"SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night" Season 11: The Weird Year
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Movie Name | "SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night" Season 11: The Weird Year |
Release Name | SNL50.Beyond.Saturday.Night.720p.WEB.x264.AAC-PoNg |
Year | 2025 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 34979343 |
Format | srt |
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The imagination
is a vast universe
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of images and ideas,
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a mystical realm
of infinite variety.
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In this wondrous landscape
of the mind,
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all things are possible
until we reach
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the Limits of the Imagination.
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Imagination...
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Beyond the limits
of our imagination
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lies a dimension
where Saturday Night Live
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no longer exists.
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It's hard to picture, right?
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But that's exactly where
this story takes place, 1985.
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After a decade on the air,
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SNL is on the brink
of cancelation.
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SNL had floundered a bit.
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The head of the network
was talking about
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canceling the show.
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As a last resort,
NBC turns to the man
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who created the show
and then left it behind--
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one Lorne Michaels.
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If Lorne had not come back,
was the show over? It was?
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He came back
to save his first love.
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And so the fate
of Saturday Night Live
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rests on the shoulders
of season 11.
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It's a spin of the wheel
to see if the show
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is going to live or die.
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Our prices are insane!
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Yeah, that's the ticket.
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-Aah!
-Acting!
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You may be wondering why you've
never heard this story before.
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Perhaps it has
something to do with this.
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NBC has asked me
to read the following statement
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concerning last year's
entire season.
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Ready?
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"It was all a dream,
a horrible, horrible dream."
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Some might say
a nightmare,
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but time and reflection
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reveal something else entirely,
something strange,
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something singular.
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Something weird.
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Live from New York,
it's Saturday Night!
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I mean, look. I think
you can make a solid case
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for season 11
being one of the most
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important inflection points
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in the entire history of SNL.
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It occurred at the proverbial
fork in the road, right?
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It could have been canceled
beforehand.
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You had Lorne's return.
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It was so bad that it
could have been canceled
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after season 11.
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I mean, a lot of things
come together in season 11.
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In show business they say
don't ever quit a hit show
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because it's very hard
to crank it up again
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if you have to go back
or if you wanna start it again.
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It's one of those things...
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...where you can't get into
the same river twice.
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When Brandon
was trying to get me
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to come back in 1985...
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Hello. I'm Brandon Tartikoff,
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president of NBC Entertainment.
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...someone said
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you've already done
Saturday Night Live.
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Somebody who wants to be you
does Saturday Night Live.
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And I thought, oh.
Right, well...
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I kind of enjoyed being me.
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Back at the helm
of the program is Lorne Michaels
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the original producer
who left the show five years ago
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and told the press how he felt.
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When I left, I wanted it to die.
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Now, Lorne, you know,
it was a big gamble
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for him to come back,
because if it didn't work...
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phone's not gonna ring
for Lorne Michaels anymore.
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So he took a big risk, but...
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because he's so smart,
he mitigated that risk well.
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He put Al Franken and Jim Downey
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as the named producers.
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Hi. My apologies for the lack
of camera presence.
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You know, I was more surprised
that he wanted to do it
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than I was worried about
us being set up
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for a critical assault.
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He asked me and Al Franken
and Tom Davis to come out
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to the Hamptons
to have a meeting with him.
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And I was in Lorne's
pool, and he said,
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"You like working
with Laila Nabulsi, right?"
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And I said yeah, you know,
I love Laila.
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Saturday Night Live
had been my first showbiz job.
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And then I was the president
of the Blues Brothers.
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And Lorne asked me if I would
come and help him find the cast.
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What about the three of you,
Franken and Davis and Nabulsi,
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produce the show and we'll
just start all over again.
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Yeah, I was thrilled.
I was very happy.
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I said all right, I'll do it.
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I-I didn't know that
it'd be such a difficult year.
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When they came around
to do it again,
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it wasn't easy to talk Lorne
into it, by the way.
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It just wasn't easy,
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but he came up with a great idea
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once he decided to do it.
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I-I remember Lorne
was on the phone
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and said, "Bernie and I have got
some great ideas for the cast.
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We should have a gay guy
and a Black woman."
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Okay, thank you, thank you.
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Sounds great, you know?
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It was a good choice, Lorne.
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It's me, Terry Sweeney.
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Oh, my God, I bet
you're so happy I'm back.
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Lorne was actually
visiting out in California
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looking for talent.
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So I sent flowers to him.
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I said, so you're looking
for talent.
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This is your chance.
Don't blow it.
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By the way,
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I'm gonna be openly gay.
I'm not gonna hide it.
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I was the first person
hired for that season.
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Starring Terry Sweeney!
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He was taking a big risk.
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Lorne had already
talked to Randy Quaid.
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Randy'd been in
the Vacation picture.
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He was really funny in that.
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Bank's been after me
like flies on a rib roast.
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Well, I thought
he's a serious actor.
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Randy Quaid for The Last Detail.
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But then he said he could play
Ronald Reagan too,
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and I was like, oh, okay.
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Randy Quaid!
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I think I had
something to prove,
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which was that it had more
to do with talent than anything.
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I tried to find the people
that I thought
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were the most talented,
and I was starting from scratch.
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We went to Chicago.
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Joan Cusack
was the first person we saw.
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Tom was smitten immediately.
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I'm flattered.
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Ooh, this girl's great!
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Joan Cusack!
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We saw Nora Dunn.
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I did Pat Stevens
in my audition.
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There's bad things
happening in the world.
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That was a character I created
in high school.
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Racism and wars and terrorism
and that kinda thing,
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but I still... I love hats.
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- Nora Dunn!
- I was in Chicago...
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Oh!
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...performing
with a comedy group
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called All You Can Eat.
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We're going to liven up
the activity a little bit
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by adding defense
to figure skating.
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Franken was really nice.
He said,
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"You remind me of a...
cross between Albert Brooks
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and Eugene Levy."
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Like, ah. So a Jew.
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That's accurate.
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I saw some shows
in Canada
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and brought Mark McKinney
and Bruce McCulloch down.
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Ready for a story?
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I belonged to a Canadian
comedy troupe, Kids in the Hall.
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Lorne said, "Are you doing
anything in October?"
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I took him literally and said,
"Well, we have shows booked."
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We went
to Los Angeles.
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We saw Lovitz
at a Groundlings show.
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Nobody was laughing
except for Al.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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And I remember thinking,
"Thank God that guy
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from Saturday Night Live
is laughing."
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And we're back.
What a game it's going to be!
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I'm Vinnie Barber, the voice...
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He did this thing where he
was a baseball announcer,
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then he goes...
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Oh! I don't believe it!
It's over the roof!
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Small moments
really capture you,
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and you realize somebody's
really good on television.
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And look at this, a mackerel
with a ball in his mouth.
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Well, who woulda believed it?
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That's apparently
what got me the show.
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Jon Lovitz!
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We had a good run
at The Comedy Store.
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Dennis Miller was that night.
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Reagan's our president again.
I think Reagan's a nice man.
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Good leader.
Getting up there, though.
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I said to Lorne,
"He'll kill on Update."
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When a man gets to be 70
we oughta start voting on him
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at the end of each week.
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Dennis Miller!
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And then Damon Wayans.
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Yeah. I got fired.
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We gonna talk about it.
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I felt like I was born to be
on Saturday Night Live,
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and so I was not nervous at all
for the audition.
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We have speed.
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I was like, bring it.
Let's go.
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I had been working
on characters--
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-Homey D. Clown.
-Good evening, Yaku.
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Men on Films.
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Let's go out.
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-Anton.
-How you doin', Mrs. Wayans?
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It's a pleasure
to meet your acquaintance.
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I laughed so hard,
I embarrassed myself.
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Featuring Damon Wayans!
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We found Danitra
working at Bloomingdale's.
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Welcome to Bloomingdale's.
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Won't you try our new
liberated fragrance, Feminist?
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She was in
the lingerie department.
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I'm working here at Bloomie's
on account of a work
exchange program
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with Bellevue Hospital.
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I'm living in the Intensive
Identity Crisis wing
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'cause I can't believe
that I'm Black.
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I said, "Danitra, you're hired
for the show.
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You can quit your job."
She was like, "No.
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I'm not quitting my job."
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Danitra Vance!
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And then Lorne
had the genius idea
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to take the cast of the
Breakfast... Club
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and try to do sketch comedy
with them.
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It's the shits, huh?
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I got the call.
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I remember just being shocked.
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I was gonna be live
from New York, you know.
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On a show that meant
so much to me as a kid
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growing up in New York,
you know?
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I wanted to go younger.
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I perhaps went too young,
but I wanted to go younger.
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Anthony Michael Hall!
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And his manager said
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you would probably want
his best friend.
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I went, "Who's his best friend?
I'll see him."
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How are ya?
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Michael Hall said to me,
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"I'm gonna go do SNL.
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I'm gonna get you an audition.
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I bet you're gonna
get on the show too."
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Still waiting for that bastard
to repay a favor 40 years later.
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- I was just walking by.
- The mic is on Joan.
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Come on, Iron Man.
You got it in ya.
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Does the phrase "chowder"
mean anything to you?
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Oh, yeah. It says to me "fish."
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Excuse me. I see that
your boyfriend has showed up.
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Well, mm-hmm.
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Okay. Hire him.
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Live from New York,
the press conference
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to introduce
the new cast members
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of Saturday Night Live.
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Al Franken.
Not a cast member.
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Randy Quaid, a cast member.
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Michael Hall, a cast member.
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Robert Downey, a cast member.
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- Danitra Vance.
- We were the cast
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that came back
with Lorne Michaels,
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and a lot was expected of us.
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But Lorne's career
was on the line,
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'cause he came back.
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Hi, there.
Thank you for coming.
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The stakes were high, but...
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I think it started to feel weird
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near the beginning.
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It was not a cohesive
kind of cast feel.
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NBC is banking
on the chemistry
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between Randy Quaid,
Anthony Michael Hall,
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- Robert Downey...
- One of the problems
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is that you have a lotta
young people, a young cast.
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It's just something I really
have always wanted to do,
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and, uh...
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As a teenager, honestly, I was
very nervous, very excited.
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I-I've really loved the show
for a long time.
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But I don't know if I felt
like I knew how to fit in.
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Next thing you know,
you're at 30 Rock
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with the team and Lorne.
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Everyone was a newcomer
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and everyone was getting
acclimated at the same time.
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Once you get to 8H
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you feel like, "Ooh, I'm walking
in these hallowed halls."
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This must be a dream.
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But we hadn't worked
together before.
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And there was no clicking
in the beginning.
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That was hard.
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I knew Eddie Murphy.
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I need a couple of bananas.
How much are they?
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The buffet plate is 12.50...
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And Eddie's advice to me was,
"Write your own sketches.
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Otherwise they gonna give you
some Black people shit to do,
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and you ain't gonna like it."
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Go ahead. Take those bananas.
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I remember
that first show.
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There really
was a lot of rehearsal.
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We had written
quite a lot.
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Madonna will host
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on the November 9th
season premiere.
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And Madonna,
God bless her,
agreed to do the first show,
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which gave it the right
kind of style and, um...
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and we took off.
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There are helicopters
around 30 Rock that week.
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Madonna is a movie star,
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a rock video sensation.
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The world's most
public woman.
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- She is Madonna.
- Oh!
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It was a massive story,
It was two things
coming together.
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- Lorne Michaels returning...
- -Lorne Michaels is returning
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after a five-year absence.
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...and Madonna
had just married Sean Penn.
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This was the scene
at the Malibu, California home.
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Everybody was gonna be
looking at the show.
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Watch this Saturday
when I host the season premiere
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of Saturday Night Live.
It'll be hot.
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It was such
an eye-grabbing choice
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that people had to watch it.
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Hi, everybody.
My name is Madonna,
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and I'll be your comedy
love slave for the evening.
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And it was exciting for me.
Harder than I'd recalled.
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It was, um...
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Marika!
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I had a sketch on.
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I was...
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just... petrified.
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* Talking away, ooh *
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* I don't know, oh,
what to say *
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* I say it anyway... *
Come on, everybody.
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In retrospect, it doesn't
make me laugh very much, but...
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I mean, it was goofy.
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You just had to go for it.
I was doing the salsa.
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- We're wearing tights.
- I was actually
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an extra in it as well.
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When I watch the show again
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what I'm not hearing is laughs.
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* Ay, ay, ay, me! *
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Que bueno, sí?
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It was very exciting,
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but then everything kind of--
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I just knew the sense
was that it wasn't good
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because it was like a funeral.
330
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It was a lot of dark humor.
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00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,499
National Inquirer
Theatre
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ended with Marilyn Monroe
being murdered.
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- It just doesn't make sense.
- Sweet dreams, Marilyn.
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It was mostly strange,
conceptual ideas.
335
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A little too much spice
and maybe not enough
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bread and butter sketches.
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Yes, you're going to Hell
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for the life of false values,
empty ambition, and raw greed.
339
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We had this idea
we would have a spot
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for different comedians.
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Penn & Teller took that spot.
342
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My name is Penn Jillette.
This is my partner Teller.
343
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We are Penn & Teller!
344
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The first thing we did
was the water tank.
345
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,337
We didn't know how to do that.
346
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,340
And we didn't even
get it right for the show.
347
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,676
He has sworn
that he will not breathe again
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until I find a card selected
by a member of this audience.
349
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,748
Lorne never knew this,
350
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,718
but we were very close
to the trick not working at all.
351
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,420
I was gonna open that valve,
352
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,956
and it would have destroyed
Studio 8H.
353
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,758
King of Spades?
Where's the damn card?
354
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,660
That would have been the end
of our career in show business.
355
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:12,165
Ladies and gentlemen, Teller,
and is that your card?
356
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,502
You feel the
nervousness with everybody--
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00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:19,172
the producers, the writers,
the cast.
358
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Because the show wasn't funny.
359
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We knew. We all knew.
360
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,180
Well, we've come
to the end of our show.
361
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Show... show...
362
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,052
And I don't think
the cast was featured much.
363
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,421
It didn't introduce us.
364
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,123
Thank you for coming!
365
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,858
I don't know why
it works this way,
366
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:42,228
but you can more quickly damage
the reputation of the show
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than you can rehabilitate it.
368
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,201
Like one bad show can sink you,
369
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,603
and then it takes you
almost a full season
370
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:54,274
for people to go, "You know,
it has gotten better."
371
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,210
But I think the critics
had a lot to do
372
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,212
with coloring the perception
of the show.
373
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,353
Okay.
374
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:10,023
"Saturday Night Live
now a theater of cruelty.
375
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,659
Fold up the tent
and let the series die."
376
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,430
"The new
Saturday Night Live
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00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,666
is for people
who get their kicks..."
378
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,605
"...tearing wings off flies."
379
00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,610
Flush it, trash it,
kiss it goodbye.
380
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,246
It was Lorne Michael's return
381
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,548
so it had more attention
than usual.
382
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,752
"Struggles
at the new Saturday Night.
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Tasteless and witless."
384
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,204
When I think back on it,
385
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,573
I think that the viewers
had some questions.
386
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:04,344
Why did Lorne leave?
Why did he come back?
387
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,479
And where were all their
388
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,382
favorite funny people
from the previous season
389
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,718
like Martin Short
and Julia Louis-Dreyfus
390
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,852
and Billy Crystal?
391
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:16,723
How did we get here?
392
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:20,727
To answer that,
we must travel back in time.
393
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:25,498
So there's two paradigms
to casting Saturday Night Live.
394
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:30,770
One is you go out
and you hire basic unknowns,
395
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,505
and you develop them.
396
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,209
The second was what Dick did
in season 10.
397
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,978
He put together a Murderers' Row
398
00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:42,115
of people that we knew,
399
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,417
Billy Crystal chief among them.
400
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,721
Ooh. Do I still look marvelous?
401
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,290
Season 10.
402
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,692
Just a thrilling year for me.
403
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,929
We weren't coming to it
as young, fresh-faced kids
404
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,597
right out of Second City.
405
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,602
We were older. We were seasoned.
406
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,972
The only drug we did was Maalox.
407
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:10,110
Officially, it's got, you know,
like zero acceptance, you know.
408
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,278
I don't swim.
409
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,181
Marty,
and Billy Crystal, of course,
410
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,218
Chris Guest, and Harry Shearer--
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00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,686
they were all people that,
I suppose,
412
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,755
could have been
in the original cast.
413
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,291
Which I mean in the best sense.
414
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,460
You know, when you laugh,
your little things,
415
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,896
they go bumpy bumpy
bumpy bumpy bumpy.
416
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,932
Oh! You were marvelous!
417
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,803
And at the end of that season...
418
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,406
This wrap party
at Rockefeller Center
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00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,108
celebrates not just
the end of a season's work.
420
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,245
It also celebrates
a ratings upswing.
421
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,280
...Brandon Tartikoff
calls me
422
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,650
and asks if I would become
the permanent host,
423
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,752
but it would be only on
once a month.
424
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,022
Would you be interested?
I said, let me call everybody
425
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,290
and make sure.
426
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,859
And then he never
called me back.
427
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,262
And so what happened was
in the interim,
428
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,863
Dick left,
429
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,732
and Lorne came back
430
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,902
and wanted to reinvent the show
with a whole new cast,
431
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:13,440
wanted to start from scratch,
didn't want anybody back.
432
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,241
Good night, everybody.
433
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,844
My year was done, you know.
434
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,579
That was it.
435
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,149
The show is about
people at the beginnings
436
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,517
of their careers.
437
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,253
The Baby Boom Generation
had dominated the show
438
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,690
for ten years,
so I decided to clean house.
439
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:35,362
But I don't think
that the audience understood
440
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,230
why they were seeing
all these new faces,
441
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,866
just a complete wholesale
changeover.
442
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,104
And so you take
this group of people,
443
00:21:44,204 --> 00:21:45,772
the cast and the writers,
444
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,608
who've just been
through the dark side
445
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,845
in episode one with Madonna...
446
00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:55,582
they're looking for love,
enlightenment,
447
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:59,619
some great material so they
can say, "Okay, we're back."
448
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,788
Ladies and gentlemen,
449
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,890
Chevy Chase!
450
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,995
He will help us.
He's the godsend.
451
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,263
Thank you very much.
452
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,536
You know that expression
"Never meet your idols"?
453
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,805
So, Mr. Chase,
the cast wanted me to ask you
454
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,775
if you could give us any advice,
something that would help us.
455
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,044
Chevy was kinda mean
to us.
456
00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,612
Certainly. Uh...
457
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,949
when you're having a barbecue,
never pour the charcoal fluid
458
00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,418
right on the charcoals.
459
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,687
Wait till, you know,
then light the charcoals.
460
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,355
-'Cause it'll go boom.
-Yeah.
461
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,390
And he would say, "Well,
462
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,959
it'll never be what it was
in the beginning."
463
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:42,696
-Can I ask one more question?
-I'm afraid I don't have time.
464
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,131
-Thanks, Marge. Use an ointment.
-Oh!
465
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,133
And good for you. Yeah. Okay.
466
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,537
After the debacle
of the Madonna episode,
467
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:54,407
it turns out to be just as bad,
if not worse.
468
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,714
The old ways failed,
469
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:04,718
but new signs of hope emerged
with a twist of the truth.
470
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,653
The following
471
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,388
is a public service message
472
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:11,291
from Pathological Liars
Anonymous.
473
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,526
Hello. My name
is Tommy Flanagan,
474
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:17,063
and I'm a member of
Pathological Liars Anonymous.
475
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,665
In fact, I'm a...
476
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,767
I'm the president
of that organization.
477
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,036
I did my liar character
the second show.
478
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,772
You'd be surprised
how many famous people belong.
479
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:30,677
In fact, at one of the meetings
I met my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
480
00:23:33,313 --> 00:23:34,514
Yeah, that's the ticket!
481
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,915
I didn't know what to do
with the character
482
00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:37,951
after the first time,
didn't have a clue.
483
00:23:38,051 --> 00:23:41,154
So Lorne said, you should
write it with A. Whitney Brown.
484
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,322
What did he say?
485
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,290
Oh, Whitney. Jesus!
486
00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:45,692
He let himself go.
487
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:49,396
- Gimme a big hug.
- -Thank God you showed up.
488
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,164
Now I have to mention you.
489
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,932
I mean, Lovitz,
490
00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,768
he is a ham.
491
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:59,339
And that opens up so many
great possibilities for writing.
492
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:02,008
Yeah, that's the ticket.
493
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,945
Whitney said,
why don't we make the lies
494
00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:07,681
just ridiculous?
495
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,049
What are ya in for?
496
00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:11,685
I used to rob five banks a day
six days a week.
497
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:14,754
My day off, I was a pickpocket.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
498
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,890
Within that format,
you can do almost anything.
499
00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:19,859
Well, I went to Rome, you see,
to convert the Pope,
500
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,897
and, uh, I was kidnapped by, uh,
by, uh...
501
00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:26,933
-Hare Krishnas!
-Yeah, Hare Krishnas. Yeah.
502
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,003
You know, the whole country
was imitating my character,
503
00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:31,071
like everybody.
504
00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:32,772
That's the ticket!
505
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,542
The biggest catchphrase...
Yeah, that's the ticket.
506
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,377
...that came out of the show,
I think, ever.
507
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,245
You know, I built this studio.
508
00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:41,348
My name is Tommy Flanagan.
509
00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:42,782
The Tommy Flanagan?
510
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,784
People were starting to come up
on the street,
511
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,086
and say,
"My wife, Morgan Fairchild."
512
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:48,521
How do you like that?
My wife paid my bail.
513
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,690
Yeah, my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
514
00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:54,361
Yeah, that's the ticket.
515
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:56,129
He was like the hero.
516
00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:59,499
And like me and Robert Downey'd
be like... what the--
517
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,569
This liar character again.
What's going on?
518
00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:07,273
When someone starts
to really shine, like Lovitz,
519
00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:09,876
we had to keep using him.
520
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,045
But you're not
introducing new actors.
521
00:25:12,145 --> 00:25:14,681
You're not introducing
your new players, so...
522
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,584
-What are you doing, Dan?
-What does it look like?
523
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,853
I can't take it
anymore.
524
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,389
I was always getting
on top of the writers--
525
00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:26,126
you have to get to know these
guys and showcase them more.
526
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,763
But the relationship
between the writing staff
527
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:32,065
and the cast was the issue.
528
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:36,202
I have some memories
of it being difficult, I think,
529
00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:39,639
for the writers to figure out
how to write for this kid.
530
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,042
I think it was a big challenge.
531
00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:43,209
Really?
532
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,511
Sorry.
533
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,713
I mean, okay.
534
00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,115
I could feel something
was wrong,
535
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,786
and that's why I was like,
hey, give me the ball.
536
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,488
I know what this needs, but...
537
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,123
they would shoot my ideas down.
538
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,092
Could you wrap this present
for me, please?
539
00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:03,096
I brought Al Franken a sketch
called "The Gifted Wrapper."
540
00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,865
* I'm the gifted wrapper
and this is what I do *
541
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,901
* I wrap your package
while I rhyme to you... *
542
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:10,637
And he read the sketch
and was like,
543
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:15,075
"Mm. I-- Mm.
I just don't get the rap thing."
544
00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:18,445
I was like, yeah,
but 50 million other people do.
545
00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,513
* Yeah, ha-ha-ha *
546
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:22,248
-* Ha-ha-ha-ha *
-I had a real thing
547
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:24,951
about the writers,
'cause I didn't go to college.
548
00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:28,221
How's a guy from Harvard
gonna write for me?
549
00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:29,723
Mm, ah...
550
00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:32,325
But I never had trouble
writing my own material.
551
00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:36,129
You know, Mr. Minster,
it's, uh, ironic
552
00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,398
that you're here today
because Chaka Khan
553
00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:39,933
will be here tomorrow.
554
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:44,004
Nora did write for herself.
555
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:46,940
Nora created the Pat Stevens
character, which was hilarious.
556
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,975
Muslims denounce
the names we had
557
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,911
because they were branded on us
by the white slavemaster
558
00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:54,547
such as Malcolm X, Muhammad Ali,
559
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:58,351
-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
-Mr. T?
560
00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:00,353
No, I know exactly
what you mean,
561
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:04,157
because some people call me
Patty and it drives me bananas.
562
00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:05,358
Um...
563
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,628
I had written my material,
564
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,864
but we didn't have
just comedians on there.
565
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,967
We had actors, people
that I recognized from film.
566
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:18,104
They needed a script.
They needed a character.
567
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:21,875
That's just not
what Saturday Night Live is.
568
00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:27,947
My first hosting job
for SNL
569
00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,750
in only like the fourth episode
570
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:34,020
of this brand-new company...
571
00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:37,090
I-I remember having the feeling
572
00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:40,060
that everybody was trying out
their own material.
573
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,362
Basically,
it's a career move.
574
00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:43,997
It's finally my chance to prove
575
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:47,167
that I'm more than just another
teen actor, Rat Pat Dougie.
576
00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:50,437
They were trying to make
their own identify
577
00:27:50,537 --> 00:27:52,939
rather than the identity of SNL.
578
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:56,009
I think that was
the whole problem.
579
00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:59,746
But I do remember
580
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,148
doing Master Thespian
with Jon Lovitz.
581
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:05,719
I'm awaiting the arrival of my
mentor and acting teacher...
582
00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:07,320
We gelled beautifully.
583
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:10,457
Oh, Your Majesty,
I am honored by your presence.
584
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:11,791
Thank you!
585
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,094
We did the whole "acting" thing.
586
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:17,497
I mean, people are still yelling
that phrase at me.
587
00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:19,632
Acting!
588
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,601
Acting!
589
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,037
There was this feeling--
"Oh, yeah!
590
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:28,575
Thank God we got a sure thing
at last with Lovitz."
591
00:28:29,476 --> 00:28:32,879
Lovitz was the
breakout, but Dennis did great.
592
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,814
-Thank you.
-These little points of light
593
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,282
started to emerge.
594
00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:38,284
Dennis Miller
started to, like, cement...
595
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,820
President Reagan
has ordered lie detector tests
596
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,188
for all government employees
597
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,724
with access
to top secret information.
598
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,659
Pretty much the most
tart and cynical
599
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,095
of their political
commentators ever.
600
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,031
Reagan answered, "I don't know,"
to all 15,
601
00:28:51,131 --> 00:28:53,566
and a machine said
he was telling the truth.
602
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,537
Weekend Update was
this little island of success
603
00:28:57,637 --> 00:28:59,139
all the way through.
604
00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,907
I'm gonna have to take
a look-see.
605
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,842
I remember
the John Lithgow show
606
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,377
being very strong.
607
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:07,013
It puts other problems
in perspective when something
608
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,549
like this happens.
Makes you kinda wanna...
609
00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:13,653
Partly because John Lithgow was
a really great live performer.
610
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:16,122
- Ooh!
- I've got it.
611
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:19,059
-Oh-- uhh--
-My God, that's the biggest bug
612
00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:22,862
-I've ever seen!
-Look at the size of that thing!
613
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,365
But they're digging themselves
614
00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:29,369
out of a really, really big hole
from the first two weeks.
615
00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:38,011
The season
was approaching a tipping point,
616
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:40,647
but nothing turns around
a bad week quicker
617
00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:42,148
than a good host.
618
00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,784
Just ask anyone who was there
for the next episode.
619
00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:49,155
Any questions?
620
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,624
I don't know how many times
I've done the show,
621
00:29:51,725 --> 00:29:53,026
but it's still--
622
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,862
How many times? Have I done ten?
That's ten hosts?
623
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,897
-Yeah.
-Ten hostings, yeah. Okay.
624
00:29:57,997 --> 00:30:00,166
That's a big deal, man.
That's a big deal.
625
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,402
Four, three,
626
00:30:02,502 --> 00:30:04,871
two, one...
627
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,741
You don't get to ten
unless you have one.
628
00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:09,676
* Joy to the world *
629
00:30:09,776 --> 00:30:11,745
* The Lord is come *
630
00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:14,581
They lit
the Rockefeller Center
631
00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:17,817
Christmas tree that Monday.
632
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,719
* Prepare him room... *
633
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,888
And I'm on SNL
for the first time.
634
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,324
It is the single most
635
00:30:24,424 --> 00:30:27,527
exciting thing
that has happened in my career.
636
00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:31,264
You meet everybody on Monday.
637
00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:35,435
They write all Monday night
and all Tuesday night.
638
00:30:35,535 --> 00:30:39,305
And I had never been
in a writer's room.
639
00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:42,375
There was no way you were
gonna tear me outta there.
640
00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:45,278
It was too-- I had tickets
to the inner sanctum.
641
00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:48,782
Tom Hanks sat in
to write a little bit.
642
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:51,551
I'd never had a host before
sit in.
643
00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:54,154
Today's my first day.
644
00:30:54,754 --> 00:30:56,156
I know.
645
00:30:57,424 --> 00:31:00,293
Al and I had written this sketch
called "Quirky."
646
00:31:00,393 --> 00:31:02,929
-Oh, "Quirky."
-We had had it at readthrough
647
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:05,031
three or four times
before Tom Hanks.
648
00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:07,334
To this day,
when I see Al Franken,
649
00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:10,937
I always go, "Do you think this
week we'll get 'Quirky' on?"
650
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:14,307
And then Tom Hanks
read "Quirky."
651
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,376
Oh.
652
00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:19,579
You could tell right away
that he was made for this--
653
00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:21,014
made for this job.
654
00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:23,316
Ladies and gentlemen,
655
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,618
Tom Hanks!
656
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,759
The cliché of saying
it was a dream come true
657
00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:34,160
doesn't do it justice.
658
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,963
It's a fantasy made real.
659
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,065
Every Saturday night,
I'd watch the show
660
00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:43,136
and I'd sit there and think,
someday.
661
00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:47,374
Someday I'm gonna watch the show
on my own TV.
662
00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:52,679
I was amazed because
everything got laughs.
663
00:31:52,779 --> 00:31:56,282
On this edition
of Entertainment Tonight.
664
00:31:59,486 --> 00:32:02,288
Al and Tom,
they said can you do that thing?
665
00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:04,557
Can you make the sound
of Entertainment Tonight?
666
00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:07,727
"You mean like boo-boo-boo?"
"Yeah, do that, do that."
667
00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:11,331
...died today at the old washed
up actors' home in Van Nuys.
668
00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:12,999
Boo-boo.
669
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,402
Tom Hanks's
first time hosting,
670
00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:17,437
I'd written a piece about
two fishermen
671
00:32:17,537 --> 00:32:19,973
talking about how they love
and hate the sea.
672
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,410
I hope that
today our catch will be good.
673
00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:26,112
At some point,
Randy's mustache gets wet...
674
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,182
Oh, you...
675
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:32,218
And for the first time,
my sketch gets laughs.
676
00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:37,190
...when I hear the sea
laughing at us!
677
00:32:41,928 --> 00:32:43,797
So, "Quirky."
678
00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:46,299
A married couple
go out to dinner
679
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,501
and they talk about
how close they are.
680
00:32:48,601 --> 00:32:51,204
I don't think
that there is anything
681
00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,606
in your innermost thoughts
that could surprise me
682
00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:56,876
or shock me because
we know each other so well.
683
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:59,312
Well, here's something.
684
00:33:00,113 --> 00:33:02,082
"You know, sometimes
I have this fantasy..."
685
00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:04,284
...that you die.
686
00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:10,090
Just has it very...
detailed, worked out.
687
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,525
The only solution, of course,
is one of those
688
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,629
18 or 19-year-old au pair girls
from Sweden or Germany.
689
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,935
-Does she cook?
-Oh, sure, great cook.
690
00:33:22,035 --> 00:33:23,436
Oh. What does she cook?
691
00:33:23,536 --> 00:33:26,072
Uh, it's spaetzle, this
noodle dumpling kind of thing.
692
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:28,041
The kids love it.
You should see 'em--
693
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,043
"More spaetzle, more spaetzle."
694
00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:31,711
"More spaetzle, more spaetzle."
695
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,082
- My sister?
- That's the magic elixir
696
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,985
everybody hopes for.
697
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,187
Here's your steak knife, sir.
698
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,556
-Aah!
-Aah! I stabbed her!
699
00:33:43,656 --> 00:33:46,493
Lorne Michaels said,
"Pretty good show Saturday.
700
00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:49,295
Pretty good show.
Good efforts, everybody.
701
00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:51,898
Any ideas for this week?
Anybody? Anybody?"
702
00:33:51,998 --> 00:33:53,199
Good night, everybody!
703
00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,335
Thanks!
704
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,404
The fact that they just
put their head down
705
00:33:57,504 --> 00:34:00,273
and plowed through it was
actually a life lesson for me.
706
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,409
Don't read the bad reviews,
707
00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:05,712
'cause someone out there
is just gonna hate your guts.
708
00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,584
We needed time to gel,
709
00:34:11,685 --> 00:34:15,321
find our strengths
and find our voice.
710
00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:19,192
But I'll tell you something
about 8H.
711
00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:21,528
Lorne always protected us
712
00:34:21,628 --> 00:34:24,831
and really supported
the performers.
713
00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:29,069
It was such a big deal
that Terry Sweeney was cast
714
00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:32,038
as the first openly gay
cast member
715
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,074
I would say, not only of SNL
716
00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:36,409
but, like, in TV.
717
00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:39,779
And I feel like he doesn't get
the credit that he deserves
718
00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:43,817
for really being the first
and breaking that mold.
719
00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:45,251
That was a big deal
720
00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:49,022
in a very closeted
Reagan-era world.
721
00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,824
-Now gimme a baby!
-Miss, I'm gay!
722
00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:55,662
A homosexual, a screaming nance,
a screaming queen, a mince.
723
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,696
Oh, lady, please!
724
00:34:56,796 --> 00:34:59,966
-What are you trying to say?
-I'm a fag, lady.
725
00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:01,501
Fag with a capital F!
726
00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,470
I remember telling
a friend of mine
727
00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:06,439
I got SNL and I'm gonna be
openly gay about it
728
00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,475
and he goes,
"Wow, you're so brave.
729
00:35:08,575 --> 00:35:12,012
I could never throw my career
away like that."
730
00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:19,352
In 1985, there were thousands
of people dying of AIDS.
731
00:35:19,452 --> 00:35:22,222
If you were gay, you were
in your own horror movie.
732
00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:24,457
And now, in 1985,
Hollywood again
733
00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,960
is gripped by paranoia,
this time provoked
734
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:29,095
by the tragic AIDS outbreak.
735
00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,764
So pinklisting, we took it on.
736
00:35:33,266 --> 00:35:36,136
-Okay, rolling. Speed.
-Sound.
737
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:38,405
Angel, I want you to know,
738
00:35:38,505 --> 00:35:40,340
I'm not just doing this
for the money.
739
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,743
Oh! Oh, oh!
740
00:35:43,843 --> 00:35:45,578
Wait a minute.
741
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:47,380
You're gay!
742
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,317
Yes, I'm gay.
And now you all know.
743
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,586
The bravest thing we could do
744
00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:57,057
was to go straight in to go,
"There's AIDS.
745
00:35:57,157 --> 00:35:59,726
People are hiding
about being gay.
746
00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:01,327
People are dying.
747
00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:04,631
-This exists."
-I admire your guts.
748
00:36:04,731 --> 00:36:07,734
And I think you should know
that I'm gay too.
749
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:09,169
-So am I.
-Me too.
750
00:36:13,106 --> 00:36:16,409
Living out this little charade,
you know, was not our choice.
751
00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:18,244
It was a matter of survival.
752
00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,213
I suppose you wouldn't know
about that.
753
00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:21,948
I got letters from people
who said,
754
00:36:22,048 --> 00:36:26,086
"I'm here with my parents
who are laughing at the show
755
00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,788
and they don't know I'm gay."
756
00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:34,527
And, um, "I saw another
gay person on television.
757
00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:36,663
That changed my life."
758
00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:49,909
"The weird year"
is the polite way to put it.
759
00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:52,812
Most people say to me
it was "the bad year"
760
00:36:52,912 --> 00:36:54,280
that we were on.
761
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:57,684
It was a whole new thing.
Lorne was coming back in
762
00:36:57,784 --> 00:37:00,653
after the dark years
of someone else.
763
00:37:00,754 --> 00:37:02,822
He was just exploding
with ideas.
764
00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:06,259
I remember we didn't think
we belonged there.
765
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:09,129
We were just weird, weird guys
766
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,598
who did this weird little show
767
00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:14,000
that we really, really liked.
768
00:37:15,769 --> 00:37:18,438
And then,
because of Lorne Michaels,
769
00:37:18,538 --> 00:37:21,007
Saturday Night Live
changed everything.
770
00:37:21,107 --> 00:37:24,210
One card, no threads, no wires.
771
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:27,013
It rises right out of the frame.
772
00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:30,617
The upside down bit is probably
773
00:37:30,717 --> 00:37:32,352
the best TV bit we ever did.
774
00:37:32,452 --> 00:37:34,721
- Are we live?
- Yeah!
775
00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:37,190
First of all, it completely
fucked us up.
776
00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:39,259
We were upside down
in the rehearsal
777
00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,027
for an hour and a half.
778
00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:42,829
All the veins in our face broke.
779
00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:46,132
We had a ton of makeup on
to make us look okay.
780
00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:47,534
I think we've shown that
781
00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:49,402
Penn & Teller
don't need gimmicks.
782
00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:51,471
We don't need punchlines.
783
00:37:51,571 --> 00:37:54,474
We are, indeed, the best
magicians working today.
784
00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:56,543
We are Penn & Teller,
785
00:37:56,643 --> 00:37:58,545
no longer comedy magicians,
786
00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:01,147
but, rather, real magicians.
787
00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:08,288
I remember Lorne Michaels
saying to us,
788
00:38:08,388 --> 00:38:10,790
"You can write a seven.
789
00:38:10,890 --> 00:38:14,994
You can push your way through
to an eight or nine.
790
00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:19,699
But you don't get a ten unless
there's a lot of luck involved."
791
00:38:21,668 --> 00:38:25,638
That's the only ten
we've ever had on the show.
792
00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:33,013
That 11th year was probably
the biggest risk
793
00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:37,350
where the division between what
worked and what did not work--
794
00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:39,052
ooh, that was painfully obvious.
795
00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:45,692
We learned that stuff,
even if it looks promising,
doesn't always fly.
796
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:48,995
It's a little bit like those
old films of airplanes
797
00:38:49,095 --> 00:38:51,664
before the Wright Brothers
trying to take off and you go,
798
00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:53,333
"Hey, that one
looks pretty good."
799
00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:54,968
It's flapping along, then,
800
00:38:55,068 --> 00:38:56,736
oh, the wings broke off.
801
00:38:57,704 --> 00:39:01,141
If it didn't pop,
that was running a risk
802
00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:03,410
that the critics would say
803
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:06,312
this whole format
doesn't work anymore.
804
00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:15,622
Anytime it seems easy
and flowing and inevitable,
805
00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:18,158
there's danger at the door.
806
00:39:18,925 --> 00:39:21,761
Enter!
I'll tell you what happened.
807
00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,864
I don't know what you heard,
but this is what happened.
808
00:39:24,964 --> 00:39:29,703
What happened was
everything Eddie said came true.
809
00:39:29,803 --> 00:39:32,572
They start writing me
in their sketches,
810
00:39:32,672 --> 00:39:35,275
and there was one sketch
in particular...
811
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:38,345
I'll raise you $2,000.
812
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,647
Milk Dud, you know
my ranch, don't ya?
813
00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:43,149
Yessir, Bat.
Used to work there.
814
00:39:43,249 --> 00:39:44,651
It a good ranch.
815
00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:47,587
Would you ride out there
and look under my mattress?
816
00:39:47,687 --> 00:39:49,689
I think I got some money
stashed there.
817
00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:53,593
-Yessir.
-No, wait. I spent that.
818
00:39:53,693 --> 00:39:55,695
And I'm like, hell, no.
I said, listen,
819
00:39:55,795 --> 00:39:59,099
my mother gonna watch this show.
I can't do this.
820
00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:00,867
I won't do this.
821
00:40:02,869 --> 00:40:05,338
He was mad because he felt like
he couldn't be funny
822
00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:06,906
the way he's funny.
823
00:40:07,007 --> 00:40:09,542
But we were very young,
and there's a lot at stake.
824
00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:12,379
- Is this on?
- No.
825
00:40:12,479 --> 00:40:14,347
We get this sketch
826
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:17,617
where Jon Lovitz
is playing Mr. Monopoly.
827
00:40:17,717 --> 00:40:20,887
Yes, I wrote
the "Mr. Monopoly" sketch.
828
00:40:20,987 --> 00:40:23,323
I think you left out
the word classic.
829
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,625
The classic
"Mr. Monopoly" sketch.
830
00:40:25,725 --> 00:40:27,761
* Who's that fella
in the big top hat *
831
00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:30,230
* Buyin' up the real estate
just like that? *
832
00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:32,966
* Mr. Monopoly *
833
00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:35,068
Griffin Dunne
was hosting.
834
00:40:35,168 --> 00:40:37,737
Griffin Dunne
is arrested by two sheriffs.
835
00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:39,639
Hey, man,
watch the suit.
836
00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:42,542
Shut up before I kick you
in your puny behind.
837
00:40:42,642 --> 00:40:44,678
Oddly enough,
that was the sketch
838
00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,247
I thought went the best
during dress.
839
00:40:47,347 --> 00:40:49,282
I'm playing a, um...
840
00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:51,084
a sort of Scarfacey kinda guy.
841
00:40:51,184 --> 00:40:53,853
We got the whole transaction
on videotape, Corosco.
842
00:40:53,953 --> 00:40:57,190
Three eyewitnesses saw you
kill that undercover cop.
843
00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:58,925
Afternoon, gentlemen.
844
00:40:59,025 --> 00:41:01,661
I believe you're detaining
an Angel Corosco.
845
00:41:01,761 --> 00:41:04,397
I am representing him
in this matter.
846
00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:07,500
"Get outta jail free"?
847
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,969
You're that guy from the game.
848
00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:12,605
So we did the sketch,
then after dress rehearsals,
849
00:41:12,706 --> 00:41:13,873
from 8 to 10,
850
00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:16,543
Lorne and the writers
go over the show.
851
00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:19,679
They'll maybe do 14 sketches,
they cut six,
852
00:41:19,779 --> 00:41:21,715
-and that leaves eight.
-Yes, come.
853
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:24,451
- Come to Haiti.
- Damon was unhappy,
854
00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:26,786
and he had a history
with sketches getting cut.
855
00:41:26,886 --> 00:41:30,056
Come on. What are you, chicken?
856
00:41:30,156 --> 00:41:32,192
* Mr. Monopoly *
857
00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:33,960
And I snapped.
858
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:36,730
I just did not care.
859
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:39,666
-Hey, easy on the suit.
-Oh, shut up and sit down.
860
00:41:39,766 --> 00:41:41,668
Damon starts doing his lines
861
00:41:41,768 --> 00:41:44,004
like a very effeminate gay guy.
862
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,706
Yeah, you going to jail
for a long, long time.
863
00:41:46,806 --> 00:41:47,974
I wouldn't be so sure
about that.
864
00:41:48,074 --> 00:41:49,743
My lawyer's gonna be here
any minute.
865
00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:52,178
I don't think you get
the message, Corosco.
866
00:41:52,278 --> 00:41:53,146
We got ya cold.
867
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,849
I purposely did that,
868
00:41:55,949 --> 00:41:58,084
'cause I wanted him to fire me.
869
00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:01,054
Yes, we got the whole
transaction on videotape.
870
00:42:01,154 --> 00:42:04,824
We got three people that saw you
kill that undercover cop.
871
00:42:04,924 --> 00:42:07,260
I thought it was weird,
872
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,062
but people still laughed.
873
00:42:09,162 --> 00:42:12,999
And then Lorne fired him pretty
much as he walked off the stage.
874
00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:16,403
Having not fired anybody
875
00:42:16,503 --> 00:42:17,904
for the first five years,
876
00:42:18,004 --> 00:42:22,275
it was really, really hard,
but it had to be done.
877
00:42:22,375 --> 00:42:24,144
* Mr. Monopoly *
878
00:42:25,211 --> 00:42:29,416
Damon broke
the ultimate golden rule,
879
00:42:29,516 --> 00:42:32,419
which is no surprises.
880
00:42:32,519 --> 00:42:34,587
You cannot go rogue.
881
00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,956
You cannot try
to steal a sketch.
882
00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:39,826
A lot of people don't know this
about Saturday Night Live,
883
00:42:39,926 --> 00:42:43,063
but the actual amount of
improvisation on that show
884
00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:44,698
is minuscule.
885
00:42:44,798 --> 00:42:47,033
Maybe one line a year.
886
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:49,769
I would bet one line
every five years.
887
00:42:49,869 --> 00:42:51,271
Good night, everybody!
888
00:42:51,371 --> 00:42:55,241
After the show, I said
that was career suicide.
889
00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:57,677
Tom Davis said,
890
00:42:57,777 --> 00:42:59,112
"No, no, no.
891
00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:01,948
We are all going to be
standing in line
892
00:43:02,048 --> 00:43:05,652
within three years
to see a Damon Wayans movie."
893
00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:08,088
You know,
"That was not career suicide."
894
00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:11,558
That was a career move.
895
00:43:11,658 --> 00:43:13,727
See, now what we have here
896
00:43:13,827 --> 00:43:17,430
is a failure to communicate.
897
00:43:18,531 --> 00:43:22,068
I think when Damon got fired,
I think that shook people up.
898
00:43:22,168 --> 00:43:25,271
'Cause it just was like
a schism, you know?
899
00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:26,706
Um...
900
00:43:26,806 --> 00:43:28,875
Yeah, at some point
there was kind of a chill
901
00:43:28,975 --> 00:43:30,910
like, "We might not
finish the season."
902
00:43:31,011 --> 00:43:33,947
I mean, that definitely
happened.
903
00:43:35,915 --> 00:43:39,786
Doing Saturday Night Live
is a difficult task.
904
00:43:39,886 --> 00:43:41,955
You guys had better
quit doing this.
905
00:43:42,055 --> 00:43:44,624
You're gonna hurt yourself
one of these days.
906
00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:46,559
And if it's not clicking...
907
00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:47,994
Whoa!
908
00:43:48,094 --> 00:43:50,363
...it's an impossible task.
909
00:43:51,898 --> 00:43:55,535
Stay with me.
910
00:43:55,635 --> 00:43:57,771
I need you now more than ever.
911
00:43:57,871 --> 00:44:00,874
There was another dip
for a while.
912
00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:03,343
- Thank you, Dennis.
- Successive shows
913
00:44:03,443 --> 00:44:06,212
that just, um...
914
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,215
Because the show
was a little in disrepair,
915
00:44:09,315 --> 00:44:11,851
it was hard to get hosts
to want to be on the show.
916
00:44:11,951 --> 00:44:13,887
I don't mind making a fool
out of myself.
917
00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:16,423
I don't think I'd be here
tonight otherwise.
918
00:44:19,059 --> 00:44:21,027
I asked a few of my friends
to do the show.
919
00:44:21,127 --> 00:44:23,797
-Can you give me a light?
-No. I don't smoke.
920
00:44:23,897 --> 00:44:25,632
No, I mean a Bud Lite.
921
00:44:27,801 --> 00:44:29,969
Uh...
922
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:32,105
It was just enormously
frustrating,
923
00:44:32,205 --> 00:44:34,774
and I remember George Meyer
going,
924
00:44:34,874 --> 00:44:37,744
"Show dying!
925
00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:41,514
Show... dying!"
926
00:44:41,614 --> 00:44:43,950
And I'd go, "Okay, George."
927
00:44:44,050 --> 00:44:46,353
Let's go.
928
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:50,924
Hard to believe, but I think
the boys wrote that themselves.
929
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:53,393
At the time,
it almost seemed shameful.
930
00:44:53,493 --> 00:44:55,595
-Oh, no!
-Oh, wow.
931
00:44:55,695 --> 00:44:58,231
It's some sort
of malfunction here.
932
00:44:58,331 --> 00:45:01,401
Shameful for the show
to have to find its way again.
933
00:45:01,501 --> 00:45:03,036
You know, um...
934
00:45:04,504 --> 00:45:06,006
Yeah.
935
00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:10,243
Then there's the reviews.
Why, they've all been, uh...
936
00:45:10,343 --> 00:45:13,480
and we have a new cast, yeah!
Yeah.
937
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,949
Are you gonna talk
to Lorne about season 11?
938
00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:19,185
-Gee.
-Ask him if he ever got scared.
939
00:45:19,285 --> 00:45:21,888
Lorne, were you ever
really scared? I can't--
940
00:45:21,988 --> 00:45:24,090
He's such a master
at this stuff,
941
00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:26,693
but I cannot imagine he knew
how it was gonna play out.
942
00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:32,799
Yeah, um,
I think the '85 season
943
00:45:32,899 --> 00:45:35,201
was two steps forward,
one step back.
944
00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:37,704
Somebody would be brilliant
and then...
945
00:45:37,804 --> 00:45:39,673
but I realized that it was...
946
00:45:39,773 --> 00:45:41,675
it was not meshing.
947
00:45:44,310 --> 00:45:46,346
You gotta feel for everybody,
right?
948
00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:48,515
Because Al and Tom--
949
00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:50,383
"Are we really in charge?"
950
00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:54,554
I mean, who's really in charge?
There was a lot of gray.
951
00:45:57,924 --> 00:45:59,993
Lorne asked me
and Tom to produce,
952
00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:03,763
and Lorne was the executive
producer, I guess.
953
00:46:03,863 --> 00:46:05,565
And he was the boss.
954
00:46:06,733 --> 00:46:10,070
We were trying to get
things done in the morning.
955
00:46:11,371 --> 00:46:16,076
But when our executive producer
Lorne came in at 4 or 5:00,
956
00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:18,978
he would change our decisions.
957
00:46:20,547 --> 00:46:21,881
And so...
958
00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:25,618
eventually, nobody did anything
until Lorne came in.
959
00:46:26,353 --> 00:46:28,154
One of the legacies
of season 11
960
00:46:28,254 --> 00:46:31,424
is that Brandon calls Lorne...
961
00:46:32,092 --> 00:46:34,994
...well into the season
and says,
962
00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:37,931
"You gotta run this show
like you're the boss."
963
00:46:38,031 --> 00:46:41,868
And so, uh,
that constantly came back.
964
00:46:41,968 --> 00:46:45,171
And I knew the direction
I wanted to go.
965
00:46:45,271 --> 00:46:46,639
Here we go. Stand by.
966
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:50,677
I started to go back to,
"Well, I might as well do a show
967
00:46:50,777 --> 00:46:51,778
that I'd like to see."
968
00:46:54,047 --> 00:46:57,717
We began taking
bigger chances, I think.
969
00:46:57,817 --> 00:46:59,886
He's putting up a brave front.
970
00:46:59,986 --> 00:47:01,921
Hi, everybody.
Uh, can I get your attention
971
00:47:02,022 --> 00:47:03,423
just for a second?
972
00:47:03,523 --> 00:47:06,192
As you all know, uh,
the network has decided
973
00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:09,329
to bring in Francis Ford Coppola
to direct tonight's show.
974
00:47:09,429 --> 00:47:13,400
This means that he has
complete creative control.
975
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:16,102
The conceit was that Coppola
was directing the show.
976
00:47:16,202 --> 00:47:20,440
It created a nice kind
of surreal meta effect.
977
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:23,043
I want you all to go out there
and do the best show
you can tonight.
978
00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:25,912
We've got George Wendt as host
from Cheers.
979
00:47:26,012 --> 00:47:27,247
It could be a great show.
980
00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:29,582
"Hey, you wanna host
Saturday Night Live?
981
00:47:29,683 --> 00:47:32,852
Francis Ford Coppola's
gonna direct," and I was like,
982
00:47:32,952 --> 00:47:33,987
yeah!
983
00:47:34,087 --> 00:47:38,024
I'm a huge fan. Huge.
984
00:47:38,124 --> 00:47:41,795
I wasn't expecting him
to really direct, but...
985
00:47:47,233 --> 00:47:49,402
This was
the only time ever
986
00:47:49,502 --> 00:47:52,605
they didn't play the theme song
from Saturday Night Live.
987
00:47:54,307 --> 00:47:57,477
But they had
musical guest Philip Glass.
988
00:47:57,577 --> 00:48:00,013
Francis. Francis.
989
00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:01,681
Excuse me for asking,
but is it true
990
00:48:01,781 --> 00:48:05,318
-you're, uh, the boss now?
-Well, I'm directing the show.
991
00:48:05,418 --> 00:48:09,522
Thank God! Finally someone
who knows what they're doing.
992
00:48:09,622 --> 00:48:12,325
You're the only one
that can save this sinking ship.
993
00:48:12,425 --> 00:48:15,128
Thank you, Terry,
but I've really got to go along.
994
00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:18,631
This show tonight's gonna be
my ode to live television.
995
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:21,768
Brilliant! Lorne never
would have thought of that.
996
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,675
To walk out to home base...
997
00:48:28,775 --> 00:48:30,877
Place, New York City.
998
00:48:30,977 --> 00:48:32,712
Time, now.
999
00:48:32,812 --> 00:48:34,647
Eerie Philip Glass music.
1000
00:48:39,919 --> 00:48:41,855
It was daunting.
1001
00:48:41,955 --> 00:48:43,423
Boy!
1002
00:48:44,124 --> 00:48:45,558
Thanks very much.
1003
00:48:45,658 --> 00:48:48,528
I have to say this has really
been a hectic week for me
1004
00:48:48,628 --> 00:48:50,864
and quite a contrast
from the past few months
1005
00:48:50,964 --> 00:48:54,067
when I've basically just been
sitting around on a bar stool
1006
00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:56,236
drinking beer all day.
1007
00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:59,139
And, of course, before that
I was working hard on Cheers.
1008
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,207
All right, cut.
Great. Great.
1009
00:49:01,307 --> 00:49:02,876
Why are we stopping now?
1010
00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:04,244
Don't worry, George,
you were great.
1011
00:49:04,344 --> 00:49:06,413
But I wanna get one more take
just to be sure.
1012
00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:10,016
Well... that was, uh,
kind of a joke, Francis.
1013
00:49:10,116 --> 00:49:11,951
I don't know if they're
gonna laugh again.
1014
00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:14,454
Don't worry about it.
You stand by.
1015
00:49:14,554 --> 00:49:17,323
I would say a lot of times,
I go, "We're live
1016
00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:20,560
but we're not taking
advantage of it," you know?
1017
00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:23,730
And Francis Ford Coppola,
he used the show.
1018
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:27,967
So when he says that,
I want you to react by laughing.
1019
00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:29,602
But if you don't
feel like laughing,
1020
00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:33,707
go back and remember
something from your childhood.
1021
00:49:34,974 --> 00:49:36,443
Francis was one of those shows
1022
00:49:36,543 --> 00:49:38,611
you knew right away
that it was gonna work.
1023
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,349
Quite a contrast
from the past few months
1024
00:49:42,449 --> 00:49:44,784
where basically I've been
sitting on a bar stool
1025
00:49:44,884 --> 00:49:46,119
drinking beer all day.
1026
00:49:48,888 --> 00:49:52,892
And then before that,
I was working on Cheers.
1027
00:50:01,801 --> 00:50:03,436
Okay. You know...
1028
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,776
When Francis came,
1029
00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:12,412
he brought the whole cast
together.
1030
00:50:13,413 --> 00:50:15,815
It was the first time
that that happened.
1031
00:50:15,915 --> 00:50:18,351
-Aah!
-You're not shot, go out there
and get those batteries.
1032
00:50:18,451 --> 00:50:20,653
- No, I'm shot!
- What's the problem?
1033
00:50:20,754 --> 00:50:23,456
-Michael-- he's been shot.
-Wait. You're not using
1034
00:50:23,556 --> 00:50:25,592
live ammunition are you,
Mr. Coppola?
1035
00:50:25,692 --> 00:50:28,495
Of course I'm using live ammo.
It's a live show, isn't it?
1036
00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:30,296
-Oh, my God!
-Well, that's what this show
1037
00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:31,898
has been lacking,
a sense of danger.
1038
00:50:31,998 --> 00:50:35,969
We wanted to do the
whole show as a single piece.
1039
00:50:36,069 --> 00:50:39,172
Francis has found himself
on this failing show
1040
00:50:39,272 --> 00:50:42,342
going through this crisis
of confidence.
1041
00:50:42,442 --> 00:50:46,246
Maybe I have lost it.
Maybe I never had it.
1042
00:50:46,346 --> 00:50:48,815
Maybe I just got lucky
with The Godfather
1043
00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:51,418
and Godfather II,
The Conversation,
1044
00:50:51,518 --> 00:50:53,920
- and Apocalypse Now...
- Which was exactly
1045
00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:56,423
the same as the cast.
1046
00:50:56,523 --> 00:50:58,725
See what I'm up against?
I've been here five months.
1047
00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:01,661
All I play is supporting roles,
and now I have six shows left
1048
00:51:01,761 --> 00:51:03,663
-in which to emerge, I mean...
-Absolutely.
1049
00:51:03,763 --> 00:51:06,066
-I just feel lost.
-I hear you, I hear you.
1050
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:10,437
He just gave everybody
renewed energy
1051
00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:12,238
to go out and try
and do the show.
1052
00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:13,807
That was the theme of that show.
1053
00:51:13,907 --> 00:51:18,445
Well, you know, improvise.
Do something really unusual.
1054
00:51:18,545 --> 00:51:20,847
Let them see you.
Shake them up a little bit.
1055
00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:23,383
You're so on the money.
I've been playing it too safe.
1056
00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:25,285
-Thank you.
-Yeah, all right.
1057
00:51:25,385 --> 00:51:27,721
-Who was that?
-Everybody was in the show
1058
00:51:27,821 --> 00:51:30,824
and everybody had more to do
than they ever did.
1059
00:51:30,924 --> 00:51:32,959
Okay. Cue to art card.
1060
00:51:33,059 --> 00:51:34,728
How did he do that?
1061
00:51:34,828 --> 00:51:37,430
Guess who's going to be
the new Sparkledent girl!
1062
00:51:37,530 --> 00:51:39,699
Danitra
really loved that episode.
1063
00:51:39,799 --> 00:51:42,268
Francis Ford Coppola
comes in and goes...
1064
00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:43,703
The scene doesn't seem
to have anything to do
1065
00:51:43,803 --> 00:51:45,705
with the Black experience.
Don't you agree?
1066
00:51:45,805 --> 00:51:48,942
-Um, I-I guess so.
-Could I see the writers?
1067
00:51:49,042 --> 00:51:50,677
Writers, get in here!
1068
00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:52,645
She loved it.
1069
00:51:56,316 --> 00:51:58,918
Why aren't any Black women
writers on the show?
1070
00:51:59,019 --> 00:52:02,322
She was letting go
all that that was underneath.
1071
00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:05,191
They don't know me.
1072
00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:09,329
They don't know the real me.
This isn't me.
1073
00:52:09,929 --> 00:52:12,665
I am... somebody!
1074
00:52:12,766 --> 00:52:16,202
Never seen an episode of SNL
that looked like that. Never.
1075
00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:18,772
It was-- it was groundbreaking,
I thought.
1076
00:52:19,706 --> 00:52:23,209
Were the ratings good?
I mean, did it-- no?
1077
00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:26,546
For that episode,
it didn't move the needle?
1078
00:52:26,646 --> 00:52:29,949
You know, unfortunately the show
was not popular at the time,
1079
00:52:30,050 --> 00:52:32,886
so it didn't get
the positive attention
1080
00:52:32,986 --> 00:52:34,654
that I think it would have
1081
00:52:34,754 --> 00:52:37,957
if, you know, the show
had the wind at its back.
1082
00:52:42,629 --> 00:52:45,498
The Coppola episode
was great,
1083
00:52:45,598 --> 00:52:49,302
but there was so much toothpaste
out of the tube on the season
1084
00:52:49,402 --> 00:52:51,604
that you just couldn't
shove it back in.
1085
00:52:51,705 --> 00:52:56,076
* I see a new horizon *
1086
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:58,411
* My life has only begun... *
1087
00:52:58,511 --> 00:53:02,349
I mean, that was so
experimental and so re-imagined,
1088
00:53:02,449 --> 00:53:04,317
you can't do that every week.
1089
00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:06,720
So how'd you like
doing the show?
1090
00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:09,556
The horror... the horror.
1091
00:53:09,656 --> 00:53:13,526
How do you think we feel?
We're-- we're the producers.
1092
00:53:23,169 --> 00:53:27,540
So it had always been
part of the Lorne mystique
1093
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,476
that he didn't like
to fire people.
1094
00:53:29,576 --> 00:53:31,778
It was difficult for him
to do that.
1095
00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:34,748
So the last show
of the season...
1096
00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:39,753
Lorne had Damon come back
and do stand-up.
1097
00:53:39,853 --> 00:53:42,822
Ladies and gentlemen,
Damon Wayans.
1098
00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:47,527
Lorne is a very
forgiving man.
1099
00:53:49,596 --> 00:53:52,132
And I think he just wanted
to let me know
1100
00:53:52,232 --> 00:53:53,700
that he believed in me.
1101
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,403
Your sister so black, every time
she go to night school,
1102
00:53:56,503 --> 00:53:58,471
the teachers mark her absent.
1103
00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:06,479
But so much was going on,
1104
00:54:06,579 --> 00:54:09,916
SNL was on the verge
of being canceled.
1105
00:54:13,953 --> 00:54:16,556
I think everybody
was just waiting
1106
00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:18,892
for what the verdict
was gonna be.
1107
00:54:19,492 --> 00:54:21,628
You wanted to know
what was happening,
1108
00:54:21,728 --> 00:54:24,264
but Lorne was usually
playing it close to the vest.
1109
00:54:25,065 --> 00:54:28,968
There was so much
pressure that it wasn't working.
1110
00:54:29,069 --> 00:54:33,039
They needed to see some sort of
radical bloodbath, you know.
1111
00:54:33,807 --> 00:54:37,310
No. I didn't think
we were gonna be fired.
1112
00:54:37,410 --> 00:54:40,780
We'll get a chance
to work this out.
1113
00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:45,185
I just didn't think
that we were that bad.
1114
00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,653
Imagination...
1115
00:54:46,753 --> 00:54:49,489
I mean, look, there was
such doom and gloom
1116
00:54:49,589 --> 00:54:51,691
heading into the last episode
1117
00:54:51,791 --> 00:54:54,861
they decided to do
what they're paid to do,
1118
00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:58,865
which is make fun of it,
see if we get a laugh out of it.
1119
00:55:02,602 --> 00:55:05,305
Angelica Houston
was hosting the show.
1120
00:55:06,039 --> 00:55:08,408
And Billy Martin,
the manager of the Yankees,
1121
00:55:08,508 --> 00:55:10,877
- was hosting too.
- She the host?
1122
00:55:10,977 --> 00:55:14,914
-I thought you were, Billy.
-We kinda both are, I guess.
1123
00:55:15,015 --> 00:55:17,317
Billy Martin was like
this loose cannon
1124
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,786
famous baseball manager.
1125
00:55:19,886 --> 00:55:21,821
That's it.
You can't do live television.
1126
00:55:21,921 --> 00:55:24,457
You've been blowing cues
all night, you're fired.
1127
00:55:24,557 --> 00:55:25,959
-Outta here.
-Good! Good!
1128
00:55:26,059 --> 00:55:29,562
So I tied that in with this idea
of a cliffhanger,
1129
00:55:29,662 --> 00:55:32,332
that Billy Martin's
bitter at Lorne Michaels.
1130
00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:33,967
The hell with you!
1131
00:55:34,067 --> 00:55:38,038
And he ends up
setting the studio on fire.
1132
00:55:39,606 --> 00:55:41,508
Hey, hey, hey.
1133
00:55:41,608 --> 00:55:43,476
-Good show, everybody.
-Yeah!
1134
00:55:43,576 --> 00:55:45,945
Nobody knew
how bad it was
1135
00:55:46,046 --> 00:55:47,547
until the table read
1136
00:55:47,647 --> 00:55:51,084
where there was a fire.
1137
00:55:51,184 --> 00:55:54,387
It's hard to believe we're not
gonna be back till next October.
1138
00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:56,823
But in a table read,
1139
00:55:56,923 --> 00:56:00,760
like nobody has the balls
to say, "Fuck."
1140
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:04,064
I don't know about you guys,
but I am pumped for next year.
1141
00:56:04,164 --> 00:56:05,231
-Yes!
-Yeah!
1142
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,503
Danitra and I went into a huddle
and we both-- she went,
1143
00:56:11,004 --> 00:56:13,673
"We're not gonna get out
of that fire alive."
1144
00:56:13,773 --> 00:56:16,743
Hey, does anybody smell
gasoline?
1145
00:56:19,112 --> 00:56:21,948
Nobody was happy
with that fire.
1146
00:56:22,048 --> 00:56:24,718
-Billy, what are you doing?
-I'm setting the room on fire.
1147
00:56:24,818 --> 00:56:26,820
-That's what I'm doing.
-What do you mean?
1148
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:30,657
Lorne played it
so perfectly, too.
1149
00:56:30,757 --> 00:56:34,227
Billy, are you crazy?
If you set the cast on fire...
1150
00:56:34,327 --> 00:56:39,032
"They won't be able to come back
to do the show next year."
1151
00:56:41,501 --> 00:56:43,169
I've gotta go in there.
1152
00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,677
What are you doing?
I've gotta wave goodbye.
1153
00:56:50,777 --> 00:56:53,279
Don't ask questions.
Go downstairs to my limousine
1154
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:54,881
and wait for me there.
1155
00:56:54,981 --> 00:56:58,551
-Writers, writers.
-Yes, Mr. Michaels.
1156
00:56:58,651 --> 00:57:00,487
There's some candy
and chocolates
1157
00:57:00,587 --> 00:57:02,455
in the dressing room.
Go help yourself.
1158
00:57:02,555 --> 00:57:03,857
God, it was misery.
1159
00:57:03,957 --> 00:57:06,926
I remember watching it
on a monitor up on 17.
1160
00:57:07,027 --> 00:57:10,263
I was just kind of, you know,
in a blanket shivering
1161
00:57:10,363 --> 00:57:12,265
like a rescue dog.
1162
00:57:12,365 --> 00:57:14,000
Help yourself.
1163
00:57:17,003 --> 00:57:19,806
They had a cannon
fired at them.
1164
00:57:36,956 --> 00:57:39,759
Just the very fact
that they could do that...
1165
00:57:41,027 --> 00:57:42,962
...that's a pretty powerful
statement
1166
00:57:43,063 --> 00:57:46,266
about their insecurity,
the instability of the show.
1167
00:57:47,233 --> 00:57:51,471
And they might as well
have put a question mark
1168
00:57:51,571 --> 00:57:54,007
next to the three initials
"SNL."
1169
00:57:55,342 --> 00:57:58,278
What have we done
that's so horrible?
1170
00:57:58,378 --> 00:58:02,048
You can fire me. Do you have
to actually set fire to me?
1171
00:58:05,085 --> 00:58:07,854
Who was the audience
for that sketch?
1172
00:58:08,588 --> 00:58:10,623
It meant nothing
to the audience at home.
1173
00:58:10,724 --> 00:58:13,093
It was to the network.
1174
00:58:14,094 --> 00:58:16,096
It was a declaration.
1175
00:58:16,196 --> 00:58:19,833
We had to clean house.
1176
00:58:23,236 --> 00:58:25,305
It was a hard year, you know,
1177
00:58:25,405 --> 00:58:27,173
and I...
1178
00:58:27,273 --> 00:58:31,177
nobody knew if the show was
gonna get picked up, you know?
1179
00:58:31,277 --> 00:58:33,146
It was up to Brandon Tartikoff.
1180
00:58:33,246 --> 00:58:36,049
...Brandon Tartikoff,
president of NBC Entertainment.
1181
00:58:39,352 --> 00:58:42,655
At the end
of that season, around April,
1182
00:58:42,756 --> 00:58:45,358
Brandon Tartikoff,
who was head of NBC,
1183
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:46,726
called me.
1184
00:58:46,826 --> 00:58:49,429
They never call the manager
with good news.
1185
00:58:49,529 --> 00:58:50,930
Yeah, Brandon.
1186
00:58:51,031 --> 00:58:54,768
Brandon told me
that, after 11 years,
1187
00:58:54,868 --> 00:58:57,871
Saturday Night Live was over.
1188
00:58:58,972 --> 00:59:00,607
There's gonna be no next year.
1189
00:59:01,307 --> 00:59:04,444
And I didn't argue with him
at that time.
1190
00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:06,713
Honest. I'd like to say I did,
1191
00:59:06,813 --> 00:59:09,115
but Lorne knew everything
that was going on.
1192
00:59:12,085 --> 00:59:15,855
I had a kind of
existential moment.
1193
00:59:19,492 --> 00:59:20,927
Should it exist?
1194
00:59:22,028 --> 00:59:24,230
Was it worthwhile
that it existed?
1195
00:59:26,099 --> 00:59:27,901
Was it just habit?
1196
00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:32,839
Maybe it was time.
1197
00:59:35,141 --> 00:59:36,209
And I told my wife,
1198
00:59:36,309 --> 00:59:39,913
and she said,
"How dare you let this happen?"
1199
00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:45,919
I go, "What do you mean?"
"You can't let them do that
1200
00:59:46,019 --> 00:59:48,121
after 11 years
and what Lorne's done."
1201
00:59:51,858 --> 00:59:53,793
No, I'm not married to her
anymore,
1202
00:59:53,893 --> 00:59:56,129
but that's the best thing
she ever did.
1203
00:59:57,163 --> 01:00:00,934
So I called Brandon back
and I said we have to talk.
1204
01:00:01,034 --> 01:00:04,871
You can't cancel it.
Give Lorne another year.
1205
01:00:06,339 --> 01:00:10,910
When push came
to shove, Brandon Tartikoff
1206
01:00:11,011 --> 01:00:14,547
decided to give Lorne Michaels
another chance.
1207
01:00:14,647 --> 01:00:16,383
He believed in Lorne.
1208
01:00:16,483 --> 01:00:18,218
Ladies and gentlemen,
1209
01:00:18,318 --> 01:00:21,755
our boss, Brandon Tartikoff.
1210
01:00:21,855 --> 01:00:23,857
To put a finer point
on it,
1211
01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:26,659
season 11 may have been
the gut check
1212
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,829
that NBC needed to realize
1213
01:00:29,929 --> 01:00:33,466
this thing is bigger
than just a bad episode
1214
01:00:33,566 --> 01:00:34,768
or a bad season.
1215
01:00:34,868 --> 01:00:36,036
We can ride it out.
1216
01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:38,371
Thank you,
and we'll be right back.
1217
01:00:39,906 --> 01:00:42,709
I knew, after having been
1218
01:00:42,809 --> 01:00:45,145
beaten up for a year,
1219
01:00:45,979 --> 01:00:47,847
I was completely determined.
1220
01:00:47,947 --> 01:00:50,016
Now I had something
to prove again.
1221
01:00:50,116 --> 01:00:53,086
The only thing that was wrong,
we had no cast.
1222
01:00:53,186 --> 01:00:54,721
Except for Lovitz.
1223
01:00:57,223 --> 01:01:00,326
They asked me,
"Who do you work well with?"
1224
01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:02,629
And Lovitz said Hartman.
1225
01:01:02,729 --> 01:01:04,998
Level with me.
If you're unhappy with my work,
1226
01:01:05,098 --> 01:01:06,900
-tell me now!
-All right. Everyone says
1227
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,368
you're the worst doctor in town!
1228
01:01:08,468 --> 01:01:10,437
Don't leave me hanging
by a thread. If you're unhappy,
1229
01:01:10,537 --> 01:01:13,073
-give it to me straight!
-All right. You're through!
1230
01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:14,808
You'll never work
in this town again!
1231
01:01:14,908 --> 01:01:17,177
I kept Jon and Nora,
1232
01:01:17,277 --> 01:01:19,279
Dennis and Whitney.
1233
01:01:19,379 --> 01:01:22,615
Oh, no, no.
No need to overreact, please.
1234
01:01:22,716 --> 01:01:23,817
I vouched for Dana.
1235
01:01:23,917 --> 01:01:25,785
This is my impression
1236
01:01:25,885 --> 01:01:28,088
of a very pretentious rock star.
1237
01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:30,123
I think all of us
1238
01:01:30,223 --> 01:01:33,093
at one time in our lives
wanted to be a rock star.
1239
01:01:33,193 --> 01:01:36,763
The next season
was experienced writers
1240
01:01:36,863 --> 01:01:39,933
writing for experienced
sketch performers.
1241
01:01:40,033 --> 01:01:41,634
Dana Carvey and Jan Hooks.
1242
01:01:41,735 --> 01:01:43,236
Jan Hooks. Hello. Hi.
1243
01:01:43,336 --> 01:01:46,673
These are all-time
sketch performers.
1244
01:01:46,773 --> 01:01:50,710
* She's cold as ice *
1245
01:01:51,311 --> 01:01:53,813
We started to get
people in again
1246
01:01:53,913 --> 01:01:56,683
whose one focus was to be funny.
1247
01:01:56,783 --> 01:01:58,785
* Paradise *
1248
01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:02,989
* And the feelin' *
1249
01:02:03,556 --> 01:02:04,891
Look, it's me.
1250
01:02:04,991 --> 01:02:07,761
Can you imagine that?
Oh, who woulda thought?
1251
01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:10,864
* Was so nice *
1252
01:02:10,964 --> 01:02:13,867
Lorne pulled it out
of the fire again.
1253
01:02:15,735 --> 01:02:19,339
People were doing bits
they had brought to the show.
1254
01:02:19,439 --> 01:02:21,875
Well, isn't that special?
1255
01:02:24,077 --> 01:02:27,147
The performers
were completely in the zone.
1256
01:02:27,247 --> 01:02:29,349
* Sha! Uhh! *
1257
01:02:30,183 --> 01:02:34,554
I remember Jim Downey saying
the audience feels safe.
1258
01:02:35,922 --> 01:02:37,791
And...
1259
01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:42,062
The cast had arrived
that second season.
1260
01:02:42,162 --> 01:02:44,731
Geez, now there's something
I don't hear often.
1261
01:02:45,265 --> 01:02:47,367
There'd been
a codification
1262
01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:50,203
of a right way and a wrong way
to do Saturday Night Live,
1263
01:02:50,303 --> 01:02:52,339
and I think it had to be
blown up...
1264
01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:54,808
and the '85 season
allowed it to be blown up.
1265
01:02:54,908 --> 01:02:56,409
Judges?
1266
01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:58,645
And it worked.
1267
01:02:58,745 --> 01:03:00,914
We had one of the best casts
we ever had
1268
01:03:01,014 --> 01:03:02,582
for the next five years.
1269
01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:09,522
* Hee *
1270
01:03:09,989 --> 01:03:11,991
Wow.
1271
01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:15,595
But I like to think
that the seeds of that
1272
01:03:15,695 --> 01:03:18,598
were sown that year
of going, like,
1273
01:03:18,698 --> 01:03:22,102
"What are we doing wrong here?"
and figuring that out.
1274
01:03:22,802 --> 01:03:24,070
And going back,
really, probably,
1275
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:27,407
to what the old show was.
1276
01:03:29,075 --> 01:03:31,344
The imagination.
1277
01:03:31,444 --> 01:03:34,614
In this wondrous landscape
of the mind,
1278
01:03:34,714 --> 01:03:36,716
all things are possible
1279
01:03:36,816 --> 01:03:38,718
until we reach
1280
01:03:38,818 --> 01:03:41,955
the Limits of the Imagination.
1281
01:03:42,055 --> 01:03:44,557
Imagination...
1282
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,228
Now you've seen
how close we came
1283
01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:50,397
to a world without
Saturday Night Live.
1284
01:03:51,197 --> 01:03:53,833
What we learned on season 11
opened the door
1285
01:03:53,933 --> 01:03:56,102
to a whole new dimension,
1286
01:03:56,202 --> 01:03:59,172
the one you know today
where SNL endures.
1287
01:03:59,506 --> 01:04:02,242
But it wouldn't have
been possible without
1288
01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:03,810
the weird year.
1289
01:04:03,910 --> 01:04:05,779
The weird year...
1290
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:10,617
Okay. Just suspend your
imagination for a second,
1291
01:04:10,717 --> 01:04:11,951
as I say...
1292
01:04:12,052 --> 01:04:14,254
Hi. I'm Madonna.
1293
01:04:14,354 --> 01:04:16,289
I said Madonna.
1294
01:04:16,389 --> 01:04:18,358
I said Madonna!
1295
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:21,695
I guess she didn't get
the applause she wanted.
1296
01:04:21,795 --> 01:04:23,329
Thank you.
1297
01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:25,331
That's more like it.
1298
01:04:25,432 --> 01:04:27,200
As you may recall...
1299
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:29,769
"...one year ago tonight,
I hosted the premiere episode
1300
01:04:29,869 --> 01:04:30,970
of Saturday Night Live."
1301
01:04:31,071 --> 01:04:32,339
"Therefore, NBC has asked me
1302
01:04:32,439 --> 01:04:34,040
to read the following
statement..."
1303
01:04:34,140 --> 01:04:37,544
"...concerning last year's
entire season."
1304
01:04:39,846 --> 01:04:41,614
-Are you ready?
-Ready?
1305
01:04:41,715 --> 01:04:43,650
-Ready?
-Ready?
1306
01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:46,519
"It was all a dream..."
1307
01:04:46,619 --> 01:04:49,556
"...a horrible, horrible dream."
1308
01:04:49,656 --> 01:04:51,758
Wow.
1309
01:04:51,858 --> 01:04:52,959
Ha!
1310
01:04:53,059 --> 01:04:54,894
Well, it sounds like us.
1311
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:05,805
It was a great experience
for all the wrong reasons.
1312
01:05:05,905 --> 01:05:07,307
Remember, don't hold a grudge.
1313
01:05:07,407 --> 01:05:10,710
A grudge is very heavy.
It doesn't have a handle. Um...
1314
01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:12,712
What is life
without lessons?
1315
01:05:12,812 --> 01:05:15,448
And the lessons
bring the blessings.
1316
01:05:18,051 --> 01:05:20,954
I learned so much in that year
about what I wasn't.
1317
01:05:21,054 --> 01:05:22,989
I'm afraid you're guilty of
1318
01:05:23,089 --> 01:05:25,959
-over-acting!
-Oh, I'm ruined!
1319
01:05:28,361 --> 01:05:31,831
But there's not a more exciting
90 minutes you can have,
1320
01:05:31,931 --> 01:05:33,933
whether you are any good or not.
1321
01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:36,603
Take it away, boys.
1322
01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:38,371
To the head!
To the head!
1323
01:05:38,471 --> 01:05:40,273
I'm proud
to be a part of it.
1324
01:05:40,373 --> 01:05:41,941
It was like an out-of-body
experience.
1325
01:05:43,443 --> 01:05:46,813
It was the year that allowed
Lorne to keep going.
1326
01:05:46,913 --> 01:05:49,249
Live from New York,
it's Saturday Night!
1327
01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:52,952
Season 11 was like
the fuck-up year you needed
1328
01:05:53,053 --> 01:05:54,587
to get back on track.
1329
01:05:55,288 --> 01:05:57,323
They reached too far
1330
01:05:57,424 --> 01:05:59,926
for a star that was too far away
1331
01:06:00,026 --> 01:06:01,561
and got their arms
lobbed off,
1332
01:06:01,661 --> 01:06:05,498
but then the arm grew back,
and then they seized the star.
1333
01:06:05,598 --> 01:06:06,232
The end.
1334
01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,705
And now, to confuse you
even further...
1335
01:06:11,805 --> 01:06:13,006
Live, from New York...
1336
01:06:13,106 --> 01:06:14,908
-Live, from New York...
-Live, from New York...
1337
01:06:15,008 --> 01:06:16,242
Live, from New York...
1338
01:06:16,343 --> 01:06:18,111
...it's Saturday Night!
1339
01:06:18,211 --> 01:06:20,280
Saturday Night...
1340
01:06:23,516 --> 01:06:25,752
Does this mean
the horrible dream is over?
1341
01:06:27,921 --> 01:06:29,422
I hope so!
1341
01:06:30,305 --> 01:07:30,180
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