Robin Williams Live on Broadway

[Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ Collisions: Normal PlayResX: 546 PlayResY: 480 Timer: 100.0 WrapStyle: 0 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,Lucida Console,30,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FFFFFF,&H000F0F0F,&H000F0F0F,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0.00,1,2,3,2,20,20,20,0 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Actor, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.59,0:00:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(music playing) Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.11,0:00:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMAN:\N{\i1}Ladies and gentlemen, Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.11,0:00:30.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}{\i1}please welcome Robin Williams. Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.11,0:00:32.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.12,0:00:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(music playing) Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.70,0:00:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}\h\hROBIN:\NThank you. Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.67,0:00:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(crowd cheering) Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.34,0:00:56.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Oh please! Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.81,0:01:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Sit the fuck down! Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.14,0:01:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.21,0:01:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.58,0:01:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.42,0:01:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, yes. Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.29,0:01:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hOh, yes, my little\Nsalmon-headed friend. Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.42,0:01:14.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hOkay. Good night.\NThank you very much. Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you\Nfor the standing ovation. Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.86,0:01:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You made me orgasm up front. Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.86,0:01:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Let's have a cigarette, Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.86,0:01:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}let's relax. Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.86,0:01:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}We're here in New York, Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.37,0:01:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}fucking New York. Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.87,0:01:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(crowd cheering) Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}ROBIN:\N\hYes. Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.07,0:01:32.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Obviously this is not\N\h\h\h\h\hgoing to be Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.74,0:01:35.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}your normal night\N\h\h\hof theater. Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.24,0:01:38.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}This will be Shakespeare\N\h\h\h\hwith a strap-on. Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.75,0:01:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}So that's the way you like it. Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.25,0:01:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Right here on Broadway, Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.75,0:01:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}in the Broadway Theatre, Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.75,0:01:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}a place where an asshole\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwould go, Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.25,0:01:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"I like big butts, Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.26,0:01:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I don't know why." Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:50.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}or Carol Channing could go, Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.26,0:01:53.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"What if God was one of us?" Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.76,0:01:55.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Welcome to my lovely set, Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.26,0:01:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}which is from the musical\N\h\h\h\h{\i1}Fantastic Voyage, Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.10,0:02:01.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}or maybe {\i1}The Last Thing\N\h\h\h\ha Clitoris Sees. Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.60,0:02:04.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.61,0:02:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\h\h\h\hROBIN:\NI'm over here. Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.51,0:02:10.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}I'm down here. Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.01,0:02:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}This is brought to you by HBO, Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.25,0:02:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}which is a subsidiary\N\h\h\hof Time Warner, Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.75,0:02:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}also owned by America Online. Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.25,0:02:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}You've got mail. Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.25,0:02:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I hope you don't have stocks. Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.75,0:02:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Now, welcome. Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.52,0:02:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Don't be afraid. Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.96,0:02:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}It was so reassuring\N\h\h\hthe other day. Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.96,0:02:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hGeorge W. Bush\Ntalked to the stock market Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.46,0:02:29.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and (makes sound). Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.97,0:02:32.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Kinda-- it must be-- Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.47,0:02:34.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Him talking about business\N\h\hethics is kind of like Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.47,0:02:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hhaving a leper\Ngive you a facial. Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.47,0:02:37.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It doesn't really work. Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.97,0:02:40.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Oopsie. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.48,0:02:41.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h"A lot of our imports\Ncome from other countries." Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.98,0:02:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}No shit, Jason. Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.48,0:02:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h\h\hWhoopsie.\NMoving right along. Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.99,0:02:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hMeanwhile,\NMichael is protesting. Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.99,0:02:52.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Uh, uh, ow. Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.86,0:02:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I don't know, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.36,0:02:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\hIt was strange enough\Nwhen Michael was the best man Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.86,0:03:02.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hat Liza's wedding.\NThat for me was like, Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.37,0:03:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h"You're pushing\Nthe term, my man." Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.10,0:03:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}That was a pretty short list. Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.17,0:03:07.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}Oh, was Richard Simmons hunting? Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.67,0:03:09.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}What happened? Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.67,0:03:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hWhat were you doing?\N"I'm the best man, uh, uh." Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.24,0:03:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hBut now, Michael\Nis claiming racism. Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.68,0:03:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I'm going, "Honey, you got\N\h\hto pick a race first." Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.18,0:03:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Uh-uh. Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.78,0:03:22.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Baby... Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.65,0:03:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}what are you claiming? Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.72,0:03:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Mistreatment of elves? Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.72,0:03:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}What are you saying? Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.23,0:03:30.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Girl, you got to pick\N\h\h\ha gender, too. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.23,0:03:32.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}What are you going for?\N\hYou were Diana Ross. Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.73,0:03:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Now, you just left it\N\h\h\h\h\hall behind. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.73,0:03:37.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Uh-uh. Wasn't it you who said, Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.23,0:03:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h"Jew me, sue me,\Nkike me, kick me, whoa." Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.50,0:03:42.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}No. Too late, babe. Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.07,0:03:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And Michael, you're not-- Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}you're not a freak. Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.14,0:03:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You're just, you know, well, Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.64,0:03:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}surgically enhanced, Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.14,0:03:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and you've spent more money\N\h\h\h\h\hthan the Vatican. Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.15,0:03:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}So let's not talk right now. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.15,0:03:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Shh. If you go to Neverland, Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.65,0:03:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}it says, "You must be this high\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto ride Michael." Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.65,0:03:56.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.52,0:03:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Shh. Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.29,0:04:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hObviously,\Npeople and the lawyers Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.69,0:04:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}for HBO are going, "Fuck." Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.46,0:04:09.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}But how fucked up\N\hyou have to be Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.43,0:04:12.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}for Al Sharpton to go,\N"I'm outta here, man." Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.94,0:04:14.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Goddamn. Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.94,0:04:15.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Whoo. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.74,0:04:18.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Yeah, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.81,0:04:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(crowd cheering) Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.14,0:04:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hIf Al Sharpton\Nbails on your ass, Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.65,0:04:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}even rats are going, Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.15,0:04:24.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Man, that guy is queer." Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.65,0:04:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}From the Don King School\N\h\h\hof Hair Processing. Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.75,0:04:31.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}He's running for office\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin Idaho Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.65,0:04:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the\Nwhat-a-fucking-wild-crazy- Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.66,0:04:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hchance-in-hell-\Nyou'll-be-elected ticket. Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.66,0:04:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hThis isn't--\NSorry, my lips just went, Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.16,0:04:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Why'd you do that?" Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.16,0:04:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Couple of dyslexic people went, Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.16,0:04:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Thank you, Robin." Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.13,0:04:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.67,0:04:47.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hWe were worried about\Nthe Pledge of Allegiance. Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.67,0:04:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hWe were going to say,\N"One nation under dog." Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.31,0:04:52.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}It's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.34,0:04:54.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\hI know people are going,\N"I've got a cure for this. Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.21,0:04:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm thinking,\N"One nation under Canada, Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.71,0:04:58.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}above Mexico." Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.71,0:04:59.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.72,0:05:01.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.\NBut then you have to do Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.22,0:05:02.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hthe whole other--\Nthere's anthems like, Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.22,0:05:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}{\i1}♪ Someone bless America ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.59,0:05:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Instead on a dollar bill, Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.16,0:05:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}instead of, "In God We Trust," Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.12,0:05:10.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"In Gates We Trust." Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.69,0:05:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Mr. Gates,\Nwhen did you realize Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.20,0:05:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}you were creating a monopoly?" Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.13,0:05:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Monopoly's just a game,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSenator. Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.53,0:05:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I'm trying to control\N\hthe fucking world. Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.97,0:05:20.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hDon't you see\NWindows Millennium? Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.04,0:05:21.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Windows Millennium ME, Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.04,0:05:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hit's all leading\Nto Information Technology. Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.54,0:05:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hSoon it'll be Total\NInformation Technology, TIT. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.28,0:05:28.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And when you're sucking\N\h\h\h\h\h\hon the tit, Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.28,0:05:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hI have you\Nby the motherboard." Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.75,0:05:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Don't be afraid. Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.42,0:05:35.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hBut it's a nice day\Nin New York, my people. Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.85,0:05:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}It's a beautiful day. Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.85,0:05:39.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}New York Police have a catch\N\h\h\h\hand release program. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.36,0:05:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Way to go. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.36,0:05:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Stop! Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.86,0:05:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Okay. Go on again. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.23,0:05:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You there, get the fuck-- Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.23,0:05:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}get the fuck out of here. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.07,0:05:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hI like New York\Non a day like today. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.90,0:05:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I mean, for a while, you know, Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.40,0:05:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}everything would be like,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Are you okay?" Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.90,0:05:55.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hAnd now, people back\Nto being New Yorkers, like, Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.91,0:05:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Have a nice day, asshole." Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.41,0:05:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Fuck you, my friend. Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.41,0:06:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Enjoy your day." Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.41,0:06:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But the most beautiful thing\N\h\h\habout a day like today Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.91,0:06:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hin this New York\Nis that the ladies Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.92,0:06:08.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}take the twins for a walk. Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.42,0:06:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, yeah,\Nthe titties are out today. Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.42,0:06:13.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOn a hot day\Nall the titties are out there. Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.92,0:06:14.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And then the titties like God Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.42,0:06:18.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}made them going (makes sound). Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.13,0:06:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBeautiful titties,\Nall different shapes and sizing, Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.20,0:06:20.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and women running,\Nand they're going, Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.20,0:06:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Hummana, hummana, hummana," Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.37,0:06:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and then they hit a breeze\N\h\h\h\hand chicken's done. Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.54,0:06:27.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.54,0:06:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Yeah, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.54,0:06:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}These are not like\Nthe tits in Vegas, Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.04,0:06:32.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}where even God goes, Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.71,0:06:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"I didn't make those." Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.31,0:06:39.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hWeird tits, you know,\Nfake tits are like Nazis. Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.18,0:06:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}They don't laugh,\Nthey don't dance, Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.25,0:06:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}they just (grunts). Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.75,0:06:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I'm walking here. Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.66,0:06:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hI've seen a woman turn\Nand the tits stay there. Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.66,0:06:53.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Babies, lucky they don't\N\h\h\h\h\hhave any teeth Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.70,0:06:56.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hbecause they'd knock\Nthem out. (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.20,0:06:57.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hI've seen tits\Nthat are really bad, Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.77,0:06:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}like they had the nipples\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the top. Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.80,0:07:00.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It looked like Kilroy. Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.67,0:07:02.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.54,0:07:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}But don't talk to me\N\h\h\h\h\habout the-- Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.54,0:07:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}when you go up Madison Avenue Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.54,0:07:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}you see some hardcore\N\h\h\h\hsurgery like Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.05,0:07:11.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(makes sound). Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.05,0:07:15.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hI'm so scared,\Nbut I can't express it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.56,0:07:21.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hThese are the ladies\Nwho've had so much surgery, Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.22,0:07:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}they're going, "What are these\N\h\h\h\h\hlumps under my eyes?" Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.16,0:07:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Those are your tits, madam." Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.06,0:07:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.06,0:07:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h"And what's this?"\N"Don't ask, Mrs. Trotsky. Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.07,0:07:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Don't ask. Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.57,0:07:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}This is good news for you." Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.13,0:07:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.14,0:07:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}And girls getting\NBotox injections, Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.14,0:07:38.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}so, "I-- Look, Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.64,0:07:40.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I don't have any wrinkles." Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.14,0:07:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"You also have no expression. Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.31,0:07:44.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You look like you've had\N\h\h\h\h\ha slight coma, Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.31,0:07:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}but you're beautiful." Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.65,0:07:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}All this amazing\N\htransformation. Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.12,0:07:50.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}When guys say to you, Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.15,0:07:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Baby, I want you to get Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.15,0:07:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}your tits done for me, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.16,0:07:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Uh-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.66,0:07:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDo it for me.\NDo it for your daddy man." Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.16,0:08:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\hAnd you say,\N"Okay, daddy man. Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.16,0:08:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hThen I want you to get\Nyour balls done for me, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.17,0:08:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I want you to get\N\h\hthose big old Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.17,0:08:08.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Voit basketballs. Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.17,0:08:09.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hSo when you do\Nthe Baywatch thing, Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.17,0:08:10.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}it's like (makes sound)." Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.84,0:08:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Nothing drives a woman crazy Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.41,0:08:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}like a big old Easter\Nbasket on her bunny. Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.91,0:08:20.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}So when you go to the--\N\hyou go to the doctor, Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.92,0:08:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.25,0:08:25.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Girls (makes sound). Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.29,0:08:27.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Payback's a bitch.\N\hGo for it, girls. Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.86,0:08:30.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Because you went through\N\h\h\h\h\h\ha hard time. Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.36,0:08:31.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}This whole winter\N\hwas so bizarre. Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.86,0:08:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThe temperatures,\Nit was like 80, 20, 30, 50. Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.86,0:08:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}It was weather by Sybil. Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.37,0:08:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}It was fucking weird. Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.37,0:08:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}The weathermen are going, Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.37,0:08:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"I don't fucking know\N\h\hwhat's going on. Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.87,0:08:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Let's just see what happens." Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.31,0:08:46.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}This spring flowers were like Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.04,0:08:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAnne Heche going,\N"I'm out, I'm in, I'm out." Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.61,0:08:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I don't know where to go. Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.82,0:08:54.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Good God. Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.09,0:08:59.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And God, now, another one, Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.59,0:09:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hGeorge came back\Nfrom Japan, he went, Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.59,0:09:04.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"I went to the Coyote\N\h\h\h\hConference." Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.09,0:09:04.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}No, it's Kyoto. Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.96,0:09:06.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}That's a very good car. Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.53,0:09:07.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.50,0:09:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}George, walk away. Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.47,0:09:12.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd they say\Nthere's no global warming. Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.47,0:09:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hBut right now\Nthe North Pole is a pool. Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.47,0:09:16.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hThere's things\Njust floating away, Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.97,0:09:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and it is beyond global warming\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat this point. Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.97,0:09:20.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}It is cooking. Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.98,0:09:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's a 105\Nin the middle of the country Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.48,0:09:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}and people come up going, Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.48,0:09:26.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Is it hot enough for you?" Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.28,0:09:27.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hNo, I like sweat\Nto be rolling down Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.78,0:09:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}the crack of my ass\N\h\h\hlike Niagara. Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.25,0:09:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hI let it kiss--\NI like my old man Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.26,0:09:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}titties to lactate, my man. Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.72,0:09:37.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And you see people in shorts\N\h\h\h\h\h\hand you're going, Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.26,0:09:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Please don't wear those. Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.76,0:09:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hOh, please\Ndon't put those on." Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.77,0:09:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd if you go\Nto Southwest Airline, Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.77,0:09:46.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}they're going, "I'm sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.77,0:09:50.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou're not fat,\Nyou're horizontally challenged." Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.77,0:09:52.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBig people, and now\Nif you go to Southwest Airlines, Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.27,0:09:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}you have buy two seats. Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.28,0:09:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hThe problem is\Nthey're not together. Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.28,0:09:58.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Scary. Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.78,0:09:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You know, and you have\N\h\h\hto put your tits Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.78,0:10:00.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}in the overhead rack. Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.78,0:10:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}But people don't mind now. Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.79,0:10:04.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}We're working our way through. Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.29,0:10:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And all over the country Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.79,0:10:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}you got weird things\N\h\hlike in Houston, Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.79,0:10:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Houston they got Enron field. Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.79,0:10:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}We're going to call it\N\h5th Amendment Field. Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.29,0:10:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}But fuck. Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.80,0:10:16.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hWe can't call it\NWe're Fucked Field. Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.80,0:10:18.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hArthur Anderson\Nput in the chairs, Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.30,0:10:19.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}they spin both ways. Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.27,0:10:23.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And now Martha Stewart Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.31,0:10:24.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}may become somebody's bitch. Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.81,0:10:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.68,0:10:28.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.71,0:10:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Say it ain't so. Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.28,0:10:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I like to consider it more Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.28,0:10:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}like severe companion. Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.25,0:10:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}If you only have one room, Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.79,0:10:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and I like to call it\N\h\hmy private space, Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.29,0:10:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}use the light well. Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.29,0:10:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know,\Nyou have vertical bars, Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.29,0:10:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}don't use horizontal blinds. Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.80,0:10:48.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAlso, think of\Nyour ankle bracelet Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.30,0:10:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}as an accessory. Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.37,0:10:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}When it goes off, I just can't\N\h\h\h\h\hwait for her going-- Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.37,0:10:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hthe first time\Nshe has lunch going, Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.24,0:10:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"You call this quiche?" Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.31,0:10:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h"Shut up, bitch.\NYou're inside now. Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.31,0:11:00.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}You're mine." Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.31,0:11:03.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Drop down, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.81,0:11:06.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAll over things\Nhave been going good here. Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.32,0:11:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I've been all over--\NI've been to Memphis, Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.82,0:11:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I've been to Graceland. Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.82,0:11:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}And I never knew\Nthat Ray Charles Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.82,0:11:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}had a decorating license. Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.32,0:11:14.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But there's some severe-- Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.82,0:11:15.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}there are colors there Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.82,0:11:18.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}that have never seen daylight. Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.33,0:11:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I've been to Nashville, Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.83,0:11:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I've heard people\Nsing songs like, Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.83,0:11:23.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Oh, take your finger\N\h\h\h\houtta my ass, Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.43,0:11:26.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}because I'm leaving you\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbehind!" Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.94,0:11:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hFunny-ass shit,\Npeople do it now. Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.94,0:11:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hIt's a weird thing.\NI'm sweating like crazy Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.44,0:11:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}up here right now,\N\h\h\hbut it's HBO, Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.44,0:11:36.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}because it's live.\N\h\h\h(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.45,0:11:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Going on out, Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.45,0:11:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and now you've got it\N\h\h\h\hall going on. Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.45,0:11:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}People playing baseball,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hthat's good, Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.95,0:11:42.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\hyou've got a good season,\NYankees are kicking again, Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.45,0:11:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}way to go. Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.95,0:11:45.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}You know. Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.42,0:11:46.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(crowd cheering) Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.49,0:11:47.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\h\h\h\hROBIN:\NThat's all right. Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.99,0:11:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}You did a good job.\N\hYou came through. Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.06,0:11:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And everybody's worried\N\habout people playing, Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.06,0:11:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}you know, playing baseball\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon steroids. Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.06,0:11:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I'm going, "Really?" Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.53,0:11:56.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Well, here's one quick way\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou tell. Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.57,0:11:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Two things happen on steroids: Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.07,0:12:01.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hYour balls shrink\Nand your head grows. Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.57,0:12:02.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}So if someone steps up\N\h\h\h\h\hto the plate Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.57,0:12:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}with a Mardi Gras head\N\h\h\hand Raisinettes, Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.07,0:12:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}you're out! Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.08,0:12:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Watch out! Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.58,0:12:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Poor Barry Bonds, man. Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.58,0:12:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}They won't pitch to him,\N\h\h\h\hand when they do, Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.58,0:12:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}they're trying to kill him. Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.08,0:12:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}He's like Yasser Arafat\N\h\h\hof baseball, man. Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.08,0:12:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And for Jerusalem right now Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.58,0:12:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I do believe there's a plan,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI have a plan, Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.59,0:12:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}it's an interesting plan. Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.59,0:12:18.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}It's called a timeshare, Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.59,0:12:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}like Miami, let's try that. Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.59,0:12:24.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Jews will get Hanukkah,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPassover, Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.09,0:12:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Christians will get Christmas\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand Easter. Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.06,0:12:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And Muslims will have Ramadan Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.60,0:12:29.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}and that other holiday,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hKaboom. Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.10,0:12:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Nah. Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.10,0:12:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Obviously, right now\N\h\hthe people at HBO Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.60,0:12:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}are going "Oh, fuck off. Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.61,0:12:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}What are you doing,\N\h\h\hyou asshole?" Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.74,0:12:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But for me, I'm very excited Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.31,0:12:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}because this is my time Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.31,0:12:46.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hwhen I was watching\NWorld Cup soccer, my man. Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.78,0:12:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I saw World Cup, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.32,0:12:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}No, no. Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.82,0:12:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hA few soccer fans,\Nthe rest of you are going, Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.32,0:12:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Oh, that's like football\N\h\hwithout pads, right?" Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.96,0:12:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}For the rest of the world,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hit's football. Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.96,0:12:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}For us, it's, like,\N\h"A strange sport, Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.96,0:13:00.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}played by damaged people." Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.70,0:13:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}We made it in the World Cup. Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.70,0:13:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Everybody plays it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.20,0:13:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Not like the World Series,\N\h\h\h\hbecause the French Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.70,0:13:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}don't have a baseball team. Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.40,0:13:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}If they did, they would\N\honly have left field Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.40,0:13:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}and no one would be safe. Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.41,0:13:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.91,0:13:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}What can you do, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.41,0:13:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}It is Bastille Day, {\i1}alors. Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.41,0:13:20.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(sings in French) Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.42,0:13:22.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}The day that Marie Antoinette\N\h\h\hgave the ultimate head. Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.42,0:13:24.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\hLook out, ah.\NWe are French. Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.92,0:13:28.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Fuck you, Americans,\N\h\h\h\hI don't care. Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.42,0:13:29.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}My friend is in right now, Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.93,0:13:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}my Lance Armstrong\N\h\h\his in France Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.39,0:13:32.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}racing in the Tour de France. Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.43,0:13:34.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hHe is right now, but--\Nand every year the French go, Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.43,0:13:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"He is on chemicals." Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.86,0:13:37.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h\hI'm going,\N"It's chemotherapy, Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.37,0:13:40.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}you little toad sucker." Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.20,0:13:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Okay, he has one testicle. Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.70,0:13:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}He's aerodynamic. Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.71,0:13:48.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Everybody cut off your balls.\N\h\hYou'll be quicker. Do it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.71,0:13:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Don't be afraid, eh?" Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.21,0:13:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hBecause, you know,\Nwhen you look at the World Cup, Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.72,0:13:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}America finally made it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.22,0:13:58.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}We made it to the 16, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.22,0:13:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Whoo! Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.96,0:14:02.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Goddamn right! Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.06,0:14:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.56,0:14:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\hWe're no longer in the\NSpecial Olympics category. Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.56,0:14:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}They used to see us\N\h\hcome and going, Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.06,0:14:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h"Oh, give it to them.\NThey're damaged people." Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.43,0:14:13.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Thank you for the ball. Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.77,0:14:16.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\hI got a ball.\NI kick the ball. Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.77,0:14:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Unlike the Brazilians, man. Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.11,0:14:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}When the Brazilians play\N\h\hit's like, (humming). Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.95,0:14:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And the fans, they're like,\N\h(singing in Portuguese). Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.95,0:14:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Brazilians going, "Look,\NI'm playing soccer, okay. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.95,0:14:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Look, I'm scoring. Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.96,0:14:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And now I'm kicking the ball." Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.46,0:14:36.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Soccer's kind of mellow,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know. Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.96,0:14:38.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's a little\Npassive-aggressive, though, Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.46,0:14:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}when you got that thing\Nof like (make sounds). Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.33,0:14:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I didn't do anything. Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.40,0:14:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}What are you looking at?\N\h\hIt's not like hockey, Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.37,0:14:46.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}where someone comes up\Nwith a stick and goes, Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.44,0:14:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Bam, motherfucker!" Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.44,0:14:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}That's why there are no\NSpanish hockey players, Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.11,0:14:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hbecause the first time\Na white guy takes a stick Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.11,0:14:53.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hand goes, "Bam,"\N"Motherfucker, I'm going to Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.61,0:14:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}cut you off now." Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.11,0:14:57.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"And you, Freddie Krueger, Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.11,0:15:00.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}bitch, take off the mask,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hmotherfucker. Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.62,0:15:03.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Coming in there,\N\h\h\hgoddammit!" Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.62,0:15:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}But, like, soccer, Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.12,0:15:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hsometimes guys will\Ndo this weird thing, Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.02,0:15:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}they'll fall down\Nand pretend like, Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.52,0:15:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Oh shit, I'm fucking-- Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.03,0:15:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hI've been killed.\NI've been blinded. Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.60,0:15:15.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}oh, oh... Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.93,0:15:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}There's nobody near me, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.87,0:15:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Okay, I'm kidding." Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.87,0:15:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And the referee comes over, Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.37,0:15:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"Yellow card. Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.37,0:15:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Two yellow cards. Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.38,0:15:28.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Red card. Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.38,0:15:29.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Hold on, three cards. Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.85,0:15:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Green card." Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.88,0:15:34.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hAnd the referee\Nis so sweet, too. Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.38,0:15:35.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}He's kind of like, Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.28,0:15:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Okay, what's your name? Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.72,0:15:40.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Turn around. Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.22,0:15:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}What's your fucking name? Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.23,0:15:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Why didn't you call me\Nafter the Mexico game?" Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.73,0:15:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.37,0:15:51.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Not like--you know, Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.87,0:15:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}football referees\N\hwho have that, Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.87,0:15:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Too much commercial time. Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.37,0:15:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hBad white men\Ndancing on the field. Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.88,0:16:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Moving away.\NMoving away." Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.81,0:16:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}What are we doing? Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.81,0:16:07.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And then it was strange,\N\h\h\h\hin the World Cup Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.32,0:16:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}they always claim, Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.32,0:16:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"There's bad refereeing, Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.82,0:16:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}someone may have been\N\h\h\h\h\h\hpaid off. Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.82,0:16:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Oh, shit, say it ain't so. Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.82,0:16:14.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}You're telling me\N\hthat the Oscars Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.82,0:16:15.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}are also political? Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.82,0:16:18.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Oh, fuck off." Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.33,0:16:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Shh. Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.33,0:16:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}There's a gay mafia. Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.83,0:16:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Shh. Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.84,0:16:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}The Mauve Hand. Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.84,0:16:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Shh. Fairy Godfather. Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.84,0:16:33.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h"Does this pistol\Nmake my ass look big?" Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.81,0:16:37.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Shh. If you go to LA, Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.55,0:16:40.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}there's a great greeting\N\h\h\h\hthese people do. Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.05,0:16:42.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}They come up and go,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Love ya." Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.05,0:16:45.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Love you."\N"Hey, love you, love you." Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.42,0:16:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.10,0:16:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}We were talking briefly\N\habout bad refereeing. Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.10,0:16:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\hThe worst one, I guess,\Nwas in the Winter Olympics Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.60,0:16:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}with a French judge. Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.60,0:17:01.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Once again, the French\N\h\hfuck with us, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.57,0:17:04.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThe Canadians,\Nthey skate perfectly, eh? Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.11,0:17:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"We did it perfect, huh?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.24,0:17:08.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hAnd then the Russians\Nthey come, "Oh, fuck." Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.24,0:17:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hThey fucked up\Nand the French judge went, Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.75,0:17:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"How like life.\NThey fucked up. Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.21,0:17:13.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I give it to them, huh?" Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.18,0:17:15.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}At that point I'm going, Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.35,0:17:16.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Where is Tonya Harding\N\h\hwhen you need her? Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.85,0:17:19.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Tonya would've been\N\h\h\hon that judge Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.86,0:17:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}like shit on Velcro." Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.86,0:17:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hShe'd be going,\N"Give me that medal, Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.76,0:17:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}you French whore! Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.33,0:17:28.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.43,0:17:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}I won." Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.83,0:17:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h\hBut instead\Nwe get to see Tonya Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.34,0:17:34.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}fight Paula Jones Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.84,0:17:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}in an all-white trash weekend. Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.84,0:17:42.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Trailer park Tuesday. Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.84,0:17:44.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Tonya went right\N\hfor Paula too, Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.85,0:17:45.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}she went right for the nose, Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.85,0:17:47.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Not the nose.\NThat's the Clinton money. Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.02,0:17:49.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Not the nose." Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.48,0:17:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And then next it's going to be\N\h\h\h\hJoey Buttafuoco fights Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.49,0:17:52.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}John Wayne Bobbitt. Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.99,0:17:54.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}There will be no hitting\N\h\hbelow the belt there, Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.49,0:17:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}my friend. Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.12,0:17:59.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Fuck, man, give it back. Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.19,0:18:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}My balls are in the front row." Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.16,0:18:02.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hWhat's next?\NThe Nixon daughters Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.63,0:18:06.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}battle for the library money. Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.13,0:18:09.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Be there as my bitches\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgo at it. Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.14,0:18:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAt this point\Neven Caligula's going, Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.04,0:18:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h"What the fuck\Nare you people doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.44,0:18:15.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hWhy don't you have\NHannibal Lecter on Iron Chef, Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.71,0:18:18.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}just kick out the jams? Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.21,0:18:19.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Because you've got\N\h\h\h\h{\i1}The Chamber, Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.72,0:18:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}{\i1}The Chair, Fear Factor. Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.72,0:18:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}People in Texas are going, Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.88,0:18:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"We got those shows. Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.96,0:18:28.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}We just don't film them." Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.93,0:18:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hTwo weeks ago,\Nthe Supreme Court Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.43,0:18:34.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hbanned execution\Nof retarded people Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.43,0:18:35.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and people in Texas are going, Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.43,0:18:36.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Shit, where's the fun now?" Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.50,0:18:39.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Because they were zapping Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.04,0:18:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hretarded people\Nevery other week. Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.07,0:18:43.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hIt was like, "Go sit\Non Santa's lap, Timmy." Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.07,0:18:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.57,0:18:46.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Goddamn. Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.08,0:18:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And I know the definition\N\h\h\h\h\h\hof "retarded" Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.58,0:18:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}in Texas is pretty wide. Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.58,0:18:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}But... Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.09,0:19:00.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hI mean, they are--\Nthey're out there, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.42,0:19:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}It's crazy. Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.26,0:19:04.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Goddamn, brother. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.59,0:19:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hThey're throwing\Nthe shit out there. Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.59,0:19:07.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It's pretty wild, too. Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.10,0:19:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know,\Neven the Taliban is going, Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.10,0:19:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"You are crazy\Nmotherfuckers." Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.10,0:19:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}There was a guy with one leg. Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.10,0:19:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hThey weren't going\Nto give him a wooden leg. Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.60,0:19:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}It was going to be\N\hdead man hopping. Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.10,0:19:18.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Five, ten, fifteen, twenty. Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.61,0:19:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}But there is a moment\N\h\h\hof compassion. Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.48,0:19:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Before the lethal injection, Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.48,0:19:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}they do an alcohol swab,\N\h\h\h\hwhich is so nice. Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.48,0:19:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughing) Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.05,0:19:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"What the fuck\Nare you doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.05,0:19:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"We don't want you\N\h\h\h\hto get that Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.52,0:19:35.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}last-second infection. Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.46,0:19:36.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Come on now. Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.96,0:19:38.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}It's all safe now." Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.46,0:19:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hWell, you remember\Nthe Winter Olympics? Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.46,0:19:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hThey were so proud,\Nthey had them in Utah, Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.96,0:19:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hsaying "God,\Nit's a great place." Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.47,0:19:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?\NWas Amish Country booked? Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.47,0:19:47.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}What happened? Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.47,0:19:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Come on down to Salt Lake. Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.97,0:19:52.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}We are going to party\N\h\h\hlike it's 1955. Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.47,0:19:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Bring your wives. Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.98,0:19:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Oops. Come on down." Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.61,0:19:58.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And at the closing ceremony Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.11,0:19:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hthey introduced\NDonnie and Marie Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.95,0:20:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}as the first couple of Utah. Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.78,0:20:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hI went,\N"Uh-uh, honey, no. Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.29,0:20:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}They're only a couple\N\h\h\h\hin Arkansas." Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.29,0:20:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.29,0:20:12.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}(crowd applauding) Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.89,0:20:14.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hLadies and gentlemen,\Nif you're going to Georgia, Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.46,0:20:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hI just want to tell you\NTed Turner and Jane Fonda Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.96,0:20:17.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}broke up,\Nthey did. Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.93,0:20:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Jane found God Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.47,0:20:20.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}and Ted found out\N\hit wasn't him. Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.47,0:20:25.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Now, we're at the Olympics\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\honce again. Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.47,0:20:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}We're talking about\Nthe figure skating, Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.98,0:20:28.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hwhere the judge did\Nall the controversy, Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.48,0:20:31.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}but I find the figure skating\N\h\h\h\h\hto be kind of sexy. Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.48,0:20:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Yeah, baby, you know,\N\h\hnot ice dancing, Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.98,0:20:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}which is polka on Valium. Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.98,0:20:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}That's not good. Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.95,0:20:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}But there's that pairs\N\h\h\h\hfigure skating Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.02,0:20:39.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and there's that one\N\h\hvery special lift Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.09,0:20:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}where the male figure\N\h\hskater goes, hoo, Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.59,0:20:43.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}right here, Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.09,0:20:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhere even\Na gynecologist would go, Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.13,0:20:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Put on a glove, man." Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.50,0:20:48.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h\hIt's that,\N"Who's your daddy? Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.56,0:20:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hWho's your daddy?\NWho's your daddy?" Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.57,0:20:53.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.57,0:20:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAnd I'm going,\N"Let's cut the foreplay, Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.04,0:20:56.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}let's have ice fucking,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcome on." Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.57,0:20:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Oh, (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.74,0:21:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\h\h\hYes, oh,\Nnipples around Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.75,0:21:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and there they go. Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.88,0:21:08.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.65,0:21:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}And she holds on Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.15,0:21:13.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}without her hands. Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.66,0:21:15.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.66,0:21:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.87,0:21:33.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Even the French judge would go, Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.68,0:21:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"I like it. Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.14,0:21:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}I don't care. Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.05,0:21:38.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I'm giving them the medal. Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.55,0:21:40.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Fuck the Canadian. Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.55,0:21:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}So fabulous." Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.55,0:21:44.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hAnd there's other\Nkind of sexual things Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.55,0:21:46.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}in the Olympics.\NThere's the luge, Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.56,0:21:49.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}which I have only one question. Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.56,0:21:50.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hWhat drunken\NGerman gynecologist Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.56,0:21:53.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}invented that sport? Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.06,0:21:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}What guy went,\N"You know what? Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.20,0:21:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}I want to dress\N\hlike a sperm, Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.20,0:22:02.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}shove an ice skate\N\h\h\h\hin my ass, Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.07,0:22:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and go balls-first\Ndown an ice chute. Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.11,0:22:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.11,0:22:07.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}That will be fun." Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.91,0:22:11.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"No! This is for pussies." Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.78,0:22:13.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"How will you steer?" Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.78,0:22:16.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"I will do Kegels! Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.92,0:22:17.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I will flex my ass Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.69,0:22:19.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and go (Indistinct). Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.75,0:22:21.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Yeah." Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.59,0:22:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hAnd do not talk to me\Nabout the two-man luge. Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.16,0:22:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hI'm saying, "Boys,\Nget a room! Come on." Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.66,0:22:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hThey're going to, "Oh,\Nmake that turn, you bastard, Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.10,0:22:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmake it!\NHard right, you fucker, Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.17,0:22:33.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}hard right!" Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.17,0:22:35.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Pour guy gets to the end\N\h\h\h\hof the run going, Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.17,0:22:38.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"I got wood, man,\N\h\hI'm sorry! " Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.11,0:22:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Well, you cost us the race! Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.18,0:22:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Your penis going\N\h\h(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.68,0:22:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\hwas two one-hundredths\Nof a second's wind resistance! Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.68,0:22:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}We could've won if you weren't\N\h\h\h\h\hgoing (makes sound)! Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.18,0:22:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Dolphin boy!" Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.19,0:22:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Yes, and there's always Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.69,0:22:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}some horrible drug scandals\N\h\h\h\h\hin the Olympics. Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.69,0:22:57.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\hThis year it was a Spanish\Ncross-country skilor-- Skilor, Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.19,0:22:58.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}which is like a skier. Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.19,0:22:59.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.20,0:23:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Are you a skilor?" Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.20,0:23:02.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"Yes!" Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.70,0:23:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}He was going down there\N\h\h\hand he basically, Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.20,0:23:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}they accused him of taking-- Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.20,0:23:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwell, some\Nperformance-enhancing drug Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.21,0:23:12.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hlike an elephant\Ngrowth hormone or... Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.71,0:23:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"Are you on some sort of drug?" Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.18,0:23:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(makes sounds) Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.11,0:23:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.55,0:23:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Are you taking\Nan animal tranquilizer?" Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.05,0:23:20.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(makes sounds) Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.48,0:23:23.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Oh, no. Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.55,0:23:25.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAnd they didn't\Nbother drug-testing Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.05,0:23:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}the snowboarders.\N\hThey just, "Oh. Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.05,0:23:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Get the fuck out.\N\h\h\h\h\hGo on. Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.06,0:23:30.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Go, go, my little boys. Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.06,0:23:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Have fun!" Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.56,0:23:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I guess they realized the word Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.06,0:23:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"half pipe" meant something. Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.57,0:23:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}All right. Because it was\N\h\ha very strange thing. Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.07,0:23:41.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hRemember the kid\Nwho won the gold medal? Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.07,0:23:42.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}He was in freestyle\N\h\hand they said, Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.57,0:23:43.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h"Do you want to be\Non a box of Wheaties?" Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.84,0:23:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}He went "No. Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.21,0:23:47.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Count Chocula." Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.71,0:23:51.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Aha, a clue, Sherlock!" Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.25,0:23:52.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hUnlike the poor\NCanadian snowboarder Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.71,0:23:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hin the 1998 Olympics.\NThey took away his medal Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.75,0:23:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}because he tested positive\N\h\h\h\h\h\hfor marijuana, Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.25,0:23:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}which is kind of redundant,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnumber one. Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.75,0:23:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Number two, Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.25,0:24:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}they said that marijuana Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.76,0:24:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}was a performance-enhancing\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdrug. Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.36,0:24:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(makes sounds) Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.83,0:24:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Marijuana enhances\N\h\h\hmany things. Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.33,0:24:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Colors, tastes, sensations, Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.83,0:24:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hbut you are certainly\Nnot fucking empowered. Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.84,0:24:16.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}When you're stoned, Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.34,0:24:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}you're lucky if you can find\N\h\h\hyour own goddamn feet. Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.47,0:24:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hThe only way it's a\Nperformance-enhancing drug Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.48,0:24:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}is if there's a big\Nfucking Hershey Bar Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.38,0:24:23.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}at the end of the run. Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.81,0:24:26.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.35,0:24:27.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd then,\Nyou'll be like... Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.19,0:24:32.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hYou'll be like\Na Swiss ski jumper going, Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.25,0:24:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"I'm there!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.76,0:24:36.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Poor Canadian snowboarder. Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.26,0:24:37.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}They asked for his medal back\N\h\hand he couldn't find it. Dialogue: 0,0:24:37.26,0:24:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}It was around his fucking neck! Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.26,0:24:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Get out of here,\Nyou little goofy Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.76,0:24:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Canadian bastard, eh." Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.27,0:24:45.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Then they have weird sports\N\h\h\h\h\hlike the Biathlon Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.77,0:24:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhich is like--\Nit's like Norwegian drive-by. Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.14,0:24:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.57,0:24:52.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Get the TV, Hans!" Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.07,0:24:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(makes sounds). Dialogue: 0,0:24:54.24,0:24:56.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's crazy.\NAnd-- well, the Canadians, Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.31,0:24:58.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}they won the gold medal\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin hockey Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.31,0:24:59.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hand I went,\N"Come on, man. It's..." Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.81,0:25:02.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Yay! All right, eh." Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.32,0:25:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\hGod bless you\NCanadian people. Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.82,0:25:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You're so fucking nice, eh. Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.82,0:25:08.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}It's your only fucking sport. Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.82,0:25:11.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.33,0:25:13.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}That and a mutant\Nform of football. Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.33,0:25:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h"We've got 13 men,\Nwe have a longer field." Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.83,0:25:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Well, you have fun. Enjoy." Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.26,0:25:18.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.27,0:25:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Yes. We are the Canadians." Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.14,0:25:21.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hCanada is like\Na loft apartment Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.64,0:25:24.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}over a really great party,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know? Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.14,0:25:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}They're like, Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.14,0:25:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Keep it down, eh!" Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.14,0:25:29.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.88,0:25:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}They're all up there going,\N\h\h\h\h"Yeah. We are nice. Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.45,0:25:35.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\hWe have Jean Chrétien,\Nour great prime minister, huh. Dialogue: 0,0:25:35.45,0:25:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And we have him there,\N\h\h\hhe's right there. Dialogue: 0,0:25:36.45,0:25:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}He was the only man\N\h\hin the world-- Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.42,0:25:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I don't need no Secret Service. Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.95,0:25:41.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hA guy comes to hit me,\NI fucking knock him out, eh. Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.92,0:25:43.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hI'm Jean Chrétien,\Nwhich, versus your president, Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.46,0:25:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hwho's a cretin,\Nbut I don't care." Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.96,0:25:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But for me, you know, Quebec\N\hkeeps wanting to break away Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.93,0:25:49.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom Canada,\Nbut still keep the currency. Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.46,0:25:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}What about that? Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.47,0:25:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hIt's like a kid\Nmoving out of the house, Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.97,0:25:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}but I still would like\N\h\h\h\h\hto get money. Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.97,0:25:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Fuck off, you. Dialogue: 0,0:25:55.97,0:25:57.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}What are you doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.47,0:25:59.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Canadian money is also\N\hcalled "the Loonie". Dialogue: 0,0:25:59.47,0:26:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hHow can you take an\Neconomic crisis seriously? Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.98,0:26:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h"The Loonie is down!"\N"Oh, how sad for you!" Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.92,0:26:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"What are you saying, eh?" Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.35,0:26:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But everyone was so happy Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.82,0:26:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hthat the Olympics,\Nthe security was so tight. Dialogue: 0,0:26:13.86,0:26:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\hThey were like, "Security\Nwas amazing at the Olympics." Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.36,0:26:17.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hI went, "Yeah, Utah\Nis the whitest fucking Dialogue: 0,0:26:17.36,0:26:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}State in the Union." Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.36,0:26:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hAn Arab in Utah is like\Nan albino at the Apollo. Dialogue: 0,0:26:21.86,0:26:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}You would notice. Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.87,0:26:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}I was going... Dialogue: 0,0:26:25.37,0:26:27.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.60,0:26:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Hey, guys, look.\N\h\hWe found one! Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.11,0:26:31.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Oh. He's just tan. Dialogue: 0,0:26:31.11,0:26:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Everybody else, come on now." Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.34,0:26:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And the problem was Dialogue: 0,0:26:34.91,0:26:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hthere was basically\Nwhite powder everywhere. Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.41,0:26:38.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}So all the dogs looking\Nfor anthrax are going, Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.88,0:26:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"Oh, shit! Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.45,0:26:42.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}You go, man, you go!" Dialogue: 0,0:26:42.68,0:26:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hPoor dogs. They look\Nfor Anthrax and cocaine. Dialogue: 0,0:26:45.25,0:26:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}They go back to their cage\N\h\h\hat the end of the day Dialogue: 0,0:26:46.75,0:26:48.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}going (makes sounds) Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.46,0:26:49.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"I can't taste my ass.\N\h\h\hI don't know why. Dialogue: 0,0:26:51.49,0:26:52.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Oh! Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.99,0:26:53.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}It's my tail!" Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.50,0:26:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Meanwhile your cat sits\N\h\h\hover there going, Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.00,0:26:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"You're still an asshole,\N\h\h\h\h\hyou know that." Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.50,0:27:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIs it me,\Nor are cats drag queens? Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.00,0:27:05.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I think they are. Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.01,0:27:06.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}The way they kind of go,\N\h\h\h\h"Who loves Kitty? Dialogue: 0,0:27:09.11,0:27:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}You love Kitty? Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.01,0:27:13.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Are these your shoes? Dialogue: 0,0:27:13.01,0:27:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(retches) Dialogue: 0,0:27:15.52,0:27:17.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Who loves Kitty?\NWho loves Kitty?" Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.52,0:27:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And the way they have\N\h\hthat whole thing Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.02,0:27:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}two male cats have\Nthat amazing thing Dialogue: 0,0:27:21.52,0:27:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}when they're kind of\Nwalking around going, Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.52,0:27:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"That's mine. Dialogue: 0,0:27:26.53,0:27:27.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Mine! Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.93,0:27:32.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I like that, too." Dialogue: 0,0:27:32.57,0:27:35.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hThank God\Nmen aren't like that! Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.07,0:27:36.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Hey. Nice car, Bob. Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.07,0:27:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Mine now!" Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.01,0:27:40.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"What are you doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:27:40.51,0:27:41.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Oh. Just shopping! Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.51,0:27:44.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Fuck off!" Dialogue: 0,0:27:47.02,0:27:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Yeah, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.52,0:27:51.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.35,0:27:54.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}But... Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.93,0:27:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}the whole anthrax thing\N\h\h\hhad people going. Dialogue: 0,0:27:58.43,0:28:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hRemember they said,\N"Don't open your mail." Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.93,0:28:02.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"Why?" Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.93,0:28:04.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"There's white powder\N\h\h\hin envelopes." Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.93,0:28:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}"Really? Dialogue: 0,0:28:08.54,0:28:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Your mother and I used to look Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.60,0:28:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}for white powder in envelopes. Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.61,0:28:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hWe weren't online.\NWe did lines, my friend. Dialogue: 0,0:28:14.11,0:28:15.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Yes. Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.61,0:28:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And there were ninjas\Non the fucking lawn, Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.61,0:28:17.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}trying to kill us." Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.61,0:28:21.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And now, there are people\N\h\h\htrying to kill us. Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.62,0:28:23.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAnd that's why\NI bought a gas mask Dialogue: 0,0:28:23.62,0:28:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}and I thought,\N"I'll be safe. Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.62,0:28:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hI've got a gas mask."\NI went, "Wait a minute." Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.62,0:28:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I can't even get a condom on\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhen I want to. Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.62,0:28:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}You know that thing\Nwhere you're going, Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.13,0:28:32.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"Hey, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.13,0:28:33.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hYeah, I got a--\NI got a love glove. Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.63,0:28:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}\h\hYeah.\NHold on. Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.13,0:28:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}\h\h\h\hYeah.\N(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.70,0:28:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\hI'll be right\Nwith you, honey. Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.14,0:28:42.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.64,0:28:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Don't go away on me now." Dialogue: 0,0:28:48.64,0:28:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}You're playing\Nbeat the cock. Dialogue: 0,0:28:50.11,0:28:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"Come on now, Dialogue: 0,0:28:52.65,0:28:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I got it! I got it!\N\h\h\h\hI got it!" Dialogue: 0,0:28:53.65,0:28:56.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.82,0:28:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And there's your penis\N\h\h\h\h\hlike a midget Dialogue: 0,0:28:59.32,0:29:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}in a diving suit. Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.82,0:29:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"I don't think\Nwe're going in today, Pete. Dialogue: 0,0:29:05.33,0:29:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}We didn't make the deadline." Dialogue: 0,0:29:08.06,0:29:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Oh yeah, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.03,0:29:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}It's out. Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.07,0:29:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}And... Dialogue: 0,0:29:16.54,0:29:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}do you remember when they sent\N\h\h\h\h\hanthrax to Congress? Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.04,0:29:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}They did. They send it\Nto Tom Daschle's office Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.04,0:29:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hand they cleared\Nthat fucking place out. Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.51,0:29:24.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hIt was like,\N"Everybody out, come on!" Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.01,0:29:26.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hHazmat suits,\Nthey're all leaving, Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.01,0:29:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}they're putting him underground,\N\h\h\h\h\hthey're protecting him. Dialogue: 0,0:29:27.52,0:29:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}But as the Congressmen\N\h\h\hwalk out they go, Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.52,0:29:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"But the rest of you, Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.42,0:29:32.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}go about your lives. Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.39,0:29:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Everything is perfectly okay. Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.42,0:29:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}We'll be miles away." Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.09,0:29:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}It's like when you go\N\h\h\hto the dentist Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.16,0:29:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hand he puts a little\Nlead bib over your balls. Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.66,0:29:42.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}He walks behind concrete,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgoing, Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.60,0:29:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"You'll be fine!" Dialogue: 0,0:29:44.07,0:29:46.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.67,0:29:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}But how can you tell\Nif Congress was sick? Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.67,0:29:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}It's Night of the Living Dead\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hanyway. Dialogue: 0,0:29:52.67,0:29:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hThey're all over--\Nall those old senators Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.18,0:29:55.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}like Strom and Jesse going, Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.18,0:29:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"You know, you know,\Nthe Confederate flag Dialogue: 0,0:29:58.18,0:29:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\his just a symbol\Nof states' rights." Dialogue: 0,0:30:00.18,0:30:01.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Yeah, and the swastika Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.32,0:30:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}is just a Tibetan\Ngood luck charm. Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.32,0:30:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Now, come on. Dialogue: 0,0:30:04.25,0:30:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Come on out of here now." Dialogue: 0,0:30:05.15,0:30:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}It's scary. Dialogue: 0,0:30:06.15,0:30:07.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And I have one thing, Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.66,0:30:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hwhen did Ted Kennedy\Nbecome Jabba the Hutt? Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.16,0:30:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}He's huge! Dialogue: 0,0:30:14.16,0:30:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hYou're a Kennedy,\Nnot a Macy's Day float. Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.16,0:30:18.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:30:18.67,0:30:21.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Bring him down.\N\hWe're voting! Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.67,0:30:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Step away, boy. Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.64,0:30:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I said no to the Krispy Kreme!" Dialogue: 0,0:30:24.67,0:30:25.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"Yes!" Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.18,0:30:29.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And Congress recently approved Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.68,0:30:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}the covert plan Dialogue: 0,0:30:31.68,0:30:33.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}to assassinate Saddam Hussein. Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.85,0:30:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}So what they've done Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.39,0:30:40.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}is publicly approve Dialogue: 0,0:30:40.42,0:30:43.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hthe secret plan\Nto assassinate Hussein. Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.73,0:30:45.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I wonder if he knows. Dialogue: 0,0:30:47.23,0:30:48.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Ah, but I do know. Dialogue: 0,0:30:48.73,0:30:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I know this one thing. Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.20,0:30:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hI know there's a cure\Nfor whatever bioterrorism Dialogue: 0,0:30:52.23,0:30:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}that they send at us. Dialogue: 0,0:30:53.74,0:30:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I know there's one,\N\h\h\h\hand it lies Dialogue: 0,0:30:55.24,0:30:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}within Keith Richards.\N\h\h\h\h\hI know that. Dialogue: 0,0:30:58.74,0:31:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}He's the only man\N\h\hon the planet Dialogue: 0,0:31:00.24,0:31:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}who can go,\N\h"Anthrax? Dialogue: 0,0:31:02.18,0:31:03.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(sniffs). Dialogue: 0,0:31:03.18,0:31:04.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}All right. Dialogue: 0,0:31:06.18,0:31:08.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Hey. Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.18,0:31:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Doesn't go with my E. coli, Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.18,0:31:11.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}but fuck." Dialogue: 0,0:31:12.35,0:31:14.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hKeith is the only man\Nwho can make the Osbornes Dialogue: 0,0:31:14.36,0:31:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}look fucking Amish. Dialogue: 0,0:31:17.86,0:31:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}He's insane. Dialogue: 0,0:31:19.36,0:31:20.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hI've seen Keith\Ngo to a drug dealer Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.86,0:31:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}and the drug dealer is going, Dialogue: 0,0:31:21.86,0:31:23.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"I'm out, man.\N\h\hI'm sorry. Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.36,0:31:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I have nothing left." Dialogue: 0,0:31:25.87,0:31:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Supposedly he goes\N\h\hto Switzerland Dialogue: 0,0:31:27.37,0:31:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}and changes his blood,\N\h\hnot like one pint, Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.37,0:31:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}but like a fucking Chevrolet,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall of it. Dialogue: 0,0:31:31.87,0:31:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I just want to know\Nwho gets his blood. Dialogue: 0,0:31:34.88,0:31:35.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Some old Swiss man is going, Dialogue: 0,0:31:35.88,0:31:37.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"Heidi, Dialogue: 0,0:31:37.65,0:31:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}we've got to go on tour,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou bitch. Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.15,0:31:44.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hWe got to pay\Nfor Mick's babies. Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.15,0:31:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Come on." Dialogue: 0,0:31:45.62,0:31:47.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Because I know this. Dialogue: 0,0:31:47.09,0:31:49.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hI know that we may\Nall be dead and gone. Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.09,0:31:52.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Keith will still be there\N\hwith five cockroaches. Dialogue: 0,0:31:52.09,0:31:54.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Keith will go, "You know,\N\h\hI smoked your uncle, Dialogue: 0,0:31:54.03,0:31:55.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}did you know that? Dialogue: 0,0:31:56.60,0:31:58.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Fucking crazy." Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.44,0:32:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Because this is what's\N\h\h\h\h\h\hhappening, Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.00,0:32:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}ladies and gentlemen,\N\h\h\hevery so often, Dialogue: 0,0:32:02.50,0:32:04.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Rumsfeld comes out and goes, Dialogue: 0,0:32:04.14,0:32:06.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"I don't know where. Dialogue: 0,0:32:06.71,0:32:09.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I don't know when. Dialogue: 0,0:32:09.21,0:32:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}But something awful\Nis going to happen. Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.21,0:32:13.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThank you.\NThat's all for today. Dialogue: 0,0:32:13.21,0:32:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}No further questions." Dialogue: 0,0:32:15.68,0:32:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Excuse me.\NCan you give me a clue?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:18.69,0:32:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"What is it? The Central\NIntuitive Agency now, eh? Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.19,0:32:23.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hAre you working\Nwith Miss Cleo?" Dialogue: 0,0:32:25.69,0:32:27.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"Oh, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.00,0:32:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I don't know where.\NI don't know when. Dialogue: 0,0:32:30.80,0:32:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}But something awful\Nis going to happen, Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.14,0:32:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hand definitely\Ndon't marry that fat man. Dialogue: 0,0:32:35.94,0:32:36.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hHe only wants you\Nfor your money, girl." Dialogue: 0,0:32:38.94,0:32:40.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hPeople are suing\NMiss Cleo for fraud. Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.44,0:32:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I went, "Fucking duh!" Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.44,0:32:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}What do you want? Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.95,0:32:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hWhat do you want?\NA blind tarot card Dialogue: 0,0:32:47.42,0:32:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}before you go, "Aha!" Dialogue: 0,0:32:49.62,0:32:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hFirst of all,\Nif she's a psychic, Dialogue: 0,0:32:51.12,0:32:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hwhy does she need\Na fucking phone number? Dialogue: 0,0:32:52.62,0:32:54.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Number one. Dialogue: 0,0:32:54.59,0:32:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Number two,\Nthat fake-- Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.62,0:32:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}yeah, that Jamaican\N\h\h\haccent going, Dialogue: 0,0:32:57.12,0:32:59.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Oh. I don't know it."\NLike, if she was a real psychic, Dialogue: 0,0:32:59.13,0:33:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hshe'd be like those\NLouisiana psychics going, Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.46,0:33:03.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"You're gonna die! Dialogue: 0,0:33:03.97,0:33:04.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You gots to puck your ass up. Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.93,0:33:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Take a-- pull a place\N\h\h\hfor your bike. Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.47,0:33:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Come on now!" Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.54,0:33:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\hI'm saying it's like buying\Nhair care products from Cher. Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.04,0:33:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}She's wearing a wig,\N\h\h\h\h\hyou idiot! Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.04,0:33:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Here's what you have to do. Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.04,0:33:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hYou have to take\Nthat little abdominal thing Dialogue: 0,0:33:16.04,0:33:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}that help you lose weight Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.55,0:33:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}while it shocks your fat ass Dialogue: 0,0:33:18.55,0:33:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}sitting watching TV. Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.55,0:33:22.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I'm getting six-pack abs Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.55,0:33:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}by knocking my testicles around. Dialogue: 0,0:33:26.05,0:33:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}No, what you do is you strap\N\h\h\h\h\hthat to your head. Dialogue: 0,0:33:29.66,0:33:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And say, "I will not buy Dialogue: 0,0:33:31.66,0:33:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}stupid shit for no reason. Dialogue: 0,0:33:34.66,0:33:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}There you go. Dialogue: 0,0:33:35.66,0:33:38.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Good. Dialogue: 0,0:33:38.07,0:33:38.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}There's a good one. Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.54,0:33:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hBecause now, men,\Nwe are in troubled times. Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.04,0:33:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hYou know, when it\Ninitially happened, Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.54,0:33:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hI thought the Statue\Nof Liberty would change. Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.04,0:33:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hInstead of "Give me\Nyour tired, your poor," Dialogue: 0,0:33:49.04,0:33:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit'd be here\Nwith a baseball bat going, Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.04,0:33:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"You want a piece of me?" Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.05,0:33:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\hBecause when it happened\Nthere was hardcore security. Dialogue: 0,0:33:54.55,0:33:56.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}New York, you had hardcore\N\hsecurity stopping people Dialogue: 0,0:33:56.05,0:33:57.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}on their way in the tunnels. Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.55,0:33:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hIn Washington\Nthey'd have F-18s flying, Dialogue: 0,0:33:59.05,0:34:00.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}air cover everywhere. Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.56,0:34:01.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}In San Francisco, Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.56,0:34:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}not-so-hardcore security. Dialogue: 0,0:34:04.06,0:34:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}The Golden Gate Bridge\N\h\h\h\h\h\hat one end, Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.56,0:34:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthere's a Hummer,\Nand I'm talking about the car. Dialogue: 0,0:34:07.06,0:34:09.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.06,0:34:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}People are going, "Really?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNow what? Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.07,0:34:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hOne Hummer here,\Ntwo National Guardsmen. Dialogue: 0,0:34:13.57,0:34:15.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}At the other end\N\hof the bridge, Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.07,0:34:17.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hanother Hummer,\Ntwo National Guardsmen. Dialogue: 0,0:34:17.07,0:34:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\hThe problem is the Hummer\Nand the National Guardsmen Dialogue: 0,0:34:18.57,0:34:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}are in jungle camouflage. Dialogue: 0,0:34:21.58,0:34:23.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}For those of you who've never\N\h\h\hbeen to San Francisco, Dialogue: 0,0:34:23.08,0:34:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}the bridge is bright orange. Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.58,0:34:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}So I feel like going, Dialogue: 0,0:34:26.95,0:34:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Be very, very quiet. Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.82,0:34:31.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:34:31.82,0:34:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h"We're looking\Nfor terrorists." Dialogue: 0,0:34:36.29,0:34:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No, Dialogue: 0,0:34:37.79,0:34:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and, but airport security, Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.80,0:34:41.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hremember before\Nall this happened Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.80,0:34:42.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}it was like,\N\h"Oh," Beep. Dialogue: 0,0:34:42.80,0:34:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Okay. Get on the plane,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcome on, Dialogue: 0,0:34:43.80,0:34:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}get on the plane. Dialogue: 0,0:34:45.80,0:34:46.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Hold on, one moment.\N\h\hOh, what's that? Dialogue: 0,0:34:46.80,0:34:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Oh, that's a gun.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay. Dialogue: 0,0:34:47.80,0:34:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Get on the plane." Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.30,0:34:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:34:50.81,0:34:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou could carry\Na four-inch blade on a plane. Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.81,0:34:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}That's about that long. Dialogue: 0,0:34:54.31,0:34:55.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hWhat are you doing?\NWest Side Story in the aisle? Dialogue: 0,0:34:55.81,0:34:57.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Going down the aisle, Dialogue: 0,0:34:57.51,0:35:00.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}crazy aisle." Dialogue: 0,0:35:00.01,0:35:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Now, you can't even carry Dialogue: 0,0:35:01.75,0:35:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}a nail-clipper on a plane. Dialogue: 0,0:35:03.72,0:35:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAre they afraid\Nyou're going to go, Dialogue: 0,0:35:04.75,0:35:07.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"All right. Dialogue: 0,0:35:07.25,0:35:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGive me the plane\Nor the bitch loses a cuticle." Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.76,0:35:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.26,0:35:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"I've got a nail file. Dialogue: 0,0:35:13.26,0:35:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I could be irritating." Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.26,0:35:17.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And if you have a steak\N\hor any piece of meat, Dialogue: 0,0:35:17.77,0:35:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}they don't give you a knife. Dialogue: 0,0:35:19.27,0:35:21.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hSo it's like\N{\i1}Quest for Fire{\r} flight. Dialogue: 0,0:35:21.27,0:35:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Like (makes noises) Dialogue: 0,0:35:29.34,0:35:32.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Sir, you're making\N\ha lot of noise." Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.38,0:35:33.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hThe Hindu man\Nin the back is going, Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.88,0:35:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Hold the bowl higher,\N\h\h\h\hhold it higher. Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.35,0:35:37.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Don't be afraid to beg. Dialogue: 0,0:35:37.39,0:35:38.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Use your hands." Dialogue: 0,0:35:41.39,0:35:42.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hBecause now when you go\Nthrough airport security, Dialogue: 0,0:35:42.39,0:35:43.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}that's tight. Dialogue: 0,0:35:43.89,0:35:45.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hYou go through\Nthe metal detector, Dialogue: 0,0:35:45.39,0:35:46.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}and if you're heavily pierced\N\h\hlike some of my friends, Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.39,0:35:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}it's like (buzzer noise) Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.90,0:35:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Take out your keys, sir." Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.90,0:35:50.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Tip of the iceberg." Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.90,0:36:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.91,0:36:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}For those playing\N\hthe home game, Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.91,0:36:05.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hthis is called\Na Prince Albert. Dialogue: 0,0:36:05.41,0:36:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAnd I'm sure\Nthat was his last wish. Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.92,0:36:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I'm sure Albert said, Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.92,0:36:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Victoria, I'm dying. Dialogue: 0,0:36:11.25,0:36:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I want you to name a museum,\N\h\h\h\h\ha performance hall, Dialogue: 0,0:36:14.26,0:36:16.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and a bolt through the cock\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter me. Dialogue: 0,0:36:17.76,0:36:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}That will be Victoria's Secret." Dialogue: 0,0:36:19.26,0:36:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Go, my darling. Dialogue: 0,0:36:21.76,0:36:23.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hSell little thongs\Nto people like that, Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.76,0:36:26.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}and little anal floss.\N\hGo, go, go, my dear." Dialogue: 0,0:36:26.97,0:36:27.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And I'm talking pierced,\Nthough, heavily pierced. Dialogue: 0,0:36:28.47,0:36:30.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Not like Britney Spears,\N\h\h\h\h\h"I'm a virgin." Dialogue: 0,0:36:30.47,0:36:31.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Yeah, and Michael Jackson's\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe father. Dialogue: 0,0:36:31.47,0:36:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\h\h\hMove on.\NNow, I'm talking Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.97,0:36:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hlike a hoop\Nthrough your nipple. Dialogue: 0,0:36:35.98,0:36:36.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}You know ladies\Nthat get that, Dialogue: 0,0:36:36.98,0:36:37.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}I'm guessing. Dialogue: 0,0:36:37.98,0:36:41.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.48,0:36:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Whoopsie. Dialogue: 0,0:36:42.98,0:36:44.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Just the kind of the way-- Dialogue: 0,0:36:44.49,0:36:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}the way your clothes are,\N\h\h\h\h\hkind of, going. Dialogue: 0,0:36:47.05,0:36:48.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hYou know when you have\Na big hoop for your nip, Dialogue: 0,0:36:48.56,0:36:50.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\hyou're going, "What are you\Ngoing to do? Tie up a pony?" Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.73,0:36:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:36:52.23,0:36:53.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Or you have two hoops\Nthrough the nipples. Dialogue: 0,0:36:53.23,0:36:54.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You go, "His and hers towels. Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.70,0:36:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hHis and hers."\NWhatever you want. Dialogue: 0,0:36:56.23,0:36:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}A towel down here,\Nso you can wash up. Dialogue: 0,0:36:57.73,0:36:59.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Fun. Dialogue: 0,0:36:59.73,0:37:01.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}But the most interesting thing\N\h\h\h\his when you see a girl Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.24,0:37:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h\hwith a bolt\Nthrough her tongue. Dialogue: 0,0:37:02.74,0:37:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd I went,\N"Why did you do that?" Dialogue: 0,0:37:04.57,0:37:06.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"To enhance\Nthe sexual stimulation." Dialogue: 0,0:37:09.94,0:37:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h"Nothing drives\Nmy boyfriend crazy Dialogue: 0,0:37:11.45,0:37:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}like the feel of cold steel Dialogue: 0,0:37:12.95,0:37:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}on his hot rod. Dialogue: 0,0:37:15.45,0:37:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But the problem is I ended up\N\h\hknocking out all my teeth Dialogue: 0,0:37:17.45,0:37:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}and living in a trailer park\N\h\hwith a man named Bubba." Dialogue: 0,0:37:21.09,0:37:22.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}That's the trade-off,\N\h\h\h\h\hmy darling. Dialogue: 0,0:37:22.59,0:37:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You know, you get the tattoo\N\h\hwith the barbed wire now Dialogue: 0,0:37:24.59,0:37:26.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hwhen you're 18,\Nand by the time you're 80 Dialogue: 0,0:37:26.59,0:37:28.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}it's fucking picket fence. Dialogue: 0,0:37:29.10,0:37:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\hAnd Madonna,\Nyou get it now, Dialogue: 0,0:37:31.10,0:37:32.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hand by the time\Nyou're 80 she turns Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.10,0:37:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}into Margaret Hamilton going, Dialogue: 0,0:37:33.60,0:37:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"Oh, I'm dying, Dialogue: 0,0:37:36.60,0:37:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}melting." Dialogue: 0,0:37:38.11,0:37:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Here's what you wanna do.\N\hHere's some fun stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.61,0:37:41.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}When I was growing up\NI didn't have {\i1}Playboy Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.11,0:37:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}or {\i1}Penthouse.\N\h{\r}Sad for me. Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.11,0:37:45.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But I had {\i1}National Geographic Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.11,0:37:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hand the girls\Nthat got me crazy-- Dialogue: 0,0:37:46.61,0:37:48.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:37:48.62,0:37:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hYou know, the ones\Nwith the slinky neck going, Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.85,0:37:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:37:52.39,0:37:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDo that.\NDrive your parents crazy Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.45,0:37:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}when you come down\N\hthe stairs going, Dialogue: 0,0:37:54.96,0:37:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:37:56.72,0:37:58.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}or do the full Ubangi. Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.79,0:38:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Go, "Mom, Dad, Dialogue: 0,0:38:01.83,0:38:04.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}it's also a CD-player". Dialogue: 0,0:38:04.27,0:38:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And you could take out\Nthe plate and jump rope Dialogue: 0,0:38:05.80,0:38:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}with your lower lip.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hHave fun. Dialogue: 0,0:38:08.34,0:38:11.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Watch grandma go,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Shit." Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.84,0:38:12.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Because-- Dialogue: 0,0:38:12.84,0:38:14.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}oh, Dialogue: 0,0:38:14.11,0:38:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}(speaks foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:38:18.18,0:38:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUnion guys going,\N"Don't touch it, Mr. Williams." Dialogue: 0,0:38:21.65,0:38:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:38:27.92,0:38:30.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}This shit is going to be\N\hmore precious than oil. Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.93,0:38:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}This is the stuff. Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.43,0:38:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTen years from now.\NIt's already starting to happen. Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.93,0:38:35.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}People will be going,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Psst, yo, Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.33,0:38:39.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}I got water. Dialogue: 0,0:38:39.77,0:38:40.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And if you want it cold, Dialogue: 0,0:38:40.73,0:38:42.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I got ice, motherfucker." Dialogue: 0,0:38:43.57,0:38:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Now, when you're going\N\h\hon the planes now, Dialogue: 0,0:38:46.64,0:38:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\hyou always have this\Nstrange thing that comes out. Dialogue: 0,0:38:48.14,0:38:49.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hThis sweet little\NSouthern stewardess Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.64,0:38:51.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}usually comes out and goes,\N\h\h"Ladies and gentlemen, Dialogue: 0,0:38:51.21,0:38:53.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}before we board flight five, Dialogue: 0,0:38:53.21,0:38:56.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hwe are just going to do\Na few random bag checks. Dialogue: 0,0:38:56.22,0:38:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}These are totally random. Dialogue: 0,0:38:59.22,0:39:00.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I'm just going to read off\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha few names. Dialogue: 0,0:39:05.73,0:39:07.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Hassam Bin Seen, Dialogue: 0,0:39:09.70,0:39:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Akeem Bin Laid, Dialogue: 0,0:39:11.73,0:39:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Havum Bin Fucked, Dialogue: 0,0:39:15.74,0:39:17.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Judy Smith." Dialogue: 0,0:39:17.74,0:39:20.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Fourteen Arabs and a blonde? Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.21,0:39:21.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hAnd every black man\Nand every Hispanic man Dialogue: 0,0:39:22.24,0:39:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}in the room is going,\N\h\h"Thank you, God. Dialogue: 0,0:39:24.98,0:39:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Oh, Lord, yes, Dialogue: 0,0:39:25.98,0:39:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}we're off the list,\N\h\h\hmotherfucker, Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.48,0:39:28.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}yeah, Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.02,0:39:30.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}yeah, I did it. Dialogue: 0,0:39:30.58,0:39:34.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"The man's going to be fucking\N\h\h\h\h\hwith you now, Habib. Dialogue: 0,0:39:34.09,0:39:35.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}You better learn\N\h\hto go {\i1}orale." Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.26,0:39:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd sure,\Nthey try and mix it up. Dialogue: 0,0:39:38.76,0:39:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}They take the knitting needles\Naway from the 85-year old lady. Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.76,0:39:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Why? Because I'm going\N\h\hto knit an Afghan?" Dialogue: 0,0:39:42.26,0:39:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Give them to me." Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.27,0:39:45.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And the five year-old kid, Dialogue: 0,0:39:45.33,0:39:46.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}they're patting him down,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhe's going, Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.73,0:39:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"What are you doing?\NYou're not a priest. Dialogue: 0,0:39:47.64,0:39:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Let go of me." Dialogue: 0,0:39:50.37,0:39:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.87,0:39:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"Oh, I see. Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.38,0:39:58.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}So you had a problem too,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI guess." Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.38,0:39:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hFather Pat's little\Nprivate patent chess, like, Dialogue: 0,0:40:00.38,0:40:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Good game, boy,\N\h\h\hgood game. Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.38,0:40:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Good game. Dialogue: 0,0:40:02.38,0:40:04.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hWash up, Timmy,\Nreally wash up." Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.89,0:40:06.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt's amazing\Nthat you would catch them, Dialogue: 0,0:40:06.39,0:40:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}and it wasn't just enough\N\h\h\h\h\hto catch them, Dialogue: 0,0:40:07.39,0:40:10.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}but they had the divine witness\N\h\h\h\h\h\hprotection program. Dialogue: 0,0:40:10.39,0:40:11.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You know, "Find the priest,\N\h\h\hhere's the pedophile, Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.89,0:40:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\hhere's the priest, find the\Npedophile , find the priest, Dialogue: 0,0:40:13.39,0:40:14.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hfind the pedophile,\Nthey're moving around, Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.40,0:40:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}then they're going\N\h(Indistinct) okay Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.40,0:40:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h(Indistinct)\Nthey're coming through, Dialogue: 0,0:40:17.90,0:40:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}here we go. Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.90,0:40:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Don't you ask, don't you tell, Dialogue: 0,0:40:20.40,0:40:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}you might end up right in hell. Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.40,0:40:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Here we go, here we go. Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.40,0:40:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Here's your check,\N\hdirect from Rome, Dialogue: 0,0:40:23.90,0:40:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}buy yourself a brand new home. Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.41,0:40:27.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Moving around, moving around." Dialogue: 0,0:40:27.41,0:40:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Isn't it amazing? Dialogue: 0,0:40:28.91,0:40:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}The Pope... Dialogue: 0,0:40:29.91,0:40:32.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.25,0:40:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}And it's... Dialogue: 0,0:40:36.52,0:40:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}applause break number two. Dialogue: 0,0:40:39.29,0:40:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hBut it's amazing\Nwhen the Pope gathered Dialogue: 0,0:40:40.79,0:40:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}all the cardinals in Rome\N\hand went (makes sound). Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.29,0:40:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}The only problem is he's dressed Dialogue: 0,0:40:45.79,0:40:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}like Liberace's stunt double. Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.79,0:40:47.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Oops. Dialogue: 0,0:40:47.80,0:40:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:40:49.30,0:40:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I have a solution, though, Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.80,0:40:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}for problem priests, Dialogue: 0,0:40:53.30,0:40:54.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}a little thing, a shock collar, Dialogue: 0,0:40:54.30,0:40:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}if they go near a kid,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hit's like, Dialogue: 0,0:40:56.30,0:40:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"You know, Timmy,\N(makes sound) oh. Dialogue: 0,0:40:59.31,0:41:01.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hTommy, I think--\N(makes sound) Oh, okay. Dialogue: 0,0:41:02.31,0:41:03.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Or the automated confessional, Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.31,0:41:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}could be fun. Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.35,0:41:06.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"If this is a venal sin, Dialogue: 0,0:41:06.41,0:41:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}press one. Dialogue: 0,0:41:07.92,0:41:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}If this is a carnal sin, Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.92,0:41:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}press two. Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.92,0:41:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}If this is cardinal law, Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.89,0:41:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}please stay on the line. Dialogue: 0,0:41:14.32,0:41:15.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Because you have to remember, Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.89,0:41:16.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}it's not just a sin, Dialogue: 0,0:41:16.89,0:41:18.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}it's a felony. Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.89,0:41:21.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}So we have to keep track. Dialogue: 0,0:41:21.40,0:41:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Now, you have one other thing. Dialogue: 0,0:41:23.90,0:41:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:41:29.84,0:41:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}We now know. Dialogue: 0,0:41:31.34,0:41:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Right now that's up there,\N\h\h\has they're watching. Dialogue: 0,0:41:32.34,0:41:33.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Hi, Mr. Ashcroft. Dialogue: 0,0:41:33.84,0:41:36.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}But we're now Dialogue: 0,0:41:36.51,0:41:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hunder the auspices\Nof Homeland Security. Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.08,0:41:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Tom Ridge will come out\Nevery so often and go, Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.58,0:41:42.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Today is a blue day."\N\h"No, orange," "Red," Dialogue: 0,0:41:44.08,0:41:46.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hand they have to be\Nvery careful picking that name, Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.09,0:41:47.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Homeland Security". Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.09,0:41:48.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You couldn't say Fatherland Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.59,0:41:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbecause a lot\Nof the old Germans are going, Dialogue: 0,0:41:50.29,0:41:52.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"That's a good one." Dialogue: 0,0:41:52.86,0:41:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}But Homeland Security, Dialogue: 0,0:41:54.36,0:41:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hit sounds like\NHome Front Security, Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.63,0:41:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hwhich was England\Nduring World War II. Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.40,0:42:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Old men with pitchforks\N\h\hand colostomy bags, Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.40,0:42:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}defending England. Dialogue: 0,0:42:02.90,0:42:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}There they were, I captured\N\h\hRudolf Hess personally. Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.41,0:42:06.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I threw my colostomy bag, Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.91,0:42:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}covered him in shite and said, Dialogue: 0,0:42:08.41,0:42:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Get out of that Fokker,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou fucker, Dialogue: 0,0:42:09.91,0:42:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}get out." Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.91,0:42:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}There I did it. Dialogue: 0,0:42:12.91,0:42:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And I also find out now\Nthat Winston Churchill, Dialogue: 0,0:42:15.92,0:42:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}one of the greatest orators\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof all time, Dialogue: 0,0:42:18.92,0:42:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}may have been so fucked up Dialogue: 0,0:42:20.42,0:42:22.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}on cognac and champagne Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.92,0:42:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hthat he didn't do\Nsome of his great speeches. Dialogue: 0,0:42:25.43,0:42:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}They were done by a man\N\h\h\h\h\hfrom the BBC Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.93,0:42:29.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}who also did Winnie the Pooh. Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.93,0:42:31.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:42:31.43,0:42:33.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}We will fight them\N\h\hon the beaches, Dialogue: 0,0:42:33.47,0:42:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}in the air, on the land. Dialogue: 0,0:42:35.97,0:42:37.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Eeyore and Tigger. Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.91,0:42:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And he was fighting\N\h\hagainst Hitler. Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.41,0:42:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}A man who recently\N\h\ha book declared Dialogue: 0,0:42:44.41,0:42:46.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hwas a homosexual,\Nand I always thought Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.21,0:42:48.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}this was a clue. Dialogue: 0,0:42:48.05,0:42:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}That, and the leather,\N\h\h\hand the dancing. Dialogue: 0,0:42:51.02,0:42:53.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}But... Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.72,0:42:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hwe are now finding\Nourselves once again Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.79,0:42:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hdrawn to England\Nduring these troubled times. Dialogue: 0,0:42:57.29,0:42:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Tony Blair, a militant liberal. Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.29,0:43:00.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Over here, George W. Bush, Dialogue: 0,0:43:00.49,0:43:02.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}compassionate conservative. Dialogue: 0,0:43:02.73,0:43:04.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I don't know what that is,\Nsounds kind of like a Volvo Dialogue: 0,0:43:04.30,0:43:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}with a gun rack. But... Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.80,0:43:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Over here, Tony Blair, Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.30,0:43:11.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}a man who must address\N\hthe House of Commons, Dialogue: 0,0:43:11.81,0:43:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hwhich is like Congress\Nwith a two-drink minimum, Dialogue: 0,0:43:13.31,0:43:16.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}crazy place. Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.31,0:43:17.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"I believe\Nmy worthy opponents--" Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.31,0:43:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"Oh, fuck off. Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.38,0:43:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Shite, bollocks, you bastard. Dialogue: 0,0:43:21.88,0:43:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Fuck you." Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.28,0:43:25.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hWill someone remove\NMrs. Thatcher from the chamber? Dialogue: 0,0:43:26.35,0:43:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}There she goes. Dialogue: 0,0:43:28.36,0:43:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But it was Tony who said, Dialogue: 0,0:43:29.86,0:43:31.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"This heinous incident\N\h\h\h\hhas brought us Dialogue: 0,0:43:31.86,0:43:32.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}to the edge of oblivion. Dialogue: 0,0:43:32.86,0:43:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}But our civilization\N\h\h\hshall endure." Dialogue: 0,0:43:35.36,0:43:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And there's poor W going, Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.96,0:43:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}"Shit, I can't even spell that." Dialogue: 0,0:43:38.77,0:43:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.83,0:43:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Damn. Dialogue: 0,0:43:41.34,0:43:42.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Because you look at Bush\N\h\h\h\h\hand you realize Dialogue: 0,0:43:42.84,0:43:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}it's Bush 2.0, okay? Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.84,0:43:46.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}It's a beta release. Dialogue: 0,0:43:46.84,0:43:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}He came with certain bugs Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.84,0:43:49.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}in the software, all right? Dialogue: 0,0:43:49.84,0:43:52.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\hHe'll go, "This country\Nwill not be taken hostile, Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.35,0:43:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}oops, delete, delete, hostage." Dialogue: 0,0:43:53.85,0:43:56.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:43:56.35,0:43:57.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And then, you look at him\N\h\h\h\h\hand you realize Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.35,0:43:58.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hhe does have\Na short attention span. Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.85,0:44:00.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hHe'll be going,\N"Our economy is going-- Dialogue: 0,0:44:00.85,0:44:01.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}oh, look at the kitty". Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.86,0:44:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:44:03.86,0:44:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}But... Dialogue: 0,0:44:05.86,0:44:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}he kind of reminds me\Nof the guy in college Dialogue: 0,0:44:07.36,0:44:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hwith a towel going,\N(makes sound) "Gotcha!" Dialogue: 0,0:44:08.86,0:44:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}But-- Dialogue: 0,0:44:10.36,0:44:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:44:11.37,0:44:14.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You just don't want him\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto drive. Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.87,0:44:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hBut you realize,\Nsome men are born great, Dialogue: 0,0:44:15.87,0:44:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}some achieve greatness, Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.37,0:44:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hsome get it\Nas a graduation gift. Dialogue: 0,0:44:18.37,0:44:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}That's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:44:20.37,0:44:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Historically-- Dialogue: 0,0:44:21.88,0:44:23.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:44:23.48,0:44:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}you have-- you must look at it Dialogue: 0,0:44:26.58,0:44:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hfrom a historical\Nperspective, though. Dialogue: 0,0:44:29.15,0:44:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}He's George II, the boy-king. Dialogue: 0,0:44:31.12,0:44:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}A man we thought\Ncould only lose, Dialogue: 0,0:44:32.65,0:44:35.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut somehow won\Nbecause of confused Hebrews. Dialogue: 0,0:44:35.16,0:44:37.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:44:37.59,0:44:40.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt is that,\Nand notice this, my friends. Dialogue: 0,0:44:40.43,0:44:42.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hW doesn't speak\Nwhile Cheney's drinking water. Dialogue: 0,0:44:42.56,0:44:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Check that shit out. Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.10,0:44:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:44:47.10,0:44:48.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}That's why, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:44:49.17,0:44:50.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}When everything went down,\N\h\h\hthey put W out there, Dialogue: 0,0:44:50.67,0:44:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}but they protected Cheney. Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.67,0:44:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ It's like me\Nand my shadow government ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:44:55.61,0:44:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(shushes)\NAnd remember that Cheney, Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.94,0:44:59.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}who had an angioplasty. Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.01,0:45:00.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hMost people wait\Ntill it kind of heals. Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.51,0:45:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hHe was like,\N"I'm perfectly fine! Dialogue: 0,0:45:04.15,0:45:05.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}I'm okay!" Dialogue: 0,0:45:07.65,0:45:08.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And there's Ashcroft\N\hin the back going, Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.66,0:45:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Work the arms, you asshole!\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWork the arm." Dialogue: 0,0:45:12.59,0:45:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Folks, you have to remember, Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.59,0:45:15.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hhere's the drill,\Nyou have to remember, Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.10,0:45:17.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}John Ashcroft is a man Dialogue: 0,0:45:17.10,0:45:20.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}who lost to a dead man\N\h\h\h\h\hin Missouri. Dialogue: 0,0:45:20.60,0:45:22.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You can't forget that,\N\h\hchoices in Missouri Dialogue: 0,0:45:22.10,0:45:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}were John Ashcroft, dead man. Dialogue: 0,0:45:24.61,0:45:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.11,0:45:27.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And people in Missouri went, Dialogue: 0,0:45:27.47,0:45:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"I'm sorry,\Nbut, I'm sorry, John, Dialogue: 0,0:45:29.34,0:45:32.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}the dead man scares me\N\h\hless than you do." Dialogue: 0,0:45:32.35,0:45:34.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}So, you got to know it. Dialogue: 0,0:45:34.88,0:45:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.75,0:45:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And here's the drill for me. Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.32,0:45:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You know, it's strange, Dialogue: 0,0:45:41.82,0:45:44.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}but I know this. Dialogue: 0,0:45:44.83,0:45:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hIt doesn't scare me\Nthat W waved at Stevie Wonder. Dialogue: 0,0:45:47.33,0:45:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}That's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.33,0:45:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:45:50.83,0:45:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}That's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.83,0:45:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Stevie's only been blind\N\h\h\h\h\h\hsince birth. Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.34,0:45:58.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And there's W going, "Stevie!" Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.51,0:45:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Even Stevie Wonder's going, Dialogue: 0,0:45:59.54,0:46:01.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Is that motherfucker\N\h\h\hwaving at me?" Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.58,0:46:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.08,0:46:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Goddamn. Dialogue: 0,0:46:04.58,0:46:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hDoes he think\NI'm looking for him? Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.58,0:46:09.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Goddamn!" Dialogue: 0,0:46:09.98,0:46:11.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:46:11.05,0:46:12.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}What scares me Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.55,0:46:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}is that W almost died Dialogue: 0,0:46:14.55,0:46:16.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}from a fucking pretzel. Dialogue: 0,0:46:17.56,0:46:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}We have billions of dollars Dialogue: 0,0:46:19.06,0:46:20.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}in National Defense. Dialogue: 0,0:46:20.06,0:46:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}They want billions more\N\hfor national security Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.56,0:46:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}to up the stakes. Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.56,0:46:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And he almost fucking goes down\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom snack food! Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.57,0:46:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Secret Service are going, Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.57,0:46:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Game's over, man!" Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.00,0:46:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Gilligan's down,\NGilligan's down." Dialogue: 0,0:46:33.41,0:46:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.71,0:46:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"Step away from the chip, sir!" Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.21,0:46:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\hDo we have to have people go,\N"Hydrate, you bastard! Hydrate!" Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.72,0:46:46.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}His own dogs didn't give a shit. Dialogue: 0,0:46:46.22,0:46:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}They were licking him\N\h\h\h\hfor the salt. Dialogue: 0,0:46:47.72,0:46:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.22,0:46:52.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}What is it, boy? Dialogue: 0,0:46:52.73,0:46:55.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You need a dog that cares.\NA dog like Lassie who'd go, Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.23,0:46:57.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}(barks) Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.23,0:47:00.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"What's wrong, Lassie? Dialogue: 0,0:47:00.73,0:47:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}The President swallowed\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomething Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.80,0:47:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and you did the Heimlich?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(barks) Dialogue: 0,0:47:03.90,0:47:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"What else, girl?" Dialogue: 0,0:47:05.01,0:47:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}(barks) Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.27,0:47:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Mr. Cheney is meeting\Nwith the Enron people?" Dialogue: 0,0:47:10.68,0:47:12.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}(barks) Dialogue: 0,0:47:13.31,0:47:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h"An Enron employee\Nis secretary of the Navy?" Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.15,0:47:16.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}(barks) Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.08,0:47:18.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"What about the Harken loan?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(barks) Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.15,0:47:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Sorry, girl, we're going\Nto have to put you down." Dialogue: 0,0:47:22.66,0:47:23.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}♪ Oh, Kenny Boy ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.16,0:47:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h♪ The Feds,\Nthe Feds are coming ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.73,0:47:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h♪ I went in on a Monday\Nand my stocks were gone ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.80,0:47:32.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}♪ Enron, ron, ron, ron,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hEnron ron ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:47:32.73,0:47:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}Oh, Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.13,0:47:35.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}welcome, boys and girls, Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.67,0:47:37.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}to Disney's new ride, Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.67,0:47:39.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Investment Pirates\N\hof the Caribbean. Dialogue: 0,0:47:39.67,0:47:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:47:41.17,0:47:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Your money checks in,\Nit doesn't check out. Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.15,0:47:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hWe have to know this,\Nmy friends, you know this. Dialogue: 0,0:47:47.65,0:47:49.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Sometimes you catch\NGeorge unprepared. Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.15,0:47:50.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}He says unusual things. Dialogue: 0,0:47:50.15,0:47:51.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Like the first day they said, Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.65,0:47:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Mr. Bush,\Nwhat are we going to do?" Dialogue: 0,0:47:52.65,0:47:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHe said,\N"Well, we're going to go Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.65,0:47:56.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hafter these folks\Nand conduct a crusade." Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.16,0:47:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd everybody\Nin the room went, "Ooh." Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.36,0:48:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Ix-nay on u-crade-say. Dialogue: 0,0:48:01.36,0:48:03.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.46,0:48:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}All throughout the Middle East Dialogue: 0,0:48:04.46,0:48:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:48:09.40,0:48:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Hide the women and children\N\h\h\hand the number zero, Dialogue: 0,0:48:11.41,0:48:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}they're coming! Dialogue: 0,0:48:13.14,0:48:14.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And you can't bomb the Afghanis Dialogue: 0,0:48:14.21,0:48:15.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}back to the Stone Age\N\hbecause they'll go, Dialogue: 0,0:48:15.71,0:48:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Upgrade. Fuck!" Dialogue: 0,0:48:18.28,0:48:19.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}"Now, Dialogue: 0,0:48:19.85,0:48:21.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}today's bombing raid\Nhas enlarged the hole Dialogue: 0,0:48:21.85,0:48:24.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}from yesterday's bombing raid. Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.35,0:48:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}We have moved rubble\N\hfrom here to here. Dialogue: 0,0:48:26.99,0:48:29.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Goat in the upper right corner, Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.06,0:48:30.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpossible member\Nof the Taliban or "concubine," Dialogue: 0,0:48:30.56,0:48:32.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}we are not sure. Dialogue: 0,0:48:32.56,0:48:34.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe did fire\Nthe hundred million-dollar Dialogue: 0,0:48:34.06,0:48:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}cruise missile up its ass\N\h\hand were successful. Dialogue: 0,0:48:36.06,0:48:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Operation Extreme Redundancy\N\h\h\h\h\h\his carrying on." Dialogue: 0,0:48:39.60,0:48:40.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Now, Dialogue: 0,0:48:40.93,0:48:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}then we started\Nto drop bombs, Dialogue: 0,0:48:43.24,0:48:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}food, Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.24,0:48:46.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}food, bombs. Dialogue: 0,0:48:46.74,0:48:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And here's the fun part. Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.74,0:48:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hSome of the bombs\Nwere little yellow bombs Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.74,0:48:52.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\hand the food packages\Nwere little yellow packages. Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.75,0:48:56.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hSo now you're playing\NSurvivor, The Real Game. Dialogue: 0,0:48:56.25,0:48:58.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It's like, "Okay, Bob,\N\hI was here yesterday. Dialogue: 0,0:48:58.05,0:49:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hI'm going to go\Nfor this one today." Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.56,0:49:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And what was in those packages? Dialogue: 0,0:49:04.86,0:49:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Pop-Tarts, peanut butter, Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.86,0:49:07.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hand all you need\Nis a honey-baked ham Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.86,0:49:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}and you got a Redneck Christmas. Dialogue: 0,0:49:10.36,0:49:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}But... Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.37,0:49:14.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}who dropped the honey-baked ham\N\h\h\h\hon the Muslim? Fuck me. Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.37,0:49:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(shushes) Idiot. Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.37,0:49:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Now, Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.37,0:49:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hwhy are we dropping\NPop-Tarts and peanut butter Dialogue: 0,0:49:19.37,0:49:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}on Afghanistan? Dialogue: 0,0:49:20.87,0:49:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\hNumber one, it tastes\Na shit load better than dirt. Dialogue: 0,0:49:23.38,0:49:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:49:24.88,0:49:26.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hNumber two,\Nand more importantly, Dialogue: 0,0:49:26.88,0:49:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hvery difficult\Nto have a call to jihad Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.88,0:49:30.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hwith a mouthful\Nof peanut butter. Dialogue: 0,0:49:30.38,0:49:32.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.59,0:49:39.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Secondly-- or thirdly, Dialogue: 0,0:49:39.39,0:49:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}for those keeping track-- Dialogue: 0,0:49:41.39,0:49:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:49:43.40,0:49:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAfghanistan\Nis a hashish-smoking culture. Dialogue: 0,0:49:46.40,0:49:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And anyone who's ever been\N\h\ha friend of the hookah Dialogue: 0,0:49:48.40,0:49:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}will go, "Pop-Tarts." Dialogue: 0,0:49:51.37,0:49:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:49:53.87,0:49:56.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.81,0:50:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Yes! Got milk? Dialogue: 0,0:50:01.92,0:50:03.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:50:03.92,0:50:04.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}Because what we're trying to do, Dialogue: 0,0:50:04.92,0:50:06.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}we're trying to win\N\hhearts and minds. Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.42,0:50:07.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHow do we do that?\NDo we build a big amusement park Dialogue: 0,0:50:07.92,0:50:09.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}called "Muslim Mountain"\N\h\h\hwith Gaddafi Duck? Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.42,0:50:10.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No! Dialogue: 0,0:50:10.42,0:50:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:50:12.43,0:50:13.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Do we have a wet burqa contest? Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.93,0:50:15.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No! Dialogue: 0,0:50:15.93,0:50:17.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Do we play Cat Stevens\N\h\h\hrecords all day? Dialogue: 0,0:50:17.43,0:50:19.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Fuck off! Dialogue: 0,0:50:19.43,0:50:21.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}♪ I'm being followed\Nby a mullah shadow ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:50:21.94,0:50:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Fuck! No. Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.94,0:50:24.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Drop Martha Stewart tapes? Dialogue: 0,0:50:24.94,0:50:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No! Dialogue: 0,0:50:26.44,0:50:28.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Do we have a children show\N\h\h\hcalled "Saudi Doody"? Dialogue: 0,0:50:28.44,0:50:31.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:50:31.44,0:50:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}What we must do is go the Greek\N\h\h\hway, the Liz Estrada way, Dialogue: 0,0:50:33.45,0:50:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hyou gotta get a sister,\Nyou know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:50:35.95,0:50:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And you got to get a sister\N\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom Brooklyn. Dialogue: 0,0:50:37.45,0:50:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Uh-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:50:38.95,0:50:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}You know what I mean,\N\h\h\h\huh-huh, girl? Dialogue: 0,0:50:39.95,0:50:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You know what I'm saying? Dialogue: 0,0:50:41.45,0:50:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hOne of those bitches\Nyou see on Jerry Springer Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.96,0:50:44.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}going, "Hmm-hmm-hmm." Dialogue: 0,0:50:44.96,0:50:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Drop her ass in Kabul\N\h\h\hand she'll go, Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.46,0:50:50.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"Girl, you don't have to dress\Nlike a motherfucking beekeeper! Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.46,0:50:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Forget that!" Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.97,0:50:52.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:50:52.47,0:50:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Hmm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:50:54.47,0:50:56.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h"You don't have\Nto be Casper's bitch. Dialogue: 0,0:50:56.47,0:50:57.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Forget all that! Dialogue: 0,0:50:57.97,0:51:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Take off that Hefty bag, girl,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhmm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:51:00.47,0:51:01.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And if he picks up a rock\N\hbecause you're talking Dialogue: 0,0:51:01.98,0:51:03.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}to another man, you pick up\N\h\ha bigger rock and say, Dialogue: 0,0:51:03.98,0:51:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h'Shee-ot has hit\Nthe fan, motherfucker!' Dialogue: 0,0:51:06.65,0:51:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Hmm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:51:08.21,0:51:09.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}He tries to cut off\N\h\hyour clitoris, Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.32,0:51:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hmake you a Barbie Doll,\Nyou grab a knife and say, Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.32,0:51:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}'Lorena Bobbitt time!' Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.82,0:51:14.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Don't make me go cobra, Dialogue: 0,0:51:14.82,0:51:15.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I will go Oprah on your ass. Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.32,0:51:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Don't make me!\N\h\h\hHmm-hmm." Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.33,0:51:20.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hBecause what are we\Ndealing with, we're dealing Dialogue: 0,0:51:20.29,0:51:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\hwith fundamentalists,\Nthe Amish are fundamentalists, Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.33,0:51:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}but they don't try and hijack\N\ha carriage at needlepoint. Dialogue: 0,0:51:23.33,0:51:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.33,0:51:26.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And, if you're ever\N\hin Amish country Dialogue: 0,0:51:26.83,0:51:28.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and you see a man with his arm\N\h\h\hburied in a horse's ass, Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.80,0:51:30.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}that's a mechanic,\N\h\hremember that. Dialogue: 0,0:51:30.34,0:51:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.84,0:51:34.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Well... Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.34,0:51:36.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}who are we looking for? Dialogue: 0,0:51:37.34,0:51:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hWe are looking\Nfor Osama Bin Laden, Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.85,0:51:39.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}one of 52 children. Dialogue: 0,0:51:39.85,0:51:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Even Freud would say, Dialogue: 0,0:51:41.41,0:51:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"He has issues." Dialogue: 0,0:51:43.25,0:51:44.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}What does he look like\N\h\hwithout the beard? Dialogue: 0,0:51:44.82,0:51:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Howard Stern, Barbra Streisand? Dialogue: 0,0:51:46.32,0:51:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I don't know, I don't care! Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.32,0:51:50.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hI know this,\Nhe's a six-foot-five Arab Dialogue: 0,0:51:50.82,0:51:52.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}on dialysis. Dialogue: 0,0:51:52.33,0:51:54.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhy is that\Nso fucking hard to find? Dialogue: 0,0:51:54.33,0:51:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:51:55.83,0:51:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThey said,\N(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:51:57.83,0:51:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h"Look for somebody\Nattached to their luggage." Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.34,0:52:03.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Try this. Dialogue: 0,0:52:03.84,0:52:05.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\hI also know one thing.\NWhen you see the tapes of him, Dialogue: 0,0:52:05.84,0:52:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}you see a psychopath, Dialogue: 0,0:52:07.34,0:52:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\hvery commonly talking\Nabout horrible things. I went, Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.34,0:52:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Wait a minute,\Nwe have some of our own." Dialogue: 0,0:52:11.85,0:52:12.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Theodore Kaczynski,\N\h\hsitting around Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.85,0:52:14.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}with nothing to do. Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.85,0:52:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Ted's played {\i1}A Beautiful Mind, Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.85,0:52:18.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}the home game. Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.85,0:52:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You give Ted a mailing list Dialogue: 0,0:52:20.35,0:52:22.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}and some tools. Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.36,0:52:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You say, "Ted, these people\N\h\h\h\h\h\hhave been bad. Dialogue: 0,0:52:23.86,0:52:26.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}He goes, "Are they bad?"\N\h\h\h\h\h"Oh, very bad!" Dialogue: 0,0:52:26.56,0:52:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"I just need a--\NI just want a few things." Dialogue: 0,0:52:28.43,0:52:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Oh, I know you do! Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.40,0:52:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Here you go." Dialogue: 0,0:52:31.46,0:52:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Or maybe we get Charles Manson. Dialogue: 0,0:52:33.37,0:52:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hGreat organizer,\Nincredible with chicks. Dialogue: 0,0:52:34.87,0:52:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}But no, you can't use him. Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.37,0:52:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Because Chucky all the time\N\h\h\h\hcomes up for parole Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.37,0:52:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and he's gouged a swastika\N\h\h\h\h\hin his forehead. Dialogue: 0,0:52:40.87,0:52:43.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I'm better, in many ways, yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.88,0:52:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Charles, what would you do\N\h\h\h\h\hif you got out?" Dialogue: 0,0:52:44.88,0:52:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"I'd kill everybody." Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.88,0:52:48.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Whoopsy. Dialogue: 0,0:52:48.38,0:52:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Because what are we\N\h\h\hdealing with? Dialogue: 0,0:52:51.38,0:52:54.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}One of the fundamental things\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\his in a jihad-- Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.85,0:52:58.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}That sounds like a country\NWestern term like, "Jeeha!" Dialogue: 0,0:52:58.89,0:53:01.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hBut if in a jihad,\Nyou kill an infidel, Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.90,0:53:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}which I'm sad to say\N\h\h\h\his all of us, Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.40,0:53:06.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and you yourself die,\N\h\hyou go to heaven, Dialogue: 0,0:53:06.90,0:53:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hand you are greeted\Nby 71 dark-haired virgins. Dialogue: 0,0:53:09.40,0:53:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Now, anyone who's ever been\N\hwith one virgin is going, Dialogue: 0,0:53:11.84,0:53:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"I don't know." Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.91,0:53:15.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:53:15.41,0:53:17.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"For my talent portion..." Dialogue: 0,0:53:17.21,0:53:18.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}No, no. Dialogue: 0,0:53:18.51,0:53:19.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}No, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.51,0:53:21.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}And recently, Dialogue: 0,0:53:21.51,0:53:23.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hthere was an article\Nin the New York Times. Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.02,0:53:24.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}The Koran scholar said, Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.52,0:53:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h"The actual translation\Nis not 71 dark-haired virgins, Dialogue: 0,0:53:28.02,0:53:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}but 71 crystal clear raisins." Dialogue: 0,0:53:30.52,0:53:34.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.03,0:53:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hSlight difference\Nin interpretation, really. Dialogue: 0,0:53:37.03,0:53:38.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}That's very strange,\N\h\hlike finding out, Dialogue: 0,0:53:38.53,0:53:40.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Thou shalt not kill" Dialogue: 0,0:53:40.03,0:53:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his,\N"Thou shalt not wear a kilt." Dialogue: 0,0:53:42.54,0:53:45.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And the Scottish are going,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Fuck off!" Dialogue: 0,0:53:45.54,0:53:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.04,0:53:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And imagine some guy\Nwho blows himself up, Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.04,0:53:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}goes to the gates\Nof heaven saying, Dialogue: 0,0:53:49.54,0:53:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h"Where are my bitches?"\N"Here are your raisins." Dialogue: 0,0:53:51.68,0:53:53.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:53:53.11,0:53:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Or 71 Virgils going, Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.12,0:53:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"You got a pretty mouth!" Dialogue: 0,0:53:57.48,0:53:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Hoo-ey! Dialogue: 0,0:53:59.55,0:54:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Well, one day we get\N\h\hOsama Bin Laden, Dialogue: 0,0:54:01.05,0:54:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hhe goes through\Nthe gates of Heaven, Dialogue: 0,0:54:02.56,0:54:03.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}there's George Washington\N\h\h\h\h\hwaiting, going, Dialogue: 0,0:54:03.56,0:54:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h"How dare you defile\Nthat which we created?" Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.56,0:54:07.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and starts wailing on his ass. Dialogue: 0,0:54:07.53,0:54:09.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h70 other members of the\NContinental Congress come down Dialogue: 0,0:54:09.50,0:54:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hand start kicking\Nthe shit out of him. Dialogue: 0,0:54:11.90,0:54:12.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And then he's going,\N\h\h\h"What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.73,0:54:13.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Where are the virgins?" Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.23,0:54:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Seventy-one Virginians,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hyou asshole!" Dialogue: 0,0:54:16.70,0:54:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.17,0:54:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.17,0:54:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"I must talk to Jesus Christ! Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.18,0:54:25.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Where is Jesus Christ?" Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.18,0:54:26.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And Saint Peter goes,\N\h\h\h\h"Hey, Jesus, Dialogue: 0,0:54:26.65,0:54:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}did you call a cab?"\N\h\h\h\h\hCome here. Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.65,0:54:29.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:54:29.82,0:54:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Aha! Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.89,0:54:34.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Yes, I heard it. Dialogue: 0,0:54:34.22,0:54:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Finally the PC (hisses). Dialogue: 0,0:54:37.22,0:54:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe crossed\Nthe politically correct line. Dialogue: 0,0:54:39.23,0:54:40.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hIt was okay to beat\Nthe shit out of him, Dialogue: 0,0:54:40.23,0:54:41.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}but don't do the ethnic joke. Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.23,0:54:43.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(hisses) Dialogue: 0,0:54:45.87,0:54:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}How Buddhist of you! Dialogue: 0,0:54:46.87,0:54:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:54:48.37,0:54:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Remember when they destroyed\N\h\h\h\h\h\hthe two Buddhas? Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.87,0:54:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}What would Buddha do?\N\h\h\h\h\h\hNothing. Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.37,0:54:53.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}What does a Buddhist\N\h\h\h\hterrorist do? Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.17,0:54:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Goes in the middle\N\h\hof the street, Dialogue: 0,0:54:54.74,0:54:56.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}takes the gas, Dialogue: 0,0:54:56.24,0:54:57.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}self-barbecue. Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.74,0:54:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hPeople who are killing\Neach other in the name of God Dialogue: 0,0:54:59.25,0:55:02.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hare going,\N"The fuck are you doing?" Dialogue: 0,0:55:02.18,0:55:04.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Making you deal\Nwith your shit." Dialogue: 0,0:55:04.28,0:55:06.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\hBecause I don't understand\Nthe whole fundamentalist thing. Dialogue: 0,0:55:06.35,0:55:07.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You see, I'm an Episcopal. Dialogue: 0,0:55:07.85,0:55:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}That's Catholic-lite. Dialogue: 0,0:55:09.36,0:55:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:55:11.36,0:55:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}It's kind of like same religion, Dialogue: 0,0:55:12.36,0:55:13.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hhalf the guilt,\Nit's frightening. Dialogue: 0,0:55:13.86,0:55:15.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:55:15.36,0:55:16.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}You know, Catholics\N\hhave confession. Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.86,0:55:18.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Episcopals have Thanksgiving, Dialogue: 0,0:55:18.36,0:55:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}your dad has a couple\N\hof gin and tonics. Dialogue: 0,0:55:20.37,0:55:22.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.30,0:55:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"I never loved your mother,\Nyou know that, don't you?" Dialogue: 0,0:55:26.24,0:55:27.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h"No, I didn't, Dad,\Nand she's right there. Dialogue: 0,0:55:27.24,0:55:28.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Tell her again." Dialogue: 0,0:55:28.74,0:55:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:55:30.91,0:55:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Because you have to realize, Dialogue: 0,0:55:32.41,0:55:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Episcopal is basically\N\h\hChurch of England, Dialogue: 0,0:55:34.41,0:55:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}which was Henry VIII\N\h\h\h\hbreaking away Dialogue: 0,0:55:35.92,0:55:36.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}from the Catholic Church going, Dialogue: 0,0:55:36.92,0:55:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"I'm the fucking pope now. Dialogue: 0,0:55:37.92,0:55:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Ha, ha, ha." Dialogue: 0,0:55:39.92,0:55:42.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}He broke away, and then people\N\hbroke away from that church. Dialogue: 0,0:55:42.42,0:55:43.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}There were Calvinists. Dialogue: 0,0:55:43.92,0:55:45.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}They found him to be too loose. Dialogue: 0,0:55:45.43,0:55:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And then there were the people\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwho broke away Dialogue: 0,0:55:47.43,0:55:48.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hfrom the Calvinists,\Nthey were the Puritans, Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.43,0:55:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hour ancestors,\Npeople so uptight, Dialogue: 0,0:55:50.93,0:55:53.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}the English kicked them out. Dialogue: 0,0:55:53.43,0:55:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}How fucking anal\Ndo you have to be Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.44,0:55:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}for the English to go,\N\h\h"Get the fuck out." Dialogue: 0,0:55:57.44,0:55:58.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.94,0:56:02.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"No, take your pimp shoes\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand go." Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.44,0:56:03.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And they land here\N\hin America going, Dialogue: 0,0:56:03.94,0:56:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"Hello. Dialogue: 0,0:56:05.28,0:56:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hWe bring you guilt,\Nsyphilis, and alcohol. Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.88,0:56:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I hope you don't mind.\N\h\h\h\h\hHere, chief. Dialogue: 0,0:56:09.95,0:56:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTry this,\Nand once you've drunk it, Dialogue: 0,0:56:11.45,0:56:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hjust keep moving\Nuntil your feathers float. Dialogue: 0,0:56:13.45,0:56:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}There you go." Dialogue: 0,0:56:14.45,0:56:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd the Indians go,\N"Ah, but we have a gift for you. Dialogue: 0,0:56:16.96,0:56:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}For us, it's a sacred herb. Dialogue: 0,0:56:19.46,0:56:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hBut for you it'll be\Nan addictive carcinogen. Dialogue: 0,0:56:20.96,0:56:22.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I hope you enjoy it." Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.86,0:56:25.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Tobacco is a lot of fun. Dialogue: 0,0:56:25.87,0:56:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And a good cash crop\N\h\h\h\hin the end." Dialogue: 0,0:56:28.87,0:56:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"Hey, hey, hey, Dialogue: 0,0:56:31.57,0:56:33.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}hey, hey, hey. Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.07,0:56:36.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Seven, heya." Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.08,0:56:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,0:56:37.24,0:56:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Welcome to Custer's, Dialogue: 0,0:56:38.75,0:56:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}a Casino that cares. Dialogue: 0,0:56:41.25,0:56:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hThis is my wife,\NSits with a Full House. Dialogue: 0,0:56:44.75,0:56:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt is now time\Nfor the white man to get drunk. Dialogue: 0,0:56:46.75,0:56:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hAnd we will get back\Nthe land you took from us. Dialogue: 0,0:56:49.76,0:56:51.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you." Dialogue: 0,0:56:51.26,0:56:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And here's the thing. Dialogue: 0,0:56:52.76,0:56:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}All those people, the Puritans,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthey stayed here, Dialogue: 0,0:56:54.76,0:56:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and then their groups\Nbroke away from them, Dialogue: 0,0:56:56.76,0:56:58.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and then you get the people\Nthat really become severe, Dialogue: 0,0:56:58.26,0:56:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hand the people\Nwho knock on your door Dialogue: 0,0:56:59.77,0:57:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}at 6:30 in the morning\N\h\h\hon Sunday going, Dialogue: 0,0:57:01.77,0:57:04.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"Have you found Jesus?" Dialogue: 0,0:57:04.77,0:57:06.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And you just want to come\Nto the door nude and go, Dialogue: 0,0:57:06.24,0:57:07.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"No. Help me look for him. Dialogue: 0,0:57:07.77,0:57:09.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Come on." Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.78,0:57:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:57:12.78,0:57:15.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}You get people like Pat Robinson\N\h\h\hand Jerry Falwell who said, Dialogue: 0,0:57:15.78,0:57:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"This was brought upon us\N\h\hby our sinful ways." Dialogue: 0,0:57:17.78,0:57:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I want to put them on a plane,\Ntake them over to the ayatollah Dialogue: 0,0:57:20.29,0:57:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hand have World Wide\NFundamentalist Wrestling. Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.29,0:57:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}One time only. Dialogue: 0,0:57:24.29,0:57:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}A life-after-death match\N\h\hfor all of our souls. Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.79,0:57:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Let's get ready to humble. Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.96,0:57:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Because here's the drill. Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.53,0:57:34.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Fundamentalists take it\N\h\h\hto be "the word." Dialogue: 0,0:57:34.63,0:57:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hNot translatable,\Nnot metaphorical, "the word." Dialogue: 0,0:57:37.14,0:57:39.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}In the beginning, Genesis,\N\h\h\h"Let there be light." Dialogue: 0,0:57:39.14,0:57:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Could that be a metaphor\N\h\h\h\hfor the Big Bang? Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.64,0:57:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"No, God just went click." Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.64,0:57:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\hSo, you're saying we're all\Ndescendants from Adam and Eve? Dialogue: 0,0:57:47.15,0:57:48.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Then we're all cousins." Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.51,0:57:50.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"That's right." Dialogue: 0,0:57:50.35,0:57:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.32,0:57:54.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Here's the thing. Dialogue: 0,0:57:54.32,0:57:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}There are miracles, though. Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.82,0:57:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}There's miracles in the Bible. Dialogue: 0,0:57:57.32,0:57:58.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Like when Moses, Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.83,0:57:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and I'm not talking\NGuns N' Moses, no. Dialogue: 0,0:57:59.83,0:58:01.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I'm not talking. Dialogue: 0,0:58:01.33,0:58:03.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Not Charlton Heston going,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Let the Jews go Dialogue: 0,0:58:03.23,0:58:04.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}or the pharaoh gets two\N\h\h\h\h\hin the head." Dialogue: 0,0:58:04.80,0:58:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.43,0:58:07.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}Charlton Heston, a man who said, Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.43,0:58:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Guns don't kill people. Dialogue: 0,0:58:08.94,0:58:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Apes with guns kill people." Dialogue: 0,0:58:11.94,0:58:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}No, Chucky, no. Dialogue: 0,0:58:14.44,0:58:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}The second amendment,\N\h\h\hit started off, Dialogue: 0,0:58:15.44,0:58:16.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}it was muzzle loaders,\Npeople going like this. Dialogue: 0,0:58:16.94,0:58:18.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And this still continues,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hthat's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:58:18.95,0:58:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}But I'm talking about the time\N\h\h\h\hMoses said to Pharaoh, Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.15,0:58:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Let my people go," Dialogue: 0,0:58:23.65,0:58:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}and Pharaoh went,\N"In your dreams." Dialogue: 0,0:58:25.59,0:58:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And Moses called to God going, Dialogue: 0,0:58:27.15,0:58:29.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"God, I need some help." Dialogue: 0,0:58:29.16,0:58:32.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And frogs fell from the sky. Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.16,0:58:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Maybe they fell from the sky Dialogue: 0,0:58:33.66,0:58:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}or maybe there were Jews\N\h\hwith catapults going, Dialogue: 0,0:58:35.16,0:58:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"Now." Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.66,0:58:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd thank God\Nit was the Egyptians Dialogue: 0,0:58:39.17,0:58:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hand not the French,\Nbecause the French would go, Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.17,0:58:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"Lunch. Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:58:42.47,0:58:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Why should we let you go? Dialogue: 0,0:58:43.97,0:58:45.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You're great caterers.\N\h\hI can't let you go, Dialogue: 0,0:58:45.47,0:58:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}you crazy people, eh?" Dialogue: 0,0:58:48.34,0:58:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But frogs fell from the sky. Dialogue: 0,0:58:50.31,0:58:51.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}At that point I'd be going, Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.84,0:58:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Get your shit and out." Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.35,0:58:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But frogs, wait a minute. Dialogue: 0,0:58:55.35,0:58:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\hThat's what we should do,\Nthat's what we should drop Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.85,0:58:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}on Afghanistan. Dialogue: 0,0:58:57.85,0:58:59.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Not bombs, not food. Dialogue: 0,0:58:59.35,0:59:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Fucking frogs. Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.35,0:59:03.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hFrogs, lizards,\Nhamsters, gerbils, Dialogue: 0,0:59:03.36,0:59:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}shit they haven't seen. Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.86,0:59:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And if you want to get people\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hout of caves, Dialogue: 0,0:59:07.36,0:59:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}a shitload of New York rats. Dialogue: 0,0:59:08.86,0:59:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:59:09.86,0:59:12.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, baby. Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.13,0:59:14.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}You know, Dialogue: 0,0:59:14.03,0:59:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}New York rats would be going, Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.33,0:59:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Hey, come on. Raid. Dialogue: 0,0:59:16.60,0:59:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.14,0:59:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I eat pussy, literarily. Dialogue: 0,0:59:19.64,0:59:20.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Bring it on." Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.18,0:59:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}But that's what they drop then. Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.71,0:59:25.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd even then,\NPharaoh was nonplused, Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.21,0:59:27.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"Oh, please, David Copperfield,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hno." Dialogue: 0,0:59:27.71,0:59:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAnd then boils,\Nand then first born dies. Dialogue: 0,0:59:29.72,0:59:30.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"That's it. Dialogue: 0,0:59:30.72,0:59:32.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}Hebrews get out," and everybody, Dialogue: 0,0:59:32.72,0:59:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h"(speaking foreign\Nlanguage) everybody. Dialogue: 0,0:59:35.82,0:59:37.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hHello, let's not wait\Nfor the bread to rise. Dialogue: 0,0:59:37.32,0:59:39.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hJust take the crackers\Nand the skin off your penis. Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.33,0:59:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}We're leaving." Dialogue: 0,0:59:42.33,0:59:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Excuse me,\Nwhy the skin off a penis?" Dialogue: 0,0:59:44.33,0:59:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h"We're traveling, people,\Nyou don't want sand in there. Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.17,0:59:46.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Let's go." Dialogue: 0,0:59:46.97,0:59:47.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}(crowd laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:59:47.97,0:59:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And this is so passé. Dialogue: 0,0:59:49.47,0:59:50.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}The dicky thing, forget it. Dialogue: 0,0:59:50.97,0:59:52.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Let's move. Dialogue: 0,0:59:52.47,0:59:53.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}We're going through the desert. Dialogue: 0,0:59:53.47,0:59:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hAnd then they get\Nthe 10 Commandments, Dialogue: 0,0:59:54.47,0:59:55.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hit would be adjusted\Nby certain presidents. Dialogue: 0,0:59:55.98,0:59:56.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}That happens later. Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.48,0:59:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And they get to the Red Sea. Dialogue: 0,0:59:58.98,1:00:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}There, the sea, the sea. Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.98,1:00:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd they go,\N"What now, Mr. Magic? Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.78,1:00:04.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}What do we do now?" Dialogue: 0,1:00:04.78,1:00:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}What, are we going to walk\N\h\h\hon the fregs' bocks-- Dialogue: 0,1:00:06.29,1:00:07.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}the frogs' bucks-- Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.29,1:00:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}frogs' backs. Dialogue: 0,1:00:09.82,1:00:11.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Thank you for watching me\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthis far. Dialogue: 0,1:00:11.82,1:00:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.83,1:00:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Obviously, I did inhale." Dialogue: 0,1:00:17.83,1:00:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}"So... Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.83,1:00:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}what do we do now,\N\h\hMr. Big Shot?" Dialogue: 0,1:00:22.84,1:00:23.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And he calls to God again Dialogue: 0,1:00:23.84,1:00:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and the sea parts. Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.34,1:00:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And even the most doubting Jew\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his going, Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.84,1:00:29.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"You're good." Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.84,1:00:32.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Let's go, everybody.\NCome on, everybody, let's move. Dialogue: 0,1:00:32.85,1:00:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Don't eat the shellfish.\NI'll tell you why later. Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.35,1:00:35.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Let's go." Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.35,1:00:37.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.35,1:00:38.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Where are we going?" Dialogue: 0,1:00:38.85,1:00:40.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"To Jerusalem,\Nto start years of struggle, Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.85,1:00:42.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hand later to Miami\Nto fuck up an election. Dialogue: 0,1:00:42.36,1:00:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Let's go." Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.86,1:00:46.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}(speaks foreign language) Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.36,1:00:50.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And then the pharaoh comes,\N\h\h\h\hbut the sea closes, Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.86,1:00:52.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hand he calls\Nto his cat-like God, Dialogue: 0,1:00:52.37,1:00:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}but his cat-like god\N\h\h\hcan't do shit, Dialogue: 0,1:00:53.87,1:00:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}because it's afraid of water Dialogue: 0,1:00:55.37,1:00:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.50,1:00:59.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(singing foreign language) Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.57,1:01:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd then,\Nthere's another miracle. Dialogue: 0,1:01:02.71,1:01:04.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}The night that Mary\N\h\h\hsaid to Joe, Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.21,1:01:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Joe, I'm pregnant." Dialogue: 0,1:01:07.71,1:01:09.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd Joe went,\N"Holy Mother of God." Dialogue: 0,1:01:09.32,1:01:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\hAnd she went,\N"You're right." Dialogue: 0,1:01:12.32,1:01:14.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Oh, Jesus Christ." Dialogue: 0,1:01:14.32,1:01:16.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"What a great name, Joe. Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.82,1:01:17.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}That is so much better\N\h\h\h\h\hthan Shmuel. Dialogue: 0,1:01:17.82,1:01:19.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Way to go. Dialogue: 0,1:01:19.83,1:01:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I love you, Joe." Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.33,1:01:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Wait, hold on a minute,\N\hMary. Hold on a minute. Dialogue: 0,1:01:22.83,1:01:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}So I'm the stepfather\N\h\h\hof God's kid?" Dialogue: 0,1:01:24.33,1:01:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Yeah."\N"So I can't discipline him?" Dialogue: 0,1:01:26.33,1:01:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}I can't go, 'You've done wrong,'\N\hbecause the kid will look at me Dialogue: 0,1:01:27.83,1:01:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand say,\N'You're not my real dad.' Dialogue: 0,1:01:29.34,1:01:30.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}What are you doing, Mary? Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.34,1:01:31.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}How did it happen?" Dialogue: 0,1:01:31.34,1:01:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Oh, it's immaculate, Joe." Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.34,1:01:35.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Oh, it better be, Mary. Dialogue: 0,1:01:35.34,1:01:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}It better be immaculate." Dialogue: 0,1:01:37.31,1:01:39.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I'm sorry, I'm transforming Joe Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.28,1:01:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}into Ralph Kramden. Dialogue: 0,1:01:40.28,1:01:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:01:42.78,1:01:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hBut it seemed\Nto be kind of appropriate Dialogue: 0,1:01:45.28,1:01:46.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}because up to that point, Dialogue: 0,1:01:46.79,1:01:48.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}all the names in the Bible\N\h\h\h\h\hare very Jewish. Dialogue: 0,1:01:48.29,1:01:50.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}You have Noah, Moses, Zebedee, Dialogue: 0,1:01:50.29,1:01:53.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and then you get Mary and Joe. Dialogue: 0,1:01:53.29,1:01:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}We're just a hyphenate away Dialogue: 0,1:01:54.29,1:01:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}from Mary-Jean and Joe-Bob. Dialogue: 0,1:01:57.30,1:01:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}We could've had Jim Bob,\N\h\h\h\h\hthe son of God. Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.30,1:02:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}♪ Praise to him ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.37,1:02:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}♪ Jim-Bob ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:02:04.37,1:02:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}♪ He who finds the stuff ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.87,1:02:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}♪ And gets me a job ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:02:07.37,1:02:09.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}♪ Jim-Bob ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:02:09.94,1:02:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And here's the other drill. Dialogue: 0,1:02:11.51,1:02:13.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Jesus was an only child. Dialogue: 0,1:02:13.01,1:02:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hBecause, thank God,\Nwho would want to be Jerry, Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.51,1:02:16.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}the brother of Christ? Dialogue: 0,1:02:16.52,1:02:19.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.52,1:02:22.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}That's a tough gig. Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.02,1:02:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Come on, Jerry,\Nwe're going to the beach." Dialogue: 0,1:02:23.52,1:02:25.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"Oh, great, mom.\NYeah, Jesus is going to walk Dialogue: 0,1:02:25.09,1:02:26.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hon the water,\Nfeed everybody, heal them Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.59,1:02:27.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and get a whole bunch\N\h\h\h\hof disciples. Dialogue: 0,1:02:27.59,1:02:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I'll sit there with a rash\N\h\h\h\hand sand in my ass. Dialogue: 0,1:02:29.60,1:02:31.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Great day for me. Dialogue: 0,1:02:31.10,1:02:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:02:33.67,1:02:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hHe ends up in a bar\Nat the age 30 going, Dialogue: 0,1:02:35.57,1:02:37.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ,\N\h\h\h\h\hwhoop dee doo." Dialogue: 0,1:02:37.47,1:02:40.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:02:40.97,1:02:42.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Yeah, I've got-- I've got--\N\h\h\h\h\hI healed somebody. Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.48,1:02:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hHere, Spot.\NCome here, boy. Heel. Dialogue: 0,1:02:44.48,1:02:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Yeah, look at that. Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.48,1:02:49.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, my brother.\NYeah, Jesus, he's a carpenter, Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.48,1:02:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hI'm a plumber.\NYou do the math." Dialogue: 0,1:02:53.49,1:02:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd people say to me,\Nthey say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Dialogue: 0,1:02:55.49,1:02:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}I say of course he was Jewish. Dialogue: 0,1:02:57.49,1:02:58.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Thirty years old, single, Dialogue: 0,1:02:58.49,1:02:59.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hliving at home\Nwith his parents, come on. Dialogue: 0,1:02:59.49,1:03:01.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:03:01.49,1:03:02.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Working in his father's\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbusiness, Dialogue: 0,1:03:03.00,1:03:04.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}his mother thought\Nhe was God's gift, Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.00,1:03:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}he's Jewish.\N\hGive it up. Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.00,1:03:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It's an old tradition. Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.94,1:03:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And if he was Jewish, Dialogue: 0,1:03:11.50,1:03:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}and many of his Disciples\N\h\h\h\h\h\hwere Jewish, Dialogue: 0,1:03:12.51,1:03:14.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}for the Last Supper, Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.01,1:03:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}would they not have gone out\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor Chinese? Dialogue: 0,1:03:15.51,1:03:17.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}I think so. Dialogue: 0,1:03:17.51,1:03:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Welcome to Yahweh.\NHold-- one moment, Dialogue: 0,1:03:19.08,1:03:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}no service, no sandal. Dialogue: 0,1:03:20.58,1:03:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Okay. You come in now. Dialogue: 0,1:03:21.58,1:03:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Hold on, you are twelve. Dialogue: 0,1:03:22.58,1:03:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}All I got is two tables of six\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now. Dialogue: 0,1:03:24.58,1:03:26.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}They're not together. Dialogue: 0,1:03:26.39,1:03:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Wait a minute, hold on, Dialogue: 0,1:03:28.49,1:03:29.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I got one big table\N\h\hby the window, Dialogue: 0,1:03:29.56,1:03:31.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}but you all have to face\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthis way. Dialogue: 0,1:03:33.56,1:03:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}All right. Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.56,1:03:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Hold on, you are glowing, Dialogue: 0,1:03:37.56,1:03:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}so I guess we won't need\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe lamp. Dialogue: 0,1:03:39.20,1:03:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}That's very nice. Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.00,1:03:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And you've just turned\N\h\ha Szechuan chicken Dialogue: 0,1:03:41.83,1:03:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}into a live chicken.\N\hYou're very good." Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.54,1:03:47.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}And it's said... Dialogue: 0,1:03:47.61,1:03:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}that night that Jesus turned Dialogue: 0,1:03:48.61,1:03:50.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}to his disciples and said, Dialogue: 0,1:03:50.61,1:03:52.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"One of you shall betray me." Dialogue: 0,1:03:52.61,1:03:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAnd Peter said,\N"Is it me, Jesus?" Dialogue: 0,1:03:54.11,1:03:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd Jesus said,\N"No, it is not you, Peter." Dialogue: 0,1:03:56.12,1:03:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAnd Simon said,\N"Is it me, Jesus?" Dialogue: 0,1:03:57.62,1:03:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And Jesus turned to Simon\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand said, Dialogue: 0,1:03:58.62,1:04:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"No, it is not you, Simon." Dialogue: 0,1:04:00.12,1:04:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAnd Judas said,\N"Is it me, Jesus?" Dialogue: 0,1:04:01.62,1:04:03.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\hAnd Jesus turned to him\Nand went, "Is it me, Jesus?" Dialogue: 0,1:04:03.56,1:04:05.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:04:06.93,1:04:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hThus, you see\Ntwo traditions beginning, Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.93,1:04:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hJewish sarcasm\Nand Gentile humor. Dialogue: 0,1:04:11.43,1:04:12.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Together born. Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.40,1:04:14.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}At that main moment, Dialogue: 0,1:04:14.93,1:04:16.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hand the next day\Nthe miracle occurred, Dialogue: 0,1:04:16.44,1:04:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Crucifixion, Resurrection, Dialogue: 0,1:04:17.94,1:04:19.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}and he rose again from the dead, Dialogue: 0,1:04:19.94,1:04:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\hand if he sees his shadow,\Nanother 2000 years of guilt. Dialogue: 0,1:04:21.94,1:04:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:04:23.44,1:04:24.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And here is, for me, Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.94,1:04:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}the one big question. Dialogue: 0,1:04:26.45,1:04:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}How do you get Crucifixion,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hResurrection, Dialogue: 0,1:04:28.45,1:04:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and then chocolate bunnies, Dialogue: 0,1:04:30.45,1:04:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}colored eggs? Dialogue: 0,1:04:31.45,1:04:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:04:33.45,1:04:35.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}How do you do that one? Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.45,1:04:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Even kids are going, Dialogue: 0,1:04:36.82,1:04:39.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Rabbits don't lay eggs.\N\h\h\h\h\hWhat is this?" Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.89,1:04:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And you don't want a kid\N\h\h\hbiting the head off Dialogue: 0,1:04:41.39,1:04:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}a chocolate Jesus.\N\hThat's not good. Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.96,1:04:45.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd you don't want\Na little cream-filled cross Dialogue: 0,1:04:45.97,1:04:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hgoing (makes sound).\NNo, you don't want that. Dialogue: 0,1:04:48.47,1:04:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd you don't want\Nto be putting raspberry jam Dialogue: 0,1:04:49.47,1:04:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}in the grass going, Dialogue: 0,1:04:50.87,1:04:53.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"We're looking for Jesus,\N\h\h\h\h\hkids, come on." Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.74,1:04:55.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Because what are we trying\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto do? Dialogue: 0,1:04:55.17,1:04:56.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hYou're trying\Nto keep them involved. Dialogue: 0,1:04:56.68,1:04:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}That's why we have the saints, Dialogue: 0,1:04:57.68,1:04:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hall the saints that did\Nall those amazing things Dialogue: 0,1:04:59.68,1:05:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hto keep you,\N"Oh, when the Saints." Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.18,1:05:03.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}They're all there to keep you--\N\h\h\h\h\h\hkeep the action up. Dialogue: 0,1:05:04.18,1:05:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And then we're starting\N\h\h\h\h\hto lose them. Dialogue: 0,1:05:06.19,1:05:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Like Saint Christopher. Dialogue: 0,1:05:07.69,1:05:09.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Chris, sorry, babe. Dialogue: 0,1:05:09.19,1:05:10.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Dashboard sales are down. Dialogue: 0,1:05:12.69,1:05:14.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}The medals aren't selling\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hvery well. Dialogue: 0,1:05:14.19,1:05:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Drop the kid off your back,\N\h\h\h\hpick up your stuff, Dialogue: 0,1:05:15.19,1:05:16.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}you're outta here, baby.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you. Dialogue: 0,1:05:16.70,1:05:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}We're going to have Saint Prada, Dialogue: 0,1:05:17.70,1:05:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}our Lady of Accessories.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on." Dialogue: 0,1:05:21.70,1:05:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}But I want a saint\Nlike Mother Teresa. Dialogue: 0,1:05:23.70,1:05:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Oh, she's the one who said, Dialogue: 0,1:05:24.70,1:05:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"You can do no great things, Dialogue: 0,1:05:27.21,1:05:28.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}only small things\Nwith great love." Dialogue: 0,1:05:28.21,1:05:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And Pat Robertson said, Dialogue: 0,1:05:29.71,1:05:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"She's not a real Christian." Dialogue: 0,1:05:30.71,1:05:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Why, Pat?\NBecause she doesn't have Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.71,1:05:33.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}a tax shelter and a university? Dialogue: 0,1:05:33.21,1:05:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Give it up, baby." Dialogue: 0,1:05:35.71,1:05:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMother Teresa\Nnever had a line of products, Dialogue: 0,1:05:37.72,1:05:39.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}she never had her own perfume. Dialogue: 0,1:05:39.72,1:05:42.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"Compassion" by Mother Teresa. Dialogue: 0,1:05:42.66,1:05:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"I smell, because I care. Dialogue: 0,1:05:44.16,1:05:46.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Compassion." Dialogue: 0,1:05:46.06,1:05:48.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Gandhi never had Gandhi Jeans. Dialogue: 0,1:05:49.30,1:05:50.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Whether you're simply\N\h\h\h\h\hnot eating Dialogue: 0,1:05:50.30,1:05:51.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}or telling the English\N\hto get the fuck out. Dialogue: 0,1:05:51.80,1:05:54.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Gandhi Jeans. Dialogue: 0,1:05:54.30,1:05:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}They come in size one\N\h\h\h\h\hand below. Dialogue: 0,1:05:58.80,1:06:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hBecause Gandhi\Nwas an amazing man. Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.31,1:06:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}They asked Gandhi,\N"What do you think Dialogue: 0,1:06:01.81,1:06:03.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}of Western civilization?" Dialogue: 0,1:06:03.31,1:06:04.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}He said, "I think it would be\N\h\h\h\h\ha wonderful idea." Dialogue: 0,1:06:06.31,1:06:08.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}But I know as beatific\N\h\h\h\has Gandhi was, Dialogue: 0,1:06:08.81,1:06:11.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hthere was somebody\Nin a Bombay bar going, Dialogue: 0,1:06:12.15,1:06:14.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"I know Gandhi. Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.72,1:06:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}He was a prick." Dialogue: 0,1:06:17.72,1:06:19.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"I saw him sucking\N\hon a pork hotdog, Dialogue: 0,1:06:19.73,1:06:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}hitting on Mother Teresa." Dialogue: 0,1:06:21.23,1:06:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hHe kept saying,\N"Who's your diaper daddy? Dialogue: 0,1:06:22.73,1:06:23.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Who's diaper, daddy?" Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.73,1:06:26.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.73,1:06:28.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"I saw that with my eyes. Dialogue: 0,1:06:28.23,1:06:29.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\hI saw that and\Nif you don't believe me, Dialogue: 0,1:06:29.74,1:06:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I'll bitch slap you\N\h\h\h\hlike Shiva. Dialogue: 0,1:06:31.24,1:06:32.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}I can do that. Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.74,1:06:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hDon't press this.\NDon't fucking do that. Dialogue: 0,1:06:36.74,1:06:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Don't go ding-dong,\N\h\h\hyou asshole. Dialogue: 0,1:06:39.75,1:06:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBecause India\Nhas the atomic bomb, my friend. Dialogue: 0,1:06:41.75,1:06:42.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I could turn this whole place Dialogue: 0,1:06:43.05,1:06:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}into Chicken Tikka. Hmm. Dialogue: 0,1:06:46.12,1:06:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hIndia has the bomb,\NPakistan has the bomb, Dialogue: 0,1:06:47.62,1:06:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hand we're prepared\Nto fight over Kashmir, Dialogue: 0,1:06:49.12,1:06:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and your fucking president Dialogue: 0,1:06:50.12,1:06:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}probably thought\Nit was a sweater. Dialogue: 0,1:06:51.62,1:06:52.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}What an asshole. Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.63,1:06:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I tell you this. Dialogue: 0,1:06:55.63,1:06:56.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}India detonated Dialogue: 0,1:06:56.63,1:06:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}seven underground nuclear tests. Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.63,1:07:01.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPakistan detonated\Nseven underground nuclear tests, Dialogue: 0,1:07:01.13,1:07:02.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}and your spy satellites Dialogue: 0,1:07:02.13,1:07:03.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}were like Ray Charles\N\h\h\hin the Louvre. Dialogue: 0,1:07:03.64,1:07:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}They didn't have\N\ha fucking clue. Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.14,1:07:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}This is what I'm telling you. Dialogue: 0,1:07:07.64,1:07:08.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}India has the bomb, Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.64,1:07:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Pakistan has the bomb, Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.14,1:07:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}China has the bomb,\N\h\h\hor maybe not. Dialogue: 0,1:07:11.64,1:07:13.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\hMaybe they just have\None billion people go, "Boom." Dialogue: 0,1:07:15.15,1:07:17.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Russia has the bomb. Dialogue: 0,1:07:17.65,1:07:19.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"We have many bombs." Dialogue: 0,1:07:20.65,1:07:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hWe don't know\Nwhere they all are. Dialogue: 0,1:07:24.66,1:07:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Maybe you want\N\ha dirty bomb. Dialogue: 0,1:07:28.66,1:07:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}And the French... Dialogue: 0,1:07:30.16,1:07:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}the French have a bomb, too. Dialogue: 0,1:07:32.16,1:07:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hMaybe they have\Nthe Michelin bomb, ha, Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.17,1:07:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}only destroys restaurants\N\h\h\h\hunder four stars. Dialogue: 0,1:07:37.67,1:07:39.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And they still test\N\h\h\htheir bombs. Dialogue: 0,1:07:39.17,1:07:41.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\hThey're one of the few people\Nwho still detonate their bombs. Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.17,1:07:42.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}The underground tests,\N\hwhere did they do it? Dialogue: 0,1:07:42.68,1:07:44.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hIn the Sahara,\Nin the total wasteland? Dialogue: 0,1:07:44.68,1:07:46.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}No, fuck off. Dialogue: 0,1:07:46.18,1:07:47.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}In Tahiti. Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.68,1:07:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}In paradise. Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.65,1:07:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhy?\N"Because we're French. Dialogue: 0,1:07:52.52,1:07:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Oh, look a Greenpeace boat's Dialogue: 0,1:07:54.05,1:07:57.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hcoming to protest.\NFuck off, I sink you. Dialogue: 0,1:07:57.02,1:07:59.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I'm a badass motherfucker,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ham I not? Dialogue: 0,1:07:59.53,1:08:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Look, I'm giving a cigarette\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto a baby. Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.23,1:08:04.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:08:04.26,1:08:05.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Do it. Dialogue: 0,1:08:05.76,1:08:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Suck on this cigarette,\N\h\h\h\h\h\hmy darling. Dialogue: 0,1:08:07.27,1:08:09.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\hLife is shit.\NGet to know this. Dialogue: 0,1:08:09.27,1:08:10.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hOh, you Americans,\N'It's bad for the baby.' Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.77,1:08:12.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Fuck all of you Americans. Dialogue: 0,1:08:12.27,1:08:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(sniffs) Dialogue: 0,1:08:14.77,1:08:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAmericans,\Nwith your politically correct-- Dialogue: 0,1:08:16.28,1:08:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\h\hAmericans.\NFuck all of you. Dialogue: 0,1:08:17.78,1:08:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}You cultureless crass Americans. Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.28,1:08:20.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}We hate all of you. Dialogue: 0,1:08:20.28,1:08:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Fuck all of-- Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.78,1:08:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}The Germans are here. Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.08,1:08:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Hello, Americans. Dialogue: 0,1:08:26.65,1:08:27.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}I love you. Dialogue: 0,1:08:28.65,1:08:30.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Come on, America. Dialogue: 0,1:08:30.66,1:08:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Hello. Dialogue: 0,1:08:33.56,1:08:36.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Welcome back, Americans. Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.13,1:08:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNo, come,\Nyou can build a Disneyland Dialogue: 0,1:08:38.13,1:08:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}near Paris. Dialogue: 0,1:08:40.13,1:08:41.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}We won't go, but build it. Dialogue: 0,1:08:43.14,1:08:44.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}And we'll have\Na Minnie Mouse Dialogue: 0,1:08:44.14,1:08:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hwith armpit hair.\NIt will be great." Dialogue: 0,1:08:47.14,1:08:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Smoking a Gauloises, going, Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.61,1:08:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"I never loved Mickey,\N\h\h\h\hyou know that. Dialogue: 0,1:08:51.58,1:08:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}What? He has three fingers. Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.08,1:08:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\h\hWhat am I?\NA bowling ball? Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.58,1:08:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Fuck off. Dialogue: 0,1:08:56.55,1:08:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Don't love him. Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.62,1:09:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}You're a crass rat-like bastard Dialogue: 0,1:09:00.62,1:09:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}that don't care." Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.62,1:09:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But there is one country Dialogue: 0,1:09:04.62,1:09:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}that watches out\N\hfor all of us, Dialogue: 0,1:09:06.63,1:09:08.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}the Swiss, {\i1}ja. Dialogue: 0,1:09:08.63,1:09:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}The Geneva Convention. Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.60,1:09:11.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}If there is ever\N\ha nuclear war, Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.63,1:09:12.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hthey will be\Nthe only people going, Dialogue: 0,1:09:12.63,1:09:14.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"What was that noise?" Dialogue: 0,1:09:15.77,1:09:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hIn their big\Nhollowed-out country, Dialogue: 0,1:09:17.34,1:09:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hwith their chocolate\Nand their watches, {\i1}ja. Dialogue: 0,1:09:20.34,1:09:22.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}The nice Germans, {\i1}ja. Dialogue: 0,1:09:22.84,1:09:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Or, as they like to say, Dialogue: 0,1:09:23.84,1:09:25.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}the other white race. Now, Dialogue: 0,1:09:26.85,1:09:28.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I have only one question. Dialogue: 0,1:09:28.85,1:09:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}How can you trust an army, Dialogue: 0,1:09:30.35,1:09:31.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}how butch is an army Dialogue: 0,1:09:31.85,1:09:34.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}that has a wine opener\N\h\h\h\h\hon its knife? Dialogue: 0,1:09:35.79,1:09:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"Many of you men\Nhave never opened Chardonnay Dialogue: 0,1:09:37.69,1:09:38.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}under fire." Dialogue: 0,1:09:38.69,1:09:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}(laughter and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:09:43.26,1:09:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hFirst of all,\Nyou take out the wine Dialogue: 0,1:09:44.26,1:09:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}then you pull out the cork,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsmell it, Dialogue: 0,1:09:45.26,1:09:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}say meat or fish\N\h\h\hand throw. Dialogue: 0,1:09:47.77,1:09:49.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h♪ I don't know,\Nbut I've been told ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:49.07,1:09:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ Chardonnay\Nmust be served cold, {\i1}ja{\r} ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:09:52.64,1:09:54.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Oh, but-- my God. Dialogue: 0,1:09:54.64,1:09:57.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hWhere did all this\NImpressionistic art come from? Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.64,1:10:00.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And all this jewelry\N\hfrom 1939 to 1945? Dialogue: 0,1:10:02.35,1:10:05.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Fairies must've brought it\N\h\h\h\h\hduring the night. Dialogue: 0,1:10:05.35,1:10:06.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hSuddenly, I have\Nto do the vault Heimlich Dialogue: 0,1:10:06.85,1:10:07.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and cough out an account number Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.85,1:10:09.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}(speaking foreign language). Dialogue: 0,1:10:10.36,1:10:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I know this one thing, Dialogue: 0,1:10:12.36,1:10:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I know there is one country Dialogue: 0,1:10:13.36,1:10:15.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}that is not developing\N\hsome horrible weapon Dialogue: 0,1:10:15.86,1:10:16.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}of destruction. Dialogue: 0,1:10:16.86,1:10:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hThat does not have\Na secret weapons lab Dialogue: 0,1:10:18.86,1:10:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}up in the mountains. Dialogue: 0,1:10:20.27,1:10:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Jamaica. Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.77,1:10:24.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Irie, man, Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.24,1:10:27.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Jamaica would never make\N\h\h\h\h\han atomic bomb. Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.24,1:10:29.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}They may make an atomic bong. Dialogue: 0,1:10:30.74,1:10:32.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}But I'd rather fight a war\N\h\h\hwith the atomic bong, Dialogue: 0,1:10:32.75,1:10:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}because when the atomic bomb\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgoes off, Dialogue: 0,1:10:34.75,1:10:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}there's devastation\N\h\hand radiation. Dialogue: 0,1:10:37.25,1:10:38.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}When the atomic bong goes off, Dialogue: 0,1:10:38.75,1:10:41.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}there's celebration. Dialogue: 0,1:10:41.99,1:10:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(speaks Jamaican) Dialogue: 0,1:10:46.99,1:10:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hSmokes a spliff\Nfor the communion. Dialogue: 0,1:10:48.49,1:10:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}If you don't see Jesus then,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou never will. Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.00,1:10:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,1:10:53.00,1:10:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hbecause I met\Nthis one thing, man. Dialogue: 0,1:10:55.00,1:10:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I know only one thing. Dialogue: 0,1:10:56.00,1:10:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hI never met me\Nan angry pot smoker. Dialogue: 0,1:10:59.00,1:11:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I never met a man\N\h\h\hwho's gone, Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.01,1:11:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Hey, you fucking prick." Dialogue: 0,1:11:05.91,1:11:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:11:10.92,1:11:13.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(coughs) Dialogue: 0,1:11:18.82,1:11:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, fuck. Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.83,1:11:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"What was I going to do?" Dialogue: 0,1:11:26.33,1:11:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hOh, hold me,\Nyou piece of shit. Dialogue: 0,1:11:27.33,1:11:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Get over here." Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.83,1:11:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Because you see,\N\h\h\hmarijuana-- Dialogue: 0,1:11:30.84,1:11:33.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:11:36.34,1:11:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I know this one.\N\hWait a minute. Dialogue: 0,1:11:37.84,1:11:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.35,1:11:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:11:43.45,1:11:44.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Okay. Dialogue: 0,1:11:44.52,1:11:46.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(laughs) Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.32,1:11:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}Okay. If you smoke a lot of pot, Dialogue: 0,1:11:48.62,1:11:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}you may never become\N\ha rocket scientist, Dialogue: 0,1:11:50.12,1:11:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}or maybe... Dialogue: 0,1:11:52.12,1:11:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hif you've seen\Nsome of the things Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.13,1:11:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}that have happened recently\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith NASA, Dialogue: 0,1:11:54.13,1:11:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}maybe you can. Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.13,1:11:56.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Okay, okay, okay. Dialogue: 0,1:11:56.83,1:11:58.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Here's a fun--\Noh, fuck, okay. Dialogue: 0,1:11:58.90,1:12:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Okay. The Mars Lander, okay? Dialogue: 0,1:12:00.90,1:12:02.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Fuck. Dialogue: 0,1:12:02.13,1:12:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I did the calculations\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin feet, Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.67,1:12:07.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}but I programmed the lander\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin meters. Dialogue: 0,1:12:09.68,1:12:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Oops. Dialogue: 0,1:12:12.11,1:12:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}So, instead of landing, Dialogue: 0,1:12:13.18,1:12:14.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}fucker buried. Dialogue: 0,1:12:15.15,1:12:19.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}185 million dollar-whoopsie. Dialogue: 0,1:12:19.18,1:12:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Two years, splat. Dialogue: 0,1:12:21.19,1:12:23.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, okay, fuck.\NHere's a better one, okay. Shh. Dialogue: 0,1:12:26.19,1:12:27.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}The Hubble Telescope... Dialogue: 0,1:12:29.19,1:12:30.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I forgot to put in a lens. Dialogue: 0,1:12:30.73,1:12:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.30,1:12:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Read the top line. Dialogue: 0,1:12:33.30,1:12:35.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Alpha Centauri, Sirius-- Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.30,1:12:37.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}the rest is just a black hole. Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.00,1:12:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hI once called\NSteven Hawking's house. Dialogue: 0,1:12:40.01,1:12:42.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Hello,\Nthis is Steven Hawking." Dialogue: 0,1:12:42.51,1:12:43.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Yes, I'd like to leave\N\h\h\h\h\h\ha message. Dialogue: 0,1:12:43.51,1:12:45.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"No. This is Steven Hawking." Dialogue: 0,1:12:45.01,1:12:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:12:48.01,1:12:50.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I know one thing, though. Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.02,1:12:52.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know,\Npot is not like alcohol. Dialogue: 0,1:12:52.52,1:12:54.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAlcohol changes\Nyour mood sometime. Dialogue: 0,1:12:54.02,1:12:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Like, go to a bar at happy hour Dialogue: 0,1:12:56.02,1:12:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand see some\Njust happy motherfuckers there. Dialogue: 0,1:12:59.02,1:13:01.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hSee those guys going,\N"Hey, fuck you, my man. Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.69,1:13:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Hey, hmm... Dialogue: 0,1:13:03.70,1:13:04.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}hey, listen to me. Dialogue: 0,1:13:07.17,1:13:08.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hListen to me,\Nyou piece of shit. Dialogue: 0,1:13:10.70,1:13:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Listen, you do not know shit Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.20,1:13:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}about fuck, my man. Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.21,1:13:17.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(muttering) Dialogue: 0,1:13:18.21,1:13:20.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You want a piece of yourself,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhmm? Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.21,1:13:23.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\h\hStep outside,\NI'll kick my ass. Dialogue: 0,1:13:23.72,1:13:25.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Come on. Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.22,1:13:26.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I've already shit myself. Dialogue: 0,1:13:26.22,1:13:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I'm half way there, come on. Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.95,1:13:29.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Come on, you fucker." Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.02,1:13:32.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And some people know\N\h\h\hyou've got a-- Dialogue: 0,1:13:32.52,1:13:34.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hyou can deal\Nwith it genetically. Dialogue: 0,1:13:34.03,1:13:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You know, if you're Irish, Dialogue: 0,1:13:35.53,1:13:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}you've got a running start\N\hthat you can do it better Dialogue: 0,1:13:37.03,1:13:38.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}than we are. Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.53,1:13:40.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou know that\Nbecause if you're Irish, Dialogue: 0,1:13:40.03,1:13:41.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know,\Nyou will kick my ass, Dialogue: 0,1:13:41.53,1:13:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}but then you'll fucking sing\N\h\h\h\habout it afterwards. Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.04,1:13:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}♪ Oh, that night you said\N\h\h\h\hmy wife was fat ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:13:46.41,1:13:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h♪ I knocked you down\Nand shit in your hat ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:13:47.91,1:13:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}♪ Away the time we go away ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.41,1:13:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}♪ Coming away forever ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.41,1:13:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}♪ Moving a thing, my lawyer ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.91,1:13:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hAnd you keep drinking\Ntill you're in your 80s Dialogue: 0,1:13:54.41,1:13:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hand you're on\Na dialysis machine. Dialogue: 0,1:13:56.42,1:13:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hDoing liver dance\Nand Michael Flatline. Dialogue: 0,1:13:58.92,1:14:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Beep. Dialogue: 0,1:14:01.42,1:14:03.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd they say\Nthe Irish saved civilization, Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.39,1:14:04.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}drank a couple of Guinness Dialogue: 0,1:14:04.92,1:14:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand forgot\Nwhere they fucking put it. Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.92,1:14:07.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}But that's all right. Dialogue: 0,1:14:07.89,1:14:10.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Here's the drill,\Nand the Japanese, Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.46,1:14:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}they drink differently than us. Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.97,1:14:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\hIt is a different thing\Nwhere you could be very polite Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.47,1:14:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}during the day, Dialogue: 0,1:14:15.47,1:14:17.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}and all of a sudden you\N\h\h\h(speaks Japanese) Dialogue: 0,1:14:17.47,1:14:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}and after five Jack Daniels, Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.97,1:14:22.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(speaks Japanese) Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.61,1:14:26.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}(speaks Japanese) Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.68,1:14:30.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Karaoke for asshole\Nwith a microphone. Dialogue: 0,1:14:30.68,1:14:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Sing, you round-eyed fuck,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcome on. Dialogue: 0,1:14:34.19,1:14:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}And if you want Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.19,1:14:38.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}a linguistic adventure, Dialogue: 0,1:14:38.19,1:14:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}go drinking with a Scotsman, Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.69,1:14:42.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbecause you can't\Nfucking understand them before. Dialogue: 0,1:14:43.70,1:14:45.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}You land in Scotland\N\hand they're going, Dialogue: 0,1:14:45.16,1:14:46.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(Indistinct) Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.23,1:14:49.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah? Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.74,1:14:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Right (Indistinct) Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.24,1:14:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Fuck (Indistinct) Dialogue: 0,1:14:57.24,1:15:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Sure. Oh, fuck sure, eh? Dialogue: 0,1:15:00.15,1:15:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(Indistinct) Dialogue: 0,1:15:04.15,1:15:05.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Sure. Oh, sure, Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.15,1:15:07.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}you dumb fucking bastard. Dialogue: 0,1:15:07.65,1:15:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You realize that here. Dialogue: 0,1:15:10.66,1:15:12.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hAnd you realize\Nhow drunk they get, Dialogue: 0,1:15:12.16,1:15:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}they could wear a skirt\N\h\h\h\h\hand not care. Dialogue: 0,1:15:15.66,1:15:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And how they could invent\N\h\h\ha sport like golf. Dialogue: 0,1:15:19.16,1:15:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Here's my idea Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.17,1:15:23.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}for a fucking sport. Dialogue: 0,1:15:23.17,1:15:24.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}I knock a ball Dialogue: 0,1:15:24.17,1:15:25.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}in a gopher hole. Dialogue: 0,1:15:26.17,1:15:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Oh, you mean like pool? Dialogue: 0,1:15:27.91,1:15:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Fuck off pool. Dialogue: 0,1:15:29.04,1:15:30.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Not with a straight stick, Dialogue: 0,1:15:30.11,1:15:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}with a little fucked up stick. Dialogue: 0,1:15:33.11,1:15:34.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I whack the ball. Dialogue: 0,1:15:34.11,1:15:37.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}It goes in a gopher hole. Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.12,1:15:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Oh, you mean like croquet? Dialogue: 0,1:15:38.65,1:15:39.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Fuck croquet. Dialogue: 0,1:15:41.19,1:15:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hI put the hole\Nhundreds of yards away. Dialogue: 0,1:15:44.69,1:15:47.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Oh, fuck, oh, yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:15:47.19,1:15:50.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}It's big fun. Dialogue: 0,1:15:50.20,1:15:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hYeah, yeah.\NThat's a great game. Dialogue: 0,1:15:52.46,1:15:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Oh, like a bowling thing? Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.53,1:15:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Fuck no. Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.53,1:15:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hNot straight.\NI put shit in the way. Dialogue: 0,1:15:58.54,1:16:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Like trees and bushes Dialogue: 0,1:16:00.04,1:16:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}and high grass. Dialogue: 0,1:16:02.04,1:16:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hSo you can lose\Nyour fucking ball. Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.44,1:16:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hAnd go whacking away\Nwith a fucking tire iron. Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.51,1:16:09.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hWhacking away,\Nand each time you miss Dialogue: 0,1:16:09.48,1:16:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}you feel like you're going\N\h\h\h\h\hto have a stroke. Dialogue: 0,1:16:12.42,1:16:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Fuck, that's what\N\hwe'll call it, Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.42,1:16:15.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha stroke,\Nbecause every time you miss, Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.92,1:16:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou feel like\Nyou're going to fucking die. Dialogue: 0,1:16:18.92,1:16:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Oh, great. Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.43,1:16:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hOh, and here's\Nthe better part. Dialogue: 0,1:16:21.43,1:16:22.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Oh, fuck, this is brilliant. Dialogue: 0,1:16:22.93,1:16:24.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hRight near the end,\NI'll put a flat piece Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.93,1:16:27.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\hwith a little flag\Nto give you fucking hope. Dialogue: 0,1:16:29.43,1:16:30.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But then I'll put a pool Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.94,1:16:32.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}and a sandbox Dialogue: 0,1:16:32.44,1:16:34.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}to fuck with your ball again. Dialogue: 0,1:16:34.94,1:16:37.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Aye, you'll be there\N\hthrashing your ass, Dialogue: 0,1:16:37.44,1:16:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}jerking away in the sand. Dialogue: 0,1:16:40.45,1:16:42.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And you do this one time? Dialogue: 0,1:16:42.58,1:16:45.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Fuck no. Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.15,1:16:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Eighteen fucking times. Dialogue: 0,1:16:47.15,1:16:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.99,1:16:50.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Whoa. Dialogue: 0,1:16:57.90,1:17:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}There you have a sport. Dialogue: 0,1:17:00.47,1:17:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}The manly sport of golf, Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.97,1:17:03.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}where you can dress\N\h\h\h\hlike a pimp Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.47,1:17:03.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and no one will care. Dialogue: 0,1:17:05.47,1:17:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Where you can wear clothes Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.47,1:17:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}and even a blind gay man\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwould go, Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.97,1:17:08.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Oh, dear Christ. Dialogue: 0,1:17:10.44,1:17:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hThose are loud.\NThis is not Carnaval. Dialogue: 0,1:17:12.44,1:17:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}What the fuck are you on?" Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.38,1:17:16.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hEven the alligators\Nare going, "Asshole." Dialogue: 0,1:17:16.88,1:17:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:17:19.89,1:17:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And you get in there--\Nit's such an exciting, Dialogue: 0,1:17:21.39,1:17:22.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}athletic sport too. Dialogue: 0,1:17:22.39,1:17:24.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hWhack the ball,\Nget in the cart. Dialogue: 0,1:17:25.69,1:17:28.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hWhack the ball,\Nget in the cart. Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.56,1:17:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And the commentary's\N\h\h\h\helectrifying, Dialogue: 0,1:17:30.56,1:17:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}just this side of Curling, Dialogue: 0,1:17:32.06,1:17:33.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}for really getting me going. Dialogue: 0,1:17:35.07,1:17:36.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}We're on the third green now. Dialogue: 0,1:17:38.07,1:17:39.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Could people be quieter? Dialogue: 0,1:17:39.07,1:17:40.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I'd like to hear\N\hthe grass grow. Dialogue: 0,1:17:42.57,1:17:44.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hI want the guy\Nwho does Mexican soccer Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.01,1:17:46.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}to do golf one time. Dialogue: 0,1:17:46.01,1:17:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.01,1:17:50.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}The ball is rolling. Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.65,1:17:52.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}The ball is going to the... Dialogue: 0,1:17:52.15,1:17:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}hole! Dialogue: 0,1:17:59.79,1:18:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(screams) Dialogue: 0,1:18:02.36,1:18:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\hJust to see all those\Nold WASP-y motherfuckers go, Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.36,1:18:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}"Oh, dear Christ. Dialogue: 0,1:18:07.37,1:18:08.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}My God, they're not gardening, Dialogue: 0,1:18:08.37,1:18:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}they're playing now.\N\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, shit. Dialogue: 0,1:18:10.87,1:18:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hWhat the hell\Nare we going to do?" Dialogue: 0,1:18:12.77,1:18:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Because that was their last\N\h\h\hdomain of dominance. Dialogue: 0,1:18:15.14,1:18:16.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}It was their area. Dialogue: 0,1:18:16.14,1:18:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}They were the king Dialogue: 0,1:18:17.14,1:18:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}up until Tiger. Dialogue: 0,1:18:20.15,1:18:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yes. Dialogue: 0,1:18:23.65,1:18:26.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Son of a black man\N\hand a Thai woman. Dialogue: 0,1:18:26.15,1:18:27.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Not even a German geneticist Dialogue: 0,1:18:27.65,1:18:28.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}could've thought than one up. Dialogue: 0,1:18:30.59,1:18:32.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Black athletic ability, Dialogue: 0,1:18:32.02,1:18:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Buddhist concentration. Dialogue: 0,1:18:33.53,1:18:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}(speaking foreign language) Dialogue: 0,1:18:38.70,1:18:40.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Crouching putter\N\h\h\h\h(laughs). Dialogue: 0,1:18:40.73,1:18:43.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hAnd then he goes\Nto the British Open Dialogue: 0,1:18:43.77,1:18:45.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}and he plays at Saint Andrews, Dialogue: 0,1:18:45.77,1:18:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}where they fucking\Ninvented the sport. Dialogue: 0,1:18:47.77,1:18:50.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}And after the fourth round,\N\h\h\h\h\hhe's 18 under par Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.78,1:18:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}and there's only\N18 fucking holes. Dialogue: 0,1:18:53.78,1:18:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And all of the old men\N\h\h\h\h\h\hare going, Dialogue: 0,1:18:55.11,1:18:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"Oh, my God, Dialogue: 0,1:18:56.48,1:18:57.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}we're doomed. Dialogue: 0,1:18:57.48,1:18:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}How did he learn to play? Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.98,1:19:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}We wouldn't have let him join.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDear God." Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.09,1:19:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAnd they start having\Nnightmares of golf carts going Dialogue: 0,1:19:04.49,1:19:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(beatboxing) Dialogue: 0,1:19:08.86,1:19:10.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h♪ Yo, yo, yo,\NI'm playing through ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:19:10.86,1:19:12.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}♪ Whether you're Gentile\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hor a Jew ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.86,1:19:16.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}♪ Pebble Beach, motherfucker ♪ Dialogue: 0,1:19:16.27,1:19:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.34,1:19:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(218,432)}Sandy. Dialogue: 0,1:19:22.77,1:19:24.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\hBecause all\Nof your gentle sports Dialogue: 0,1:19:24.34,1:19:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}are no longer gentle.\N\hTennis used to be, Dialogue: 0,1:19:25.84,1:19:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}(clicks tongue) oh, Dialogue: 0,1:19:28.05,1:19:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}(clicks tongue) oh, Dialogue: 0,1:19:30.55,1:19:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}until the Williams sisters Dialogue: 0,1:19:31.88,1:19:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(grunting) Dialogue: 0,1:19:37.46,1:19:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}40 love? Dialogue: 0,1:19:38.42,1:19:39.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}No, that's good love, baby. Dialogue: 0,1:19:40.89,1:19:42.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Yeah. Dialogue: 0,1:19:42.96,1:19:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd boxing,\Neven boxing's changed. Dialogue: 0,1:19:45.03,1:19:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Remember boxing?\N\h\h\hPeople go, Dialogue: 0,1:19:46.46,1:19:47.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"I go to boxing Dialogue: 0,1:19:47.43,1:19:48.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}to watch the sport of boxing." Dialogue: 0,1:19:48.93,1:19:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Yes, it's like you're saying,\N\h\h"I go to stock car races Dialogue: 0,1:19:50.94,1:19:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hto see people\Ntake left turns all day." Dialogue: 0,1:19:52.94,1:19:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}(laughter) Dialogue: 0,1:19:54.44,1:19:55.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}No, you go to boxing to see Dialogue: 0,1:19:55.94,1:19:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}someone get the fuck\N\h\hbeat out of them. Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.44,1:19:59.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Even the guy who loses\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\his going, Dialogue: 0,1:19:59.51,1:20:02.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"I have 18 million dollars. Dialogue: 0,1:20:02.81,1:20:04.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hI don't know\Nwhere it fucking is. Dialogue: 0,1:20:05.62,1:20:07.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I'm going to buy me\N\ha big ass house, Dialogue: 0,1:20:07.62,1:20:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}but I can't find it. Dialogue: 0,1:20:09.62,1:20:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Fuck off." Dialogue: 0,1:20:11.89,1:20:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hUntil...\NBoxing was the same, Dialogue: 0,1:20:14.66,1:20:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}and then, Mike Tyson. Dialogue: 0,1:20:16.66,1:20:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Mike Tyson comes along\N\h\hand bites somebody. Dialogue: 0,1:20:20.17,1:20:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Let's get ready to nibble. Dialogue: 0,1:20:23.67,1:20:25.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And all these guys going,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Oh, dear God, Dialogue: 0,1:20:25.17,1:20:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}he bit somebody."\N\h\h\hI'm saying, Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.60,1:20:27.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h"You're lucky\Nhe just bit somebody. Dialogue: 0,1:20:27.67,1:20:29.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Mike just got out of prison. Dialogue: 0,1:20:29.17,1:20:30.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You're lucky he didn't\N\h\hfuck him. Come on." Dialogue: 0,1:20:30.68,1:20:32.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:20:32.84,1:20:34.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hYou bite somebody\Nin jail, it's like, Dialogue: 0,1:20:34.35,1:20:36.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Get ready, bitch.\N\hYou're mine now." Dialogue: 0,1:20:36.35,1:20:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h"Break it up."\N"When I'm finished." Dialogue: 0,1:20:38.35,1:20:39.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Because Mike said\Nto a journalist, Dialogue: 0,1:20:39.85,1:20:40.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"I'm going to fuck you\N\h\htill you love me." Dialogue: 0,1:20:40.85,1:20:41.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And at that point,\N\h\h\h\hI'm going, Dialogue: 0,1:20:42.35,1:20:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Someone didn't come here\N\h\h\h\h\hto box, babe." Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.36,1:20:47.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}And, you know, Mike said,\N\h\h\h\h\h"I'm on Zoloft, Dialogue: 0,1:20:47.86,1:20:49.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hso I don't kill,\Nyou motherfuckers. Dialogue: 0,1:20:49.83,1:20:51.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm going,\N"Up the dosage, Mike." Dialogue: 0,1:20:51.36,1:20:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:20:53.87,1:20:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}But there's all these drugs,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hZoloft, Prozac. Dialogue: 0,1:20:56.87,1:20:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I want to have one drug\N\hencompassing it all. Dialogue: 0,1:20:59.37,1:21:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Call it "FuckItAll". Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.37,1:21:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I don't feel anything. Dialogue: 0,1:21:03.88,1:21:05.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I don't want to do anything. Dialogue: 0,1:21:05.38,1:21:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"FuckItAll". Dialogue: 0,1:21:07.35,1:21:09.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hThe closest thing\Nto a coma you'll ever be, Dialogue: 0,1:21:09.35,1:21:11.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"FuckItAll." Dialogue: 0,1:21:11.35,1:21:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I'm sitting here\N\hin my own dung, Dialogue: 0,1:21:13.35,1:21:15.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}"FuckItAll." Dialogue: 0,1:21:15.85,1:21:16.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hBut the scary thing\Nabout drugs like that Dialogue: 0,1:21:16.82,1:21:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\his they always have some\Nhorrible side effect like, Dialogue: 0,1:21:18.99,1:21:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"May cause artificial\Ninsemination." Whoa. Dialogue: 0,1:21:21.06,1:21:23.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:21:23.86,1:21:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}What? What do you mean? Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.36,1:21:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Like there's a product\N\h\h\h\hcalled Olestra, Dialogue: 0,1:21:27.87,1:21:29.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}which is a very strange thing. Dialogue: 0,1:21:29.37,1:21:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Olestra? What is that? Dialogue: 0,1:21:30.87,1:21:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You know, it said on the\Nlittle side of the chips, Dialogue: 0,1:21:32.87,1:21:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}it said, "May cause\Nanal leakage." Wow. Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.38,1:21:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}That's not a side effect\N\h\hif my ass is going... Dialogue: 0,1:21:39.94,1:21:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:21:42.75,1:21:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hI think that's\Nan effect, really. Dialogue: 0,1:21:46.05,1:21:49.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI think of it,\N"Fire in the hole." Bad day. Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.55,1:21:51.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:21:51.56,1:21:52.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hIf you're going,\N"How you're doing, Bob?" Dialogue: 0,1:21:52.96,1:21:55.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Oh, just a little\Nanal leakage, Ted." Dialogue: 0,1:21:55.86,1:21:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Bob, you want to get out\N\hof the pool right now?" Dialogue: 0,1:21:57.36,1:21:59.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:22:02.97,1:22:04.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hBecause damn it,\NI want science to help me. Dialogue: 0,1:22:04.97,1:22:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hGod, look at me.\NLook at this. My God. Dialogue: 0,1:22:07.97,1:22:09.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I've had women in New York\N\h\hsay, "Don't wear fur." Dialogue: 0,1:22:09.47,1:22:11.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}I mean, look at me. Dialogue: 0,1:22:11.48,1:22:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}It's politically in correct. Dialogue: 0,1:22:12.98,1:22:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hThrow red paint.\N"Fuck off, lady, it's me. Dialogue: 0,1:22:15.98,1:22:18.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I'm a fucking Chia pet.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on." Dialogue: 0,1:22:18.98,1:22:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I've gone to the zoo\Nand had monkeys go... Dialogue: 0,1:22:21.29,1:22:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:22:29.09,1:22:31.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\hAnd anybody who thinks\Nthe zoo is a happy place, Dialogue: 0,1:22:31.10,1:22:34.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}go and watch the monkeys wait\Nfor groups of schoolchildren Dialogue: 0,1:22:34.10,1:22:35.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}and watch the fun, because\Nthe monkeys just sit there, Dialogue: 0,1:22:35.57,1:22:38.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}like (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:22:38.10,1:22:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"Wait for it". Dialogue: 0,1:22:40.10,1:22:42.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:22:42.61,1:22:45.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Wait till the teacher comes\N\h\h\hwith the video camera." Dialogue: 0,1:22:45.61,1:22:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:22:46.61,1:22:50.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Now. (makes sound)\N\h\h\h\h\h\hFire!" Dialogue: 0,1:22:53.35,1:22:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:22:57.82,1:23:00.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Because they're not happy. Dialogue: 0,1:23:00.99,1:23:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hEven the poor animals\Nlike Ling Ling the panda, Dialogue: 0,1:23:02.99,1:23:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}she must mate so you can\Nbuild a wing on the zoo. Dialogue: 0,1:23:05.50,1:23:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hSo they go to China\Nand they anesthetize a panda, Dialogue: 0,1:23:08.00,1:23:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}which is kind of redundant,\N\h\hand they bring him back Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.00,1:23:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}to America and give him\Na name like Ping Pong. Dialogue: 0,1:23:14.01,1:23:17.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hOh, when his Chinese\Nname was Who Shu Ko Hu, Dialogue: 0,1:23:17.81,1:23:18.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Bear with Balls of Steel." Dialogue: 0,1:23:19.31,1:23:22.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hAnd they put him\Nin the cage with Ling Ling Dialogue: 0,1:23:22.31,1:23:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\hand say, "Go, mate."\NAnd he looks at her like, Dialogue: 0,1:23:24.88,1:23:25.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"I would never fuck her." Dialogue: 0,1:23:25.88,1:23:29.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:23:29.85,1:23:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"That is one ugly panda bitch." Dialogue: 0,1:23:33.89,1:23:34.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"If you were a panda,\N\h\h\hyou would know Dialogue: 0,1:23:34.89,1:23:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}that's the ugliest fucking\N\h\h\hpanda bitch there is. Dialogue: 0,1:23:38.40,1:23:40.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I would not have fuck her\N\h\hwith a koala's dick." Dialogue: 0,1:23:40.40,1:23:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:23:42.40,1:23:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h"Fuck off. No, I would\Nrather lick my own balls Dialogue: 0,1:23:45.90,1:23:46.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}than fuck that panda bitch." Dialogue: 0,1:23:46.91,1:23:48.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.31,1:23:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}"Uh-uh." Dialogue: 0,1:23:50.88,1:23:53.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hBecause there is only\None animal who can tell you Dialogue: 0,1:23:53.88,1:23:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hif she is happy\Nand wants to mate. Dialogue: 0,1:23:55.88,1:23:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\hThat is Coco,\Nthe silverback gorilla. Dialogue: 0,1:23:58.38,1:24:01.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hAnd she saw me,\Nthe blue-eyed simian. Dialogue: 0,1:24:01.89,1:24:03.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}She was intrigued. Dialogue: 0,1:24:03.89,1:24:06.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}She said to her trainer\N\h\h\h\h(makes gesture) Dialogue: 0,1:24:06.39,1:24:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd I went,\N"What does that mean?" Dialogue: 0,1:24:07.39,1:24:08.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"She wants you to tickle her." Dialogue: 0,1:24:08.89,1:24:10.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h"Okay." I tickle her,\Nthen she's (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:24:10.90,1:24:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Okay."\NThen she goes (makes gesture) Dialogue: 0,1:24:13.90,1:24:14.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"What does that mean?" Dialogue: 0,1:24:14.90,1:24:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h"She wants you\Nto lift your shirt." Dialogue: 0,1:24:17.40,1:24:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}I lift my shirt, Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.90,1:24:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hshe reaches out\Nand grabs both my nipples. Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.91,1:24:22.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:24:22.91,1:24:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And when an 800-pound\N\h\hgorilla's got you Dialogue: 0,1:24:24.41,1:24:28.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}by the tits, you listen. Dialogue: 0,1:24:28.58,1:24:30.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And then a fun thing happened\N\h\h\hbecause my balls went, Dialogue: 0,1:24:30.65,1:24:33.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Somebody wants to play. Dialogue: 0,1:24:33.65,1:24:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Shall we go to phase two?" Dialogue: 0,1:24:34.75,1:24:35.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"No, do not go to phase two. Dialogue: 0,1:24:35.82,1:24:38.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:24:38.82,1:24:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hI repeat.\NDo not go to liftoff. Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.33,1:24:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"This may feel like a human, Dialogue: 0,1:24:44.83,1:24:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}but notice the placement\N\h\h\h\h\hof the thumbs. Dialogue: 0,1:24:46.76,1:24:48.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}This is not a human. Dialogue: 0,1:24:48.73,1:24:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Do not go to phase two. Dialogue: 0,1:24:50.94,1:24:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Warning. Warning." Dialogue: 0,1:24:53.44,1:24:54.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}But she must've sensed something Dialogue: 0,1:24:54.94,1:24:55.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}because she grabs me\N\h\h\h\hby the hand, Dialogue: 0,1:24:55.94,1:24:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\hstarts to take me\Nin the back and it's like, Dialogue: 0,1:24:57.34,1:24:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}{\i1}Daktari{\r} meets {\i1}Deliverance. Dialogue: 0,1:24:58.91,1:25:01.21,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hAnd I'm expecting\Nthe crocodile hunter Dialogue: 0,1:25:01.21,1:25:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}to walk out and go,\N\h\h\h"Oh, crikey. Dialogue: 0,1:25:05.08,1:25:08.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}She wants to fuck\N\hhis brains out. Dialogue: 0,1:25:08.09,1:25:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Watch out, boys and girls. Dialogue: 0,1:25:09.59,1:25:12.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Danger. Danger. Danger. Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.06,1:25:13.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}This could be like that time Dialogue: 0,1:25:13.52,1:25:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hI put my finger\Nin a croc's cloaca. Dialogue: 0,1:25:15.53,1:25:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Bad, bad move." Dialogue: 0,1:25:18.53,1:25:20.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}But part of me went, Dialogue: 0,1:25:20.53,1:25:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}"Could be fun." Dialogue: 0,1:25:21.53,1:25:24.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:25:24.54,1:25:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Make a great story for a bar. Dialogue: 0,1:25:27.54,1:25:30.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hA guy's going, "I had\Na wild night in Vegas." Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.11,1:25:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Yeah?\NWell, I banged a gorilla. Dialogue: 0,1:25:35.25,1:25:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Where's everybody going?" Dialogue: 0,1:25:36.75,1:25:39.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:25:39.25,1:25:41.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hAnd you don't want\Nthat late night phone call Dialogue: 0,1:25:41.22,1:25:44.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}like, ring, "Hello?"\N\h\h\h\h(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:25:44.86,1:25:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:25:46.22,1:25:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Don't call me. Dialogue: 0,1:25:50.23,1:25:52.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And maybe it's because I'm 50, Dialogue: 0,1:25:52.23,1:25:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}maybe it's because\N\hwhen you hit 50, Dialogue: 0,1:25:53.73,1:25:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hthe old machinery\Ndoesn't work so well. Dialogue: 0,1:25:55.23,1:25:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}You'll be at a public\N\h\h\hrestroom going, Dialogue: 0,1:25:57.24,1:25:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h"How're you doing?\NGreat game today, huh?" Dialogue: 0,1:26:00.74,1:26:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:26:23.46,1:26:25.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, boy. Dialogue: 0,1:26:25.80,1:26:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Because what's happened is... Dialogue: 0,1:26:27.30,1:26:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}your prostate is bigger\N\h\hthan your ego now. Dialogue: 0,1:26:30.80,1:26:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Remember the first time\N\h\h\h\h\h\hit hits you Dialogue: 0,1:26:32.30,1:26:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\hwhen you're in your 40s,\Nyou have to go to the doctor Dialogue: 0,1:26:33.30,1:26:35.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\hand they have to do\Nthe old (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:26:35.81,1:26:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}First time is, "Oh, my God." Dialogue: 0,1:26:37.31,1:26:40.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"I'm just putting on the glove,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMr. Williams." Dialogue: 0,1:26:40.31,1:26:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}I went back the second time. Dialogue: 0,1:26:41.31,1:26:42.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI moaned\Nanother doctor's name. Dialogue: 0,1:26:42.81,1:26:43.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Don't do that. Dialogue: 0,1:26:43.82,1:26:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:26:46.32,1:26:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hThey get jealous.\N"Who's Dr. Smith?" Dialogue: 0,1:26:47.82,1:26:48.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}"You're the only one." Dialogue: 0,1:26:48.82,1:26:50.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:26:50.82,1:26:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And I appreciate now\N\h\h\h\hwhen a woman Dialogue: 0,1:26:51.79,1:26:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}has to go to the gynecologist, Dialogue: 0,1:26:53.32,1:26:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}you don't want a doctor\N\h\h\hwho has a hobby. Dialogue: 0,1:26:55.33,1:26:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}You don't want a gynecologist\N\h\h\hwho's also a magician. Dialogue: 0,1:26:57.83,1:26:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}No. Dialogue: 0,1:26:59.33,1:27:00.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}You don't want somebody going, Dialogue: 0,1:27:00.33,1:27:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"How are we today?\NLet's-- oh, a dove. Dialogue: 0,1:27:04.84,1:27:06.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Whoa, what's this? Dialogue: 0,1:27:06.84,1:27:09.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dialogue: 0,1:27:09.84,1:27:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Hold on. Is this your card?" Dialogue: 0,1:27:12.84,1:27:14.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I don't want a doctor Dialogue: 0,1:27:14.35,1:27:16.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}who is a proctologist\N\hand ventriloquist. Dialogue: 0,1:27:16.85,1:27:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}No. I don't want\N\hsomebody going, Dialogue: 0,1:27:18.92,1:27:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h"How you're doing today?"\NTake your hand out' of my ass. Dialogue: 0,1:27:20.92,1:27:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I'm not a Muppet. Move it. Dialogue: 0,1:27:23.49,1:27:25.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\hBecause when you go\Nto the doctor in your 50s, Dialogue: 0,1:27:25.99,1:27:27.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hit's no longer\Nthe (makes sound). Dialogue: 0,1:27:27.49,1:27:28.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}It's the ortho-proctoscope. Dialogue: 0,1:27:28.99,1:27:31.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hThe colonoscopy.\NThat's what W did. Dialogue: 0,1:27:31.50,1:27:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\hYes, it's a video camera\Non the end of a Roto-Rooter. Dialogue: 0,1:27:35.50,1:27:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And it's going up you. Dialogue: 0,1:27:38.00,1:27:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\hSuddenly, you're your own\NDiscovery channel special. Dialogue: 0,1:27:40.51,1:27:42.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:27:42.61,1:27:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"Slowly, we are going up\N\h\h\h\h\hRobin's colon. Dialogue: 0,1:27:45.68,1:27:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}This must be what you see. Dialogue: 0,1:27:48.18,1:27:51.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\hSlowly up ahead,\Na burger he had in '85." Dialogue: 0,1:27:52.92,1:27:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"Oh, my God, is that a polyp?" Dialogue: 0,1:27:54.42,1:27:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h"No, that's a fart,\NMr. Williams. Don't be afraid." Dialogue: 0,1:27:57.42,1:28:00.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\hAnd then they go further\Nup your ass. They blow air. Dialogue: 0,1:28:00.42,1:28:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Now, you're a fucking\N\h\h\h\hparty favor. Dialogue: 0,1:28:03.43,1:28:05.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}It's like... Dialogue: 0,1:28:05.43,1:28:07.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"Oh, doctor, give it to me.\N\h\hGive me all I can take. Dialogue: 0,1:28:07.43,1:28:10.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI'm a man.\NGive me 120 PSI. (laughs)." Dialogue: 0,1:28:10.94,1:28:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Whoa, you feel like a pinata, Dialogue: 0,1:28:12.44,1:28:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}you think little Mexican kids\Nare going to come out and go, Dialogue: 0,1:28:13.94,1:28:16.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Get the presents.\NGet the presents." Dialogue: 0,1:28:16.94,1:28:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And I know the air\Nis coming this way. Dialogue: 0,1:28:17.94,1:28:20.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}The farts are going,\N\h\h\h\h\h"Incoming." Dialogue: 0,1:28:20.95,1:28:24.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It's not a-- no finger.\N\h\h\hIt's a-- it's a-- Dialogue: 0,1:28:24.45,1:28:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Fall back behind the shit,\N\h\h\hwait for my command. Dialogue: 0,1:28:28.45,1:28:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hPrepare to make\Nthe wet sloppy noise." Dialogue: 0,1:28:31.96,1:28:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Because the moment they pull\N\hthat tube out of your ass, Dialogue: 0,1:28:34.29,1:28:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}you are an Evinrude. Dialogue: 0,1:28:37.33,1:28:40.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:28:40.40,1:28:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Rolling, rolling, rolling, Dialogue: 0,1:28:41.90,1:28:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hkeep that colon\Nflowing rawhide. Dialogue: 0,1:28:44.90,1:28:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:28:47.41,1:28:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\hForty miles,\Nblowing out of you. Dialogue: 0,1:28:50.41,1:28:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:28:53.91,1:28:55.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}You put on your pants Dialogue: 0,1:28:55.41,1:28:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}and you're floating\N\h\hlike a balloon, Dialogue: 0,1:28:56.41,1:28:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}Spinnaker in the America's Cup. Dialogue: 0,1:28:58.92,1:29:00.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Coming about, Jimmy.\N\h\h\h\hShe's yours." Dialogue: 0,1:29:00.92,1:29:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\h(makes sound)\NAnd then you realize, Dialogue: 0,1:29:03.42,1:29:05.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Oh, shit, fire in the hole. Dialogue: 0,1:29:05.92,1:29:07.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hTighten up boys,\Nwe're not going to drop here. Dialogue: 0,1:29:07.93,1:29:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h(makes sound)\NThank you, doctor. Dialogue: 0,1:29:09.93,1:29:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}See you next week. Dialogue: 0,1:29:11.13,1:29:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(fart sounds) Dialogue: 0,1:29:15.70,1:29:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Hold the elevator. Dialogue: 0,1:29:17.20,1:29:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h(fart sounds)\NFuck you, you bastard. Dialogue: 0,1:29:19.87,1:29:22.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(fart sounds) Dialogue: 0,1:29:24.91,1:29:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Seven flights of stairs. Dialogue: 0,1:29:26.14,1:29:28.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\h\h(fart sounds)\NEverybody you pass, Dialogue: 0,1:29:28.65,1:29:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}you're going, "It's me." Dialogue: 0,1:29:31.65,1:29:34.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\hDogs look at you like,\N"Roll over, man, you're dead." Dialogue: 0,1:29:34.92,1:29:36.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}You just want to borrow a match\N\h\h\h\hand go, "Give me that." Dialogue: 0,1:29:36.99,1:29:38.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:29:38.49,1:29:40.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Flaming asshole. Dialogue: 0,1:29:40.49,1:29:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\hGo on, because\Nthat's what you are. Dialogue: 0,1:29:43.49,1:29:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You're a flaming asshole.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou're 50." Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.50,1:29:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"And can they make\Na drug to help you Dialogue: 0,1:29:48.00,1:29:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\hthrough all of that,\Nto keep all of your organs Dialogue: 0,1:29:49.50,1:29:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}intact till your golden years?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"No." Dialogue: 0,1:29:52.50,1:29:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}\h\h\h"Can they make a drug\Nto give you mental clarity Dialogue: 0,1:29:55.01,1:29:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}to your golden time?"\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"No." Dialogue: 0,1:29:58.51,1:30:01.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}They've got a drug to make you\N\hharder than Chinese algebra. Dialogue: 0,1:30:03.01,1:30:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Grandpa can have wood again. Dialogue: 0,1:30:05.28,1:30:07.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(laughs)\NOh, good. Dialogue: 0,1:30:07.05,1:30:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.\N\h\h\h\hLook at it. Dialogue: 0,1:30:09.59,1:30:13.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}"I don't need the walker."\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"I see that." Dialogue: 0,1:30:13.09,1:30:14.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And your Grandmother's going, Dialogue: 0,1:30:14.56,1:30:17.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}"Oh, shit. I thought\N\h\hthe war was over. Dialogue: 0,1:30:17.63,1:30:19.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}God, get me a tetanus shot,\Nif you're going to stick me Dialogue: 0,1:30:19.63,1:30:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}with that rusty fucking thing.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGet away." Dialogue: 0,1:30:22.03,1:30:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:30:28.11,1:30:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}People have died on Viagra. Dialogue: 0,1:30:29.61,1:30:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}They have to have\Nthe open coffin. Dialogue: 0,1:30:30.61,1:30:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}It's hard. Dialogue: 0,1:30:33.61,1:30:35.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}People walk in there going,\N\h\h\h\h\h\h"Oh, dear God, Dialogue: 0,1:30:35.41,1:30:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}I don't remember Pete\N\h\hbeing like that. Dialogue: 0,1:30:37.92,1:30:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Kids, go get some horseshoes. Dialogue: 0,1:30:41.32,1:30:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(49,432)}He would've wanted it that way." Dialogue: 0,1:30:43.82,1:30:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}And it's amazing, too, because\Nyou used to have to get that-- Dialogue: 0,1:30:45.82,1:30:48.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}you'd have to get it from some\N\hstrange Chinese aphrodisiac, Dialogue: 0,1:30:48.33,1:30:51.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}like hummingbird eyelash\N\h\h\h\h\hand rhino horn, Dialogue: 0,1:30:51.33,1:30:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}to give you great masculinity. Dialogue: 0,1:30:53.33,1:30:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}But now you're on Viagra. Dialogue: 0,1:30:56.33,1:31:00.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h\h\hYou are bad.\NYou are Frankencock. Dialogue: 0,1:31:00.17,1:31:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You are the Inseminator. Dialogue: 0,1:31:02.67,1:31:05.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}You are ready to go. Dialogue: 0,1:31:05.68,1:31:07.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You are going to be going\N\h\h\h\h\h\hfor one hour, Dialogue: 0,1:31:07.18,1:31:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}one hour and a half.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h(laughs) Dialogue: 0,1:31:10.88,1:31:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\hAnd a lot of guys\Nare going, "Yeah." Dialogue: 0,1:31:12.42,1:31:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And a lot of women\Nare going, "Uh-uh." Dialogue: 0,1:31:15.75,1:31:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}Because after the first hour,\N\h\h\h\h\hyour wife is going, Dialogue: 0,1:31:17.32,1:31:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Oh, oh, oh, yeah.\N\h\hOh, big daddy. Dialogue: 0,1:31:20.32,1:31:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}Oh, oh, oh, ah. Dialogue: 0,1:31:24.33,1:31:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}Listen, I got shit\N\h\h\hto do, okay? Dialogue: 0,1:31:27.33,1:31:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Oh, okay. Oh, oh, yeah.\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, oh." Dialogue: 0,1:31:31.34,1:31:32.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}Ring. "Hello? Dialogue: 0,1:31:34.34,1:31:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Yeah, I'll be late today. Dialogue: 0,1:31:36.34,1:31:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Viagra, fucking-- Dialogue: 0,1:31:39.84,1:31:42.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, no,\NI'll try and get there. Dialogue: 0,1:31:42.35,1:31:45.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hOh, go outside\Nwith that thing. God." Dialogue: 0,1:31:45.35,1:31:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\hAnd you can't go\Noutside with a hard-on Dialogue: 0,1:31:46.85,1:31:50.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\hbecause the cat just waits\Nfor you to go (makes sound). Dialogue: 0,1:31:50.09,1:31:53.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And your dog is going,\N\h\h\h"Whoa, you too?" Dialogue: 0,1:31:53.09,1:31:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}Can't go to work\Nlike, "Hey, Bob. Dialogue: 0,1:31:54.16,1:31:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}How are you, Pete?\NHow are you doing? Dialogue: 0,1:31:56.16,1:31:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}\h\hYeah. I'm happy\Nto be here today." Dialogue: 0,1:31:58.63,1:32:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\hDirect traffic.\NNo, you can't do shit. Dialogue: 0,1:32:01.67,1:32:03.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You have to make it go away\N\h\hand you're slapping it. Dialogue: 0,1:32:03.67,1:32:04.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}It's like one of those\Nlittle punch-me clowns. Dialogue: 0,1:32:04.67,1:32:07.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(laughs) Dialogue: 0,1:32:08.67,1:32:12.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}"I'm not going anywhere." Dialogue: 0,1:32:12.18,1:32:13.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}You have to finish it off. Dialogue: 0,1:32:13.18,1:32:14.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\h\h\h\hYou go, "All right.\NI'll do it. I'll finish it." Dialogue: 0,1:32:14.68,1:32:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd in the old days\Nit was (makes sound) (laughs). Dialogue: 0,1:32:18.18,1:32:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBut now,\Nafter an hour and a half, Dialogue: 0,1:32:20.68,1:32:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}you've got more semen\Nthan the Fifth Fleet. Dialogue: 0,1:32:22.19,1:32:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}So when you go, it's like, Dialogue: 0,1:32:24.19,1:32:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound)\NOh, my eyes." Dialogue: 0,1:32:28.03,1:32:29.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}And your wife goes,\N\h\h\h"Now you know Dialogue: 0,1:32:29.09,1:32:31.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}how it feels, asshole." Dialogue: 0,1:32:32.00,1:32:34.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:32:34.57,1:32:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}"Aim for the tits, Hawkeye." Dialogue: 0,1:32:36.57,1:32:39.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h"Well-- oh, my God,\NI'm like a Lawn Boy. Dialogue: 0,1:32:39.07,1:32:42.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Get out. Save yourself. Dialogue: 0,1:32:42.07,1:32:43.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Not the drapes. Too late. Dialogue: 0,1:32:43.57,1:32:44.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I own that. I own that. Dialogue: 0,1:32:45.08,1:32:48.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}No." (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:32:50.08,1:32:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}\h\hAnd you run out of semen\Nand your testicles are going, Dialogue: 0,1:32:52.48,1:32:54.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h"We've still got\Nan erection, chief." Dialogue: 0,1:32:54.82,1:32:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}\h\h\h\h\h"Give me blood,\Ngive me urine, any fluid. Dialogue: 0,1:32:59.39,1:33:01.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}God, oh, (makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:33:01.39,1:33:03.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Oh, God, please make this Dialogue: 0,1:33:03.39,1:33:05.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}fucking shit go away. Dialogue: 0,1:33:06.40,1:33:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:33:08.40,1:33:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\hYou do every goofy\Nfucking orgasmic thing. Dialogue: 0,1:33:11.40,1:33:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(makes sound) Dialogue: 0,1:33:15.37,1:33:18.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Fuck. Dialogue: 0,1:33:18.08,1:33:20.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}Oh, fuck. Dialogue: 0,1:33:31.02,1:33:34.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\h"Don't touch it.\N(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:33:40.53,1:33:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}"Don't look at it. Dialogue: 0,1:33:42.53,1:33:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}Don't even think about it." Dialogue: 0,1:33:46.04,1:33:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And then you realize... Dialogue: 0,1:33:48.54,1:33:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hthat God gave you\Na penis and a brain. Dialogue: 0,1:33:53.04,1:33:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}And only enough blood\Nto run one at a time. Dialogue: 0,1:34:00.92,1:34:03.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}You have lost thoughts\N\hfrom your childhood. Dialogue: 0,1:34:04.99,1:34:07.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(Indistinct) Dialogue: 0,1:34:07.99,1:34:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(75,432)}And then you hear these words\N\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom your lady: Dialogue: 0,1:34:10.33,1:34:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}"My turn." Dialogue: 0,1:34:15.63,1:34:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(62,432)}"You can't fucking be serious. Dialogue: 0,1:34:19.67,1:34:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}Look at me, I'm Goo Boy. Dialogue: 0,1:34:21.17,1:34:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}What are you doing? No." Dialogue: 0,1:34:24.68,1:34:26.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\hThat's right, Corky.\NIt's time to saddle up. Dialogue: 0,1:34:26.68,1:34:29.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}We're heading south\N\h\hof the border. Dialogue: 0,1:34:29.18,1:34:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}You got to please Missy. Dialogue: 0,1:34:32.18,1:34:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}And I have one question\N\h\h\h\hfor the ladies. Dialogue: 0,1:34:34.19,1:34:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Do we look like this? Dialogue: 0,1:34:38.52,1:34:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:35:30.11,1:35:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Are you almost there? Dialogue: 0,1:35:33.58,1:35:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}\h\h\h\h\h\hNo, no, no,\NI will-- I will finish. Dialogue: 0,1:35:36.61,1:35:38.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}No, no, no, I love you. Dialogue: 0,1:35:40.12,1:35:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}I love you. Dialogue: 0,1:35:42.62,1:35:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}No, I will finish. Dialogue: 0,1:35:44.62,1:35:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}\h(Indistinct)\NI can take it. Dialogue: 0,1:35:47.63,1:35:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(88,432)}I just can't feel my face. Dialogue: 0,1:35:50.63,1:35:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}Now, who's your daddy? Dialogue: 0,1:35:53.13,1:35:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(114,432)}I love you. I love you. Dialogue: 0,1:35:56.13,1:35:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(101,432)}I'll finish. I'll finish. Dialogue: 0,1:35:59.14,1:36:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}I'll finish. Dialogue: 0,1:36:02.14,1:36:04.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}(snoring) Dialogue: 0,1:36:04.64,1:36:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:36:10.95,1:36:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Good night. Dialogue: 0,1:36:12.52,1:36:15.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:36:47.12,1:36:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(140,432)}What's up, brother? Dialogue: 0,1:36:48.62,1:36:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:36:49.62,1:36:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:36:54.33,1:36:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(205,432)}New York. Dialogue: 0,1:36:55.83,1:36:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:36:58.33,1:36:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}Respect for New York. Dialogue: 0,1:36:59.83,1:37:02.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}\hMarty Callner.\NDavid Steinberg. Dialogue: 0,1:37:02.93,1:37:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}\h\hWhat are we going\Nto do tonight, Marty? Dialogue: 0,1:37:05.17,1:37:07.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Good night. Dialogue: 0,1:37:07.24,1:37:10.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:37:10.24,1:37:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}(Indistinct) Dialogue: 0,1:37:12.24,1:37:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(153,432)}You're the best. Dialogue: 0,1:37:15.25,1:37:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}We did it. Dialogue: 0,1:37:20.88,1:37:23.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(244,432)}Oh. Dialogue: 0,1:37:23.82,1:37:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(179,432)}My pink lady. Dialogue: 0,1:37:26.32,1:37:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause) Dialogue: 0,1:37:32.33,1:37:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:37:35.33,1:37:36.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(231,432)}Whoa. Dialogue: 0,1:37:36.93,1:37:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(166,432)}HBO. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,1:37:39.50,1:37:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(192,432)}Good night. Dialogue: 0,1:37:41.00,1:37:43.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1\pos(127,432)}(cheers and applause)