Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met

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Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.56,0:01:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}{\i1}Tonight the part of Robin\N\hWilliams will be played Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.57,0:01:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}- {\i1}by the Temptations.\N- \h\h\h\h\h{\r}- Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.07,0:01:26.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}{\i1}Ladies and gentlemen. Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.57,0:01:29.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}{\i1}From the Metropolitan Opera\N\h\hHouse in New York City, Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.57,0:01:31.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}{\i1}Mr. Robin Williams. Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.56,0:01:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Oh, ho ho! Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.27,0:01:57.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.23,0:01:58.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}Howdy! Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.30,0:01:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\hOh, wrong opera\Nhouse, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:03.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}I would like to thank Imelda\N\h\hMarcos for her earrings. Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.84,0:02:06.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Thank you Imelda, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.11,0:02:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Goddamn, now I'm wondering what\N\h\h\hthe fuck am I doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.68,0:02:12.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}This is incredible. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.68,0:02:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}How do you get to the Met? Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.18,0:02:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Money, lots and lots of money. Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.52,0:02:19.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Goddamn, wonder if Pavarotti's\N\h\h\h\h\hat the Improv going, Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.02,0:02:21.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Two Jews walk into a bar." Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.02,0:02:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h\h-Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.86,0:02:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.86,0:02:27.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}Goddamn. Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.53,0:02:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}This is an incredible place. Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.53,0:02:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Look at this and these sets. Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.53,0:02:32.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hPlacido Domingo\Ndoes {\i1}The Music Man, Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:34.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}♪ Oh ho that Wells Fargo wagon ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.14,0:02:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h♪ It's a coming\Ndown the street ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.14,0:02:38.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}♪ So don't let it pass my way. ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.58,0:02:43.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\hThis lovely coach left over\Nfrom the second royal wedding. Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.55,0:02:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}And if you're royal\N\htoo, you have to Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.58,0:02:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}learn to do this all the time. Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.58,0:02:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It came from this but\N\hmeans this, anyway. Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.09,0:02:49.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Thank you! Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.55,0:02:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Isn't it amazing? Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.52,0:02:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\hWhen you look at Prince\NCharles, don't you think that Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.52,0:02:54.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}someone in the royal\N\hfamily knew someone Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.52,0:02:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}in the royal family?\N\h\h\h\hNow, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.03,0:02:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h\h-\N-His big old ears. Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.90,0:03:00.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Boy, if you saw ears\N\h\h\h\h\h\hlike that Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.76,0:03:01.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\hon someone down\Nsouth, he'd be going Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.76,0:03:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.70,0:03:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hJeez, look at this,\NI keep going, what-- Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.14,0:03:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Easy Lumpy, we'll\Nbe right with ya. Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.04,0:03:12.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}How you like the play,\N\h\h\h\h\hMr. Lincoln? Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.51,0:03:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}Duck! Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.51,0:03:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.35,0:03:18.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}This is like a place where\N\h\h\hRobin Leach could go, Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.68,0:03:21.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h"Welcome to Adnan\NKhashoggi's living room!" Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.69,0:03:24.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Yes, this man makes\N\h\h\hmore money than Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.12,0:03:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h"you could ever\Ngoddamn dream of. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.12,0:03:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'm Robin Leach with a voice\N\h\hso loud even animals go, Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.63,0:03:31.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"'who the fuck are you?'" Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.13,0:03:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.20,0:03:35.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Nice to have you here,\N\hyou're a little late. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.63,0:03:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}We have to go back and\Nstart at the beginning. Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.17,0:03:38.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\hWe had a quick\Nthing, I'll show you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}I kinda ran out, we did this,\N\h\h\hwe kinda played around, Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.64,0:03:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h\hwent back, did a\Nquick thing with the coach. Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.48,0:03:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}And we walked around,\N\hlooked around here, Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.75,0:03:52.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}and basically I'm scared\N\hshitless, I can't lie. Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.38,0:03:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}And they also have ballets here. Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.89,0:03:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Ballets, men wearing\N\h\h\hpants so tight Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.39,0:03:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hyou can tell what\Nreligion they are, yes! Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.72,0:04:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hHmm, yes, yes,\Nyes, yes, yes, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.89,0:04:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Goddamn, Oscar Levant said that\Nballet is the fairy's football. Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.40,0:04:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}I say, yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.40,0:04:10.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}If that's true maybe\N\h\h\hyou should have Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.40,0:04:11.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hTom Landry working\Nwith the ballet going, Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.90,0:04:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Alright Baryshnikov, come over\N\h\hhere, everybody huddle up. Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.44,0:04:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h"I want you to take\NGiselle out, lift her, Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.01,0:04:18.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"throw her down, five yards. Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.51,0:04:20.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}- "Everybody else...\N- \h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.38,0:04:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h"You know the ballet's not\Nover until the swan takes it Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.45,0:04:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"in the ass, you know what I'm\N\h\hsaying, everybody come on!" Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.95,0:04:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Maybe you have\Na choreographer Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.95,0:04:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}working with a football team. Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.28,0:04:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"All right, everybody line\N\h\h\hup, everyone line up. Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.09,0:04:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Oh, my God, a smorgasbord,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlook at this! Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.46,0:04:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"All right, all right,\N\hwho's the tight end? Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.96,0:04:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h"Fabulous, you stay\Nright there, I love you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.46,0:04:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h-"Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.86,0:04:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"All right, what I want you\N\hto do, a simple pattern. Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.80,0:04:44.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Everybody run long, do this,\N\hattempt to catch the ball. Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.80,0:04:47.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"The rest of you push,\Npush, push, push, push. Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.07,0:04:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-"I love it, I love it." Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.04,0:04:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hThere's a little\Nman in here going, Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.67,0:04:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"I'm sorry,\Nhe's not here tonight." Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.78,0:04:56.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Hmm, take a little\Nsip here to relax. Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.28,0:04:58.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}God, thank you for\N\h\hcoming, I uh... Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.25,0:05:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}Damn. Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.76,0:05:07.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Little sip of Perrier here, I\Nhad to stop drinking alcohol Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.22,0:05:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}because I used to wake up nude\N\h\h\h\h\hon the hood of my car Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.23,0:05:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}with my keys in my ass. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.73,0:05:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h\h-\N-Not a good thing. Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.00,0:05:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Hi, can I help you?" Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.00,0:05:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"No thanks, it's just flooded.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'll be okay. Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.27,0:05:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Beautiful, baby,\Nbeautiful, yeah." Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.07,0:05:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Because you're sucked\N\hinto drinking beer Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.31,0:05:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}by believing it's\Na healthy thing. Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.81,0:05:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}All these beer commercials\N\h\h\husually show big men, Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.31,0:05:30.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}manly men doing manly things. Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.31,0:05:31.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}You've just killed\N\h\ha small animal, Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.81,0:05:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}it's time for a lite beer. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.62,0:05:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Why not have a realistic\N\h\h\h\hbeer commercial. Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.42,0:05:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}What's the realistic\N\h\hthing about beer? Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.42,0:05:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Where you go, it's five\No'clock in the morning. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.92,0:05:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hYou've just pissed on a\Ndumpster, it's Miller time. Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.09,0:05:47.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hIt's a scary thing,\Nbecause you realize the Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.60,0:05:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hfirst purpose of\Nalcohol is to make Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.30,0:05:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}English your second\N\hgoddamn language. Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.37,0:05:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Eventually you may\N\hbe quite fluent. Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.87,0:05:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}You may be a Nobel\N\hPrize physicist. Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.37,0:05:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hAfter nine, maybe ten\NHeinekens you're going, Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.88,0:06:05.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}You're speaking fluent\N\h\hdrunkinese, bravo. Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.38,0:06:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hNext thing you know you\Ngot a couple more beers, Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.38,0:06:09.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hyou've got a friend\Nin a headlock going, Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.39,0:06:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"I love you little\Nfucker, I love you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.39,0:06:16.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h"That's the kind of love I\Nhave for ya baby, goddamn it." Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.89,0:06:19.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hAnd then you work\Nyour way beyond beer. Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.90,0:06:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hYou go beyond beer,\Nyou start into wine. Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.40,0:06:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}For the very elegant people,\N\h\h\hpeople, a lot of people Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.90,0:06:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}who are very elegant\Nare in Montauk going, Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.40,0:06:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h"Damn it, I wish I could've\Nbeen there, but no, I'm not." Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.40,0:06:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Some people who have, you know,\N\hI don't know whether to have Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.41,0:06:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}the red wine with the\Nfish or the chicken. Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.91,0:06:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hWhat's it matter\Nasshole, they're dead. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.18,0:06:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}The chicken's not gonna reach\N\h\hup from the plate and go, Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.68,0:06:37.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}the red wine, ugh. Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.18,0:06:40.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}It's over with. Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.68,0:06:41.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}No, you know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.68,0:06:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hAnd I'm not talking\Nabout Pouilly-Fuissé Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.19,0:06:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}or pussy fussy, uh uh. Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.19,0:06:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}I'm talking about Mad Dog 20/20. Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.76,0:06:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h\h-Mmm. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.26,0:06:50.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}You know, the very elegant wine, Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.76,0:06:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}the type of wine with\N\ha lovely screw top. Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.26,0:06:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}A bottle of which after you can Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.76,0:06:55.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}actually see vapor trails\N\h\h\has people pass you. Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.27,0:06:57.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}How you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.27,0:06:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h- Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.54,0:07:06.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}You've gone too far and\Nyou must pay your dues. Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.98,0:07:08.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hThis is why I had\Nto give up alcohol, Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.98,0:07:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}'cause you have to\N\hpay the next day. Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.48,0:07:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Pray, dear Lord, please\N\h\hdon't hurt me now. Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.82,0:07:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}There you are lying in\N\hbed and you feel like Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.85,0:07:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}the scene from the movie\N\h\h\h\h\h{\i1}The Fly{\r} going, Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.35,0:07:20.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Help me, help me!" Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.36,0:07:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}The entire room is spinning\N\h\hlike a roulette wheel. Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.36,0:07:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Place your bets,\Nplace your bets. Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.36,0:07:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And there's the old toilet\N\h\h\hin the corner going, Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.70,0:07:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}"Talk to me. Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.54,0:07:35.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}"Talk to me."\N\h\hOh ho ho! Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.74,0:07:40.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hAnd you realize, oh\NGod, next stop for me, Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.31,0:07:41.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Betty Ford Hospital. Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.11,0:07:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}There you are, you become\N\h\ha reformed alcoholic. Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.68,0:07:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hYou've got a steaming\Nglass of Perrier, going, Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.68,0:07:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h"I feel so much\Nbetter about myself." Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.58,0:07:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h-\N-Goddamn it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.55,0:07:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"I feel really healthy now. Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.36,0:07:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"No, go ahead, have\N\h\hyour cocktail. Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.66,0:07:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h"I'll be over in the\Ncorner hurting the cat." Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.26,0:08:05.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- Oh, goddamn it!\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.14,0:08:10.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}What is it about that? Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.84,0:08:14.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}But of course, there are people\N\h\h\hin the bathroom right now Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.34,0:08:16.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}or a little late for the\Nshow, these seats going, Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.25,0:08:17.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\N"Has the show started? Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.75,0:08:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Well, you think this\Nhas any speed in it? Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.75,0:08:22.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"I don't know, yes,\N\h\hprobably Lumpy. Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.32,0:08:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"There ya go." Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.76,0:08:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Yes, we're talking\N\h\habout cocaine. Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.06,0:08:29.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Mmm, what a wonderful drug. Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.33,0:08:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}Anything that makes you paranoid\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand impotent, Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.09,0:08:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}give me more of that. Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.10,0:08:34.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Mmm, what a great thing to do. Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.96,0:08:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Whoop, we're back\Nwith sound again. Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.47,0:08:40.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Sorry about the sound. Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.24,0:08:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}I got the sound from Hollywood. Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.71,0:08:47.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hAlright, people from\Nthe balcony were going, Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.21,0:08:49.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}we understood him,\N\hI guess Juilliard Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.18,0:08:51.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}helped for a brief moment. Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.21,0:08:52.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}I could enunciate\Nto the back row, Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.08,0:08:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hjust like Sylvester\NStallone doing {\i1}Hamlet. Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.49,0:08:59.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}This would be a place where\N\hStallone could do {\i1}Hamlet. Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.49,0:09:02.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- "To be, or what?\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.43,0:09:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Yeah, yeah damn." Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.06,0:09:08.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Jeez, we're back again. Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.13,0:09:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}We were discussing cocaine\N\h\h\h\hfor a brief moment. Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.13,0:09:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}The sound crapped out, Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.13,0:09:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hbut that's why I'm\Nusing Suppos-i-sound. Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.64,0:09:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}No one wants their tapes\N\h\h\hback, I wonder why. Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.64,0:09:21.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hWe were talking about how\Ncocaine basically affects you. Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.14,0:09:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}There's also something\N\h\hcalled freebasing. Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.65,0:09:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hIt's not free, it\Ncosts you your house. Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.15,0:09:26.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}It should be called home-basing. Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.82,0:09:29.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hHere's a little warning sign\Nif you have a cocaine problem. Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.15,0:09:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hFirst of all, if you\Ncome home to your house, Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.49,0:09:32.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}you have no furniture\Nand your cat's going, Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.99,0:09:36.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}- "I'm outta here prick," \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwarning.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.49,0:09:37.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Number two, if you\N\h\hhave this dream Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.99,0:09:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hwhere you're doing\Ncocaine in your sleep, Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.50,0:09:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}and you can't fall asleep,\N\hand you're doing cocaine Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.00,0:09:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}and you wake up and you're\N\h\h\hdoing cocaine, bingo. Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.00,0:09:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hNumber three, if on\Nyour tax form it says Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.00,0:09:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}$50,000 for snacks, mayday. Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.08,0:09:55.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\hYou've got yourself a\Ncocaine problem, smartass. Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.64,0:09:56.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}He-he-he-he. Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.68,0:09:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And everybody's doing cocaine. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.25,0:10:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Baseball players have to go\N\hin front of a grand jury. Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.25,0:10:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\hThey're saying,\N"Yeah, I did cocaine. Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.25,0:10:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"But can you blame me?\Nit's a slow goddamn game.\N\h\h\h\h\hCome on, Jack. Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.86,0:10:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I'm standing out in left\Nfield for seven innings, Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.86,0:10:10.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"there's a white line going all\N\h\hthe way down to home plate. Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.36,0:10:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Hell, I see the guy\Nputting it out going, Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.36,0:10:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}-"'ha ha ha ha ha.'\N\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.87,0:10:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"And that damn organ music,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.87,0:10:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"The third base coach doing\N\h\hthis shit all the time. Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.38,0:10:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"When he does this I don't\N\h\h\hknow whether to slide Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.88,0:10:30.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"or do a line, you\Nknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.85,0:10:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"And people sliding into\N\hhome plate head first." Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.35,0:10:34.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Yeah, you out!" Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.35,0:10:35.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Doesn't matter baby,\N\h\h\h\hI'm up now." Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.85,0:10:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Ha ha ha. Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.15,0:10:39.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Yeah, yow! Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.66,0:10:41.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}And don't tell me, don't\N\htell me those old time Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.59,0:10:43.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hbaseball players\Nweren't doing cocaine. Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.09,0:10:45.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hYou ever see those old films\Nof Babe Ruth, with him going... Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.74,0:10:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hTell me that, he was\Nspeeding his titties off. Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.74,0:10:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h-Goddamn. Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.11,0:10:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Now, there must be some sport\N\hwhere they don't do drugs. Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.94,0:11:01.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}I mean, there're not\N\hgolfers on cocaine Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.44,0:11:02.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\hsitting at the\Nfirst tee and going, Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.34,0:11:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Fore, five, get it outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.41,0:11:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"I can't take it! Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.92,0:11:09.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h\hLittle golf cart, ehh, "Too\Nslow, I'm running, I'm running!" Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.92,0:11:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}And you couldn't be paranoid\N\h\h\h\hin a sand trap going, Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.92,0:11:14.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"I'm never getting out\N\h\hof here alive, man! Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.93,0:11:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"I'm never getting\Nout of here alive!" Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.43,0:11:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}The commentator, Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.36,0:11:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h"He seems to be having\Nproblems on the third tee." Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.36,0:11:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Why you talking so low man? Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.87,0:11:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Why are are these 300 people\N\hwalking behind me so slow? Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.87,0:11:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h"Look in the hole,\Nthere might be a snake. Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.54,0:11:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Look in the hole!" Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.97,0:11:33.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hGolf is one of the few\Nsports where a white man Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.54,0:11:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}can dress like a black\Npimp and not look bad, Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.54,0:11:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}you know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.05,0:11:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's a nice thing. Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.28,0:11:41.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}I want to tell you one thing. Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.35,0:11:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\hYou don't really need\Ncocaine to get really high, Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.35,0:11:45.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}'Cause there's\N\h\hanother way Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.35,0:11:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hto get really high\Nand it's real cheap. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.86,0:11:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Just run 26 miles. Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.86,0:11:50.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}You ever see a marathon runner? Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.86,0:11:52.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}You ever see the\Nlook on his face? Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.36,0:11:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's the same look\N\h\hlike, ha ha ha. Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.37,0:11:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"How you doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.37,0:11:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}"I'm alive!" Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.17,0:12:03.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Yeah, and it only costs you\N\ha pair of fucking shoes, Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.67,0:12:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}you know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.17,0:12:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It's the same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.18,0:12:07.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}You know why he's so high? Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.68,0:12:09.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\hBecause his body is\Npumped full of endorphins. Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.68,0:12:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It's the brain going, Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.18,0:12:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"If you keep this pain shit up,\N\h\h\h\h\hI'm gonna hurt you." Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.68,0:12:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}'Cause that's why when you run, Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.68,0:12:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hthe first couple of miles\Nyou're going, "I'm fabulous." Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.19,0:12:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}After about eight miles you're\N\h\hgoing, "I'm not too good." Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.19,0:12:23.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hAfter about 26\Nmiles you're going, Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.69,0:12:24.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Why the fuck did I do this?" Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.66,0:12:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hAnd you have that look\Nlike. Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.53,0:12:32.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\hAnd you never see a guy\Nhanging out by a track going, Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.03,0:12:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"Psst, my man, you\Nneed a pair of Nikes? Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.08,0:12:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Try one shoe on, do\N\h\hthis for a while. Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.21,0:12:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Because you don't need it." Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.05,0:12:46.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}The basic thing to remember\N\h\habout cocaine is this. Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.55,0:12:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}There was once a documentary, Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.55,0:12:49.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}they asked a Peruvian\N\h\h\h\hIndian chief, Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.05,0:12:51.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hThey said,\N"Chief what's cocaine?" Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.55,0:12:52.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hHe looked right in\Nthe camera and said, Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.55,0:12:54.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Cocaine is our little\N\hgift to the white man Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.56,0:12:56.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"for what you did to us. Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.56,0:13:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h"Yeah, you take our land, we\Ngive you monkey for your back." Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.56,0:13:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}That seems fair.\N\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.83,0:13:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Don't you know that, don't\N\hyou see it now, squabbin? Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.84,0:13:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hOf course, I know a\Nlot of people going, Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.34,0:13:10.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"You know,\NHelen and I basically, Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.84,0:13:13.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h"we did drugs in the '70s, but\Nin the '80s, what we liked to do Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.84,0:13:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"is get all of\Nour stuff together Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.84,0:13:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"and go, 'mm, that gets\N\hme high, that's it.' Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.85,0:13:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h"We like to look in the\NSharper Image catalog and go, Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.85,0:13:20.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"'we don't have that yet,\Nwe don't have that yet.' Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.78,0:13:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"And that whole thing in\N\h\hAfrica pisses me off. Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.75,0:13:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Everyone's sending\N\h\hfood to Africa. Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.25,0:13:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h\h"Let's send some cocktails,\Nlet's make it a party, goddamn." Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.76,0:13:29.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}There's your father over there Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.73,0:13:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}with 15 cups of coffee,\Neight cigarettes going, Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.26,0:13:33.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Your mother and I\N\hnever did drugs." Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.26,0:13:34.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}\h\h\h\h\hBeep,\N"Come on, Pop." Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.50,0:13:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hYour mom's taken three\NValiums, she's passed out Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.57,0:13:40.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}in front of the T.V. going,\N"Don't change the channel." Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.07,0:13:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Don't you\Nsee, don't you see. Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.44,0:13:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Oh, look at this, maybe if\NJapanese people did cocaine Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.44,0:13:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}it'd be like. Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.55,0:13:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}You have to be very careful, Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.55,0:13:56.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}because they can nail\Nyour ass at any time. Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.55,0:13:57.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}In California you can get nailed Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.92,0:13:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}for not having your seatbelt on. Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.42,0:14:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hIf you're on the freeway,\Nthere you are, you see a cop. Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.16,0:14:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h\h"I don't have\Nmy seatbelt on!" Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.66,0:14:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Next thing you know, you're on\N\h\hthe hood of your car going, Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.16,0:14:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"You realize you didn't\Nhave your seat belt on?" Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.66,0:14:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- "No shit, yeah."\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.80,0:14:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}California, we got different\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\htype of police. Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hYou get stopped in\NWest Hollywood, "Stop! Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.50,0:14:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"Those shoes don't\Ngo with those pants." Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.84,0:14:18.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hBut you're used to police\Nhere, a little bit easier. Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.84,0:14:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Basically, your New York cops, Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.01,0:14:21.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hcouple hundred\Npounds overweight, Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.01,0:14:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}wandering around like,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Hey." Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.51,0:14:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}You know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.51,0:14:27.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}He's over there going,\N\h\h\h"Fuck {\i1}Miami Vice. Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.02,0:14:29.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Where's my Maserati?\N\h\h\hNowhere, okay." Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.32,0:14:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hSomebody comes up with\Na knife, "I'll kill you!" Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.62,0:14:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Okay, give it your best shot,\N\h\hehh, okay, get outta here, Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.62,0:14:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"gimme the knife, go on. Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.12,0:14:37.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-"There ya go, go on." Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.73,0:14:39.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}It's a whole other bag. Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.73,0:14:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hBut of course, the best\Npolice in all the world, Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.00,0:14:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}you know what I'm talking about, Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.00,0:14:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\hbelow that little\NManson Nixon Line, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.00,0:14:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Just down below there, when\N\hyou're going down south, Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.00,0:14:51.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}you get stopped in your\N\hBMW there, smartass, Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.51,0:14:52.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}you're in for a good time. Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.28,0:14:54.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}They're the good ol' boys, Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.84,0:14:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}the ones wearing the\Nmirrored sunglasses, Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.84,0:14:57.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}with the mirror on the inside. Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.85,0:15:01.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Yeah, you're ready now.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.85,0:15:03.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}They usually have on assistant\N\h\hthat sits in the car going, Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.85,0:15:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h "We\Ngot him, Bubba, don't we?" Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.12,0:15:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"We got him now,\Nhe-he-he, squeal! Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.63,0:15:12.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Get ready for it,\N\hsqueal, come on," Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.63,0:15:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h- Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.16,0:15:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Man, you're scared\Nboy, you're scared. Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.67,0:15:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}You think you're gonna end up Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.67,0:15:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}in a cell with a man\N\hnamed Bubba going, Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.17,0:15:20.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"You're my little puppy now." Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.44,0:15:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Isn't it strange to think\Nthat if you commit sodomy Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.24,0:15:26.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hin Georgia, they're\Ngonna put you in a cell Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.24,0:15:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hwith another man who's\Ngonna sodomize you, whoa. Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.24,0:15:31.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-This is southern logic. Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.02,0:15:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}The whole country's intense. Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.55,0:15:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}You wanna know why the\N\h\hpolice are intense? Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.62,0:15:38.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Because we're intense. Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.89,0:15:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hWe're armed, and\Nthey're armed, yay. Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.89,0:15:43.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}It's in the Constitution. Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.39,0:15:43.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It says you have the\N\hright to bear arms, Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.89,0:15:45.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}and the right to arm bears. Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.39,0:15:46.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Whatever the hell\N\hyou want to do. Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.53,0:15:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hThe National Rifle\NAssociation says you have Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.60,0:15:52.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}the right to have armor-piercing\N\h\hbullets if you're a hunter. Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.60,0:15:53.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}Why? Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.10,0:15:55.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}How many deer wear\Na bulletproof vest? Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.17,0:15:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hIs there one big\Ndeer out there going, Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.17,0:16:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}- "I'm ready for your ass.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.68,0:16:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Come on, give it your\Nbest shot, let's party. Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.18,0:16:05.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I've got a human call." Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.68,0:16:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}I've got a Coors,\NI've got a Coors. Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.65,0:16:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hIsn't is scary to\Nthink that most hunters Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.12,0:16:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}are people who drink\N\h\ha lot of alcohol Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.12,0:16:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hwith a heavy-caliber\Nweapon out there going, Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.12,0:16:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- "Yeah, looks like a deer.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.99,0:16:20.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Oh, shit, sorry Bob." Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.00,0:16:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Eh, strap him on\Nthe truck anyway. Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.00,0:16:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Cut a couple of limbs off, Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.00,0:16:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"put 'em on there,\N\hthey won't know." Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.00,0:16:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}God, we're all armed. Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.51,0:16:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Here in New York, at least you\N\hdon't get a lot of handguns. Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.01,0:16:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\hIn California,\Neverybody's got handguns, Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.81,0:16:35.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}even ladies who're\Njust carrying 22's; Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.31,0:16:35.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}just makes a small hole. Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.31,0:16:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.85,0:16:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h"I got tired\Nof carrying my mace Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.85,0:16:41.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h"because I used to mix it up\Nwith my breath freshener and go, Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.35,0:16:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\N"oh, there goes the day." Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.19,0:16:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h\hIt's to the point in\NCalifornia where you're gonna Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.02,0:16:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}come home and go,\N"Honey I'm home." Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.02,0:16:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h\h"Easy dear."\N"Hold it honey." Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.02,0:16:50.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Dad, I gotcha."\N\h"Hold it boy." Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.03,0:16:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}- One up there.\N- \h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.63,0:16:55.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}It's {\i1}Family Feud,{\r} the home game. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.13,0:16:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}It's the Mansons versus the\N\hHinckleys, come on down. Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.90,0:17:03.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Show me automatic weapons,\N\h\hsurvey says, 50% dead. Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.47,0:17:06.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Now in England, if\Nyou commit a crime, Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.01,0:17:07.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}the police don't have a gun\N\hand you don't have a gun. Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.01,0:17:08.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}So if you commit a crime it's, Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.51,0:17:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Stop, or I'll say stop again." Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.25,0:17:18.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hBut here, everybody knows we\Nare armed and it's escalating. Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.35,0:17:18.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}It's gonna get to\N\hthe point where Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.35,0:17:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}you're gonna come home one day Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.36,0:17:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hand people across\Nthe street are going, Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.36,0:17:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I built this cruise missile\N\h\h\h\h\hto stop these kids Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.36,0:17:24.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"from playing ZZ Top." Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.36,0:17:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}And the next thing\N\hyou know, it goes Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.36,0:17:30.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}beyond that, it's {\i1}Road Warrior\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h{\r}on the freeways. Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.37,0:17:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}People start mounting\N\h\h\htwin 50-caliber Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.37,0:17:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hmachine guns on the front\Nof their Chevrolet, going, Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.77,0:17:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Look Helen, a slow\N\hChinese driver." Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.24,0:17:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hNo, you think you've got him\Nbut he's in front of you going, Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.74,0:17:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Nah, I've got a flame thrower\N\h\hin the trunk, you won-ton." Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.25,0:17:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hAnd one little old lady up\Nin the front of them with her Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.25,0:17:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}little tiny Volkswagen with\Na grenade launcher, going, Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.75,0:17:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"Make my day." Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.25,0:17:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}It's all there. Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.26,0:17:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hWe're Americans,\Nwe're a simple people. Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.32,0:17:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}But if you piss us off\Nwe'll bomb your cities. Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.83,0:17:58.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}- Think about that.\N- \h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.33,0:17:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\hJust ask the\NJapanese, they'll go, Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.83,0:18:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"What, we bomb one harbor, Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.83,0:18:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"next thing you know,\N\hyou nuke our town. Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.33,0:18:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"But the nice thing is\N\hyou build us back up, Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.33,0:18:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"you buy our products,\N\h\h\h\h\hnice people." Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.34,0:18:09.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hThe whole thing, and\Nat the top of the heap. Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.34,0:18:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hThere's Ronald Reagan\Nwith a look in his eyes Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.34,0:18:12.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h\hlike they're gonna put\Nswinging doors in the Congress. Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.98,0:18:14.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}So it's gonna be, eh, Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.98,0:18:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"I'm back and I'm pissed off." Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.48,0:18:21.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}He's got that look in his eyes. Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.98,0:18:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Here's a president that said, Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.29,0:18:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"What would this country be\N\h\h\h\hwithout this great\N\h\h\h\h\h\hland of ours." Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.79,0:18:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h-What? Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.79,0:18:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Excuse me? Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.59,0:18:33.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"Wait a minute,\Nexcuse me, sir. Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.43,0:18:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Mr. Reagan, under redundant\N\hin the dictionary it says, Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.00,0:18:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- "See redundant."\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.20,0:18:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Fine, you got me on that one." Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.20,0:18:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Don't you see that\N\hlook in his eyes? Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.70,0:18:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hHe's not dealing with\Nthe real world anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.21,0:18:47.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Here is a man that in\Na presidential debate Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.21,0:18:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hreferred to army\Nuniforms as costumes. Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.71,0:18:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h-Mm-mm. Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.71,0:18:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hSo in other words,\Nwar is the big film. Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.22,0:18:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}So if he launches\Na nuclear weapon, Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.72,0:18:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}- "That's a wrap, everybody."\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.32,0:19:00.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}No, Ron, no! Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.89,0:19:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Don't you see when he's\N\h\htalking to Congress Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.89,0:19:03.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}he's got that look in his eyes Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.89,0:19:04.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}like it's not Congress anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.89,0:19:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}It's the old actors' home. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.66,0:19:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hThere's Tip O'Neill, he's\Ntalking about Central America Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.66,0:19:11.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hbut all of a sudden Tip's\Nface starts to melt to Ron. Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.17,0:19:13.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It's not Tip anymore,\N\h\hit's Duke Wango, Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.67,0:19:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Oh, forget these pissants. Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.17,0:19:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Let's get down to Nicaragua\N\h\h\h\h\hand kick some ass." Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.17,0:19:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}You could see Ron go, Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.98,0:19:22.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h"I'm with ya,\NI'm with ya, Duke. Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.54,0:19:25.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'll get the Contra ponies,\N\h\h\h\hwe'll be outta here." Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.55,0:19:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}And there's Casper\NWeinberger looking Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.82,0:19:27.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}a lot like Bela Lugosi going, Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.82,0:19:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"We can't do it during the day." Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.69,0:19:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.59,0:19:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Then there's Shultz and Bush,\N\hkinda like Stan and Ollie. Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.46,0:19:39.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Now you've done it, we've\Nover-balanced the budget." Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.96,0:19:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}- Hmm, there you go.\N- \h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.40,0:19:43.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Don't you see? Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.47,0:19:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hAnd Henry Kissinger,\Nthe phantom of Congress, Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.44,0:19:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}somewhere in the\Nbackground going, Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.94,0:19:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"They don't understand\N\h\h\h\hyou like I do. Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.44,0:19:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h"You have to understand me.\NLook here, Mr. Reagan, look, Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.44,0:19:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h"Cambodia, Nicaragua,\NCambodia, Nicaragua, shh. Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.94,0:19:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I'll be here if you need\Nme, I'll be in the back." Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.95,0:20:03.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- Wow, Ron's got that knock.\N- \h- Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.99,0:20:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hSuddenly, suddenly\NTeddy Kennedy stands up, Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.32,0:20:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hbut it's not Teddy\NKennedy anymore to Ron. Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.83,0:20:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hIt's Jimmy Stewart\Ngoing, "Mr. President, Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.33,0:20:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"you can't do this without\N\hthe will of the people." Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.83,0:20:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Ron gets scared. Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.83,0:20:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"No, no, there's no place\N\h\hlike the White House. Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.83,0:20:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h"There's no place\Nlike the White House." Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.34,0:20:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Thinks about Star Wars,\Ngoes back to his room, Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.31,0:20:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hputs on a black robe and\Nsuddenly, he's Obi Ron Kenobi. Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.31,0:20:31.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\hStanding there,\NNancy has two danishes Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.38,0:20:32.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}strapped to her head going, Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.31,0:20:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}- "Help me Obi Ron.\N- \h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.22,0:20:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}- "Help me Obi Ron."\N- \h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.95,0:20:39.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Don't you see when\Nyou look at Reagan, Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.39,0:20:42.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hhe was Disney's last\Nwish, don't you see that? Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.89,0:20:46.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}Just before Disney died he went, Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.90,0:20:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Make a president."\N\h\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.40,0:20:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}And all the cartoon\N\hcharacters went, Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.93,0:20:53.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Yeah, you heard what he\Nsaid, come on everybody. Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.44,0:20:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Goofy, you be Secretary\N\h\h\h\hof the Interior." Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.94,0:20:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}-"Uh-huh."\N-"Come on!" Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.81,0:21:00.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}He's got that look! Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.71,0:21:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}There it is. Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.55,0:21:09.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h-The way he moves. Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.02,0:21:11.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It's strange, though. Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.52,0:21:15.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Don't you see the way he moves? Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.52,0:21:18.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}It's like the Lincoln exhibit\Nat Disneyland, don't you see? Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.53,0:21:20.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hWhen he gets up it's like. Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.53,0:21:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}I just want you to know that.... Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.54,0:21:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}I'll be right with\N\hthe question for Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.37,0:21:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}You expect to see Jim Henson\N\h\h\hbehind a curtain going, Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.21,0:21:35.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"You moved him too far!\N\h\h\h\hMove his arms!" Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.21,0:21:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I want you to know, the\N\hbudget's balanced now." Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.85,0:21:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Don't you see, one day\N\hhe's gonna break down Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.42,0:21:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}in the middle of a\N\hpress conference. Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.58,0:21:43.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hIt'll be, "Well, I--". Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.16,0:21:49.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}He has to go now. Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.76,0:21:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hBasically, it's\Nsummit time again. Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.63,0:21:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}A summit, a summit\Nis a strange thing Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.50,0:21:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hwhere they talk\Nabout nuclear arms. Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.50,0:21:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It's a strange thing,\Nit's like two lepers Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.50,0:21:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hhand-wrestling, you\Nknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.00,0:22:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Every time you push something\Nwrong, boom, it falls apart. Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.50,0:22:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h\hThey're talking about\Npartial nuclear disarmament. Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.01,0:22:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hThis is also like talking\Nabout partial circumcision. Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.17,0:22:07.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- A strange thing.\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.68,0:22:09.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hYou either go all the\Nway or fucking forget it, Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.68,0:22:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- you know what I'm saying?\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.68,0:22:12.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}And they go to Geneva,\N\h\hwhere you sit down, Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.68,0:22:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hyou buy some chocolate,\Nhave a few watches and say, Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.68,0:22:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hhey fuck it, we can't do\Nanything, I'm outta here, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.79,0:22:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}No, I'm saying you're\Ngonna have a summit, Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.29,0:22:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}you better do it in\NCarmine's Clam Bar Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.79,0:22:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}down in the village, you\N\h\hknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.29,0:22:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Get a couple of people\N\h\hnamed Vinny to go, Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.29,0:22:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Sit the fuck down." Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.29,0:22:28.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\h\h-\N-You get over there, Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.56,0:22:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hyou sit down with a couple of\Nguys with a middle name "the," Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.07,0:22:33.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}you know like Johnny the\NFish, Jimmy the Squirrel. Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.57,0:22:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}And you come over\N\hhere, you know? Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.44,0:22:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"Hey Mr. Reagan, let me\Nget you some clams, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.77,0:22:40.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Ron, Gorbachev, what's\Nthis, a map of Albania? Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.28,0:22:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Wipe that shit off,\Nokay, come over here. Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.28,0:22:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h-\N-"Over here. Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.28,0:22:46.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h"The two of you, sit down.\NWhat are you doing over here? Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.78,0:22:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Come here, what is this, what,\N\h\his your hair from Big Boy? Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.28,0:22:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Come over here, sit down. Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.78,0:22:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Let me get you, Gorbachev\N\h\hyou want some red wine? Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.79,0:22:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Let me guess, yeah, you\N\h\hdig, come over here. Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.79,0:22:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h"The two of you, you work\Nthis shit out or you wake up Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.79,0:22:58.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"in the trunk of a car,\Nyou know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.19,0:22:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"You gotta divide it up. Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.06,0:23:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"Gorbachev, you\Nstart off, Reagan, Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.56,0:23:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"you listen and stop\N\h\hdoing this shit. Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.33,0:23:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"Okay Gorbachev, you start off." Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.40,0:23:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Okay, all I want is maybe a\Nlittle bit of Western Europe, Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.91,0:23:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"nude 3D picture\Nof Brooke Shields. Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.91,0:23:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Because the eyebrows remind\N\h\h\hme of Brezhnev, okay?" Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.91,0:23:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Well, I..." Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.38,0:23:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"What the fuck are you,\N\h\h\h\h\h\ha Muppet?" Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.05,0:23:27.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h"No, I think I should\Nshow you who I really am." Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.89,0:23:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\N"It's me, I'm back again! Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.39,0:23:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I told you I'd be back. Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.50,0:23:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"It's {\i1}Halloween Part 5! Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.00,0:23:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Jason's back and\Nhe's pissed off. Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.50,0:23:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"I've got the tapes now and no\N\hone's fucking with me again." Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.51,0:23:47.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Richard Nixon on the\N\h\hcover of {\i1}Newsweek Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.01,0:23:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\his like John Hinckley on\Nthe cover of {\i1}Guns and Ammo{\r} ; Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.51,0:23:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- not a good idea.\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.08,0:23:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}He's back, whoa. Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.15,0:23:56.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hAnd it won't even\Nbe them that blows the\Ntits off the world, no. Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.65,0:23:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}In the Middle East, there's\N\h\h\hold Muammar Gaddafi, Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.15,0:24:00.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}or as his friends call him, Mo. Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.16,0:24:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"Hey, Mo!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.36,0:24:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h\h\NYou numbskull, no. Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.13,0:24:08.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}When you look at Gaddafi,\N\h\hdoesn't he look like Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.63,0:24:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\ha cross between Omar\NSharif and Charles Manson? Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.13,0:24:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Kind of has those faces? Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.63,0:24:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}He's got the handsome face, Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.83,0:24:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hbut the eyes are\Ngoing "Helter Skelter." Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.84,0:24:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Helter Skelter." Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.34,0:24:19.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}They call him Colonel Gaddafi. Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.34,0:24:19.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hSounds like he\Nshould have a chain Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.34,0:24:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}of terrorist chicken stores. Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.84,0:24:24.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hCome on down to Colonel\NGaddafi's Bomb In A Bucket. Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.85,0:24:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}- Come on down.\N- \h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.35,0:24:27.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hBring the kids, get a\Ngrenade, come on down. Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.22,0:24:30.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Here is a man who had\N\hthe audacity to go, Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.55,0:24:33.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"It's a line of death,\Nyou cross it, you die. Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.06,0:24:36.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Okay, you cross\Nthis line, you die. Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.06,0:24:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Okay, you cross\Nthis line, you die. Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.60,0:24:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Okay, you knock on my door\N\hI'm not coming out, nah." Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.00,0:24:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}What, what is this? Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.50,0:24:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}The only people flying\N\h\hto the Middle East Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.00,0:24:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}right now are terrorists. Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.00,0:24:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Will you be sitting\Nin armed or unarmed? Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.94,0:24:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"In case of a cabin\N\h\hseizure a small Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.38,0:24:54.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}gun will fall from the ceiling. Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.38,0:24:56.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Run to the front and claim\N\hit in the name of Allah. Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.38,0:24:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h\h-No. Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.88,0:24:59.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hThe whole Middle East is like\Nan old Marx Brothers' routine, Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.35,0:25:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}it's like, "Gaddafi,"\N\h\h"God bless you." Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.88,0:25:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h"Assad," "nobody," "Hussein,"\N"nobody," "you're outta here." Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.19,0:25:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Prime Minister Botha,\N\hwhite courtesy phone. Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.19,0:25:14.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Prime Minister Botha,\Nwhite courtesy phone." Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.66,0:25:16.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Strange thing. Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.63,0:25:18.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}South Africa's getting\Nto the point where even Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.13,0:25:18.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Lester Maddox is gonna have\N\hto go over there and go, Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.07,0:25:21.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Excuse me Mr. Botha, can I\N\htalk to you for a moment? Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.07,0:25:24.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"George, what do you think? Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.14,0:25:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"Okay, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.64,0:25:30.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h"Mr. Botha, Mr. Botha can I\Nexplain something to your ass? Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.48,0:25:32.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Let me show you the\N\hodds here, Sparky. Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.82,0:25:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"There's 14 million\N\h\h\hblack people. Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.82,0:25:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"There's 3 million white people. Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.32,0:25:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Now, does the name Custer\N\h\h\hmean anything to you? Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.32,0:25:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h-"I think you gotta Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.16,0:25:45.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"circle them up, you\Nknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.49,0:25:47.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h"Either you'd better\Ncircle all the wagons, Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.56,0:25:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"or learn some some\Nsports real quick." Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.40,0:25:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hScary times, and\Nthere's Kurt Waldheim. Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.40,0:25:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Mr. Waldheim, are you a Nazi?" Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.90,0:25:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Well, we had a few beers,\N\h\h\h\hnext thing you know Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.14,0:25:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h"there we are\Nin Czechoslovakia." Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.04,0:25:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"What's next, Poland?" Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.41,0:26:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h-"Nah." Dialogue: 0,0:26:00.41,0:26:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"What about that picture\N\h\h\hof you and Hitler?" Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.01,0:26:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h"It's like {\i1}The Enquirer,{\r} they\Nmatted it in, it wasn't me, no." Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.08,0:26:07.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's all too crazy. Dialogue: 0,0:26:07.55,0:26:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hAnd oh, there's\Nthe United Nations Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.52,0:26:10.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}like a traffic cop on Valium. Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.52,0:26:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}All of this is going\Ndown, they're going, Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.82,0:26:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Stop. Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.62,0:26:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}"Stop." Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.99,0:26:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hBest thing for the U.N. to\Ndo right now is to go condo, Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.06,0:26:20.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}you know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.56,0:26:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h-\N-Scary times. Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.57,0:26:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}It makes you think that Jesus\N\hChrist is gonna come back, Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.07,0:26:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}but this time he's not gonna\Nlook like Ted Nugent, uh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.51,0:26:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hHe's going to look\Nlike Charles Bronson Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.94,0:26:34.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hand he's gonna be\Ngoddamn pissed off. Dialogue: 0,0:26:35.94,0:26:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"I'm not a carpenter this time, Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.95,0:26:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'm a sheet-metal worker and\N\h\hdon't fuck with me, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.35,0:26:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"The first man I wanna\Ntalk to is Jerry Falwell. Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.42,0:26:44.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Get his ass down here. Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.92,0:26:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Bring him over here,\Nbring him over here." Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.63,0:26:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd there'll be Jerry\NFalwell, Jerry Falwell going, Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.63,0:26:55.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"You know, the Lord Jesus loves\N\hyou if you send your money -- Dialogue: 0,0:26:55.13,0:26:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"He's here? Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.13,0:26:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.37,0:27:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Bobby, Bobby get\Nthe plane, get the, Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.34,0:27:02.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Jesus, how have you been? Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.84,0:27:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"No, I misunderstood the Bible,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat's all. Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.81,0:27:08.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I thought you said the geeks\N\h\hshall inherit the Earth, Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.34,0:27:10.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"please, please don't\N\h\hhurt me." Dialogue: 0,0:27:10.51,0:27:12.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}And all of these healers. Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.01,0:27:14.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}If that man in {\i1}The PTL Club\N{\r}is such an amazing healer, Dialogue: 0,0:27:14.52,0:27:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}why can't he make his wife's\N\h\hJiffy Pop hairdo go down? Dialogue: 0,0:27:19.05,0:27:20.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Jim Baker and Tammy! Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.56,0:27:22.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hIf this man has a\Ndirect line to God, Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.56,0:27:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}why does his wife\Nlook like Divine, Dialogue: 0,0:27:24.06,0:27:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- you know what I'm saying?\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:27:27.90,0:27:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Then there's Ernest Angley\Nsaying, "I will heal you." Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.90,0:27:31.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hBut he's wearing a toupee\Nthat's so shitty it looks like Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.90,0:27:34.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\ha small animal crawled on\Nhis head and went. Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.21,0:27:39.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I will compare and contrast\N\h\h\hJesus and Spider-Man." Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.21,0:27:42.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}No baby, no. Dialogue: 0,0:27:42.21,0:27:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hMakes you think that God's\Nup there looking down going, Dialogue: 0,0:27:44.21,0:27:46.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I gave you a nice planet\N\hand you fucked it up." Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.72,0:27:49.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Everything's going\N\ha little strange. Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.22,0:27:51.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Our rivers are so polluted\N\h\h\h\hthat maybe one day Dialogue: 0,0:27:51.22,0:27:53.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}a five thousand pound trout's\Ngonna crawl out of the Hudson Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.22,0:27:56.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}and go, "I wanna talk to anybody\N\h\hfrom Dow Chemical, anybody. Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.86,0:27:58.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Get his ass over here. Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.86,0:28:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"I got some two-headed\Nbabies to show your ass. Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.36,0:28:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"Better living\Nthrough chemistry? Dialogue: 0,0:28:04.37,0:28:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"Show me this."\N\h Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.73,0:28:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"But we believe now\N\h\hthe accident at Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.30,0:28:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Chernobyl has been\N\h\htaken care of. Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.80,0:28:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"If you'd like to follow\N\h\h\hus into the plant, Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.81,0:28:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}- "I'll show you around."\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.08,0:28:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Tom Waits once said that you\Nknow, maybe there's no devil; Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.48,0:28:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}he's just God when he's drunk. Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.48,0:28:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Well if God drinks,\Nyou think that God Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.49,0:28:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}gets stoned once in a while? Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.99,0:28:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Look at a platypus, I think so. Dialogue: 0,0:28:30.99,0:28:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}You think God's up there going,\N\h\h"Okay, let's take a beaver. Dialogue: 0,0:28:37.50,0:28:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Okay, let's put\Non a duck's bill. Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.00,0:28:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Hey, I'm God, what\N\hare you gonna do? Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.00,0:28:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}"Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:28:44.51,0:28:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Okay, he's a mammal,\N\h\hbut he lays eggs. Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.01,0:28:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}"Hey, Darwin! Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.01,0:28:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h\h\h-\N-"There you go!" Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.25,0:28:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Because nature does that,\N\h\hnature has no rules. Dialogue: 0,0:28:56.25,0:28:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}It has no rules at all. Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.25,0:28:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Every time you think there's\N\ha rule for nature it goes, Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.75,0:29:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"No, no."\N\h\h\h\h"I'm outta here." Dialogue: 0,0:29:02.22,0:29:04.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\hIf we take the planet\Nout, if we blow this earth Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.76,0:29:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hto death, we're gone,\Nnothing. Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.26,0:29:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\hNature will go,\N"I'm back." Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.17,0:29:13.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hIt'll keep going, it'll be\Nnew forms, different things. Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.60,0:29:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hThat's what spring is.\NEvery spring, every animal Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.04,0:29:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\hhas that look in\Ntheir eyes like, "Yeah." Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.64,0:29:21.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\hFlowers like\NBarry White going, Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.14,0:29:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h"Oh, baby, give me\Nyour hairy stamen now." Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.65,0:29:26.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}That's why your dog\Nlooks at you like, Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.65,0:29:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Listen, man, you\Ngot a choice, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.65,0:29:30.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\h\h"I can either\Nhump your leg or Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.65,0:29:31.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"leave the house,\N\hit's up to you. Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.15,0:29:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}\h\h-\N-"Your choice." Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.66,0:29:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hIt's a time when your\Ncat looks at you like, Dialogue: 0,0:29:36.16,0:29:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"Have you ever\Nseen this before?" Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.16,0:29:41.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hBasically it's that\Nurge, it's springtime. Dialogue: 0,0:29:41.76,0:29:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's nature crying\Nout, "Let's party!" Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.27,0:29:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}It's time to go wild and\N\h\hdo the dance of love. Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.50,0:29:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}It's time when male birds\Ndo that incredible thing Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.51,0:29:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}where they go, "Check\Nit out, check it out. Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.98,0:29:55.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h"Check it out, I'm\Nincredible, check it out." Dialogue: 0,0:29:57.21,0:30:00.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hAnd the female birds are\Nusually going, "Maybe? Maybe?" Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.22,0:30:02.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\hYes, and we as\Nhuman beings, we are Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.72,0:30:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}driven by the same\N\h\hsexual desire. Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.22,0:30:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Men, you know you have a tiny\Ncreature living between your Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.22,0:30:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hlegs that has no memory and\Nno conscience, you know that. Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.76,0:30:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-You know you have no control! Dialogue: 0,0:30:13.26,0:30:15.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hThere is no control\Nover this tiny beast. Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.76,0:30:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hYou wake up in the\Nmorning, he's been up Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.76,0:30:18.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}five minutes before you're\N\h\hlike, "How you doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.84,0:30:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}No conscious control! Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.44,0:30:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}He's there, ya-hah. Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.44,0:30:29.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Morning!\NTime for jumping jacks." Dialogue: 0,0:30:30.68,0:30:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And whoever you live with,\N\h\hthey look at you like, Dialogue: 0,0:30:32.75,0:30:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}who are you thinking about?\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.75,0:30:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}He looks at them with that one\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgood eye, Dialogue: 0,0:30:35.75,0:30:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Nobody, I'm on my own. Dialogue: 0,0:30:37.75,0:30:39.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Let's play horseshoes,\N\h\h\h\h\hget a towel, Dialogue: 0,0:30:39.25,0:30:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"put a hat on me,\Nlet's take a chance." Dialogue: 0,0:30:42.82,0:30:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And you may be playing sports,\N\h\hyou may be with other men, Dialogue: 0,0:30:44.29,0:30:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}you've just done manly things,\N\h\h\hyou've played a good game Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.16,0:30:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}of football, you've just turned\N\hyour friend's face into goo. Dialogue: 0,0:30:48.70,0:30:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}You're in the locker room,\N\hyou're soaping up going, Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.16,0:30:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Good game, everybody." Dialogue: 0,0:30:51.20,0:30:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}All of a sudden he\N\hrises up and goes Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.70,0:30:55.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}- "Hey, good game, everybody."\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.04,0:30:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And all your friends are going,\N\h"Yeah, real good game, Bob." Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.41,0:31:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}You have no control! Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.91,0:31:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hIt should be a\Nseparate creature. Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.91,0:31:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}You should be able\N\h\hto take it off, Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.91,0:31:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}boom, put him on the ground. Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.91,0:31:07.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Take him for a walk,\Nhe's got the rollers, Dialogue: 0,0:31:07.38,0:31:09.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- he'd be like.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.75,0:31:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Make it a different beast! Dialogue: 0,0:31:13.69,0:31:14.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}That way... Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.72,0:31:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}You'd have some control,\N\hat least some control. Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.23,0:31:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h"Heel!" Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.73,0:31:20.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h"Sit!" Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.00,0:31:22.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}You'd have some control of him, Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.06,0:31:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}but as it is now, you have none. Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.07,0:31:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}No control at all,\N\hwomen know this. Dialogue: 0,0:31:26.07,0:31:27.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}When you look at it, you can\N\hsee the look in their eyes Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.57,0:31:30.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\hlike, "Well, it's a\Nridiculous piece of flesh. Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.07,0:31:34.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h"My God, looks like a snail\Nwearing a helmet, what is it?" Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.71,0:31:36.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hOr if you're\Nuncircumcised, looks like Dialogue: 0,0:31:36.71,0:31:39.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\ha snake wearing a\Nsweater, you know that. Dialogue: 0,0:31:39.21,0:31:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hIt's ridiculous, but the\Nmoment he starts to rise, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:31:42.48,0:31:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hIt's a different\Ncase, they get that Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.22,0:31:46.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}look in their eyes like,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Alien!" Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.22,0:31:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h- Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.16,0:31:51.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Strange, why, why is he here, Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.23,0:31:54.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}why are we driven\N\hby this desire? Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.23,0:31:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}We have lust! Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.23,0:31:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Lust permeates our\N\h\hsoul sometimes. Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.73,0:31:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hMen, we are so\Ndriven by this lust Dialogue: 0,0:31:59.23,0:32:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}that we have a violent streak\N\h\hthat comes along with it. Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.34,0:32:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hIf we can't fuck\Nit, we'll kill it, Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.40,0:32:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}you know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.41,0:32:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}It's like that. Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.41,0:32:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hThat's why we make\Nweapons, a nuclear bomb, Dialogue: 0,0:32:07.18,0:32:08.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hit's basically a\Nman's way of saying, Dialogue: 0,0:32:08.18,0:32:10.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"I'm gonna fuck up\N\hthe earth, yeah." Dialogue: 0,0:32:10.61,0:32:12.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hA woman would never\Nmake a nuclear weapon, Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.05,0:32:14.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hthey would never make\Na bomb that kills you. Dialogue: 0,0:32:14.05,0:32:16.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}They'd make a bomb that makes\N\h\hyou feel bad for a while. Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.05,0:32:19.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hSee, that'd be a\Nwhole other thing. Dialogue: 0,0:32:19.55,0:32:21.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}That's why there should\N\hbe a woman president. Dialogue: 0,0:32:21.56,0:32:22.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Don't you see? Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.56,0:32:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}That's be a wonderful thing! Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.56,0:32:27.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It'd be an incredible\N\h\h\hconcept, that. Dialogue: 0,0:32:27.63,0:32:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}There would never be any wars, Dialogue: 0,0:32:28.63,0:32:30.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}just every 28 days some\N\hintense negotiations. Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.63,0:32:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}That'd be a good thing there! Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.37,0:32:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Because you have that release, Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.87,0:32:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\has a woman every 28\Ndays you can get crazy! Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.38,0:32:42.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Your friend comes into town, Dialogue: 0,0:32:42.88,0:32:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}I don't think it's\N\ha friend, do you? Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.35,0:32:46.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hHow many friends make you\Nwanna stand on top of the roof Dialogue: 0,0:32:46.71,0:32:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hwith an automatic weapon\Nand go, "Get in the house! Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.78,0:32:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-"Get in the fucking house!" Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.29,0:32:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}No, it's not a friend. Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.29,0:32:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hThat's why men are\Ngoing, "Well, maybe not." Dialogue: 0,0:33:00.29,0:33:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hWe're driven, we\Nare driven by this Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.80,0:33:04.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\hdesire, by this\Nstrange creature. Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.30,0:33:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Wouldn't it be nice sometimes, Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.30,0:33:07.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hwouldn't it be nice if\Nyou could go into a bar, Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.30,0:33:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}buy him a drink once in a while. Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.80,0:33:11.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}There'd be a big bar up here, Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.31,0:33:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}a little bar down here for him. Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.31,0:33:15.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hGo into the bar,\Nyeah, put him out. Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.74,0:33:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}He's looking up at\N\hyou with that one Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.75,0:33:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hgood eye like,\N"How ya been, baby? Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.25,0:33:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Sorry about last night,\N\hI guess I got nervous, Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.25,0:33:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h"fired off a couple of\Nwarning shots, what the hell. Dialogue: 0,0:33:25.69,0:33:27.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"But if you didn't\Ntry and strangle me, Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.19,0:33:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"I'd have a better chance,\N\hyou know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.19,0:33:31.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"The hell, I can't go\N\hback in there, man, Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.19,0:33:33.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"that's some scary stuff,\Nyou know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:33:33.49,0:33:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'm not going back without a\Nwetsuit and a mining helmet, Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.30,0:33:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}- "I tell you that.\N- \h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.80,0:33:37.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"You better work on that stuff, Dialogue: 0,0:33:37.80,0:33:40.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h"I'm not going back,\Nhell no, I won't go -- Dialogue: 0,0:33:41.30,0:33:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Hey, forget what I\N\hsaid, who's that? Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.31,0:33:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"I'm going down here,\N\h\hyou talk to her, Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.81,0:33:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"down scope." Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.51,0:33:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Don't you see? Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.08,0:33:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It'd be the only true\N\h\hcharacter witness Dialogue: 0,0:33:51.08,0:33:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}you could ever have\Nat a divorce trial. Dialogue: 0,0:33:53.08,0:33:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Your Honor, I'd\Nlike to bring out Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.08,0:33:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"a character witness right now. Dialogue: 0,0:33:58.09,0:33:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h"I believe it has a lot\Nof bearing on the case." Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.59,0:34:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h"Promise to tell the whole\Ntruth, nothing but the truth, Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.59,0:34:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"promise to raise\Nyour right hand?" Dialogue: 0,0:34:03.76,0:34:04.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"I don't have a right hand, Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.83,0:34:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"but I'll give it\Na shot. Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.83,0:34:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}- "Mr. Phallus.\N- \h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.83,0:34:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"On the night of the 15th,\N\h\hwhat do you remember?" Dialogue: 0,0:34:14.84,0:34:16.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Well, it was light,\N\h\h\h\hit was dark, Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.34,0:34:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"it was light, it was\N\hdark, it was light. Dialogue: 0,0:34:19.84,0:34:22.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Couldn't see very well. Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.34,0:34:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"The hell I'm supposed to do? Dialogue: 0,0:34:24.11,0:34:25.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h"Goddamn it, what the\Nhell am I supposed to do, Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.68,0:34:26.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"what do you want\Nfrom me, goddamn it? Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.68,0:34:29.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"I didn't know, he's the\N\hcommander, I merely sat Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.68,0:34:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h"down here, I held the\Ntesticles, I didn't know why. Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.19,0:34:36.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"I am not an animal,\NI am a sexual organ!" Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.63,0:34:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}It is this creature, this lust. Dialogue: 0,0:34:39.69,0:34:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}But what compensates for this? Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.70,0:34:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}There's also your heart. Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.70,0:34:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hYour heart is romance\Ngoing, "What about love? Dialogue: 0,0:34:45.20,0:34:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"What about poetry?"\N\hand he's down there Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.17,0:34:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hgoing, "Whatever\Nworks, babe, yeah." Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.17,0:34:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hThen above romance,\Nthere's your mind going, Dialogue: 0,0:34:51.17,0:34:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"Ah, I believe\Nyou're both right. Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.18,0:34:55.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"We must propagate the species,\N\h\h\h\hbut we still must have Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.68,0:34:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"conversation afterwards, that's\N\h\hwhy I'm looking for a woman Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.68,0:34:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"who gives mind, if\Nyou catch my drift." Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.68,0:35:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}That's why we are driven\N\h\h\hto meet Miss Right, Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.68,0:35:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}- or at least Miss Right Now.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.12,0:35:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And you do, and you do the act, Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.62,0:35:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}the wonderful act\N\hof making love. Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.13,0:35:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hAnd you're making love,\Nand you feel like a god, Dialogue: 0,0:35:14.13,0:35:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hand the moment\Nyou have an orgasm Dialogue: 0,0:35:15.33,0:35:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}you look like goddamn Goofy. Dialogue: 0,0:35:20.23,0:35:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\hYou're going,\N"Yes, yes, yes, whoa! Dialogue: 0,0:35:23.84,0:35:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-"Is this fun or what! Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.18,0:35:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Oh, whoa, ho ho, wow!" Dialogue: 0,0:35:31.68,0:35:34.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hAnd if we found somebody\Nelse it'd be even more fun. Dialogue: 0,0:35:34.68,0:35:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}Oh, God! Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.18,0:35:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\hMen can't fake an\Norgasm, who wants to look Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.19,0:35:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}that dumb, you know\N\hwhat I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.19,0:35:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hIt's an incredible thing,\N'cause once a man has an orgasm Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.19,0:35:45.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}he's there, as a vulnerable\N\h\hhuman being and then... Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.10,0:35:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hAt that point women\Nusually go, "I'm ready." Dialogue: 0,0:35:57.54,0:35:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\hAnd he's there like a\Nlittle prize fighter going, Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.54,0:36:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h"Uncle Charlie, I coulda\Nbeen somebody, goddamn it. Dialogue: 0,0:36:03.04,0:36:05.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}- "I'm melting!\N- \h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.51,0:36:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}- I'm melting!\N- \h- Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.05,0:36:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}It's over, you're through. Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.05,0:36:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Can't even jump-start him. Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.36,0:36:19.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}It's an incredible thing! Dialogue: 0,0:36:20.93,0:36:23.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hYou try, you try, that's\Nwhen you need sexual therapy. Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.53,0:36:26.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}That's when you need\N\hhelp from a little, Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.03,0:36:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\htiny lady like\NDr. Ruth Westheimer. Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.04,0:36:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\h\h-\N-Yes, Dr. Westheimer. Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.87,0:36:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Here's a woman talking\N\h\h\h\habout oral sex, Dialogue: 0,0:36:32.37,0:36:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}and you know she doesn't\N\heven eat pork, warning! Dialogue: 0,0:36:36.38,0:36:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}It's a wonderful way\N\hshe talks about it, Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.88,0:36:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}she talks about the penis\Nlike it's a cooking show. Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.38,0:36:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"First of all, take the man's\N\hpenis between your fingers. Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.39,0:36:46.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- "Knead the bread," no, no.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:36:46.62,0:36:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}No, baby, don't be doing that\Nwith my tiny Johnson, nuh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.19,0:36:52.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Ah baby, I'm saying if\N\hyou want sexual help, Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.69,0:36:54.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}you don't want a little\N\h\h\htiny Jewish lady, Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.20,0:36:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hyou want a large black\Nlady named Dr. Roof, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:36:58.20,0:36:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}She'll help your ass stand, Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.70,0:37:01.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h\h'cause she'll be\Ngoddamned honest with you. Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.60,0:37:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}You call and say, "Dr. Roof,\N\h\h\h\hI have a small penis, Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.54,0:37:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"does that make a difference?" Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.54,0:37:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\h\hShe'll go,\N"Damn straight, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:37:07.04,0:37:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}"Mm-mm. Dialogue: 0,0:37:08.54,0:37:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Honey, you can't\Nmake butter with Dialogue: 0,0:37:10.04,0:37:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"a toothpick, you\Nknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.05,0:37:13.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h-"Mm-mm. Dialogue: 0,0:37:13.55,0:37:15.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Work with it baby, mm-mm. Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.55,0:37:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Don't be coming at me with\N\hthat little thing, mm-mm. Dialogue: 0,0:37:18.32,0:37:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Dress it up, get some\N\h\hpuppet show stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:37:21.02,0:37:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Make it sing, make it\N\hdance, this gon' be, Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.52,0:37:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"oh, get that thing\N\h\h\haway from me! Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.03,0:37:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Uh-uh, and men, men\N\h\hyou better learn Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.53,0:37:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"some foreplay, you\Nknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:37:28.03,0:37:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h"Most men the foreplay is\Nlike 'eh, here I come,' uh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.53,0:37:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Most men, women you\Nknow what it's like. Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.03,0:37:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h"They grab your titties\Nlike they're making bread. Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.54,0:37:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"You know, like they're\N\h\htrying to push them Dialogue: 0,0:37:37.04,0:37:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"together and make\None good one, uh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:37:40.54,0:37:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"These are flesh,\Nbaby, that's you. Dialogue: 0,0:37:42.04,0:37:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Don't let him grab that\Nstuff, you say you wanna Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.54,0:37:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"make cookies, get in there,\N\hyou wanna fuck, stay here. Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.05,0:37:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Don't be doing this\N\hstuff now, nuh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.05,0:37:50.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h"And they do this thing\Nwhere they grab your nipples Dialogue: 0,0:37:50.79,0:37:52.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"real hard and go, 'Ooh,\N\hdoes that get you hot?' Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.79,0:37:53.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}"Oh yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:37:54.79,0:37:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Oh, I'm on fire now,\N\hChief Smoke, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.79,0:38:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}- "Mr. Vice Grip, Mr. Pliers.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.30,0:38:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h"And they do this\Nthing where they start Dialogue: 0,0:38:02.30,0:38:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"grabbing your\Nnipples and turning Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.30,0:38:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"like they're dialing\N\h\ha fucking radio. Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.80,0:38:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"What the hell is that? Dialogue: 0,0:38:07.87,0:38:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"What are you dialing,\N\h\hRadio Free Europe? Dialogue: 0,0:38:09.37,0:38:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Get your ass out of there. Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.87,0:38:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Damn, what is this, oh\Nyeah, I'm cooking now. Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.48,0:38:15.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"There's the woofer,\Nthere's the tweeter, Dialogue: 0,0:38:15.48,0:38:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"get your ass out of here. Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.31,0:38:18.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"Next time a man\Ngrabs you like this, Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.81,0:38:21.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"you grab his little testicles,\N\h\h\h\h'Oh, is that a slinky?' Dialogue: 0,0:38:22.32,0:38:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"I think he'll wise up.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes sir! Dialogue: 0,0:38:28.16,0:38:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"He'll learn some goddamn\N\h\h\h\hsensitivity then. Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.16,0:38:32.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h"And if you squeeze, his\Nlittle eyes will go, 'wow.' Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.69,0:38:34.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-\N-"You'll have his attention, Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.70,0:38:36.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h"he's not gonna fall\Nasleep on your ass then. Dialogue: 0,0:38:36.70,0:38:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"He starts to nod off, boom,\N\h'I'm back, baby, I'm back.' Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.00,0:38:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"'Cause that's the way\N\hit is, baby, and men, Dialogue: 0,0:38:42.00,0:38:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"don't be afraid of oral sex,\N\h\hI know most men are going Dialogue: 0,0:38:44.51,0:38:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"'huh, I'm out of there,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\huh-uh.' Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.01,0:38:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h"I say bring a lunch,\Nstay for the day, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.84,0:38:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h"And if you can't look at\Nit, bring a Mr. Potato Head, Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.68,0:38:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"make it look like\Nsomebody you know. Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.61,0:38:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h-"Yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.05,0:38:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h"Make it look like\N\h\h\h\h\h\hSigmund Freud,\Nyour Uncle Murray, anybody! Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.55,0:39:01.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Have a good time,\N\h\henjoy yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:39:01.56,0:39:03.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Have a good time, enough\N\h\hof this serious stuff Dialogue: 0,0:39:03.56,0:39:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h"like men get oh so\Nserious like, 'Behold!' Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.56,0:39:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Get that thing out of here. Dialogue: 0,0:39:07.56,0:39:09.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Have a good time, and use\Nsome birth control, girls. Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.73,0:39:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Because you better be\Nusing something, 'cause Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.23,0:39:13.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"those sperm are coming out of\N\h\hthere at 500 miles an hour. Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.24,0:39:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"And a little piece of rubber's\N\h\hnot gonna stop that, uh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.74,0:39:19.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"It's like putting gauze\N\h\h\hin front of a semi Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.24,0:39:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"going, 'Come on through,'\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\huh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.81,0:39:23.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"A diaphragm is at least good\N\h\h'cause it's a little tiny Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.81,0:39:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"trampoline for the sperm,\N\hyou know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.81,0:39:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h"Doesn't stop them, but it\Namuses their ass for a while. Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.82,0:39:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"They're thinking 'Yo,\N\h\hhey!' Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.32,0:39:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Little tiny Cathy Rigby sperm\Ndoing this stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.66,0:39:37.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"That stuff keeps them going, Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.79,0:39:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"makes them wonder\N\h\hwhere they are. Dialogue: 0,0:39:39.36,0:39:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"And men, if they're not\N\hgonna use a diaphragm, Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.86,0:39:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"use a prophylactic, you\N\h\hknow what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.86,0:39:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Use a prophylactic, and I\N\hknow most men are going, Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.37,0:39:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"'I am not gonna wear\N\h\h\ha prophylactic, Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.87,0:39:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"'cause it makes my penis look\Nlike a tiny terrorist, uh-uh.' Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.67,0:39:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"No, baby, put it on. Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.67,0:39:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"Even the one, the\Nlittle reservoir tip Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.17,0:39:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"makes it look like a Krishna,\N\h\hI know, like. Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.18,0:39:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Put it on, baby, wear it. Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.18,0:39:59.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"And don't get the\N\h\hones with ribs, Dialogue: 0,0:39:59.35,0:40:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"if you want ribs, go get\Nbarbecue, don't do that. Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.35,0:40:02.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h-"Mm-mm. Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.15,0:40:06.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h"Don't get the tickler,\Nthe French tickler one, no, Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.32,0:40:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"that looks like a\N\hdamn sea anemone. Dialogue: 0,0:40:08.39,0:40:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h"We're not doing\NJacques Cousteau here, Dialogue: 0,0:40:09.39,0:40:10.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"get that damn thing off. Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.83,0:40:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Just use some simple\N\h\h\hbirth control. Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.79,0:40:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"'Cause ladies, the\Nbest birth control Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.30,0:40:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"in the whole world\Nis simply 'ha-ha-ha!' Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.70,0:40:21.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Just laugh at his ass. Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.97,0:40:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"Can't take it.\NThey can't take that shit. Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.54,0:40:28.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"Men cannot take laughter at the\N\h\hmighty sword, you know that. Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.24,0:40:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"That's why it's down here." Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.58,0:40:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hBut the whole damn\Npurpose, the whole thing, Dialogue: 0,0:40:32.41,0:40:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hthe whole reason\Nyou're doing all this Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.42,0:40:36.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}is because one little\N\hsperm gets through, Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.42,0:40:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}bang, you've got yourself\N\h\hsomething wonderful. Dialogue: 0,0:40:37.92,0:40:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}And you're lucky you get\N\hany good sperm at all, Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.92,0:40:41.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}'cause when you're making\N\h\hlove, your testicle's Dialogue: 0,0:40:41.42,0:40:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}like a little punching\Nbag like. Dialogue: 0,0:40:43.99,0:40:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hIt's lucky your semen\Ndon't come out of there Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.46,0:40:47.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hlike Leon Spinks going, "I\Ncoulda fought better, Howard. Dialogue: 0,0:40:50.40,0:40:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I coulda come at him but he\Nseemed to move away from me." Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.90,0:40:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hThat's it, one little sperm\Ngets in there, makes contact, Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.40,0:40:57.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\hboom, it's like a\Nchromosome square dance. Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.91,0:41:00.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}- ♪ 24 chromosomes coming down ♪\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:41:01.91,0:41:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}♪ 24 chromosomes\Nspinning round ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:41:04.41,0:41:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h♪ Dominant gene\Nmeans hair is brown ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.91,0:41:08.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}♪ Bow to your father ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.38,0:41:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}♪ Bow to your mother ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.38,0:41:11.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd you've just\Ncreated a tiny creature Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.85,0:41:14.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}that'll eventually quit\N\hcollege on you, too. Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.36,0:41:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}You're off and running,\N\hthe wonders of life, Dialogue: 0,0:41:19.36,0:41:20.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\hand women know the\Nmoment they get pregnant Dialogue: 0,0:41:20.86,0:41:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}'cause there's like a ping,\N\h\hand they start to glow, Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.36,0:41:24.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hand you expect to see\Nthree wise men show up Dialogue: 0,0:41:24.87,0:41:27.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hat your door and go,\N"We saw a star, dude." Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.70,0:41:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}They've got this incredible\N\h\h\h\hfeeling about them, Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.54,0:41:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}and the natural process takes\N\h\ha slow, slow transition, Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.04,0:41:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}and three months later the\N\hwonderful thing happens, Dialogue: 0,0:41:35.04,0:41:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}- the titty fairy arrives.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:41:38.55,0:41:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And in one night, she goes\N\h\hfrom zero to Aida, ya! Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.22,0:41:45.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Thank you, Jesus, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:41:50.19,0:41:52.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hEven he's going,\N"Who the hell is that?" Dialogue: 0,0:41:53.73,0:41:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Merry Christmas, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.23,0:41:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Ramming speed."\N\h\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.17,0:42:01.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hNo, and you make one move\Ntowards them, it's like, "No! Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.14,0:42:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"They're for the baby." Dialogue: 0,0:42:03.64,0:42:06.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Ha ha ha, come on, he's\N\h\h\honly got one mouth, Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.14,0:42:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"let's warm them up, come on." Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.64,0:42:10.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNo,\Nno-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. Dialogue: 0,0:42:10.64,0:42:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And along with the titty fairy, Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.85,0:42:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}something else happens a\N\hcouple of months later, Dialogue: 0,0:42:13.35,0:42:15.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}six months, something\N\h\hamazing happens. Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.35,0:42:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}The hormone fairy arrives. Dialogue: 0,0:42:17.35,0:42:18.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And her moods start to change. Dialogue: 0,0:42:18.85,0:42:20.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hBullshit, it makes her\Nperiod look like nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:42:23.02,0:42:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}You'll come home, she'll be\Nwaiting for you in the door Dialogue: 0,0:42:24.02,0:42:26.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}with a large knife going\N\h\h. Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.03,0:42:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}\h\h-\N-Honey! Honey! Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.20,0:42:32.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\hAnd the only thing that'll\Nsave your ass is Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.20,0:42:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}♪ Häagen-Dazs! ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.14,0:42:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.81,0:42:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hIf you leave it\Nthere at the door, Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.34,0:42:43.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hshe'll come out five\Nfeet and go. Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.55,0:42:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}It's over. Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.55,0:42:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And you'll prepare, you'll\N\h\hprepare for that moment Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.55,0:42:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hwhich you think is every day,\Nfrom six months to nine months Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.56,0:42:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hevery day you'll be\Ngoing, "Are you okay?" Dialogue: 0,0:42:58.06,0:42:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}And she'll be going,\N\h\h\h\h\h"I'm fine." Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.06,0:43:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"Are you okay?"\N\h\h"I'm fine." Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.56,0:43:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hAnd you'll know, on that\Nninth day of the ninth month, Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.06,0:43:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}it'll be time, because\N\h\h\hyou'll come home Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.00,0:43:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\hand she'll have the entire\Nhouse packed in two small bags. Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.17,0:43:13.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hAnd she'll have that look\Nin her eyes like, "Let's go. Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.17,0:43:14.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}"Now." Dialogue: 0,0:43:15.68,0:43:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hAnd if you don't move,\Nshe'll grab your scrotum Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.68,0:43:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}and pull it up over your head. Dialogue: 0,0:43:21.68,0:43:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I think you have to go now. Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.68,0:43:25.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"Let's go!" Dialogue: 0,0:43:27.45,0:43:29.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}'Cause your little\N\hwife has suddenly Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.02,0:43:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}transformed into Ralph Kramden! Dialogue: 0,0:43:32.46,0:43:35.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Get it out, Norton!\N\h\h\h\hGet it out!" Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.03,0:43:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hBecause she is\Npassing a creature Dialogue: 0,0:43:37.03,0:43:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}50 times larger than\N\h\hthe orifice it's\Nsupposed to come out. Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.54,0:43:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}It's whoopee time, get, go! Dialogue: 0,0:43:44.54,0:43:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hAnd you're driving\Ndown the freeway, yes! Dialogue: 0,0:43:46.54,0:43:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}She's like De Niro\N\h\hin {\i1}Mean Streets Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.54,0:43:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}screaming out the\Nwindow,. Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.55,0:43:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}And you think, I've gotta\Nget her to the hospital, Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.38,0:43:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hbut I've also gotta get this\Nscreaming bitch out of the car. Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.38,0:43:58.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Dear God, help me! Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.39,0:44:02.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Then she'll be very\N\hcalm, "I'm fine. Dialogue: 0,0:44:02.39,0:44:04.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}"No I'm not!\N\h\hMove it!" Dialogue: 0,0:44:05.66,0:44:07.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}You get to the hospital,\Nyou think, okay let's go, Dialogue: 0,0:44:07.23,0:44:09.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}let's go in the hospital,\Nlet's go in the hospital. Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.73,0:44:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hYou're carrying the\Nbags, there's usually Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.23,0:44:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hone attendant going, "You\Nmust fill out some forms." Dialogue: 0,0:44:13.23,0:44:14.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Fuck you, Sabu,\Nget out of the way. Dialogue: 0,0:44:15.74,0:44:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"No, come on, let's go!" Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.24,0:44:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}She's on her gurney, she looks\N\h\h\hlike a great white whale. Dialogue: 0,0:44:19.67,0:44:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\N\h\h\h\h\h"Have you seen\Nthe great white mother?" Dialogue: 0,0:44:22.68,0:44:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"That way!" Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.68,0:44:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}You're rolling down\N\hthe aisle, whoa! Dialogue: 0,0:44:26.58,0:44:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Attendants are going by going, Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.51,0:44:29.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"You better do it\Nreal quick now." Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.52,0:44:31.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Yeah, you're screaming,\N\hthey get her in there Dialogue: 0,0:44:31.02,0:44:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hto the operating room, which\Nis a very subtle, sweet place. Dialogue: 0,0:44:34.49,0:44:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hBullshit, it's Earl\NScheib's living room. Dialogue: 0,0:44:36.96,0:44:39.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hBright, bright lights,\Nshe's screaming like crazy. Dialogue: 0,0:44:39.53,0:44:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\hYou're going like this,\N"Let's breathe honey. Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.53,0:44:44.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"Let's breathe." Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.53,0:44:45.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Because you have this myth that Dialogue: 0,0:44:45.53,0:44:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}you're sharing the\N\hbirth experience. Dialogue: 0,0:44:47.83,0:44:49.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h- Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.67,0:44:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(236,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.67,0:44:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Bullshit, unless you're passing Dialogue: 0,0:44:51.67,0:44:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}\ha bowling ball,\NI don't think so. Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.28,0:44:55.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(236,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.91,0:44:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}No, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.28,0:45:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\hUnless you're\Ncircumcising yourself Dialogue: 0,0:45:01.42,0:45:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}with a chainsaw,\NI don't think so. Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.28,0:45:05.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\hUnless you're\Nopening an umbrella Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.35,0:45:07.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}up your ass, I don't think so. Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.49,0:45:12.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}You're not doing diddly-squat,\N\h\hyou're along for the ride. Dialogue: 0,0:45:14.06,0:45:16.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hAnd you're there\Nbreathing. Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.56,0:45:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hYou're hyperventilating,\Nshe's looking at you like, Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.57,0:45:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"What the fuck are you doing?! Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.07,0:45:24.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Why don't you knock\Nme out, you asshole." Dialogue: 0,0:45:24.07,0:45:26.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hAnd usually there's\N\han anesthesiologist\Nin the corner going, Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.57,0:45:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"You need\N\hanything, ma'am?" Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.64,0:45:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}She sees him, she wheels\N\h\h\hher ass over there, Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.71,0:45:34.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Give me that you\Ndumb stoned prick. Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.52,0:45:40.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Oh, get it out..."\N\h\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:45:41.46,0:45:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}And after 10, 15 hours\N\h\h\hof sheer bliss... Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.03,0:45:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}You're rewarded with a baby.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.53,0:45:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}But bullshit, it's not a baby, Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.53,0:45:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}it's a little old man\Ndipped in 40 weight. Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.73,0:45:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Don't you see? Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.73,0:45:55.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hIt's like Gandhi and\NChurchill had a child, Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.74,0:45:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}- you know what I'm saying?\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:45:57.74,0:46:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}A little tiny thing there, it's\N\h\ha little tiny creature like Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.24,0:46:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'm looking for the breast,\NI'm looking for the breast." Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.24,0:46:04.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}It's a strange creature. Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.75,0:46:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hAnd they handed me my son,\Nthey held him up and I went, Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.25,0:46:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"My God, he's\N\hhung like a bear." Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.59,0:46:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"That's the umbilical\Ncord, Mr. Williams." Dialogue: 0,0:46:13.65,0:46:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h-"Really? Dialogue: 0,0:46:20.26,0:46:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Don't cut that. Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.83,0:46:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Let him dream for a while." Dialogue: 0,0:46:26.67,0:46:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}And they did, they cut that off. Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.67,0:46:31.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}When they handed him to\N\hme, we made contact. Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.67,0:46:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Father, son, son, father. Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.67,0:46:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hHe looked me right in the\Neye, and pissed all over me. Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.68,0:46:40.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}And I realize, I'm a father now. Dialogue: 0,0:46:41.62,0:46:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hAnd then comes a\Nvery special time. Dialogue: 0,0:46:43.68,0:46:46.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}Your first test as\Na father, a diaper. Dialogue: 0,0:46:46.15,0:46:48.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hYou're ready, you may be\Na lumberjack, you may have Dialogue: 0,0:46:48.69,0:46:50.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hbeen a Marine, you may\Nhave seen blood and guts, Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.69,0:46:52.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hbut you've never\Nseen caca like this. Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.80,0:46:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}It's incredible stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:46:57.30,0:46:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hIt's part toxic\Nwaste, part Velcro. Dialogue: 0,0:47:00.80,0:47:02.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}First time you peel\N\hback that diaper, Dialogue: 0,0:47:02.30,0:47:04.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}it's like, "Honey,\N\hI've got it, I -- Dialogue: 0,0:47:06.81,0:47:09.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}- "This shit is green!\N- \h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.81,0:47:11.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"This is incredible! Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.31,0:47:13.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"What do you feed him, algae? Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.32,0:47:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"My god, damn! Dialogue: 0,0:47:18.29,0:47:19.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}"Oh, no. Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.79,0:47:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h"He sucks on mama's milk,\Nwhat's it do, go to Cleveland Dialogue: 0,0:47:21.29,0:47:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"before it gets to his\Nasshole, what is this?" Dialogue: 0,0:47:23.96,0:47:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And usually the baby's down\N\h\hthere going, "Yo, yo!" Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.53,0:47:29.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h- Dialogue: 0,0:47:31.33,0:47:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hWhile putting it on his face,\Ngot a little tiny Jolson going, Dialogue: 0,0:47:33.33,0:47:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"Mommy, oh I love\Nyou, oh I love you!" Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.60,0:47:39.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And you're sitting there trying\N\h\h\hto wipe it off. Dialogue: 0,0:47:39.77,0:47:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}You can't, you've\Ngot a little tiny Dialogue: 0,0:47:40.84,0:47:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}moist towelette,\Nno good that is. Dialogue: 0,0:47:43.34,0:47:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's like handling\N\hradioactive waste Dialogue: 0,0:47:44.34,0:47:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}with an oven mitt, no good! Dialogue: 0,0:47:46.45,0:47:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hYou're there doing all\Nthis, it's all over your, Dialogue: 0,0:47:48.01,0:47:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}meanwhile your dog's over\Nhere in the corner going, Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.95,0:47:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Jesus, man, why don't you\N\hjust put his face in it? Dialogue: 0,0:47:54.35,0:47:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"Just do that. Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.36,0:47:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"You wouldn't need\N\hall that stuff." Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.36,0:48:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}It's foul, foul stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.36,0:48:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\hIt's so bad that, five\Nmonths later, people go, Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.36,0:48:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"You have\Na kid, don't you?" Dialogue: 0,0:48:06.37,0:48:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Yes. Yes, I do." Dialogue: 0,0:48:09.37,0:48:10.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}And now that you have a child,\N\hyou have to clean up your act Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.97,0:48:12.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}'cause you can't drink anymore. Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.47,0:48:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}You can't come home\Ndrunk and go, "Hey, Dialogue: 0,0:48:13.97,0:48:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h"here's a little switch,\NDaddy's gonna throw up on you." Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.98,0:48:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}You can't get stoned\N\h\hbecause they have Dialogue: 0,0:48:19.48,0:48:20.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}toys that'll mess your head up. Dialogue: 0,0:48:20.98,0:48:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hIf you're stoned\Nwith a Transformer, Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.48,0:48:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"It's a truck, it's a robot,\Nit's a, what the fuck is it!" Dialogue: 0,0:48:27.65,0:48:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}God, God! Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.06,0:48:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}And you couldn't do cocaine,\N\h\hyou couldn't do cocaine, Dialogue: 0,0:48:31.56,0:48:34.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\hthere's a Teddy Ruxpin\Ndoll. "Hi, I'm Teddy Ruxpin." Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.70,0:48:37.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hIt's the type of doll you\Nthink that when you fall asleep Dialogue: 0,0:48:37.20,0:48:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h\hthe doll wakes up and goes,\N"You must kill mommy and daddy." Dialogue: 0,0:48:41.54,0:48:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}You don't need drugs\Nwhen you have a kid. Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.54,0:48:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}You're awake, you're paranoid, Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.54,0:48:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}you smell bad, it's\N\h\hthe same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.51,0:48:49.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\hYou're like, Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.51,0:48:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"The baby." Dialogue: 0,0:48:51.51,0:48:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hI've come home sometimes,\Nfound my wife in the doorway Dialogue: 0,0:48:53.51,0:48:56.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hwith a large knife going, "I\Nthink you should talk to him." Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.52,0:48:59.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}You expect to walk in the\N\hnursery and see the kid Dialogue: 0,0:48:59.19,0:49:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}five feet over the floor\Ngoing, "Come in father." Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.69,0:49:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h- Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.19,0:49:07.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"Damien, put the\Ndog down, Damien." Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.19,0:49:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Because they do horrible\N\hthings, little babies. Dialogue: 0,0:49:09.16,0:49:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\hThey go up to the\Ndog and go, "Doggy, ah!" Dialogue: 0,0:49:13.63,0:49:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}you can see the dog look at\Nhim like, Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.64,0:49:19.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h"You'd be dead\Nif you were a cat. Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.91,0:49:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"But since they love\N\h\hyou." Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.48,0:49:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h\h-Scary! Dialogue: 0,0:49:27.95,0:49:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And then they do something\N\h\h\h\h\hwonderful though, Dialogue: 0,0:49:29.48,0:49:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}just when you're about\N\h\hto play hand baby, Dialogue: 0,0:49:30.98,0:49:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}they look at you and go,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Daddy!" Dialogue: 0,0:49:34.15,0:49:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hThen he looks at the\Ndog and goes, "Daddy." Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.66,0:49:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}And the dog looks at you, Dialogue: 0,0:49:38.66,0:49:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"I don't have to\Nsend him to college. Dialogue: 0,0:49:39.66,0:49:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}- "Yeah, ha ha."\N- \h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.60,0:49:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}There's nothing you can do. Dialogue: 0,0:49:43.66,0:49:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\hMy son is three years\Nold, it's an amazing time. Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.17,0:49:48.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's like big head,\N\hlittle tiny body. Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.67,0:49:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hIt's an outrageous time when\Nthey ask you about everything, Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.14,0:49:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hit's like,\N"Why is the sky blue?" Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.34,0:49:55.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Well, because of\Nthe atmosphere." Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.34,0:49:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Why is there atmosphere?" Dialogue: 0,0:49:56.84,0:49:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"Well, because we\Nneed to breathe." Dialogue: 0,0:49:57.84,0:49:58.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Why do we breathe?" Dialogue: 0,0:49:58.85,0:50:00.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h"Why the fuck\Ndo you wanna know! Dialogue: 0,0:50:02.25,0:50:03.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"A year ago you were\N\hsitting in your own Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.18,0:50:05.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h"shit and now\Nyou're Carl Sagan? Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.69,0:50:07.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.36,0:50:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}\h"Who are you!\NAre you Buddha? Dialogue: 0,0:50:12.86,0:50:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Ask mommy, she's omnipotent,\N\h\h\hshe knows everything." Dialogue: 0,0:50:16.53,0:50:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}It's a little tiny\N\h\hcreature, man, Dialogue: 0,0:50:18.57,0:50:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hand they imitate\Neverything you do. Dialogue: 0,0:50:20.57,0:50:23.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}I was driving in traffic someone\N\hcut me off, I went, "Fuck it!" Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.57,0:50:24.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}From behind me in his little Dialogue: 0,0:50:24.07,0:50:26.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}rocket seat a voice\N\hwent, "Fuck it!" Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.71,0:50:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}All day long he followed me\N\h\haround the house going,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Fuck it! Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.21,0:50:35.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}"Fuck it! Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.22,0:50:36.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}"Fuck it! Dialogue: 0,0:50:36.22,0:50:38.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h"Fuck-fuck-fuck-\Nfuck-fuck-fuck-fuck it!" Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.72,0:50:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Sweet little old lady walked up\N\h\h\h\h\h\hand said, "Oh, what\N\h\h\h\h\h\ha beautiful child." Dialogue: 0,0:50:41.22,0:50:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"Fuck you!" Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.22,0:50:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Oh ho ho. Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.72,0:50:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}- It's the Williams' boy.\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:50:48.50,0:50:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h\h\h'Cause don't you see,\Nchildren, can't live with them, Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.56,0:50:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}can't live with them,\N\hdon't you see that? Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.60,0:50:54.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}They've got you! Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.57,0:50:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}They've got that\Nlook in your eyes Dialogue: 0,0:50:56.07,0:50:57.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}like, "What are you gonna do? Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.57,0:51:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'm a baby, I couldn't exist\N\hin the outside world, ehh." Dialogue: 0,0:51:01.74,0:51:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}I see him working on\N\hemotions sometimes, Dialogue: 0,0:51:03.24,0:51:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h\h\hI peeked around the\Ncorner, there was a mirror, Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.24,0:51:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}he was going,\N"No, no, no, no, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.75,0:51:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Ah!\NNo, no, no, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:51:10.62,0:51:13.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}"Ahh!\NYes. Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.19,0:51:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\h\h\h-\N-"That's the one." Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.69,0:51:18.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}That's the one where the dog's\Ngoing, "I'm out of here, pal." Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.06,0:51:22.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}God, it's incredible, and I try\N\hand do sweet things for him. Dialogue: 0,0:51:22.93,0:51:24.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}I try, I say, "I'll take\N\h\h\hhim to Disneyland, Dialogue: 0,0:51:24.93,0:51:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"that'll be fun, Mickey Mouse\N\hfor a three-year-old, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:51:27.03,0:51:29.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Mickey Mouse for a three-year-\N\hold, that'll be incredible." Dialogue: 0,0:51:29.04,0:51:32.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hMickey Mouse to a three-year-\Nold is a six foot fucking rat. Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.27,0:51:35.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}There's Mickey going,\N\h"Hi little buddy!" Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.78,0:51:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}"No!" Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.28,0:51:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hAnd then Goofy came\Nup, "Uh-huh, uh-huh." Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.78,0:51:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"It's Dad having an orgasm!" Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.29,0:51:48.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h-"No, no, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.79,0:51:49.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}"In the car." Dialogue: 0,0:51:52.06,0:51:52.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}There's nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:51:53.19,0:51:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}There's nothing you can do. Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.76,0:51:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}And if you have children,\N\hI know a couple of you Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.76,0:51:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\h\hhave children, you must\Nhave a few and you left them Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.26,0:52:00.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hat home tonight, yeah, you\Nsnuck out you lying bastards. Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.00,0:52:03.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}you left them with\N\ha little old lady Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.57,0:52:05.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hyou hope doesn't have\Na prison record, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.07,0:52:07.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}You hope that she\Ndoesn't drink so Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.07,0:52:08.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\hwhen you call and\Ngo, "How's the baby?" Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.07,0:52:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h"How's the baby?\NFuck, I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:52:11.44,0:52:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}'Cause as you walked\N\h\hout of the house Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.35,0:52:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\hthe last thing you\Nsaw was a little face Dialogue: 0,0:52:13.81,0:52:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}pressed up against a plate\N\h\h\hglass window going -- Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.05,0:52:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}And you walked to the car going,\N\h\h"I feel like Doctor Mengele. Dialogue: 0,0:52:23.62,0:52:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"Help me!" Dialogue: 0,0:52:25.13,0:52:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}But you know as soon as that\Ndoor slammed, the kid turned Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.63,0:52:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}to the sitter and went, "Pfft,\N\hold lady, they're outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.03,0:52:34.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Let's peel off these\N\hPampers and party! Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.37,0:52:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}- "You like Fisher Price music?"\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.51,0:52:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}'Cause that's it, you've\N\h\hgotta work with them. Dialogue: 0,0:52:49.08,0:52:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}They've got ya! Dialogue: 0,0:52:50.58,0:52:53.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}They're gonna do to you exactly\N\hwhat you do to your parents. Dialogue: 0,0:52:53.49,0:52:56.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hThey're gonna come up to\Nyou and do the same thing. Dialogue: 0,0:52:56.06,0:52:57.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hI know my son's\Ngonna do it to me. Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.56,0:52:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\h16 years from now, he's\Ngonna walk right up to me, Dialogue: 0,0:52:59.73,0:53:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hlook me right in the eye and\Ngo, "God, dad, you're fucked." Dialogue: 0,0:53:05.20,0:53:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hMy father will be standing\Nright behind him going, "Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.60,0:53:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}"Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:53:15.51,0:53:17.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"Revenge is mine!" Dialogue: 0,0:53:18.51,0:53:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}And you have dreams\N\h\habout your kid, Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.08,0:53:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}you have dreams that maybe\N\hone day your kid will be Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.58,0:53:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hup there going, "I'd like\Nto thank the Nobel Academy." Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.95,0:53:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}Then you have this other dream Dialogue: 0,0:53:26.45,0:53:28.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\h\hwhere your kid's going,\N"Do you want fries with this?" Dialogue: 0,0:53:32.53,0:53:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}You don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.03,0:53:36.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}You don't goddamn know, do you? Dialogue: 0,0:53:36.03,0:53:38.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Because it's a crapshoot,\N\hit's a damn crapshoot. Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.03,0:53:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}And now you have to worry,\N\hyou have to worry what's Dialogue: 0,0:53:41.03,0:53:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}gonna happen with him, what\Nthe world's gonna be like. Dialogue: 0,0:53:43.54,0:53:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}You don't even know who the\Nnext president's gonna be. Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.54,0:53:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}If you graph the way it's going,\N\h\h\hit goes from Jimmy Carter, Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.54,0:53:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}pretty benign, aw, bullshit, a\NValium poster child, you know? Dialogue: 0,0:53:51.04,0:53:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hThen the next one, Ronald\NReagan, howdy doody senior. Dialogue: 0,0:53:54.05,0:53:55.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}♪ Everybody believe me now ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.98,0:53:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\h\hIf you keep going benign,\Nthe next president's gonna be Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.95,0:54:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}\hMr. Rogers, he'll be like,\N"Hi, can you say Armageddon? Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.95,0:54:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}- "I think it's too late."\N- \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.82,0:54:05.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}Or if you get macho, the\N\hnext president might be Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.73,0:54:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}Clint Eastwood, and the\N\honly man in the world Dialogue: 0,0:54:07.23,0:54:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\h\h\hwho could run against him\Nwould be Jack Nicholson, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.00,0:54:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}It'd be truly a good debate. Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.67,0:54:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}It'd be the shortest debate\Nin the history of politics. Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.50,0:54:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\hAll Nicholson has to say\Nis, "How can you debate me, Dialogue: 0,0:54:19.01,0:54:22.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"you haven't opened your\Ngoddamn eyes in 20 years. Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.01,0:54:24.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Bingo, you're gone, baby." Dialogue: 0,0:54:26.01,0:54:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h\h\hYou don't know, you don't\Ngoddamn know what it's gonna be. Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.52,0:54:31.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}\h\h\hMaybe one day Ron wakes up, Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.35,0:54:33.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}"I thought it was\Nthe alarm clock." Dialogue: 0,0:54:33.19,0:54:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}No, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:54:36.69,0:54:38.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}Or maybe, maybe it's\N\hgonna be all right, Dialogue: 0,0:54:38.69,0:54:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\hmaybe it will be\Na wonderful world, Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.69,0:54:42.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}just like the Epcot center says. Dialogue: 0,0:54:42.20,0:54:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Maybe one day we'll travel\N\h\hat the speed of light, Dialogue: 0,0:54:44.20,0:54:46.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\hthey'll have to lose\Nour luggage beforehand. Dialogue: 0,0:54:46.80,0:54:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}- You don't know.\N- \h\h\h- Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.37,0:54:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}You seriously don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:54:50.80,0:54:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}\h\hThere are times\Nmy son looks at me Dialogue: 0,0:54:52.71,0:54:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\hand gives me that\Nlook in the eyes like, Dialogue: 0,0:54:54.71,0:54:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Well?\NWhat's it gonna be?" Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.54,0:55:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"Hey Zak, hey, it's, um... Dialogue: 0,0:55:02.88,0:55:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}"I don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.39,0:55:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h"But, maybe along the\Nway, you take my hand, Dialogue: 0,0:55:08.39,0:55:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"we'll tell a few jokes\N\h\hand have some fun. Dialogue: 0,0:55:10.39,0:55:12.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"Hey, how do you get\N\h\h\h\hto the Met?" Dialogue: 0,0:55:13.39,0:55:15.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}\h-"Money." Dialogue: 0,0:55:15.90,0:55:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(171,432)}\h\h\h"Yeah.\NCome on, pal. Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.40,0:55:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"You're not afraid, are you?" Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.40,0:55:21.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}"Nah. Dialogue: 0,0:55:21.90,0:55:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}"Fuck it." Dialogue: 0,0:55:51.43,0:55:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Excuse me. Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.57,0:55:59.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}Jesus, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:56:10.08,0:56:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(184,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.38,0:56:12.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}Oh, thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:56:12.75,0:56:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}This moves me, I don't know\N\hhow much it moves me, but Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.12,0:56:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h\hjeez this is incredible\Nto be at the Met right now Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.62,0:56:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}\hand the people at the Met are\Ngoing, "You ain't coming back. Dialogue: 0,0:56:21.36,0:56:22.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h\h"I tell you that\Nright now, you ain't Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.93,0:56:24.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"coming back after\N\h\hwhat you did." Dialogue: 0,0:56:24.43,0:56:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}But we did it!\N\h\h\h Dialogue: 0,0:56:26.43,0:56:27.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-Jeez. Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.43,0:56:28.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}Whoa. Dialogue: 0,0:56:29.77,0:56:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}This is incredible,\N\h\hlook out here. Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.34,0:56:32.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}I wonder, do they have ballet\N\h\hteamsters, they're going Dialogue: 0,0:56:32.84,0:56:35.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"I'm moving the fucking set,\N\hokay, I'm moving the set." Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.34,0:56:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}Goddamn, look back over here. Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.85,0:56:41.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}They have some prop-- Mr. Hoffa,\N\h\h\hfive minutes, don't look. Dialogue: 0,0:56:43.05,0:56:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}Jesus. Dialogue: 0,0:56:44.12,0:56:44.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}Ha ha ha! Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.12,0:56:47.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(223,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.49,0:56:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}Goddamn. Dialogue: 0,0:56:50.49,0:56:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\hI wonder if they have\Npeople before the opera, Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.56,0:56:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\hthe guys come down,\N"Number 42, Pavarotti, Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.13,0:56:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h\h\h"I'll be singing\N{\i1}Lohengrin,{\r} thank you." Dialogue: 0,0:56:59.20,0:56:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(197,432)}Hmm, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:57:00.70,0:57:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}Jesus, I feel like walking\N\h\h\haway with this like, Dialogue: 0,0:57:02.70,0:57:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Goddamn, I played the Met, I\Ndon't think I'm coming back, Dialogue: 0,0:57:05.54,0:57:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"but this has been goddamn\N\h\h\h\hincredible for me. Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.04,0:57:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}\h"I wish the people in the\Nbalcony goddamn good luck." Dialogue: 0,0:57:10.51,0:57:11.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}If you remember, isn't there\N\h\h\hlike an opera rap song Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.48,0:57:13.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}when they go, people\N\hwho sing opera rap. Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.81,0:57:15.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"I'm a rapper kinda\N\hopera kinda thing Dialogue: 0,0:57:15.32,0:57:16.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"can't you see it then\N\h\hI feel it, feel it, Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.75,0:57:18.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"singing' ayee, they kinda\N\h\h\hdo it in the common, Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.72,0:57:20.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}\h\h"don't you die, I say\Nbaby, baby, sit and cry. Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.72,0:57:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"Say Aria, Aria, you're my man, Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.22,0:57:24.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"if he can't do it, Wagner can. Dialogue: 0,0:57:24.72,0:57:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(41,432)}"Say Wagner, Verdi, Puccini too, Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.63,0:57:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(132,432)}"come on everybody,\Ndo what you can do Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.63,0:57:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(80,432)}"said opera rap, opera rap. Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.33,0:57:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(67,432)}"Looking through the glasses,\N\hlooking through the sight, Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.33,0:57:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"see the things that\N\hyou do every night. Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.70,0:57:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}"Say elephants, goats,\N\h\h\h\hdancing things. Dialogue: 0,0:57:36.17,0:57:37.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(106,432)}\h"Soldiers walking and\Nthe people don't sing. Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.67,0:57:39.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(54,432)}"They say opera rap, opera rap, Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.67,0:57:40.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}"people there moving\N\hin the ballet, too, Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.17,0:57:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(93,432)}"dancing in tights 'cause\N\h\h\hthey work for you. Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.38,0:57:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(119,432)}\h"Take it home baby\Nand I'm out of here." Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.45,0:57:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(145,432)}God bless you New\NYork, goodnight! Dialogue: 0,0:58:05.57,0:58:06.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(158,432)}God bless you! Dialogue: 0,0:58:11.97,0:58:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(210,432)}Thanks.