"Platonic" Episode #2.2

1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,720 Guys, can you help me put the boxes in the minivan, please? 2 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,138 What's this for again? 3 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,973 This is for Katie's son's birthday party. 4 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,725 Frances, can you grab the water bottles, please? 5 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,143 This is child labor. 6 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,728 Maeve, can you grab the party bags, please? 7 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,688 Jessipa and I are having a staring contest. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,065 Can you guys keep it down? I'm busy. 9 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,234 I literally never ask you to do anything! 10 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,111 Guys! We talked about this. Let's go. 11 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,364 Thanks, sweetie. 12 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,575 But if it's "Events by Sylvia," why are we doing it? 13 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,202 Coyote! 14 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,330 Initiate freeze protocol. 15 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:43,084 Babe, we gotta call animal control. 16 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,629 I call and I call and they say it's not their problem until there's a corpse. 17 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:47,755 What's a corpse? 18 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,508 It's a dead body. One day you'll be a corpse. 19 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,968 - Simon! - Can we not? 20 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,262 But it's true. 21 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:02,895 - Okay. - Okay. Come on. 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,981 Okay. 23 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,024 Can Jessipa eat my hot dog? 24 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,861 No, no. Never give Jessipa a hot dog. 25 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:10,946 Too late. 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 27 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,213 On your knees, bitch! 28 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,846 Hey. Here we go. 29 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,015 This is so disturbing. 30 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,351 - Why? - We don't let Simon play with guns. 31 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:48,734 Thank you. Now, do you need anything else? I feel like we're all set. 32 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,944 - Can I see the cake? - Yeah. 33 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:56,365 Oh, my God. It's so cute! Isn't it cute? 34 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,783 It's so cute. 35 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,494 Thank you. 36 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,788 Okay. So what's next with planning Will's wedding? 37 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,874 Well, just the boring stuff. 38 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,293 I mean, wine tasting, looking at venues. 39 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:10,463 But I don't know what's gonna happen now I know Jenna low-key hates me. 40 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,089 I mean, can you blame her? 41 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:15,886 You and her fiancé literally disappeared for half of her engagement party. 42 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,888 - Whose side are you on? - Hers. I believe women. 43 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,724 Okay. It was Will's idea to leave the party. 44 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,518 I kept trying to take him back there. 45 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:26,312 I didn't know that part. Okay, then everything's okay. 46 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:28,147 Jenna and I, we don't really know each other yet. 47 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,275 We just need to become friends, and then Will and I can remain friends. 48 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,069 - It's very simple. - Come on. 49 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,655 You are not gonna become real friends with Jenna. 50 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,449 Okay. I know. But that doesn't mean she can't be the kind of friend 51 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,493 that you intend to get a drink with but never do. 52 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,996 Okay. That's smart. Aim low. 53 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,249 Very low. 54 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,084 - Are you okay? - I don't... No. 55 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,128 I don't know... That child is unhinged. Whoever that is. What is his name? 56 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:55,175 Okay. Okay, calm down. This is normal. Your son's just a dork. 57 00:02:56,593 --> 00:03:00,721 Basically, Johnny 66 wants to open these, like, gastropubs nationally. 58 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,557 And this is the first one. It's really nice, right? 59 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,058 Do you guys have a name for it yet? 60 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:07,270 Yes. Corporate has settled on a name. 61 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,605 It is short for Johnny 66. 62 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,275 It is "Jay 6." 63 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,862 It kinda reminds me of something. 64 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,947 I can't imagine what it reminds you of. 65 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:21,325 It tested very well. Apparently, it had a very sticky name. 66 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,577 I don't know about you guys, 67 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,078 - but it reminds me of January 6th. - Yeah. 68 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,664 I was there but only because I was visiting family in DC. 69 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:29,584 Next thing I know, there's a commotion, I end up at the Capitol. 70 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:30,836 Beautiful building. 71 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,087 You should not tell people that story. 72 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,173 I took my shirt off. 73 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,509 Anyway, Will, I'm so proud of you though, man. 74 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,971 I'm so proud of you! I mean, look at this. You're, like, running this place. 75 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,890 You're like a total corporate girlboss now. 76 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,142 Yes, I am. I really am. 77 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,353 I was so sick of your cool Bon-Iver-artiste bullshit, 78 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:53,274 but you've really blossomed into a beautiful capitalist piggy, 79 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,734 - and I love it. - Thanks, dude. 80 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,945 I'm as surprised as anyone that I like working for a big company. 81 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,572 - Bro, Jenna's done good with you. - Yes. 82 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,073 - You're a different dude. - Thank you. 83 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,284 But has the dust settled from the engagement party, 84 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,744 or is she still pissed at you and Sylvia? 85 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,247 No, she hasn't brought it up at all actually. I think it's totally blown over. 86 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,832 Yeah. I mean, that's exactly how women work. 87 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,417 They just let things blow over, easy-breezy. 88 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,377 - They don't hold on to anything. - No, that's crazy. 89 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,089 Sylvia and Jenna hate each other. There's gonna be a catfight. 90 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,092 Don't try to start shit with this thing, okay? 91 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,136 Dude, Sylvia, like, planned your engagement party, 92 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,180 and then she kidnapped you, and you missed the whole thing. 93 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,432 You have to admit Sylvia doesn't have the best track record 94 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,142 when it comes to you and your significant others. 95 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,021 We are both equally responsible for what happened at the engagement party. 96 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:33,232 Would it have happened with anybody else though? 97 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,195 Okay, yeah. 98 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:44,033 I've been really worried about Jenna and Sylvia spending too much time together. 99 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:47,161 I know what you have to do, all right? Do not let them speak to each other. 100 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:51,207 Do not let them around each other. Unless... three-way. 101 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,251 Nice. Good advice. Thank you. 102 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,670 End all contact between Sylvia and Jenna forever. 103 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,548 How the fuck do I... Sylvia's literally planning my wedding. 104 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:02,426 Just be vague but positive. Like, "Yeah, we'll 100% hang out in the future. 105 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,595 Let's figure it out." Then never figure it out. 106 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,722 - You never figure it out. - Right. 107 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,308 If you're in the market for a new wedding planner, I am available. 108 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,435 If you're looking for someone with a younger profile, 109 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:15,022 I recently took a MasterClass on floral arrangement from Jennifer Garner. 110 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,567 I love <i>Yes Day.</i> 111 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,359 This fucking banner. 112 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,944 I told them not to hang this shit. 113 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,821 "The heart of an alehouse, the soul of America"? 114 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,781 What the fuck does that even mean? It sucks, right? 115 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,867 - Yeah, it's not great. - I'm not a philosopher, 116 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:29,413 but I think the heart of an alehouse is the ale. 117 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,956 Yo, you gotta run through Lucky Penny sometime soon. 118 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:36,043 I've been running this illegal high-stakes, late-night VIP poker game. 119 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,629 And guess what I'm calling it? "Reggie's Game." 120 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,089 I can send you the password. 121 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,466 Is it "Vinny Chase"? 122 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,010 No. What the heck? 123 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,429 - It actually is. Holy shit. First guess. - Who told you? 124 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,598 I really need you there though. It's Friday at 9:30. 125 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,142 Yeah, I will 100% hang out in the future with you. 126 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,810 - You're doing the thing! - There you go! 127 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,188 - Yeah, it works. It's good. - It works really well actually. 128 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,772 - I really thought you were coming. - I know. 129 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,941 - Just like that. - It feels right. 130 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:04,364 This one's nutty and mossy and a little dirty. 131 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,036 Should we wait for Jenna before we make any decisions? 132 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,537 She can't make it. 133 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,205 Why not? What happened? 134 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:15,416 She got stuck in San Diego. She was so bummed too. 135 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,794 She's like, "Oh, Will, I wish I could come. I just can't come." 136 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,797 Okay. And this has got nothing to do with what happened at the engagement party? 137 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,008 Like, she seemed a little irritated when... 138 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,302 Oh, no, no, no. No. Totally fine. 139 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,305 It's just hard for her to get down to LA in the middle of the week, you know. 140 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,389 CEO stuff. 141 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,351 I really wanna make an effort for her and I to be friends, you know, 142 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:34,727 - outside of our friendship. - Of course. 143 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,521 - It really means a lot to me. - She would like that as well. 144 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:38,773 - I'll reach out to her. - You don't have to do that. 145 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,775 You'll see each other... You'll hang. 146 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:44,695 You know, she gets guilty when she has to tell people she's too busy to hang out. 147 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:47,782 But you'll organically spend plenty of time together 148 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:48,950 - in the very near future. - Okay. 149 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,495 Yeah, she was so bummed to be stuck in San Diego. 150 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,454 Yeah. 151 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:55,707 <i>I love visiting Los Angeles!</i> 152 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,168 So turns out Jenna is in town. 153 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:03,339 So much for being a busy CEO with no time for Will's friends. 154 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,425 And why are you looking at her Instagram? What is oyster shucking? 155 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,677 - <i>Elliott.</i> - <i>What is shucking?</i> 156 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,053 - <i>That's correct.</i> - 'Cause Will told me 157 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,390 that she was in San Diego. He totally lied to me. 158 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:13,766 Well, you know, I'm sure it was just a last-minute thing. 159 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,018 No, no. This is absolutely not a last-minute thing. Look. 160 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,770 - Uh-huh. - They're just all hanging out. 161 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,772 - Who is Paula Abdul? - <i>Who is Paula Abdul?</i> 162 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,858 You know what? I don't even see why you care. 163 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,277 You don't want to go to Lucky Penny anyway. What's the big deal? 164 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,904 I'll tell you what the big deal is. If I can't be friends with Jenna, 165 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,323 then that means that I'm not going to be able to hang out with Will. 166 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,033 That is not true. That's not gonna happen. 167 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,827 That's what happened last time he was married. 168 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:35,663 I don't want to lose him again. He's one of my oldest friends. 169 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,457 If I were to replace him now, it would take 25 years 170 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,294 for me and this new friend to catch up to where Will and I are. 171 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,588 And by then, I'm practically dead and who cares? 172 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,340 Uh-huh. Who cares? Right. 173 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,217 Okay, please, babe. This is important. 174 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,470 As we get older, our old friends become more and more important. 175 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,555 Okay. You know what? 176 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:56,475 I'm sure that Will is just torqued up about getting engaged again, you know? 177 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,811 You know, you and Jenna will become friends eventually. 178 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,272 Just give it time. It'll happen, naturally. 179 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,609 <i>...when I use this eight-letter French synonym for "tushy."</i> 180 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,109 What is the derriere? 181 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,569 - <i>What is derriere?</i> - <i>Yeah.</i> 182 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,653 - Yeah! - You're wrong. 183 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,323 Will and I always get screwy when he's in a couple. 184 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,824 Can you just tell me what to do? 185 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,243 - Please, can you tell me what to do? - Babe, here's what you need to do. 186 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,913 You need to do nothing. He will come around. 187 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,582 - Give them some space. - Okay, you're right. 188 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,958 I'll just keep it cool. 189 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:24,880 Yes. Just keep it cool. Keep it cool. 190 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,800 If I could just, please... There it is! Daily Double. 191 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,888 What should we wager, Jessipa? 192 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,223 What? Not in the bed. 193 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,016 - I told you, not in the bed. - It's fine. 194 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,601 - She likes the warmth. It's fine. - Absolutely not! 195 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,479 Where'd she go? Wait, where'd she go? 196 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,897 No, don't. Don't-- 197 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:46,151 Jessipa, Jessipa, where did you go? Jessipa? 198 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,530 Hey, hey! Just keep it calm. Keep... 199 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:50,989 Jessipa? 200 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:57,745 Hey, Penguini. I just made some dinner reservations for 7:30... 201 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:01,290 Sylvia? Hey. What are you doing here? 202 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,959 Hey, William. How was work? 203 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:08,006 It was great. I was just over at Jay 6. Things are progressing very nicely. 204 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,299 What are you ladies up to? 205 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,511 We're great. We're just looking at some rental options. 206 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,846 Yeah. These books have all the inventory 207 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:18,349 and I just figured that it would be faster if we flip through it together 208 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,142 - than via email, you know? - Yeah. 209 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,978 There's so much gorgeous stuff in here. 210 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,021 Sylvia's gonna grab you tear sheets of my top picks. 211 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,774 Cool. Sylvia, do you want me to take you downstairs and help you 212 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,985 with the parking validation? It's kinda tricky to figure it out. 213 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:32,113 No. We've still got a lot of stuff to get through, so no. 214 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,948 Oh, fudge, pardon me for a sec. 215 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,118 - I have to take this call. - No problem. 216 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,746 Ooh, la, la. 217 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,838 What the fuck are you doing here? 218 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:53,050 My job. Did I not mention that I was meeting up with Jenna? 219 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,218 Oh, ha ha ha. 220 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,304 That's very... This is some fucking <i>Fatal Attraction</i>-type shit 221 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,430 that's going on right now. 222 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,098 Why are you trying to keep Jenna and I apart? 223 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,394 Maybe because you interfere in every relationship I've ever had. 224 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,312 What are you talking about? 225 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,731 I'm talking about how you can't help yourself. You're like a mechanic. 226 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,150 You get under the hood and all of a sudden, you find all these problems 227 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,360 - that weren't there before. - What's going on? Is this the crush? 228 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,779 - Is that what's happening? Is it back? - You're doing it right now. 229 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,908 This is what I'm talking about! Look. I think everyone would agree 230 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:19,535 that everyone's lives would be infinitely easier 231 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,496 if you two just never had any contact ever again for the rest of your lives. 232 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,207 That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. 233 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,417 I can't be friends with you and have no contact with your wife. 234 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,419 Why? It seems pretty clear-cut and simple if you ask me. 235 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,214 Do I have to explain this to you? You saw how she reacted at the party. 236 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,341 It clearly bugged her that we were out together. 237 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,259 It didn't bug her. She hasn't brought it up since then. 238 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,094 - She hasn't even thought about it. - Oh, my God! 239 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,472 As a woman, I can tell you she's still bugged about it. 240 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,475 - Don't woman-splain to me. - I will woman-splain to you all day! 241 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,143 You shouldn't be "splaining" nothing to nobody. 242 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,312 If you don't let Jenna and I hang out, you know what's gonna happen? 243 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,439 She's gonna think you're hiding something, she's gonna hate me, 244 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,815 and you and I won't be friends again. 245 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,026 Don't you think you're being a little dramatic about this? 246 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,903 I don't think so. You're about to get married again. 247 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,363 If we wanna stay friends this time, 248 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,990 then we're gonna have to do normal, adult stuff 249 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,784 like couples dinners and shit like that. 250 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,453 Fine. You wanna do a motherfucking couples dinner? 251 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:05,331 - Let's do a motherfucking couples dinner. - I can't fucking wait. Tomorrow night. 252 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,333 - Let's do a motherfucking couples dinner. - I'm fucking in. 253 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,876 Great. 7:00 p.m. My place. 254 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,879 Great. 7:00 p.m., your place. Couples dinner's fucking on. 255 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,631 Awesome. She got any dietary restrictions? 256 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,967 She says she's allergic to gluten. But she's not. 257 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,719 - What am I supposed to do with that? - Same thing I do with it, nothing. 258 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,263 - Awesome. - You fucking accept it. 259 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,472 - Wow. - Hey! 260 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,851 - Hi! - <i>Bonjour.</i> How was the call? 261 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,646 Good. Well, Penguini, we're gonna have a couples dinner with them tomorrow. 262 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,315 I love a couples dinner. 263 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:31,817 Who doesn't? 264 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,694 I'm gluten-free. 265 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,155 Perfect. Just the four of us. 266 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,575 - Yep. Can't wait. - Perfect. 267 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,535 Wow. This is a lot. 268 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,078 Well, I want it to be special. 269 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,373 It's our first couples dinner with them, and Will doesn't think it's gonna work. 270 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,251 I want to show him that we can have a great time, the four of us, 271 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,003 and that Will doesn't know what he's talking about. 272 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:54,463 Well, I'm glad you took my advice about keeping things chill. 273 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,008 Okay. Just have a canapé and let me do my thing, okay? 274 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,218 Okay. Yep. 275 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,471 Okay. 276 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,016 You're bringing those to the door? 277 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,642 - Hey! - Hi. 278 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,519 - Hey! How are you? - Hi. Welcome. How are you? 279 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,938 - Oh, hi. - Hi. Good to see you. 280 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,732 - There you go. - Look at that. 281 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,650 - Thank you. Look at that. Thank you. - No problem. 282 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,402 - Thanks for having us. - Of course. 283 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,529 - We're so glad we can finally do this. - I know! 284 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,364 How have we never done this before? 285 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,200 Well, you know, we live in a whole other city. 286 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:23,410 Also, she works all the time. 287 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,912 You work pretty crazy hours yourself, William. 288 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,122 - I do. - Charlie actually works a lot. 289 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,082 He's a lawyer. 290 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,459 Yep. And you are no slouch 291 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,878 in the work department either, babe. 292 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,424 Safe to say we all work a lot. 293 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,551 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's adulthood for you. 294 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,262 Yeah. Just slaving away doing shit you don't care about. 295 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,600 Well, that's not really how you feel. I mean, beer is your passion. 296 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,352 That is true. It is. 297 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:49,977 Yeah. 298 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,814 - Would you like gluten-free focaccia? - Right now? 299 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,858 - Yeah. Come in! Have a drink. Yeah. - Yeah. 300 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,361 - Yeah, let's do it. - Let me get you a glass of wine. 301 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,030 We gotta set some ground rules right now. 302 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,615 - Ground rules, really? In my house? - Yes. Absolutely. 303 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,534 Do not bring up any of my past relationships. 304 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,328 Don't be a Will historian. Don't be an expert on me, okay? 305 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,955 An expert. What does that mean? 306 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,000 It means that little lecture you just gave everyone over how much I like beer. 307 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,752 - Lecture? - It was like a fucking TED Talk, okay? 308 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,838 Just don't act like you know everything about me. 309 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,174 I do know everything about you. Except for the origins of "Penguini." 310 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:24,179 We like penguins. They're fucking cute, okay? That's it. 311 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,265 Just, also, don't be a bitch to her, please. 312 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,267 You know what, I... Thank you for the reminder, actually. 313 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,728 - Sometimes people need to be reminded. - I appreciate that. 314 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,479 Look at this spread. 315 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,817 So, you and Will went to college together. What was he like back then? 316 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,819 He was just the same. 317 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,904 Yeah. 318 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,323 In what way? 319 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:47,702 I don't know. I mean, it's so long ago. 320 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,830 I don't really dwell on those times anyway. 321 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,875 I'm not a Will historian. 322 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,668 Okay, boys. 323 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,547 Promise not to talk wedding details all night, but... 324 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:02,049 Any leads on the horse-drawn carriage with the white stallion? 325 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,970 What? And Will's gonna be in shining armor? 326 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:11,893 I'm sorry, I didn't... This is the first that I'm hearing about this stuff. 327 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,353 No, that's not true, actually. We talked about it. 328 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,648 We for sure talked about it because it's a big priority for us, you know? 329 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,984 It's that we, 330 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,821 we're gonna have a horse-drawn carriage take us from the ceremony. 331 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,407 With, you know... 332 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,327 doves being released and people throwing flowers at us 333 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,371 and people playing those long, kinda trumpet things 334 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,790 with the banners hanging down from them. Kinda like a Cinderella moment. 335 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,709 Like a Cinderella moment. I definitely brought it up. 336 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,503 I, for sure, you know? You were looking right at me. 337 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,464 But sometimes you do that thing where, you know, you're looking at the person 338 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,633 but you're kinda tuned out. 339 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,932 - Maybe. - You know what? 340 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,475 - You're right. - I am. 341 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,895 I'm just realizing. I dropped the ball. I dropped the ball on that one. 342 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,982 I am so sorry. I've just had so many details swirling around in my head. 343 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:03,069 You know a little life hack I use to help me remember things at work? 344 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,446 No. What is it? 345 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,782 I write things down. 346 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,120 Like, all the time. 347 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:18,668 I'm gonna write that down. I'm gonna write down to "write things down." 348 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,586 Yeah. That's great. 349 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,756 Smart. Smart. 350 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,553 - Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. - You're welcome. Yeah. 351 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,971 Oh, my God, he just threw me under the bus. 352 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,014 He threw you under the horse-drawn carriage. 353 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,517 I think I would remember something that epically tacky. 354 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,561 Well, you did the right thing letting it go. 355 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:37,770 I'll write that down. 356 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,313 Yeah, that was a bit much. 357 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:43,401 I mean, he doesn't really wanna leave in a horse-drawn carriage, does he? 358 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,610 That's so not Will. 359 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,154 You know what? The heart wants what the heart wants. 360 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,198 Whatever. Feel like we're never gonna be couple friends 361 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,492 and Will and I are slowly gonna drift apart. 362 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:55,289 Yeah, well, either way, this evening will come to an end, so that's a comfort. 363 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,040 It's so exciting you guys are launching a new chain. 364 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:02,253 Yeah. It's really cool for me to see how Johnny 66, like, operates up close. 365 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:05,047 Especially if, you know, for when I open my own bar one day. 366 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,550 - Is something new in the works? - Yeah, sort of. 367 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,052 I think it's helpful for Will to have a goal 368 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,347 even if it's not something he's actively working towards. 369 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,641 Yeah. It's helpful for me. 370 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,894 No, I didn't mean that in a derogatory sense. 371 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,396 - It's just a statement. Like a fact. - No. What's derogatory about that? 372 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,023 It's nice to have a goal that you're not working towards. 373 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,150 - You're very focused on Jay 6 right now... - Yeah, it's nice. 374 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,903 - I am very focused on Jay 6. - Yeah. 375 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,114 I get it. 376 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,115 Hear you're turning Will into a golfer. 377 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,367 Yes. Yeah, he's taking lessons at the club. 378 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,619 - Wow. - You know, 379 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,579 - Maeve wants to take golf lessons. - That's right. 380 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,833 Yeah, our littlest, but she's not sporty at all and there's a lot of gear. 381 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,002 Yeah, she didn't walk until she was 18 months old 382 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,795 'cause she couldn't really be bothered, so... 383 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,633 - That's true. - I walked when I was five months old. 384 00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,384 - What? - Wait, what? Really? 385 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:51,470 Yes. 386 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,263 I've never heard of anything like that before. 387 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,015 That's 'cause it's not real or true. 388 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,767 It's like a legend her family likes to tell. 389 00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,519 She walked when she was five months old. 390 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,063 No, it's not a legend. It is real. 391 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,107 It's a fact. I walked when I was five months old. 392 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:08,904 Fun fact, I Jet Skied outta my mom's vagina when I was born. 393 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,240 Yeah, you know, you can make your jokes, 394 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:16,161 but, you know what else? I learned to ice-skate when I was one. 395 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,828 Yeah. 396 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,582 Look, these are little urban legends your family likes to tell itself, 397 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,125 you know what I mean? But they're not true. 398 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,170 You shouldn't tell people this shit as though it's true. You know what I mean? 399 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,630 My family has these little legends too. 400 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,215 Mine is that I wore diapers till I was six. 401 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,217 I didn't, but she loves to tell people I did. 402 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,469 That's not a legend. A legend is Hercules. 403 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,137 Like, a legend is <i>Moana</i>. 404 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,933 You know, these are... whereas these are things that happened that I did. 405 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,978 <i>Moana</i>'s a Pixar movie, and also, you did not do that. 406 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,980 If you did, you'd be in the <i>Guinness Book of World Records</i> 407 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,982 for "the youngest person ever to walk and ice-skate." 408 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,902 You're not, as far as I know. I assume you would've brought it up if you were. 409 00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,989 - Speaking of the Guinness book-- - That's right. 410 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:57,034 My great-uncle, Larry, he was actually in the <i>Guinness Book of World Records</i> 411 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,495 'cause he had a parrot that could ride a scooter. 412 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,998 You claim you can tell where hops are from just by smelling them, 413 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:03,457 - and that's literally impossible. - It's not. 414 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,877 I can, 'cause it's my job to smell hops, and I'm very good at it. 415 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,045 I actually beat a dog in a sniff-off once. 416 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,839 - Beat a dog. That's very impressive. - I did. 417 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,257 Well, it is 'cause dogs can sniff good. 418 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,427 It's like how you can beat a cheetah in a footrace when you were one years old. 419 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:16,387 Where do you even buy ice skates for a one-year-old? 420 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,723 - Do you have a cobbler custom-make those? - Take a look at this. 421 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,142 'Cause they're not a real thing because one-year-olds don't ice-skate. 422 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,394 Like finding a parachute for a one-year-old. 423 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,188 - Amazon, ice skates, one-year-old. - That's a costume. 424 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,982 That's a Halloween costume, so a kid can pretend to be an ice-skater 425 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,609 'cause they can't do it in real life. 426 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:33,864 Think the chickpea flour gluten-free brownies are nearly ready. 427 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:39,786 Never mind. Ten more minutes. 428 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,330 Great. 429 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,790 - This is fun. - That's a shame. 430 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,211 You know, she could drive at six. 431 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,920 Thank you so much. 432 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,130 Yeah. Thanks so much for having us, Sylvia. 433 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,548 - Really fun, yeah. - Coyote! 434 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,051 - Everybody freeze! - Oh, shit. 435 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,971 Get the fuck outta here! 436 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,350 That was so awesome. Thank you so much for coming. 437 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:03,434 - Yeah, that was great. - Yeah. 438 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,853 - Yeah. Fun. Delicious. Delicious meal. - That was awesome. 439 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,855 - Thanks for coming all the way here. - Absolutely! Yeah. 440 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,232 - Let's do it again. - Yeah. 441 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,858 - Drive safe, guys. That was excellent. - Goodbye. 442 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,778 - Take care. - So fun to see you all. You're good! 443 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:16,240 Bye! 444 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:32,714 Hey. I'm... I shouldn't have... 445 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:34,967 - Wait. Sorry. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, no. 446 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,636 Very sorry about tonight, okay? 447 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,805 No, I'm sorry too. 448 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:43,308 I don't know why I dug my heels in about the whole walking thing. 449 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,103 I guess... It's just I've mentioned it before in front of you, 450 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,688 so I was surprised when you pushed back. 451 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,648 Well, I shouldn't have. It was stupid. 452 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:54,318 You know, I'm sorry, you know. 453 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,280 I wasn't there when you learned to walk or ice-skate, 454 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,573 you know, any of that stuff. 455 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:01,493 I think I feel intimidated by your friendship with Sylvia. 456 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,204 You're different around her than you usually are. 457 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,291 And I know you didn't tell her about the horse-drawn carriage. I'm not dumb. 458 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,710 I know it's not your thing. 459 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,920 That must've been why I acted out. 460 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:16,048 Well, I didn't help. Okay, I'm sorry, I made a whole scene. 461 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,425 I shouldn't have done that. 462 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,761 Maybe it would be a good idea for me and Sylvia to go out tomorrow night 463 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,097 before I head back to San Diego. Just the two of us. 464 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,643 I mean, is it really that important to you to get to know Sylvia? 465 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,939 Well, it depends. Is she really that important to you? 466 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:35,152 I mean, I think she'd be really psyched if you invited her out. 467 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,905 Did I ever tell you that I was two when I learned to windsurf? 468 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,032 Wow. Is that before or after 469 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:44,076 you scaled El Capitan <i>Free Solo</i>-style for the first time? 470 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,536 - That was after. - Wow. 471 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,122 - Way after. - Amazing. 472 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,957 - Gonna have a very impressive wife. - I know. Yeah. 473 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,376 I'm excited about it. 474 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:52,878 Hang on. 475 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,088 Oh, God. It's the German office. 476 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:56,590 Tell them <i>heil</i>. 477 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,968 <i>Guten Tag</i>, Johan 66. 478 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:03,931 <i>Ja.</i> 479 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,398 - <i>Hey.</i> - So, you probably already know this, 480 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,650 but Jenna invited me to dinner. 481 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:17,735 Yeah, I'm well aware. 482 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,612 Can we talk about what happened last night? 483 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:23,616 Yes, we probably should. Look, I love Jenna, 484 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,618 but she's very different from you and I, 485 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,246 and when we're together, those differences become magnified, 486 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,664 and it makes me self-conscious. 487 00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,291 Are you reading from a pamphlet? 488 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,043 Buddy, I really like Jenna, okay? 489 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,003 You don't need to worry about any of that stuff. 490 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,048 You think the horse-drawn carriage is stupid, okay? Just admit it. 491 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,133 Look, it's not my cup of tea, 492 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,345 but if it makes Jenna happy, then who gives a shit what I think? 493 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,222 I do. See, that's the problem. 494 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,057 <i>The J.Lo speech and the horse-drawn carriage.</i> 495 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,309 When I'm around you, I see it through your eyes, 496 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,855 and it makes me act out towards Jenna, and I don't like it. 497 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,941 And that's why I was trying to keep you guys apart, you know? 498 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,693 Okay. Well, are there rules that I should know about? 499 00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,528 Is there words that you don't want me to say? 500 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:04,115 Like, are you gonna yell at me if I mention that you liked pizza in college? 501 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:07,786 Look, I was wrong, and you were right. 502 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:11,247 I want you guys to be friends. You're both very important to me, 503 00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,915 and you should know better than anyone, 504 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,042 I was much more of a calzone guy in college. 505 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,129 Let's go back to "I was right." We moved off that too quickly. 506 00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,797 Can you say that again? Sorry? What was that? 507 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,674 Yeah, that part of the conversation's over. 508 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,760 Have fun at dinner. Talk to you soon. Bye. 509 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:29,098 So Will just told me that you used to be a lawyer. I had no idea. 510 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,768 Yes, I went to law school. That part is true. 511 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:33,312 That's where I met Charlie, actually. 512 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,148 Did you ever practice? 513 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,357 For a couple of years, 514 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,359 and then I had a baby and more babies and... 515 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,279 Seriously, in this day and age, you'd think we'd be past this baloney 516 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,739 - of having to choose. - Totally. 517 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,116 It is literally impossible to be a woman. 518 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,368 You have to be extraordinary but somehow you're always doing it wrong. 519 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,162 You have to be thin but not too thin. 520 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:53,248 You have to be a boss but can't be too mean. 521 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:55,209 Is that from the <i>Barbie</i> movie? 522 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,877 I loved it. I loved it. Did you see it? 523 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,755 Yeah, Maeve made me take her, like, eight times, you know? 524 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,049 It was... 525 00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:06,093 People loved it. People love that movie. 526 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,388 - So good. Yeah. - It was awesome. 527 00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:11,807 - Thanks for inviting me out. - Yeah. 528 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,602 Thank you for introducing me to this restaurant. It's so good. 529 00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:18,524 I saw a little gelato place nearby if you wanna extend the night a little. 530 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,776 You know I like to rage. 531 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:24,111 That is the head of Del Taco. 532 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,532 Man thinks he invented the burrito. A real Ken. 533 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,076 Oh, my God. I hate a Ken. 534 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,370 - I don't... I don't wanna talk to that guy. - Okay, yeah. 535 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:33,829 Let's go to the bathroom. I'll cover you. 536 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,624 That would be great. Thank you. 537 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,002 You know, Sylvia, I have to admit, 538 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,712 I was a little anxious about getting to know you. 539 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,340 I know, me too. I really wanted us to hit it off. 540 00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,384 Yeah, I mean you and Will have known each other forever, 541 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,219 and compared to you, I am the new kid on the block. 542 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,847 - Please, that doesn't matter. - It does. No, Will loves you, 543 00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:52,265 and you guys have so much fun together. 544 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:57,770 You're witty and sophisticated and spontaneous and, hello, gorgeous. 545 00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,189 Who would not be a little intimidated? 546 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,401 I should be intimidated by you, Miss CEO. Please. 547 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:06,279 I guess I have always been a little jealous of the two of you, 548 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,323 but now that I've gotten to know you, I realize, it was all in my head. 549 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,159 - Of course it was. - You are just a regular, old person. 550 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,787 I am the most regular person you could hope to meet. 551 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,665 I know. I mean, you're nothing. 552 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:18,792 What? 553 00:24:19,305 --> 00:25:19,393