deal with. 152 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,480 Oh no. 153 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:38,120 That sucks. I mean... 154 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,640 See you around. 155 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,840 Translation: Marika Rinno SDI Media 156 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920 156 00:10:57,305 --> 00:11:57,434