Christmas Party

1 00:00:01,636 --> 00:00:03,203 (logo reverberating) 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 3 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,328 (relaxing music) 4 00:00:34,569 --> 00:00:36,538 - [Ruth] I mean, I really like that project that we did, 5 00:00:36,638 --> 00:00:37,772 to be honest. 6 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,239 - Yeah, but on the whole, 7 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,009 I just think this year's been a massive bore. 8 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:42,544 I mean, the most interesting thing, 9 00:00:42,644 --> 00:00:44,512 was that Bridie had a baby, and I swear to God, 10 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,047 if I have to see one more photo of that potato-ey blob. 11 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:48,950 - Oh, come on, he's cute. 12 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,384 - I just miss the good old days, 13 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:51,920 where people would be gossiping 14 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,320 over who got what segment of the mag 15 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,055 or secretly sleeping around. 16 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,257 - You're literally fucking the CEO. 17 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:01,228 - Fine, when I wasn't the only one secretly sleeping around. 18 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:04,131 - Yeah, well you weren't exactly secret about it. 19 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,099 - Well, remember two years ago, 20 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,569 we did that story about that guy 21 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:09,369 who was taking photos of girls he'd brought home 22 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,371 and then selling them online, 23 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,942 then we found out Shauna had actually slept with him. 24 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:14,976 - I didn't hear about that! 25 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,678 - Oh, that was juicy. 26 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:17,812 You didn't see the story? 27 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,313 - Well, I work in accounts, 28 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,516 I don't exactly read the trash that we put out. 29 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:26,253 Oh, I don't mean your fashion segments, I love those. 30 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,855 - If you'd been reading them, 31 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:29,423 you wouldn't be sat here dressed like a middle-aged mom, 32 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,859 who hasn't been fingered for years. 33 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,629 - That's not what I look like! 34 00:01:34,729 --> 00:01:37,565 - [Stacy] Speaking of which, how's Eric? 35 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,467 - Oh, he's so perfect Stace, 36 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:43,071 I finally found a guy that actually respects me. 37 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,739 (Gemma groaning) (hand smacking) 38 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:48,408 He's so caring and gentle and he's a proper feminist, 39 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,143 he loves how intelligent I am. 40 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,013 - You dumb fucking stupid slut, 41 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,180 you like it, (Gemma groaning) 42 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,215 you like it? (Eric grunting) 43 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,185 - And you'll never guess what, 44 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:01,488 I think he's gonna propose! 45 00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:04,291 'Cause he's been acting really strange recently 46 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,126 and going out of the house 47 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,763 and he's spending Christmas with my family, 48 00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:10,397 so it's perfect timing. 49 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:19,641 (Eric grunting) 50 00:02:19,741 --> 00:02:21,141 - I can't believe it. 51 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,343 - Yep, you're looking at a soon to be wifey! 52 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,581 - I literally can't imagine anything worse. 53 00:02:26,681 --> 00:02:27,682 - What? 54 00:02:27,782 --> 00:02:30,350 - Well, marriage, one man, 55 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,486 one cock, for the rest of your life? 56 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:33,788 - Yes. 57 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:35,155 - You want that? 58 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,524 - Of course. 59 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,992 It's gonna be the best Christmas ever. 60 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:39,292 - Well yeah, sure. 61 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,029 But then he's still gonna be there, 62 00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:42,864 for the Christmas after that and the Christmas after that 63 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:44,565 and the Christmas after that, and the Christmas after- 64 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,299 - Okay, okay, I get what you're saying, 65 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,769 but why wouldn't I wanna spend my favorite day of the year, 66 00:02:47,869 --> 00:02:49,504 with my favorite person? 67 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:52,840 I mean, he's the stuffing to my turkey, 68 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:53,975 (Stacey grunting) 69 00:02:54,075 --> 00:02:55,475 the star to my Christmas tree, 70 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,344 the Christmas to my cracker. 71 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,681 - Okay, I get it, Christmas is like your thing, 72 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,015 (Ruth laughing) 73 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,784 but you're getting sidetracked here. 74 00:03:02,884 --> 00:03:05,887 You're honestly telling me, that for the rest of your life, 75 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:09,624 you want to wake up to the same laugh, the same jokes, 76 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:12,660 the same sex, every single day, until you die. 77 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,695 - Yes! 78 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,363 (Stacey sighing) 79 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,099 - You're hopeless. 80 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,801 I'm gonna be praying for you, 81 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:22,036 while you're off planning your nativity themed wedding. 82 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:24,371 - Oh my God, that is such a good idea! 83 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,074 - You've got issues. 84 00:03:26,174 --> 00:03:29,209 (Ruth laughing) 85 00:03:29,911 --> 00:03:31,445 - I should get going. 86 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,413 - You can't stay for one more drink? 87 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,416 - In exactly 43 minutes, it's gonna be the first of December 88 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,385 and I have a surprise for Eric, 89 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,021 to kickstart the festivities. 90 00:03:40,121 --> 00:03:41,823 - Ooh, I bet you do! 91 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:44,759 - Isn't it great? 92 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:48,629 - I mean, it's definitely a surprise. 93 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:51,398 (Ruth laughing) 94 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:52,332 - Are you not coming? 95 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,568 - No, you go. 96 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:56,369 That guy at the bar's been undressing me, 97 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,939 with his eyes, all night. 98 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,208 I'm gonna stick around, 99 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,709 to see if he knows how to use his hands too. 100 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:04,212 - Okay, well be careful. 101 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,547 - Well, he's the one you should be worried for. 102 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:12,787 (relaxing music continues) 103 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,431 Hi. 104 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,400 (Eric grunting) (whip thudding) 105 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:30,370 - You've been a bad boy, haven't you? 106 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,007 - Yes, I've been a bad boy. 107 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:37,277 - And you know, what happens to bad boys? 108 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,179 - [Eric] Oh, yes. 109 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,680 - Don't you? 110 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:40,948 - Yes. 111 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:41,883 (Eric and Gemma grunting) 112 00:04:41,983 --> 00:04:44,852 (door clicking) 113 00:04:47,255 --> 00:04:49,590 - [Ruth] Eric? I'm home. 114 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,759 - Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit. 115 00:04:53,261 --> 00:04:54,662 - [Ruth] Eric! 116 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,800 Eric, where are you? 117 00:04:58,900 --> 00:04:59,967 Eric! 118 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,803 - Hey. What, what time is it? 119 00:05:01,903 --> 00:05:03,971 - It's Christmas time! 120 00:05:05,907 --> 00:05:06,874 (Eric sighing) 121 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,075 - What? 122 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:10,244 - [Ruth] Are you not excited? 123 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,880 Got a surprise for you! 124 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,116 Surprise! - [Eric] Hey. 125 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:16,349 Hey. 126 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:18,252 Uh, very nice. 127 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:19,887 - [Ruth] You want to try it on? 128 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,023 - No, no. It's okay. It looks like it fits from here. 129 00:05:22,123 --> 00:05:24,357 Just don't wanna get it dirty. 130 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,093 - What are you doing? 131 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:27,562 - Uh, nothing. 132 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:29,831 - What? 133 00:05:29,931 --> 00:05:31,132 (Ruth laughing) 134 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:33,000 Have you been masturbating? 135 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,502 (Eric grunting) 136 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,637 To a gardening book? 137 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:39,140 - Some vegetables are very suggestive. 138 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,141 (Ruth laughing) 139 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,709 - Wait, what's that? 140 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,077 - What? 141 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,212 - What, what's wrong with, show me, 142 00:05:44,312 --> 00:05:45,079 what's wrong with your dick? 143 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,581 - It's nothing. 144 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:47,682 - Why does it look like it's being strangled? 145 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,249 Eric, tell me! 146 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,083 - No! 147 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,786 - What? What is that? 148 00:05:51,886 --> 00:05:52,954 - What do you mean, "what is that?" 149 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:53,888 - [Ruth] That! 150 00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:54,989 - What? 151 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,456 - I bought it for you, remember? 152 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,525 Or did you block that from your memory, 153 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,659 like everything else? 154 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,328 - What are you talking about? 155 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,963 - Well, maybe if you paid me more attention, 156 00:06:02,063 --> 00:06:03,264 I wouldn't have to bash off to pictures of pots of plants, 157 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,932 would I? 158 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,033 (Ruth grunting) 159 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,434 - Why are you saying this? 160 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,203 - Every time I've mentioned it to you, 161 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:10,938 about that spicing up our sex life, you flat out ignore me 162 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,607 or it just goes in one ear and out the other. 163 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,276 You know how that makes me feel? 164 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,711 - You think I'm boring? 165 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:19,080 - No. No. I never said that. 166 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:24,986 Look, I think I like certain things and you don't, 167 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:26,687 that's fine. 168 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,890 But I think as a girlfriend, you should meet me halfway. 169 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:30,091 You know? 170 00:06:30,191 --> 00:06:31,559 (somber music) 171 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,761 - I want this Christmas to be really special. 172 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:34,862 - So do I, babe. 173 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,465 - Okay, well... 174 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,769 If that's what you want, then okay. 175 00:06:42,937 --> 00:06:44,672 (upbeat music) 176 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,908 - Wait, not now, not now. 177 00:06:47,008 --> 00:06:49,777 (Ruth laughing) 178 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:55,049 (Eric sighing) 179 00:06:56,951 --> 00:06:59,220 (Eric laughing) 180 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,888 (Ruth laughing) 181 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,958 Oh yeah. Yeah. Move, move, move, move. 182 00:07:04,058 --> 00:07:05,126 (both laughing) 183 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:06,794 Come here. 184 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:07,895 - I love you. 185 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:12,833 (kisses smacking) (Eric grunting) 186 00:07:17,038 --> 00:07:17,972 Ruth! 187 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,042 - You fucking, fucking, - [Eric] Ruth! 188 00:07:21,142 --> 00:07:24,011 manipulative piece of shit! (Eric groaning) 189 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,681 You! Who the fuck are you? 190 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,215 Out, now! 191 00:07:28,316 --> 00:07:30,551 Fucking asshole, out! Get out! 192 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,485 Both of you, you fucking dickhead! 193 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:35,723 (Ruth exclaiming) 194 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:41,829 (Ruth gasping) (somber music) 195 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,576 (trash bag rustling) 196 00:07:56,744 --> 00:08:00,548 (somber music continues) 197 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:29,710 (sweater rustling) 198 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,765 (Ruth sighing) 199 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:59,106 (Ruth exhaling) (traffic reverberating) 200 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:07,048 (feet scuffing) 201 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,624 - Oh, honey. 202 00:09:23,431 --> 00:09:26,333 (Stacey sighing) 203 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:32,239 (candy rattling) 204 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:35,943 (candy clicking) 205 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,351 - What? What are you doing here? 206 00:09:44,452 --> 00:09:46,120 - You called me. 207 00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:48,923 - I did? 208 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:52,293 - Eleven times at four o'clock in the morning, to be exact. 209 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:56,263 - Oh God, I'm sorry! 210 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,667 - So he ran out on you, huh? 211 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,169 - He ran like the wind, more like. 212 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,305 (Ruth grunting) 213 00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:06,006 He didn't even have the balls to break up with me. 214 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:08,042 I had the pleasure of doing that myself. 215 00:10:08,142 --> 00:10:09,210 - But why? 216 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:11,580 Things were going so well. 217 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,080 - Turns out things were going so well, 218 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,716 because he was fucking some slut on the side, 219 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:19,887 that was willing to do horrible, nasty things with him, 220 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:23,357 that I won't do, because apparently I'm too boring. 221 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,559 - [Stacy] No. 222 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:25,826 - Yep. 223 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,094 - That motherfucker. 224 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,533 (Stacey sighing) 225 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,033 - I know. 226 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,735 Now I'm gonna have to spend Christmas 227 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,705 with my lonesome boring self, drinking. 228 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,406 - No, you are not. 229 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,275 Christmas is your thing, remember? 230 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,577 You are not gonna sit here 231 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,411 and let asshole that ruin it for you. 232 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,780 He called you boring, who cares? 233 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,382 Doesn't mean that you are. 234 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,117 - Do you think I'm boring? 235 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,820 - Take off your top 236 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,388 and I might be able to answer that for you. 237 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,990 - I'm being serious. 238 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,191 - So am I! 239 00:10:57,992 --> 00:10:59,827 Do you want my help or not? 240 00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:08,570 (Stacey laughing) 241 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,970 Okay, this wasn't fair of me. 242 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,406 That's your breakup bra, right? 243 00:11:12,507 --> 00:11:13,741 (Ruth groaning) 244 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,808 That's your, shitty, I hate myself, 245 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,110 depression, bra, right? 246 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:17,811 (Ruth groaning) 247 00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:19,079 Oh, please don't tell me, 248 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,182 all your underwear looks like that. 249 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:33,727 Nope. Definitely not. 250 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:38,567 Ew, are you serious? 251 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,100 - They were on sale. 252 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:41,769 (Ruth sniffing) 253 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,771 - Are these granny pants? 254 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,540 I haven't seen a pair of these, 255 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,075 since I had to help my great Aunt Margaret of her commode. 256 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,411 I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing. 257 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,885 Ah! What have we got here? 258 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,157 (Ruth sighing) 259 00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:05,459 Eric gave that to me, it's an anniversary present. 260 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:07,995 - That's more like it! 261 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,832 - We never used it. 262 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:15,035 - You never used it. 263 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,706 I hate to break it to you, but somebody's been using it. 264 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,675 (Stacey sniffing) 265 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,476 - So I am boring. 266 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:28,115 - Not boring, maybe just a little bit vanilla. 267 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,217 - Well, what's wrong with vanilla? 268 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,186 It's the garlic of the dessert world 269 00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,488 and it's the best flavor of ice cream. 270 00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:35,856 Everyone knows that. 271 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,258 - Oh honey, no. 272 00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:39,126 You don't want to be vanilla ice cream. 273 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,228 You want to be triple scoop, salted caramel ice cream 274 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,398 with chocolate sprinkles and flaky salt on top. 275 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,933 - That does sound good. 276 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,067 (Stacey gasping) (hands clapping) 277 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,802 - I know what we're gonna do! 278 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:49,970 It's Saturday and it's the first day of Christmas, 279 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,939 so it's going to be a shit-show 280 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,474 and you better be prepared to elbow some ladies in the tit. 281 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:54,875 (Ruth laughing) 282 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,943 - What the fuck are you talking about? 283 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,311 - We are going shopping 284 00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,346 and you're not going dressed like that. 285 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,216 (Ruth sighing) 286 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:05,185 (buoyant music) 287 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:20,367 Come on! 288 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,705 (trash bag thudding) 289 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,372 See, doesn't that feel good? 290 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,009 Sexual healing a la credit card. Let's go. 291 00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:33,280 (buoyant music continues) 292 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:49,463 (Stacey sighing) 293 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:55,969 Ruth? 294 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:56,805 (underwear rustling) 295 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,006 (both laughing) 296 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,976 (buoyant music continues) 297 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:24,465 (heels clicking) 298 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:31,238 (clothes thudding) 299 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,808 (Ruth sighing) 300 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,010 (lips smacking) 301 00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,879 Are you sure you don't want my help? 302 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,247 - [Ruth] Yeah, I'm fine. 303 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,217 (Ruth grunting) 304 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,191 - What's taking so long? 305 00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:53,360 - [Ruth] Stace? 306 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,829 - Yeah? 307 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,430 - [Ruth] I need your help. 308 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:59,466 (Stacey laughing) 309 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:02,637 (Ruth gasping) 310 00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,806 - What are you trying to do, put it on or take it off? 311 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,508 - At this point, either. 312 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,209 - Come here. 313 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,480 - Ow! (relaxing music) 314 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,153 - Yeah. 315 00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:28,295 Fucking hell, you've been hiding that, from the world? 316 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,732 (Ruth laughing) 317 00:15:30,832 --> 00:15:32,065 Look at those perfects tits! 318 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:35,436 (Ruth laughing) 319 00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:36,871 And that ass! 320 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,973 (both laughing) 321 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,022 (Stacey laughing) 322 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,325 What are you doing? 323 00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:03,263 No, you've got to strut in, like you own the place! 324 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,502 (heels thudding) 325 00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:08,402 (Stacey laughing) 326 00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:09,838 There you go! 327 00:16:09,938 --> 00:16:10,805 (Stacey speaking in a foreign language) 328 00:16:10,905 --> 00:16:12,406 (Stacey laughing) 329 00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:15,075 The boys aren't gonna know what's hit them. 330 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,310 Alright, next. 331 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,312 I wanna see you in the red one. 332 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:23,083 (Stacey laughing) 333 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:36,163 Ooh! Okay, good. Come here. 334 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:40,635 I want you to take the keys, go over there, 335 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,071 come back and drop your keys. 336 00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:47,474 (keys chiming) 337 00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:48,408 Now pick them up. 338 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,247 No! Have you never seen legally blonde? 339 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,683 - No. 340 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,719 - You need to bend, tits first. 341 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,991 (keys chiming) 342 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,559 Yes! That's it. 343 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:07,494 Now come and sit down, you sexy bitch. 344 00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,463 (both laughing) 345 00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,932 (Ruth sighing) 346 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,200 (relaxing music) 347 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:18,573 Now you can walk the walk, but can you talk the talk? 348 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,677 I want you to repeat after me. 349 00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:23,978 - Okay. 350 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,413 - I want you inside me. 351 00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:27,949 (Ruth laughing) 352 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,483 - I'm not saying that! 353 00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:32,085 - Why? It's just words, it won't bite you. Say it! 354 00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:35,590 (Ruth sighing) 355 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,357 - I want you inside me. 356 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:42,564 - Good, now say, I want to climb on top of you and ride you. 357 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:48,770 - I want to climb on top of you and ride you. 358 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:51,873 (Stacey laughing) 359 00:17:51,973 --> 00:17:55,075 - I want you in my mouth. 360 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,845 (both laughing) 361 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:02,182 - I want you in my mouth. 362 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,985 (Ruth gasping) 363 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,521 (Stacey laughing) 364 00:18:06,621 --> 00:18:09,591 (kisses smacking) 365 00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:13,828 Wait, wait, wait, Stace. 366 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,630 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 367 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,934 - No worries. I get it. 368 00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:21,134 (Ruth sighing) 369 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,837 But if you don't want to with me, 370 00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:26,574 I know a place, where there are loads of attractive men 371 00:18:26,674 --> 00:18:29,176 that you can practice your new moves on. 372 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,778 - What, like a bar? 373 00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:33,246 - Hmm, there's a bar there. 374 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,348 (Stacey laughing) 375 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:35,984 - Okay. Should we go get ready? 376 00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:37,685 - Perfect. Let's go! 377 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,054 (Ruth laughing) 378 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:40,989 (glasses chiming) 379 00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:43,791 (upbeat music) 380 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:52,734 (feet thudding) (both laughing) 381 00:18:58,106 --> 00:19:02,142 (both talking indistinctly) 382 00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:11,184 - Oh my God, you didn't tell me we're going to a sex club. 383 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,386 - I'm telling you now! 384 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,788 We're going to a sex club. 385 00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:14,756 - Is this even legal? 386 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,390 - Of course it is. 387 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,059 Not like we're just doing it out on the street, 388 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,694 stop stressing. 389 00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:21,461 If you don't feel like participating, 390 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:24,231 just have a drink, enjoy the show. 391 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,534 - Okay. 392 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,938 (doorbell buzzing) 393 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,406 (door thudding) 394 00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:36,443 (loud music reverberating) 395 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:39,981 - Names? 396 00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,381 - Stacey Allen. 397 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,920 - Oh, Mary... 398 00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:47,755 Magdalene. 399 00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:51,859 - Cash or card? 400 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,861 - Card please. My treat. 401 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:59,399 - Coats and bags over there, no phones allowed. 402 00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:15,348 (Stacey laughing) 403 00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:20,287 (loud music continues reverberating) 404 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,308 (feet thudding) 405 00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:51,819 (sex club goers exclaiming) (whip smacking) 406 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,722 - Yeah? 407 00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:56,023 - Yeah. - Yeah? 408 00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:01,996 (sex club goers continue exclaiming) 409 00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,733 - Hello. 410 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,404 - Fancy a threesome? 411 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,142 - I think my friend's gonna sit this one out, 412 00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:17,745 but I'm happy to have you all to myself. 413 00:21:35,663 --> 00:21:40,433 (sex club goers continue exclaiming) 414 00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:52,013 - You are so beautiful. 415 00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:54,381 - Thanks. 416 00:21:57,585 --> 00:22:00,755 - I really want to eat your pussy. 417 00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:05,059 - Uh, I'm okay, thanks. 418 00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:12,934 - Well, if you change your mind... 419 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:20,575 (sex club goers continue exclaiming) 420 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,326 - First night at, BJ? 421 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,426 - I'm sorry? 422 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,230 - BJ, The Black Jaguar. 423 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,531 - Oh, yeah. 424 00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:47,668 - Don't worry, you get used to it. 425 00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,637 - I don't think I'll ever get used to this. 426 00:22:49,737 --> 00:22:54,575 (sex club goers continue exclaiming) 427 00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:57,678 Do you, do you partake? 428 00:22:57,778 --> 00:22:59,747 - It's not my thing, really. 429 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:01,015 I just work here. 430 00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:03,050 - Why wouldn't you just work at a normal club? 431 00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,753 - 'Cause then I'd have a normal, boring job. 432 00:23:05,853 --> 00:23:08,189 And who wants to be boring, right? 433 00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:09,857 - Right. 434 00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:10,825 - I'm Hugo. 435 00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:12,425 - I'm, I'm Ruth. 436 00:23:12,526 --> 00:23:13,995 - Do people call you Ru? 437 00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:17,430 - Uh, yeah. 438 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,300 You think having a one syllable name 439 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,168 would be easy enough to remember. 440 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,603 - What about Rudolph? 441 00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:26,007 - You'd be the first, but please don't call me that. 442 00:23:26,107 --> 00:23:29,543 - You look more like a Cupid or a Vixen anyway. 443 00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:32,013 - Ah, so you know your Christmas trivia! 444 00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:36,483 - So what's Vixen doing for Christmas? 445 00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:37,952 Got any big plans? 446 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,056 - Well, I did, but I don't anymore. 447 00:23:42,156 --> 00:23:45,693 I don't even think I'm gonna go home to see my parents. 448 00:23:45,793 --> 00:23:50,264 - Ah, the old party versus parents conundrum. 449 00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:51,666 - Yeah. 450 00:23:51,766 --> 00:23:53,100 More like telling them why I'm single, 451 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,936 versus not having to do that. 452 00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:57,071 - Ah, the plot thickens! 453 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:58,673 (Hugo laughing) 454 00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:01,542 So tell me, what sort of idiot leaves a girl like you? 455 00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,144 (Ruth laughing) 456 00:24:03,244 --> 00:24:04,845 - You know, the kind that's obsessed with his mom, 457 00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:06,747 doesn't take any responsibility for his actions 458 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:10,985 and likes fucking girls that he's not dating. 459 00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:12,019 - Wow. 460 00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,389 - I know. 461 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,058 - What an absolute wanker. 462 00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,225 - Right? 463 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,393 - And right before Christmas. 464 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,661 - I know! 465 00:24:22,029 --> 00:24:23,664 - Well, if you're not doing anything, 466 00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:25,366 you can join us here at the Jag. 467 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,768 - Are you guys gonna have a Christmas dinner? 468 00:24:29,403 --> 00:24:30,638 - Not quite. 469 00:24:30,738 --> 00:24:34,909 It's more of a Christmas sex party. 470 00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:38,512 Hey, look, I know you're still getting used to all this, 471 00:24:38,612 --> 00:24:40,147 but it'll be fun. 472 00:24:41,048 --> 00:24:42,984 There'll be dancers, DJs 473 00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:44,885 and we've even got some film stars coming. 474 00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:46,354 - Really? 475 00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:49,023 - Well, porn stars. 476 00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:50,490 - Oh. 477 00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,093 - And I'll be there. 478 00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:54,028 - Oh, well in that case. 479 00:24:55,463 --> 00:24:58,866 I mean Christmas is like the best day of the year, right? 480 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,769 I know, it's not exactly how it's meant to be 481 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,871 and no, I won't be going home to my parents, 482 00:25:03,971 --> 00:25:06,207 like I have been doing ever since I was a kid, 483 00:25:06,307 --> 00:25:07,341 but, you know, 484 00:25:07,441 --> 00:25:08,843 it doesn't mean that it can't be 485 00:25:08,943 --> 00:25:11,912 the most not-boring Christmas ever, right? 486 00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:14,882 - Wow. 487 00:25:14,982 --> 00:25:17,385 You really love Christmas, don't you? 488 00:25:17,485 --> 00:25:18,619 - Is that bad? 489 00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:21,522 - No. Hey, I think it's cute. 490 00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:26,627 You wanna see something? 491 00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:29,196 - Um, sure. 492 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:32,566 Aren't you still on shift? 493 00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:34,468 - The boss won't mind. 494 00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:39,206 (sex club goers continue exclaiming) 495 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:52,920 - Is this your boss's office? 496 00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:54,955 - Sort of. 497 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:58,926 - Oh my God, these are gorgeous! 498 00:25:59,026 --> 00:26:00,828 (Ruth gasping) 499 00:26:00,928 --> 00:26:03,464 My grandparents had a set just like these. 500 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,733 We had names for all of them. 501 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,034 - What happened to them? 502 00:26:07,134 --> 00:26:08,803 - [Hugo] When my grandparents died, 503 00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:10,171 my dad probably sold them to, "Antiques Roadshow," 504 00:26:10,271 --> 00:26:11,205 or something. 505 00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:16,545 - These weren't easy to find either. 506 00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:17,845 - Are they yours? 507 00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,448 - Yeah. It's amazing what you'll find, 508 00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:22,683 in certain darker places of the internet. 509 00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:27,321 You know what you were saying before, about being single? 510 00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:30,591 It isn't a bad thing, you know, 511 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,797 it's more of a, try something new. 512 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,335 - I guess when you say it like that, 513 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,037 it doesn't sound so bad. 514 00:26:44,772 --> 00:26:46,140 - Try someone new. 515 00:26:48,909 --> 00:26:54,181 (Ruth grunting) (kisses smacking) 516 00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:59,019 (both groaning) 517 00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:19,640 (both continue groaning) 518 00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:41,128 (kisses smacking) 519 00:27:46,635 --> 00:27:47,902 - Oh my God. 520 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:52,006 Oh my God! 521 00:27:52,106 --> 00:27:54,308 Oh my God, what if your boss came in? 522 00:27:54,408 --> 00:27:55,809 - He wouldn't have. 523 00:27:55,910 --> 00:27:57,444 - How do you know? 524 00:27:57,546 --> 00:28:00,714 - I didn't tell you before, but I own The Black Jag. 525 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,217 - Wait, what? But I, I thought that you- 526 00:28:03,317 --> 00:28:05,686 - You thought just 'cause I was a barman, 527 00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:06,854 that I was a nobody. 528 00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:08,657 - I didn't mean that. I just- 529 00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,057 - Just teasing. 530 00:28:10,157 --> 00:28:11,792 (Ruth laughing) 531 00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:13,595 (kiss smacking) 532 00:28:13,694 --> 00:28:15,062 I didn't wanna say earlier, 533 00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:16,864 because sometimes people get intimidated 534 00:28:16,964 --> 00:28:19,733 or think I'm a creep for owning in a place like this 535 00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:22,736 and I didn't want your feelings of me to change. 536 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,072 Because I like you. 537 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:26,807 (Ruth laughing) 538 00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:27,942 - I like you too. 539 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,478 - What do you say we get out of here? 540 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:33,480 My place is only a few miles away. 541 00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:35,650 - Are you sure? 542 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:36,750 - I think I know where I live. 543 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,118 (Ruth laughing) 544 00:28:38,219 --> 00:28:40,254 - No, I mean, are you sure about me? 545 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,123 - Is Christmas on the 25th? 546 00:28:44,058 --> 00:28:44,925 - Yes. 547 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:46,227 - Well, that's your answer. 548 00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:48,429 (Ruth laughing) 549 00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:51,465 (kisses smacking) 550 00:28:57,871 --> 00:29:01,175 (heels thudding) 551 00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:02,843 - [Ruth] Oh I'm sorry, I should take these off. 552 00:29:02,943 --> 00:29:05,246 - [Hugo] No, leave them on. I like them. 553 00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:27,901 (kisses smacking) 554 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,345 - Actually, I'm still a bit sore. 555 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,315 (Ruth grunting) 556 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,219 - Is it the sort of pain you dislike? 557 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,558 - No. I, I don't dislike it. 558 00:29:50,659 --> 00:29:53,160 I hadn't even thought about it. 559 00:29:54,094 --> 00:29:55,563 - So what are you afraid of? 560 00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:57,331 - I don't know, it's just pain. 561 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:02,504 - Exactly, that's all it is. 562 00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:05,039 (Ruth sighing) 563 00:30:05,139 --> 00:30:07,241 - Starting to sound like my ex, 564 00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:14,048 he was always trying to get me to do this sort of stuff. 565 00:30:18,952 --> 00:30:19,953 - And did you? 566 00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:21,889 - No, I didn't want to. 567 00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:25,192 - And what did you really want? 568 00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:26,561 - I don't know. 569 00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:31,365 I guess I'm just not one of those kind of girls 570 00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:33,233 that's crazy about sex. 571 00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:35,436 - But don't you think that maybe the reason for that, 572 00:30:35,537 --> 00:30:38,105 is that you don't know what you really want? 573 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:42,610 - How would I know what I want? 574 00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:48,382 - Ruth, do you trust me? 575 00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:52,654 (Ruth grunting) 576 00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:55,422 - As crazy as this sounds, yes. 577 00:31:00,562 --> 00:31:03,598 (kisses smacking) 578 00:31:07,736 --> 00:31:09,236 - Then we have work to do. 579 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:19,313 (pensive music) (feet thudding) 580 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:21,616 First and second draw. 581 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,820 (Ruth sighing) 582 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:29,189 (drawers scraping) 583 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,660 - Holy shit, if you're trying to scare me, 584 00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:34,495 you're doing a good job! 585 00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:37,030 - Nothing in here can hurt you. 586 00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:39,400 On their own, all these things are nothing 587 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,168 but lifeless objects. 588 00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:43,370 As long as you trust me, 589 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:45,239 there's nothing to be afraid of, okay? 590 00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:47,441 - Okay. 591 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:52,045 - Besides, we're just taking baby steps, 592 00:31:52,146 --> 00:31:53,380 one thing at a time. 593 00:31:54,849 --> 00:31:58,553 - I don't even know what half these things are used for. 594 00:31:58,653 --> 00:32:00,622 - Go on, pick one. 595 00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:02,489 Don't be shy. 596 00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:12,399 A very fine choice. 597 00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:14,935 In the tray. 598 00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:25,412 (restraints rattling) 599 00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:27,582 - And these? 600 00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:32,252 - You sure? 601 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,124 (restraints rattling) 602 00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:39,126 - 'Tis the season. 603 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:47,000 (Ruth grunting) 604 00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:19,634 (appliances reverberating) 605 00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:23,771 Something smells good. 606 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,375 - Morning, sunshine. 607 00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:29,878 (Ruth grunting) (kiss smacking) 608 00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,679 - You've been up long? 609 00:33:31,779 --> 00:33:32,981 - Long enough to burn some toast. 610 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,083 (Ruth laughing) 611 00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:41,288 (kisses smacking) 612 00:33:47,729 --> 00:33:49,731 (Ruth grunting) 613 00:33:49,831 --> 00:33:51,098 (phone ringing) 614 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:53,902 - Oh. Oh, shit. 615 00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:55,402 Sorry, do you mind? 616 00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:57,204 - Go ahead. 617 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,587 - Hi, Mom. 618 00:34:12,687 --> 00:34:14,288 - [Mom] Ruthie dear. 619 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:16,791 What's going on? You were meant to call me yesterday. 620 00:34:16,891 --> 00:34:18,593 - Yeah. I'm sorry, I forgot. 621 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:21,663 Look Mom, I have something to tell you. 622 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,531 Eric and I, we- 623 00:34:23,631 --> 00:34:25,265 (Mom gasping) 624 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,969 - [Mom] Engaged! I knew it, your father owes me a tenner. 625 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:28,970 (Mom laughing) 626 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,137 - Eric and I broke up. 627 00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:36,844 Mom, are you still there? (dramatic music) 628 00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:38,445 You're having a heart attack? 629 00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:42,449 - [Mom] But you two were so good together, what happened? 630 00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:45,085 - I don't really wanna talk about it now, Mom. 631 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:46,588 But I did wanna say, 632 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:49,089 that I probably won't be home for Christmas. 633 00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:50,324 - [Mom] What? 634 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:53,327 - I just have a lot of things on my mind. 635 00:34:54,294 --> 00:34:55,329 - [Mom] But Auntie Gwenn is coming, 636 00:34:55,429 --> 00:34:57,331 all the way down from Newcastle. 637 00:34:58,231 --> 00:34:59,667 - Yeah, exactly. 638 00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:01,368 I really don't feel like being touched up this year. 639 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:03,004 - [Mom] Well, I thought that was Uncle Des. 640 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,471 - No, that was the year before 641 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,206 and he got so drunk on mulled wine, 642 00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:07,842 he thought I was his wife. 643 00:35:09,077 --> 00:35:10,477 - [Mom] Well, alright dear, 644 00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:12,547 but I just, I don't want you spending Christmas 645 00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:13,447 all on your own. 646 00:35:13,548 --> 00:35:15,083 Are you sure you'll be okay? 647 00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:17,184 - Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. 648 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:20,855 Besides, I think I've met someone new. 649 00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:23,591 - [Mom] What, already? 650 00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:24,759 (Ruth laughing) 651 00:35:24,859 --> 00:35:26,661 - Call it a Christmas miracle. 652 00:35:26,761 --> 00:35:28,529 - [Mom] Well, Hallelujah. 653 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:30,197 (both laughing) 654 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:32,033 - Look Mom, I've gotta go. I'll talk to you soon, okay? 655 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,133 Say hi to Dad for me. 656 00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:34,002 - [Mom] Bye. 657 00:35:34,102 --> 00:35:35,069 - I love you. 658 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:36,004 - [Mom] Oh, I love you. 659 00:35:36,104 --> 00:35:36,938 - Okay. Okay, bye. 660 00:35:37,038 --> 00:35:37,839 - [Mom] Bye, bye. 661 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:40,608 (phone ringing) 662 00:35:44,112 --> 00:35:45,780 - [Eric] Ru, listen to me. 663 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,983 I've ended things with Gemma, it's over now. 664 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:51,284 We can go back to how things were. 665 00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:54,321 I'll do whatever you want, just please take me back. 666 00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:56,524 - I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number. 667 00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:59,426 - [Eric] Wait, do you have my electric razor? 668 00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:03,097 - I don't know. Give me a second, I'll have a look. 669 00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:04,565 - [Eric] Okay, thanks. 670 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:06,601 Hello? 671 00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:09,336 Hello? Hello? 672 00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:14,709 - Breakfast is getting cold. 673 00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:17,444 - Sorry. 674 00:36:21,149 --> 00:36:22,617 It's a Christmas miracle. 675 00:36:24,085 --> 00:36:24,819 - Huh? 676 00:36:24,919 --> 00:36:26,554 - Nothing. 677 00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:27,655 - Who was that? 678 00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:28,690 - My mom. 679 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:36,030 - Did you break the news to her? 680 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:37,197 - I did. 681 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,666 She took it pretty well, 682 00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:40,333 considering I'm the only one in the family, 683 00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:42,970 that can make a perfect Christmas turkey. 684 00:36:43,071 --> 00:36:45,106 (Ruth laughing) 685 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:47,240 - Oh yeah? What's the secret? 686 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:50,111 - Oh, well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. 687 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,646 - You can try. 688 00:36:51,746 --> 00:36:54,082 - I'm sure one of those toys in your sex menagerie 689 00:36:54,182 --> 00:36:55,550 would do the trick. 690 00:36:55,650 --> 00:36:58,318 - Mm, I want you to try even more now. 691 00:36:59,987 --> 00:37:02,523 (Ruth laughing) 692 00:37:02,623 --> 00:37:04,992 I wish I could lay in bed all day with you. 693 00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:07,461 - Why can't you? 694 00:37:07,562 --> 00:37:09,997 - Gotta go back to The Black Jag. 695 00:37:10,098 --> 00:37:11,632 - On a Sunday? 696 00:37:11,733 --> 00:37:14,535 - Yeah, lots of work to prepare for, with this party. 697 00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:19,707 - Well, will I see you later? I can show you my place. 698 00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:23,477 - Yeah. I'll text you when I clock off. 699 00:37:24,212 --> 00:37:25,345 - Okay. 700 00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:29,249 - And you stay as long as you like. 701 00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:31,451 Just make sure you, 702 00:37:32,587 --> 00:37:33,988 put back all the sex toys you play with. 703 00:37:34,088 --> 00:37:36,057 (Ruth laughing) 704 00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:38,960 (kiss smacking) 705 00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:50,738 (upbeat music) 706 00:37:51,773 --> 00:37:56,944 (Stacey grunting) (kisses smacking) 707 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:01,048 - No, no, don't. (phone ringing) 708 00:38:01,149 --> 00:38:02,984 Don't, don't, don't. 709 00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:09,090 (Stacey and Jack sighing) 710 00:38:09,190 --> 00:38:10,490 - Ru, where did you go last night? 711 00:38:10,591 --> 00:38:12,994 - Stace, you're not gonna believe it. 712 00:38:14,195 --> 00:38:16,264 I think I'm in love, all over again. 713 00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:18,099 - God, she has her first good fuck in four years 714 00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:19,267 and she thinks it's love. 715 00:38:19,366 --> 00:38:20,902 (both laughing) 716 00:38:21,002 --> 00:38:22,537 So who is this guy? 717 00:38:22,637 --> 00:38:24,304 - Well, I thought he was the bartender, 718 00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:26,808 but turns out he actually owns, The Black Jaguar. 719 00:38:26,908 --> 00:38:28,142 - Oh, you're kidding! 720 00:38:28,242 --> 00:38:29,376 Does this mean you're going 721 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,477 to The Black Jag Christmas Party? 722 00:38:30,578 --> 00:38:32,013 I heard it's gonna be wild. 723 00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:33,014 (Jack grunting) 724 00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,715 - Yeah. I mean, 725 00:38:34,816 --> 00:38:36,316 I kind of wanna just spend Christmas, me and him, you know. 726 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:37,919 - Don't you think it's moving a bit fast? 727 00:38:38,019 --> 00:38:39,319 You've just met this guy 728 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:41,088 and you're spending Christmas with him? 729 00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:42,723 - I know it sounds crazy, 730 00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:46,493 but I honestly think he could be the one. 731 00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:49,362 - I mean, I don't wanna play devil's advocate, but- 732 00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,731 (Stacey gasping) 733 00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:51,498 - Stace? 734 00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,201 - Look, I'm just saying, 735 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:54,602 the type of guys that go to The Black Jag, 736 00:38:54,702 --> 00:38:56,604 they're not the type to settle down. 737 00:38:56,704 --> 00:38:59,240 - Yeah, but Hugo's different, he doesn't actually take part, 738 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,340 he just runs the place. 739 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,441 (Stacey gasping) 740 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:03,010 - Yeah, I was surprised too. 741 00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:05,046 - Look Ruth, I've gotta go. 742 00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,315 (both laughing) 743 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:12,720 (Stacey grunting) (kisses smacking) 744 00:39:16,991 --> 00:39:19,794 (Ruth laughing) 745 00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:25,432 (upbeat festive music) 746 00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:09,911 (upbeat festive music continues) 747 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:55,723 (phone clicking) 748 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:30,124 (feet thudding) 749 00:41:33,194 --> 00:41:35,997 (door clicking) 750 00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:56,617 (relaxing music) 751 00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:09,530 (door clicking) 752 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:15,836 (coat rustling) 753 00:42:21,342 --> 00:42:22,143 - Hi. 754 00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:22,977 (Ruth gasping) 755 00:42:23,077 --> 00:42:23,811 - Hi. 756 00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:24,578 - Hungry? 757 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:25,846 - I could eat. 758 00:42:26,814 --> 00:42:28,182 - I've brought spaghetti. 759 00:42:28,282 --> 00:42:29,683 I realized, I didn't know what food you like, 760 00:42:29,784 --> 00:42:31,452 thought it'd be a safe bet. 761 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:32,953 - I hate spaghetti. 762 00:42:34,655 --> 00:42:35,656 - Really? 763 00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:37,558 - Yeah, I can't stand it. 764 00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:42,563 (Ruth laughing) 765 00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:43,564 - [Hugo] You scared me. 766 00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:45,332 - Your face! 767 00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:47,368 - I should spank you with this. 768 00:42:47,468 --> 00:42:49,870 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? 769 00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:55,242 - What I would like, is to see you wearing this. 770 00:42:58,813 --> 00:43:01,315 Wearing only this. 771 00:43:02,616 --> 00:43:03,684 - And what makes you think I'd do that? 772 00:43:03,784 --> 00:43:05,753 - Oh, come on. 773 00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:07,254 - What's in it for me? 774 00:43:08,155 --> 00:43:09,256 - My massive hard on. 775 00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:12,159 (Ruth laughing) 776 00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:13,327 - Wait here. 777 00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,465 (kiss smacking) 778 00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:20,301 (Ruth gasping) 779 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:30,044 (wine gurgling) 780 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,788 Okay I have an idea. 781 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,725 We'll both pull the cracker 782 00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:47,529 and whoever gets only the end, has to wear the apron. 783 00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:48,963 Deal? - Deal. 784 00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:49,997 Ready? 785 00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:53,701 - [Both] Three, two, one. 786 00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:55,069 (cracker reverberating) 787 00:43:55,169 --> 00:43:56,538 (Ruth laughing) 788 00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:57,771 - No! 789 00:43:59,106 --> 00:44:01,375 - You've got three seconds, to get out of that dress. 790 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:15,624 (zip buzzing) 791 00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:25,766 - Well, I was gonna cook, 792 00:44:26,934 --> 00:44:29,236 but I think I'd rather watch you do it now. 793 00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,304 (Ruth laughing) 794 00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:31,640 - Where's that spaghetti? 795 00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,274 I'll give you a spanking in a minute. 796 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:38,580 (Ruth grunting) (kisses smacking) 797 00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:42,283 Come on, we'll never have dinner at this rate. 798 00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:43,450 - Fine by me. 799 00:44:43,552 --> 00:44:46,320 (Ruth sighing) 800 00:44:49,890 --> 00:44:51,192 I've got plenty to eat. 801 00:44:53,394 --> 00:44:56,197 (Ruth gasping) 802 00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:19,753 What do you call a snowman, that's had a temper tantrum? 803 00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:21,021 - A meltdown. 804 00:45:22,957 --> 00:45:24,291 - Okay, it's gonna be like that, is it? 805 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:27,461 (Ruth laughing) 806 00:45:27,562 --> 00:45:31,498 (cracker reverberating) 807 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,735 (paper rustling) 808 00:45:36,337 --> 00:45:40,107 Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? 809 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:44,345 - Because he left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. 810 00:45:44,445 --> 00:45:45,346 (Ruth laughing) 811 00:45:45,446 --> 00:45:47,047 - Damn, you're good. 812 00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,818 - I told you, I'm the queen of Christmas. 813 00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:52,286 - Oh, I never would've guessed. 814 00:45:52,386 --> 00:45:53,420 (Ruth laughing) 815 00:45:53,521 --> 00:45:54,623 Alright, I've got one for you. 816 00:45:54,723 --> 00:45:56,156 - Hit me. 817 00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:58,058 - Why does Santa always come down the chimney? 818 00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:00,928 - I don't know. 819 00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:02,263 - Because some wives won't let him in the back door. 820 00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:04,633 (Ruth laughing) 821 00:46:04,733 --> 00:46:07,101 What do tits and train sets have in common? 822 00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:09,770 It's the kid that always gets them, 823 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,305 but it's the dad that really wants them. 824 00:46:11,405 --> 00:46:14,208 (Ruth laughing) 825 00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:17,545 Okay, last one. 826 00:46:17,646 --> 00:46:18,846 If your left leg was Thanksgiving 827 00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,848 and your right leg was Christmas, 828 00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:22,617 can I come and visit, in between the holidays? 829 00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:25,052 (Ruth laughing) 830 00:46:25,152 --> 00:46:27,488 - Wait here, I have a surprise for you. 831 00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:31,492 - Yes, ma'am. 832 00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:47,841 Very festive. 833 00:46:49,943 --> 00:46:51,445 - Is it too much? 834 00:46:52,346 --> 00:46:53,280 - Not at all. 835 00:46:54,616 --> 00:46:55,583 I love it. 836 00:47:04,526 --> 00:47:05,492 What's this? 837 00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:08,162 An early Christmas present? 838 00:47:09,363 --> 00:47:10,431 - Not exactly. 839 00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,034 - Not exactly angelic. 840 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:15,603 - Eric gave it to me. 841 00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:20,207 - But I didn't think, you're into this stuff. 842 00:47:20,307 --> 00:47:21,141 (euphoric music) 843 00:47:21,241 --> 00:47:25,079 - I'm not, but maybe I could be. 844 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:28,048 There's only one way to find out. 845 00:47:30,652 --> 00:47:34,955 - Are you sure? I mean, this is all of Eric's stuff. 846 00:47:35,055 --> 00:47:38,058 (Ruth grunting) 847 00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:46,967 Well, you don't need to twist my arm. 848 00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:52,873 (kisses smacking) (both grunting) 849 00:48:05,754 --> 00:48:08,523 (Hugo gasping) 850 00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:35,282 (euphoric music continues) 851 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:50,431 (kisses smacking) (both grunting) 852 00:48:50,532 --> 00:48:53,267 (upbeat music) 853 00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:58,338 (both groaning) 854 00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:35,543 - That was incredible. 855 00:49:37,946 --> 00:49:40,748 (Ruth grunting) 856 00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:48,388 (kisses smacking) 857 00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:54,662 Hugo, 858 00:49:56,698 --> 00:49:58,398 I think I love you. 859 00:50:00,969 --> 00:50:02,937 - I love you too. 860 00:50:03,036 --> 00:50:05,138 (Ruth laughing) 861 00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,375 (kisses smacking) 862 00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:18,485 (buoyant music) 863 00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:24,258 (kisses smacking) 864 00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:31,799 (Ruth gasping) 865 00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:00,628 (bodys thudding) 866 00:51:00,728 --> 00:51:04,231 - [Ruth] I got there and he was amazing as always 867 00:51:04,331 --> 00:51:06,166 and then we went into his office 868 00:51:06,266 --> 00:51:07,835 and then we started having sex 869 00:51:07,936 --> 00:51:10,638 and oh my God, it was the best. 870 00:51:22,951 --> 00:51:25,753 (Ruth laughing) 871 00:51:28,556 --> 00:51:31,526 (kisses smacking) 872 00:51:41,536 --> 00:51:46,808 (Ruth grunting) (hand smacking) 873 00:51:56,249 --> 00:51:59,252 (both grunting) 874 00:52:01,856 --> 00:52:04,626 (Ruth groaning) 875 00:52:27,048 --> 00:52:29,851 (Ruth groaning) 876 00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:57,812 (relaxing music) (pen scraping) 877 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:04,351 (mouth crunching) 878 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:11,324 - Get your feet off the table! 879 00:53:16,631 --> 00:53:18,633 You can't wait two minutes? 880 00:53:19,801 --> 00:53:22,804 (doorbell buzzing) 881 00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:27,274 (hand smacking) 882 00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:31,211 You animal. (doorbell buzzing) 883 00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:32,513 I'm coming! 884 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:38,686 (Jack grunting) 885 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:45,392 (door squeaking) 886 00:53:45,492 --> 00:53:47,327 - [Stacy And Ruth] Hi! 887 00:53:47,427 --> 00:53:48,563 - [Ruth] Hi, how are you? - [Stacey] How are you? 888 00:53:48,663 --> 00:53:49,597 - Lovely. 889 00:53:49,697 --> 00:53:50,565 (Stacey laughing) 890 00:53:50,665 --> 00:53:52,499 - Hugo, Stacey. Stacey, Hugo. 891 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,401 - Nice to meet you, at last. 892 00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:55,870 - Have we met before? 893 00:53:56,938 --> 00:53:57,872 - Don't think so. 894 00:53:59,173 --> 00:54:00,641 - I feel like I've seen you somewhere. 895 00:54:00,742 --> 00:54:02,143 - Of course you have, he's the owner with The Jag. 896 00:54:02,242 --> 00:54:03,578 - Ruth's told me so much about you, 897 00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,980 I know you already. Come on. (Ruth laughing) 898 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,315 - Thank you. You look nice. 899 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,451 (Ruth laughing) 900 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:12,887 - [Stacy] Go upstairs. (door thudding) 901 00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:15,455 (upbeat music) 902 00:54:15,556 --> 00:54:17,725 Come in, take a seat. 903 00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:18,926 - [Ruth] Thank you. 904 00:54:19,026 --> 00:54:21,662 - Make yourselves comfortable. 905 00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:25,666 And that beast of a man over there is Jack, 906 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:26,768 my new plaything. 907 00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:32,673 (Ruth grunting) 908 00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:35,576 - Oh, hi! 909 00:54:37,645 --> 00:54:38,746 - Hi, hi. 910 00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:41,616 - I do remember you, 911 00:54:41,716 --> 00:54:42,917 although I think the last time we met, 912 00:54:43,017 --> 00:54:44,051 you didn't have many clothes on. 913 00:54:44,152 --> 00:54:44,919 (Ruth laughing) 914 00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:46,286 - Ditto to that. 915 00:54:47,487 --> 00:54:50,457 - No. I was wearing gold shorts, that was that it. 916 00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:51,491 That was it, yeah. 917 00:54:51,592 --> 00:54:52,359 - Oh. 918 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,128 - Alright, who's thirsty? 919 00:54:54,228 --> 00:54:56,396 We've been drinking since six, so you two need to catch up. 920 00:54:56,496 --> 00:54:59,499 (Ruth laughing) 921 00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:01,135 There you go. 922 00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:02,770 - Oh, wow. 923 00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:03,971 - Thank you. 924 00:55:04,071 --> 00:55:06,174 - Espresso cream lacquer martini. 925 00:55:06,274 --> 00:55:10,343 (Ruth speaking in a foreign language) 926 00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:11,378 - [Both] Mm. 927 00:55:11,478 --> 00:55:12,513 - [Ruth] That is nice. 928 00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:13,648 - I can't cook to save my life, 929 00:55:13,748 --> 00:55:15,783 but I do make a mean cocktail. 930 00:55:15,883 --> 00:55:17,518 (Hugo and Ruth laughing) 931 00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:19,520 - These are even better, than the ones at The Black Jag. 932 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,189 - I don't think anyone goes to The Black Jag for the drinks. 933 00:55:21,289 --> 00:55:22,355 No offense. 934 00:55:22,455 --> 00:55:23,624 - None taken. 935 00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:31,699 - Hammmerton Secondary, right? 936 00:55:31,799 --> 00:55:33,034 - Nope, sorry. 937 00:55:33,134 --> 00:55:34,434 - Damn. 938 00:55:34,535 --> 00:55:36,037 - So what do you do, Jack? 939 00:55:37,138 --> 00:55:38,072 - I'm a model. 940 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,174 - Wow. 941 00:55:40,274 --> 00:55:41,709 - Underwear. 942 00:55:41,809 --> 00:55:42,810 - Mm. 943 00:55:42,910 --> 00:55:46,147 - Yeah, swimwear and nude shoots too. 944 00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:47,048 - He's a life model, too. 945 00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:48,082 - Oh! 946 00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,383 - So basically anything, 947 00:55:50,483 --> 00:55:51,384 where you don't have to wear your clothes. 948 00:55:51,484 --> 00:55:52,820 (Jack and Ruth laughing) 949 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:53,855 - Pretty much. 950 00:55:54,956 --> 00:55:57,859 I spoke to Stace, about your magazine Ruth 951 00:55:57,959 --> 00:55:59,727 and you know, if you wanted a model, 952 00:55:59,827 --> 00:56:01,428 but she said it wasn't one of them types of magazines. 953 00:56:01,529 --> 00:56:04,332 - Mm. Near enough. 954 00:56:04,431 --> 00:56:06,267 (Ruth laughing) 955 00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:07,702 - Are you a naturist? 956 00:56:09,570 --> 00:56:10,738 - I like trees. 957 00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:17,979 - I mean, are you an advocate for nudity? 958 00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,849 - Not really. I'm just, well, I just find clothes annoying, 959 00:56:21,949 --> 00:56:23,651 that's what it is 960 00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:26,153 and look, if you don't have to wear a shirt, for example, 961 00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:27,955 I would choose not to. 962 00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:30,925 (Ruth grunting) 963 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:36,230 - Did you ever work at the pizza place on Elm Street? 964 00:56:36,330 --> 00:56:39,466 - No, I think there must be a doppelganger of me somewhere. 965 00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:41,135 - More like Stace saw you at The Black Jag 966 00:56:41,235 --> 00:56:44,205 and decided to do a deep-dive Facebook stalk of you. 967 00:56:44,305 --> 00:56:45,940 (Ruth laughing) 968 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,642 - No, you're a little bit of a ghost online, aren't you? 969 00:56:47,742 --> 00:56:49,476 There's barely any proof you exist. 970 00:56:49,577 --> 00:56:51,646 - No. Nobody gets past me. 971 00:56:51,746 --> 00:56:53,381 I think I'd make a really good spy. 972 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,182 (Stacey laughing) 973 00:56:55,283 --> 00:56:57,018 - Not with that laugh! 974 00:56:57,118 --> 00:57:00,888 (Stacey and Ruth laughing) 975 00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:03,658 - [Stacy] Ooh! (Stacey's hands clapping) 976 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:05,593 (Stacey and Hugo laughing) 977 00:57:05,693 --> 00:57:07,328 - [Stacy] Yes! - [Hugo] Ay! 978 00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:08,296 (Ruth and Stacey laughing) 979 00:57:08,396 --> 00:57:09,429 - You need to drink. 980 00:57:09,530 --> 00:57:10,965 - Oh! - [Hugo] Drink. 981 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,870 - Okay, let's play a different game. 982 00:57:15,970 --> 00:57:17,004 Pick a card. 983 00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:22,176 (Ruth laughing) (Stacey's hands clapping) 984 00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:25,445 - Right, here we go. Read out the last sext you sent. 985 00:57:25,546 --> 00:57:26,847 - Oh, God. 986 00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,382 - You should pay attention, take some tips. 987 00:57:28,481 --> 00:57:31,085 - Hey? I'm a good sexter. 988 00:57:31,185 --> 00:57:32,620 (Ruth, Jack and Stacey laughing) 989 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,955 - Can I pick another card? 990 00:57:34,055 --> 00:57:35,256 - No, do it. It's fine. - [Jack] Oh come on, 991 00:57:35,356 --> 00:57:36,456 with the sexting. 992 00:57:36,557 --> 00:57:37,858 - I don't mind. (Ruth laughing) 993 00:57:37,959 --> 00:57:40,094 - Okay. Can't believe I'm doing this. 994 00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:41,062 (Ruth laughing) 995 00:57:41,162 --> 00:57:42,163 Alright, here goes. 996 00:57:44,065 --> 00:57:46,867 "Can't wait to have my cock in your mouth, 997 00:57:46,968 --> 00:57:49,537 want you to suck it like a Popsicle stick." 998 00:57:52,673 --> 00:57:53,908 - What's a popsicle stick? 999 00:57:54,008 --> 00:57:55,543 - [Stacy] I wonder what Ru replied. 1000 00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:57,011 - [Hugo] Oh, it doesn't matter. 1001 00:57:57,111 --> 00:57:59,347 You'll have to let your imagination run wild. 1002 00:57:59,447 --> 00:58:00,548 - Oh, it will. 1003 00:58:00,648 --> 00:58:02,383 Alright, alright. It's my turn. 1004 00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:03,317 - [Hugo] Go on. 1005 00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:06,120 (Stacey laughing) 1006 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:08,823 (Stacey clearing throat) 1007 00:58:08,923 --> 00:58:14,028 - Take off your top or do a shot. 1008 00:58:14,128 --> 00:58:15,096 (Jack grunting) 1009 00:58:15,196 --> 00:58:16,230 It's quite the conundrum. 1010 00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:17,565 - Just take it off halfway. 1011 00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:19,200 - Fuck that, take it off. 1012 00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:20,534 (Jack laughing) 1013 00:58:20,634 --> 00:58:21,902 - No, I think I'm gonna do the shot. 1014 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:24,705 - No! (Jack and Stacey laughing) 1015 00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:26,040 - Ah! - Shit, sorry! 1016 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,274 (Jack and Stacey laughing) 1017 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:29,677 Alright. Alright, you win. 1018 00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,012 - [Jack] I like this game. 1019 00:58:31,112 --> 00:58:33,180 - Oh, now he's invested. (Jack laughing) 1020 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,181 - Right. 1021 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,182 - Okay Rue, your go. 1022 00:58:35,282 --> 00:58:36,584 - Oh, okay. Alright. 1023 00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,452 (Ruth clearing throat) 1024 00:58:38,552 --> 00:58:39,787 Right. 1025 00:58:39,887 --> 00:58:41,455 (Hugo grunting) (Ruth clearing throat) 1026 00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:44,558 Kiss the person to your left, French style. 1027 00:58:45,526 --> 00:58:46,627 I'm not gonna do that. 1028 00:58:46,727 --> 00:58:48,029 (Ruth laughing) 1029 00:58:48,129 --> 00:58:49,330 - [Stacy] You have to, it's your card. 1030 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:50,698 - But I, I can't do that! 1031 00:58:50,798 --> 00:58:52,133 - [Stacy] Do you think I care? 1032 00:58:52,233 --> 00:58:54,035 - Don't let me stop you. 1033 00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:55,403 (Ruth sighing) 1034 00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:57,271 - Up to you love, but my hygiene is, 1035 00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:58,606 (Jack clicking) 1036 00:58:58,706 --> 00:58:59,840 - [Stacy And Jack] Do it, do it, do it! 1037 00:59:01,175 --> 00:59:02,710 - Hey, what happened to, "Try new things at Christmas?" 1038 00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:03,844 (Ruth sighing) (kiss smacking) 1039 00:59:03,944 --> 00:59:05,146 - Oh, fine, fine, fine, okay. 1040 00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:06,047 - Come on. 1041 00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:07,314 - [Stacy] Woo! 1042 00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,182 - Oh my God. (all laughing) 1043 00:59:08,282 --> 00:59:09,150 (dramatic music) 1044 00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:10,418 - [Jack] Alright. 1045 00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:11,952 Okay, when I kiss, I kiss, alright? 1046 00:59:12,053 --> 00:59:14,088 So don't fall in love with me, alright? 1047 00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:16,957 (Ruth laughing) 1048 00:59:17,058 --> 00:59:18,726 - I'll try not to. 1049 00:59:21,729 --> 00:59:24,865 (kisses smacking) 1050 00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:29,637 - Oi! 1051 00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:32,973 (Ruth and Jack laughing) 1052 00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:35,876 (Ruth laughing) 1053 00:59:53,694 --> 00:59:58,999 (Ruth groaning) (Stacey laughing) 1054 01:00:02,136 --> 01:00:04,872 (Hugo gasping) 1055 01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:12,646 (Ruth and Stacey laughing) 1056 01:00:12,746 --> 01:00:14,315 (Christmas tree tinkling) 1057 01:00:14,415 --> 01:00:17,184 (body thudding) 1058 01:00:17,885 --> 01:00:21,689 (Hugo and Ruth groaning) 1059 01:00:25,493 --> 01:00:29,663 (Jack and Stacey groaning) 1060 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,600 (hand smacking) 1061 01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:35,769 (Jack and Stacey laughing) 1062 01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,873 (Ruth grunting) 1063 01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:07,268 (Ruth gasping) 1064 01:01:10,104 --> 01:01:13,207 - Oh my God, Stace, I'm so sorry. 1065 01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:17,378 (Stacey laughing) 1066 01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:20,381 - This is the best damn dinner party I've ever had! 1067 01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:24,218 (Jack and Stacey laughing) 1068 01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:28,689 (Ruth gasping) 1069 01:01:28,789 --> 01:01:31,825 (door squeaking) 1070 01:01:34,862 --> 01:01:37,198 - Well, it was great meeting you both. 1071 01:01:37,298 --> 01:01:38,332 - Yeah, we had fun. 1072 01:01:38,432 --> 01:01:39,601 Maybe a bit too much fun. 1073 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,268 (Ruth laughing) 1074 01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:44,071 - Well, if you fancy round two, you know where I live. 1075 01:01:45,306 --> 01:01:47,808 - Yeah, I might have to sit that one out. 1076 01:01:47,908 --> 01:01:49,043 - But we'll definitely see you both 1077 01:01:49,143 --> 01:01:50,911 at The Black Jag Christmas party? 1078 01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:52,146 - So, you're coming? 1079 01:01:52,246 --> 01:01:53,582 - You bet. 1080 01:01:53,682 --> 01:01:54,982 - You know it's gonna be quite a night. 1081 01:01:55,983 --> 01:01:57,351 - Anyways, see you later. 1082 01:01:57,451 --> 01:01:58,219 - Bye, bye. - Bye. 1083 01:01:58,319 --> 01:01:59,353 - Bye, bye. 1084 01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:04,758 (Stacey and Jack laughing) 1085 01:02:05,594 --> 01:02:07,161 - Well, that escalated quickly. 1086 01:02:07,261 --> 01:02:09,897 - Yeah, it was much more fun than I thought it would be. 1087 01:02:11,633 --> 01:02:13,367 - Hey, when did you send that text? 1088 01:02:13,467 --> 01:02:15,035 - Huh? 1089 01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:17,137 - You know that text? I don't remember you sending it. 1090 01:02:17,238 --> 01:02:18,806 - I did send it. It was a while ago, 1091 01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,642 you probably just don't remember. 1092 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,343 (Ruth laughing) 1093 01:02:22,443 --> 01:02:24,478 - You were meant to show the most recent text on your phone. 1094 01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,113 - Ruth, it's a game. 1095 01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:28,349 It's not like someone's holding a gun to your head. 1096 01:02:30,518 --> 01:02:33,387 - Call an Uber, my place? 1097 01:02:33,487 --> 01:02:34,656 - You always go to your place. 1098 01:02:34,755 --> 01:02:35,789 - What's wrong with my place? 1099 01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:37,291 - There's nothing wrong it, 1100 01:02:37,391 --> 01:02:38,892 I'm just saying, we always go to your place. 1101 01:02:38,993 --> 01:02:40,060 - Look, do you know how long it took me 1102 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,529 to save up for that place? 1103 01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,664 Two years before I opened The Jag, 1104 01:02:42,763 --> 01:02:44,198 I was completely bankrupt. 1105 01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:46,033 I don't think you realize how hard I've worked. 1106 01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,368 - Okay, fine, we'll go to your place. I'm sorry. 1107 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:52,773 (Ruth sighing) 1108 01:02:53,508 --> 01:02:56,210 - Right, booked. 1109 01:02:58,045 --> 01:02:59,913 Thanks for your understanding. 1110 01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:04,251 (kisses smacking) 1111 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:17,164 (Hugo and Ruth groaning) 1112 01:03:29,343 --> 01:03:30,311 - Shit. 1113 01:03:30,411 --> 01:03:31,845 - [Ruth] What? 1114 01:03:33,682 --> 01:03:35,517 - [Hugo] Shit. 1115 01:03:35,617 --> 01:03:36,383 (Ruth sighing) 1116 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:37,719 - What? 1117 01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:39,554 - It's broken. 1118 01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:40,588 Shit! 1119 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:44,491 - Can you, can you untie me please? 1120 01:03:44,592 --> 01:03:46,960 - You don't understand, this is more than just a collar! 1121 01:03:47,061 --> 01:03:49,129 - It's okay, you don't have to freak out. 1122 01:03:49,229 --> 01:03:52,667 Look, I didn't wanna tell you, 1123 01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:54,868 but I may have a surprise for you tomorrow, 1124 01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:56,470 you might get a new one. 1125 01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,072 A new color. 1126 01:03:58,172 --> 01:04:01,743 - Really? That's great. Can you give it to me now? 1127 01:04:01,842 --> 01:04:03,143 - No! 1128 01:04:03,243 --> 01:04:05,012 - Well, I may not see you tomorrow. 1129 01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:06,715 - Oh, I see. Why not? 1130 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:09,216 - Because I've got the party to deal with. 1131 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,820 - So you're telling me, 1132 01:04:11,919 --> 01:04:13,287 I'm not gonna see you at all tomorrow on Christmas? 1133 01:04:13,387 --> 01:04:14,656 - Well, you're coming to the party aren't you? 1134 01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:16,056 I'll see you in the evening! 1135 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,058 Look, I'll even get you in for free. 1136 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,194 Those tickets are worth a hundred quid, you know. 1137 01:04:20,294 --> 01:04:22,363 - Can you fucking untie me? 1138 01:04:23,997 --> 01:04:27,434 (restraints rattling) 1139 01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,070 Thank you. 1140 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:32,339 I'm sorry, I just don't wanna spend my whole Christmas 1141 01:04:32,439 --> 01:04:33,641 at a sex party! 1142 01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,142 - Well, no one's forcing you to come. 1143 01:04:35,242 --> 01:04:36,511 If you don't want to, why don't you go home 1144 01:04:36,611 --> 01:04:37,812 and spend it with your parents! 1145 01:04:37,911 --> 01:04:39,113 Spend it with them! 1146 01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:43,217 (Ruth gasping) 1147 01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:52,861 (door slamming) (Hugo exhaling) 1148 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,996 (pensive music) 1149 01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:02,970 - I don't know, Stace. 1150 01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:05,172 I um, I think I've lost him. 1151 01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:06,775 - Well you don't know that. 1152 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:08,108 Have you tried calling him? 1153 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:09,778 - He's not answering his phone. 1154 01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:11,245 (Ruth sniffing) 1155 01:05:11,345 --> 01:05:12,747 - Oh, look, maybe he just needs some space. 1156 01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:14,549 Try again later. 1157 01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:15,916 Don't jump to conclusions. 1158 01:05:16,016 --> 01:05:17,384 Look, it's Christmas Eve, 1159 01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:19,888 treat yourself to some wine and some chocolate. 1160 01:05:19,987 --> 01:05:21,556 - Is that what you're doing? 1161 01:05:22,524 --> 01:05:23,991 - Something like that. 1162 01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:31,298 Look, I'll see you tomorrow. 1163 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:35,502 - Meow! 1164 01:05:35,603 --> 01:05:38,405 (Ruth sniffing) 1165 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:47,481 (keys rattling) 1166 01:05:55,055 --> 01:05:57,926 (loud music reverberating) 1167 01:05:58,058 --> 01:05:59,627 - Can I help you? 1168 01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:01,094 - Hi, is Hugo here? 1169 01:06:01,195 --> 01:06:02,262 - Can't tell you that. 1170 01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:03,531 - What, why? 1171 01:06:03,631 --> 01:06:05,098 - Are you gonna buy a ticket to the club? 1172 01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:06,835 - No, I just need to speak to Hugo! 1173 01:06:06,935 --> 01:06:08,402 - Can't let you in, without a ticket. 1174 01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:10,971 - But I've been coming here for the past month. 1175 01:06:11,071 --> 01:06:13,240 I'm the one that's been going to Hugo's office. 1176 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:15,342 - You're gonna have to be more specific. 1177 01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:16,611 - You know me! 1178 01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:18,312 I don't have time for you. 1179 01:06:18,412 --> 01:06:19,581 - Miss. Miss? 1180 01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:38,700 (memory card rattling) 1181 01:06:41,936 --> 01:06:47,241 (whip smacking) (Hugo gasping) 1182 01:06:49,844 --> 01:06:51,178 - Ruth, wait. 1183 01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,053 - Hey, hey, you can't just- 1184 01:07:00,153 --> 01:07:01,556 - [Ruth] I'm leaving. 1185 01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:03,156 - Ruth, wait. It's not what it looks like. 1186 01:07:03,257 --> 01:07:04,526 - Really? So what does it look like? 1187 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:06,193 - Well, I mean it is, 1188 01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:07,829 but what I mean is, these girls mean nothing to me. 1189 01:07:07,929 --> 01:07:09,162 It's you that I really want. 1190 01:07:09,263 --> 01:07:10,565 - How can you even say that, 1191 01:07:10,665 --> 01:07:12,967 while some girls' drool on your dick? 1192 01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:14,301 - You don't understand. 1193 01:07:14,401 --> 01:07:15,770 - No, Hugo, you don't understand. 1194 01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:17,872 I'm sick and tired of men like you, 1195 01:07:17,972 --> 01:07:20,742 cheating on me and abusing me. 1196 01:07:20,842 --> 01:07:22,677 You fucking manipulative twat! 1197 01:07:23,878 --> 01:07:25,513 - [Hugo] Ruth, what are you doing? 1198 01:07:25,613 --> 01:07:29,817 - It's Christmas Eve, I might need to let some steam off. 1199 01:07:29,918 --> 01:07:32,654 (Ruth gasping) 1200 01:07:41,529 --> 01:07:43,130 You two, with me. 1201 01:07:46,233 --> 01:07:47,702 Put that on me. 1202 01:07:49,503 --> 01:07:52,239 (Ruth gasping) 1203 01:07:53,675 --> 01:07:55,108 Now tie me up. 1204 01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:11,158 Now hit me hard. 1205 01:08:11,258 --> 01:08:16,531 (whip smacking) (Ruth groaning) 1206 01:08:16,931 --> 01:08:17,599 - Ruth. 1207 01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:25,506 - I want more! 1208 01:08:35,148 --> 01:08:40,420 (Ruth groaning) (whip smacking) 1209 01:08:52,332 --> 01:08:55,335 (Ruth groaning) 1210 01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:05,913 (Hugo gasping) 1211 01:09:06,014 --> 01:09:08,816 (Ruth groaning) 1212 01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:13,755 (Hugo gasping) 1213 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:25,633 (Ruth groaning) (whip smacking) 1214 01:09:27,635 --> 01:09:30,370 (Ruth gasping) 1215 01:09:36,010 --> 01:09:39,379 (restraints rattling) 1216 01:09:46,854 --> 01:09:49,757 - You filthy bitch, you've never been sexier. 1217 01:09:50,390 --> 01:09:52,259 I want you so bad. 1218 01:09:53,061 --> 01:09:54,095 - Really? 1219 01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:55,763 Well, I was just leaving. 1220 01:09:57,865 --> 01:10:00,434 - Well then, you're banned from the club! 1221 01:10:00,535 --> 01:10:03,336 Enjoy Christmas on your own, you crazy bitch! 1222 01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,378 - Oh my God, Stace. You should have seen me, 1223 01:10:11,478 --> 01:10:13,581 I was like a fucking sex goddess. 1224 01:10:14,615 --> 01:10:16,349 I don't even care about him anymore. 1225 01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:18,619 It feels so good, 1226 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,387 to finally be in control of my own body, you know? 1227 01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:22,389 - [Stacy] I'm so proud of you. 1228 01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:24,458 And look, Jack and I are happy to spend Christmas at mine. 1229 01:10:24,559 --> 01:10:27,528 It's not gonna be as wild as The Jag, but fuck it. 1230 01:10:27,628 --> 01:10:29,197 I mean, if you wanna spend it with your family, 1231 01:10:29,296 --> 01:10:31,666 I totally get it, but what do you think? 1232 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,301 - No, I don't wanna spend it with my family. 1233 01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:36,704 This is finally a new chapter for me. 1234 01:10:36,804 --> 01:10:39,607 - [Stacy] Hell yeah. I'll start making cocktails now! 1235 01:10:39,707 --> 01:10:40,975 (Ruth laughing) 1236 01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:43,243 - Okay, well, perfect. I'll see you tomorrow, okay. 1237 01:10:43,343 --> 01:10:45,278 And remember, Christmas is in an hour! 1238 01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:48,415 (relaxing music) 1239 01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:52,319 (label whirring) 1240 01:10:54,555 --> 01:10:57,925 (restraint clinking) 1241 01:11:03,097 --> 01:11:05,833 (Ruth sighing) 1242 01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:15,143 (Ruth and Stacey laughing) 1243 01:11:15,243 --> 01:11:18,378 (paper rustling) 1244 01:11:23,651 --> 01:11:26,486 - Oh my God, you did not! A vajazzle! 1245 01:11:26,587 --> 01:11:27,889 I've always wanted one of these! 1246 01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:29,157 - Anything for you, babe. 1247 01:11:29,257 --> 01:11:30,290 (both laughing) 1248 01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:31,793 - I can't wait to try it on. 1249 01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:34,595 Your turn. 1250 01:11:34,695 --> 01:11:36,197 - Oh, well this looks familiar. 1251 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:37,732 (Ruth laughing) 1252 01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:39,700 - Well, I thought I should probably repurpose 1253 01:11:39,801 --> 01:11:41,468 all of those magazine editions, I've been hoarding forever. 1254 01:11:41,569 --> 01:11:42,937 I got it when you were with Eric, 1255 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,972 so I don't even know if you still need it. 1256 01:11:45,072 --> 01:11:48,009 (Ruth vocalizing) 1257 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:50,310 You don't like it? 1258 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,948 (dramatic music) 1259 01:11:55,783 --> 01:11:58,753 (paper rustling) 1260 01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:02,322 - Well, remember two years ago, 1261 01:12:02,422 --> 01:12:03,758 we did that story about that guy, 1262 01:12:03,858 --> 01:12:05,526 who was taking photos of girls he'd brought home 1263 01:12:05,626 --> 01:12:06,894 and then selling them online? 1264 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:08,129 - I didn't hear about that! 1265 01:12:08,229 --> 01:12:12,233 (Hugo gasping) (Ruth groaning) 1266 01:12:12,332 --> 01:12:14,035 - Have we met before? 1267 01:12:14,135 --> 01:12:15,770 - No. You're a little bit of a ghost on online, aren't you? 1268 01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:18,405 There's barely any proof you exist. 1269 01:12:18,506 --> 01:12:19,640 - Two years before I opened The Jag, 1270 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,441 I was completely bankrupt. 1271 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:23,144 I don't think you realize how hard I've worked. 1272 01:12:23,244 --> 01:12:25,445 - You don't understand, this is more than just a collar! 1273 01:12:25,546 --> 01:12:27,014 - I've been coming here for the past month. 1274 01:12:27,114 --> 01:12:29,817 I'm the one that's been going into Hugo's office. 1275 01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:31,986 - You're gonna have to be more specific. 1276 01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:33,588 - Oh, no, no, no, no, 1277 01:12:33,688 --> 01:12:35,256 no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - What? What is it? 1278 01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:36,389 (Ruth sighing) 1279 01:12:36,489 --> 01:12:38,259 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1280 01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:39,193 - What is it? 1281 01:12:39,293 --> 01:12:40,661 - Fuck, Stace. 1282 01:12:51,939 --> 01:12:54,742 (Ruth gasping) 1283 01:12:56,911 --> 01:12:57,912 - Oh, shit! 1284 01:12:58,813 --> 01:13:00,014 - We're going to The Jag, now. 1285 01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:01,515 - Okay. Okay. 1286 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,085 - Where are my shoes? 1287 01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,026 - Stacey? 1288 01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:14,228 Where did everyone go? 1289 01:13:14,328 --> 01:13:15,763 - [Stacy] Jack! 1290 01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:23,871 (sex club goers exclaiming) (loud music reverberating) 1291 01:13:27,108 --> 01:13:29,911 (whip smacking) 1292 01:13:32,513 --> 01:13:35,650 (kisses smacking) 1293 01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:37,450 - Slag! 1294 01:13:37,551 --> 01:13:41,555 (sex club goers exclaiming) 1295 01:13:45,393 --> 01:13:46,694 - Didn't I tell you- 1296 01:13:46,794 --> 01:13:48,663 - I behaved so badly, the other day. 1297 01:13:48,763 --> 01:13:50,831 I came here to say I'm sorry. 1298 01:13:50,932 --> 01:13:55,703 I've been a bad, bad girl and I need to be punished. 1299 01:13:56,604 --> 01:14:00,641 (sex club goers exclaiming) 1300 01:14:02,910 --> 01:14:06,446 I've never been very good with words, 1301 01:14:08,481 --> 01:14:11,886 so maybe I can show you with my mouth. 1302 01:14:16,357 --> 01:14:20,962 - I knew you'd come back to me, girls like you always do. 1303 01:14:22,396 --> 01:14:25,800 - And guys like you always get caught. 1304 01:14:27,935 --> 01:14:29,437 - What the fuck? 1305 01:14:29,537 --> 01:14:30,838 - Have fun spending Christmas in jail, Joshua. 1306 01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:32,273 - How do you- 1307 01:14:32,373 --> 01:14:33,274 - This guy has been filming all of us, 1308 01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:34,642 without us realizing. 1309 01:14:34,742 --> 01:14:36,510 - What are you talking about? 1310 01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:38,112 - No, he hasn't. 1311 01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,680 - Don't believe her, she's just some crazy whore, 1312 01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:41,949 trying to get back at me. Un-cuff me! 1313 01:14:42,049 --> 01:14:43,250 - It's true. 1314 01:14:43,351 --> 01:14:44,885 And the magazine we work for, 1315 01:14:44,986 --> 01:14:47,221 did a story on him two years ago, the pictures match. 1316 01:14:47,321 --> 01:14:49,090 - I didn't wanna believe it, either, 1317 01:14:49,190 --> 01:14:51,058 but he's been hiding this in his office. 1318 01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:54,395 - This is crazy, just untie me and I'll explain everything. 1319 01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:55,663 - What about the party? 1320 01:14:55,763 --> 01:14:57,465 - Yeah, I don't mind being filmed. 1321 01:14:57,565 --> 01:14:59,300 - Hey guys, we can all go back to my flat, 1322 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,835 where we can have a great party, 1323 01:15:00,935 --> 01:15:03,604 without being filmed and without him! 1324 01:15:04,405 --> 01:15:06,307 - Fuck this place, let's go! 1325 01:15:06,407 --> 01:15:09,310 (sex club goers exclaiming) 1326 01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:10,778 - [Hugo] Guys, please! 1327 01:15:10,878 --> 01:15:13,514 You lot gonna believe this crazy freak? 1328 01:15:13,614 --> 01:15:14,382 (feet thudding) 1329 01:15:14,482 --> 01:15:15,649 Come back! 1330 01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,023 - Well done. 1331 01:15:23,657 --> 01:15:26,927 (upbeat music) 1332 01:15:27,028 --> 01:15:29,997 (kisses smacking) 1333 01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:42,943 (glasses chiming) 1334 01:15:43,044 --> 01:15:44,378 (door thudding) 1335 01:15:44,478 --> 01:15:45,713 - It's open! 1336 01:15:52,086 --> 01:15:53,187 (door thudding) 1337 01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:55,923 Come in, it's open! 1338 01:15:56,023 --> 01:15:57,324 (door thudding) (Ruth gasping) 1339 01:15:57,425 --> 01:15:59,760 Eric, what are you doing here? 1340 01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:01,929 - Ruth, please don't shut the door. 1341 01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:06,434 I know my behavior's been unacceptable. 1342 01:16:06,535 --> 01:16:08,502 This past month has made me realize, 1343 01:16:08,602 --> 01:16:11,572 what I've done wrong and how I treated you. 1344 01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:13,107 I love and I miss you. 1345 01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:15,810 Please, can we move forward from this, please? 1346 01:16:17,678 --> 01:16:19,013 - I'm sorry, Eric. 1347 01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:22,483 It's not gonna work out, you can't come in. 1348 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,186 - But it's Christmas. Please. 1349 01:16:28,656 --> 01:16:31,258 - Okay, fine. Just this once. 1350 01:16:41,035 --> 01:16:43,170 - You're so fine and so hot. 1351 01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:44,573 - Uh, thanks. 1352 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:47,108 - Exciting enough for you? 1353 01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:59,153 (upbeat music continues) 1354 01:16:59,253 --> 01:17:02,056 (hand smacking) 1355 01:17:26,615 --> 01:17:29,817 (Stacey groaning) 1356 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:50,437 - Merry Christmas, Sweet cheeks. 1357 01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:54,275 (whip smacking) (Eric grunting) 1358 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:56,844 - I fucking love Christmas. 1359 01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:03,384 (upbeat music continues) 1360 01:19:34,475 --> 01:19:37,811 (logo reverberating) 1360 01:19:38,305 --> 01:20:38,222 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm