"The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder" Episode #3.7

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,526 At this very moment, Young Toddler is the hottest thing in rap. 3 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:28,820 Why have I never heard of him? 4 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,906 Oh! I've heard of him, Talia. 5 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,700 Did I ask about you? 6 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,535 -Mm-mm. -You're fired. 7 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,289 Okay, people. Okay. 8 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,082 Okay. Why have I never heard of him? 9 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,044 This Young Toddler has more views than Bad Bunny. 10 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,796 He simply must be on the cover of Teen Rogue. 11 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,050 Yet not one of you can tell me who he is. 12 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,470 Now, somebody better start talking or I'm gonna start firing people. 13 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,764 Excuse me, but haven't you already done that? 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,391 No, no! 15 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,976 No, no! No! 16 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,980 Again, who is Young Toddler? 17 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,107 A teenager with a diaper rash? 18 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,528 I know, I'm fired. I just really couldn't help myself. 19 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,324 Okay, so this is the deal. 20 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,492 I don't care how you do it, 21 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,578 but I need to know everything there is to know about Young Toddler. 22 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,914 What he eats for breakfast, what time he goes to bed, 23 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,499 can he tolerate lactose 24 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,543 and has there been a playdate with Blue Ivy? 25 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,003 But most importantly, 26 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,171 I want him 27 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:31,716 on the cover of the next issue of Teen Rogue. 28 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,594 Now, act like real reporters and find me the real 29 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,304 Young Toddler. 30 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,973 Failure is not an option. 31 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:40,725 He's out there somewhere. 32 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,413 Bathroom's down the hall, little girl. 33 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,522 Now, as an extra incentive, 34 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,525 whoever brings me an exclusive with Young Toddler gets... 35 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,818 A promotion? 36 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,198 No. Gets to keep their job, which you don't have anymore. 37 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,658 Oh, come on! 38 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,203 What are you waiting for? 39 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,955 Bring me the real Young Toddler! 40 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,166 Eavesdropping on my conversation? 41 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,085 Uh... No, ma'am. 42 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:10,296 I am combing your bear like you asked. 43 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,966 By the way, how long am I gonna be doing this? 44 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,051 Until your daddy gives me back the 300 grand 45 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,097 he and, ugh, that little grubby friend got for my puppies. 46 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,223 Well, he don't have it. 47 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,433 The Singing Judge took the puppies from my daddy 48 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,726 and gave them to Papi. 49 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,021 He sold them and went to Wiz Vegas with Suga Mama and that was that. 50 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,817 Too bad. You're gonna be brushing that bear for about 300,000 years, then. 51 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,616 I can find out who Young Toddler is. 52 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,621 You have my attention. 53 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,708 Well, I don't know exactly who he is, but... 54 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,293 I see a spot on the rug. 55 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:51,045 But I know who runs his record label. 56 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,173 Give me a week and you'll have your exclusive. 57 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,883 So what do you want out of this? 58 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,135 Uh, did I say I wanted something? 59 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,137 Baby, I know a shakedown when I hear one. 60 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,805 How do you think I got to where I am? 61 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,515 What do you want? 62 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,726 Well, I don't want to comb your rug no more. 63 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,102 Look at you. 64 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,604 You got a little woman in you. 65 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,481 You remind me of me. Huh. 66 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,026 And I want to be a paid writer for Teen Rogue. 67 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,194 You're fired. 68 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,154 Fine. 69 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:20,283 I'm sure M Magazine would be interested in finding out who Young Toddler is. 70 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,286 Well played. 71 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,412 You've got three days. 72 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:27,457 I want to publish before his WizDome show this weekend. 73 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,541 But if you don't... 74 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,959 I know, I'm fired. 75 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,211 Oh, no, no. Nothing that easy. 76 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,213 You're gonna comb my bear rug, sharpen my pencils 77 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,215 and lick my envelopes until you're drooling 78 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,550 and wearing diapers like Young Doody Booty himself. 79 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:38,927 Now, be gone. 80 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,932 Hey, sounds good. You can count on me, Talia. 81 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,059 I got this! 82 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,894 Oh! 83 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:53,358 ♪ The... Proud... Family... What? ♪ 84 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,276 ♪ You and me will always be tight ♪ 85 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,695 ♪ Family every day and every night ♪ 86 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,948 ♪ Even when you start acting like a fool ♪ 87 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,533 ♪ You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ♪ 88 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:05,119 ♪ I know I can always be myself ♪ 89 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,413 ♪ When I'm with you more than anybody else ♪ 90 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,832 ♪ Every single day that I'm headed off to school ♪ 91 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,377 ♪ You know there's no one I love as much as you ♪ 92 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,129 -♪ The family ♪ -♪ The family ♪ 93 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,882 ♪ Proud family ♪ 94 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,593 ♪ They'll make you scream! ♪ 95 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,345 ♪ They'll make you wanna sing! ♪ 96 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:25,306 ♪ It's a family thing, a family A proud, proud family ♪ 97 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,475 ♪ Proud family ♪ 98 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,311 ♪ They'll push your buttons! ♪ 99 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,230 ♪ They'll make you wanna hug 'em ♪ 100 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,358 ♪ A family, family Proud, proud family ♪ 101 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,526 ♪ Proud, proud family ♪ 102 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,873 Nubia, Olei, Gina, hold up. 103 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,583 What's good, Proud? 104 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,419 Um, I have a favor to ask. 105 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,088 Now, you know we ain't in the favor business, Proud. 106 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,299 Yeah, but you're in the record business, 107 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,342 and I need a face-to-face with Young Toddler. 108 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,429 Yeah, you and me both, Proud. 109 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,472 What do you mean? He's signed to your label. 110 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,682 No, not no more. 111 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:10,560 We gave him his start and as soon as he got a little heat, 112 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,437 that fool went independent. 113 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,148 Well, who is he? I want to interview him for Teen Rogue. 114 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,357 Man, who knows? 115 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,026 We did everything by text. 116 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,112 But look, if you find out, you hit us up, 'cause, uh... 117 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,489 We want to talk to him. 118 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,581 Talia's never gonna give me this promotion. 119 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,209 I've asked every kid at school who Young Toddler is and nobody knows. 120 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,919 He's Young Toddler. 121 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,671 No, his real name. 122 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,007 It's the name he chose, so it's real. 123 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,592 Okay, it's his real name. 124 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,595 What I need is the name on his direct deposit. 125 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,180 I know he goes to Willy T. Ribbs 126 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,307 because he performed at the Back to School Kickback. 127 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,768 Let's figure it out by process of elimination. 128 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,603 We know he can't be me. 129 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,313 He's definitely not Billy, 130 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,940 and he's certainly not any of you. 131 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,277 Come on, Michael, I'm serious. That's not really helping me. 132 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,821 It's called deductive reasoning, Penny. 133 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,156 Just go around the school 134 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:07,992 and whoever's not on the "Can't Be" list, 135 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,994 that's who it can be. 136 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,746 I only have three days. 137 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,123 I can't go around to every kid in the school. 138 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,751 Girl, you should have just come straight to me. 139 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,795 I know everything about Young Toddler. 140 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,859 What do you know about Young Toddler? 141 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,018 Zang, Dijonay, 142 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,605 I am impressed and scared all at the same time. 143 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,025 But none of this tells me who Young Toddler is. 144 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,276 Well, that ain't all. 145 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,488 I've got photos. 146 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,115 You've got photos? 147 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,534 Yeah, girl, I follow him. 148 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:53,663 Yeah, but so do five million other people on Holla'gram. 149 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:54,997 No. 150 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,208 I follow him in real life. 151 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,501 Huh? 152 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:02,213 You know, like down alleyways, up on rooftops, 153 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,215 to the market, to the cleaner's, 154 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,425 driveways... 155 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,717 Okay, now I'm scared. 156 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,351 Come here, girl. Check out my work. 157 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,146 I shoot at a low f-stop to get the blurry background. 158 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,565 Why are all these of his hands? 159 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,861 Well, he was kind of pushing me out of the way. 160 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,905 You know, like, love taps. 161 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,451 Oh! You mind if I take this? 162 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,996 Uh... 163 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,247 Yeah, I mind. 164 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,127 Hi. I'm Penny Proud. 165 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,670 I'm a reporter for Teen Rogue. 166 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:43,754 I was wondering, 167 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,841 do you remember giving anyone a pacifier palm tattoo? 168 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:49,635 Okay, everybody, dinner is served. 169 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,137 -Bon appetit. -I'm a reporter 170 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,555 and I protect my sources. 171 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,349 No, I said protect, not pay. 172 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,810 Don't hang up! How much are we talking? 173 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,399 I said, "Bon appetit." 174 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,986 All right, that's it. 175 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,655 Everybody put away all phones and electronic devices now! 176 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,324 I was just about to win Wiz Crush! 177 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,825 I never beat the Wiz at anything! 178 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,120 But, Mama, I need that for work! 179 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,622 No buts. 180 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:21,459 Dinnertime is the time for us to connect as a family, 181 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,252 not connect on our phones. 182 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,338 The time for us to actually talk to one another. 183 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,507 We talk all the time, Trudy! 184 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:28,799 I'm not playing, Oscar. 185 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,928 Okay, okay. You want to talk? Let's talk. 186 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,721 How you doing, baby girl? 187 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,097 Fine. How you doing, Daddy? 188 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,182 Fine. 189 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,767 Bebe and Cece, how you doing? 190 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,893 Fine. 191 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,521 There. We talked. Now, give me back my phone. 192 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:45,066 I'm talking about a real conversation, Oscar. 193 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:48,486 You don't like wrestling, you don't like snacks. 194 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,488 You hate Sanford and Son reruns. 195 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,074 What are we going to talk about, Elizabeth... Ow! 196 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,077 We can talk about how our day has been. 197 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,829 Well, the day was turning out just fine until we started talking. 198 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,832 Huh? 199 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,460 Mama, I gotta get that. It's important. 200 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,880 Nothing is so important it can't wait until after dinner. 201 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,340 No, you don't understand. 202 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:10,675 Talia's gonna promote me to writer 203 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,802 if I can find out Young Toddler's true identity, 204 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,011 except nobody knows. 205 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,513 But I found out he has a tattoo. 206 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,223 I called every tattoo shop in Emilyville 207 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,225 and that could be the call that'll change my life. 208 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:20,393 Please, Mama, please! 209 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,396 Penny! 210 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:24,897 -Oh! -Hello? 211 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,900 Hello? Yes, yes, yes, this is Penny Proud. 212 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,027 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 213 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:32,029 Uh-huh. 214 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,698 Aw, thank you. 215 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:35,950 Well? 216 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,953 They didn't recognize the tattoo. 217 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:42,540 I don't know what to do. I'll never become a writer. 218 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,167 Why don't you call Igloo? He's great at finding things. 219 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,628 I thought he was an attorney now, Oscar. 220 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,089 Surprisingly, he never passed the bar exam. 221 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,676 Now he's back to being a mall cop/private eye/broke. 222 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,219 So I know he's available. 223 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,513 Fine, just call him. 224 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,433 Well, I would if I had my phone. Hint hint. 225 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,769 Daddy. 226 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,564 Uh-huh. 227 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,524 Who is it? How'd you get this number? 228 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,277 It's me, Oscar. The only person that ever calls you. 229 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,696 Man, I told you, don't call me on this line. 230 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:17,575 Now, I'll contact you as soon as I get Freddy Frito's secret recipe. 231 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,619 I done hired some little bad kids to steal it for me. 232 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,621 Uh, we're on the speaker phone. 233 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,832 Ix-nay on the Frito-fay. Olei? 234 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:27,126 Oops, my bad. 235 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:30,046 Look, I need you to come over. I got a job for you. 236 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,131 -A paying job. -A paying job? 237 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:43,142 Uh, it's either a binky or a Ring Pop. 238 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,687 We know what it is, Igloo. We want to know whose hand it's on. 239 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:50,524 Oh, I don't have a clue, man. It could be anybody's hand. 240 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,109 You need to talk to the hand. 241 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,070 I hope you don't think I'm gonna pay you for this! 242 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,529 Mr. Igloo, please! 243 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,574 If you could just find the tattoo shop that did this, 244 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,784 maybe they could tell us whose hand it is. 245 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,161 You got a smart girl there, Oscar. 246 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:04,914 Sure, I can do that... for a price. 247 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,290 I don't have any money. 248 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,958 And you know my situation, Igloo. 249 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,252 I thought you said this was a paying gig. 250 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,712 You know, forget it. 251 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,548 Break me off with some of that brisket and it's a deal. 252 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:19,220 Touch my brisket and you are gonna pull back a nub. 253 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,973 Oscar, now, you better handle your woman. 254 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,060 -What did you just say, man? -Igloo, run! She's crazy! 255 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,813 You better get off of me... You better run, Igloo! 256 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,358 Oh, do you have any drippings or... 257 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,068 This is a bit dry, Trudy. 258 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,822 I'll call you when I find out something. 259 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,962 Meet me at Chang's Gas Station, Penny Proud. 260 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,550 Bring my payment. 261 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,187 Mr. Igloo, did you find out who the hand belongs to? 262 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,524 Are you forgetting something? 263 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,445 One brisket sandwich with extra drippings. 264 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,904 The way you like it. 265 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,992 I like the way you do business, Penny Proud. 266 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,035 He's inside. You can't miss him. 267 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,998 Mm! This is good! You remembered the drippings, didn't you? 268 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,803 Hey, Billy. Is anybody in here? 269 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,847 Yeah, you. 270 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,433 I know I'm here. I was just wondering... 271 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,771 Never mind. Just give me a Wiz Finger. 272 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,821 You got a pacifier tattoo? 273 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,073 Billy? 274 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,367 You're Young Toddler? 275 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,413 You're Young Toddler? 276 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,541 My dad will hear you. 277 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,169 Is that why you're hiding your identity? 278 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,755 Chill, Penny. Not in here. 279 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:18,923 Step outside. 280 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,009 Of course I don't want my father to find out. 281 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,178 But that's not the real reason. 282 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,555 Well, what's the real reason? Oh, hold that thought. 283 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640 What? 284 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,267 Nah, no interview. Stop the recording. 285 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,271 Okay, okay, but you've got to tell me, what's the real reason? 286 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,816 The mystery? The freedom? Stage fright? 287 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,818 Some of all that, yeah. 288 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,696 But the real real is, nobody's checking for an Asian rapper. 289 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,825 What? Come on, that's not true, Billy. 290 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,117 People don't care about that. 291 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,369 Really? 292 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,246 Do you remember the talent show last year? 293 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,539 'Cause I do. 294 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,582 And our next performer 295 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,502 for the Willy T. Ribbs Middle School talent show, 296 00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,256 who will be performing an original rap, 297 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,007 is Billy Chang. 298 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:20,025 Children, children, children. Now, be nice. 299 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,988 Quite, you future DMV workers! 300 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,532 But those were just a few haters. 301 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,742 The rest of us don't see it that way at all. 302 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,412 No, you don't see me at all. 303 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,873 When you were in here the other day looking for Young Toddler, 304 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,916 you didn't even ask me if I knew him 305 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,877 or even consider that I could be him. 306 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,714 Okay, you got me. I'm sorry. 307 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,760 But, Billy, you're the hottest rapper on the planet. 308 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,429 Nobody is gonna care. 309 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,431 You don't have to hide behind a disguise. 310 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,809 Oh, yeah? Name me an Asian rapper that people like. 311 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,062 Uh... The Wu-Tang Clan. 312 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,732 They're not Asian, Penny. You just proved my point. 313 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,151 Well, I'm sure there's someone out there. 314 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,446 But nobody as big as Young Toddler. 315 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,116 And that will all go away if you tell people who I am. 316 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,535 Come on, Billy. 317 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,829 At least give people a chance. 318 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,414 I have, Penny. 319 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,042 Sorry, you can't write that article. 320 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,010 So did you find the real Young Toddler, Penny? 321 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,470 Yeah, I did. 322 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,847 Who? Who, Penny? 323 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,934 Come on, Penny. He's my future husband. 324 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,478 Sorry, y'all. He doesn't want me to reveal his identity 325 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,104 because it would destroy his career. 326 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,981 Then you can't tell, Penny. 327 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,859 But on the other hand, if I do reveal who he is, 328 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,527 Talia will make me a writer. 329 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,655 I'll be the youngest reporter at Teen Rogue, 330 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,990 and I'll have enough money to move out of my daddy house. 331 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,075 I mean, my mama house. 332 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,868 Then you have to tell, Proud. 333 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,411 You can at least tell me. 334 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,081 Without me, you would've never found him. 335 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:02,294 Penny, even if Talia makes you a reporter, she's still going to fire you. 336 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,796 You should sell it to TMZ. 337 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,007 No. Celebrities deserve their privacy. 338 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,634 They're people, too. 339 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,760 Come on, Proud. 340 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,762 It's not like you're a real reporter anyway. 341 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,305 You can say who he is. 342 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,723 You're always hating, girl. 343 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,982 Welcome to the Emilyville Zoo. 344 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,526 Well, I mean, Shuggie can relate. 345 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:28,654 I mean, because not everyone accepts Asian guitar-playing pandas, either. 346 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,157 Shuggie should be at the top of the charts right now, you know that? 347 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,534 But I digress, yeah. 348 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,370 But if he don't want you to tell nobody, Penny, you can't tell. 349 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,748 But then, Talia won't make me a reporter. 350 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,959 I don't know what to do, Shuggie. 351 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,004 Well, see, you've got to decide what kind of reporter you want to be. 352 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,298 And then you got to decide what kind of person you want to be. 353 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,300 And you have absolutely got to tell me 354 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,178 where you got this poke bowl from, girl, because it is fire. 355 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,263 Mm! Delicious. 356 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,168 You can't write that article. 357 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,673 You've got three days. 358 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,410 -What is that? -Close your eyes! Close your eyes! 359 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,666 Don't you ever walk into my office without knocking. 360 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,169 Never again. You don't have to worry about that. 361 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,671 Have you discovered Young Toddler's true identity or... 362 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,840 are you here to comb my rug? 363 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,092 Either is fine with me. 364 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,844 -I have, but I can't... -Brilliant. 365 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,304 "The real Young Toddler. 366 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,265 "Young Toddler remains a mystery, but his music..." 367 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,017 "Isn't." 368 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,603 What is this nonsense? 369 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,980 You told me you knew who Young Toddler was. 370 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,108 I didn't lie. I did find out. 371 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,068 But I can't tell you. 372 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,196 What? What? Why not? That doesn't even make sense. What? 373 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,489 He asked me not to. 374 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,158 Oh, child. That's ridiculous. 375 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,578 Don't you think Nixon asked Woodward and Bernstein not to tell? 376 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,247 You're a reporter. That's your job. 377 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,125 I'm sorry, but I gave him my word. 378 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,876 And I gave you my word. 379 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,170 I was gonna make you a reporter. 380 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,755 I saw myself in you, Penny. 381 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,840 I guess I was wrong. 382 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,742 Do you know what you're giving up? 383 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,718 Get to combing, girl. 384 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,554 No, thank you. 385 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,638 I quit. 386 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,973 Okay, okay, okay. Okay. 387 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,100 You win. 388 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,561 You are a reporter. 389 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,521 -Really? -Yes. 390 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,106 Oh, thank you, thank you... 391 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,691 And now you're fired. 392 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,651 -What? -Get to stepping. 393 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,416 Oh, my God, Penny! 394 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,128 -These are great seats! -They must've cost a fortune. 395 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,172 Nope. Young Toddler gave them to me. 396 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,424 I guess you didn't write the article, did you? 397 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,508 My girl. 398 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,468 No, I wrote the article. 399 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,720 I just didn't out him. 400 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,388 So how did Talia take it? 401 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,682 Actually, she made me a reporter. 402 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,767 -Really? -And then she fired me. 403 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,775 Oh, come on. It's funny. 404 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,906 Young Toddler! 405 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,048 Yo, yo, yo, what's up, Emilyville? 406 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,300 We love you, Young Toddler! 407 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,386 Love you, too. 408 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,471 Yo, 409 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,558 before we get started, I want to share something with you. 410 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,394 A friend of mine told me the other day 411 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,813 it was time for me to be myself. 412 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,567 That you, my audience, 413 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,402 would not care. 414 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,447 So, 415 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,991 Emilyville, 416 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,952 here I am. 417 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,967 Billy Chang? 418 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,559 LaCienega, what's so funny? You know you ain't right. 419 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,520 Is it just me? 420 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,022 Penny gets fired protecting his identity, 421 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,650 and he tells anyway. 422 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,321 She's right, you know. That is pretty funny. 423 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,708 Ay, yo, DJ Blaze, drop that beat. 424 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,815 ♪ I guess the cat's out the bag ♪ 425 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,442 ♪ Got my cash out and my tag ♪ 426 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,986 ♪ Say goodbye to Young Toddler Spitting raps out the lab ♪ 427 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,655 ♪ See, I was always stressing on complexion ♪ 428 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,989 ♪ And the truth about my culture ♪ 429 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,241 ♪ What if all you jokers found out and laughed? ♪ 430 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,701 ♪ But now it's all gravy ♪ 431 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,120 ♪ It's Billy, I'm still the same baby at the crib ♪ 432 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,663 ♪ Cradle rocking Going crazy ♪ 433 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,416 ♪ And now it's on y'all Are you rocking with the Asian? ♪ 434 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,835 ♪ No chain or diapers Still the hottest with the ladies ♪ 435 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,338 ♪ And if my real fans come for the ride ♪ 436 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,299 ♪ We gonna take it to the top Billy's eyes on the prize ♪ 437 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,718 ♪ 'Cause the color doesn't matter if the homie can rhyme ♪ 438 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,970 ♪ And if the hater want to take the other side ♪ 439 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,138 ♪ He's a doody booty ♪ 440 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,682 -♪ They ain't coming with the team ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 441 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,310 -♪ Oh, they don't mess with Baby B ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 442 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,979 -♪ So if they don't want to believe ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 443 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,732 -♪ Then they should really get it clean ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 444 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:41,401 -♪ They ain't coming with the team ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 445 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,987 -♪ Oh, they don't mess with Baby B ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 446 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,531 -♪ So if they don't want to believe ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 447 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,451 -♪ Then they should really get it clean ♪ -♪ Doody booty ♪ 448 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,802 Thanks, Young Toddler. 449 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,471 You were amazing, Billy. What did I tell you? 450 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,431 Yeah, you were right, Penny. 451 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,975 You've got to give people a chance to be better than they are. 452 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,519 I didn't say all that. 453 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,230 But it sounded good, didn't it? 454 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,942 You know what? 455 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,194 Let's do that interview. 456 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:26,154 Too late. I got fired. 457 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,073 Then sell it to somebody else. 458 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,244 As a wise young lady once told me, don't be scared. 459 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,328 Be yourself. 460 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,582 Billy! I'm your biggest fan! 461 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,917 Can I get a selfie? 462 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,086 Yeah, it's cool. Hey, wait a minute. 463 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,171 Dijonay! Security! 464 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,090 Hey! 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