The Code

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:01:00,595 --> 00:01:02,597 I can't... 3 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:12,470 You know, I can't even remember the first time, the last... fuck! 4 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:15,808 I can't remember the last time that I 5 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,077 had sex with my girlfriend. 6 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,551 But I'm gonna change that tonight 7 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,054 and I wanna get it on the record. 8 00:01:28,056 --> 00:01:32,594 This is Jay Richard. It's March 14, 2021, at around 11:30 P.M. 9 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,734 I tried. I tried so hard. 10 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,538 Oh god, I don't know. 11 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:52,511 Honestly... another reason why I'm recording this is, 12 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:55,748 she suddenly decided to start making like, 13 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,249 a doc about us. 14 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,554 And I know it's gonna be awesome, 15 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,223 but I just wanna make sure she has my side of things too. 16 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:04,859 You know? 17 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:06,761 Alright. 18 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,466 [ woman moaning on phone ] 19 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,475 What the fuck!? 20 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,408 Hehe. 21 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,711 [ upbeat music begins ] 22 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,446 - Hey. - What's up, Jay? 23 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,148 - Nothing. - What are you doing in here? 24 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,519 Nothing. Nothing? 25 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,922 What you're about to see is the truth, as I lived it. 26 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:40,425 Celine Unger, March 2021. 27 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:44,329 Isn't it crazy how like, everyone is going through this 28 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,499 like together? 29 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:53,939 Love you. 30 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,108 - Love you. - Excuse me, please put your masks on. 31 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:56,742 Celine, you're not gonna help? 32 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:57,344 I'm helping. 33 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,480 You're gonna break our eggs. 34 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:05,483 - Careful! Do I have to be filming this? - Yes. 35 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,652 You know you can fully take your mask off, right? 36 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,020 No. 37 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:08,656 Cheers! Love you. 38 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:13,092 Yeah. What's beautiful about this shot? 39 00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:17,295 Just your profile, the overpass and everything. It's cool. 40 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,964 We would have to get towed away, if we didn't charge it. 41 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:19,832 Morongo. 42 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:21,000 Stop! 43 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:22,902 That's where you're from. 44 00:03:22,904 --> 00:03:25,037 It's gonna be great. We're gonna have a nice week. Love you. 45 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,038 Love you. 46 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,440 All these NPC cars. 47 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,975 You think I can like download this from the car? 48 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:30,611 Seems like it would be mad hard. 49 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,583 [Podcast chatter] 50 00:03:38,186 --> 00:03:42,253 Did you know that America is the Saudi Arabia of wind? 51 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:42,857 Oh my god, get this guy. Get this guy! 52 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,561 - Are you getting him? - Yeah. 53 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:52,798 Why would you wear a mask alone in a convertible? 54 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,166 That's psycho. 55 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:54,769 Hey, lemme ask you a question. 56 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:57,703 Okay. 57 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,304 Do you think putting yourself in the movie changes it? 58 00:03:59,306 --> 00:03:59,807 What? 59 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:03,374 Changes it? It's my movie. 60 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,342 [ car sensor beeps ] 61 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,145 I know, but a document-shit! 62 00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:07,780 [ truck horn blares ] 63 00:04:07,782 --> 00:04:09,215 A documentary is supposed to be objective. 64 00:04:09,217 --> 00:04:11,050 If you put yourself in it, 65 00:04:11,052 --> 00:04:13,418 you could end up going into like, performance mode. 66 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,320 - Performance mode? - Yeah. 67 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,389 Don't you wanna capture something real? 68 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,191 Is this real enough for you? 69 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:19,927 Stop. 70 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:24,329 Celine! Shit! Stop it! 71 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:28,167 - Am I acting real now!? - Okay! Put yourself in your own documentary. 72 00:04:28,169 --> 00:04:30,268 I really don't give a shit 73 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,771 as long as you don't kill us. 74 00:04:31,773 --> 00:04:33,572 Why don't you say that thing you were saying earlier 75 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,373 about our relationship? 76 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:40,212 Does this movie have to be about us and our relationship? 77 00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:44,917 Well, really good question. Um, it's actually not about us or 78 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:48,020 our relationship, it's about COVID-19, the Coronavirus pandemic. 79 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:48,988 Okay, well I haven't consented to being in it. 80 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:51,090 Consented? Seriously? 81 00:04:51,092 --> 00:04:51,991 - Yes! - I don't know if you noticed but we are living, 82 00:04:51,993 --> 00:04:54,727 through a once in a life time catastrophe 83 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,829 and I just wanna capture it while it's happening 84 00:04:56,831 --> 00:04:57,963 because one day it's all gonna be over. 85 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,598 Good. 86 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,867 Yeah, good! Except we'll be so glad it's over 87 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,103 that we'll forget all about it. Everyone will! 88 00:05:04,105 --> 00:05:06,337 And that's why for this movie, 89 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:14,180 every little detail is important. 90 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:17,817 Okay. So you're just gonna film everything, and then what... 91 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:19,084 Like edit it? 92 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,318 Yeah. 93 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,655 That's what a movie is. 94 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:24,389 Focus on the road, babe. Focus on the road. 95 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,292 It's just giving me coordinates. 96 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:28,194 Lemme do that, so you can drive. 97 00:05:28,196 --> 00:05:28,459 - You're not good at navigating. - Lemme do that, so you can drive. 98 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:29,995 [ truck horn blares ] 99 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,197 You see that? You see how it's doing coordinates? 100 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:32,231 What's your code again? 101 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,500 2-4-6-8-0-1. 102 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,534 Mmm, it's not working. 103 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,538 2-4-6-8-0-1... 104 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:41,974 Sorry, it feels different when I hold it in my hand. 105 00:05:41,976 --> 00:05:43,542 It's 3-6-4-8-0-1. 106 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,375 [ truck horn blares ] 107 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,312 Jesus! 108 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:48,848 3-6-4-8-0-1. Say it back. 109 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:51,283 - 3-6-4-8-0-1. - 3-6-4-8-0-1. 110 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:53,552 - 3-6-4-8-0-1. - 3-6-4-8-0-1. 111 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,254 - 3-6-4-8-0-1! - 3-6-4-8-0... 112 00:05:55,256 --> 00:05:56,487 Oh fuck! 113 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,290 [ car tires screech ] 114 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,825 There's nothing actually wrong this tire, I don't understand why 115 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,861 I thought it was a self-driving car. 116 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:03,130 Yeah it is. But you have to turn that feature on. 117 00:06:03,898 --> 00:06:05,132 Design flaw. 118 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,669 What the fuck? 119 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:13,107 Why did I get a car I can't afford to repair? 120 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:15,475 Hey, come over here. 121 00:06:15,977 --> 00:06:17,176 No. No. 122 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,310 Please Jay. 123 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:19,046 Just one. 124 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:22,884 Say "It's windy." 125 00:06:23,918 --> 00:06:24,619 It's windy. 126 00:06:26,187 --> 00:06:27,385 Thank you. 127 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,221 You guys okay? 128 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,689 Uh actually, no. 129 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:31,624 We're having an issue with this tire. 130 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:33,424 You got a jack? 131 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,894 I don't... know. 132 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:36,061 Yeah. No worries. I got one. 133 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:36,597 No problem dude. 134 00:06:37,932 --> 00:06:38,998 Is this safe? 135 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,634 Yeah. 136 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,934 What's going on? 137 00:06:41,936 --> 00:06:43,137 Wow! 138 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,139 Yeah so, yeah... 139 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:47,608 Alright. 140 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,544 Come on keep filming. 141 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,679 What does this have to do with Covid? 142 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,180 So we'll know what to do next time. 143 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,449 So what you just pump it up? 144 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,555 Yeah. 145 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,590 It's just a little debris. 146 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,692 Somebody else's tire. It's not even yours. 147 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,193 How do you know how much to pump it? 148 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,561 With this jack it's like, 149 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,462 1 or 2 pumps, you know. 150 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:12,932 But with your little scissor jack 151 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:13,935 it's probably 10 or 15 rotations. 152 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:17,236 Maybe he doesn't wanna be filmed. 153 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:18,304 Maybe he thinks it's weird. 154 00:07:18,306 --> 00:07:20,606 Do you think it's weird? 155 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,141 I think, it's weird you're talking about it. 156 00:07:22,143 --> 00:07:23,542 Just ask next time. 157 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,044 We're 2 hours and 20 minutes late. 158 00:07:25,046 --> 00:07:26,312 Who cares? 159 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:27,346 It doesn't fucking matter. 160 00:07:27,348 --> 00:07:28,280 It's humiliating. 161 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,982 I said I was sorry. 162 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:31,617 Look. He's. 163 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:32,450 He doesn't give a shit. I texted him. 164 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:32,887 Just deal with it. 165 00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:35,654 Hey, so sorry we're late. 166 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:36,223 All good, man. Welcome! 167 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:38,456 Hi! 168 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,457 Hi! 169 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,826 I'm Celine! 170 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,561 Hi. Parthik. Nice to meet you guys. 171 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:45,698 C! Make sure he's okay with you filming. 172 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,101 Umm, is it okay if I film? 173 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:49,802 Just you know, 174 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:52,237 So we can document the place... 175 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,239 Yeah! Full disclosure she's making a documentary about Covid. 176 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,207 Oh. Actually? 177 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,076 Yeah. 178 00:07:57,078 --> 00:07:58,444 You guys aren't gonna be doing anything illegal 179 00:07:58,446 --> 00:07:59,678 are you? 180 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,280 Not planning on it. 181 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:03,349 Are the owners okay with me filming here? 182 00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:04,950 Oh. Totally. 183 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,685 You have no idea how many freaks we get 184 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,354 for the whole ghost thing. 185 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:10,289 Just don't burn the place down 186 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:11,590 and we'll be all good. 187 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:12,825 Wait. What ghost thing? 188 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:14,159 So, what's the deal? 189 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,461 Should I have mask off 190 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:16,362 for being on camera? 191 00:08:16,364 --> 00:08:17,830 Go for it. 192 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,031 You should probably do the opposite. 193 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:19,965 I'm vaxxed. 194 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:20,966 Had to. 195 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,168 Nice. 196 00:08:22,136 --> 00:08:23,736 Introduce yourself. 197 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:25,104 I am Parthik Miraj. 198 00:08:25,106 --> 00:08:26,238 I'm 35 years old. 199 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,107 And we are here in 200 00:08:28,109 --> 00:08:30,409 beautiful Yucca Valley, California. 201 00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:31,710 How did you get the vax so early? 202 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,445 Is this like considered front line work? 203 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,481 Not technically 204 00:08:35,483 --> 00:08:37,049 but I know a guy in a nursing home 205 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:38,283 and frankly, 206 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,153 it gives me little edge on the competition. 207 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,787 Nice. 208 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,722 I can hook you guys up, if you want. 209 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:44,256 - Sure. - That'd be great. 210 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,592 Oh, shoot. 211 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:47,728 Do you guys mind if I take this call? 212 00:08:48,162 --> 00:08:49,795 No. 213 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:50,863 Feel free to explore, you know... 214 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:51,665 There's all the rooms. 215 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:53,634 Hello? Hey! 216 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,803 So you think this is gonna work for your doc? 217 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:58,706 Yeah! It's awesome. 218 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,306 It's really kinda dark. 219 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,275 Yeah, it's creepy. 220 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:05,611 No, I mean it's like bad lighting conditions. 221 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:06,814 Well, whatever. I'll fix it in post. 222 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,821 Just don't worry about it, okay? 223 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,921 I'm not worried about it. 224 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,222 I'm gonna figure it out. 225 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,891 What are you so fucking unhappy about? 226 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,092 No. I'm happy. I'm great. This is good. 227 00:09:20,094 --> 00:09:22,027 - What do you need? - I don't need anything? 228 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,495 - You need to focus, right? - I do need to focus. 229 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:24,596 Focus on your big, 230 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:25,532 sexy, 231 00:09:25,534 --> 00:09:26,565 crypto... 232 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,866 What are you doing? 233 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,168 I'm just being cute while he's gone. 234 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,002 That guy is still here. 235 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,170 Stop this. 236 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:32,604 We came here to fix our sex problem 237 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,673 I don't... Jay... 238 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,208 Why are you doing this? You're acting like it's a pornography. 239 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:36,809 - Stop! - What? 240 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:37,878 It's a doc. 241 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,114 Don't mind me. 242 00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:43,248 Oh shit! What the fuck's this? 243 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,716 It's just 244 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,318 oxygen like when you're out there. 245 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,786 - Do you guys like hiking? - Not really. 246 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,788 Oh, well, if it strikes you, 247 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,757 San Jacinto and Joshua Tree State Park 248 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,892 are unbelievable. 249 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,562 You're really photogenic. 250 00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:56,163 Why, thank you. 251 00:09:58,232 --> 00:10:02,434 I did the whole actor thing in L.A. for a while, 252 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,069 but that didn't work out, and 253 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,070 this did. 254 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,705 Totally... 255 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,774 Okay, why don't you do the rest of the tour 256 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,612 as the spoiled daughter of a rich Southern family. 257 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,314 Oh my god. 258 00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:18,018 Here I go: 259 00:10:20,421 --> 00:10:21,188 Now 260 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:22,790 this home 261 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:25,824 is to die for. 262 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,059 [ peppy music begins ] 263 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,595 Some of the beautiful features 264 00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:30,329 of this desert gem 265 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:31,663 are a pool, 266 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,764 a hot tub, 267 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,033 an entertainment center, 268 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,803 a D-E-N home safety system. 269 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,771 A home safety system? 270 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,541 Like the landlords are watching us? 271 00:10:41,543 --> 00:10:44,376 Oh, don't you worry your little head about that! 272 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,778 Only your peepers will be on the cameras. 273 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,881 Y'all can just download the app 274 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:49,882 from the app store. 275 00:10:49,884 --> 00:10:51,083 It's as easy as. 276 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:51,952 D-E-N. 277 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,353 Jay, hold this. 278 00:10:54,355 --> 00:10:55,055 Come up with me y'all. 279 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,357 We have 280 00:10:58,359 --> 00:10:59,894 the piece de resistance, 281 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,494 The Boulder Room. 282 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,896 A bed 283 00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:04,765 that is literally 284 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,099 cut into the mountain. 285 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,367 Oh my god! 286 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,234 Jay! 287 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:09,937 Oh, wow. 288 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,205 This is cool. 289 00:11:13,207 --> 00:11:14,473 There ain't nothing like it in this part of town. 290 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:15,642 Wow 291 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:16,576 I occasionally, 292 00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:17,843 pop over 293 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:18,911 and take a little dip 294 00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:20,179 when the house is 295 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:21,413 deserted. 296 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,715 Simply magnificent. 297 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,117 Ain't it? 298 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,052 [ electronic music begins ] 299 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:27,922 [ AI voice ] "Cooking for my impotent boyfriend." 300 00:11:28,657 --> 00:11:30,391 "ErectRX, yum." 301 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,732 "He is going to love this." 302 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:43,804 "All done." 303 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:47,741 [ plucky music begins ] 304 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,984 Jay! 305 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,020 Dinner's ready. 306 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:05,824 Jay 307 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,759 I'm almost done. 308 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,295 The food's gonna get cold. 309 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,799 - Okay. - Almost done what, tapping that stupid, freaking dog? 310 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,170 Celine, this app saves real animals. 311 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:30,150 This looks good. 312 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,560 Shouldn't you be working on your 313 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,394 fungible token? 314 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:44,096 Non-fungible. 315 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,199 It's really good. 316 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,534 But like, 317 00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:50,536 are all the flavors hitting you? 318 00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:53,405 I think that they are. 319 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,976 Well, some of them are gonna hit you really hard. 320 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,285 Boner pills? 321 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:07,522 Fucking phone. 322 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,025 When all this Covid shit started, 323 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:14,026 It really made me think about 324 00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:14,926 how fragile everything was, 325 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:15,961 and how quickly 326 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:16,430 it can fall apart. 327 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,702 Oh! 328 00:13:22,704 --> 00:13:25,103 Whoa... 329 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,140 Life really stopped feeling like a game. 330 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,976 And that's when you know, you really wanna be with someone, 331 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:31,843 who can protect you. 332 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:32,813 Somebody powerful. 333 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,281 Why won't he fuck me? 334 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,283 You'd think with all this like ambient death 335 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,619 some pro-creative instinct would kick in, 336 00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:40,687 but 337 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,122 not for us. 338 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,300 Hey! 339 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:54,569 Hey! 340 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,370 How you doing? 341 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,640 I've been better. 342 00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:02,508 My head feels really weird 343 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,343 and my heart's beating really fast. 344 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:05,112 Oh no! 345 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,515 Take it. 346 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,317 3-6-4-8-0-1 347 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,053 Open up the camera and film. 348 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,159 Hey Mister. 349 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,396 I noticed you were rock hard. 350 00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:25,933 Like these boulders. 351 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,103 Oh yeah, you noticed that? 352 00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:34,473 You seem to know a lot about rocks. 353 00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:35,409 Yeah. 354 00:14:36,778 --> 00:14:39,512 I do. I'm actually umm 355 00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:41,480 a professional. 356 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:45,183 Oh yeah, you're a sexy, little geologist? 357 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,388 Mhhhmm and hardness is my specialty. 358 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,590 Really? So 359 00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,224 where do you think I'm at 360 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,159 on the Mohs Scale? 361 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,361 Why don't you just lie back 362 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,164 and relax. 363 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,334 Okay, but seriously, what do you think? 364 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,771 Is this a 10, like a diamond? 365 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,641 Or more like an 8, like quartz? 366 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,776 What? 367 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:10,444 On the Mohs Scale 368 00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:14,980 Jay, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about? 369 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:15,583 Just keep going. 370 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:22,154 Do you want me to blow you or should we just try to fuck? 371 00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:23,357 Yeah... I mean, I guess we could just try to do it. 372 00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,403 Oh, wow. 373 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,705 It's actually getting soft. 374 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,907 Seriously? 375 00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:42,140 Yeah! 376 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,711 God! That's such a relief. 377 00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:47,012 What the fuck, Jay? 378 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,683 What? I was getting super worried. 379 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,019 Yeah. Worried that we'd actually fuck. 380 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,355 Sorry. 381 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:58,492 [ mysterious music begins ] 382 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,153 3-6-4-8-0-1 383 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,504 [ woman moans on phone ] 384 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,407 Good morning! 385 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:01,909 Good morning... 386 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,378 How'd you sleep? 387 00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:05,945 How'd you sleep? 388 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,312 Good. 389 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,682 Except this noise woke me up. 390 00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:11,117 Oh yeah? 391 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:11,853 What's your phone code? 392 00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:19,058 My phone code? Why? 393 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:21,594 You have my phone code. 394 00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:23,629 So? I'm not doing anything with it. 395 00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:25,196 What are you so afraid of? 396 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,266 What? Nothing. 397 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,435 Alright! Fine. 398 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,906 It's right down the middle, 2-5-8-0. 399 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,240 Thank you. 400 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,109 - I love you. - Love you. 401 00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:38,944 [ electronic music begins ] 402 00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:40,146 [ AI voice ] "Installing the two way app on my boyfriend's phone." 403 00:19:40,148 --> 00:19:42,213 "I love this app." 404 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,316 "Now I can see everything he is doing on his phone." 405 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,119 "Enable front camera and screen recording" 406 00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:48,754 "at the same time." 407 00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:50,856 "Hide the app in his utilities folder." 408 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,024 "He will never know." 409 00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:52,560 "All done." 410 00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,328 Thanks, Jay. 411 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,297 No problem. 412 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,298 - Love you. - Love you. 413 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,736 [ plucky music begins ] 414 00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,369 I mean, yeah! 415 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,972 Everything's on track, you know, 416 00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,541 Let's just make sure we have a contingency or whatever. 417 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,275 What does that mean? 418 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,479 Hey! Jay, can we see the NFTs? 419 00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:14,747 Yeah! 420 00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,182 Here... 421 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:17,616 See! 422 00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,284 - Lemme see. - I've done a lot. 423 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,753 They look good. 424 00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:22,054 So how many of these have you made so far? 425 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,756 I don't know, 150... 200. 426 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:26,357 Do you understand that we need 427 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,360 around minimum 6,000 lower bound, 428 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,763 You can algorithmically generate this. 429 00:20:30,765 --> 00:20:31,697 I've done this like millions of times. 430 00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:32,965 Dagsen! I know, we've talked about this, 431 00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,365 like 30 times. 432 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,266 It makes more sense and it's cooler, 433 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,069 if I make them bespoke. 434 00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:38,838 So they're "Jay Richard Pieces" 435 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,906 not just like bullshit algorithmically designed 436 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:41,907 fucking playing cards. 437 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,075 Listen bro. 438 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,177 The price of CX coin is linked 439 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:46,946 to this NFT launch. 440 00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:48,446 If this fucks up, 441 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,882 our entire community 442 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:51,416 I'm not stressed, you'll have them by Thursday. 443 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,752 Make sure we get 'em by Thursday. 444 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:53,418 Otherwise... 445 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,087 Otherwise, what? 446 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:57,656 We did the pumping, could be time for dumping. That's all! 447 00:20:57,658 --> 00:20:59,491 Jay, are you hearing this right now, man? 448 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:01,694 Yeah! I'm hearing it. 449 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:03,028 This is blowing my mind. I hope it's blowing yours. 450 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:05,898 Keep this all on Signal alright? 451 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,235 - Fucking do not talk to anyone about this. - Finish the fucking designs. 452 00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:10,836 [ phone dings repeatedly ] 453 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:13,506 These fucking Coincels are unbelievable, man. 454 00:21:13,508 --> 00:21:16,041 Hello! Jay, what's up? 455 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:16,909 What's going on with you? 456 00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:17,945 Hello! 457 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,516 [ dramatic music begins ] 458 00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:43,571 [ camera clicks repeatedly ] 459 00:21:47,642 --> 00:21:50,543 So if you could join me over here. 460 00:21:50,545 --> 00:21:50,945 Have you done these before? 461 00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:53,245 Both nostrils? 462 00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:54,445 Both nostrils, 463 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,981 three turns in each one. 464 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,616 Thank you so much for 465 00:21:57,618 --> 00:21:59,084 agreeing to be a part of my 466 00:21:59,086 --> 00:21:59,921 documentary. 467 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,924 I'm worried about Celine. 468 00:22:04,926 --> 00:22:06,692 Is she sick? 469 00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:08,359 No. She's decided to start making like 470 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,494 a personal documentary 471 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,064 about me. 472 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,331 Why? 473 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,700 I don't know. 474 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:16,936 It's a project to document Covid or to... 475 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:19,205 But it's about you? 476 00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,471 I thought I read that this movie's about love? 477 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,507 Is that right? 478 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:22,975 Something like that, yeah. 479 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:23,709 It's about love, 480 00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:24,577 Covid, 481 00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:25,644 kind of everything. 482 00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:27,646 Like the way that the pandemic 483 00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:29,380 has affected dynamics between people. 484 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,449 Specifically couples. 485 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:32,551 That's what I'm worried about. 486 00:22:32,553 --> 00:22:33,986 I don't want it to be one-sided. 487 00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:35,386 I want it to be like three-dimensional. 488 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,589 So I'm wondering, 489 00:22:36,591 --> 00:22:38,657 If I should secretly 490 00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:41,426 film her and film my own doc. 491 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,428 Right. So you can catch her 492 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,331 doing something "problematic", 493 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,699 so you have dirt on her too. 494 00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,035 No, that's not it. 495 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,569 Alright, whatever. 496 00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:52,705 So did you have more 497 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,039 conflict during the lockdown? 498 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,908 Oh yeah! 499 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:57,442 Yeah! I mean it's a lot of concentrated 500 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,844 time together, but we're lucky. 501 00:22:58,846 --> 00:22:59,712 Why lucky? 502 00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:02,480 We enjoy make-up sex. 503 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,448 Is that too much information? 504 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,516 No-no-no. 505 00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:06,118 That's wonderful. 506 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,153 If my wife started to record me, 507 00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:10,455 you know, and my behavior, 508 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,291 I'm thinking that she's setting up 509 00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:14,059 the evidence for a divorce. 510 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,861 Or for you, it would be, you know 511 00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:17,596 maybe what happened to you before. 512 00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:18,364 I don't wanna say "the big C word" but... 513 00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:19,832 You know Celine. 514 00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:21,634 She would not do something like that to me. 515 00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:22,701 I actually can't believe that 516 00:23:22,703 --> 00:23:25,470 you emerged from that so naive. 517 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:29,141 Look, every girl has the capacity to cancel, 518 00:23:29,143 --> 00:23:30,175 given the right conditions. 519 00:23:30,177 --> 00:23:31,777 That's not true! 520 00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:33,478 You know, love is a language, I think 521 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,548 and the more you become fluent 522 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,150 with each others' language, 523 00:23:38,152 --> 00:23:39,785 I think, it gives you a better chance to 524 00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:41,287 create something beautiful. 525 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:41,989 Oh, babe. 526 00:23:43,157 --> 00:23:44,857 Wow! 527 00:23:44,859 --> 00:23:46,025 Well, thanks very much for your time, 528 00:23:46,027 --> 00:23:48,093 and for being so candid. 529 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:48,794 It was our pleasure. 530 00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:50,262 Yeah! You're welcome. 531 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,830 If you get cancelled right now, 532 00:23:51,832 --> 00:23:54,066 it would seriously ruin everything. 533 00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,100 Do you realize that? 534 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:56,969 Oh, I know. I'm broke. 535 00:23:56,971 --> 00:23:59,038 And that's why I'm asking you as a friend, 536 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,472 if you think it's okay, if I secretly film her. 537 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,108 When you're in a house with someone, 538 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:05,177 there's an unspoken agreement, that things 539 00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:07,212 can get recorded in this digital age. 540 00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:09,281 Yes. Exactly! Everyone is being recorded at all times. 541 00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:10,516 So it's like normal. 542 00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:11,383 Yeah! It's totally normal. 543 00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:12,318 It's fine. 544 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,419 What's normal? 545 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:14,553 Oh! Nothing. 546 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,655 Just our non-fungible tokens. 547 00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:17,556 Hi Tommy! 548 00:24:17,558 --> 00:24:19,124 What's up Celine? 549 00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,794 So excited for your crypto coins. 550 00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:24,396 It's a really exciting time. 551 00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:26,198 Did Jay tell you I'm making a movie? 552 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,200 Oh, a movie! That's cool. What's it about? 553 00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,170 Covid. 554 00:24:30,438 --> 00:24:33,405 Wow! Covid's the big thing. 555 00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:35,941 I'm sure it's gonna be... a big hit. 556 00:24:35,943 --> 00:24:37,543 I hope so. Yeah! 557 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:39,211 It's going really well. 558 00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:40,612 Alright man! 559 00:24:40,614 --> 00:24:41,513 Talk more later, okay? 560 00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:42,614 Bye. 561 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:43,117 Bye Tommy! Miss you. 562 00:24:43,851 --> 00:24:45,451 Can you do me a favor? 563 00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,752 Mm-hmm. 564 00:24:46,754 --> 00:24:48,721 I don't know why I do this. 565 00:24:48,723 --> 00:24:50,356 You always hate the photos I take of you. 566 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,592 That's not true. 567 00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:54,494 Do a higher angle. 568 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:56,597 That's good. 569 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,565 So your call was good? 570 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,100 Yea, it was fine. 571 00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:02,269 Just fine? 572 00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:08,874 Are you filming me right now? 573 00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:11,210 I don't know, maybe. 574 00:25:11,212 --> 00:25:12,644 Please don't talk about work stuff on camera, okay? 575 00:25:12,646 --> 00:25:13,579 Don't ask me about it. 576 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,715 Why? 577 00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:17,816 I dare you to think of a scenario 578 00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:20,185 in which the price of CXcoin 579 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:22,254 at this exact moment will matter. 580 00:25:22,256 --> 00:25:24,156 Can I see them? 581 00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:26,091 It's not about that. 582 00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:27,493 Thank you. 583 00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:29,795 These are so bad. 584 00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:31,764 Who are you gonna get to edit this? 585 00:25:31,766 --> 00:25:32,765 I don't know, me? Or I'll hire someone. 586 00:25:32,767 --> 00:25:33,766 I don't know. 587 00:25:33,768 --> 00:25:35,701 - Hire someone? - Yeah. 588 00:25:35,703 --> 00:25:37,669 You're gonna hire someone 589 00:25:37,671 --> 00:25:39,204 to look through all this footage of us? 590 00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:41,240 I don't know. Do you wanna do it, Jay? 591 00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:42,408 Do you want to make some net-art out of it? 592 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,009 Ha ha, very funny. 593 00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:45,778 I'm not gonna make your movie for you, Celine. 594 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,680 Can you take some more? 595 00:25:47,448 --> 00:25:49,915 Similar but like .8 596 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,917 focal length and closer but not... 597 00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:53,218 Like where you are now, yeah! 598 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,953 That's good. 599 00:25:54,955 --> 00:25:57,856 So was Covid the best thing to ever happen to crypto? 600 00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:00,259 Okay, so now you're trying to make it seem like 601 00:26:00,261 --> 00:26:00,893 I'm benefiting from a global pandemic? 602 00:26:00,895 --> 00:26:02,795 Awesome! 603 00:26:02,797 --> 00:26:04,830 What the fuck is your problem? 604 00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:07,232 I don't like the way you point that thing. 605 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:10,869 The old Jay used to like the way I did everything. 606 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:13,641 Yeah! Well, life fed Jay a couple rotten fucking eggs. 607 00:26:14,942 --> 00:26:17,109 Well I wish he'd get over it? 608 00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:18,545 Yeah, me too. 609 00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:20,446 Me too. 610 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,381 This time. Me too! 611 00:26:22,383 --> 00:26:23,684 Where are you going? 612 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:26,652 Where are you going? 613 00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:27,586 To take a drive! 614 00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:28,487 Can I come? 615 00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:29,156 No. 616 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:31,223 Love you. 617 00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,591 Note to editorial team: 618 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:33,492 Note to self: 619 00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:35,928 Put this in the movie. 620 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,596 Welcome to "The Jay Richard Cut". 621 00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:38,730 Does my hair look okay? 622 00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:39,598 So your call was good? 623 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,567 Can I see them? 624 00:26:40,569 --> 00:26:42,167 Can you take some more? 625 00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:44,236 So was Covid the best thing that ever happened to crypto? 626 00:26:44,238 --> 00:26:45,938 You are trying to fucking sabotage me. 627 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,072 She's trying to fucking sabotage me. 628 00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:48,375 She is trying to fucking sabotage me. 629 00:26:54,315 --> 00:26:55,747 C-I-A mode. 630 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,483 N-S-A mode. 631 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,351 Spy vs Spy mode. 632 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:01,153 She should call this movie. 633 00:27:01,155 --> 00:27:02,788 "The Code" 634 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,357 I am back on the road. 635 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,627 I am helping and she didn't have to goad. 636 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,729 Hopefully when this doc is over, 637 00:27:10,731 --> 00:27:12,231 I will bust a load. 638 00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:14,266 This movie just got two times better 639 00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:17,638 and about a 100 times more "morally sound." 640 00:27:25,179 --> 00:27:27,181 Okay, interview subject, Nick Silver. 641 00:27:28,949 --> 00:27:31,785 Don't... don't do that. 642 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,021 Celine? 643 00:27:36,123 --> 00:27:39,093 Okay, I will just... A chair? 644 00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:41,428 I don't think so. 645 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:45,130 Celine! 646 00:27:45,132 --> 00:27:48,235 How has the Coronavirus impacted your personal relationships? 647 00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:50,903 It hasn't. 648 00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:52,404 My relationships were always good. 649 00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,405 Okay. 650 00:27:53,407 --> 00:27:54,773 Excellent! 651 00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:56,341 To what do you attribute the excellence 652 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,544 of your relationships? 653 00:27:57,546 --> 00:27:58,911 Yes! 654 00:27:58,913 --> 00:27:59,914 Me. I'm excellent. 655 00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:02,582 And you have to have chemistry. 656 00:28:02,584 --> 00:28:03,782 Right? 657 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:05,250 In and out of the bedroom... 658 00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:06,985 - You have to have trust. - Yeah. 659 00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:08,555 Almost like a delusional amount of trust. 660 00:28:08,557 --> 00:28:10,122 That's a relationship. 661 00:28:10,124 --> 00:28:11,089 Otherwise, 662 00:28:11,091 --> 00:28:12,191 everything goes out the window. 663 00:28:12,193 --> 00:28:12,927 Right. 664 00:28:14,061 --> 00:28:17,329 So, the bottom line is: 665 00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:20,399 If she's committed to making the movie good. 666 00:28:20,401 --> 00:28:22,635 Then I need to be committed to making the movie fair. 667 00:28:22,637 --> 00:28:25,003 And to make the movie fair, 668 00:28:25,005 --> 00:28:27,107 I need to be able to fully document reality. 669 00:28:29,578 --> 00:28:33,513 Not just her version of reality 670 00:28:33,515 --> 00:28:34,246 but reality, 671 00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:35,814 reality! 672 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:39,720 And then, the movie can become great. 673 00:28:41,523 --> 00:28:44,289 Don't you think there needs to be privacy? 674 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:46,626 Like people are entitled to have secrets. 675 00:28:46,628 --> 00:28:49,094 And secrets can even make things more mysterious. 676 00:28:49,096 --> 00:28:50,929 So, you don't lie to your boyfriend, 677 00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:51,732 you just keep secrets from him? 678 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:53,801 My boyfriend? 679 00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:57,336 She thinks that she's in control. 680 00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:58,770 Look at me. 681 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:00,407 I am the documentarian now. 682 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,975 How about here? 683 00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:04,544 Alright! Perfect. 684 00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:05,410 You 685 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:06,278 are 686 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,680 my... 687 00:29:07,682 --> 00:29:09,448 - Hey! - Hey! 688 00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:10,482 Who are you talking to? 689 00:29:10,484 --> 00:29:13,452 Who? I'm not... Oh, ya know hah! 690 00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,187 I was just checking to see 691 00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:16,955 if we have one of those secret robots. 692 00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:17,690 Secret robots? 693 00:29:17,692 --> 00:29:18,824 Yeah... 694 00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:20,092 Yeah, you know like. 695 00:29:20,094 --> 00:29:22,894 "Hey Siri! Set an alarm, Siri." 696 00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:23,829 Nope, no Siri! 697 00:29:23,831 --> 00:29:25,531 "Hey! Alexa. 698 00:29:25,533 --> 00:29:26,633 Play 'Dreams' by Fleetwood Mac." 699 00:29:26,635 --> 00:29:28,601 Nope, no Siri! 700 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:30,536 Can you just do me a favor and 701 00:29:30,538 --> 00:29:32,804 stay out of the eye-line of the people I'm interviewing? 702 00:29:32,806 --> 00:29:34,239 Oh-yeah-yeah! 703 00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:35,742 Sure, you mean like, stay out of the kitchen? 704 00:29:35,744 --> 00:29:37,876 Yeah! 705 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:39,712 Basically, I mean not if you're like starving. 706 00:29:39,714 --> 00:29:40,647 But yeah, kind of... 707 00:29:40,649 --> 00:29:41,880 Totally! 708 00:29:41,882 --> 00:29:43,448 Okay. I appreciate it. 709 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:44,416 Proud of you. 710 00:29:44,418 --> 00:29:44,985 Thank you! 711 00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:53,327 You miss me? 712 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:59,364 You guys have bad body language. 713 00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:00,966 I think we're gonna wrap this up. 714 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:02,934 If you don't mind. 715 00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:03,969 Um, thank you so much... 716 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,137 Yeah, thank you. 717 00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:07,039 For your participation. 718 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:08,040 It was awesome, you're a natural. 719 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:10,042 You can go. 720 00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,310 [ AI voice ] "Back on my bullshit." 721 00:30:11,312 --> 00:30:12,177 [ electronic music playing ] 722 00:30:12,179 --> 00:30:14,714 "Only one dose tonight." 723 00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:16,783 "Last time was too much hehe." 724 00:30:16,785 --> 00:30:18,850 Hey! I just want to say 725 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:22,454 that no matter what happens next 726 00:30:22,456 --> 00:30:24,691 I totally did try my best to maintain 727 00:30:24,693 --> 00:30:25,993 a happy and good relationship. 728 00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:30,596 Dinner's ready. 729 00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:31,432 Coming! 730 00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:37,271 Mmm, this is good. 731 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,576 No camera tonight. 732 00:30:42,544 --> 00:30:44,644 Oh 733 00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:46,746 I thought it would be nice if it was just us. 734 00:30:46,748 --> 00:30:48,715 Nice. 735 00:30:48,717 --> 00:30:50,215 Oh, and sorry about before with the kitchen and the eyeline. 736 00:30:50,217 --> 00:30:51,584 It won't happen again. 737 00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:53,185 It's not a big deal. 738 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:54,721 Are you gonna wear those glasses 739 00:30:54,723 --> 00:30:56,355 to dinner? 740 00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:57,489 Glasses? 741 00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:58,558 You mean these? 742 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,158 Oh! Sorry. 743 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,662 Cool though, right? 744 00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:05,499 Okay, so umm, do we have one of those secret robots? 745 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,933 Huh? 746 00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:09,535 In the kitchen, you said 747 00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:11,303 you were checking to see if we have like 748 00:31:11,305 --> 00:31:12,971 one of those voice activated robot thingies. 749 00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:13,608 Right! 750 00:31:14,475 --> 00:31:15,974 So do we? 751 00:31:15,976 --> 00:31:17,309 Umm. No, we don't! 752 00:31:17,311 --> 00:31:19,911 Good 'cause honestly I hate Siri 753 00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:22,381 that snoopy little bitch. 754 00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:23,616 "I don't know how to respond to that." 755 00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:25,450 Ohmigod, that's awesome! 756 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:27,285 Siri! She is so fucking responsive. 757 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:29,354 Umm. Do you ever have any... 758 00:31:29,356 --> 00:31:30,023 Umm. 759 00:31:30,991 --> 00:31:33,559 Do you ever have the urge to say 760 00:31:33,561 --> 00:31:35,494 a racial slur? 761 00:31:35,496 --> 00:31:37,028 What? 762 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,731 You know, like when you just wanna say like 763 00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:40,533 the worst word 764 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:42,200 in the English language, you know, 765 00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:44,002 the one I'm talking about? 766 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:46,672 You want me to say the N word right now? 767 00:31:46,674 --> 00:31:47,908 Yeah! Why not? 768 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:51,577 Why? 769 00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:52,978 I just feel like it's really good to get that 770 00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,146 sort of stuff out of your system 771 00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:56,348 in like a private safe zone, 772 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:58,618 so it doesn't leak out later 773 00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,653 with other people who might be offended. 774 00:32:00,655 --> 00:32:04,557 I don't wanna say the N word, Jay so 775 00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,358 I don't know. I don't relate to that. 776 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,727 Do you want to say the... 777 00:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,995 No-no! 778 00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:13,098 Good. I mean that's honestly why I love you. 779 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,934 Why do you want me to say that word? 780 00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:18,638 Forget it. Forget it. 781 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,306 Do you ever regret backing me up, 782 00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:22,374 when all those people came out of the woodwork? 783 00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:23,643 What? 784 00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:25,611 They were all anonymous, and you said 785 00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:26,445 they were bullshit. 786 00:32:26,447 --> 00:32:27,979 I know. I know. 787 00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:29,448 None of those were true, but I mean. 788 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:30,683 I'm sure there must have been some things 789 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:31,818 that I did do. 790 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:32,352 That I don't remember. 791 00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:37,924 Jay, what exactly are you talking about? 792 00:32:37,926 --> 00:32:39,257 I mean, don't you feel like it's a little fucked up 793 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:41,259 that you defended me, as a woman? 794 00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:43,094 Are you trying to cancel me 795 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:44,296 for not canceling you? 796 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,097 I'm just worried for you. 797 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:47,167 You're being insane! 798 00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:50,035 Am I being insane? 799 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:51,804 Why are you worried about me? 800 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:54,272 I can't help but feel like all these amazing 801 00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:56,174 social justice movements are passing you by. 802 00:32:56,176 --> 00:32:57,442 Passing me by? 803 00:32:57,444 --> 00:32:59,444 Maybe they're passing you by? 804 00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:01,413 Yeah totally! Because as a Cis White Hetero Male, 805 00:33:01,415 --> 00:33:03,114 I'd rather not take up space. 806 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:04,817 But for you I think like, 807 00:33:04,819 --> 00:33:06,251 what it's gonna look like 808 00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:07,787 when they run it back and see 809 00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:09,454 that she didn't MeToo anyone? 810 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:12,424 Shut up Jay! 811 00:33:12,426 --> 00:33:14,861 When you hear the phrase "Silence is Violence." 812 00:33:14,863 --> 00:33:16,762 What do you think? 813 00:33:16,764 --> 00:33:19,397 You're honestly lucky I'm not filming you right now. 814 00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:21,233 I'm sorry, but I wanna have empathy 815 00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:23,301 and erase your apathy. 816 00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:25,671 I'm not apathetic. 817 00:33:25,673 --> 00:33:27,540 You know one thing I'm really worried about 818 00:33:27,542 --> 00:33:29,374 is if the vaccine will affect our empathy levels 819 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:31,443 because we need empathy now, more than ever. 820 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:32,945 What are your thoughts actually about the vaccine? 821 00:33:32,947 --> 00:33:33,581 Seriously? 822 00:33:36,651 --> 00:33:38,684 Is this what you want? 823 00:33:38,686 --> 00:33:40,352 I think the vax is evil. 824 00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:42,053 It has a micro chip in it. 825 00:33:42,055 --> 00:33:43,455 Is that what you wanna hear? 826 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:45,190 I didn't post a black square. 827 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,157 Get it on the record: 828 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:47,292 Me, naughty girl. 829 00:33:47,294 --> 00:33:49,127 Me, deserve hate. 830 00:33:49,129 --> 00:33:51,396 Babe, I'm just trying to help you... 831 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:53,367 If you wanna help me, just shut up and fuck me. 832 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:59,237 I don't know what you're doing or why 833 00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:01,174 I would never try to cancel you. 834 00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:05,547 Never say never, Celine. 835 00:34:13,453 --> 00:34:15,523 [ soft music begins ] 836 00:34:21,596 --> 00:34:23,563 [ footage playing back on computer ] 837 00:34:23,565 --> 00:34:25,230 "Are you filming me right now?" 838 00:34:25,232 --> 00:34:27,365 "Who's gonna edit this thing?" 839 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:29,301 "Is this what you want?" 840 00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:31,102 "I think the vax is evil." 841 00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:33,138 "It has a microchip in it." 842 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:34,974 "Is that what you wanna hear?" 843 00:34:34,976 --> 00:34:37,142 "I didn't post a black square." 844 00:34:37,144 --> 00:34:38,310 "Get it on the record:." 845 00:34:38,312 --> 00:34:39,344 "Me, naughty girl." 846 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:40,813 "Me, deserve hate." 847 00:34:40,815 --> 00:34:42,280 "I just wanted to help-." 848 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:43,849 "Just shut up and fuck me." 849 00:34:43,851 --> 00:34:45,150 - Hey. - Hey. 850 00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:47,252 Listen, ya know, I'm sorry about earlier. 851 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:48,486 If you wanna talk about that stuff. 852 00:34:48,488 --> 00:34:49,557 You have to do it in my movie. 853 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:54,292 Interview Subject: Jay Richard. 854 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:55,362 - Are you serious? - Yes! 855 00:34:56,598 --> 00:35:01,867 So, how has the Covid-19 pandemic 856 00:35:01,869 --> 00:35:05,236 affected your personal relationships? 857 00:35:05,238 --> 00:35:06,706 My personal relationships? 858 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:07,873 Mm-hmm. 859 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,576 Not good. 860 00:35:09,544 --> 00:35:11,409 Not good. 861 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:14,479 I feel like it gave people who had some grievances 862 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:18,183 space to get really angry about them... 863 00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:20,086 You mean, cause you were cancelled? 864 00:35:20,088 --> 00:35:22,220 Would you say cancel culture is the real pandemic? 865 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:23,256 For me, yeah. 866 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,926 It's hard when you know that 867 00:35:26,928 --> 00:35:28,694 people think you are villain. 868 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:30,295 I never thought you were a villain. 869 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,797 Yeah I know, but... 870 00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:34,667 A guy has to see himself as a winner. 871 00:35:34,669 --> 00:35:36,636 I really don't think you see me as a winner anymore. 872 00:35:36,638 --> 00:35:38,372 And I don't even think that you love me anymore. 873 00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:41,040 I want to fuck you. 874 00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:42,440 I want you to want to fuck me. 875 00:35:42,442 --> 00:35:43,208 Yeah and when you said that, 876 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:44,844 I don't believe it. 877 00:35:44,846 --> 00:35:46,879 I'm like the fan they pull up to make a half court shot. 878 00:35:46,881 --> 00:35:48,279 That's impossible! 879 00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:50,016 That guy never wins. 880 00:35:50,018 --> 00:35:52,118 Why are you scared of me? 881 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,151 Why am I scared of you? 882 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:54,419 Mm-hmm. 883 00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:55,988 I'm scared of all women now. 884 00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:57,322 Sorry! 885 00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:59,491 Was this interview a success? 886 00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:01,694 Because I want to say this on camera, 887 00:36:01,696 --> 00:36:02,862 for the record. 888 00:36:02,864 --> 00:36:05,230 I want this doc to be 889 00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:07,933 the most successful doc 890 00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:10,335 about the Covid-19 pandemic. 891 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,806 Thank you, Jay. 892 00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:14,474 Where's your phone? 893 00:36:16,144 --> 00:36:17,977 Why? 894 00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:19,479 Just doom scroll. I don't know. 895 00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:25,720 2-5-8-0, right down the middle. 896 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,659 [ plucky music begins ] 897 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:42,300 I put your phone up on the T.V. 898 00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,470 So you're not paranoid. 899 00:36:46,273 --> 00:36:49,474 I'm not paranoid. 900 00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:50,712 Where's your phone? 901 00:36:55,983 --> 00:36:59,854 3-6-4-8-0-1 902 00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:02,489 See, I remember. 903 00:37:41,229 --> 00:37:44,462 Hey! 904 00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:46,364 We don't have to snoop on each other. 905 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:47,635 This can be constructive. 906 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,669 "Hey!" 907 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:52,303 "We don't have to snoop on each other." 908 00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:53,373 "This can be constructive." 909 00:37:59,547 --> 00:38:03,682 Totally, I didn't even feel like I was snooping. 910 00:38:03,684 --> 00:38:04,917 Aw! 911 00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:07,520 Well, let's make this can of worms 912 00:38:07,522 --> 00:38:09,255 a good can of worms. 913 00:38:09,257 --> 00:38:10,488 Like put your birthday in my calendar, 914 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:11,424 so I don't forget it again. 915 00:39:33,641 --> 00:39:36,208 Phoebe O'Brien 916 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:38,043 [ mysterious music begins ] 917 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:40,312 - Do you think you will be... - getting vaccinated once... 918 00:39:40,314 --> 00:39:42,181 Oh my God! 919 00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:43,849 I have to take this. 920 00:39:43,851 --> 00:39:44,783 Sure. 921 00:39:44,785 --> 00:39:46,785 Auntie Nancy, what...? 922 00:39:46,787 --> 00:39:47,755 Oh... 923 00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:50,856 Hey. 924 00:39:50,858 --> 00:39:52,124 How's it going? 925 00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:54,693 Fine. 926 00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:57,196 Is it gonna be a problem if I use the pool? 927 00:39:57,198 --> 00:39:59,231 Yeah. If you're splashing around, you're gonna ruin my interviews. 928 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:01,300 Go in the hot tub and don't turn on the bubbles. 929 00:40:01,302 --> 00:40:02,868 Okay. 930 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:03,604 It's not really the same thing but... 931 00:40:04,372 --> 00:40:06,372 Hey... Phoebe. 932 00:40:06,374 --> 00:40:07,706 What's up? What happened? 933 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:09,208 My dad's getting worse. 934 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,043 Oh no! I'm so sorry. 935 00:40:11,045 --> 00:40:12,378 Was he in the hospital? 936 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,047 Mm-hmm. 937 00:40:31,232 --> 00:40:35,036 Just make sure you don't take your parents for granted! 938 00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:39,605 Can we move somewhere else? 939 00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:40,739 Yeah, totally. 940 00:40:40,741 --> 00:40:41,774 Let's go behind the pool. 941 00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:43,142 It's private down there. 942 00:40:43,144 --> 00:40:44,376 Just down those stairs, see where the gate is. 943 00:40:44,378 --> 00:40:47,212 Ow! I've got rocks in my shoes! 944 00:40:47,214 --> 00:40:49,748 We can get a... uh 945 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:50,751 I just have to get the rocks out of my shoes. 946 00:40:58,259 --> 00:40:59,892 Hey Babe! 947 00:40:59,894 --> 00:41:02,061 Feel free to use this in your flick. 948 00:41:02,063 --> 00:41:03,295 Pretty sick... 949 00:41:03,297 --> 00:41:04,632 Covid moment. 950 00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:14,173 Were you close with your dad? 951 00:41:14,175 --> 00:41:16,642 I am close with him, yeah! 952 00:41:16,644 --> 00:41:18,546 You could always be closer. 953 00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:22,514 It's a movie about Covid. 954 00:41:22,516 --> 00:41:23,549 Wow! 955 00:41:23,551 --> 00:41:24,984 That's great! 956 00:41:24,986 --> 00:41:27,720 She's playing a sick person... a doctor? 957 00:41:27,722 --> 00:41:30,157 No, she's making a documentary about Covid. 958 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:34,126 Oh! That's... huh... 959 00:41:34,128 --> 00:41:36,462 - Mom! I gotta go. - Why is she doing that? 960 00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:38,496 Oh, is everything okay? 961 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:39,565 It's fine! Just the service sucks. 962 00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:41,200 Let me talk to you later, okay? 963 00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:42,601 Oh sorry, honey. 964 00:41:42,603 --> 00:41:44,603 I love you so much JJ! 965 00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:45,272 Okay, I love you so much. Bye! 966 00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,608 Hey man. 967 00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:51,677 Did I uhh 968 00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:53,045 miss Celine? 969 00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:55,214 She's busy bro. 970 00:41:55,216 --> 00:41:57,750 Oh, that's weird. She invited me over. 971 00:41:57,752 --> 00:41:59,885 And you came? 972 00:41:59,887 --> 00:42:01,387 It's all good man, I'm just gonna get out. 973 00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:02,656 No-no-no! 974 00:42:03,224 --> 00:42:03,991 No stay! 975 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:07,026 Okay 976 00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:08,594 I could use a dip, I guess. 977 00:42:08,596 --> 00:42:09,230 Be my guest. 978 00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:10,865 Alright. 979 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,902 I'm gonna hop in with you, if you don't mind? 980 00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:16,837 Go for it. 981 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,273 Is this okay? 982 00:42:21,275 --> 00:42:23,942 Oh my god 983 00:42:23,944 --> 00:42:25,079 - I think it's normal. - Oh my god! 984 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,315 What? 985 00:42:30,317 --> 00:42:31,518 Umm. 986 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,484 Hey, what's... 987 00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:33,886 Hey, sorry to interrupt. 988 00:42:33,888 --> 00:42:34,588 - What's going on? - Who is this? 989 00:42:35,423 --> 00:42:37,689 He's... what's going on? 990 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:38,657 Can I talk to you for a second? 991 00:42:38,659 --> 00:42:40,392 What the fuck? 992 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:42,194 Okay. I'm sorry, Phoebe. I'll be right back. 993 00:42:42,196 --> 00:42:42,795 You're killing it. 994 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:43,862 Hang in there. 995 00:42:43,864 --> 00:42:45,864 Waterworks and everything. 996 00:42:45,866 --> 00:42:47,733 You might be getting yourself an Emmy off of this. 997 00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:49,168 Let's keep going. 998 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:50,736 I think, we maybe give her some space. 999 00:42:50,738 --> 00:42:51,770 [ fast rock music begins ] 1000 00:42:51,772 --> 00:42:52,971 Just admit it! 1001 00:42:52,973 --> 00:42:54,740 Admit you came over to fuck her! 1002 00:42:54,742 --> 00:42:56,742 I didn't have a plan! 1003 00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:58,911 You came here to fuck her. 1004 00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:01,548 You don't... have the right... context. 1005 00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:03,315 Please don't kill me. 1006 00:43:03,317 --> 00:43:04,783 - Okay. - Okay! 1007 00:43:04,785 --> 00:43:06,018 [ music stops abruptly ] 1008 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:06,921 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 1009 00:43:07,488 --> 00:43:09,088 Ugh! 1010 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:10,956 The texts? 1011 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:13,792 I know how it must have looked, man. 1012 00:43:13,794 --> 00:43:15,294 I was just trying to get into the doc. 1013 00:43:15,296 --> 00:43:17,362 Okay. 1014 00:43:17,364 --> 00:43:20,299 I love doing shit like that once in awhile. 1015 00:43:20,301 --> 00:43:20,868 That's guy stuff. 1016 00:43:22,736 --> 00:43:23,971 Oh my guy, yeah! 1017 00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:27,108 [ sultry music begins ] 1018 00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,311 Do you have to film this? 1019 00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:33,178 Yeah 1020 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,246 I do. 1021 00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:35,714 That's cute. 1022 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:38,252 You know, I was thinking like. 1023 00:43:41,822 --> 00:43:44,258 I feel like we had a real connection yesterday. 1024 00:43:47,228 --> 00:43:49,461 Umm... 1025 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:50,563 That's good. I thought you were gonna say 1026 00:43:50,565 --> 00:43:51,630 I couldn't use your footage. 1027 00:43:51,632 --> 00:43:52,833 You can use all of me. 1028 00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:55,936 Every god damn pixel. 1029 00:43:59,073 --> 00:43:59,940 Wow... 1030 00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:04,011 Don't you feel like we had a connection? 1031 00:44:06,147 --> 00:44:07,181 I don't know. 1032 00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:11,252 Can you say more? 1033 00:44:13,787 --> 00:44:16,922 We had chemistry. 1034 00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:18,859 Now the only thing left is passion. 1035 00:44:20,127 --> 00:44:22,327 Oh, dude, dude get this! Get this. 1036 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:24,696 Parthik Miraj, you have the stage. 1037 00:44:24,698 --> 00:44:25,733 I'll be back. 1038 00:44:29,236 --> 00:44:30,704 Come here! 1039 00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:34,006 Can I have my camera back? 1040 00:44:34,008 --> 00:44:35,743 You can have whatever you want. 1041 00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:40,345 You know, I've been thinking about you all night. 1042 00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:41,747 Did you have that earring yesterday? 1043 00:44:41,749 --> 00:44:42,283 I could barely sleep. 1044 00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,052 Don't. 1045 00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:47,920 Why? 1046 00:44:47,922 --> 00:44:48,789 I'm not a cheater. 1047 00:44:50,424 --> 00:44:51,458 Okay. 1048 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,333 You guys are too cooped up in here. 1049 00:45:01,335 --> 00:45:01,934 You know what I mean? 1050 00:45:01,936 --> 00:45:04,303 Yeah, maybe. 1051 00:45:04,305 --> 00:45:07,574 It's 45 to 60 minutes and it's a game changer. 1052 00:45:07,576 --> 00:45:09,609 Well either way, we'll see you tomorrow for the vax. 1053 00:45:09,611 --> 00:45:11,076 For sure. 1054 00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:13,613 But remember, you need to find a servant. 1055 00:45:13,615 --> 00:45:15,447 Yeah okay, I'll work on that. 1056 00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:16,516 I'll let myself out. 1057 00:45:16,518 --> 00:45:18,083 Sure thing. 1058 00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:19,887 Jay man, thank you so much for filming me! 1059 00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:22,790 [ Celine moaning ] 1060 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:33,434 This is exactly how I rehearsed it. 1061 00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:37,369 - Stop! Stop! - What? 1062 00:45:37,371 --> 00:45:37,905 You need to leave. 1063 00:45:38,472 --> 00:45:39,639 Seriously? 1064 00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:41,773 Yeah! Seriously. 1065 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:42,675 What's wrong? I thought we had something. 1066 00:45:42,677 --> 00:45:43,942 What's going on? 1067 00:45:43,944 --> 00:45:46,245 We don't. Alright you have to go. 1068 00:45:46,247 --> 00:45:48,447 But it's my money and I'll do with it what I want. 1069 00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:49,481 Alright. Well how's your health? Are you still staying inside? 1070 00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:50,782 Yeah! 1071 00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:52,384 Sophia thinks I shouldn't go out 1072 00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:54,786 because of my, ya know, bronchial issues. 1073 00:45:54,788 --> 00:45:56,121 Okay, well, they're gonna be rolling out the vaccine soon. 1074 00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:57,889 Ha! 1075 00:45:57,891 --> 00:45:59,491 Your father says he's not getting the vaccine 1076 00:45:59,493 --> 00:46:00,926 until a bunch of people 1077 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,861 are safe and sound with it. 1078 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,197 I am not going to be a fucking guinea pig 1079 00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:08,668 and I think you would rather me be dead, 1080 00:46:08,670 --> 00:46:10,637 so that you could get all my money from the sex coin. 1081 00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:12,371 Why would you even say that? 1082 00:46:12,373 --> 00:46:14,373 Because you're guilting me in front of my son. 1083 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,974 - Just leave me alone. - Jay... 1084 00:46:15,976 --> 00:46:17,610 Dad, I gotta go okay? 1085 00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:18,877 Hey, is that Celine? 1086 00:46:18,879 --> 00:46:20,846 Yeah, say hi! 1087 00:46:20,848 --> 00:46:22,047 - Hi! - Hi, sweetheart! 1088 00:46:22,049 --> 00:46:23,616 Oh so good to see you. 1089 00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:25,585 So great to see you. 1090 00:46:25,587 --> 00:46:27,620 Okay, dad! Bye! 1091 00:46:27,622 --> 00:46:30,155 What the fuck is this? 1092 00:46:30,157 --> 00:46:32,291 Umm! Isn't it just like one of those D-E-N cams. 1093 00:46:32,293 --> 00:46:33,559 No, Jay. 1094 00:46:33,561 --> 00:46:35,460 It's an evil little camera 1095 00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,529 that you planted! 1096 00:46:36,531 --> 00:46:38,030 Oww! I'm-I'm-Im-I'm 1097 00:46:38,032 --> 00:46:40,332 I'm trying to help you with your doc. 1098 00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:41,867 See look, I even got my old skate cam out. 1099 00:46:41,869 --> 00:46:42,834 Help me with my doc? 1100 00:46:42,836 --> 00:46:44,069 Yes. 1101 00:46:44,071 --> 00:46:46,238 What the fuck is that for then? 1102 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,608 I bought that as a surprise for the car. 1103 00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:50,309 For the car? 1104 00:46:50,311 --> 00:46:52,311 Yea, so that you could drive in the car and 1105 00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:53,278 not have to take your eyes off the road 1106 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,980 while you're filming shit. 1107 00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:57,149 I don't know what to say. 1108 00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:58,085 You could say 'thank you.' 1109 00:46:58,586 --> 00:46:59,719 Yeah...? 1110 00:46:59,721 --> 00:47:00,354 Yeah. 1111 00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:09,330 Thank you. 1112 00:47:14,868 --> 00:47:16,937 [ Celine moaning ] 1113 00:47:20,908 --> 00:47:24,076 Has that smoke detector always been there? 1114 00:47:24,078 --> 00:47:25,479 [ banging on window ] 1115 00:47:30,851 --> 00:47:31,950 Oh my god! 1116 00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:32,851 Oh my god! 1117 00:47:32,853 --> 00:47:34,019 Stop doing that! 1118 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:34,888 No-no-no-no! 1119 00:47:36,924 --> 00:47:39,858 Could you take me to the hospital? 1120 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,528 Please! 1121 00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,370 And there we go. 1122 00:47:52,439 --> 00:47:55,209 - Thanks you guys. - Okay. I'm so sorry. 1123 00:47:56,009 --> 00:47:58,009 Thank you. 1124 00:47:58,011 --> 00:48:01,046 I don't wanna be inappropriate or like fucked up, 1125 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:02,981 but I bet that was kind of good for your doc. 1126 00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:04,684 It was but I feel low key guilty, 1127 00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:05,486 and I don't know if I'm gonna put it in. 1128 00:48:07,287 --> 00:48:09,221 Why is Parthik texting me 1129 00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:11,657 to get a quote servant? 1130 00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:13,659 Oh! He's gonna hook us up with Covid shots. 1131 00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:15,394 Okay... 1132 00:48:15,396 --> 00:48:18,130 You didn't wanna consult with me first? 1133 00:48:18,132 --> 00:48:20,733 No, it wasn't like that. Why? You don't have to get it. 1134 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:22,100 No, it's just, I don't like you 1135 00:48:22,102 --> 00:48:24,069 making medical decisions for me. 1136 00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:26,004 I'm-okay! 1137 00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:27,673 It's not-you don't-just don't get it then. 1138 00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:29,207 No, I'm gonna get it. 1139 00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:30,643 And I'll look into the helpful servant. 1140 00:48:30,645 --> 00:48:32,512 It might be cool to have a home nurse to like, 1141 00:48:32,514 --> 00:48:34,647 be there in case anything goes wrong. 1142 00:48:34,649 --> 00:48:36,549 I already took care of it. 1143 00:48:36,551 --> 00:48:37,884 You did? 1144 00:48:37,886 --> 00:48:39,084 What does mean? 1145 00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:39,918 Where are we going? 1146 00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,253 You'll see. 1147 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,422 You're not good at surprises. 1148 00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:44,590 What do you mean I'm not good at surprises? 1149 00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:45,758 I'm great at surprises. 1150 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,592 Oh my god, what? 1151 00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:47,827 Yup! 1152 00:48:47,829 --> 00:48:49,361 - Seriously? - Yeah! 1153 00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:51,129 - They're open? - That's what I was told. 1154 00:48:51,131 --> 00:48:53,733 Uh, don't tell me Jay and 1155 00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:54,933 the beautiful, Celine. 1156 00:48:54,935 --> 00:48:57,235 How does he know that? 1157 00:48:57,237 --> 00:48:58,771 - Parthik told me you guys were coming. - Parthik, again? 1158 00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,205 Yeah, this is his recc... Is it okay if I film this? 1159 00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:01,139 Yeah! I got you covered. 1160 00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:02,809 We got CCTV. 1161 00:49:02,811 --> 00:49:05,243 You can actually purchase the file for $49.95. 1162 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:06,846 I kind of wanna capture my experience. 1163 00:49:06,848 --> 00:49:08,213 Ah, my hands are tied, 1164 00:49:08,215 --> 00:49:09,314 actually it's company policy that... 1165 00:49:09,316 --> 00:49:11,216 But we're Parthik's friends? 1166 00:49:11,218 --> 00:49:13,385 Ahh! Alright! For Parthik, I'll do it. 1167 00:49:13,387 --> 00:49:16,923 Oh! If you really wanna capture your experience, 1168 00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:19,291 this is the new 360 camera I've been messing with. 1169 00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:21,293 - Sorry sir, you have to stand 6 feet back. - I'm back. 1170 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:22,494 Yeah! You just gotta put it on nice and tight 1171 00:49:22,496 --> 00:49:23,563 like that. 1172 00:49:23,565 --> 00:49:24,831 Tight and right. 1173 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,364 You know what I'm talking about. 1174 00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:26,833 How does that feel? Does that feel right? 1175 00:49:26,835 --> 00:49:27,800 Yeah! 1176 00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:28,500 Yo, what's up? 1177 00:49:28,502 --> 00:49:29,602 Hello! 1178 00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:30,370 Oh, one more thing. 1179 00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:33,472 Gotta get your phones. 1180 00:49:33,474 --> 00:49:34,107 - Really? - Can't have any cheating now. 1181 00:49:35,342 --> 00:49:37,108 Okay. 1182 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:37,612 And then I'll sell them on the dark web. 1183 00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:42,882 Seal 'em up. 1184 00:49:42,884 --> 00:49:45,718 And follow me. You guys are going to do the RMS Titanic experience? 1185 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,552 I guess so. 1186 00:49:46,554 --> 00:49:47,219 All aboard! 1187 00:49:47,221 --> 00:49:48,021 This is cute. 1188 00:49:49,557 --> 00:49:51,056 Alright! 1189 00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:52,558 You've got a notepad right here. 1190 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,358 Thank you. 1191 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,227 To keep track of clues. 1192 00:49:55,229 --> 00:49:57,429 You have an hour before the Titanic capsizes. 1193 00:49:57,431 --> 00:49:59,632 If you cannot escape, before then, 1194 00:49:59,634 --> 00:50:00,999 you will sink to the bottom of the sea. 1195 00:50:01,001 --> 00:50:02,735 If you can escape, 1196 00:50:02,737 --> 00:50:04,770 you'll be swooped to the Vampire's Lair. 1197 00:50:04,772 --> 00:50:06,471 It's a 2-for-1 special. 1198 00:50:06,473 --> 00:50:07,405 I don't know if we can do the other one, 1199 00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,140 Cause I kind of gotta get back. 1200 00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:10,275 To be honest, it's an expert level room, 1201 00:50:10,277 --> 00:50:11,911 you probably won't make it out. 1202 00:50:11,913 --> 00:50:13,011 Alright, good luck. 1203 00:50:13,013 --> 00:50:13,681 Thanks. 1204 00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:17,817 Wow! So we're locked in here, huh? 1205 00:50:17,819 --> 00:50:18,418 I guess so... 1206 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:21,587 Just you and me. 1207 00:50:21,589 --> 00:50:23,088 I thought a change of scenery might be good for us. 1208 00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,057 You know what I mean? 1209 00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:33,666 Baby, I'm... 1210 00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:35,500 What? 1211 00:50:35,502 --> 00:50:36,969 I'm really sorry but I'm kind of like in puzzle mode now. 1212 00:50:36,971 --> 00:50:38,336 Puzzle mode? 1213 00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:39,672 Yeah! I wanna figure this shit out. 1214 00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:41,206 Okay... 1215 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:43,074 Let's do it. Come on, it'll be fun. 1216 00:50:43,076 --> 00:50:45,578 Well, no clues under the bed. 1217 00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:46,478 - Okay. - This has gotta be a clue. 1218 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,079 That's something for sure. 1219 00:50:48,081 --> 00:50:49,515 What does it say? 1220 00:50:49,517 --> 00:50:50,217 Well there's a key. We need a key. 1221 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:54,954 [ upbeat music begins ] 1222 00:50:54,956 --> 00:50:57,322 What's up baby girl? I feel like we had a moment there. 1223 00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:59,424 That I didn't want to pass up, so. 1224 00:50:59,426 --> 00:51:00,760 What a lot of people don't realize is that 1225 00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:02,695 you could actually shoot 1226 00:51:02,697 --> 00:51:04,864 on someone's phone while 1227 00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:06,532 they have the lock screen on. 1228 00:51:06,534 --> 00:51:08,734 So, I'll just go in here for a second. 1229 00:51:08,736 --> 00:51:11,804 Just a little secret message, almost like a clue. 1230 00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:12,774 Can they give us a clue or something? 1231 00:51:14,107 --> 00:51:16,074 What is wrong with us? 1232 00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:17,244 Why are we so dumb? 1233 00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:20,913 Maybe we're just not a good team. 1234 00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:21,716 Don't say that. 1235 00:51:23,618 --> 00:51:25,885 Hey, don't worry, he's gonna let us out 1236 00:51:25,887 --> 00:51:26,486 with 30 minutes to spare. 1237 00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:30,056 I fucking locked myself 1238 00:51:30,058 --> 00:51:31,757 in the Jack the Ripper suite. 1239 00:51:31,759 --> 00:51:33,559 Fuck. What happens in Jack the Ripper? 1240 00:51:33,561 --> 00:51:35,528 It's some guy in England? 1241 00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:37,195 Why did I have to lock myself 1242 00:51:37,197 --> 00:51:38,365 in the one that was already scary? 1243 00:51:40,068 --> 00:51:42,935 Did you put the code into that? 1244 00:51:42,937 --> 00:51:43,936 We don't know what the code is! 1245 00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:45,004 Try it again. 1246 00:51:45,006 --> 00:51:46,772 Be quiet. So I can con... 1247 00:51:46,774 --> 00:51:48,306 Turns out she's not the masterminds sperg 1248 00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:49,341 I thought she was. 1249 00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:50,876 That is so mean. 1250 00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:52,011 I thought she saw numbers and patterns 1251 00:51:52,013 --> 00:51:53,345 in everything. 1252 00:51:53,347 --> 00:51:55,815 Turns out, she's just a normal girl. 1253 00:51:55,817 --> 00:51:57,016 Can you stop talking? 1254 00:51:57,018 --> 00:51:59,351 You're really distracting me. 1255 00:51:59,353 --> 00:52:01,587 I'm gonna quit my job at the escape room. Let's leave. 1256 00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:04,489 Let's never come back here again. 1257 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:06,926 - This is hurting my head. - It's so pathetic that we paid for this. 1258 00:52:06,928 --> 00:52:09,996 Come on we're human beings in here. We're not animals! 1259 00:52:09,998 --> 00:52:11,797 We both just need to relax 1260 00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:13,065 and we can figure this out, okay? 1261 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:14,134 Just breathe. 1262 00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:20,374 I know how to make you relax, baby. 1263 00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:34,856 Kiss me like one of your French girls. 1264 00:52:43,798 --> 00:52:45,667 [ Celine moaning ] 1265 00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:50,705 Oh, fuck. 1266 00:52:54,174 --> 00:52:57,175 Oh stop! Stop! There's a key in here. 1267 00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:57,977 For real? 1268 00:52:57,979 --> 00:52:58,613 Yeah. 1269 00:53:00,148 --> 00:53:01,814 It worked. 1270 00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:02,382 Oh my god. 1271 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:07,689 What? Bridge. 1272 00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:13,659 I wouldn't even be here if I wasn't trying to film 1273 00:53:13,661 --> 00:53:15,561 that stupid fucking message on your phone. 1274 00:53:15,563 --> 00:53:18,064 I wish I'd never hit on you. 1275 00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:19,297 It worked! It worked! It worked! It worked! 1276 00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:20,300 Okay so what...? 1277 00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:22,902 What's that say? 1278 00:53:22,904 --> 00:53:24,670 Morse code 'unlock me' 1279 00:53:24,672 --> 00:53:26,337 Wait babe, you know Morse code? 1280 00:53:26,339 --> 00:53:27,238 No, it says it here. 1281 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,339 Okay, help me, help me. 1282 00:53:28,341 --> 00:53:30,509 [ Morse code device beeping ] 1283 00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:31,478 You're doing amazing. You look so beautiful. 1284 00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:37,616 Okay now push it left. 1285 00:53:37,618 --> 00:53:38,316 Okay. 1286 00:53:38,318 --> 00:53:40,686 Oh fuck! 1287 00:53:40,688 --> 00:53:41,288 - Yes! Yes! - Oh my God. 1288 00:53:45,059 --> 00:53:46,559 Okay. 1289 00:53:46,561 --> 00:53:47,960 - Love you. - Love you. 1290 00:53:47,962 --> 00:53:49,562 What the fuck? 1291 00:53:49,564 --> 00:53:51,163 The vampire's Lair! 1292 00:53:51,165 --> 00:53:52,998 Shit! Okay... 1293 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,399 So, gotta figure this shit out. 1294 00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:56,267 Okay, okay... 1295 00:53:56,269 --> 00:53:58,436 Your lost loves, you've had a few, 1296 00:53:58,438 --> 00:54:00,139 and in their images you will find a clue. 1297 00:54:00,141 --> 00:54:01,439 - Look! - What does that say? 1298 00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:03,274 It spells 'romance' 1299 00:54:03,276 --> 00:54:04,810 How'd you know, how to do that? 1300 00:54:04,812 --> 00:54:05,713 It was the only logical thing to do. 1301 00:54:07,048 --> 00:54:08,516 - Oh, Please! Please! Please! - No, no, no, no! 1302 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:10,317 Oh my god! 1303 00:54:16,924 --> 00:54:18,190 Oh, yes. 1304 00:54:18,192 --> 00:54:19,158 The Key. 1305 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:19,727 We did it. 1306 00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,061 My Queen. 1307 00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:23,631 You saved us. My queen. 1308 00:54:25,066 --> 00:54:28,000 [ banging on door ] 1309 00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:30,805 Hello!? It's me Billy. Please, please, please. 1310 00:54:31,806 --> 00:54:34,439 - Yooo. - Billy? 1311 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:36,542 Nah, it's just my friends, Celine and Jay. 1312 00:54:36,544 --> 00:54:37,943 I'll call you back. 1313 00:54:37,945 --> 00:54:40,746 Hey, you guys got out of the Titanic Room. 1314 00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:42,313 - What the fuck happened to you, man? - And the Vampire's Lair. 1315 00:54:42,315 --> 00:54:43,716 Oh, that's what's up, big dog! 1316 00:54:43,718 --> 00:54:46,351 Yeah, those are hard rooms. 1317 00:54:46,353 --> 00:54:47,021 - Can we have our phones? - Yeah, oh. 1318 00:54:48,222 --> 00:54:50,990 Here they are. Just uh 1319 00:54:50,992 --> 00:54:54,260 I was just making sure no Jigsaws got 'em. 1320 00:54:54,262 --> 00:54:55,561 Alright! I love you guys. 1321 00:54:55,563 --> 00:54:57,263 - Bye! - Bye! 1322 00:54:57,265 --> 00:54:59,765 Just delete the first two videos off the phone. 1323 00:54:59,767 --> 00:55:03,102 It was so cute watching you do your thing in there. 1324 00:55:03,104 --> 00:55:06,205 Why don't you put self-driving mode on? 1325 00:55:06,207 --> 00:55:06,874 Why? 1326 00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:10,778 Self-driving mode enabled. 1327 00:55:12,113 --> 00:55:13,681 Oh, yeah... 1328 00:55:15,448 --> 00:55:17,585 Oh, fuck yeah. 1329 00:55:21,222 --> 00:55:23,356 [ Jay moaning ] 1330 00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:33,331 Uh, uh, uh. Don't finish yet. 1331 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,367 I have a surprise. 1332 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:37,770 Let's go in the Ghost Room. 1333 00:55:37,772 --> 00:55:40,039 - The Ghost Room? - Mm-hmm. 1334 00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:41,540 Do you have the Den app on your phone? 1335 00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:44,310 Ummm, no. 1336 00:55:44,312 --> 00:55:46,245 Here, take mine. And I'll meet you in there in a few minutes. 1337 00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:49,615 Okay. Wait baby, it's locked. 1338 00:55:49,617 --> 00:55:52,720 Oh, I hacked it. 6-6-6-9. Hehe. 1339 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:05,700 Okay... 1340 00:56:06,701 --> 00:56:08,069 It's not that scary in here. 1341 00:56:17,979 --> 00:56:20,179 Hi Jay. 1342 00:56:20,181 --> 00:56:22,380 Hi babe. 1343 00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:24,750 I'm sorry your relationship is stressing you out. 1344 00:56:24,752 --> 00:56:27,253 It's really good your girlfriend's out of town 1345 00:56:27,255 --> 00:56:29,121 so we can have some alone time. 1346 00:56:29,123 --> 00:56:30,691 How's the crypto? 1347 00:56:31,859 --> 00:56:33,292 Volatile...? 1348 00:56:33,294 --> 00:56:35,861 Yeah, super volatile. 1349 00:56:35,863 --> 00:56:36,898 I'm gonna make it all better. 1350 00:56:37,698 --> 00:56:40,266 But you have to do exactly 1351 00:56:40,268 --> 00:56:41,700 as I say. 1352 00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:43,436 Take off your shirt. 1353 00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:48,107 Oh wow, look at your body. 1354 00:56:48,109 --> 00:56:49,808 Thanks. 1355 00:56:49,810 --> 00:56:51,579 Now take off those cumbersome pants. 1356 00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:57,349 - Are you growing for me? - Yeah. 1357 00:56:57,351 --> 00:56:59,118 Now stop! 1358 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,588 It's making me so wet. 1359 00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:03,389 Do you wanna taste me? 1360 00:57:03,391 --> 00:57:05,024 Uh-huh! 1361 00:57:05,026 --> 00:57:08,994 Close your eyes. Stick your tongue out. 1362 00:57:08,996 --> 00:57:11,096 Uh-huh... 1363 00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:13,498 - Does it taste good? - Uh-huh. 1364 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,635 Yeah, give it another lick. 1365 00:57:17,238 --> 00:57:19,106 [ Intruder screeches ] 1366 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:22,677 What the fuck!? 1367 00:57:23,377 --> 00:57:24,743 Corinne! 1368 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,512 Her name's Colette. 1369 00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:28,247 I put all your little cameras in here. 1370 00:57:28,249 --> 00:57:30,316 You think that'll be a good scene, Jay? 1371 00:57:30,318 --> 00:57:33,819 - You forgot my name. - No, I didn't forget, Colette. 1372 00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:36,487 So, what...? You're here to take care of us after the vaccine? 1373 00:57:36,489 --> 00:57:39,024 Ooh, yes Jay. 1374 00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:40,826 I'm here to take care of you after the vaccine 1375 00:57:40,828 --> 00:57:42,828 and tend to your fucking wounds. 1376 00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:45,097 - And wait on you hand and foot. - Okay. 1377 00:57:45,099 --> 00:57:46,365 It's gonna make him even more retarded. 1378 00:57:46,367 --> 00:57:46,968 If that's even possible. 1379 00:57:47,935 --> 00:57:49,500 Look at him. 1380 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:50,769 So you guys are making a movie? 1381 00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,404 Yeah, something like that. 1382 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:53,973 Cool. Well, I just finished my midterm project 1383 00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:55,774 for my film class if you wanna see it. 1384 00:57:55,776 --> 00:57:57,678 - Sure. I need a fucking drink. - Same. 1385 00:58:01,549 --> 00:58:06,185 Point that camera at me and film me. I don't think you're fucking ready. 1386 00:58:06,187 --> 00:58:07,720 I'm fully branded, dammit. 1387 00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:10,255 It's my movie! 1388 00:58:10,257 --> 00:58:12,490 Do you like that, Mr. President? 1389 00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:14,626 [ soft music begins ] 1390 00:58:14,628 --> 00:58:17,629 Indivisible with titties and bussy for all. 1391 00:58:17,631 --> 00:58:20,532 It's my fucking movie! 1392 00:58:20,534 --> 00:58:22,570 You hit me, it's gonna hurt. I react. 1393 00:58:23,771 --> 00:58:26,605 "I spit on you mister." 1394 00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:29,174 "Talk like a he/him. Love like a they/them." 1395 00:58:29,176 --> 00:58:30,111 "Identity." 1396 00:58:31,245 --> 00:58:34,279 "My Identity." 1397 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:36,415 This reminds me of Ryan Trecartin. Do you know who that is? 1398 00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:38,150 No. 1399 00:58:38,152 --> 00:58:41,320 I'm in the lab. I'm making Covid. 1400 00:58:41,322 --> 00:58:42,254 I'm making Covid. 1401 00:58:42,256 --> 00:58:44,289 You came up with that? 1402 00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:46,925 Yeah, I did everything myself besides play all the characters. 1403 00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:50,095 - Yeah the editing, it's actually super advanced. - Thanks. 1404 00:58:50,097 --> 00:58:53,198 Even though it's fast, you can tell it's also long. 1405 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,100 I'm so proud of you! 1406 00:58:55,102 --> 00:58:57,069 Maybe I should help you with your movie? 1407 00:58:57,071 --> 00:58:58,771 Definitely. 1408 00:58:58,773 --> 00:59:01,306 I love you, look at me. I love you, look at me. 1409 00:59:01,308 --> 00:59:02,141 I love you, look at me. 1410 00:59:02,143 --> 00:59:04,243 I love you! 1411 00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,780 Colette Unger: Interview subject. 1412 00:59:07,782 --> 00:59:10,315 - Can you pump it? - The Covid-19 pandemic 1413 00:59:10,317 --> 00:59:13,585 has been especially hard on young people. 1414 00:59:13,587 --> 00:59:17,589 - Yeah, my freshman year of college got shut down. - Mm-hmm. 1415 00:59:17,591 --> 00:59:19,658 - You went to zoo-you went to school on zoom or what? - Yeah... 1416 00:59:19,660 --> 00:59:21,095 Oh, there's a booger. 1417 00:59:22,663 --> 00:59:26,533 I don't know, I guess, I'm mad in general. 1418 00:59:26,535 --> 00:59:29,635 But I don't feel fully like my youth has been stolen. 1419 00:59:29,637 --> 00:59:33,072 In all honesty, I'm like sort of rushing to like 1420 00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:35,641 kind of grow up and settle down. 1421 00:59:35,643 --> 00:59:37,042 There we go. 1422 00:59:37,044 --> 00:59:38,610 And now we wait. 1423 00:59:38,612 --> 00:59:42,281 I like the idea of getting married 1424 00:59:42,283 --> 00:59:45,984 and having children and like if the fucking coronavirus, 1425 00:59:45,986 --> 00:59:47,953 keeps us locked in together forever, 1426 00:59:47,955 --> 00:59:51,490 I'd rather be there with somebody. 1427 00:59:51,492 --> 00:59:53,659 That I'm really committed to. That I like really love. 1428 00:59:53,661 --> 00:59:57,196 - Negative. - Cute! 1429 00:59:57,198 --> 00:59:59,298 Where do you think your movie's gonna premiere? 1430 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,767 I don't know. I mean, they're not like really doing 1431 01:00:01,769 --> 01:00:03,570 film festivals for the foreseeable future. 1432 01:00:03,572 --> 01:00:04,603 Hey! 1433 01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:05,773 Hey Jay. 1434 01:00:10,478 --> 01:00:12,778 This stuff is fucking awesome. 1435 01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:15,515 Oh, here it is. 1436 01:00:15,517 --> 01:00:17,349 They're definitely not gonna let you film in there, babe. 1437 01:00:17,351 --> 01:00:19,852 Don't worry. I'll use my phone. 1438 01:00:19,854 --> 01:00:21,420 That's the guy who hooked you up with this? 1439 01:00:21,422 --> 01:00:23,789 Yeah. He knows a nurse. 1440 01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:24,658 He's cute. 1441 01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:35,100 So you're the guy who knows a nurse? 1442 01:00:35,102 --> 01:00:35,769 Yep. 1443 01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:38,670 No mask, huh? 1444 01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:40,307 Natural immunity. 1445 01:00:50,251 --> 01:00:52,284 I'm vaccinated. 1446 01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:53,485 Nice! 1447 01:00:53,487 --> 01:00:55,787 Lemme go get Cornel. 1448 01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:57,322 What the hell Cole? 1449 01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:59,024 I said he was cute. 1450 01:00:59,026 --> 01:01:00,959 - You're nuts. - You are. 1451 01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:02,694 Come on in guys. We're ready. 1452 01:01:02,696 --> 01:01:04,564 - Wait! Are you filming on that? - Yeah... 1453 01:01:04,566 --> 01:01:06,231 You can't take it inside. 1454 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:07,900 - Not even for my movie? - Mm-mmm. Sorry. 1455 01:01:07,902 --> 01:01:09,003 What did I tell you? 1456 01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:13,305 I feel amazing, is that possible? 1457 01:01:13,307 --> 01:01:15,474 I feel very good. 1458 01:01:15,476 --> 01:01:18,443 I actually had a ton of energy the first few hours after my jab. 1459 01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:20,445 So, what do you wanna do? 1460 01:01:20,447 --> 01:01:24,082 Honestly, you guys have an oxygen can. 1461 01:01:24,084 --> 01:01:26,718 You should go on a hike to San Jacinto 1462 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,886 the tram only takes like 10 minutes. 1463 01:01:27,888 --> 01:01:29,388 - That's a great idea. - Let's do it. 1464 01:01:29,390 --> 01:01:30,822 You wanna come Cole? 1465 01:01:30,824 --> 01:01:33,358 Nah, you guys bond over your shots. 1466 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,595 Do you mind driving me back to their place? 1467 01:01:35,597 --> 01:01:37,229 Rock and roll. 1468 01:01:37,231 --> 01:01:37,731 Don't hog it. 1469 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,634 I feel great so far. 1470 01:01:41,636 --> 01:01:43,802 I like your new glasses. 1471 01:01:43,804 --> 01:01:45,404 - Oh yeah, you like these? - Yeah. 1472 01:01:45,406 --> 01:01:48,073 - Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah... 1473 01:01:48,075 --> 01:01:51,009 These glasses have a camera in them. 1474 01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,111 - They're spyglasses. - No! 1475 01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:55,147 - Yeah. You see? - No way! 1476 01:01:55,149 --> 01:01:57,149 See right in the middle of the eyes? That's a camera. 1477 01:01:57,151 --> 01:01:58,450 You've been wearing these, all the time. 1478 01:01:58,452 --> 01:01:59,718 - Yeah! Because I've been... - Spying on me. 1479 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,354 Yeah! 1480 01:02:02,189 --> 01:02:04,289 Cool. 1481 01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:07,359 We're about to go on the tram. It's gonna be a great moment. 1482 01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:08,794 Just two people living in the moment. 1483 01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:10,663 [ soft music begins ] 1484 01:02:10,665 --> 01:02:14,333 This is awesome. Wow! Look how small the windmills look. 1485 01:02:14,335 --> 01:02:16,770 I know, they looked so big when we were down there. 1486 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,608 - Eww. - Gross. 1487 01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:22,443 Covid. 1488 01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,511 Yucky Covid. 1489 01:02:25,513 --> 01:02:27,381 - It's beautiful, huh? - Yeah, It's so nice. 1490 01:02:29,984 --> 01:02:34,152 I just want to say. Umm... I know that we've 1491 01:02:34,154 --> 01:02:36,855 kind of had our troubles recently, 1492 01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:40,593 but you are the most amazing person 1493 01:02:40,595 --> 01:02:42,094 that I've ever met. 1494 01:02:42,096 --> 01:02:44,631 And I love you so much! 1495 01:02:44,633 --> 01:02:47,799 Aw, take this. 1496 01:02:47,801 --> 01:02:51,005 I love you too. 1497 01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,246 Oh my god! 1498 01:03:02,349 --> 01:03:04,783 Oh my god! 1499 01:03:04,785 --> 01:03:05,452 Are you okay?! 1500 01:03:17,064 --> 01:03:18,497 I feel awful. 1501 01:03:18,499 --> 01:03:20,032 I know, me too. 1502 01:03:20,034 --> 01:03:21,833 Are you gonna be okay to drive? 1503 01:03:21,835 --> 01:03:23,203 I hope so. Yeah, I'll be fine. 1504 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:32,913 [ moaning in background ] 1505 01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:38,884 Hello?! 1506 01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:39,786 Oh shit! 1507 01:03:39,788 --> 01:03:40,454 Oh fuck! 1508 01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:43,790 Hey, hey guys. 1509 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:45,324 What are you guys doing? 1510 01:03:45,326 --> 01:03:46,759 Watching TV. 1511 01:03:46,761 --> 01:03:48,460 Were you guys like having sex? 1512 01:03:48,462 --> 01:03:49,729 [ retches, vomits ] 1513 01:03:49,731 --> 01:03:50,495 Oh my god! 1514 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,830 Ohh! 1515 01:03:51,832 --> 01:03:54,667 Sorry that's... unrelated. 1516 01:03:54,669 --> 01:03:55,967 Do you guys mind if we finish? 1517 01:03:55,969 --> 01:03:56,538 Go ahead. 1518 01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:18,457 Wait, you guys are leaving? 1519 01:04:18,459 --> 01:04:20,492 Yeah, sorry. 1520 01:04:20,494 --> 01:04:22,160 What happened to 'get yourself a helpful servant?' 1521 01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:23,696 You'll be fine, see you later. 1522 01:04:23,698 --> 01:04:25,567 - Seeya. - Bye! 1523 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:29,569 Guess no one's taking care of us. 1524 01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:32,070 Come on, I'm already feeling better. 1525 01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:34,239 Yeah, but what if it comes in waves? 1526 01:04:34,241 --> 01:04:36,074 At least we'll have free entertainment for the night. 1527 01:04:36,076 --> 01:04:37,577 What're you talking about? 1528 01:04:37,579 --> 01:04:38,646 I'm a little worried about your age. 1529 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,380 Why? 1530 01:04:41,382 --> 01:04:43,283 Because I really feel like I'm falling for you. 1531 01:04:44,351 --> 01:04:46,719 I'm falling in love with you too. 1532 01:04:46,721 --> 01:04:48,422 Wow... how is this happening? 1533 01:04:49,056 --> 01:04:52,424 It's love. 1534 01:04:52,426 --> 01:04:55,093 - No. I mean, does he know that she's recording him? - It's like you came to me out of a dream. 1535 01:04:55,095 --> 01:04:58,397 She's not recording him. It's FaceTime. 1536 01:04:58,399 --> 01:05:00,265 From the second I saw you from my cousin's boyfriend's car, I felt fate guiding me. 1537 01:05:00,267 --> 01:05:01,402 It's not right to be watching this. 1538 01:05:02,604 --> 01:05:05,671 It just makes you uncomfortable because 1539 01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:08,173 you forgot what real intimacy feels like. 1540 01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:11,076 Celine's almost like a second mom. 1541 01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:14,413 Real intimacy is consensual. 1542 01:05:14,415 --> 01:05:17,817 Don't you think she'd prefer to be, maybe 'sister?' 1543 01:05:17,819 --> 01:05:19,153 Why don't we ask her? 1544 01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:22,889 Celine. 1545 01:05:22,891 --> 01:05:26,057 How did you FaceTime them so fast? 1546 01:05:26,059 --> 01:05:27,593 I've been Facetiming them the whole time. 1547 01:05:27,595 --> 01:05:28,395 What? 1548 01:05:30,632 --> 01:05:31,831 Say hi! 1549 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,666 Hey guys! 1550 01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:34,734 Hey Parthik! 1551 01:05:34,736 --> 01:05:35,802 Hey! 1552 01:05:35,804 --> 01:05:37,202 What's up? 1553 01:05:37,204 --> 01:05:39,037 Kinda funny, huh? 1554 01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:40,706 I love it. 1555 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:42,542 How are you guys feeling? 1556 01:05:42,544 --> 01:05:44,976 Still kind of bad. 1557 01:05:44,978 --> 01:05:46,779 Mmm. I'm okay, I'm a little achy. 1558 01:05:46,781 --> 01:05:49,649 Don't forget that first night 1559 01:05:49,651 --> 01:05:51,285 you're gonna have the craziest dreams. 1560 01:05:52,821 --> 01:05:54,955 [ trippy music beings ] 1561 01:05:56,925 --> 01:05:59,424 How has the Covid-19 pandemic 1562 01:05:59,426 --> 01:06:01,894 impacted your relationships? 1563 01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,563 Do you think pandemic has affected your mental health? 1564 01:06:03,565 --> 01:06:04,996 Love: It's a gamble. 1565 01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:06,766 Everything 1566 01:06:06,768 --> 01:06:08,433 is changed. 1567 01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:09,468 - Coronavirus. - Worldwide reset. 1568 01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:10,969 I thought we'd be married by now. 1569 01:06:10,971 --> 01:06:12,805 I'm scared of all women now. 1570 01:06:12,807 --> 01:06:14,072 Consent form. 1571 01:06:14,074 --> 01:06:16,441 I don't like being on camera. 1572 01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:18,109 Do you think, I'll get blowback for my documentary not being very diverse? 1573 01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:19,344 Definitely! 1574 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,413 Fear and control and paranoia 1575 01:06:21,415 --> 01:06:23,482 I really don't want to be alone again. 1576 01:06:23,484 --> 01:06:24,550 - Yeah, we dug a hole. - Is that a good fit? 1577 01:06:24,552 --> 01:06:25,751 Tight and right. 1578 01:06:25,753 --> 01:06:27,687 Best sales and rentals! 1579 01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:28,987 The government was trying to destroy love. 1580 01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:30,355 The spirit of Kokopelli. 1581 01:06:30,357 --> 01:06:32,491 The most successful doc 1582 01:06:32,493 --> 01:06:34,361 about the Covid-19 pandemic. 1583 01:06:35,563 --> 01:06:37,229 Paralyzed by 1584 01:06:37,231 --> 01:06:39,732 other people's point of view. 1585 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:41,366 - You're acting like it's a pornography. - It's funny. 1586 01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:43,034 Are you a filmmaker? 1587 01:06:43,036 --> 01:06:45,170 It is about my relationship. 1588 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:47,773 - Are you in love? - I hope he dies soon. 1589 01:06:47,775 --> 01:06:49,040 I don't wanna be alone again. 1590 01:06:49,042 --> 01:06:49,876 - What's his name? - Jay. 1591 01:06:49,878 --> 01:06:51,176 Why am I so fucked up? 1592 01:06:51,178 --> 01:06:52,379 Let's see if I have Covid... 1593 01:06:58,753 --> 01:07:01,286 Hey baby! 1594 01:07:01,288 --> 01:07:03,956 For the first part of our wedding video. 1595 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,458 This is me asking Jay. 1596 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:09,695 If he would like to be the best man 1597 01:07:09,697 --> 01:07:10,997 at our beautiful union 1598 01:07:10,999 --> 01:07:11,465 in a couple hours. 1599 01:07:25,647 --> 01:07:28,816 Hey man, would you be the best man at my wedding? 1600 01:07:29,449 --> 01:07:30,983 Parthik? 1601 01:07:30,985 --> 01:07:31,686 Yeah! Good morning, Jay! 1602 01:07:33,021 --> 01:07:35,621 How you feeling? 1603 01:07:35,623 --> 01:07:37,857 Wait, you guys are getting married? 1604 01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:39,426 Yeah, right now! 1605 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,995 [ electric guitar music begins ] 1606 01:07:42,997 --> 01:07:43,829 You know I'm making a wedding movie? 1607 01:07:43,831 --> 01:07:46,197 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1608 01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:47,098 Would you film the ceremony for me? 1609 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,134 Sure. Of course. 1610 01:07:49,136 --> 01:07:51,369 You can use some of the footage in your film if you want. 1611 01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,873 Are you sure you wanna do this Cole? 1612 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,173 It was my idea. 1613 01:07:55,175 --> 01:07:56,207 Really? 1614 01:07:56,209 --> 01:07:58,678 Yeah, I mean 1615 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,478 I see all these millennials like posting on Instagram 1616 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,782 about how they're so unhappy. 1617 01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:04,750 And then they're having like constant 1618 01:08:04,752 --> 01:08:07,352 meaningless sex with people they met on apps. 1619 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:09,287 I don't want that for myself. 1620 01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:10,990 You know, I want a family. 1621 01:08:10,992 --> 01:08:13,926 I want a home. I want stability. 1622 01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:16,996 I wanna really build something like meaningful and deep 1623 01:08:16,998 --> 01:08:18,263 with Parthik. 1624 01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:19,397 You know? 1625 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:21,734 When you know, you know. 1626 01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:23,101 You know? 1627 01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:23,869 I mean, I totally get it. 1628 01:08:23,871 --> 01:08:25,403 I guess. 1629 01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,373 Aw, you look like an angel. 1630 01:08:28,308 --> 01:08:29,544 Does it look good on camera? 1631 01:08:31,713 --> 01:08:32,714 It does. 1632 01:08:35,148 --> 01:08:37,284 Did you write any vows? 1633 01:08:40,622 --> 01:08:43,923 - This is the biggest day of my life. - Yeah, make it good. 1634 01:08:43,925 --> 01:08:45,825 I thought it was gonna be my college graduation. 1635 01:08:45,827 --> 01:08:47,192 But I don't even think I need to do that anymore. 1636 01:08:47,194 --> 01:08:48,761 Yeah, fuck that. 1637 01:08:48,763 --> 01:08:51,229 If you wanna change your mind you still can. 1638 01:08:51,231 --> 01:08:52,732 I don't wanna change my mind. 1639 01:08:52,734 --> 01:08:54,265 K, just checking. 1640 01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:56,301 [ Colette shrieks ] 1641 01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:57,637 Hi Honey! 1642 01:08:57,639 --> 01:08:59,105 Hi Baby! 1643 01:08:59,107 --> 01:09:00,372 Parthik! 1644 01:09:00,374 --> 01:09:01,741 Are you ready? 1645 01:09:01,743 --> 01:09:03,375 Just gotta get official. 1646 01:09:03,377 --> 01:09:04,844 Thank you so much for doing this. 1647 01:09:04,846 --> 01:09:06,413 Oh my god, what a beautiful day to get married. 1648 01:09:07,081 --> 01:09:07,782 Thank you. 1649 01:09:08,816 --> 01:09:09,517 Big, big day. 1650 01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:11,216 Hi Baby. 1651 01:09:11,218 --> 01:09:12,752 Hi! 1652 01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:13,485 Less than 24 hours ago, 1653 01:09:13,487 --> 01:09:15,554 I met the love of my life: 1654 01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:16,323 Colette. 1655 01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:20,158 I knew she was the love of my life 1656 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,695 because we had sex right away 1657 01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:24,666 and 'cause she was nearly half my age. 1658 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:28,701 At this point, 1659 01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:32,538 you might be confused or even a little offended. 1660 01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:34,707 But the funny thing is 1661 01:09:34,709 --> 01:09:37,308 I had a dream about this when I was 13 years old 1662 01:09:37,310 --> 01:09:39,578 and I wrote it down 1663 01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:40,247 and I've kept it with me ever since. 1664 01:09:47,021 --> 01:09:50,692 I just woke up and I had the craziest dream. 1665 01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:56,327 I was madly in love with a little goblin. 1666 01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:58,931 I met her in the school nurse's office. 1667 01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:03,201 She was about six or seven and totally creepy. 1668 01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:06,708 Kinda like that weird girl in the PlayStation commercial. 1669 01:10:07,608 --> 01:10:11,010 Somehow, I fell for her spell, 1670 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:13,679 and we had sex right away, 1671 01:10:13,681 --> 01:10:16,182 right there on the examination table. 1672 01:10:16,184 --> 01:10:18,951 And once we had sex, 1673 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:21,020 the dream told me that we were married, 1674 01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:23,354 even though neither of us was old enough. 1675 01:10:23,356 --> 01:10:24,990 It felt super real 1676 01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:26,424 and when I woke up 1677 01:10:26,426 --> 01:10:29,394 I knew I should feel scared or guilty 1678 01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:33,032 but I felt happy instead. 1679 01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:34,767 Parthik Miraj 1680 01:10:34,769 --> 01:10:36,702 August 14, 1681 01:10:36,704 --> 01:10:37,739 1999. 1682 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:39,439 Love you. 1683 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,581 I also had a dream. 1684 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:50,381 That I was wandering through the desert, 1685 01:10:50,383 --> 01:10:51,619 tired and thirsty and alone. 1686 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,487 And I came across a glimmering lake 1687 01:10:55,489 --> 01:10:57,422 and I thought to myself 1688 01:10:57,424 --> 01:10:59,725 well this must be too good to be true. 1689 01:10:59,727 --> 01:11:00,458 This must be 1690 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:01,927 a mirage. 1691 01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:03,495 What happens 1692 01:11:03,497 --> 01:11:04,830 when a mirage 1693 01:11:04,832 --> 01:11:06,232 becomes a reality? 1694 01:11:06,234 --> 01:11:08,466 Parthik Miraj 1695 01:11:08,468 --> 01:11:11,469 you are my glimmering lake. 1696 01:11:11,471 --> 01:11:15,141 And I plan to drink from your supple waters 1697 01:11:15,143 --> 01:11:17,678 everyday for the rest of my fucking life. 1698 01:11:18,246 --> 01:11:19,444 I love you. 1699 01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:20,313 I love you. 1700 01:11:21,048 --> 01:11:22,016 Amen! 1701 01:11:23,184 --> 01:11:26,185 By the powers invested in me, 1702 01:11:26,187 --> 01:11:26,788 by the State of California. 1703 01:11:27,855 --> 01:11:30,858 Parthik, you may now kiss the bride. 1704 01:11:38,365 --> 01:11:40,065 Love youuuu! 1705 01:11:40,067 --> 01:11:41,100 Love you guys! 1706 01:11:41,102 --> 01:11:42,302 Let's go baby! Woooo! 1707 01:11:43,271 --> 01:11:44,337 We're married! 1708 01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:46,138 Love you, babe. 1709 01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:47,239 Love you. 1710 01:11:47,241 --> 01:11:49,440 That was fun. 1711 01:11:49,442 --> 01:11:51,476 You think it's gonna work out between them? 1712 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,344 I have a good feeling about it, actually. 1713 01:11:53,346 --> 01:11:55,114 [ bottle pops, upbeat music begins ] 1714 01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:57,516 Colette, show em your ring. 1715 01:11:57,518 --> 01:11:58,884 - Amazing. - That's why I'm on top of the world. 1716 01:11:58,886 --> 01:12:00,385 How do I look? 1717 01:12:00,387 --> 01:12:01,554 Oh, y'all filming each other. 1718 01:12:01,556 --> 01:12:02,355 Is this for my wedding video? 1719 01:12:02,824 --> 01:12:04,422 Cheers! 1720 01:12:04,424 --> 01:12:06,759 I've known this guy mad long, 1721 01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:09,261 and to see him glow up like this is absolutely beautiful. 1722 01:12:09,263 --> 01:12:11,197 - Where'd we meet, Billy? - Morongo Casino... 1723 01:12:11,199 --> 01:12:12,397 - How's it going? - Oh hey! 1724 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:13,866 - Are you a friend of Colette? - I'm a friend of Colette. 1725 01:12:13,868 --> 01:12:15,036 - Watch this. - What are you gonna do? 1726 01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:23,042 Bro! With my phone?! 1727 01:12:23,044 --> 01:12:26,946 - I'm gonna show him the car. - Okay. 1728 01:12:26,948 --> 01:12:30,348 - Are you here with anyone? - Ummm, what do you mean? 1729 01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:33,085 - I mean, do you have a date or...? - Oh, to this? To this? 1730 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:35,120 Yeah. 1731 01:12:35,122 --> 01:12:36,088 Yeah, no umm, yeah I'm here with my girlfriend. 1732 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:37,357 Oh, oh okay. 1733 01:12:38,226 --> 01:12:39,692 Parthik and Colette, 1734 01:12:39,694 --> 01:12:42,862 I'm so happy for you guys. 1735 01:12:42,864 --> 01:12:44,997 I can't believe you found each other. 1736 01:12:44,999 --> 01:12:46,098 You really found love 1737 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:48,433 in a hopeless place. 1738 01:12:48,435 --> 01:12:51,469 I always knew I was gonna get married young just like my parents, and I did. 1739 01:12:51,471 --> 01:12:53,672 - I'm blind... to everybody else. - Who are these skanks? 1740 01:12:53,674 --> 01:12:54,876 - I'm a fan. - Oh, thank you. 1741 01:12:57,178 --> 01:12:59,410 Hey Guys! 1742 01:12:59,412 --> 01:13:03,315 I would love it if you guys could join us, in there. 1743 01:13:03,317 --> 01:13:06,952 If you're wearing a fucking mask take those shits off. 1744 01:13:06,954 --> 01:13:11,724 - It's so beautiful! We got Del Taco. - We got the Del. 1745 01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:13,959 - His favorite. - Only the best for my baby. 1746 01:13:13,961 --> 01:13:16,929 - I love the belly ring. - Thank you. 1747 01:13:16,931 --> 01:13:19,430 - Is that new? - Yeah, I got it just for this occasion. 1748 01:13:19,432 --> 01:13:21,667 Oh I love you, bitch. 1749 01:13:21,669 --> 01:13:23,170 - I'm so glad I'm here. - Thank you for coming, mama. 1750 01:13:25,006 --> 01:13:27,206 Jay and Celine! 1751 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,774 Celine... 1752 01:13:28,776 --> 01:13:31,143 How do you feel about your little cousin 1753 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,443 getting married before you? 1754 01:13:32,445 --> 01:13:33,180 I'm furious. 1755 01:13:34,615 --> 01:13:37,182 Why doesn't Jay propose? 1756 01:13:37,184 --> 01:13:38,653 I don't know, why don't you ask him? 1757 01:13:39,452 --> 01:13:41,553 Jay... 1758 01:13:41,555 --> 01:13:44,056 Why don't you propose to Celine? 1759 01:13:44,058 --> 01:13:46,725 I propose you just enjoy your wedding, 1760 01:13:46,727 --> 01:13:49,695 you devious little instigator. 1761 01:13:49,697 --> 01:13:51,263 Don't get into our business, okay. 1762 01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:53,498 I have get ready for my big number anyway. 1763 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,068 You take this. 1764 01:13:58,572 --> 01:14:00,940 Hey... should we? 1765 01:14:00,942 --> 01:14:03,008 - What? - Just get married? 1766 01:14:03,010 --> 01:14:05,945 Sure. 1767 01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:09,917 I think umm, this'll be the last chance I have to get stuff for my doc. So... 1768 01:14:12,553 --> 01:14:13,521 Okay... 1769 01:14:15,823 --> 01:14:17,923 Jay's never gonna marry me. 1770 01:14:17,925 --> 01:14:19,825 He doesn't fucking love me. 1771 01:14:19,827 --> 01:14:21,929 If he loves me it's in the way that I don't understand. 1772 01:14:29,570 --> 01:14:30,470 He do, he do. 1773 01:14:36,544 --> 01:14:37,576 Olive? 1774 01:14:37,578 --> 01:14:38,644 Yeah! 1775 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:39,378 Do your remember me? 1776 01:14:39,380 --> 01:14:40,312 I'm Celine. 1777 01:14:40,314 --> 01:14:41,180 Colette's cousin. 1778 01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:42,915 Oh Celine! 1779 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:45,417 I didn't recognize you behind the camera. 1780 01:14:45,419 --> 01:14:47,553 Colette said you were making a movie about this? 1781 01:14:47,555 --> 01:14:49,755 Yeah! Do you wanna be in it? 1782 01:14:49,757 --> 01:14:51,857 Aren't I kinda in it right now? 1783 01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:53,859 Hmm, kind of. I don't know if this will make the cut... 1784 01:14:53,861 --> 01:14:55,661 Well, what would I have to do? 1785 01:14:55,663 --> 01:14:57,495 Have you met my boyfriend? 1786 01:14:57,497 --> 01:14:59,298 That guy over there? 1787 01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:01,633 Yeah... the guy in the glasses. 1788 01:15:01,635 --> 01:15:02,668 Everybody! 1789 01:15:02,670 --> 01:15:04,003 Meet my beautiful bride: 1790 01:15:04,005 --> 01:15:05,106 Colette Miraj! 1791 01:15:08,509 --> 01:15:10,011 Let's show 'em what we got. 1792 01:15:15,082 --> 01:15:20,753 ♪ There's a saying old, says that love is blind ♪ 1793 01:15:20,755 --> 01:15:26,125 ♪ Still we're often told, seek and ye shall find ♪ 1794 01:15:26,127 --> 01:15:32,533 ♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad I've had in mind ♪ 1795 01:15:35,836 --> 01:15:41,640 ♪ Looking everywhere, haven't found him yet ♪ 1796 01:15:41,642 --> 01:15:46,678 ♪ He's the big affair I cannot forget ♪ 1797 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:52,686 ♪ Only man I ever think of with regret ♪ 1798 01:15:56,757 --> 01:16:02,930 - ♪ I'd like to add his initial to my monogram? - Why don't you walk over to him ♪ 1799 01:16:04,565 --> 01:16:06,999 Colette Miraj. 1800 01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:09,902 ♪ Tell me where is the shepherd ♪ 1801 01:16:09,904 --> 01:16:11,904 Is the song hitting? 1802 01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:14,241 The song? Hitting? Yeah, she's great. 1803 01:16:17,344 --> 01:16:22,114 ♪ There's a somebody I'm longin' to see ♪ 1804 01:16:22,116 --> 01:16:28,454 ♪ I hope that he turns out to be ♪ 1805 01:16:28,456 --> 01:16:32,991 - ? The one who'll watch over me? - What? It's just for the movie... 1806 01:16:32,993 --> 01:16:33,627 See... 1807 01:16:35,896 --> 01:16:39,598 ♪ To one who'll watch over me ♪ 1808 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:40,999 Excuse me, sorry! 1809 01:16:41,001 --> 01:16:42,734 Sorry Colette, that was so beautiful. 1810 01:16:42,736 --> 01:16:45,604 You're so beautiful. 1811 01:16:45,606 --> 01:16:47,206 To the happy couple! 1812 01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:48,676 Let's give a round of applause... 1813 01:16:54,048 --> 01:16:57,683 Your girlfriend told me those glasses 1814 01:16:57,685 --> 01:16:58,617 have a camera in them. 1815 01:16:58,619 --> 01:16:59,318 Is that true? 1816 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,953 Yeah. 1817 01:17:00,955 --> 01:17:03,188 She also mentioned that you proposed tonight. 1818 01:17:03,190 --> 01:17:03,858 Is that true? 1819 01:17:04,492 --> 01:17:06,458 It's amazing. 1820 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:07,527 It's so great, that you guys 1821 01:17:07,529 --> 01:17:09,294 just met 1822 01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:10,364 and went for it. 1823 01:17:11,365 --> 01:17:12,831 'Cause the thing about 1824 01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:13,932 some people 1825 01:17:13,934 --> 01:17:16,468 is that they wait too long 1826 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:18,873 and it's like you wake up next to your sibling. 1827 01:17:21,075 --> 01:17:23,375 She asked me do I think you're hot... 1828 01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:26,879 And I said I did. 1829 01:17:26,881 --> 01:17:29,481 Well, I think you're... I think you're hot too. 1830 01:17:29,483 --> 01:17:31,683 But you are a new couple 1831 01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:35,320 so I will give you some advice. 1832 01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:37,389 The thing about relationships is they aren't easy. 1833 01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:38,159 They're not easy... 1834 01:17:38,993 --> 01:17:41,996 But if you can make it through, 1835 01:17:44,365 --> 01:17:45,833 Then you did it. 1836 01:17:46,867 --> 01:17:48,235 Then you did it. 1837 01:17:49,503 --> 01:17:50,804 Then you did it. 1838 01:17:52,673 --> 01:17:53,974 Then you did it. 1839 01:17:55,577 --> 01:17:57,544 I love you so much. 1840 01:17:57,546 --> 01:18:00,045 I'm really sorry. 1841 01:18:00,047 --> 01:18:02,582 I got it... honey, I got it. 1842 01:18:02,584 --> 01:18:06,785 - That's my wife's cousin. - A rousing speech from my cousin Celine, everybody. 1843 01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:08,189 What do you guys say we finish the song? 1844 01:18:10,758 --> 01:18:12,958 Interview Subject: Celine Unger 1845 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:13,959 [ soft music begins ] 1846 01:18:13,961 --> 01:18:15,628 What is this movie about? 1847 01:18:15,630 --> 01:18:17,564 I guess it's not really about Covid. 1848 01:18:17,566 --> 01:18:19,198 It is about my relationship. 1849 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,366 I don't know what to do about Jay. 1850 01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:24,136 I mean, the longer we go without having sex, 1851 01:18:24,138 --> 01:18:26,371 the harder it is to remember why we were even together in the first place. 1852 01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:28,106 I need to figure out 1853 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:30,375 or resolve this once and for all. 1854 01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:33,011 I guess I could always make something happen 1855 01:18:33,013 --> 01:18:36,415 but that's not exactly in the spirit of documentary film making 1856 01:18:36,417 --> 01:18:38,951 I can see our early days really clearly 1857 01:18:38,953 --> 01:18:40,719 with this feeling of 1858 01:18:40,721 --> 01:18:42,555 intense nostalgia 1859 01:18:42,557 --> 01:18:44,456 and longing. 1860 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:45,859 'Dyckia Whiplash' that's what I'm gonna give you. 1861 01:18:46,695 --> 01:18:48,595 I love Jay and I miss him. 1862 01:18:48,597 --> 01:18:49,230 Never change. 1863 01:19:12,853 --> 01:19:14,888 [ mysterious music begins ] 1864 01:19:35,309 --> 01:19:37,677 Do I look like a girl with a plan? 1865 01:19:37,679 --> 01:19:38,912 It's cause I am. 1866 01:19:40,749 --> 01:19:41,982 Celine. 1867 01:19:44,118 --> 01:19:46,619 I just figured it out. 1868 01:19:46,621 --> 01:19:48,088 And it's gonna be awesome. 1869 01:19:58,232 --> 01:19:58,999 Celine... 1870 01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:09,544 Celine! 1871 01:20:13,881 --> 01:20:15,015 Celine! 1872 01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:27,826 Use the movie to find me. 1873 01:20:27,828 --> 01:20:28,994 Our week's almost up. 1874 01:20:28,996 --> 01:20:30,996 Checkout is tomorrow. 1875 01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:31,999 P.S. Don't forget to record everything. 1876 01:20:49,116 --> 01:20:51,416 I'm relying on your high-IQ. 1877 01:20:51,418 --> 01:20:52,484 Sperg mind 1878 01:20:52,486 --> 01:20:53,220 to get us out 1879 01:20:53,854 --> 01:20:56,421 alive. 1880 01:20:56,423 --> 01:20:59,391 "I'm really sorry, but I'm kind of like in puzzle mode now." 1881 01:20:59,393 --> 01:21:00,660 "Puzzle mode?" 1882 01:21:00,662 --> 01:21:02,194 "I wanna figure this shit out." 1883 01:21:02,196 --> 01:21:03,030 - "-Puzzle mode? - Yeah." 1884 01:21:18,245 --> 01:21:24,182 "All it takes to log in is something I said when I was you and you were me." 1885 01:21:24,184 --> 01:21:27,454 When I was you... And you were me...? 1886 01:21:34,061 --> 01:21:39,766 "Aw... well let's try and make this can of worms, a good can of worms." 1887 01:21:39,768 --> 01:21:42,134 "Like put your birthday in my calendar so I don't forget it again." 1888 01:21:42,136 --> 01:21:43,370 Can of worms? 1889 01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:45,640 Worms? 1890 01:21:47,941 --> 01:21:49,009 My birthday...? 1891 01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:59,418 Your password was my birthday? 1892 01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:01,153 "Find me before sunrise or we're breaking up." 1893 01:22:01,155 --> 01:22:03,088 "P.S. I do see numbers and patterns 1894 01:22:03,090 --> 01:22:04,956 in everything, Jay." 1895 01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:08,360 I thought she saw numbers and patterns in everything. 1896 01:22:08,362 --> 01:22:09,463 Turns out, she's just a normal girl. 1897 01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:15,035 Let me just set the timer. 1898 01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:18,573 He'll thank me when it's over. 1899 01:22:24,044 --> 01:22:26,612 Wow... 1900 01:22:26,614 --> 01:22:28,015 "Do you think putting yourself in the movie changes it?" 1901 01:22:29,483 --> 01:22:32,484 "Changes it? It's MY MO-VIE!" 1902 01:22:32,486 --> 01:22:34,587 Your movie. 1903 01:22:34,589 --> 01:22:38,290 - "Cause one day this'll all be over. - "-"Good." 1904 01:22:38,292 --> 01:22:41,126 "Yeah good, except we'll be so glad it's over, that we'll forget all about it." 1905 01:22:41,128 --> 01:22:44,095 "Everyone will. And they shouldn't!" 1906 01:22:44,097 --> 01:22:45,397 "And that's why for this movie." 1907 01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:52,103 "Every Little Detail Is Important." 1908 01:22:52,105 --> 01:22:56,374 Oh god. What does this mean? What is this? 1909 01:22:56,376 --> 01:22:57,579 - "It's giving me coordinates. - "Okay..." 1910 01:22:59,547 --> 01:23:03,516 - "What's your code again? - "It's 3-6-4-8-0-1..." 1911 01:23:03,518 --> 01:23:06,752 - "Keep filming! C'mon. - "Why?" 1912 01:23:06,754 --> 01:23:08,821 "So we'll know what to do next time!" 1913 01:23:08,823 --> 01:23:13,291 - "So what you just pump it up?" - "With this jack it's like 1 or 2 pumps ya know..." 1914 01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:15,028 "But with your little scissor jack it's probably 10 or 15 rotations." 1915 01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:17,763 "Maybe he doesn't wanna be filmed..." 1916 01:23:17,765 --> 01:23:19,431 That can't be it. 1917 01:23:19,433 --> 01:23:20,000 "Do you think it's weird?" 1918 01:23:21,401 --> 01:23:23,771 "-It's probably 10 or 15 rotations." 1919 01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:27,474 No fucking way. 1920 01:23:29,644 --> 01:23:32,045 13... 14... 1921 01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:39,417 No fucking way! 1922 01:23:39,419 --> 01:23:40,820 "It's just a little debris. Somebody else's tire." 1923 01:23:40,822 --> 01:23:42,788 You left this for me? 1924 01:23:42,790 --> 01:23:44,224 33... what is that? 1925 01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:46,761 The age Jesus died? 1926 01:23:48,663 --> 01:23:53,799 I feel like if you see yourself through my eyes literally, 1927 01:23:53,801 --> 01:23:56,034 you will understand how awesome you are. 1928 01:23:56,036 --> 01:23:59,972 I'm excited for you to see how it all comes together. 1929 01:23:59,974 --> 01:24:02,508 Alright babe, you asked me to film everything and I'm doing it. 1930 01:24:02,510 --> 01:24:05,443 Okay. A folder called "The Code". 1931 01:24:05,445 --> 01:24:07,047 Ten clips... airdrop. 1932 01:24:08,917 --> 01:24:10,050 I've seen that. 1933 01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:13,285 I have seen that! 1934 01:24:13,287 --> 01:24:16,154 Okay this is new. 1935 01:24:16,156 --> 01:24:20,392 "You have no idea how many freaks we get for the whole ghost thing." 1936 01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:22,129 "Just don't burn the place down and we'll be all good." 1937 01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:25,798 What is this...? 1938 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,501 "-freaks we get for the whole ghost thing." 1939 01:24:29,671 --> 01:24:32,838 "Go Celine! Go Celine!" 1940 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,106 "This padlock was made by a warlock, babe!" 1941 01:24:35,108 --> 01:24:37,175 "Wait baby it's locked." 1942 01:24:37,177 --> 01:24:40,846 "I hacked it. 6-6-6-9. Hehe." 1943 01:24:40,848 --> 01:24:42,282 Yep. I remember. 1944 01:24:43,651 --> 01:24:45,787 Okay, let's see what the deal is in here. 1945 01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:50,558 Maybe Parthik'll know... 1946 01:25:04,806 --> 01:25:07,105 Hey! What's up, man? 1947 01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:08,774 Kinda honeymoonin' over here. 1948 01:25:08,776 --> 01:25:11,142 Okay man, sorry but do you know where Celine is? 1949 01:25:11,144 --> 01:25:13,478 Have you checked your house? 1950 01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:15,014 Haha. Funny. But ummm 1951 01:25:15,016 --> 01:25:15,915 no, she's not here. 1952 01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:17,349 Let me ask my wifey. 1953 01:25:17,351 --> 01:25:19,685 Hey-say hi to Jay. 1954 01:25:19,687 --> 01:25:20,886 Hey Jay. 1955 01:25:20,888 --> 01:25:21,854 Do you know where Celine is? 1956 01:25:21,856 --> 01:25:23,889 Nope. 1957 01:25:23,891 --> 01:25:25,123 Sorry we couldn't be more of a help, man. 1958 01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:26,726 No-no, hey, just one more thing. 1959 01:25:26,728 --> 01:25:28,561 Okay... 1960 01:25:28,563 --> 01:25:30,295 What was the ghost thing that happened in this house? 1961 01:25:30,297 --> 01:25:32,098 The family 1962 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:34,132 that built the original house 1963 01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:35,901 they moved out within a year because 1964 01:25:35,903 --> 01:25:38,236 they were convinced a ghost haunted the place. 1965 01:25:38,238 --> 01:25:41,172 Okay and what was the family's name? 1966 01:25:41,174 --> 01:25:42,708 - Colmores! The Colmores. - Colmores. 1967 01:25:42,710 --> 01:25:44,644 Okay and what... I don't wanna freak you out, but... 1968 01:25:44,646 --> 01:25:45,878 [ Colette moaning in background ] 1969 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:47,847 the year was written on the wall in blood. 1970 01:25:47,849 --> 01:25:49,314 And what year was it? 1971 01:25:49,316 --> 01:25:51,886 - 49! 49! - 49! 49! 1972 01:25:52,987 --> 01:25:54,388 Thanks man! 1973 01:25:57,157 --> 01:25:59,525 Whoa... it's true. 1974 01:25:59,527 --> 01:26:01,426 - Oh fuck, you're still here dude? - Hang up! 1975 01:26:01,428 --> 01:26:02,262 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1976 01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:05,765 33 and 49 1977 01:26:05,767 --> 01:26:07,767 what does it mean? 1978 01:26:07,769 --> 01:26:09,704 Well, I guess it probably is haunted after all. 1979 01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:11,873 That's weird. 1980 01:26:13,641 --> 01:26:17,175 I just miss having fun and going to dinner, 1981 01:26:17,177 --> 01:26:19,477 waking up and having sex. 1982 01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:21,212 The old Jay used to like the way I did everything! 1983 01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:22,915 I really miss what we had. 1984 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,382 "Are you filming me right now?" 1985 01:26:24,384 --> 01:26:27,019 "I don't know... maybe." 1986 01:26:27,021 --> 01:26:30,022 "Please don't talk about work stuff on camera. Don't ask me about it." 1987 01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:33,491 "I dare you to think of a scenario in which the price of CX coin 1988 01:26:33,493 --> 01:26:35,528 at this exact moment, will matter." 1989 01:26:35,530 --> 01:26:39,699 "-price of CX coin at this exact moment, will matter." 1990 01:26:39,701 --> 01:26:40,467 "Who's gonna edit this thing?" 1991 01:26:41,301 --> 01:26:43,638 "I don't know... me?" 1992 01:26:49,844 --> 01:26:53,981 "The price of CXcoin at this exact moment." 1993 01:26:59,286 --> 01:27:00,521 Ohmigod, fuck. 1994 01:27:02,056 --> 01:27:06,559 Tommy! What the fuck's happening with CX?! 1995 01:27:06,561 --> 01:27:09,461 We were messaging you last night man. We dumped 6am this morning. 1996 01:27:09,463 --> 01:27:11,463 - You did?! - Look, we had to dump you didn't finish your NFTs. 1997 01:27:11,465 --> 01:27:14,133 Tell me you dumped! 1998 01:27:14,135 --> 01:27:17,903 Alright, you didn't dump. Just dump now, get out while you can. 1999 01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:20,740 I'm so fucking stupid. 2000 01:27:20,742 --> 01:27:23,878 - "-Why are we so dumb? - Maybe we're just not a good team." 2001 01:27:24,545 --> 01:27:26,411 "Don't say that." 2002 01:27:26,413 --> 01:27:27,782 We are a good team. 2003 01:27:33,121 --> 01:27:36,354 You're crazy, baby. 2004 01:27:36,356 --> 01:27:39,292 I understand. It was irresponsible but it'll never happen again. 2005 01:27:43,497 --> 01:27:44,899 Ohmigod! Sorry! I'm so sorry! 2006 01:27:46,934 --> 01:27:48,468 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 2007 01:27:54,374 --> 01:27:58,744 Yo, big dog! I thought you already figured out this room. 2008 01:27:58,746 --> 01:28:00,445 Yea, I did! I did! I don't know bro I just liked it so much 2009 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:03,115 I thought I'd come and figure it out again! 2010 01:28:03,117 --> 01:28:06,552 - Are there any other numbers in here? - Numbers? 2011 01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:08,421 - Yeah like these locks and these clocks... - Oh... 2012 01:28:10,858 --> 01:28:14,459 Under the mattress. Right there, 115. 2013 01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:16,494 "Well no clues under the bed." 2014 01:28:16,496 --> 01:28:18,833 Ho, ho yes! I can't believe I missed that! 2015 01:28:20,134 --> 01:28:24,103 Celine, she bought the CCTV footage for 45.99. 2016 01:28:24,105 --> 01:28:25,871 "Love you." 2017 01:28:25,873 --> 01:28:27,440 You ever see this movie...? Titanic. 2018 01:28:32,445 --> 01:28:33,915 "Ohmigod!" 2019 01:28:40,254 --> 01:28:42,690 What does it all mean, Celine? 2020 01:28:46,294 --> 01:28:49,261 I love you so much. 2021 01:28:49,263 --> 01:28:49,997 "I love you too." 2022 01:29:01,542 --> 01:29:03,911 You actual literal genius! 2023 01:29:05,613 --> 01:29:07,480 You filmed me on your phone? 2024 01:29:10,117 --> 01:29:11,586 How the fuck did you do that? 2025 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:14,954 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2026 01:29:14,956 --> 01:29:17,892 Getting all charged up, so I can solve the mystery. 2027 01:29:20,528 --> 01:29:24,565 Hahaha, I did it. I signed up for OnlyFans. 2028 01:29:26,734 --> 01:29:31,003 Ohmigod, 20 dollars?! But you're my girlfriend. 2029 01:29:31,005 --> 01:29:33,873 "Hi Jay. I'm glad you became one of my fans. 2030 01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:36,976 In fact, you're my only fan, 2031 01:29:36,978 --> 01:29:39,178 because you're the only email address I gave sign-up access to." 2032 01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:41,113 Oh, thank god. 2033 01:29:41,115 --> 01:29:43,883 "I know you must be focusing on me right now, 2034 01:29:43,885 --> 01:29:46,621 but I need you to stop and get a read on your temperature." 2035 01:29:48,923 --> 01:29:52,825 "Yeah, it's exactly 103.5. That's the perfect temp!" 2036 01:29:52,827 --> 01:29:54,960 "That's exactly the number we want." 2037 01:29:54,962 --> 01:29:55,796 Niceballs. 2038 01:29:57,298 --> 01:29:58,631 This is the last video! 2039 01:29:58,633 --> 01:30:00,933 Why this video? 2040 01:30:00,935 --> 01:30:04,003 "So do we have one of those secret robots?" 2041 01:30:04,005 --> 01:30:06,906 - "Umm no we don't." - "Good cause I hate Siri-". 2042 01:30:06,908 --> 01:30:09,708 Wait umm... Siri, hey Siri? 2043 01:30:09,710 --> 01:30:12,311 Alexa? Hey Alexa... Are there others? 2044 01:30:12,313 --> 01:30:14,780 Hey Google. Hey Bixby! 2045 01:30:14,782 --> 01:30:17,349 Okay, Cortana! Hello Brighton! 2046 01:30:17,351 --> 01:30:19,718 Hey Jay. 2047 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:22,154 What the fuck is a Brighton? This house has a Brighton? 2048 01:30:22,156 --> 01:30:25,257 I have a message to you from Celine. Do you want me to read it? 2049 01:30:25,259 --> 01:30:28,661 - Yes! - "I guess there was a secret robot after all." 2050 01:30:28,663 --> 01:30:31,230 "Tell Brighton what you discovered and maybe you can find me." 2051 01:30:31,232 --> 01:30:38,904 33... 49... 18.345... 115... 50... 103.5 2052 01:30:38,906 --> 01:30:42,641 Thank you, Jay. Those sound like coordinates. 2053 01:30:42,643 --> 01:30:45,177 - Would you like me to find the location? - Yes definitely! I want the location! 2054 01:30:45,179 --> 01:30:48,013 Would you like the latitude to be north or south? 2055 01:30:48,015 --> 01:30:49,581 9th grade, what was this? Latitude, flatitude... 2056 01:30:49,583 --> 01:30:52,017 Let's try north! 2057 01:30:52,019 --> 01:30:55,254 - Would you like the longitude to be east or west? - East. 2058 01:30:55,256 --> 01:30:59,558 Your location is Unnamed Road, Anhui, People's Republic of China. 2059 01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,794 Okay, that's definitely not it! Okay Brighton, let's try same coordi... 2060 01:31:01,796 --> 01:31:04,563 Coordinates... Coordinate mode. 2061 01:31:04,565 --> 01:31:07,433 - "It's giving me coordinates." - Ohmigod was that a clue from the very beginning?! 2062 01:31:07,435 --> 01:31:09,969 Damn! She's good! Okay Brighton, let's try the same coordinates 2063 01:31:09,971 --> 01:31:13,672 latitude north, longitude west. 2064 01:31:13,674 --> 01:31:17,176 Your location is Unnamed Road, Joshua Tree National Park, California. 2065 01:31:17,178 --> 01:31:18,344 Wooh! 2066 01:31:18,346 --> 01:31:20,713 Sorry Brighton. 2067 01:31:20,715 --> 01:31:24,283 - Shall I send you a pin? - Yep! Drop a pin. 2068 01:31:24,285 --> 01:31:26,719 Baby, remember when you said I was a bad navigator? 2069 01:31:26,721 --> 01:31:28,687 I'm gonna find you. 2070 01:31:28,689 --> 01:31:29,790 We're so freaking close. 2071 01:31:40,601 --> 01:31:42,868 Celine! 2072 01:31:42,870 --> 01:31:44,905 - I figured it out. - "I got it!" 2073 01:31:46,574 --> 01:31:48,574 Celine! 2074 01:31:48,576 --> 01:31:52,911 Does this movie have to be about us and our relationship? 2075 01:31:52,913 --> 01:31:55,948 To be honest, I don't really like documentaries. 2076 01:31:55,950 --> 01:31:58,517 - I added up all the numbers. - "These numbers, it's gotta mean something." 2077 01:31:58,519 --> 01:31:58,986 I need some guidance. 2078 01:32:01,322 --> 01:32:02,757 Send the signal. 2079 01:32:03,657 --> 01:32:06,358 - Celine! - "Fuck!" 2080 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,193 Did you leave me out here to die? 2081 01:32:08,195 --> 01:32:09,130 It's almost dawn. 2082 01:32:10,398 --> 01:32:13,000 I'm running out of time... 2083 01:32:15,736 --> 01:32:17,805 [ tender music plays ] 2084 01:32:26,247 --> 01:32:27,181 Celine? 2085 01:32:30,351 --> 01:32:31,218 Celine... 2086 01:34:56,497 --> 01:34:57,698 Wow. 2087 01:35:04,405 --> 01:35:07,607 I think-I think it's 2088 01:35:07,609 --> 01:35:08,307 I think it's awesome. 2089 01:35:08,309 --> 01:35:09,741 Really? 2090 01:35:09,743 --> 01:35:12,244 Yes, really... it's like 2091 01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:14,114 I mean, it's something really special. 2092 01:35:14,649 --> 01:35:16,915 Thanks. 2093 01:35:16,917 --> 01:35:19,151 I'm still putting the finishing touches on it. 2094 01:35:19,153 --> 01:35:21,021 Well it seems done to me. 2095 01:35:21,690 --> 01:35:23,488 Almost... 2096 01:35:23,490 --> 01:35:24,858 There's one more scene. 2097 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,095 This? 2098 01:35:29,063 --> 01:35:30,197 Yep. 2099 01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:34,068 It was a crazy time. 2100 01:35:35,269 --> 01:35:36,802 For everyone. 2101 01:35:36,804 --> 01:35:37,504 Yeah... 2102 01:35:42,611 --> 01:35:43,978 Are we good? 2103 01:35:45,045 --> 01:35:47,379 We're better than good. 2104 01:35:47,381 --> 01:35:48,782 We're in love again. 2105 01:35:50,884 --> 01:35:51,952 What? 2106 01:35:52,654 --> 01:35:54,788 I'm pregnant. 2107 01:39:01,676 --> 01:39:04,142 Look at all these people. 2108 01:39:04,144 --> 01:39:06,213 - All these people worked on the movie? - Mhhmm. 2109 01:39:10,585 --> 01:39:11,485 Awesome. 2110 01:39:19,293 --> 01:39:21,061 Did you pay these people? 2111 01:39:21,995 --> 01:39:23,230 Mostly... 2111 01:39:24,305 --> 01:40:24,754 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm